/heem/ - Top Lads Edition

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>>75786576
good thread, but you made it a bit too early

Outstanding thread OP. Anything better than a fat muzzie's

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Which fights are you most hyped for on the main card, fox prelims, and fight pass prelims of UFC 211?

For me, it's

>Miocic vs Dos Santos
>Jotko vs Branch
>Antigulov vs Christensen

>>75786645
Shut the fuck up and go back to /r/mma, bitch

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/angela-magana/report-four-female-fighters-nude-photos-leaked-online-fbi-now-involved-case/
ATTENTION


ATTENTION


NUDE LEAKS CONFIRMED

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6th for Paige

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>>75786653
Do you think Masvidal's takedown defense and ability to scramble will be good enough to keep his fight with Maia contested on the feet at UFC 211? Personally, I have my doubts. He's good on the ground, but he's never been known as a stellar anti-grappler like Whittaker.

>>75786645
>No Maia
>No Frankie
>No JJ

But why

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>>75786663

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>>75786683
I meant to say "Which single fight out of each individual part of the card are you most hyped for?".
I'm interested in every fight on the card except Barzola-Benitez, but those are just some of the ones I'm most interested in.
Which fights are you most interested in, if you don't feel like using that template?

>>75786645
Why does it seem like "funky hair guys" are always getting BTFO?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nd3_-BOPDw

>>75786724
Yeah I understood what you meant after making the post desu, didn't read it properly.
The ones I mentioned are probably the ones I'm most interested in, as well as Stipe/JDS of course.
All of them have pretty big consequences depending on the result

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>>75786747
based spain is back yall!!!

what did joanna mean by this?

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>>75786747
Welcome back, jon

>>75786782
Get friends you fucking loser

where ronda rousey finance at

>>75786747
Why is a Spaniard using my name?

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>>75786738
no idea, but the only exception I can think of to that rule is Marc Diakiese
my guess is that most fighters who get funky hair do it because they aren't good enough to be noticed based on their skill, so they feel like they need some sort of gimmick for people to remember them

>>75786782
If Joanna loses at UFC 211, will eating anything unhealthy on the embeddeds be established as a curse?

>Khabib eats Tiramisu, liver fails and he's forced to pull out
>Wonderboy eats a slice of pizza, loses the more decisively than the first fight

>>75786823
don't be negative or use bad words on /heem/, this is a wholesome general

>>75786676
>he's never been known as a stellar anti-grappler

How to tell someone literally started watching at UFC 194

>>75786747
>some guy asks for a pic
is that the guy from heem?

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>>75786852
omg i literally can't rn
i can't even im ChOknIG??????????

>>75786747
JDS' kid is adorable

>>75786747
Back from your medical suspension after I heemed you (again) pretty badly huh?

>>75786663
she doesnt need that dog snapchat filter
look at tongue
i bet she can do some wicked stuff with it

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poor bigfoot cant catch a break, and Im pretty sure that's the guy that ngannou uppercutted

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>>75786576
STOP STEALING /HOC/ MEMES FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

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Literally bet the entire farm on Jessica.

>The steak that ended the Pettis FW meme
>The tiramisu that heem'd Khabib
>The pizza that destroyed wonderboi's chances

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post your picks for UFC 211

>Miocic
>Andrade
>Maia
>Edgar
>Cejudo
>Alvarez
>Knight
>Jotko
>Vick
>Aguilar
>Barzola
>Gordon
>Coulter
>Antigulov

Oh that manolo faggot that pretends he isn't a manolo is back.

>>75786956
No one gives a shit, faggot

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>>75786918
yeah, it is
he also got heemed by marcin tybura recently

>>75786977
are you going to post your picks or not
also, just how casual do you have to be to not give a shit about ufc 211

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>>75786922
GET HEEMED LAD

>>75786991
you'll get banned again sperg, slow down

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Look out, Boy Wonder!

They need to hurry up and announce some fights for 214. I'm not dropping money on a card with only 2 or 3 fights confirmed.

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i dont know why this goof keeps impersonating swisOP but ok he is still studying finals so keep being pathetidc

Steepay is such a goof but he's the toughest man on the planet.

>>75787008
haha where is this from
this is hilarious

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>>75787018
*pathetic

he'll be back this week before 211

>>75787008
kek

>>75787018
Anyone still in school that posts on here is a loser. You should either be studying or trying to hook up with girls.

Overeem vs Werdum

Who?

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>>75787003
What do you think about Misha Cirkunov? I think he's a future champion, I can see him beating everyone in the division, except maybe DC. I think he could tap Gustafsson and heem Glover.

>>75787018
>>75787033
my last final was 5 days ago, fuccboi

>>75787008
This is hilarious

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>>75787053
please fuck off already you fucking smurf dwarf faggot

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>>75787079
>>75787066
>>75787033
>>75786901

>>75787018
>>75786956
these are me

>>75787099
>Herb Dean stepping in to save Artem

Crooked

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>>75787079
Who do you think will be the next Middleweight champion? My guess is Whittaker, I think Romero either lose his next fight [to Whittaker] or be passed up for a title shot in favor Whittaker because he has less momentum.

And that Bisping will fight and beat GSP.

>>75787096
stop these are me >>75787066
>>75787033
>>75787018


>>75787099
artem actually showed some decent striking and put up a good fight
i would unironically like to see him fight doo hoi choi

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holy shit dude is this the power of autism?

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khabib got rocked, in case you missed it. shit tier striking just like his conditioning

>>75787129
>artem actually showed some decent striking and put up a good fight
He got dominated for most of the fight and Cub didn't want to finish him

>>75787008
>>75787028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsIY-O6Ig1E

If you want any webm's from it just give me timestamps. /heem/ we here lads, other generals btfo

>>75787013
ill give dana a ring my man, ill get this sorted out
*ok*
*yeah, uh huh*
*yep*
*phone click without saying goodbye*

yeah man, they got fedor vs ander's son silver and mighty monkey vs all eyes a quint, ah! on there my man.

Anyone have picture of Bisping with fedora and glass in hand?

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>>75787148
>every time you get hit, you are automatically rocked

i'm proud of your deductive reasoning skills, tardboi

>>75787139
dockscum flies into an autistic rage every time I post

>>75787152
>Cub didn't want to finish him

LOL

>>75787194
He didn't. He had him flattened out on his back in the 2nd round but let him stand right up, could have easily submitted him there. Also when he had Artem hurt and Herb Dean stepped in to have the little cut on Artem's eye examined.

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>>75787186
>>75787192
>>75787207
you are really mad right now tho, dockshit
why do you feel the need to shit up this general when I post
i'm going to stop responding to you now, I don't want to play a part in this

>>75787129
Has /heem/ ever been so blind with someone winning a fight as they were with Artem?

HE'S REVVED UP

https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA/status/861642130179182593

>>75787221
He's trying to get you banned, he's spamming reports as we speak. He did the same to Spainsperg

>>75787211
Yeah okay dude sure it was just a prank, im sure cub eating a record amount of punches was all just 6D chess right

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>>75787222

>>75787233
>cub eating a record amount of punches
You just made this up didn't you? Cub came out of that fight unscathed.

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>>75787224
This should be interesting

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>>75787222
>n-n-n-ext time
>for sure wonderboi will let his shots go next time my guy
>wonderboi by 2nd round headkick
>tyrone will gas in 2 minutes after he blacksplodes

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>>75787229
I know, I just now figured it out. It's clever of dockfeces, I will admit. He really had me going.

Anyways, who do you think is the best Middleweight outside of the UFC? I would say it's easily Mamed Khalidov, now that David Branch has signed with the UFC.

>>75787240
>You just made this up

Nope. Not my fault you're some stupid fag.

>unscathed
Just stop. Are you one of those lifelong Cub fans that popped up suddenly after 206?

>>75787267
Please post the source for Cub eating a "record amount of punches"

It's hilarious how you can just make up a lie like that.

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>>75787259
There is only one MW I care about sperg

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Sorry I'm late boys

/Famous/, Aldo bless, etc

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>>75787229
notice how he cant even get dockelf right
its really sad he talks so much shit about how great his life is and yet lives in the shadow of a college kid like myself whose going to go on and do actually great thngs taht dont require bragging on 4chan
but its time to move on from that sad piece of shit
after watching stipe-jds again it is a very underrated fight and was very close but i had junior winning 3 rounds to 2
i think stipe has only gotten better since then and jds has slowed a bit
still should be good tho

>>75787284
The moron you're replying to got it backwards. Cub set a record for strikes landed in a FW fight

>>75786747
>tfw Stipe and Junior are both super nice guys

If only they could both win ;_;

https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas

JUST

>>75787222
>wonderboi won the popular vote!

>>75787284
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-post-event-facts-cub-swanson-sets-new-striking-records-both-good-and-bad

Lol you fucking retard. Are you the same obese loser that didn't understand how ETH profit works?

>>75787324
Of course he did, what an idiot.

>>75787331

Cuck Thomas is a loser

>>75787312
Yikes. Relax bro. It's just 4chan

>>75786933
Man you forgot the Steak Tartare that nearly prema/heem/d Diego Sanchez.

>>75787324
>>75787343
Lmao you fat fucking losers gonna be hilarious to see you scramble and cry about this in a few seconds

Stupid poor losers. Gonna be in a bigger hissyfit than the obese spergloserOP is right now

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Well?

>>75787372
Dillon The Mantis

>>75787359
And Johny Hendricks' burgers

>>75787337
What do you know about ETH?

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>>75787371
Artem did do a surprisingly good job in that fight, he managed to decisively win a round against Cub Swanson. His stock should definitely be higher now, I think he's proved that he has the potential to be a solid middle of the pack guy.

>>75787343
>>75787324
>>75787284
Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

Fat poor fucking losers

>>75787407
You don't actually hold any ETH, do you?

>>75787421
>>75787421
You okay?

>>75787411
I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic.

>>75787372
Dillon's on steroids

>>75786576
HOLY SHIT I KNOW THAT GIRL!

Thats Audrey, she studied in my college in Ireland and was in the same society as my ex, this was when she was in Michigan IIRC.

>>75787490
You're just reposting an image I posted a week ago.

What's wrong with you?

yoel's manager going off

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>>75787465
Refute my argument.

For me it's Francis Ngannou

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>>75787372
>tfw my mum's a fan

Matthew Holt
@MatthewHoltVP

With six days until fight night UFC 211 has already taken more handle than the Canelo vs Chavez Jr fight card did this past weekend.

https://twitter.com/MatthewHoltVP/status/861647879114334208

>>75787540
She has shit taste in men

>>75787590
Which means _

/heem/'s not comfy again


Anyways. How much Maia is bigger than Masvidal?

>>75787604
He did the same thing to Coral Springs.

Don't make the same mistake and get banned.

Save yourself!

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Whats next for her?

>>75787638
Given he fought at MW, I think he'll find him easy to hold down

>>75787604
You are literally a child LMAO

>>75787638
>the biggest /soc/ attention whore complaining about comfy /heem/

>>75787590
>taken more handle
???

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>>75786857
>>75786747
well fuck no sense in covering my face anymore

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>>75787590
>>75787625
>boxing is dead

tell us something we don't know

>>75787638
he's fought at middleweight, and Masvidal spent a lot of his career at Lightweight

>>75787640
How much does Adan weigh?

>>75787667
more betting action

>>75787644
sitting on my cock

>>75787674
kek I knew it, stipe got yo ass senpai

>>75787638
this
heem used to be a nonjudgemental safe space

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>>75787674
>/heem/ literally made it to [Embedded]

I am a minority shareholder in the investment group that owns /heem/

>>75787666
>it's the autismo that gets triggered every time lithuania posts episode
rent free

>>75787604
>impersonating a /heem/ user

This is sad and cringey.

>>75787638
I think he's probably got about 15-20 pounds on him, no exaggerating.

>>75787715
that's not a great return lad

you can have a boy in every division, and in just 1 division you can have a boy and side-boy.

Y/N?

>>75787674
MEMES ARE REAL

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>mfw /heem/ made it onto embedded

>>75787604
Lmao you actually changed the filename. Lots of effort for zero return.

And to think it's a Monday. Really sad.

>>75787638

Heem needs a /Famous/ OP to deter the spergs. The truth is they can't handle a delicious meal at an affordable price, served by the featherweight GOAT no less

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>tfw stipe barely escaped with his loife
thank you for not ruining ufc 211 based blue hoodie GOD

>>75787810
Stipp Mioch is good firemen

Does /Heem/ use Stevia?

>>75787810

So we're all flying to Brazil to eat at Famous Burger© 3 times a day for the chance to meet Aldo and get on 212 embedded right?

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>chuck vs hughes
*boner intensifies*

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Fwonkie PEDgar is losing this saturday

Why can't some of these fucks just retire? CTE is no joke

>>75787879
I hope so. I have Yair in my parlay

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>>75787879

Fwonkie is a nice guy

>>75787851
We need a Huezillian to go there wearing a white tee with JUST BLEED written on in sharpie

>>75787674
you look and behave weird

>>75787775
yes

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>>75787920
Are you forgetting where you are?

>>75787674
Stop touching your face all the time man. Thats why you have so much acne

>>75787851
one of the dork hues need to make themselves useful and do a review of /famous/

>>75787920
it's weird to meet people from tv

What do you reckon Michael Johnson walks around at? He looks like a featherweight imo

>>75787949
no, i was just stating the obvious
>>75787955
yeah true id have to be in good mood to approach someone famous and ask for pics while being filmed
would weird me out

>>75787982
Lol he is no featherweight

Blue hoodie Chad is a normal looking guy actually. At least he's not 5'4"

>>75787982
Walks around 168, same as Conor

is steepy the most humble champion in history? he trains at some arbitrary local gym, works a second job, and acts like a completely normal guy. he comes off like fighting is just a hobby for him

2bh if I met Aldo I would shoot Famous Sauce© all inside my Jose Aldo Fightkit shorts and ask him to 50-45 me and sign my potato canoes

>>75788021
I'd kill myself if I was 5'4

>>75787796
SpergOP really has a thing for you

>>75788003
Him and Lando both should cut to feddaweight, they probably can't though

The fact Sage and Lando are in the same weight class makes me laugh

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>>75787920
>>75787950
He's such a plain and normal looking dude, I wasn't entirely sure it was him, especially when he's shopping for outdoor stuff less than 2 weeks before his fight.

I was more relieved than anything it was actually him instead of asking some random stranger for a picture.

The closer to ufc 211 it gets the more bets I configure to have Frankie instead of Yair

How can anyone root against Fankie guy? He is top fellow.

>>75788081
thanks for the input
sry if i offended you
im jelous desu, would love to meet him irl

>>75788025
Conor is uuuuge compared to MJ

>>75788081
that's his charm to me, him and jds fighting is makes me conflicted.

>>75788093
He is like Chris Weidman.

>>75788093
People still have the BJ Penn/Yair fight fresh in their heads. It was also on free TV.

A guy that throws kicks vs a world-class MMA wrestler with cardio for days.

>>75788114
chris weidmans a bitch

>are you stipe?

Lmao what a casual

>>75788111
Maybe in muscle mass but they weigh the same m8 it's just a fact

If Hendricks beats Boetsch he should fight Jacare next

Why is Jason Knight the underdog?

>>75788175
But he isn't, it's a pick 'em

>>75788156
rigg 30-27's boetch, goofare, weidpoo, and bisping in that order. capshit

>>75788218
He can't be stopped with his steaks, coming back with a vengeance

>>75788218
>Losing to wonderbread

Shiggy diggy

>>75788143
Conor is 200 pounds same as Tyron

>>75788202
He's the underdog for me, Chas Skelly is 10/13

Who you think wins?

>>75788270
>couldn't even make the WW limit
conor's a scrawny little bitch

>>75788288
I think Jason Knight but I wouldn't put any money on it.

>>75788298
cuts an extra 2 pounds

>>75788270
Conor couldn't even make welterweight with no cutting, shitty bait

>>75788093
i just like watching those unpredictable meme kicks
yair is always fun to watch

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Guys! I rewatched Bisping's fight with Kennedy, I think he's very beatable

>>75788329
not against a poosadad pregnant french faggot he's not

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>>75788329
he is, yes
he's good but not amazing on the feet and he's a mediocre grappler
he seems to have made some improvements in his striking recently that have allowed him to beat Silva and Rockhold, but he's still not that good on that feet and very hittable, as we saw in the Hendo fight
his grappling seems to be the same as it's always been

>>75788351
it depends on if GSP can get him down or not
they both have pretty good cardio, and Bisping has a clear advantage on the feet

>>75788351
Left hook Larry won't be there to save Bisp'n

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>>75786747
Friendly reminder that I'm forcing Bento posting

FEED
BENTO

>>75788329
Bisping is the most beatable champion right now, before it was Alvarez

>>75787309
Is this a Guess the Fighter?
I don't even know

>>75788534
I could honestly see Alvarez beating Khabib, no joke.

>>75787497
Do you know the dude?

>>75788585
I can't.

>>75788572
it's easy dork

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>>75788534
How do you think Bento would fare against him?

I honestly think he could heem bisping's son and unironically has the most potential out of all the fighter's spawn

>>75788601
Khabib can't take Edward down, his striking is above average

>>75786747
>It's a both guys are super nice and likeable and you want neither one to lose fight
It's a mixed kind of feel

>>75788618
There's no one in the division that can prevent Khabib's takedown

>>75788618
Edward didnt want to fight Khabib at UFC 205. He loses that fight 10 times out of 10.

>>75788653
Almost all HW fighters are likable except for Travis Browne.

>what a qt
>and im talking about the baby
DEE BTFO

>>75788669
He won't take Eddie down
>>75788675
Why fight Khabib if he could get biggest moneyfight with goobert?

>>75788515
cute baby. based jds

>>75788298
>>75788316
Why do you retards believe this?

>>75787674
LOL how i expected a /heem/ poster to look like.

>Aspen Ladd lives with her parents
kek

>>75788832
who?

>>75788832
So do I :^)

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>>75788832
truly /our girl/
get on the ladd train while you can

>>75788839
talented young WBW prospect from invicta
the only loss in her entire fighting career was a UD loss to Cynthia Calvillo in the amateurs [when she was 19]
she's fighting jessica eye in july

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>>75788725
>based jds

I know right, I feel like a heretic in the church of bento, due to stipe being my boy


FEED

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>Tfw you don't plan your cycle right

Anyone else know this feel?

JDS's wife is p4p qtest of them all

>>75788977
F E E D
B
E
N
T
O

>>75789018
hope the dudeweedlmao was worth it for him desu

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>>75789043
It begins

>>75789061
still got his bonus bruh

>>75789065
You may have a mental illness of some kind

>>75788669
Lol he couldnt take Tibau down for shit and had a lot of trouble taking down Healy, even when he did Healy would usually pop back up.

>no one can stop Maia!
>no one can stop Jacare!

Same shit, even more limited fighter

>>75789082
they took 20 percent of his purse. gastelum says he's done fighting in 3rd world countries all they want is money

>>75789021
No, she's not

someone post it

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>>75789089
t.tiger schaub

>>75789096
Tibau is a welterweight master weight cutter, PED user, who right now is suspended he doesn't count

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>>75789096
>acting like Maia has already lost

ny ric for sure is banging this broad

>>75788120

Frankie might take him down immediately and try to wrestlefuck him to a 30-27. That is 100% possible.

But Yair isn't a typical kicker and any non-casual understands that. He doesn't kick like a "normal" fighter dude. His kicks are fast as fuck. It's like a guy is going to fight Barboza and you go "oh all this guy has to do is watch out for leg kicks and he'll win".

Well yeah, obviously man. But that's not fucking easy to do lol

>>75789140
He hasn't but people act like he's some unstoppable force when that clearly isn't the case lol

>>75789129
And Khabib is a lardo that sucks at weight cutting and shovels meldonium up his ass who's lucky he isn't on a 6 month suspension from getting knocked out cold

You're fucking stupid I don't like you

>>75789149
>comparing yair to barbosa
fucking kys

>>75789146
For sure New York Rick is a better MMA analyst than Eugene. S. Robinson my guy

>>75789175

The reasons that he has success with his kicks are similar to Barboza's, idiot.

>>75789175
He didn't compare Yair to Barboza, he gave an example you dummy.

>>75789175
fucking idiot why are there so many stupid people on this website

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Holly is my favorite Womyn fighter

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>>75789187
>>75789199
>t.YIDF
shame I won't be able to point you goofs out to laugh in your faces after 211.

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>>75789103
this is an average south BR girl 1 hour after giving birth to a heavyweight's child, now post Dee

>>75787125
Herb had money on Artem

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>>75789230
>post Dee
got you senpai

Now that JDS is officially an American will he have the immigrant mentality edge?

>>75789221
You're not even making an argument you're just talking about how butthurt you are that Yair throws fast kicks from weird angles that aren't conventional

>>75789221
>YIDF

Why are you such an idiot?

Also how is it you get so defensive about the notion of Frankie losing. The leaf just said Edgar could win and you still sperged out.

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>>75789315
oh for sure been a yuge yair fan since tuf latin america my dude

>>75789340
What an idiot

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>>75789367
Upset?

>turby still just relentlessly shitposting

lmao I love it

>>75789399
This picture makes me angry

ok guys where do I find those nude pics?

>>75789429
dont you have a wife loser?

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Do I even have to say it?

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>>75789429
>>75789410
do you ever actually talk about fighting or are you here just to simulate
sometimes you remind me a lot of dockelf but then i remember youre probably just a college kid like me
youre very interesting

How much is fight pass? I wanna watch old fights but YouTube isn't reliable

>>75789501
Idiot

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>>75789501
mma-core.com dollars

>>75788832
Most losers that post here are still supported by their parents.

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>>75789483
Metaposting with a mma webm still isn't MMA discussion, moron. just ignore be the bigger manchild. Now tell me about how Stipe will knockout JDS than get the HW record by a 5 rd war with cain going down as the greatest HW and getting statue in OH - IO

>>75789501
8 bucks

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>>75789558
again, she's truly /our girl/

>>75789570
that's /heem/ principal shitposter impersonating me, lad

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>>75789570
im sure you are, wink wink, just like you post about fighting all the time wink wink
i dont know why you feel the need to share your life story with everyone here all the time, you impress no one

>>75789570
Her derp gooby,lmao bud,my poems guise, The OP is important to me

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>>75789570
thats not actually me youre responding to

>>75789630
Pretty much this

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>>75789574
stipes striking has only gotten better and better over time
while junior is still a very good striker he seems like he's aged a lot in the past couple fights
he did look very good against rothwell though so we shall see, it will be a very good fight regardless but i see a late stipe finish hopefully setting up a big fight with either werdum, overeem, cain, or ngannou

>>75789607
>>75789618
>>75789654
this is just sad bud stop

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>this thread

>>75789757
Great to have spergy back. He makes /heem/ great again

Good thread

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perro caca pee pee

>>75789772
Impersonating someone on an enemy simulator is about as pathetic as it gets

>>75786847
Don't forget Pettis eating a steak the weak of the fight.

>>75789831
First he came for Coral Springs
Now he came for you
The impersonator is a soul collector
Beware.

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>>75789808
thanks for the webms you piece of shit

>>75789772
its not my fault someone always impersonates me every time i post here
but i digress
honestly pretty excited for gordon-quinones might be a spicy underrated banger
lets hope dana and the crew actually picked out a good one

>>75789315
for sure yair will kick fwonkie PEDgar's head off, 100% my man

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Docksperg trying so hard to get my precious NotePad banned, why can't we all get along /heem/ is great friend simulator

>>75787674
Nice ! I'm happy for you.
You're /heem/ mascot now

>>75789901
Because this is not a friend simulator. It's a gathering of autists that think they're better than everyone else.

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>>75789425
imagine being that triggered by the WW goat.

are you a YUGE maiavidal fan too?

Conor's son will be the heavyweight champ in 2040 A.D., cap this.

>>75789926
It was until docksperg came in trying to ruffle spergOP's feathers

>>75789931
4chan won't exist in 2040 for anyone to care

>>75789931
the world will end by 2030

i really think dockie could be a flyweight contender. he's got the tard rage and he's got the midget size, sign him up

>>75789955
At least I get laid you fucking faggot.

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>>75789901
How many times do I have to tell you losers that I'm not the scatposter, archiveposter, etc.?

Are you that jealous of me that you have to attribute some sort of flaw towards me?

>>75790080
small portions for your small ass, manlet fuckboi

>tfw you could heem every here

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>>75790051

>>75790120
I'm literally the only one here that could know what that feels like. Don't post that again.

>>75789737
>overeem

He's not getting a title shot ever again. If JDS wins overeem will probably have to beat werdum or ngannou for a shot with JDS and if stipe wins then he's way behind werdum and cain

>tfw /heem/ on embedded

>>75790138
you're 5'4" 144lbs dude lmao

>>75790171
This is with Spain and Coral Springs banned too.

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>not a single heeminder since I left
Can't leave you goofs alone

>>75790170
I'm actually 5'5"

I would, for sure, heem every on this Sumatran stone-carving pen-pal exchange

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>>75790157
who do you think that autist was in regards to /heem/ posters? I assumed everyone here was a relatively normalish person who trained averaging about 5'8 to 5'10 and 170 pounds. This was a socially awkward turbodork though

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>>75790171
it really is i used to tolerate adan as some funny guy and sort of my nemesis but being on heem as infrequently i have and seeing him post he is just like all the other spergs really just annoying honestly
dont even get me started on dockelf or the schaubposters, schaubposters arent nearly as bad as dockelf though that fucking autist
theres also this one guy who i recognize that shitposts all the time with woodley and jacare he used to impersonate me to way back when he is one of the biggest spergs here honestly

but i digress again i keep getting baited into meetaposting too easily i would actually like to here the thoughts about woodley vs the potential maia/masvidal winner even a fight with conor i think is still on the horizon

>>75790245
bluehoodie is based. fuck off goofball

>>75790245
I'm 6'2, 230lbs. Never trained MMA in my life. I'm also extremely socially awkward. So much to the point I'm in therapy 3 days a week. I can't be alone here.

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>>75790213
spain is pretty terrible too but he's calmed down recently

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>Tfw will never meet the UFC HW champion in a gun shop

lmao @ all the dorks who actually keep track of all the "personalities" on heem

>>75790297
you're the worst one of all though

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>>75790245
>everyone here was a relatively normalish person who trains

kek
unless it's invite-only, you're never going to find a forum where everyone actually takes part in the thing being discussed, even if it's something like playing a certain video game or watching anime
he's probably just a normal poster who lurks more often than he posts

>This was a socially awkward turbodork

you're on 4chan
this is a community of socially awkward turbodorks, go to reddit or sherdog if you want to talk to normies

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>notepad trying to accuse me of being a sperg

>>75790327
Honestly just leave. Go to /asp/ and post on /mag/. /heem/ never was for legitimate martial arts discussion. I tried to make /mma/ and save this place from itself. I even spammed scat and gay cuck porn to try to purge /heem/ from /sp/ but all my efforts failed. This place is beyond saving.

>>75790287
Faggot, this is high test zone. How can you not watch high level combat sports and not even be inspired enough to buy atleast a heavybag and some gloves

>>75787674
Kek, you should have asked him to buy you a sling shot

>>75790380
>dockie finally admitting to being the scatsperg
Figures, you little pint sized twerp.

>>75790375
>normies
That doesn't apply here pls go to r9k if you want to "socialize" with nerds

Can someone post the webm or youtube of Dana talking about PPVs saying "you get a couple of buddies, buy some pizza some drinks and you have a great time"

>>75790380
>I even spammed scat and gay cuck porn to try to purge /heem/ from /sp/

Are you the guy who just admitted you needed therapy 3 times a week?