OFFICIAL SPURS @ ROCKETS GAME THREAD #2

>>75779828
First

All the cute girls live in Houston

HARD3N

Spurs are gonna win. Digits.

game is over

2nd for the queen of /nba/

>>75779859
How is she so fuckin cute?

AND3RSON

all the games are blowouts

This series will go to 7 but Spurs win because Murray is playing at an all star level

>>75779848
oh my god someone bought the 4 chan pass

>>75779859

what did she mean by this facial expression?

>>75779859
i can't read the emotion in her face

must be a dead android robot thing

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>>75779849

>>75779859
too tan in the new vid. I assume she's done with BLACKED if she's not retaining her pastiness.

>>75779890
wow delet this

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BALL GAME

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rate my doggo

Murray has honestly looked pretty good for the most part.

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>>75779868
Blame the losing team for getting blown out
>>75779887
>>75779864

>time to power up
>tfw you cant

What the fuck was that Simmons?? Dude let me leave Anderson open that's a good idea!!

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>>75779880
>He has to solve a catchpa every time he posts

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>>75779828
GOD DANG HARDEN

Ryno on a role

>this dancing mexican grandpa

>>75779905
He has no one guarding him lol

>>75779909
The way he's been shooting this series is think so too

>>75779859
Delete this

>>75779903
that would be the 19th minuite of the 4th hour of what piece of media exactly?

>>75779909
Spurs have abandoned the defensive strategy from last game

Why does Huston have a bear mascot?

jfc all of this chucking

>>75779940
>>75779940
It's a mouse
no wonder you don't get citizenship

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this tacobell ad makes one think

>>75779931
>the city of houston

>>75779940
They weren't allowed to have a mascot tiny cock

>>75779940

>No bears in Houston

EXPLAIN, SPICS.

>using your daughter to get a free basketball
Parents are the worst

>>75779952
it's a bear
http://www.nba.com/rockets/clutch/

yeah rockets are winning this series, as long as their role players stay confident and keep shooting they are just a better team for this era of apehoop. chuck the 3s all day

based nigger simmons

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>david lee

>>75779954
>white tortilla on that burrito
When did taco bell claim national socialist?

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>>75779940

No clue. I always thought a monkey would be better since they have sent monkeys to space

how can you not post up lou williams david lee you retard

>>75779970
he looks bizarre without the mustache

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>post yfw the nba is only meme chucking now

Its a Texas shootout boys

BIG DICK BEV.

God damnit stop switching spurs

>>75779970
D'Antoni's going to be half as crusty as pop next year if he doesn't start scraping the barnicles

CHUCKING
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>>75779998

PLAY DEDMON POP
DAVID LEE SUCKS YOU OLD FUCK

>D'Antoni
>tries to be likable and talk a lot in the quarter interview
>0 rings
>Pop
>short and to the point
>6 rings (after this year)

Lol

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>that iphone ad

>>75780012
Ssshh. Just let pop do his magic.

for ME, the ideal woman would be half mexican half vietnamese

i don't know how she'd look past 30 DESU

>>75780025
This
>no capela
>no nene
>simmons scoring with athleticism

Need an athletic big in there

>>75779998
komiko poster a cute. come back to /heem/ pls

Houston hoes!

Spurs need to just start chucking 3s to get back into this thing
Just sit Green and Mills in the corner and slash and kick to them every play and hope something happens

how is harden so fucking fat?

>>75780041
Like Steph Curry

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>Eric Gordon with 22 off the bench
wew

HARD3N

HARD3N

HARD3N

>>75780066
you should be asking why there are no competitors in the nba to motivate him to sculpt his body

HARD3N

yeah pop gave up GG

see ya saturday

>>75780082
>>75780085
>>75780086
Woah

>>75780066
He's not, He's just thick

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HARD3N

>>75780089
>you should be asking why there are no competitors
the warriors who will sweep him in the WCF

why did pop give up early

I've been drinking about 12 beers a night for years now and finally am quitting to lose weight

How much should I expect to lose the first month? I'm 5'10 240lbs

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>>75780082
>>75780085
>>75780086

>>75780066
Laziness

>>75780089
are you saying that harden is such a lazy shit that he needs people to explicitly tell him to lay off the junk food, or are you saying that there are no sculpted pg's in this league?

>>75780078

its hard to pick who should be 6th man of the year. him or lou

>>75780111
76 pounds

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>>75780054
b-but I'm not even the same person, I swear!

>>75780111
About 2 pounds

>>75780106
>inb4 Pop Loses Purposelyfags

>>75780118
I'm saying he makes professionals look like highschoolers at the top of the key nightly

apparently you dont need to be in perfect shape for that

>>75780111
12 beers a night? you'd lose atleast 10lbs assuming you eat the exact same everywhere else.

>implying Harden needs to be sculpted

Not everyone has Westbrook's play style

what pornstar should i fap to tonight???

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this is what it looks like after harden bites into an apple

LMAO his teeth are fucked up

>>75780127
pls come back I'll protect you :3

>>75780131

Losing is for winners, la.

are the wizards the only real 90s style grit team in the playoffs? they endlessly talk shit and act like niggers on and off the court.

>>75780142

Leslie Jones

I fucking hate when my team loses. Like it's not just the loss but the fact that I have to wait another 2 days for them to play again and hopefully win

>>75780066
He's not fat retard, he's strong and athletic. Having a six pack doesn't make you a better athlete than someone who doesn't.

DEAD GRANDPA
DEAD GRANDPA
DEAD GRANDPA
DEAD GRANDPA

>>75780142
sunny lane

where can i find a girl like her, minus the whole porno thing?

>>75780149
You'd think with millions of dollars he could afford to get his fucking teeth fixed.

Can't we just skip this farce and see Cavs vs Warriors already?

>>75780142
aria alexander

>>75780118

well he used to be fatter in high school and only got motivated to his current weight due to the current competition. so maybe

>>75780132
no you don't need to be sculpted to chuck 3's and shoot 20 ft's a game

>>75780142
Paige vanzant

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>>75780189

>>75780202
Michele waterson

>>75780132

Harden is going to lose a lot of his effectiveness once the league reviews it's foul rules this off-season

>>75780142
Sara Jay

Why haven't the Rockets played Harrell?

>>75780197
>you dont need to have a washboard midsection to be the best player in the national basketball association
>why doesn't this player in the national basketball association no have a washboard midsection?
can u pick one fampai

>>75780142
ELSA "QUEEN" JEAN

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>>75780154
ok, I will. Don't let the meanies bully me ok?

Haha can't wait for another epic Pop interview where he trolls a bunch of interviewers

>>75780233
>Texas, I thought you were white?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

t. Texan

>>75780233
Whites are football fans, Texas is like a breeding state for football players

>>75780238
Honestly please do not come back to /heem/

>>75780229
harden isn't even a top 5 active player m8

are u implying we cant afford to ship in the best players regardless? Being from a destitute state and possibly (almost 100%) municipality, i'm sure it must be a strange concept for you

>>75780233
>Another race bait post that has nothing to do with basketball

>>75780233

lol no

>>75780142
Samantha 38g

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>>75780238

crying so hard rn

>>75780233
Newsflash, yankee, the south is full of black people, thats why y'all faggots are so liberal up there.

>>75780233
>>75780263

I really don't understand why teams just don't hire some big nigger fresh out of prison to go out and injure Harden. Just go right at his legs

>>75780142
Gianna

>>75780301
>Newsflash, yankee
holy shit kill yourself

>>75780317
Not an argument

>>75780314
because this is a multi billion dollar industry
not the play ground in your impoverished city's middle school

>>75780111
how many calories are in your beer? 200? 50?

>>75780317
Oh im sorry, he said NW not the NE.

Newsflash, Canadian.

>>75780337
I did the math and I'm consuming about 1500 calories a day in alcohol alone

dere go dat bald headed bich again

wew lads

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>>75780361
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>75780314
Another dumbass neet who doesn't understand how the real world works. As if senpai would ever be caught without security.

WHY DO WE NOT PLAY BOBBY BROWN DURING THE ACTUAL GAME

HE'S FUCKING GOOD

>>75780354
you're probs gonna lost a good chunk of weight but 12 beers a day sounds kind of alcoholic............

>>75780374

Rockets have a good assortment of qts.

>>75780374
the most handsome asian man in the city next to the schlubbiest schlub in the nation

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>anon if you keep ignoring me for basketball im going to break up with you!

>>75780374
Huh, never thought I'd see Jeremy Lin back in a Rockets uniform

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>>75780408
bye bitch

>>75780408
>anonnette if you dont stop wearing so much makeup im going to break up with you and fuck a birthday cake

>>75780408
hnngg why isn't sexual slavery legal?

>>75780415

heh

>>75780425
Greg popazit
>pop a zit

>>75780408
>>75780433
This has to be samefagging taht chick looks like shit

>Pop running off like a cockroach

>>75779828
IS POP AT FAULT FOR THIS LOSS?!?!

This series is gona go to 7 if Houston doesn't win in SA.

>>75780408
>alt girls

nigga no

>>75780408
>dating trannies

>>75780453
how insightful

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he wont look at allie

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>>75780142
Sasha Grey

>>75780408
sorry but I cannot love your old lady hands :(

>>75780465
he got two lazy eyes bruh

>>75780408
Get your stinky ass hair away from me.
>But let me touch ya boob before you go

Are we going to have a gamethread for American Race?

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>>75780463

>>75780507
yes

Charbark says parker was not playing well, he is full of it

>>75780751
It's hard to play well with a busted quad tendon. Are you sure he was talking about Parker not playing well _today_?

>>75781015
he was talking about before that anon is deaf

>>75780408
>tattooed degenerate
Your Uber is waiting.

>>75780465
he knows she could never be satisfied with a little door stopper, and is too ashamed to look her in the eye because of this

Harden MVP Lets GOOOOOO fuckbois