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>Chelsea : Chelsea team tonight: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Fabregas, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard.
Subs : Begovic, Terry, Zouma, Ake, Chalobah, Loftus-Cheek, Willian.
>Boro : Guzan, Fabio, Chambers, Gibson, Friend (c), De Roon, Clayton, Forshaw, Traore, Negredo, Downing.
Subs : Konstantopoulos, Barragan, Bernardo, Leadbitter, Guedioura, Gestede, Bamford
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>Fabregas
Good
>tfw no Kante
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Chelsea 5 - 0 Boro
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It's a lost game anyway, just let Dimi play.
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Middlesbrough's squad hasn't looked good all season.
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>no kanté
>not going 3 man midfield with cesc, matic and chalobah
>>75787335
it's a lost season, they should have played him all season rather than wasting money on valdez and guzan then complaining you have no money in jan, then sack your manager for not spending in jan
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>>75787300
>Subs : Begovic, Terry, Zouma, Ake, Chalobah, Loftus-Cheek, Willian.
Nice depth faggots
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>>75787326
I disagree with you.
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>>75787300
post >yfw Traore dribbles past everyone and makes a logical pass to Negredo to fuck over >our clean sheet.
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>>75787708
I couldn't (could if the reader is american) care less about the cleen sheet as long as Chelsea win.
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>>75787630
Then 4:1
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Looks like Carra forgot to drink his weetabix
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>>75787708
>It's a Chelsea give the lead away as soon as they get it and have to rely on a scrappy goal from EBGC to win episode
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Bamford is going to score the winner
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what was conte+wife thinking?
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>"here's costa"
>"pedro made the run to his right"
>"hazard just forced a little wider...than he would of wanted to be"
>......
>"AZZZZAAAAAAARRR OHHH YESS"
>"HES DONE IT AGAIN!"
>"NO STOPPING EDEN AZZAR AT THE MOMENT"
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>>75787808
what's his endgame?
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>>75787771
That's an episode I'll never get tired of rewatching.
>those digits
not a good sign for this match
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>>75787708
>makes a logical pass
this isn't a possibility desu
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>>75787844
he's gonna be so confused when he starts balding at 22
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>>75787829
5-0 vs Everton, complete performance.
What's your favorite win this season, lads?
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>>75787792
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>>75787844
>>75787875
thats a gril
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Http://streamboat.tv/@hawks2 live here
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>>75787917
H-Hopefully this one
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>>75787917
4-0 against Mourinho. Would be the revenge against Wenger if they didn't concede that one goal at the last minute and ruined the pottery of paying back the 3-0.
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>>75787300
Will Conte in Barcelona? Some media are saying about it. What do you think about it?
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>>75787985
I don't think he's a fit for Barcelona
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>>75787985
You tell me Roman Abramovich
Maybe you should put Conte in chains
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>>75787985
Barca only get ex-Barca players/South Americans that suck Messi's dick because they're so good.
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>>75788008
>Muh italian so defensive
>Muh barca so offensive
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>>75787917
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>>75787708
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>>75787985
Would speed up Hazard's move to Barca, not a fan.
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>>75787844
my mom literally gave me that hair cut too. what is wrong with people?
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What is Boro's master plan for this game?
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>>75788073
traore runs fast
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>>75787708
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>>75788070
>Gunter got a mushroom cut
why are u surprised
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>>75788073
PBM will run
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>>75788019
>Maybe you should put Conte in chains
so no sideline shenanigans?
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Press F to pay respects to Michy's Chelsea career.
>No injury, and he can't even make the bench but 3 centre backs and 2 youth team players can.
F
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X-0 where X is anything from 1-5 because boro can't score for shit
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>>75788148
If Costa is leaving Mich might get a chance
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>Chelseawinslol
What a shit season.
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will a loss confirm boros relegation?
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>>75788107
my cut was shorter and i had dirty blond hair though. i literally was rocking pic related lmao
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>>75788168
Yes, I think
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>>75788168
nope, but 7 points behind with 3 games left
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>>75788168
Yeah, they can only get out if they win every game.
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>>75787708
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>>75788176
Yup
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>>75788051
He has nothing to do there
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Is this going to be one if those boring 1-0's or an absolute masterclass in breaking a team down?
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>>75788164
Mate, he's gone. Everton should take him when Lukaku leaves.
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>>75788167
I wouldn't mind if everyone else was in top form and just got outclassed but bloody hell everyone has been shit again. The quality in this league is embarassing for all the money and top managers floating around.
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>>75788164
Not really. Conte doesn't rate him 2bh. If Costa leaves, Conte will definitely get a new striker, Michy will be 2nd best again. Conte played hazard as a false nine rather than Michy on numerous occasions
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>>75788197
Boro games have been boring all season
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How long until Rachel takes over MNF?
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>>75788168
I hope so to be quite frank. Wanted them to stay up at the start of the season, but after watching them play a full match against Swansea I changed my mind on them entirely. Fucking shite club at the moment.
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>>75788148
He's actually really good. I feel bad for him. If Costa leaves, we should really try to get him more involved.
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scenes if chelsea loses
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>>75788205
Moorata time?
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what is that nutty music?
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>>75788201
Gotta wonder if the bubble could really burst.
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>>75788225
someone post the full picture of this
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Allah won't help your team stop sucking, traore
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reminder not to waste your money on hair transplants. they are a waste of money.
go bald gracefully. dont waste your shekels like fabregas and eriksen and countless others who need to get it redone every couple of years
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>>75788233
Or Lukaku. Costa has been abysmal lately
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>>75788168
We deserve it. Absolutely shocking situation.
Still slightly believe though. COME ON BORO
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>>75788249
Conte looks good
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holy aloly
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I love how willing to shoot Alonso "The next prime Ivanovic" is.
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OMG WERE ALREADY GOING 200% INN
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Chelsea scores in the next 10min and I'm fucking out of here.
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>>75788261
that's because its a toupee, he wears hats when he loses it. why else is he wearing a club hat with a suit
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>Marcos A.
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(PLEASE STAY) UP THE BORO
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>Chambers
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whats her end game?
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>coster in charge of playing till the whistle actually goes
Why can't he just be a good boy?
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>>75788279
>WE
What part of football club are you from?
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Why the everliving fuck did we sign Chambers?
Karanka also brought in to many useless Spaniards.
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>tfw watching three games at once on a monday evening
WATCH OUR LEAGUE
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>traore
>Inaki Williams
Is Spain the next France?
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>>75788313
He's just on loan. Negredo will be gone next year as well.
I just want Dimi to play
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>>75788327
wtf watching porn
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>>75788313
>we
>boro
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>>75788327
>you'll never watch your local baker win the league
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>>75788327
How2find streams?
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hazard goal when
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>>75788346
Literally from Stockton m8.
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>>75788359
I wonder how much Real will pay for him.
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>>75788335
It's happening all over the world lad. It's sort of depressing to think about but it is what it is. As long as >we aren't literally enslaved and lose our rights and shit I don't really care.
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>>75788310
CAREFREE. WHEREVER YOU MAY BE. WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC
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AMADEUS AMADEUS
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>>75788369
Why do you say curry and Durham that way
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how well will chelsea do in the next ucl
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>>75788372
Give it another 10 years. Dictatorships are becoming fashionable again.
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>>75788393
[spoiler]Quarter[/spoiler] final
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>>75788385
We're all mongs.
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>>75788372
what did he mean by this
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No Kante, the closer to the title, the less Conte wants to risk. looks even more Mourinho's Chelsea, much more fluidity in play without the nigger
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>>75788393
if they invest the oscar money in squad depth i could see a good run
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>>75788393
Without Costa and Hazard, not so well.
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>>75788393
>>75788411
I think with a bit of luck, we could go to the final again.
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>>75788393
Knocked out by Jewe/PSG/Barca in the quarters.
>>75788414
He's out injured you maturbaiting cunt.
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>>75788313
>>75788337
Oh and at least a fair few are useful. Unlike a certain Scotsman
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>>75788414
oh look moorinho shilling is here
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>chinks cheering on coster in the front row
He's going isn't he?
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chelsea plays like *THAT*?
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>>75788455
He's already gone the way he's been playing lately.
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>>75788359
Madrid is only interested in fighters, not prima donnas, no matter how good they are.
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>>75788414
>poonited
>losing to wenger
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>>75788420
>Hazard
he is not leaving the club.
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>>75788372
>The population of Africa will have quadrupled by the end of the century
I really try to avoid /pol/posting outside of /pol/, but this genuinely very concerning to me.
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>>75788481
It's inevitable, embrace it.
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>>75788477
How about you get off Ronaldo's dick?
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>>75788486
>>75788493
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>POOiz
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>>75788477
like divenaldo?
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>>75788493
You say that every year
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Genuinely forgot Fabio and Rafael existed desu
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>>75788486
I'm not even /pol/, and I don't understand what's so racist about not allowing them in, like what the fuck.
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has pedro always run this weirdly and i only noticed it now?
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>fibreglass
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i am an official chelsea fan starting today, come on chelsea!
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>kekbregas
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>15 minutes in
>Still no goal
Boro basically won.
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>>75788354
>>75788355
http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/538974/2/watch-fjolnir-vs-breidablik-ubk-.html
:)
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>>75788550
k
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Why is Even Handler playing as GK for Boro?
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>player has tattoos
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>>75788505
>>75788511
>Ronaldo is not a fighter
there was a time where Chelsea costumer were actually based, but something must have broken when The Special One left you guys.
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>kekhill
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>Ancelotti
Hazard to Bayern confirmed.
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>>75788564
>german anon posts image of racist frog
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how the fuck that not a pen
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>tá maluco
Right back at you, Diego. Tap that shit in.
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CARLO heart emoji
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era?
no era
>>75788578
>Sheva
Hazart do Ukraine for eurovision confirmed
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>>75788433
>injured
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>Costa
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Adama Traoré is one of the funniest contradictions I've ever seen.
Imagine being having this superb skill, this blistering speed, this significant strenght, and still being shit.
Imagine coming through the Barcelona system your whole life and not being able to properly string, hit or weight a 10m pass. Imagine playing in Barcelona for 10+ years and having the football intelligence of a small crustacean.
Imagine being offered 60k euros/week to sign with Aston Villa, on a contract that rises year-by-year until 90k/week, with no relegation clause, before scoring a single first-division goal or made a single assist.
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>>75788588
Because it's not
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Carlo looking pretty JUSTed
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Gonde :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>75788393
Pretty badly I guess because they're losing Costa, Hazard and Azpi.
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>>75788570
"special one" Nvm you just suck the dick of any Portuguese. If you're a Chelsea fan that liked Mourhinos Park the bus tactic, y don't you go support Man U then. >>75788505
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>>75788596
>eurovision
holy fuck that's tomorrow
Which board should I watch it with?
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>>75788614
bayern got wreckt by ronaldo la
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>>75788596
>eurovision
Oh shit, I wonder if they'll allow a thread on /sp/.
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>>75788564
>player's wife has tattoos
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>garlo anjeloty DDDD
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;_; goodbye /epl/
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>>75788621
azpi signed a new contract not long ago
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COSTAAAAAAAAAA
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DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
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What the fuck
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>Costa waving goodbye
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ezpz
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:DDDDDDDD
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DIEGO
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COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
20 composure
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Fabregas is pure fucking magic.
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Fabregas is ridiculous
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WHAT A FUCKING BEAUTY!
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>GUZAN
RRREEEEE
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Fabio is literally the worst defender in the pl.
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>"defending"
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>Memesbrough literally just giving up
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>diego waving bye
my fucking heart
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most clinical chelsea we've seen in awhile
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>>75788644
I thought Barcelona wants him...
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COME ON TO CHELS
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That is one of the strangest goals I've seen all season. How the fuck did that just happen?
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I heart fabregas
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guys, guys, what was he thinking here?
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>In 2012, he was standing for election for theUkrainian Parliamentin the OctoberUkrainian parliamentary election, buthis partyfailed to win parliamentary representation.
kek, based Sheva
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>>75788689
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2014/09/02/5079208/azpilicueta-signs-new-five-year-contract-with-chelsea
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>cahill
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>>75788689
They wanted moses apparently
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>>75788697
>they told it's the toughest league in the world
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>>75788692
>Our meme gk
>That shitty defense
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>>75788559
I'll watch it at halftime senpai
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>>75788689
Stop taking transfer rumours any more seriously than lighthearted fiction
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>>75788697
>inb4 "I'm gonna have to pick a striker all by myself when Costa leaves at the end of the season. Should I ask Jose for advice?
No, that was during Mourinho's tactical masterclass at OT, where Chelsea were powerless to do anything - 0 (zero) shots on goal. 2-0 defeat. I reckon he was thinking about the match
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Hate Guzan with a massive passion. The WORST goalkeeper and I don't know why Dimi isn't playing
Valdes isn't injured, he's looking for a new bloody team
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Why is giving up so easy?
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>>75788690
Context?
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>Luiz is shit again
Fug
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>>75788742
valdes should retire
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>>75788697
>if i just scream a lot and yell at the refs it'll make me look smart
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If >we played a better team today it would've been 0-1. Not very convinced thus far.
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>>75788741
mou shill in full autism
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>>75788741
You're pathetic.
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>>75788742
i feel sorry for dimi, helped the team to promotion and then doesn't get a look in
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>>75788505
HE COULDVE WENT TO ARSENAL BUT THEN HE SAID FUCK THAT
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>>75788763
That's Kloppo pham
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Reminder that if Chelsea didn't have Hazard, Costa and Courtois they wouldn't have won the league.
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>>75788766
What a meme
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>>75788780
Did Luiz become amazing because he played alongside with Thiago SIlva?
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>>75788790
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>>75788777
of the few games I saw boro play last season, he looked really solid, so I didn't understand when they bought one, then they bought a second
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>>75788790
Reminder that if the earth was flat it wouldn't be round. What is your point?
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>>75788372
>and lose our rights
People don't even understand the point of presumption of innocence and the right to a fair trial there's no change that's happening
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>>75788790
Are you fucking retarded
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>>75788777
Dimi just looks so scruffy
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>>75788809
it was really odd, especially when you consider that those keepers were a completely past it valdes and guzan, who has never been remotely good
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>>75788777
Now, come on, don't be upset, it's just a game. I just want to know what Chelseafags think about the future, now that Conte is the new Wenger, Jose's bitch in the Premier League.
Reminder Wenger's punishment lasted for a decade.
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>>75788790
>If Chelsea wasn't Chelsea they wouldn't be Chelsea
mad innit
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some sloppy passes by both teams kek
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>>75788817
How about secret courts, how's that for a fair trial. We already live in some kind of dystopia shithole.
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>>75788790
Real will be relegated without Ronaldo, Marcelo and Ramos.
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Black guys with big foreheads really creep me out.
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>>75788843
They all want to go home.
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wow
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>>75788777
He's got a restaurant now
http://greatgreekfood.co.uk/
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>>75788790
what the fuck is your point?
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>>75788833
>knocked out of the fa cup by Conte
sure thing kid
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Is Traore phisically unable to pass the ball?
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>>75788833
this one is for this guy >>75788773
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Boro not even trying.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>75788831
valdes has never been good either except in 1v1 situations
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IT'S ALL OVER NOW, YOU'VE KILLED ME
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>USA USA USA USA USA USA
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AMADEUS AMADEUS
AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS
AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS
OH OH OH AMADEUS
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Is Guzan the worst keeper in the league?
>>
MARCOS A
how the fuck that went in
>>
ALONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>75788859
I wonder if they have larger percentage of neanderthal dna.
>>
ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO
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>>75788896
what wrong angus?
>>
Chelsea wouldn't have scored that goal if Alonso wasn't on the pitch
>>
This is going to be televised rape
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Damn that's some nice fucken football. Remember when >we had a guy so obsessed with keeping a clean sheet he nearly wrecked Hazard's career? Thank fuck that weirdo is gone.
>GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN >GUZAN
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>>75787630
>>75787326
hello boys. :3
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How can you concede at your near post like that...
>>
5-0?
>>
GET
GUZAN
OFF
I've closed the stream now anyway. Match is over. I just want Boro to be great again.
>>
Never get why there's such a thing as goalkeeper own goal.
>>
they've literally executed that chip to the left wing succesfully for 10 times and boro have not adapted at all
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fabio is awful
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>>75788884
>I need refball, a red card after a couple of normal fouls to beat 6th (sixth) place team in a Cup match
>11 vs 11 in the Premier no shots on goal
>I'm not in Jose's pocket
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>>75788918
I'd love to watch televised rape.
Like, legit televised rape.
>>
>through the legs
>twice
>>
WEBM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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rip smoggies :(
>>75788902
kek
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>Middlesbrough's GK is American
w-wew
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AMADEUS!
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>>75787300
Chelsea OP. Plsnerf.
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>>75788903
Why does he have to be the worst? Chelsea can't be playing good?
>>
You deserve to go down, how embarrassing.
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Name more patrician club than Chelsea, I'll wait.
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>>75788930
https://streamable.com/h4cq0
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>>75788903
Not for much longer :-)
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>this is the best keeper in the US
Why is his allowed?
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>>75788414
>>75788741
>>75788833
>MDF - Mourinho Defense Force
>Refers to the Portugal flags who defend Jose Mourinho whenever he is mentioned or involved in anything in any way
>They have three defence policy objectives: to defend Mourinho against low-level /sp/ criticism; to contribute to the security of the board's opinion on Mourinho; and to play a part in global reputation-keeping efforts.
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How are Chelsea so fucking good at selling players?
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>>75788943
Not his fault, boro are just shit all round, worst up front, can't score at all
>>
Moses pls
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>>75788954
you :3
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>>75788954
literally impossible my Croatian friend
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>>75788952
No, Guzan is shite and always will be. Don't know Karanka's mindset in buying him in the first place when we had Dimi and Meijas who were genuinely good.
It just boggles the mind.
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moses is shit
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>>75788967
thanks, we do our best
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>>75788903
he's up there with other shit like boruc, zieler, randolph etc
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>>75788970
Good relationships with top agents.
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what is he thinking?
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>>75788790
reminder if my auntie had a bawsack she'd be my uncle
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how is fabregas able to play that ball over and over and over again?
>>
>>75788959
How unlucky is that guy..
>>
>>75788995
>Just want to go to Issacs and drink this match away
>>
What did they mean by this?
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>>75788966
WTF ARE YOU SMOKING?
He was even at everton. WAYYY better than boro
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>>75788952
Second goal is pure goalkeeping mistake.
>>
>>75789014
if i was a billionaire i'd buy a team and assemble a squad of traores and dembeles
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>>75788995
I have one better.
>>
Here's the post match thread, this is already over.
>>75788986
>>75788986
>>75788986
>>
>>75789028
isn't it fabio's marking yet again though?
>>
6 goals for a wingback isn't too shabby
>>
>>75789000
based
>>
Roman has a qt.
>>
this thread moves so slow everybody will notice I like 3-4-3
>>
>roman all alone
>>
Midlesbroughs keeper and defenses are piss poor holy shit
>>
>>75789040
moses is shit on the other side and would get raped in the UCL
>>
>Slutsky
:^)
>>
Guys. I want to admit something. I don't know who th best player on the Chelsea squad is. Goals are Crucial for points, but we don't score goals for 90 minutes. Honestly, I think we need Alonso, moses and kante as much as we need hazard, costa, and Courtois.
>>
I hope Boro gets relegated.
>>
Slutsky and Qt :)
>>
>>75789066
You disgust me.
>>
>>75789069
He is /ourguy/
>>
what is he thinking?
>>
Surprisingly low possession for Chelsea. Only 55%, feels like 80 though.
>>
This defence gets away with so many errors
>>
>>75789076
Alonso and Moses have been great on the wings
>>
>>75789088
>i miss Fernando
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>>75789088
>my feet hurt
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>>75789088
>fuck i think i left my yacht unanchored
>>
>>75789066
Good, the team i root for just played 3-4-3
Game ended just when this began
>>
>that completely effortless, pointless run by costa
What the fuck did he think was going to happen? You can't run into a pile of players and get upset you didn't get the ball.
>>
>>75789088
>I hope Sheva will drop by and say hi
>>
>>75789088
why does he look so sad and old
>>
>>75789076
They're important but more replaceable. There's lot of pacy guys to play in the wings but there aren't many Hazards.
>>
Fuck I hate chelsea
Literally the bandwagoning customer club
>>
>>75789124
being rich isnt everything
>>
>>75789088
'Did I turn the kettle off?'
>>
>>75789069
>>75789088
he knows this team is finished without Costa. he also knows he can never get the special one again. tasting the last premier league title before selling the club must make one feel nostalgic, I guess
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>>75789022
Didn't he retire from the national team? He is probably on a decline too because of his age. Just hope that horvath gets good enough to replace Guzan.
>>
>>75789088
>I wish I could enjoy the game but this qt reminds me of how much it sucks being autistic
>>
>>75789136
>tfw Burnley fan
Plsnobully
>>
>>75789088
Ублюдoк, мaть твoю, a нy иди cюдa, гoвнo coбaчьe, peшил кo мнe лeзть зacpaнeц вoнючий, мaть твoю?! A, нy иди cюдa, пoпpoбyй мeня тpaхнyть, я тeбя caм тpaхнy yблюдoк, aнoниcт чepтoв, бyдь ты пpoклят, иди идиoт, тpaхaть тeбя зa cвoю ceмью, гoвнo coбaчьe, дepьмo, cyкa, пaдлa, нy иди cюдa мepзaвeц, нeгoдяй, гaд, иди cюдa гoвнo, жoпa!
>>
>>75789124
That's just how Russians look 99% of the time desu senpai
>>
>>75789034
and I would buy a rival club to assemble a squad of Diarras and Sissokos.
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>>75789088
>>75789124
>roman will die in your lifetime
Fuck man
>>
>>75789088
He looks a little bored. :(
>>Why am I not the richest person on earth yet?
>>
>>75789088
>where are my crayons?
>>
>>75789143
Team will be even better with Lukaku tbH
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What are you doing during HT, lads?
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ht footy reminder >>75788559
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>>75789066
>Italian liking 3 at the back
Nothing to see here, fol-
>4 in midfield
Mamma mia
>>
>>75789088
>tfw another easy chink money for Costa
>>
>>75789136
t. Rajeesh
>>
Im new to this league
Which no marketing team should i support?
>>
odds = cup of tea
evens = cup of coffee
dubs = cup of semen
>>
>>75789188
Crying
>>
>>75789198
Mememoth
>>
>>75789188
Desperately trying to salvage an FM17 save that went corrupt because apparently the game keeps saving after it says it's done
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half time mick
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>>75789171
>>
>>75789205
RELEGATION FOR THE BOROS, NOW!
>>
>>75789198
Middlesbrough :^)
>>
>>75789143
If you said Courtois or hazard I might believe you, but if we sell costa, it will be tough, but we can do better. Lukaku and Bat to play 3-5-2 . Perfect balance of heavy defence and we hazard won't mind playing striker every once in a while.
>>
>>75789198
Newcastle
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>>75789209
Rolling saves, my good man
>>
why are northeast teams so shit
>>
>>75789194
rajeesh would be a prime customer mate
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Let's take a moment to remember our fallen giants
>>
Say it with me
RELEGATE
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The good guys are going to win the double this season aren't they???
>>
Fabregas is a god.
>>
>>75789066
I used to play 3-4-3 as a meme formation in PES/FIFA for years, but now that Antonio made it popular I can't use it as a meme anymore.
>>
>>75789245
what's the slightly-less fancy pogba doing these days?
>>
>>75789205
I don't feel bad about teams who never tried going down. If you're going to bore people to death at least do it like Burnley
>>
>>75789223
Don't be silly. Costa is a World Class Striker. He gave Chelsea two titles, like he gave Atletico their in 2014. You've watched him play, so you must know this.
>>
>>75789245
Fuck Oscar, who give two shits about that little Nancy boy waste of space. Bran and Mikel were the guys
>>
What is even the point of Portugal? Everything he posts is so wrong and so clearly bait. It's never even been funny. Why can't he just stop?
>>75789225
Are you trying to make him suicidal?
>>
>>75789225
>Middlesbrough
Benitez team? never
>>
>>75789152
They'd be no match for my team of Cissés and Konés
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>>75789227
Yup I thought I had them activated but apparently not. Oh well, guess I'll just have to redo a season's worth of getting Bournemouth into the top.
Or I might just call it quits and restart in the Swedish fourth tier. Yeah, that sounds nice.
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>>75789235
They dried up during the late 90s-00s
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>>75789088
>I wish I was at home banging Emma Watson
>>
who /abc/ here
>>
>>75789276
They getting relegated.
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>>75789209
>TFW started a new save and several of my starters have determination of below 4
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>>75789264
China, where he has already scored a goal
>>
>>75789264
Crack
>>
>>75789255
confirmed la
>>
If middlesborough weren't shit they would be pretty good
>>
>>75789285
Wonder how much she costs per hour
>>
>>75789235
Arguably the most passionate supporters in the country. shame all the clubs have been rubbish in the Prem for a decade
>>
>>75789270
He is a world class striker, but so is Lukaku. And right now, Lukaku is even better.
>>
>>75789285
>You'll never be Roman Abramovich
why live
>>
>>75789307
They're not hourly, you give them 10-15 mil and take them on a yacht voyage for a week m. At least that's how the oil tycoon sandbaggers do it
>>
>>75789307
>muh wymminz rights
probably the most expensive of them all
>>
>>75789312
Lukaku is a fraud, absolutely shits the bed whenever the game matters.
>>
>>75789285
>when Roman says he'd donate 10 million squid to Watson's feminist advocacy group only if he could have a go on her
Surely she wouldn't do it, right?
>>
>>75789188
Working on my music.
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>>75789312
I'd rather get Morata desu
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>>75789342
the irony of it would be simply too much
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>>75789316
>you're Brazilian
why live
>>
>>75789312
Lukaku is not world class and wouldn't work at Chelsea
>>
>>75789312
Lukaku is just a decent striker. you have to be deluded to not see the difference.
>>
>>75789336
He needs to be the big man in the small team. His ego is too fragile to take criticism
>>
>>75789334
What if he just makes a big donation to one of her women's rights groups? He's got all that money from selling Oscar.
>>
>>75789312
Lukaku is a great goal getter but he's also a selfish dickhead that cares way more about his stats than his team. Costa has stepped up when it matters time and time again, and he's also very decent playmaker as well as goal scorer. He can set up team mates and make sure the team keeps possession. Lukaku just powers through defenders, Costa is unironically an intelligent striker.
>>
RELAGATED
RELAGATED
RELAGATED
RELAGATED
RELEGATED
RELEGATED
RELEGATED
>>
>>75789342
What would they do with all that squid?
>>
>>75789088
"check 'em"
>>
>>75789359
I'll never fuck Emma Watson, but I can still fuck trannies.
>>
The match has lost all interest. With his goal Alonso truly killed this one.
>>
>>75789390
t. ronaldo
>>
>>75789365
So you're saying that it would be impossibe to find another striker who scores 20 goals a season?
>>
>>75789390
Well if you couldn't they'd take away your citizenship
>>
How City concede 2 to Boro?
>>
>Shot would have gone out for a throw in
>Goes in off goalkeepers leg
How the FUCK is that Alonso's goal
disgusting
>>
>>75789424
otamendi is shiet
>>
>>75789408
that's not what I said. Lukaku can score 20 goals in a season. Even Kane. I said Conte won't bring another player like Costa, that gives titles to your team
>>
>poodro
>>
lads am i retarded or is spongebob unironically good?
>>
Review. Alonso hit the post early. The Ball rolled in front of goal without a finishing touch twice. We've scored 2 goals. We had most of the possession. If we fuck West Brom, we will have won the league before tottenham can walk on the pitch. WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE?
>>
>>75789424
They left themselves exposed.
>>
>>75789357
Morata is shit. Might be the most overrated striker in the world
>>
>>75789441
whose body is that?
>>
>>75789438
So now you can see the future? Strikers like Costa, and better exist in the world. They've won the title without Costa 3 times
>>
>>75789449
Are you drunk?
>>
>>75789461
My best guess would be Azpi, but who knows.
>sky
>>
>>75789463
name one
>They've won the title without Costa 3 times
they had Drogba. which is exactly the same profile as Costa. Gives your team titles.
Also brought in by Mourinho
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>>75789465
High. Am I wrong or am just being stupid?
>>
score one more and sub on natty, aké and hasselbaink
>>
anyone got a chelsea pepe?
>>
>>75789494
Man United and Man City have also one the title without someone like Costa
Also the first season they won Drgoba was trash; Lampard was the top goal scorer with 14
>>
>>75789358
Surely every billionaire must go through a stage of seeing how much it costs to have someone abandon their principles. If I was a billionaire, I'd probably spend a solid year getting PIs to find loving couples with financial problems, offer them a £100k or so to shag the wife while the husband has to watch, then have the PIs continue to follow them to see how their lives unfold afterwards.
>>
>>75789505
jimmy floyd
;(
>>
>>75789383
Use it to cover up the smell of the feminists
>>
Maybe next years Spurs :)
>>
>>75789527
Shit that'd be badass. I wanna get rich now.
>>
>>75789527
how do you like living at home at 25 m8?
>>
>>75789312
Lukaku is shit
>>
REMINDER THAT THERE IS A SHARAPOVA - BOUCHARD GRUDGE MATCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW ON BT SPORT
>>
>>75789334
>>75789342
Why wouldn't she do it?? Isn't the feminist movement all about "let me do with my body whatever I want and don't you dare to judge me!!". He fucked her im sure.
>>
>>75789441
Isn't that an efit of the Yorkshire ripper?
>>
>>75788916
>>75788790
>>75789306
Quality posts.
>>
>>75789373
>Costa has stepped up when it matters time and time again
Well except in cup games. And when he hated his manager. And when he wants to leave.
>>
>No one scoring despite this fucking gulf in skill
What are they doing lads
>>
>Costa
>>
that was a good tackle by the only competent boro player
>>
>>75789562
>living at home
>>
>>75789373
No other alternative in the summer though for Chelshit. They can't compete with Manure for Mbappe in terms of pricing.
>>
>>75789494
You do realise Chelsea managers don't actually get to buy their own players right? I think Conte is allowed a word in but the responsibility is left with niut-jobs like Emenalo and the scouting team. Tbf they're doing a decent job, but some transfers have been absolute shite, like when they sold Cech to Arsenal.
>>
>>75789312
Lukaku isnt even a center forward
>>
>>75789562
26 actually, but I'll definitely be a billionaire after I successfully sue notch for stealing my ideas
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>>75789608
mbappe said he would not sign with united
>>
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>
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>>75789312
very good Ahmed
>>
So what exactly did Conte do to his hair? Because that's the best bit of hair regrowth I've seen.
>>
>>75789608
>They can't compete with Manure for Mbappe in terms of pricing.
except they literally can, how is money a problem for Chelsea?
>>
fuck me this pains me to see bamford not playing for >us
had such high hopes for him
>>
>not putting a cheeky fiver on Bamfordinho to score
>>
>>75789642
by comparison rooney's look like pubes
>>
>>75789635
>Lukaku isn't better than Costa right now
Is this reverse-bait?
>>
>>75789646
well tbf united has more commercial revenue so more money to spend on transfers under FFP regulations
>>
>The state of Boros keeper
>>
>>75789523
>Man United and Man City have also one the title without someone like Costa
they're not Chelsea, are they?
>number of goals is more important than the importance of goals
weren't you following the Lukaku vs Costa discussion previously?
>>
>>75789646
They failed to get Pogba for example.
>>
>>75789673
>the United States of America
>>
inb4 Bamford score
>>
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I thought hazard was over his phobia of shooting
>>
Costa is such an useless piece of shit. Just sell him already.
>>
>>75789665
I think Rooney's is pubes! Is Conte's a weave?
>>
>>75789691
>the State of America
>>
>>75789685
only manure would pay 90mil for pogshit
>>
>>75789707
>America
>>
>>75789685
because they aren't stupid enough to spend 100M on Pogshit when they can have Kante for 40
>>75789672
but they can give the same wages while having much more to offer
>>
>>75789307
on a luxury esort agency the qupted prices for hollywood actresses start from 1 million dollars
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>American Chelsea fans
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>>75789705
just non-anglo gene im guessing
>>
this is not the title celebration yet? won't they have 7 points diff and 2 matches left?
>>
>>75789708
FUCK YOU LA
DABBINHO IS WIRL CLASS LA
GONNA BE BALLON DOOR IN 3 YEARS LA
>>
SUPPPER CHELSEAAA. SUPPPERR CHELSEA FC
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BASED le dribble and fall down man
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>>75789733
I like Burnley. Am I a faggot?
>>
Why the fuck is middlesboro playing 5 at the back? Wtf
>>
>>75789741
>Rooney
>Anglo
Fuck out of here with your misinformation, smelly Québécois
>>
>>75789746
calm down ahmed
eat a halal poo from the loo
>>
>>75789672
Chelsea have a net spend close to 30m pounds last 2 season, Manure more like 150 mill
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>>75789733
fuck you. You make up the worst football fans. Why don' you guys all support Millwall. I bet you're the type that if I lived in Manchester and supported Chelsea I would be a plastic. FUCK OFF
>>
Blonde qt screen please
>>
qt middlesbrough fan
>>
I bet Bamford can't wait to get relegated so he can stomp on the championship again
>>
>>75789763
support anyone but Chelsea and Man City and it's fine
>>
>>75789807
saw that too!
>>
>>75789743
3 matches left so a victory against west brom on friday gives them the title
>>
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>>75789763
>>
>>75789784
FUCK YOU MAN
POBGA IS AN ELITE PLAYER THAT ALMOST WON CHAMPION LEAGUE IN HIS FIRST SEASON
HE IS BETTER THAN YOUR TEAM AND OTHER TEAMS ANGRY HE DOESNT PLAY FOR THEM
>>
DAT goal!
>>
>3 (three) goals between his legs
>Guzan
>>
NATI ON NOW
>>
>>75789819
I would lump Arsenal into that category as well.
>>
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIC!!!
GOAT
>>
M A T I C
A
T
I
C
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>>75789824
thanks
>>
>American goalkeeping
>>
MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC MATIC
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>Guzan
3 nutmegs lel
>>
>gk is an literal c u c k
>>
That's a nice goal
>>
JUST NUTMEG MY SHIT UP
>>
It's something autoMATIC
>>
Holy shit this defending
>>
guzan is a fucking embarrassment
>>
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>>75789864
lol da fuck is that
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MATIC. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS BETTER THAN DEMBELE. also. Fabregas to break the assist record?
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Guzan is the fucking worst
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>>75789828
What is this? A image for ants?
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based gonde :DDDDDDD xD
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>>75789884
how far off is he?
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>>75789807
>>75789821
>>75789816
WTF I LOVE BORO NOW
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>>75789879
that's a finnish person
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>>>>GUZAN
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>>75789897
>>75789884
Giggs has like 162, so probably not
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>>75789876
It's stupid how of all positions our keepers are absolute shit. Howard had his meme in 2010 but beyond that he's shit.
We need a puliGOAT revolution with the next generation of players so that we can compete.
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>>75789884
>sees flag
You disgust me. You are like those faggots who switch teams after the super bowl and worship Tom Brady. Chelsea is the Patriots of the Premier League.
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>>75789903
british 9 right there
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>>75789864
>can't keep his legs closed
He's been spending too much time around women from the northeast
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>>75789903
If she is from Boro then I'm guessing she's about 15 because they are all fat by the time they leave school. Also, as soon as she spoke you'd lose your erection.
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>>75789897
>>75789884
Already broken :)
>Cesc Fabregas is the first player in PL history to have 10 assists in 6 different seasons
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>getting merked three times in one game
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>>75789918
Dude, you're on an European website. Fuck off with all the US-based name dropping.
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chalobah, loftus-cheek and ake in please
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It's still amazing how they are mostly the same team from last year that only needed a change in tactics
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>>75789928
Oh snap
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>>75789897
He's very far off, but if he can do 10 assists over three seasons, he'll break it. its currently 131 by ryan giggs. LOL ABU BTFO
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Terry when
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>>75787326
maybe
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>>75789908
That goal if scored by Messi, would be tweeted 1000000 times and news articles would be filled with the "technical skill" praises
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>>75789819
t.manure gloryhunter
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>>75789903
>dem curtains on the kid
The north is LITERALLY (literally) living 20 years in the past
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"F" for the gap between Guzan´s legs
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david luiz is my spirit animal
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>>75789915
>>75789897
>>75789947
Yeah its 162. If he Fabregas does 20 assists over 3 seasons he can beat him.
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book costa pls
two match ban for next yellow iirc
>willian
fug
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How do you go from being a descent player at Madrid to play for fucking Middlesbrough?? His agent secretly hates him, probably.
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>>75789933
>>75789959
how do we fix britbongs?
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>Gonna the league next week
Now to laugh at those who doubted Chelsea will bounce back and win the league.
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wasn't willian supposed to be world class at pos point?
what had happened?
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>>75789903
Thanks anon
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Descent game by Hazzard, he should have scored at least two in this match tho
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>bamford is playing
How long has this been going on?
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This game is prettty much done and dusted. Time to get Batshuayi on to reward him for his work and patience
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>>75789918
Seriously, you don't even know me. lol. and>>75789938
THIS
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Lads, I'm not too impressed with this Boro side. I'm tipping them to go down this season.
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>>75790009
hes not even on the bench
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>>75789993
Great finisher, everything else is inferior to Azzar
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>>75789985
They just need something to make them grow up a bit faster so either another world war or more paki rape gangs
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>cahill apealing for offside while in an aerial duel
Jesus fuck this guy is such a liability.
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Memes aside
Hasselbaink is a chelsea legend?
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>>75789966
Probably because he's done fuck all recently to deserve better
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JT on for costa,, play him up front
who's motm?
azpi, alonso and cesc all even can't choose
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>>75789847
Arsenal is the only pure and noble club left in the league.
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>>75790000
The flag
The numbers
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>>75790009
This money-chasing ape is getting his just dessert; I'm glad he's not getting any playtime with Chelsea.
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>>75790062
Yes
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>prima donna wants to rest after doing nothing
he's going for 0.5 matches per week, instead of 1. how can chelseafags even consider they have a shot of a decent Champions League? And why is Conte so obedient?
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>>75790076
Cesc, all those great diagonal balls behind the defense
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>>75790079
Pure trash
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>>75790000
What are you doing in Honduras, Owen?
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Sacking Karanka certainly turned Boro's season around
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>>75790062
Floyd would put zola and Crespo on the bench. He is GOAT.
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>>75790076
I wan't to say Cesc because I've been a Fabregas dickrider since 2006, but today it has to be Alonso. The way he's worked today has been absolutely phenomenal, and he's shown so much composure as well.
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>>75790095
>le hate Chelsea because Mouyes got fired gimmick
They're up 3-0, why does he need to play
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Does anybody wanna see terry break the record for goals?
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>>75790117
He really should have stuck it out. Agnew was basically doing what Karanka would have done anyway
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>>75790079
pure delusion.
most are henry and bergkamp bandwagoner
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Boro got some decent players, shouldn't be THIS shit desu
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The way Chelshit play they seem like a shittier version of Juventus no?
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>>75790093
>implying Marseille wanted to keep him
Dude, he has been sold 40M
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Wtf have Boro done to our golden boy Viktor Fischer? He was supposed to be the next big thing
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>guzan makes a save
>it's from moses again
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>Amerisaves!
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Holy shit he made a save.
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>>75790174
Their defence is dogshit
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>>75790076
The entire Spanish nation gets MOTM. AZPI, Pedro, Alonso, Fabregas, and Costa is Brazilian ;) Muchos Gracias Espana
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>>75790095
>3-0
>next game is in 4 days
What purpose do you reckon him being on the pitch would be? Just to fuck with Willian? Using your squad wisely is a corner-stone in building a winning team. But a Mouyes shill wouldn't know much about that.
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>cahill pretending to be injured so he can be subbed off for JT and hand the band over
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>Middlesbrough
>26 goals in 36 games played
How is this possible kek
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>>75790137
he doesn't. just pointing out she's a prima donna and will never achieve anything truly relevant, because football is a sport for men.
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Gestede, two relegations in 2 seasons!
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>>75790231
Looks like he's about to win the double, he's probably happy with that
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>>75790076
Between Alonso and Cesc.
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But Cesc is playing smarter, proof: He left Arsenal
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>>75790174
They're a good team in theory but in practice their defense is fucking garbage and also their attack just look at this >>75790226
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>>75790252
BANTER 10/10
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>rest of the site down
>this thread works
Anyone else got this?
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OMG ITS HAPPENING. The only jersey I have is a john terry jersey. Literally the best captain to grace football . DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE . ITS SO FUCKING LOUD
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>>75790217
the only purpose would be character building. if you don't recognize the girl has issues and that because of that she (and Chelsea) will never achieve continental success, then you're not seeing straight
>>75790250
that's what I'm saying, he's happy with local success, just like his club, Chelsea. the shame is that he could achieve much more with his talent
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>willian
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>>75790280
God loves Chelsea
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Will Courtois win the Golden Glove?
It will be 15 clean sheets for Lloris and Courtois if Boro can't score
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>>75790319
Ronaldo is the biggest Primadonna in the history of the sport and has achieved everything
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>>75790336
will then depend on who has played less I think
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>>75790319
How about you just fuck off already? Your little gimmick isn't fucking funny.
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>>75790336
I'm not sure he touched the ball today.
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>getting triggered this hard by some poorfag
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>>75790336
>lloris has arguably had his best season yet
>same with courtois
>6th place de gay is on tots
What did they mean by this?
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>>75790369
it mourinho's son
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>>75790367
>Ronaldo
>Primadonna
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>>75790418
Please fuck off my neighborhood
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>Chelsea fans already leaving
Sad!
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>roman
A FUCKING QT
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>>75790418
Seriously, fuck off. When Ronaldo was at Man U, he was a beast then he went to la liga and learned the art of, DIVING. There is a reason people around the globe watch the premier league. GET MAD
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>that Abramovic laugh
He is truly one of the best club owners in the world, he clearly loves this team.
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>>75790445
The good genes went to the daughter
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>>75790369
Now, now, little Norwegian friend, no reason to be this triggered. we're just having fun here. Take it like a man, son.
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>>75790414
muh big saves
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F
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Is Roman Abramovich the best owner in the Premier League?
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>Boro plays like absolute shit
>Chelsea score 3 goals from 20 shots
Why are chelsea so shit at scoring goals lads?
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Kek Abramovitch getting ready to party
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>>75790495
He'd be a qt if it wasn't for that disgusting acné
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>>75790525
Tottenham fan?
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>>75790537
>when the Krokadil kicks in
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Tell me someone capped that girl / boy?
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>>75790558
Where are my whores and my cocaine, Ivan??
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>>75790577
which one? i can find it for u
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>>75790558
That's rum my friend
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>>75790558
What brand is the vodka?
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>>75790600
Bacardi
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>>75790552
Pff fuck off, my dick is natty.
I'm forever blowing bubbles
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>>75790483
if he had stayed in the """premier"""" league he would have learned the art of MEDIOCRACY
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>>75790577
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>>75790488
>He is truly one of the best club owners in the world
You sleazy fucking spic cunt. The bloke is scum
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>Conte shaking hands with all Boro players and staff
>goes to thank the away section
What a classy man ;~;
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what the fuck I completely forgot this match was on
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>>75790610
what kind of bacardi
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>>75790558
how can he drink something so cheap?
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>>75790651
>The bloke is scum
he certainly is, but he seems to run his football club fairly well
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>>75790684
Uhh, you don't become a billionaire by overspending
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>>75790684
It's for his sluts to rinse with after he's done.
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At least we can agree that Sperm deserve the title more right? They play more attractive football and use more homegrown English players.
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>>75790742
>deserve the title more right?
No. Otherwise they'd win it.
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>>75790742
I've literally never had spurs in an acca without them fucking it up.
My entire life I swear to god.
I even bet on WH to beat them at 8-1 because they are such useless choking cunts
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>>75790720
Easy to do so when you can throw billions at it and buy your way to success.
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>>75790797
Doesn't seem to be working at Manchester United or Inter Milan
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>>75790651
Who the fucking cares?? He could be a terorist for all I care but he is a great owner
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>>75790650
What even is that
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>>75790684
he is trying to help russian economy
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>>75790848
It worked at Man Utd for decades. How fucking new are you?
And comparing Chelsea's spending to Inter's is fucking daft.
>>75790858
People with morals. Obviously not third world spics
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I swear one day Geoff Shreeves is going to tell a player their puppy died...
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>>75790797
You still need a fucking plan though. Look at Manure for reference. They're just buying flavour of the month players that doesn't fit into their team. Chelsea have a dedicated scouting network that actually have a good look at the players they're going to buy, and adjust to what manager is charge and where the team is looking to improve.
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>>75790863
That's Boro's TweTwelfth man anon
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>>75790887
>having morals watching a sport commanded by FIFA
lmao
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>>75790893
>Roman
>has a plan
His plan is to throw money at Chelsea to buy their way to success. That's it.
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>>75790907
Hey everyone bribes them so it's fair m8
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>>75790931
fuck you're dumb
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>>75790971
>thick cunt leaf bandwaggoner calling people dumb
Stick to ice push, you chinky tit.
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>>75790931
Well he clearly has, otherwise anyone with a bag of money could buy a title. If you're going to respond to my post, please consider reading it first. Look at the actual fucking state of Man United right now.
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>>75790990
>otherwise anyone with a bag of money could buy a title.
Like the JFs that own PSG, Man City, etc?
Let's not forget this man wanted to buy Spurs before being advised to but Chelsea instead. He has no affiliation or love for the club, it's purely an ego thing he can throw his ill-gotten gains at.
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>>75789124
That's his normal face.
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>>75790680
Who cares
Bacardi a shit
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Meh,
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