Auustralia's great white hope edition
Madrid
Men
12:00 Haase - Evans
12:00 Dimitrov (12) - Kohlschreiber
12:00 Garcia-Lopez - Copil
13:30 Berdych (11) - Istomin
13:30 Monfils (15) - Simon
13:30 Granollers-Pujol - Mayer
15:00 Ferrer - Kukushkin
15:00 Bellucci - Cuevas
15:00 Mahut - Sock (14)
16:30 Donaldson - Mannarino
16:30 Kyrgios (16) - Baghdatis
20:00 Kuznetsov - Tsonga (10)
21:30 Escobedo - Lopez
Wymon
12:00 Sevastova - Pliskova (2)
13:30 Kerber (1) - Siniakova
15:00 Riske - Kuznetsova (8)
15:00 Davis - Mladenovic (14)
16:30 Strycova (15) - Arruabarrena-Vecino
20:00 Bouchard - Sharapova
21:30 Suarez-Navarro - Wozniacki (10)
why is nigger so bad?
>>75785264
delet this Cuntia
>Sock losing to a literal (ma)who
At least put some effort in the OP
Something about Madrid in the title would be nice
also
Draws: http://www.madrid-open.com/en/draw/
Schedule: http://www.madrid-open.com/en/mmo17-en/schedule/
Live-scores: http://www.madrid-open.com/en/mmo17-en/live/
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/madrid-masters/2017/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/madrid-wta/2017/wta-women/
>>75785338
epic meme bro
>>75785354
>At least put some effort in the OP
>>75785363
haha thanks. you can save it if you want )
J sizzle should take the second half of the year off and just work on his backhand for 6 months straight
>>75785367
Even that australian threadcunt made better threads
>>75785412
>cricket
nah
>>75785412
The only thing more autistic than making an early thread is complaining about a thread
friendly reminder that thiem is winning roland garros
>>75785412
Krautism
sure is slot of atp faggotry in here
Why is Mahut collapsing?
>>75785524
sock 2 good
What is wrong with that camera on the Succ court?
>>75785541
tis not focused exclusively on his arse
RIP Ferrer :(
>>75785563
smoking finally caught up with him
>>75785563
>ywn NEVER see that video
>>75785598
feels bad man
can anybody post the schedule for today?
1-9 and we get good weather for roland garros
>>75785629
in op
Will Genie even win 1 game?
>>75785639
those times are not right at all
>>75785660
is madrid time you mong
>>75785629
flashscore.com/tennis for the local time
almost time for Kyrgod
I woke up too troubled by society's ills to care about tennis today.
>>75785691
Another national strike? Did you sack Temer out?
>>75785665
madrid time? why not use a universally familiar zone like EST
>>75785709
It cuts deeper than that, and it's not only Brazil. Capitalism is over and we are now beginning to shift towards a sort of neo-feudalism. But let's not derail the thread.
>>75785674
Whywas the Zverev match cancelled?
>>75785727
gasgay pulled out. guessing he's tired from playing Portugal (idr what he was playing)
Coric is the lucky loser replacing him
>>75785727
>Capitalism is over and we are now beginning to shift towards a sort of neo-feudalism. But let's not derail the thread.
Been that way in the usa for a while my man
How can dopeapova even compete?
>>75785793
Brazil was always I guess, we never had proper capitalism, which isn't just bring a society driven by consumerism like most people think (this is actually a shitty away from capitalism).
>>75785813
Consumerism most certainly is not capitalism
Is Genie-Maria the most attractive matchup in the history of this great sport?
>>75785813
not to mention the brazilian tranny invasion which was also just a product of over-advertised plastic surgery and beauty products for females.
consumerism is the worst cancer that humanity has ever faced in it's history.
Do M1000s give too many points compared to slams and the WTF?
Y/N?
>>75785837
Maybe if it took place 4 years ago. Dopeapova is ugly af now (tho genie is hotter)
>>75785837
he is a man and she has roider acne. but pssshhh! don't trigger the waifufags.
>>75785837
nah, literally maria v any other player is a more attractive matchup
>>75785851
Point system seems fuctional. I'm more concerned about the price money distribution.
>>75785869
Women need more Tbh. They do more efficient work and are still paid the same. Compare court hours for same work and it's plain to see
>>75785859
>she has roider acne
bitch where?
>>75785859
Reddit spacing kc tier krautist
>>75785849
dont get revolutionary on me Hans, it is your
duty to shop to boost the local economy
If you dont have money, use credit! One may be a neet, but that doesnt mean you cant evade buying shit
>>75785727
>Capitalism is over and we are now beginning to shift towards a sort of neo-feudalism
What did Gabriel mean by this? Increasing corruption leading to oligarchy or sometin else?
>>75785904
t filthy stinkin gommie
>>75785891
I admit she's doing a decent job covering it up. But doesn't work all the time. Especially in earlier pics >>75717249
>choking that TB
>>75785924
god forbid a teenager has a bit of acne
she looks hott as fuck there by the way.
>>75785947
did you catch the winner Mahut hit off Sock's serve to bring up the match point? pretty good 2bh
>>75785904
Heavily underrated song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe3hBXZEyI
Sometimes it pays off to listen to the lyrics in normie music.
>>75785918
sorry, michael, but we're heading to something way worse the gommunism :DD
>>75785963
That dlt backhand? Pretty risky tho.
>>75785967
that's what made it ebin
>>75785951
She looks like Sabrina's sister.
>>75785904
Sort of.
>>75785918
I actually think capitalism is the solution.
>>75785975
teenage masha was so good
>>75785965
2 normie 4 me desu
Here's the shit a true Maurxist listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZqVOFSYRWI
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mother+anarchy
How do we fix the Davis Cup, lads?
>>75785997
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mother+anarchy
>>75786003
Nothing wrong with it
>>75786006
You dun goofed one more time, Pekka
>>75786003
Tiebreak tennis
>>75786021
2004 masha was best (17 yo) - she won her first major at wimbledon beating serena williams
>>75785997
really maeks me thong
>>75786003
Combine it with the Fed Cup, play like Hopman Cup without the Fast4 bullshit.
Play at reasonable times through the season, like this last week when only shit tournaments were on.
Have upskirt cameras for the women and Jack Succ.
Multiball
>>75786048
Its just a song about defeating fascists
>>75786041
How many fat Russian men do you think she had to suck to pay for expenses earlier in her career?
>not winning in 2
Kukushkin fucked up
>>75786067
Fuck off gabriel
>>75786060
'Fascist' nowadays means anyone who doesn't blindly follow globalism though
The state of bellucci
>>75786067
A lot if you consider her family wasn't very wealthy.
>>75786085
Don't be so naive.
>>75786067
0 (zero)
>>75786086
Yeah the term is pretty abused
>>75786060
>being a good christian and serve the church to fight the evil powers of satan
>being a good communist and serve the corporatist elites to fight the ebil powers of fascism
the same shit is now being practiced for over 1000 years and I'm not gonna fall for this cheep tricks now.
>>75786067
surprisingly rich men in Russia are not fat.
>>75786086
>>75786128
can yall stop? thanks.
>>75786135
>>being a good communist and serve the corporatist elites to fight the ebil powers of fascism
So you say communism is corporatism? Benito diagrees. Makes you think, no?
>>75786136
plz dont report, I'll stop now, just had to own that guy
i cant believe there are people in here right now who either prefer genie bouchard over maria or dont rate maria at all
literally blows my mind
>>75786117
>STBGOAT still not playing
>>75786257
>masha still not playing
>>75786255
So you understand you're deluded? There's still hope for you Michael
What happened to the zvarev match why did it get cancelled
what did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/saqueevoleio/status/861606811807485952
Allison riske has some incredible legs
>>75786302
suck my tiny dick
I'm pretty sure
>>75786284
no. its the people who dont rate her that are deluded. maria is objectively the prettiest woman on earth and the best female to ever play tennis, so i really dont understand how anyone could dislike her.
>>75786302
To whom was this directed?
>>75786321
Is there any other reason we watch wta?
>>75786343
ATP downtime
>>75786343
>Is there any other reason we watch wta?
so we can watch something other than a serving clinic
>>75786355
Rarely it is like that, specially on clay.
genie-masha will be live here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjs_6dkjpsM
riske match is currently live on the same channel
>female tennis audience
Kuznetsova looks like a middle aged mom who spanks her kids to make them shut up.
>>75786374
guarantee masha match will be sold out
>>75786364
its literally always like that, except on clay.
also we watch wta because we like not knowing who will win before the match even starts
>>75786376
>ywn be her noisy child
>>75785987
>I actually think capitalism is the solution.
It most certainly is. Regulation is necessary tho which causes problems with cronies in government
>/tennis/
more like /pennis/
cuz its a gay sport lmao
>>75786393
Are your really implying that whomever serves better in the atp wins? Of course serving well is important to start the points with an advantage but it's far from being just that.
>>75786430
LMAO!!!
>>75786401
I think the real source of the problem is that, simply put, people don't want capitalism, their obsession with self branding and setting themselves apart from other people (through cars, houses and so on) is the fuel for all this.
>>75786430
Grigor does it again!
>>75786431
pretty much, and also that the atp field isnt nearly as balanced or diverse as the wta's is
>>75786468
yeah women are all pretty crappy, i agree
>>75786468
It's balanced because they are all equally mediocre, no offense.
>>75786393
Wait, do you actually and unironically watch wta for the tennis?
>>75786479
>>75786494
crappy? mediocre? compared to the men, yeah obviously. atp 'big 4' have been dominating tennis for how long now? its borrrrrrrringgg
>>75786506
I found it more entertaining than Serenawinslol
Sure WTA is more close but at the same time it feels like watching men warm up.
>>75786506
No, mediocre compared to Serena, Azarenka, Clijsters or Henin.
>>75786506
Meanwhile at the Serena show...
>>75786529
>>75786533
>>75786535
lmao @ triggered ATP fags
>>75786546
Disagreeing isn't getting 'triggered'.
>>75786546
This!!!! Based nadalfan420
>>75786506
>dominating for so long
>Serenawinslol
And that's only because she's a good player among a sea of mediocrity.
>>75786546
this
>German TV doesn't have the WTA tour anymore
How am I supposed to watch Female canadian tennis Player vs. The heart augmented siren of Russia now?
>>75786598
>>75786367
Allison Riske gives me a serious urge to masturbate.
>>75786612
How do they not get taken down?
>>75786624
I think Maria was already 18 in the pic so it's ok.
when beef on?
>>75786648
>>75786613
classic gabepost
Why is Thiem playing doubles? he will be tired again
Baggy vs Kyrgios keeps getting postponed.
>>75786678
Our brave Thiem don't need no rest
>>75786750
do you know why?
>>75786772
he just got btfo though, no worries
Dr. /tennis/
im cia
>>75786774
Ask Johnny Mac.
Nick doesn't look very motivated.
>people still reply to michael when its clear he is just trollin
masha stream pls
I started edging already
>>75786914
not for anudda 35 mins
rate my gf lads
Time for WOG fight
>>75786914
as of now these two channels claim they will be streaming it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjs_6dkjpsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD77gswWjX8
This NK haircut disgusting.
>>75786952
Breddy gud
>>75786952
why does she have black eyes
Gosh I can't wait for genie to btfo dopeapova
>>75787001
t. Unemployable neet
>>75787012
>2k17
>having a job
Shiggy diggy do
Another general is being ruined, together with the whole of /lit/, this thread is all that is left for me on 4chan. I guess I won't be here forever after all.
>>75787001
genie is probably shaking in her boots just thinking about lining up across the net from the queen
>>75787030
you seem like more of a reddit guy anyways
cheers
>>75787030
>caring about malaysian merchant mariner vessel website
anyone down for a quick chess match before dopeapova gets btfo?
https://lichess.org/TxMeXacS
>>75787030
It's not that serious gabe
Stop holding yourself in such high regard lol (and stop commenting on women - you don't know women like you think you do)
Any reason to really watch this?
>>75787094
I never made any such claims. And yes I take thing seriously, better than not taking anything seriously at all.
>>75787155
ok lad tell me why i should watch ATP
t michael
>>75787049
God forbid.
>>75787175
Do whatever you want.
15 more minutes
>>75787199
self-absorbed
>>75787199
>breasts are so small she can reach arround herself
>>75787205
>no fun allowed
>>75787220
>titsmen
hows the 8th grade buddy?
Nick looks bored
>>75787241
8th plane of existence you mean
>>75787260
>2001
overrated rubbish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9WOpRa0bg
crater face vs man face
Honestly, over focusing on both tits or ass is pretty childish.
today is the day genie returns 2 the top
>>75787318
top of the Rome flight list?
who is robson rooting for?
>>75787318
she was never at the top to begin with mate
maria however...
>>75787318
she'll spend and entire year's worth of emotional energy trying to win this match, and probably end up even worse than she already is
>>75787360
thought roids hasten memory loss
why are all shots so inaccurate in wta
>>75787360
tell that to Delpo or Söderling
>>75787390
they arent, masha targeted genies face on that game point
>>75787386
t, hyueng ming lin li
>Cyprian tiebreaks
will they shower together later?
maria's return game is way fuckin good
>>75787455
needs to settle down, she's overplaying big time right now
SHARAPOVA SHOOK
>>75787467
i dont think so. she always plays big on the return, she just needs to warm up and get dialed in
>>75787474
>genie fan
>constantly post webm of genie being a disgusting slut
at least youre embracing it
>>75787474
>>75787510
WTF...i fuckin post Génie, nobody else...
>>75787549
>nobody else...
thank god
>>75787549
she's got such a pretty face, man
what channel is the masha match on?
Tennis channel just said a different network has the rights....
>>75787606
You don't like the real queen of tennis, why?
>>75787628
what? i love her
>>75787617
Only in your dream...little sheik...
c'mon
>>75787650
willing to bet a saudi prince has taken a dump on both genie and maria's chest
What went wrong in 2017?
>>75787697
>willing to bet a saudi prince has taken a dump on both genie and maria's chest
WTF with this obsession, you're like the fourth different guy telling me that...
What went wrong?
>>75787714
nick with a sabr
>>75787714
It's well known those Saudis hire famous models.
>>75787723
"don't meet your heroes"
>>75787723
maria getting exposed as a doper
>>75787723
Reminder...
https://youtu.be/eiqLHzidB0Y
>>75787723
genie became jealous. its a shame really.. they could have had a good relationship but genie decided to act like a little brat. genie said masha was her idol growing up, but now shes just an ungrateful bitter slut.
>>75787782
unbridled autism
>Genie Shookard
huge return winner to take the break. lets go masha
>wta fags stuck worshiping players that peaked4+ years ago whilst the ATP lads are able to soak in the greatness that is Nicky KyrGOAT
>>75787782
lel Sharawhorera can only be friends with people who look up to her. I don't think it's always "the others" crashing friendships with Maria.
>>75787843
He's tanking tho
>>75787863
not tanking. just bored as fuck. he doesn't need to play at his max level to beat Baghdatis. did you watch the TB? he didn't even do anything special and he still won
>>75787887
>he still won
>won
he destroyed him m88
>>75787307
good post. are you me by any chance?
Bold prediction: Genie will punch Maria in the cunt at the end
>>75787849
maria did nothing wrong, all the other players just dont like her because she doesnt want to be friends with the other girls on tour for a very understandable reason.
but when they come out and say "OMG BAN HER FOR LIFE" then that puts an end to at least having any sort of positive relationship at all.
its pure jealousy in the case of bouchard. what did maria do to go from SHES MY IDOL to BAN HER FOR LIFE
and dont say the failed drug test, becuase thats not it...the ban is the perfect excuse for masha haters to slander her name publicly..the perfect scapegoat
>>75787963
>what did maria do to go from SHES MY IDOL to BAN HER FOR LIFE
when her PR team told her it was a viable avenue back to relevance
Oh shit Genie is pissed. Can she stump the Russian cunt?
>>75787965
>WTA is as demanding on the body as ATP
Bah...the stupid Russian whore is beating herself...
>>75787988
pmt this. Maria knows darn well that genie couldn't care less about Maria and only did it to get her name out there. Likewise sharapova will play it up to increase the awareness of her brand while the whores get fucked together by russian oil men.
>>75788016
looks like men feet. that's disgusting. gay footfags need to die.
Bouchard: Sharapova is not my friend
https://youtu.be/YDevHoS7C2I
Fuck me what a great point.
>>75788016
it is. wta actually have rallies, as opposed to the serving clinic that is the atp
Keep yelling cunt...
>>75788067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pBZPywnic
>>75788050
. <-------- the point
-------------------------------->. (You)
the sound/video discrepancy on this stream is really annoying me
>>75787963
we had that discussion. I still think her overambitiousness makes her think it's impossible to be friends with your rivals.
But that's entirely not the point. The main issue is that she doesn't consider any other female around as equal to her. Such people never have friends, just a few beta orbiter who try to benefit from her glance.
I don't even hate her. I pity her for she will be empty her whole life.
yes genie u beauty, stick that bitch
>>75788117
I don't think you understood what the previous posts said.
>>75788135
>we had that discussion.
yeah i know.. i get your point and maybe it has some truth to it, but maria does have friends. shes friends with her team, childhood friends, and other people outside of tennis so idk i dont think she doesnt have friends on tour because of some personality issue but because its just how she chooses to go about her business and career.
that canadian choker is useless
>>75787963
>the sheer amount of reddit in this post
dat point by douchard
>>75788259
>actual discussion is reddit
youre right actually
wow sabine is looking pretty good.
>>75788366
so hod :DDD
>that desperate shrieking
You can cut the hate in the air with a knife
i think it's worth pointing out, that when they played at the RG semi a few years ago, chris evert noted that it was the most nervous she had ever seen maria, and it was probably one of the worst matches you could ever watch
>>75788388
>cut the hate in the air with a knife
Is someone boutta get GRAF'D?
>>75788415
maria shook to play someone who is so much prettier than her
Maria SHITApova
Eugenie POOchard
rate
>>75788436
sort of what she was getting out, saying that she herself used to get very nervous when she played what she perceived to be a younger version of herself
why didnt she apologize for the net?
>bouchard playing this hard
So this basically confirms Masha was behind the concussion
>>75788446
>Svitolina
>>75788132
http://www.strikeout.me/tennis/477116/1/wta-madrid-manolo-santana-:-bouchard-vs-sharapova
>>75788415
when someone talks mad shit it puts pressure on both the shit talker and the one receiving the shit talking, also with how the media is or was giving bouchard the same sort of hype that maria received at a similar time in her young career - almost like the media is gearing up for bouchard to be the next maria..
>Roidapova
>>75788485
...
>le 2x fault american lady
>>75788485
is nice..i wish the one piece trend would end right away though
>>75788504
>not getting a instaboner by looking at those perfect feet
typical Gabe
>>75788531
We will NEVER see it, end of story
DOPAPOVA FAGS BTFO
Bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....dumb Russian whore BTFO...
>>75788524
One piece is patrician. it means maturity. Same when you grow out of being a teenage slut and swap cheep whorish thongs for naugty cotton briefs. much, much sexier...
>>75788600
why? masha gonna win
>>75788603
Hi, Beatrice! Here on this site we have a rule that says Tits or GTFO
>>75788606
>One piece is patrician. it means maturity
yeah youre right, only 55+ year olds wear them to hide their unsightly bodies
last gamepoint was a perfect example of how shook maria is, whole court open and she tries to blast it right at genie
>>75788666
dunno. I think one piece is sexy af
>>75788874
>mfw i found out one piece porn is actually pretty big in jav
>>75788874
yeah they look good on swimmers, but i prefer 2 piece bikini on most other girls
>>75788874
>usaian
>sexy
>>75788934
jav is un-watchable no matter of content. It's worse than german porn.
>>75788994
ALARM
>>75788958
t. cosmopolitan urbanite
>>75788874
I'm not a faggot but this is the only non-degenerate form of swuimsuit I can accept. The other ones just scream TRASH.
>>75788958
the southern US is the only good part, everywhere else are hugeeeeee cucks who hate themselves
>>75789007
i am a born and bread georgia man.
>Marekta Shookapova
>>75789029
>the southern US is the only good part
Yeah, nah...
https://youtu.be/TFUAAFoS3-s
>>75789046
vocaroo of accent or it didn't happen
>>75789046
what part? your parents are yankees right?
>>75789046
>i am a born and bread georgia man.
Poor soul...
https://youtu.be/-OVTRp9h-1c
>>75789074
Right outside of columbus partner.
>>75789062
>ohio
>south
>>75789120
yes see >>75788958
>>75789046
>born and bread
You told us about failing rudimentary math, but...not English
Makes sense considering your choice of music, Michae
>>75789122
alpharetta here
>>75789125
My bad...
https://youtu.be/YqCOx0vYwe8
>>75789029
hick
>>75789164
>he doesnt enjoy the sweet sounds of a banjo
icefags will never understand
Why are they taking so long?
>>75789155
i would never talk shit about the south. i love my state and the people within it
>genie cracking under pressure
and she's back to normal
>>75789191
>>he doesnt enjoy the sweet sounds of a banjo
The problem is not your music but all your fuckin drugs and ridiculous low life crimes going on...like a fuckin methhead raping a 1 year old baby girl to death...
http://ktla.com/2016/10/05/9-month-old-west-virginia-baby-dies-after-worst-case-of-sex-assault-in-decades-officials/
>>75789155
>kyrgios ingjured
>bouchard beating a ratefaced doper
Is tennis saved?
GENIEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>75789233
masha has been so poor in this match that it really doesn't matter how it ends, the rest of the girls should realize that shit talking her a little bit isn't the worst idea in the world
>>75789252
>kyrgios ingjured
>tennis saved
kys
Let me get this straight: there's one guy obsessed with Sharapova, one guy obsessed with Bouchard, and everybody else is just enjoying the train wreck?
>>75789298
>one guy obsessed with Bouchard
Rightfully so, Nigel...
>>75789298
Everybody else loves sharapova but not super obsessed*
Fixed it for you buddy
>>75789298
there are two dudes obsessed with maria but yes
PUT 'IM ____ ______
>>75789248
stop nitpicking random articles lel. i cant take anything you say regarding politics, sorry canada. stay cucked with your muzzie loving cuck of a leader
>>75789349
t elected jared kushner
>>75789289
Niggers not allowed in 10is
>>75789298
No it's just one guy talking to himself, he's clearly mentally ill that's why he's still in school for the past 8 years
Zverev is my new low key boy
3rd set. masha finally warmed up and limiting her ufes
COME
ON
>>75789298
I hate both, Doucheard and Sharadopa.
>>75789349
Nigger, your sisters and wifes are getting wrecked in the middle of the street by pack of ''wild animals''...don't talk about cucked people.
https://youtu.be/Nb_HcZDuRBk
>>75789378
>>75789378
psssh get a load of this guy
gabrielthe type of nigga 2 post in a woman hate thread on b
>>75789398
looks like coco in the preview pic
No stream for woz?
>>75789404
You wont be talking shit when he wins the the Maddy
>>75789398
ok. nice trip you got there buddy
>>75789469
>trip
>>75789378
>le take a WC to replay nadal and get btfo by a gook man
>>75789426
Don't ever mention my name again.
>>75789492
oh my bad. nice 4chan screen name you got there buddy.
>>75789469
It's the truth, Bubba Dean...Muricans talking about other countries being cucked is ridiculous, never forget...57% white and going down fast...
https://youtu.be/IsDXFR9zfDk
If Shitapova wins the bad guys have won.
>>75789556
t. Unemployable neet
>>75789500
The very same
>>75789532
>>75789532
ru not gonna deny it gabe?
POOCHARD BTFO
>>75789598
t. eternal student
sure is alot of hostility in here today
>>75789616
Yes because you're clearly projecting something onto me and slandering me.
>mfw michael II cant even do this
This is tennis. It only comes alive if it's a spiritual war too.
>>75789678
It would take Michael I 7 years to complete this
>>75789676
ok sorry
As strange as it may sound, I think Genie needs this win more.
>>75789717
I know what Genie needs ;)
>>75789717
Give Genie your strength \o/
....
>>75789717
absolutely
>>75789717
wouldn't have agreed coming in, but she's playing her heart out and maria is playing about as badly as could have been hoped for, she definitely needs to pull this out
Why can't Tsonga stick to one hairstyle
>>75789756
\o/
Also fuck Kader Nouni that hack fraud liar. Ball was in.
>>75789348
INNA GOFFIN
>>75789814
based achmed
genie has to be mentally shaken after that game
>>75789858
weirdly enough, i'm pretty sure she squandered a critical 0-40 in the french semi as well
>succ btfo in the first round
Should he go back to doubles?
>>75789880
interesting. i dont recall. if masha breaks here it might be a wrap
>>75789902
He should just stick to the USTA college happy place. No one ever has to get hurt in there or compete seriously.
STOP HITTING BALLS INTO THE NET
Is this game a mega bitch fest or when two bitches meet do they cancel each other out and become a positive?
masha is so stiff
I bet she is terrible at sex
>three straight blown 0-40s
only in WT
HAHA drinking tea while eating black olives rite now....I'm fr*eaking TWISTED
How difficult is it to be a ball boy with a permanent hard-on?
>>75790089
I bet you'd only be allowed to fuck her as long as you didn't mess up her hair or get too excited
>>75790089
this tßh I can't imagine masha having sex at all
cheeky point bouchard
havn't missed that banshee wale
MASHA
>>75790151
yeah, shes pure actually.
>>75790151
She's pure
>>75790089
>Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine ditched Maria Sharapova because she is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex.
>Levine tells Russian magazine Exile, "She wouldn't make any noise during sex.
>"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
Maybe she's a lesbian
>>75790151
I think she once allowed a guy to touch her breast but decided she didn't like it. She might try again once she's retired from tennis,
>>75790151
Poor girl had no childhood. Her father brainwashed her and raised her like a soldier. She's probably mildly autistic.
>>75790197
>She even got angry if I started to moan
dudes moan during sex?
>>75790242
He was moaning about her backhand
>>75790242
Virgin detected.
>imagine how many fat Russian cocks Masha had to suck to pay for tennis lessons
*teleports 2h later*
>I can't really imagine Masha having sex
>maybe she's a lesbian
>I bet she let a boy touch her booby once and felt she didn't like it
>she had so childhood, was raised like a soldier and is probably autistic
All in the same thread
>/tennis/
>>75790197
is this real? seems kind of... stupid? tacky? to talk shit about their sexual stuff in public like that
>>75790197
>Telling some random Russia magazine about your ex being frigid in vivid detail
What a cunt
>>75790306
perhaps this may account for why she conducts herself the way she does
>>75790311
>triggered by Chad
>>75790311
agreed. bit of a dick move
>>75790306
he was just mad that the most beautiful woman on the planet dumped him...its all fiction
>>75790306
Apparently it was fake news. He denied it.
>>75790300
>being this mad on the internet
bouchards boobs, hnnnnnnnng
>>75790300
literally none of these statements contradicts another.
>>75790306
>Maroon 5's public relations office issued the following statement to the media about the silly story making the rounds. As Maria's fans know, Maroon 5 performed as a surprise at her birthday party years ago. So, Maroon 5 wants everyone to know: "The quote is absolutely not true. Adam never said this, and they only met once at Maria's birthday party in 2005."
THE HARD DOUCHE
>>75790362
Literal retard
>Sharapova dated a jew
Now I know why Michael loves her so much
>>75790371
>>75790355
that makes more sense. I imagine saying something like that would also be a PR disaster for Levine
Hon hon, the Russian whore is failing...
>>75790300
>/sp/ is one person
>>75790382
stedy on, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
>>75790407
>he jinxes his favorite player
heh
This is not fair, Sharopova needs those drugs for her diabetes or something
>>75790442
>lack of magnesium
>>75790442
since when does Lowsugarpova have dabetus?
This screams are fucking ridiculous, you could ban her for life just for that
>>75790424
y not just say be grateful for what you have
>>75790494
don't rock the boat, m80
>>75790520
Ey man fortune favours the bold
Sharapova looks awful. Coming off those meds really fucked her shit up
>>75790468
That's why Nastya is the objectively better choice. Same tennis but no annoying moaning or bitching afterwards. Plus, she's a real russian girl from Moskva.
>>75790563
look, at the end of the day, an Englishman's home is his castle, when all's said and done
last two points were clearly in. meme surface, why cant they use that meme replay on here again?
>>75790520
are you posting idioms and metaphors to trigger the autists here?
>>75790585
'real' russia is siberia lad, where masha is from
>>75790609
apparently the surface marks are enough for the referee, it's stupid
immediate break back?
When I was at Wimbledon last year Bouchard's bouncer literally barged me out of the way so his little bitch could get through the crowd. She looks even more of an arrogant cow close up.
>>75790628
she from ft lauderdale kek
>>75790602
A home is just a house without a dog, man's best friend. Don't forget
>>75790626
pearls before swine bruv, innit
>>75790635
its so stupid. isnt that the point of a challenge anyways? - to challenge the ref's initial call?
he just runs down and le points at the clay...absolutey retarded
>>75790636
Obviously
i miss gabriel
Sharapove should take a drugs br... I mean a toilet break right now
Yeah no, I need my tiebreak here.
>>75790663
horses for courses chap
why do womyn lose serve so much lads
lets go masha
>>75790674
I guess the clay challenger is just telling the ref to check the surface mark up-close
SHOOKAPOVA BTFO
>>75790628
>'real' russia is siberia lad
top kek. Poor amerifat doesn't know what he's talking about.
pic related
>Trust me. I'm the real russian from Siberia.
>>75790734
Noodle arms and lack of aggression
lel
>>75790762
idiot. i lived in surgut for 3 years
Kikael absolutely BTFO
>maria will never win a title without doping
>he will never graduate from college
gonna need a webm of the handshake when Genie wins.
LE POINTS AT CLAY MAN
mashas been robbed 3 times
OHHHH
THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST
>actually losing to poochard
lel
post suicide hotline for Michael
>>75790810
michael BTFO
Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...all the fuckin haters BTFO...
CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER
>>75790819
liking this new meme 2bh
>>75790827
b-but muh doctors note
Honestly she should've just retired after her ban. This is embarrassing for her
>MaSha BTFOed by Doucheard
>Doucheard will be BTFOed by Kerbe in the next round
the butthurt will be glorious!
oh shit she gonna face kerber RIP
>>75790807
genie gave her disappointing look lie when you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar
This is Halep's home anyway, so chill.
>>75790853
how is it embarrassing? whats embarrassing is genie bouchard losing in 75ks
>>75790860
definitely a huge win for genie but she needs to manage herself going forward, maria was absolutely pitiful in this match and genie played one of her best matches in months, maybe years
>>75790860
based kerbe.
we KERBE now
>tfw will never get caught with your benis in Genie's cookie jar
>>75790860
le cant serve but run around a lot woman
kerber is shit m8
>>75790877
Yeah and Shitapova just lost to that which is embarrassing.
All these WCs were a mistake.
>PCAKurwa
>>75790860
>>Doucheard will be BTFOed by Kerbe in the next round
She's 3/2 against your German cum dumpster, Hans
>>75790906
no
>>75790898
yes
>>75790911
she was overplaying from the very first game and was clearly preoccupied with some kind of "send a message" mentality, i unironically think this loss will haunt her for a long time
>>75790916
the wrong site, faggot. Nobody understand your reddit memes here.
>>75790935
she looks like she got way too many chromosomes
>>75790935
how is zis the same person?
>>75790961
That's the magic of the third set :^)
>>75790935
>>75790974
probably depends on the angles. She also has very strong facial expressions. That's the secret of the uniqueness of her beauty.
>>75791045
she have (k)autism :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75790300
This is what happens when Federer isn't playing.
The good guys won today
You ready for Americas Brave Ernesto Escobedo?
>Bonga
i know im critical of other players and im certainly sad that masha lost, but im feeling some sympathy towards genie right now. she is a huge conceited bitch but she really needed this for her career. i will never be a fan of hers but in this moment i am feeling sympathetic and a bit happy that she is probably feeling a huge feeling of relief. genie needed this win more than masha and she got it.
that being said, i hope kerbe btfos her next round. also genie will never win a major
>>75790974
I wonder if normies ever find out that there are actually two kerbes.
>>75791205
>i hope kerbe btfos her next round
probably the worst thing that could happen, because then she'll slide into "at least i beat maria" type thinking. her game is still miles from where it needs to be, but this could serve as a useful jump-start back to respectability if she handles it correctly
and don't forget that genie's current coach used to coach masha
>>75791263
yeah, you know i think youre right. maybe the reason she was so bitter was because she kept losing. i wonder if she starts winning more frequently - and against top opponents she may humble up a bit and stop acting like a child...that is what i hope happens with her the most, i just want to see some respectability, accountability, and humility out of genie instead of crying when shit isnt going her way...thats what makes her so unlikable to me
Escobedo needs to go back desu
>>75791374
Yeah
>sock will save us
>young will save us
>fritz will save us
>tiafoe will save us
You need him
>>75791246
She looks really hod on the left pic
>>75791521
I bet she's a total freak in the sack, real sloppy
>>75791560
probably not, she already has a hard enough time doing interviews
>>75791581
She's a lady on the streets whore in the sheets my man
>>75791581
why is this? Autism? retarded?
>>75791560
>>75791604
I really believe that she behaves much different around people she trusts.
>>75791414
Escobedo is a bigger meme than all of those except Fritz.
At least there's Tommy Paul r-right?
>>75791619
How do I build her trust so she'll let me fugg her Hans? What's the german girls weakness? Should I wear a turban and paint my face brown?
>>75791604
An autist in the streets, a flautist in the sheets
Btw my dick's a flute
>>75791651
She fled from shitskins to Polan so I guess posing as shitskin/nigger won't get you anywhere.
>>75791678
Bretty based
>>75791619
>why is this? Autism? retarded?
just a bit of social anxiety
>I really believe that she behaves much different around people she trusts.
probably, thats kinda cute actually
>>75791651
Kc tier
A watched pot never boils
>>75791560
Typical gabepost.
>>75791819
Well yeah no pots actually boil as they are solid.
lmao retard
>Bouchard."She said "Well played ".I think she's been playing really well in her so-called comeback -- if you want to call it that."
Shitapova absolutely destroyed just retire already
>>75791880
wow. what a classless fucking bitch
>>75791880
Holy shit will dopeapova ever recover?
>>75791912
Look how alpha and domineering Genie is here. She stands,erect, at the net whilst her opponent, clearly shaken, can hardly muster the courage to meet face to face. Rather than doing so, she fails to make eye contact and cannot get out of genies spell quick enough. Genie not only broke sharapovas serve, she broke her character.
>>75791860
A rolling stone gathers no moss
>>75791938
Let sleeping dogs lie.
>>75791951
A fool and his money are soon parted
>>75791978
That's why you shan't give up your day job
>>75791992
That's not really legit imo but anyway...
A stitch in time saves nine
Escobeta BTFO
>>75792004
I seem to have bitten off more than I can chew.
499
>>75792040
An elephant never forgets
>>75792099
every dog has its day
>>75792117
I can't see the forest for the trees
>it's a /tennis/ spouts aphorisms instead of making a new thread episode
>>75792149
time for this thread to give up the ghost
new
>>75792175
>>75792175
>>75792174
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Red sky in morning, shepherd's warning.
>no Tsongacelebration
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