Would 5-a-side football work as an Olympic event?

>inb4 brazilians commenting on its legitimacy

No. It's not actually football, which is meant to be played per FIFA rules.

>>75785749
Pub teams only - If you don't have at least 2 grade A beer bellys on your team you are DQ'd

>>75785749
Could work, at least some sort of shortened version of the game a la Rugby 7s would be good.

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>>75787672
sounds like a sport for us

Enough meme events in the Olympics already. Ruining the legacy of the games. I would like to see the Olympics split in two. A separate meme Olympics for dumb events nobody watches or cares about.

>>75787926
>this one grumpy, acts like hes an 80 year old daily mail reader, irish guy

Suicide when? Your misery is truly pathetic

>>75785749
athletics
swimming
cycling (because were ok at it)

only things that should be in the olympics
prove me wrong

>>75787926
then the whole Olympics would go to the worthless half of your list

>>75787957

implying dressage gold is equal to 100m gold

may as well add the egg and spoon race at this stage

>>75787926

that's why the winter olympics exist anon

>>75788965
>he thinks 100m is the pinnacle of sport

lol you fucking pleb

>>75785749
What's a 5-side football?

>>75792854
It's obviously a pyramid shaped ball you fucking idiot.

>>75787926
meme events need to be culled. get rid of:
>death march
>steeplechase
>high jump
>pole vault
>triple jump
>badminton
>basketball
>beach volleyball
>boxing
>canoe shit
>bmx
>mountain bike
>all horse shit
>outdoor football
>golf
>handball
>hockey
>artistic and rhythmic gym
>swimming marathon
>rugby
>table tennis
>tennis
>fucking trampoline

>>75796101

>Death March

Stopped reading right there

>>75794680
kek

>Iniesta/Xavi/Ramos/Xabi Alonso/David Villa with Mata/Silva/Busquets/Pique/Torres 2nd team sideways passes their way to the title
>Nesta/Cannavaro/Gattuso/Grosso/Inzaghi hack their way to the title
They would both be a joy and not a joy to watch.