ITT: We summon the self-hating brazilian
>>75789917
>david luiz tier defense
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>>75789917
I'm the brazilian you're looking for, I live in Germany now
Eis aqui um pepito que só queria dar alegria ao seu povo.
>>75789917
I was laughing the whole time
One of my happiest experiences watching any sport
I remember playing my brain to mush that day for hours in Saints Row 2 and this whole match just went by me like nothing. Only later I realised.
>>75789917
nice ending integers
>>75789917
>"...And Germany lead! Müller! Thomas Müller from the corner puts Germany in front! His fifth goal of this World Cup! Who picked him up? No one picked him up."
>"Klose! Brilliant save! Klose scores! Historical! Germany Two - Brazil Nil and Miroslav Klose is the All-Time World Cup Record Goalscorer! And Brazil have a mountain to climb in their own backyard against Germany, they are two down inside 23 minutes."
>"Mesut Özil. Lahm in all kinds of space. Lahm. Müller, through Müller, could be embarrassing. It's three! Toni Kroos! Brazil have fallen apart inside 25 minutes."
>"And it's going to be embarrassing. It could be four! It's four nil to Germany! After 25 minutes, Fernandinho caught in possession. Brazil are being humiliated, humbled and taken apart by Germany!"
>"Khedira. Özil. Khedira! Five Nil! Five Nil! Absolute humiliation...scored their first in the eleventh minute, their second in the 23rd, their third in the 24th, their fourth in the 26th and their fifth in the 29th. Martin, they scored four(4) goals in the last six(6) minutes!"
>>75792405
I kek'd IRL