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game seven meme magic approaches edition

also don't forget finns lost 5-1 to france
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>bullying Finland in the OP

rude tbqh
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sorry anaheim but you should have known what would happen if you go to game 7

the curses are real
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Not so might now you stupid spics
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>>75781519
can you elaborate on this? i've never really paid any attention to the ducks
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official playoff player rankings

>draisaitl
>malkin
power gap
>josi
>OV
>getz
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If I train really hard right now, how long will it take for me to become an NHL player?
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Reminder: the prophecy has been foretold

Gm5 down 2-1 3rd period and 3-1 in the series, the Caps came up clutch, when they would have folded in the every other year

Ovi got the spark and will be rolling now
Holtby is locked in and will play like a top 2 goalie he was during regular season
Pens wad is shot and they were gassed in 3rd period, which is how they will play rest of series
Caps have confidence and momentum that will not only win this series, but will carry them to the cup

Caps gm6 +110
Caps series bet +240
Caps win cup +700

Screen cap this and cum at me faggots
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>the city of fingolia
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>>75781554
>McClavicle not ranked
great list
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>>75781556
there arent any chinks in the NHL, so never
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>>75781541
>go up 3-2
>lose game 6 on the road
>lose game 7 at home
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>>75781556
you could probably make the canucks roster easily

i mean who are you honestly competing with for a spot? megna? virtanen?
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>>75781519
Those losses were with pic related

Pic related would never have won gm5 like that

Oilers are still probably a good bet in gm7 as a dog though
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>>75781612
you traded one game seven choker for another

great move
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>>75781589
>Anson Carter scored 33 goals with the Sedins
>literally out of the league by the next year because he's shit, can't skate, and can't score, zero hockey IQ

>Megna spends a full season with the Sedins
>4 goals

I seriously could do better.
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>>75781581
very good elaboration, thank you
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>>75781644
so do it

hit the gym, hit the roids, hit the net
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>>75781612
Yeah, Randy prefers to be more dramatic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdvoDFTcTLw
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>>75781633
>wins a cup with the disneyland cucks
>choker
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https://twitter.com/ChirpHard/status/861405481667088390

jej
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ducks? more like deported lol
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>>75781697
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is "Zyk" Leon Draisaitl the final solution to the Eternal Ducks? Will he end them once for all on Wednesday?
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>>75781674
yes, on a smooth tip, the overweight lova
i'm ya radio and on ya magazine cova
drink coca cola
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>>75781689
he never faced a game 7 that year
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>>75781697
>>75781706
Better quality

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/861368217301921794
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>>75781581
Trying to run the odds of a team making the playoffs 5 straight years and going out like this every time. I gave up. It's in the thousands somewhere to 1.
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>>75781767
i havent seen someone do that in like 10 years probably

honestly thats fucking hilarious to see
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>>75781554
>no karlsson
>no arvidsson
>josi not named first
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>>75781718
Zyklon D is going to quash the analslime cucks
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>>75781798

Seriously, I think the last time I did that personally it was over 15 years ago
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>>75781689
That team was stacked back then though, Pronger, Selanne, Neidermayer and Giguere when he was good.
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>>75781842
They should shoot off smoke machines to simulate gas whenever Zyklon D scores
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>Win 3 games in a row
7-1 was expected to be desu
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DUcks to sweep in 7
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>>75781878
KEK
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phallson
macdonald
kunitz
penner
perry
getzlaf
beauchamin
rob n
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>>75781861
that sens team was no slouch either, the core was on the way out by 2007 but for a few years there they had the best offense in the league

if hasek wasnt injured in the 2006 olympics they win the cup that year
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>>75781928
sens definitely had a legit shot in 2006 but not as much in 2007. they were just too top heavy and anaheim was too deep and physical
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>>75781878
Considering the game is in Anaheim they might as well shoot off actual Zyklon gas
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>>75781923
imagine making a list of top players without josi on it. wew
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>>75781978
top kek
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>>75781967
also the sens had ray emery in net vs giguire playing out of his mind

sens had the shortest cup window ever
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>>75781967
Anaheim wasn't deep, they just had 2 Norris winners and another top pairing defenceman.
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>>75781996
No one watches any of the Nashville games. I think they're the only team this playoffs that I haven't watched literally a single minute of. Apparently everyone thinks they're going to win the Cup.
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>mfw the preds win da cup
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>>75782037
thats a good face
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>>75782037
This fluke is getting out of hand
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>>75782034
We had three all stars last year, we're not some small market fluke or cinderella. Josi, Forsberg, and Neal would be yuge contributors anywhere in the league
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>>75782037
pekka wills it
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As a lifelong perds fan (I'm 22) I really hate that we've shifted to yellow as our primary color.

These are my favorite jerseys
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>>75782121
Those are disgusting and mediocre. They look like a million junior teams
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>>75782157
They're sharp and simple. Jerseys with too much going on are atrocious. The highlighter-yellow jerseys/arena is a nice aesthetic I guess but I liked when our jerseys were blue
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>your ZOG team's throwbacks will never be this cool
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>>75782197
>they look like everything else so they're good
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>>75782248
Hard to go wrong with stripes and hockey jerseys desu
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Just woke up

>7 goals scored
>20 individual points awarded
>McNoshow didn't get a single one
How useless can one "generational" player be?
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>in 8 hours
Belarus - Canada
Germany - Russia

>in 12 hours
Finland (they lost 1-5 to France) - Chechnya
USA - Sweden

there is no hockey in 4 hours ;_;
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>>75782346
>+1

He played solid shutdown defence
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>>75782651

Could you let us win. For old times sake :^)
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>>75782841
So that is all he is good for, huh?

>he literally has 2 less points in the playoffs than Letestu and 7 less points than Draisaitl
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>>75782964
A tiger can't change its stripes, a meat and potatoes player can't score
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>>75783066
Don't get me wrong. He was a really good prospect. I guess the spoilers simply wasted his talent too
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>>75783131
Klefbom should be the captain
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>all these folks doubting the Preds

Sad!
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>>75783192
Great post my friend!
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>>75783226
Reminder that Klefbom is Canadian
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>>75783248
Reminder that the Nylander brothers are more canadian than Kelfbom will ever be.

Also, Toews is canadian.
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>>75781679
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdvoDFTcTLw

claassic kek for days
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>>75783231
quig, pegga, fetch the cup :DDD
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
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>>75783267

4Chan has taught me that is DEFINITELY a dude.
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>>75783267
>no bulge

get this disgusting skank out of my face.
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>Come on Preds, lose already, I'm begging you
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>>75783304
>>75783313
hbtqfdopms has taught me that both of you could be right
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RINNE A SHIT
PEKKA POOPHIP WILL CHOKE MARK MY WORDS!!!
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Is Gretzky really an alcoholic...
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more like wetzky lol
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>>75783349
Fug....
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>>75783347
Most famous people tend to have some kind of vice to cope with the fact that fame and money has made them miserable.
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How did he go from this...
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>you now remember that Wild got eliminated in round one
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...to this?
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>>75781456
Reminder Kevin Fiala is dead because of the actions of Robert Bortuzzo
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>>75783381
>>75783385
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>>75783231
Ebin :DD
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>>75783406
>mad at refs
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Daily reminder Finland lost to the Frogs and Slovakia lost to the Potato Farmers.
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>>75783464
Daily reminder that USA lost to Germany (without Draisaitl)
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>>75783473

How's that cultural enrichment coming along Sven
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>>75783474
>jumping to /pol/-posting right away (literally 24 seconds between the posts)
Wew lad, this must be a really sore subject for you
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>>75782841
>McDavid
>shut down defense
thats a real stretch, clearly you watch him with rose colored glasses.

>>75782964
Draisaitl is the best player on the team. The playoffs are just confirming that suspicion.

McMeme is like the Craps. He'll net a lot of secondary assists/points against bad teams, back up goalies, or teams that dont care during the regular season but doesn't have an intense compete level that wins championships against good teams and top goalies.

But but but- he skates fast!
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>>75783473
Daily reminder that no one fuckin cares about the stupid fuckin worlds or the stupid fuckin World Cup or the stupid fuckin Sochi Olympics (except that oshie game) or the stupid fuckin Turin olympics or anything other than the Stanley cup and smerica is fuckin 13 time back to back champs motherfucker Sweden will never win the cup so keep crying bitch what you're mad haha stay mad fuckin bitch LMAO
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>>75783486
You're right, and it's really sad. They'll still give McSecondary a significantly larger contract too

>>75783490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
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>>75783504
I'm not mad ur mad u stupid bitch calm down fuck u ;o;
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Well what do we have here?

>a suspension for two games

https://twitter.com/buc07/status/861186520774041600
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>>75783507
Am I being baited?
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>>75783490
>this is a coherent sentece in burgerland
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hmm
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>>75783509
Weak, he should at very least be done for the tournament.
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>>75783509
it didn't look that bad desu.
>all those weak ass Oiler fans complaining the comments and saying he should be banned for life.

Is hockey worse now that Canadian teams are in the playoffs? it feels that way. Holy shit they are cancer.
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>>75783523
>euro rules "sports"
fugg you guys are carebears.
No wonder you have to watch our leagues to be entertained and your #1 sport involves faking injuries as a legitimate strategy.
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>>75783529
>>75783539
>it didn't look that bad desu.
It looks really, really bad

Also, stop baiting me please
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>>75783529
I agree, especially all the oiler bandwagoners crying about goal tender interference. Nurse wouldn't get off of Kesler but no one blames nurse it's weird
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how mad would u guys be if the oilers won the cup?
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>>75783542
its probably way past his bedtime
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>>75783542
>halfheartedly presses his skate against a guy to get him to fuck off
>not even a legitimate
>not even a minor injury to list
>le mean facial expression makes it bad
C'mon Sweden. To ban a guy for the tournament for making mean faces is stupidly soft.
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>>75783550
True

>>75783546
They are the bad guys of their series, so I wouldn't be happy. But it could be worse I guess
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>>75783552
legitimate kick*

>>75783546
Im pretty convinced the West stands no chance against the East again this year.

>inb4 some regular season statistic.
Doesn't matter. Shittburgh is only going to get healthier the longer they go on, by the cup they'll shit on whatever weak ass low seed from the west makes the cup.
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*blocks your path*
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>>75783552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvKlnguJVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ295luzhtQ

The keyword here is "skate".
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>>75783567
france
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>>75783572
Would have been 1-0 fro Finland with Rinne desu.
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>>75783572
irrelevant tournament with literally who tier players and the worst coach of all time
didn't even watch 0/5

how's that
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What part of Nashville are you guys from?
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>>75783572
Germany
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>>75783578
>irrelevant tournament
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>>75783595
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>>75783572
our best players are playing in the chl playoffs
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>>75783590
seems like they reside in the suburb of Suomi

>>75783568
yes, I understand actual injuries scare you but the fact is that incident looked nothing like those.
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>>75783597
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>>75783595
>>75783597
>>75783602

it's relevant when we win
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>>75783590
Murfreesboro tbf
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>>75783601
You don't have to kick very hard to cut someone's throat open with a skate. A skate is a potential lethal weapon, any use of it as a weapon should be dealt with severely. In the same way as attacking somone with a knife is dealt with more severely than doing so with bare fists.
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ok so lets see, if my post is singles, the pens advance. if it is dubs, caps advance.
if trips, caps make it to stan lee final
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>>75783616
looked like he hit the chest/shoulder area, not the neck desu.
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Hello
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>>75783633
>mfw i stole the dubs from the Craps and they get bounced
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Why is it so that in nhl every year there are new teams that do well, and the ones that did well last year don't do so well?

Just look at divegrass, it's the same teams at the top every year in every league.
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*licks upper lip*
*eats some lockerroom pizza*
*opens a Bonaqua*


Who you guys like in tomorrow's games?
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>>75783633
It's not like he had good control over what he did. You don't kick anyone anywhere with your skate, especially not in the region of the body.
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>>75783640
In divegrass the top teams are the only ones who can afford the good players.
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>>75781456
Players today are fuckin twinks I want big boys with big feelings

https://youtu.be/a11dcQfERKM
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>>75783640
>draft system
>salary cap
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What's Garry going to do if it's an Ottawa/Edmonton Final?
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>>75783590
10 minutes south
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>>75783640
Didn't you know? All the matches are fixed. NHL changes the winners and losers to keep things more exciting.
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>>75783666
Mid series lockout
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PLAYOFF CITY POWER RANKINGS (in order):
>Nashville
>Pittsburgh
>St. Louis
>D.C.
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Nope. Not even remotely close. Kessel is a nice secondary player; one that would thrive where he didn't have to be "The Guy." Even better if he didn't have to be "The Guy BEHIND The Guy," like he is in Pittsburgh. Phil Kessel isn't a franchise player (and I don't mean that as an insult). He's a phenomenal talent, but he's not a guy to build a franchise around.
P.K. Subban is.
Now, there is a legitimate argument that MTL already had "The Guy" in Carey Price. But if you look up and down that roster (outside the crease), and there is no one inked to a contract for le bleu blanc et rouge that you could build a franchise around. Not Paccioretti, not Weber, not anyone.
P.K. Subban was that guy. The things he can do on the ice, the dedication he has to the community, the persona, all of it. P.K. Subban may be the best defenceman since Nick Lidstrom (albeit a totally different player). His skating, his hockey I.Q., his offensive instincts, etc. are among the best in the game. They guy is electrifying from a skill standpoint. Add his personality on top of that, and there is no one in the game like him. NO ONE.
You look at HOW Nashville is winning, and its from the blueline back. Between Rinne and their D corps, they are not only strangling the opposition in the defensive zone, but the entire offence flows through the back-line. And Subban is the lynchpin. As he goes, so go the Predophiles.
IF Nashville makes the Finals (and that's a HUGE if), Pekka Rinne will be the hands-down favorite for the Smythe going in. But Subban won't be far behind and should be strongly considered. He's transformed Nashville into a Conference Finalist and has led the charge in sweeping the dynastic Chicago Blackhawks and then offing last year's conference finals runners-up St. Louis Blues. Give the guy the credit he deserves.
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>>75783688
Our best defensive line (Subban, Josi) is fucking money.
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>>75783640
>Why is it so that in iihf every year there are new teams that do well, and the ones that did well last year don't do so well?
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>>75783635
more?
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>Wake up 6:15 local time
>Oilers Ducks game just finished
What a shock to wake up to, wth happened Ducks? Cucked beyond belief? How meme was the 1st period?

Will the McMeme and co. actually reach the conference finals?
Ducks having game 7 at home is never a great sign for the ducks
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>>75783708
>San jose beat Edmonton 7-0 at home
>Edmonton won the next game in OT at home

>Edmonton beat Anaheim 7-1 at home
>Anaheim beats Edmonton in OT at home?
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>>75783728
>game 7 in Anaheim

lol no
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so which one is better for an smooth easy series for the predators to sail to the stan lee cup?

ducks probably wont win game 7 though
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I would die for a Tim Hortons now
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>>75783888
You underestimate Gary
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without the use of memes, how are the preds winning?
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>>75783928
The Gaylord Entertainment Center gives them their strength.
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>>75781718
Beaners watch out!

Draisaitl is here to exterminate miscegenators.
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>>75783888
>Edmongolioan thinks traditions cant be broke

Didnt the boilers just break their tradition of winning the draft lottery?
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>>75783904
Tim Hortons doesnt sell bananas.
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>>75783988
found the calgarian
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>>75784016
>that flag
>that post

Like Id ever live in the fiery wasteland that is Alberta. Fuck off Edmonton cuck
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Pens gunna blow a 3-1 lead
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>>75784083
>this much delusion
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So how badly are we going to beat Chechnya today?
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>>75784096
0-6 loss
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>>75784096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfZxDD6pa8
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>>75784101
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Euros OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
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>>75784111
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Fuck I hate finland. I even prefer Grease and armenia. That stupid damn flag just raggles my jaggles
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>>75784133
Day of the rake when?
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>>75784133
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>>75784153
>>75784166
>Unironically getting BTFO by France

Relegation Generation
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>tfw based Ducks off the coilers
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>>75783590
oulu
>>
What did Perry say to get himself ejected?
>>
>>75784172
https://youtu.be/kdnejnhF8aw
>>
>ywn be roman josi
feelsbadman
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>>75784194
dude could be a model but decide to play hokkei and now will die from cte in the next 10 years thanks bettman
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>>75784187
>>
>>75784187
toppu kekku
>>
Is 5-1 the next 7-1?
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>>75784210
Mike Fisher is married to Carrie Underwood and Josi is married to this model

How can one team be so chad
>>
>>75784187
>implying Canada actually trys in euro meme tourneys
>>
>>75784194
>>75784227
god Josi is so fucking hot
no homo i aint even gay but god damn that man is so fucking pretty
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>>75784239
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>>75784227
Chadville Pekkarinnes even have a Finnish player who looks like a human being. That's something.
>>
>>75784248
It's not fair that he can be both that sexy and that good at hockey. Saw him in a bar downtown once. Absolutely angelic desu
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>>75784259
Literally our entire squad is chad, it's amazing
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hmm...such a chad team
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>>75784277
We all know from movies the chads lose to the Ugly ducklings in the end
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>>75784287
>posting underage pics
mods
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>>75784292
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>>75784298
wew lad

i-i was just joking, pls no ban
>>
>>75784287
>benchwarmer poasting
>>
>>75784306
apologize
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>>75784319
no
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>Rinne has a legit chance at becoming the finn with the most points during these playoffs

Please let it happen
>>
>>75784413
a-at least he will break the all-time goalie record if he is
>>
>>75784432
He dank, truly a mememaster to be proud of
>>
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https://youtu.be/4FnySNRa-d0
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>>75784510
naurista kuvalle
>>
>>75784319
i have nothing to apologize for, i knew you won the Subban trade

and i also know how your >finnish goaltending will do in the WCF

congratulations on jinxing your way out of the SCF btw
>>
its going to be hysterical watching the nashville predditors get swept in 4 games by the oilers
>inb4 some ugly swede tries to say otherwise
>inb4 some fat amerishit tries to say otherwise
>inb4 some finn tries to say otherwise
>>
why would anyone hate underdog preds? they are based af
>>
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>mfw smugposting oilerniggas get btfo by the based duckies
>>
do the czechs honestly think they have even the slightest change against us?
>>
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>Dongz
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>if Oilers win, we're one step closer to a fully Canadian SFC
>If Ducks win (unlikely), we're one step closer to a 2007 repeat

Win-win situation desu
>>
>>75784634
>analslime mighty cucks
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>>75784578
this is why

fucking sunbelt
>>
>>75784643
Unkie Gary will lockout the series if it's two Canadian teams in the finals.
>>
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Who would score more goals?

Leon Draisaitl in one game or the entire Chicago Blackhawks in a first round series?
>>
Ottawa might beat New York, but they would/will get swept by the pens

tbf
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>>75784690
that's not really a fair comparison, the Chicago Blackhawks only got to play 4 games in the postseason this year
>>
>>75784690
pegga had more points than any hawks player in that series
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preds tbdesu
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>>75784708
>>75784728
But aren't they a dynasty???

Surely a dynasty isn't out by the first round....
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>>75784746
France????????????????????
>>
>>75784263
>#38 draft pick, 4M until 2020
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>>75784752
if they won it this year then maybe they could have been a dynasty... but instead they're the Miami Dolphins of mini dynasties
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>>75784761
i dont get it
>>
Reminder that being gay is a disease and the NHL should ban gays from playing.
>>
>>75784822
Reminder being Dutch is worse than being Armenian
>>
>>75784837
you do realize shit loads of you leafs have my country's blood right?
>>
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>>75784837
Atleast he isn't from Toronto LOL
>>
Who did finns have in the goal against France?
>>
>>75784853
We also have high concentration of native, irish and asian blood

Whats your point? Doesnt make the dutch any better than Grease
>>
>>75784853
They have your ancestors' blood. None of that shitskin mixed blood you have flowing in you.
>>
>>75784865
Korpisalo
>>
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guess who is playing tonight

czech, you better say your prayers
>>
>>75784822
good post
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>>75784883
Not if you have to face another Frenchman in the goal
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>>75784874
I'm actually 100% white. But I do get your point about the mixed shitskins we have walking around here. Truly saddening desu. Anyway, true dutchies are strong and have implanted themselves in the top 1% of the world. All you have is a fucking cuck for a PM
>>
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>>75784865
a finnish goaltender
>>
>>75784892
sipilä may be a lot of things, but cuck he isnt
>>
>>75784898
fuck off Pegga is gud
>>
>>75784910
I was referencing Truecuck, not finbro.
>>
Could a team of;
>Canadian good ol boy forwards
>Swedish defenceman
>Finnish goaltending

Beat a superteam of every other country?
>>
How badly will russia get beaten by germany?
>>
>>75784920
As long as it's not coached by Lauri Marjamäki
>>
>>75784920
No team can beat russian refs.
>>
>>75784944
https://youtu.be/ejsSHMUHZJE
you sure?
>>
>>75784892
You realize you only have to make 35k US dollars a year to be in the top 1% of the world, right?
>>
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>playing for relocation
>getting BTFO by Frogs

Whoa... so this is the power of the Golden Generation...
>>
>>75784957
You realize he's not talking about income, right?
>>
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>Reminder that /we/ are going to steal all your affordable and recently signed depth players and theres nothing that can be done about it

Stay mad, gayboys
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>>75784853
>thinking I have stinky smelly dutch blood
>>
>10 am start
Why dont they put the Canada game on later
>>
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This is Conrad McDermott and his retarded half brother Larry Dreyfus. Say something nice about them.
>>
>>75785124
>5pm here
feels good to have done my wagecucking allready and know that leafs have to still do it today
>>
Who /germany/ here?
>>
>>75785179
/anyonebutrussia/
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>mfw Buffalel took Sam fucking Reinhart over "Neon" Leon "The Skating "Final "Zyklon "Ubermensch" B" Solution" Holocaust" Draisaitl

Buffalel Buffaloes on absolute suicide watch.
>>
>>75785179
Me desu.
I want to witness intense butthurt in our media when we lose to the germans on the eve of 9 May.
>>
>>75785167
>every time some finn wants to watch their busts in the nhl they have to stay up until the middle of the night

feels good
>>
>>75785179
/USSlayer/
>>
Hey guys did you hear that Finland lost to France?
>>
>>75785216
fake news
>>
>>75785216
Wrong timeline, Cletus
>>
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I have to go to Norway this next week, is there anyway to keep from posting under that mongol flag other than to Proxy?
>>
>>75785216
Was Bulju playing?
>>
>>75785216
In what? Football?
>>
>>75785234
He played in the 3rd period.
>>
>>75785234
5 minutes and 38 seconds
>>
>>75785245
>>75785265
>not playing /ourfinn/ 1RW
Well there's your problem.
>>
Belarus still can win
>>
BASED germans beating some russian ass
>>
>>75782121
a yellow version of this would be based
>>
>>75782121

Looks like a minor league ripoff of the fucking laffs to be completely desu
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Sad!
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And all of this on the 8th of november of course
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lmao
>>
germany will win
>>
Why doesn't Kanada score goals? I thought they were a hockey country.
>>
>>75785014
Would it be the most Nashville thing for the Preds to protect their top 4 and still lose a defenseman?
>>
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>getting defeated on the day of defeat.
Who would have guessed
>>
>>75785492
They're against mighty Belarus
>>
Draisaitl would dominate russians
>>
>>75785201
>middle of the night
more like 8am, thank fuck i live on welfare
>>
>amerilards lost to this
>>
>>75785498
P
O
T
T
E
R
Y
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Cmon Germany, entertain me.
>>
>>75784562
>in b4 McMeme gets smothered by Nashville defensive pairings
>>
For some reason i hate oleg znarok
>>
>the schland of deutsch
>>
>>75785565
Everybody hates him.
>>
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>>75785565
I love his daughter
>>
>>75785565
You are not alone, he's hated here as well.
Well, at least he's not as bad as this new finnish coach.
>>
>>75784891
underrated
>>
>>75785575
I like you.
>>
>>75785577
i like him. what now ?
>>
>>75785565
http://youtu.be/yhkrA_KcJ9k
>>
>>75785592
Lauri paskamäki is the worst coach i have ever seen.
>>
>>75785594
can you explain it
is your goalie french?
>>
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>>75785575
>>75785609
>>
>>75785609
:)
>>
>>75785625
Francouz means Frenchman in chechnian
>>
>>75785610
He's a good coach for Dinamo Riga, but now he's out of his depth.
>>
>>75785610
Who are you?
>>
>>75785612
>This video is not available.
>>
>>75785643
Mrazek is starting instead so 4-3 binland
>>
Give your power to belaruse
>>
>>75785673
dubs and belarus comes back and wins
>>
>>75783590
Sylvan Park
>>
>Hagger banned for atleast 1 game
>Rieder out with knee injury
>Another player injured

I'm sad for Germany. Not that they are losing, but they are losing important players for must-win games. Greiss gets injured and Germany is done.
>>
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Reminder
>>
>>75785714
What comes around goes around
>>
with finns you win
>>
>>75785755
dubs confirm
>>
>>75785755
With finns you let 5 in
>>
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAL
>>
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>>
rapin like in 1945
>>
May 8 is just not your lucky day, Hans.
>>
>>75784579
>Mfw oilels give us the curse breaking game 7 win
>>
Can skinner only score meme goals?
>>
>>75785800
>Shorks beat Oilels 7-0
>Oilels reply with OT win

>Oilels beat duckz 7-1
>Ducks reply with OT win

Its Pottery
>>
>>75785800
Quacks will choke on the pressure and remain a meme.
>>
>>75785798
Now if only Russia would get 4 more goals, it would be too perfect
>>
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Isn't it liberation day today?
>>
Ray Ferraro and Gord Miller just BTFO European players
>>
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>>75785821
this.

literal poetry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sav8xG2JY_k
>>
lol, germany gets brazil´d
>>
TODAY WE WILL FEAST WITH CZECH BLOOD
>>
what meme country will the usa lose to today? is east timor in this tournament?
>>
>>75785848
SWEDEN
>>
>>75785848
Islamic Caliphate of Swedistan
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Morning, lads.
>>
>>75785860
half of these me.
>>
>>75785860
All me
>>
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>>75785860
Oh it's the salty burger again.
>>
>it's another canada wins international championships episode
literally who can stop them
>>
>>75785878
they don't win teen hockey much now that other countries care
>>
>>75785860
Poccия! Poccия! Poccия!
>>
>>75785860
You should be banned for being autistic
Your mom doesn't love you faggot LOL
>>
>>75785878
not even the monstars
>>
>>75785881
>they don't win teen hockey much now that every other country uses our development system

ftfy
>>
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Finns win 4 1 today
>>
>rags
>>
>>75785881
>caring about the world memesters
>>
>>75785894
I hope not, I've bet X on FIN+2
>>
>>75785894
based ally
>>
>>75785894
I hope so, I could not ignore odds on Winland
>>
>>75785913
cuck
>>
>>75785901
>not caring about the only relevant international tournament
>>
>>75785917
>only relevant international tournament
>not division i
step up senpai
>>
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what's the point of patronizing?
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>>75785894
Czechs win 4 1 today
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Which of the three fans are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbQVxVtzUeY
>>
reminder finland lost 5-1 to france
>>
Have you seen Finlands greatest hockey fan Lärvinen?
https://youtu.be/krJq9Sh7HVM
>>
>>75785935
Kek
>>
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>>75785913
>betting against your own
>>
>>75785954
Not by using your Prime Minister's logic
>If you beat your enemies, you lose
We won
>>
>>75785964
why is he so fat? Is he american?
>>
what time is the last meme game today so all the yuroshits will FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
>>
to [email protected]

Dear ameriburger,

Stop being so mad

t. me
>>
>>75785976
he is from hesa
>>
>>75785978
Don't shart yourself over it.
>>
>>75785971
>losing money on purpose
>>
Are you guys unironically watching Skoda cup? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>
>>75786000
then dont bet at all?
>>
Why can't you sell draft picks in NHL 09 that's so retarded
>>
TOP KEK CZECH SHITS
>>
>7,5 hours till Caps/Pongs
Wat do?
>>
>>75786042
nhl 09?
>>
>>75786015
why? I can always get my money back by betting against Slovakia
>>
>>75786043
>losing to baguettes
>>75786051
yeah I'm playing NHL 09 with 2014 rosters
>>
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>>75785978
day of the diet when
>>
Lauri marjamäki is a swedish agent. Thats the only logical reason why we are so bad. He wants to drag golden generation down.
>>
>>75786065

>GB
>a country with more per capita obesity than any other country in the world
>telling other countries to diet
>>
>>75786059
gl with that with 1.001 odds
>>
Man, no clean sweep
>>
>ra
>si
>ya
>>
>>75786072
>muh alternative facts
>>
should i bet on muslims or mexicans today? why are odds for USA so high
>>
>7-1 incoming
>>
>>75786078
Who cares, this game is boring, more scoring always better.
>>
>>75785935
unironically 3
>>
belaRUSED
>>
>>75786072
>yank spouts incorrect facts
shocking turn of events desu

btw palau is the most obese, you're 12th, we're 27th
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>>75786111
putin will send his hackers to fix the score
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>>75786072
>per capita
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>>75786092
>should i bet
no
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>>75786126
stop being swedish
>>
really REALLY like the belarus flag
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>>75785492
thanks for the bants finbro, kicked our boys right into gear
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>>75786126
i have literally no money left only 0.50€, i will bet on today hockey and tomorrow CL and hope for best
>>
>>75786114

Damn, the data I had must have been old

Still, more than a quarter of your population is obese, so glass houses and all that
>>
Sweden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dumb ugly retard smelly Finland
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Good goal.
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>>75786149
this
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>>75786149
no bully
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>>75786144
must be the fat cells attacking your retarded brain you mongoloid fuck
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>>75781456
FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE


Shame on Finland.
>>
>good guys
Preds
Snes

>okay guys
Ducks
Caps

>bad guys
>rags
Oilers

>kill it with fire guys
Pongs
>>
>francistan
>>
>>75786167
excellent list
>>
>>75786169
>fiveoneistan
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>he's not eating delicious chocolate donuts and coffee while watching the meme tourney
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>>75786188
>coffee
>not beer
>>
>>75786162
>win 5-1 against finland
>proceed to lose ∞-0 to rapefugees
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>>75786167
Shit list
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>>75786169
5-1
>>
>>75786214
66%
>>
So this Point lad is legit eh?
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>>75786214
>win in hockey game
>lose in life
hmm..
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>>75786169

Your national hero was nigger
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>>75786225
and you never even had a hero
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we are gonna destroy czech ribuli tonight
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>>75786223
I'm Macron, I have a better life than you
>>
>>75786220
not seeing the point you're making here
>>
>>75786167
>Good guys
Pongs
Snes

>Forgettable guys
Preds

>rags tier
>rags

>Bad guys
Ducks
Oilers
>>
>>75786226

>your national hero was russian officer
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>>75786144
>glass houses
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>
>>75786238
Excellent
>>
will swedes or americans win............. thats the question, does USA even have any NHL players on this tourney?
>>
>>75786230
he probably wasn't raped as a child so doubt it desu
>>
>>75786247
yeah but they cant even beat germany top KEK
>>
>>75786247
All of our players are still competing for the real prize.
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>>75786263
this cant be true
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>>75786225
Our national hero single-handedly slaughtered hundreds of you.
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>>75786242
a cosy village in yorkshire
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>>75786167
Objectively correct list. Why is Sweden the only yuronig to consistently produce quality posts?
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>>75786268
yeah, our players wont come at all :DDd
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>>75786241
>getting BTFO by their own officer
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>75786272
How many of you finniggers will sudoku when it's revealed to the world that simo hayha was a hack fraud who killed maybe 5 ruskies, tops?
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>>75786247
Big Willie will destroy USA
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>>75786292
[citation needed]
>>
>conceding 3 goals
>the siya of ra
>>
>>75786300
you dont need citation for alternative facts
>>
>>75786242

I guess there's a sillier way of saying "Don't throw stones in glass houses" in the Queen's
>>
legitimately think even we could beat belarus desu
>>
>>75786242
rasheed
>>
>>75786272
Oбoжaл в дeтcтвe мyмий тpoллeй
>>
>>75786313
Canada makes everyone look shit
>>
>>75786309
>"Don't throw stones in glass houses"
it's "those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" desu

(((not the bong you were replying to btw)))
>>
Thanks for the (you)s lads, now what's the fucking bet?
>>
True official list:
>Good Guys
Caps
Snes

>Okay guys
Preds ducks

>Bad guys
>oilels
Subhuman trashtier guys
>Pongs
>Rags
>>
>>75786365
swe 3 usgay 1
winland 4 czechs 2
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>>75786370
>what the fuck are they even doing in the 2nd round tier
Snes

fixed
>>
>>75786370
Shit list Toothpaste-kun
>>
>>75786365
swe 3 usa 2
fin 1 cze 4
>>
>>75786370
Not quite as good as Sven's up there, but still solid. You got the important ones correct, so that's good.

A respectable 8/10. Good job.
>>
>>75786167
>Oil's top two blue liners are both Swedes
>Bad guys

??????
>>
>>75786388
t. butthurt Oilels fan
>>
Chechnya lines for today?
>>
>>75786394
his hate of canadians seeps into his shitty list
>>
>>75786389
>>75786377
Any reason not to bet on the Czechems?
>>
>>75786412
Betting Finland gives you more money and that France game was 4D chess, we're actually going to win gold
>>
Good guys:
>Preds
>Sens
>Oilers
>Pens
Bad guys:
>craps
>cucks
rags tier
>rags
>>
>>75786400
>t. Delusional caps fan

Presidents trophy automatically makes you a bad guy

That combined with their core is russian makes them subhuman tier
>>
>>75786389
KEK
>>75786412
well they are going to lose so theres that
>>
>>75786422
>pens
>good guys
never you cuck
>>
Is Pulju a bust or is he just really young?
>>
>>75786437
Childhood is hating CrosGod. Adulthood is realizing he is the best player in the league and a national treasure.
>>
>>75786412
Because the odds, Finns are actually not as shit as they looked yesterday
>>
>>75786441
turned 19 yesterday
He still has way to go but calling him a bust is just a meme
>>
>>75786426
Are you an avid CNN, NBC and Huffpost visitor?
>>
>>75786412
Should bet on Finns, after yesterday the odds are going to be good and I think our lads will come in with zeal to prove their worth
>>
>>75786449
I don't hate Crosby
I just want yinzers being able to say they have a legitimate dynasty. Pittsburgh is a shitty town.
>>
>>75786459
>le age meme

He had like 1 goal in 25 games.

I cant think of any nonbust top 5 pick that was that bad his first year
>>
>close the kanada game because they're not gonna score three in the last period
>they did

wew lad, hope suomi shits their pants again so i win money
>>
>>75786478
>legitimate dynasty
3 cups in 8 years isnt a dynasty, even by bettcucks standards
>>
>>75786492
2 cups in 2 years is.
>>
I seriously hope the Rangers and Ducks win their series. I want they maple syrup tears
>>
>>75786497
>2 cups in 2 years
>dynasty
m8
>>
why dont the canadian teams win the stan lee?
>>
Which is the worst city of canada, to be a fan of hockey and the NHL?
>>
>>75786441
So far, relative to Laine/Matthews/Tkachuk, yes, however I'll bet he'll have a solid career regardless. Kid has all the tools (good shot and release, big frame, not afraid to be physical, skates well) to make it in the game.

The issue I noticed when he was playing for the Oil was he's tends to swoon around a lot while skating, signs he was having serious issues adjusting to the smaller ice+faster game of the NHL (not used to the small agile skating movements), that and at 6'4" 205 lbs at 18 he's going to still be a bit gangly and adjusting to his size.

Get him on a steady diet of tight space skating drills focused on agility, and tell him not to shy away from dummying guys, and he'll have a killer career in the show.

Besides, Pulju had 8 pts in 28 games this year and was +5. Draisaitl in his first year only had 9 pts in 37 games and was -17. Look at the big German now.
>>
>>75786532
Vancouver
>>
>>75786532
Winnipeg
>>
>>75786532
Hongcouver
>>
>>75786480
>Joe Thornton
>#1 pick
>7 points in 55 games
>>
>>75786532
moronto
>>
>>75786480
Drai has 2 in 37 games. Guy played like dog shit his first year
>>
>>75786552
>>75786559
The good thing about Vancouver is that they have never won the stanley cup.
>>75786553


Already confirmed that winnipeg will have team in the canadian premier league (soccer league)
>>
hockey? more like hocgay lol
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MEME FINAL STILL ON
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>>75786594
>implying oilels can beat preds
>>
>>75786604
>implying preds won't succumb to >finnish goaltending
>>
>>75786561
Joe Thorton is the worst captain in the history of professional sports
>>
>>75786619
with the preds dcore that isnt happening
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>>75786520
Rangers and Ducks are also the only remaining teams that do not have a nigger on it.

If you root for a team with a nog on it, you are part of the problem.
>>
>>75786627
You still can't call him a bust.
>>
>Jonathan Gibshit is the future of american goaltending
wew lads
>>
>>75786634
t. pekker pekkerlainen
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why isn't Memethews playing in the Euromeme tournament?
>>
Why are Finns so based?
>>
>>75786680
you try living between r*ssians and sw*des
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>>75786666
>Carey Price eliminated by the >Rags offense in the FIRST round
>Carey Price has a Joe Thornton tier NHL career
Is there a more overrated goalie?
He's only good on team Canada, but even Mike Smith looks good on team Canada. Its the easiest team to play goalie for.
>>
>>75786688
Well we have based Norway north of us and based estonia south of us.
>>
>>75786694
He looks good on the habs too, too bad the habs can't score for shit.
>>
>>75786694
Gibshit sv pct: .903
Price sv pct: .933
KEK
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>>75786167
worst possible list imaginable, quality work as always swedecuck
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today:

finns really step it up, solid three periods

aho gets a hattrick but the opponent strikes back and makes it even stevens

bulju :D järvi :D to get the winning goal on OT
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>>75786710
>gets pulled twice
>woah it lowered his save percentage
no shit, but thats playoff hockey on teams that actualyl try to win games.
>>75786709
literally does not.
I've watched him get eliminated year after year. Canadians make excuses for his soft glove hand and the fact he has been known to struggle with high shots his whole career.

Dude is overrated. Lundqvist is unironically a much better goalie even at his current age. The >Rags play like retards in front of him and he still has some magic in his game.

Price has a good team in front of him, including Weber(who is supposed to be good) and can't even make an ECF.
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>>75786749
>Price has a good team in front of him, including Weber(who is supposed to be good) and can't even make an ECF.

fuck kreider
>>
>>75786749
>gets pulled
>amerishart tries to spin this into a good thing
top pathetic
Gibshit will never be an elite goalie.
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>>75781456
I already know how this is gonna end, I placed a 1000€ bet on the other team. Fuck Finland and our shitty team
>>
>Good guys
>rags
>Preds

>Okay guys
>Oilels
>Snes

>Bad guys
>Pongs
>Ducks

>Lel guys
>Caps
>>
>>75786765
Geez dude what the fuck is wrong with this bulju guy?
>>
>>75786780
>Nahville Subbans
>good

>canadians
>ok

ummmm try again, sweetie.
>>
>>75786794
he was patiently waiting on jakke so the two of them could go for some tasty pizza
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>>75786680
shitposting skills, self-deprecating sense of humor
>>
>>75786794
i don't know either, that type of attitude is the reason shit like yesterday happens
>>
>>75786808
>>75786808
>>75786808
>>
>>75786794
Mental warfare nigga. You destroy the pussy ass nigga mentally so he folds over like a japanese paper thing when bulju comes to shove.
>>
Team Sweden as a pretty huge edge at Defense but has Landeskog as a first line forward. Which denotes how thin they are this year.

Team USA has extremely young defense, but an edge at forward depth.
Team USA has a slight edge at goaltending.

so what are the predictions?
Do our kids get memed on or do the memeing?
will Kikeal become visible?
>>
>>75786574
Wasnt he on a line with Yakupov his rookie season?
>>
Good guys
>rags
>snes
Okay guys
>lels
>craps
Bad guys
>cucks
>pongs

Femto tier
>pk sambo and the redditors
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