Talladega Race Thread #2
BIG ONE
Coming soon
2nd for clit
Is Bobby allison the biggest underdog of NASCAR?
Who /ragsinabox/ here
Calling it, Bayne or Kasey cause the big one.
Based camera dude
>>75770675
Füg:D
>>75770705
rip to that brave soul
F
I want someone run Nascar races just like crank it up with no ads.
>>75770679
>that 70's daytona font
muh dick
Reposting for input. Should there be a Canadian and/or other non-U.S. race included?
Here's an actual, plausible schedule:
1. Daytona
2. Atlanta
3. Martinsville
4. Las Vegas
6. Long Beach street circuit
7. California
8. Phoenix
9. Texas
10. Pikes Peak (oval, with invitational hill climb)
11. Road Atlanta
12. Kentucky
13. Kansas
14. Michigan
15. Road America
16. Charlotte (the 600)
17. Dover
18. VIR
19. Loudon
19. Chicago
20. Eldora
21. Gateway
22. Indianapolis
23. Watkins Glen
24. Milwaukee Mile
25. Darlington
26. Richmond (cutoff for Chase field)
27. Homestead
27. Iowa
28. Talladega (End Chase segment )
29. COTA
30. North Wilksboro
31. Pocono (End Chase gment 2)
32. Bristol
33. Rockingham
34. Daytona infield (End Chase segment 3)
35. Daytona
>editors are drunk
Cover for them.
honestly wish the nascar production team would stop showing this fancy camera shit and just show the race like years ago
>>75770752
>Monza Oval?
>Twin Ring Motegi?
> Calder Park?
those cameras are sweet as fuck
>>75770752
autism
Commercial big Juan incoming
>the reason the camera work is shit is because they aren't fearing for their lives and are sitting in the infield in a bunker
The analyst team is replaced by announcers like the ones at horse racing events, that only announce positions and time gaps, as well as other simple info.
Is it better or worse than what we have now?
The big one is going to happen under commercial isn't it
>>75770745
We don't get ads with our coverage, we just get the in car camera of particular cars pointed at the driver and the sound of the car.
Whos a better restrictor plate driver: Junior or Senior?
>>75770752
Reposting response
>Long Beach street circuit
Yes yes and more yes!
>>75770819
Gordon
>>75770780
Wouldn't the ovals at Monza and Calder Park need massive repave projects?
Just watching to see if I get a free bloomin' onion tomorrow desu lads
>>75770819
Gordon
>>75770818
Oh this ad break is showing the actual race. No commentary or anything , just the sounds of the cars
Seriously,
which brand would you like to see in NASCAR?
>Buick, Cadillac, Lincoln
>>75770819
Superspeedway racing in Junior's era is arguably more difficult than in Earnhardt's because the field is closer together and the races are more determined by bravado and luck than having one of the 10 fastest cars.
Cheat Knaus to the lead
cant even watch fucking races anymore with all of these commercials, shit is turning into the NFL
>>75770815
Wouldn't that basically be MRN doing the TV coverage?
>>75770819
Gordon
>>75770850
>saab
>>75770780
Motegi got fucked after the earthquake
>>75770850
None, but if I had to choose, Buick.
>>75770819
ALLISONS
>>75770752
A virtual event where the drivers play iRacing to cash in on the esports hype
>>75770874
No it didn't.
>>75770850
Pagani
>>75770850
bring back doge first then honda or nissan.
>>75770850
Kia
>>75770819
Jr is not a good driver period
>>75770850
Those are all Luxury Brands and would not go to nascar
is this another "jimmie johnson starts bad and ends up winning the race" episode?
>>75770899
Yes, it did, the oval is/was unusable
BIG JUAN PABLO INCOMING LADS
>>75770694
Always
>>75770924
Buick was in NASCAR you fuck
>>75770924
>14 brands have raced in NASCAR, can you name 10?
yeah play every spotter at once thank you liberty mutual ill buy some coverage tonight
>>75770862
>>75770852
>>75770842
>You now remember when Gordon won talladega and the fans showered him with beer cans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwd8I6tegvc
>>75770694
I'm more of a /safteykleen/ guy
>>75770924
>Big One with 30 to go
I'm stickin' to it
>>75770957
>>75770958
I know that they have raced in nascar in the past but now they wouldn't go to series with their brands as they are now.
>>75770850
Honda
>another commercial
haha :)
Surprised no one got upside down in either race yesterday
>commercial
>come back to show 20 seconds of race
>commercial
>>75770984
>now remember
I could never forget
>>75770850
>>75770924
Lincoln was a possibility not too long ago
>>75771000
>>75771026
Go on the bloody Premier stream then you munters
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/motor-sport/28018/nascar-sprint-cup-geico-500-live-stream
>>75770958
dodge plymouth chrysler chebby buick pontiac oldsmobile amc ferd mercury toyoder
all i can think of off the top of my head, who else is there?
>>75771026
>>75771000
they are trying to get their contractually-obligated commercials out of the way before the big one
we need a /racing/ topic on 4chan
>>75770752
I like your list, but I cannot even comprehend anyone preferring a race at COTA over a race at Mosport.
Onboard lap of Mosport:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoQJAVfNC4g
>>75771060
Hudson, Jag?
>>75770958
Ford, Chevrolet, Toyota, Dodge, Pontiac, Plymouth, Chrysler, Buick, Mercury, Volkswagen, Jaguar
>>75770828
Monza just got repaved a few years ago. There are bigger issues with the banked sections of track than the surface though (the single steel guardrail, for one)
>>75771060
hudson, cadillac, jaguar, studebaker, nash
>fox doesn't use the Las Vegas odds
>>75770850
Mercedes :^)
>>75771074
do you mean a board?
we have motorsport thread every week
the one for this week just died btw
>>75771191
yes, a board
>>75771198
harvick please wreck logano
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CRASHES
>>75771198
As much as I love motorsport the traffic would not justify it's existence.
i've had the TV muted for awhile, did they ever say if larson's car got fixed or not? after s2 he was having fender issue or something
>>75771231
He had an alternator or something in the charging system go bad
Had to change batteries between stages
>>75771230
maybe it would be justified with all the f1 fags
>>75771198
Don't need a whole board for the ~3 racing treads in /sp/ every week (/f1/ + an American racing thread + motor/sp/ort)
>>75771198
Disagree. Using the same general here on the shit show of /sp/ helps bring /turnleft/, sporty car guys, and other weirdos together. I like it.
>>75771056
>you munters
british insults are always super cute, love you :3
>>75771264
Would you really want a repeat situation of /asp/ except it wouldn't be wrestling this time?
>>75771230
if the quest board became its own thing separate from /tg/ i'm sure /msp/ would survive
rolling for the winner
>>75771318
fuck you
Where big Juan
>>75771318
Please no
>>75771318
delet this
>>75771264
Look at /asp/ as an example of a board that has a single topic/focus. It attracts the worst of the worst autism.
>>75771266
I also see a MotoGP thread pop up when they race.
>>75771342
>>75771348
>>75771353
guys, do you hate quile?
fuck off with your new fucking boards redditors
>>75771269
I think this way too, everything cordoned off into it's own separate thread leads to nothing worthwhile.
When someone goes to motor/sp/ort general saying "my local race doesn't start for 3 hours, anything else on" and they end up watching a stream of a series they never even heard about before, that's awesome.
>>75771376
its just more fun to watch him throw tantrums when he loses
>>75771379
this
>>75771383
This
>>75771383
being exposed to things/ideas that fall outside your specific interests, but within the general topic, is good for you and what makes 4chan good
also,
where the fuck is THE BIG ONE?
>>75771376
Does it really need to be explained?
He's a crybaby
Blames everyone else for his own problems
Has BARELY matured in his 12 years of cup
Thinks he's top stuff because he whips development drivers in the lower two tier series.
Could have been a cup champion much earlier had he dedicated all his time to cup.
Coming to the part of the race where I start having to take a piss every other ad break just from nerves
Anyone else have this happen during Talladega races?
Wait, I was watching soccer and just came back, why is Sadler driving?
>>75771447
Top 10 and kids eat free
>>75771442
sweating through my socks
>>75771428
>where the fuck is THE BIG ONE?
>Cheering for wrecks during a decent race
>Gibbs 1-5
F
>>75771439
b-but he has 170 wins combined
>>75771493
JGRWINSLOL
>>75771318
Look what you have done
>single file JGR 1 2 3 4 5
>>75771318
why
>>75771318
Dammit, Juan.
>>75771495
He's not Petty nor will he ever be.
>>75771503
somehow, i like kyle because people hate him
[Hoots debris spotting intensifies]
>>75770882
Fuck Bobby and Donnie
>>75771318
Rolling for the non-crybaby winner.
cawshun coming
>Five Toyotas in a line running interference
>>75771522
petty won 200 racing against poor drivers with no money, no competition until pearson and allison
>put it alt put it alt bottle cap near the back stretch
>>75771548
Go watch indycar juan
>>75771548
petty raced at the top level of his sport, it wasn't his fault everyone else was poor and sucked
Kyle goes down into lower series for his wins
damnit
He dead
>Blaney is kill
RIP Blaney
fucking blaney
Why is Mello Yellow's can design so shit now
Also rip
BAIN
>>75771578
and thats why he has 38 wins in cup?
BLANEY NO
blaney used all his speed at the end of s2
RIP
>baywatch
>rated r
>blaney
>lap cars
rolling for the winner
How did Blaney not collect Danica?
>>75770994
Close in every regard
Not a big one
fuck off gaulding
small one
will we even get a medium one at this point
NOOO BLANEY
2 candidates done
pit stops when?
>>75771602
Trying to make people think it's an energy drink.
>>75771614
>baywatch
Are they out of original ideas? Every movie is a remake of something shitty.
>>75771629
For hoots
>>75771623
>kills Blaney
>goes on to win from laps down
Based whoeverthefuckisinthe23thisyear
>>75771623
>Gaulding
Why did Keselowski clear himself when the field was trying to pass a lapped car?
rip
shit weekend
95 IN THE WALL
>>75771681
calm down, morgan shepard
>>75771693
RIP McQueen
>yfw Jr. wins
>>75771715
>>75771693
Is lightning mcqueen elite?
>Blaney wrecked trying to pass the SunFrog car
Why couldn't kek have smote someone /sp/ dislikes?
>>75771737
Dale with it
>>75771758
kek is a God of chaos, not justice
NASCAR CLASSIFICATION
GOD TIER
>Bobby Allison
>Cale yarborough
>Kyle Petty
>Dale Earnhardt
>David Pearson
GREAT TIER
>Jeff Gordon
>Jimmie Johnson
>Darrell Waltrip
>Mark Martin
GOOD TIER
>Kyle Busch
>Krut
>Kenseth
>Harvick
Prove me wrong (protip: you CANT)
>>75771782
You're a Colombian, your opinion is invalid
>>75771782
gordon deserves god-tier just for being the greatest heel of all time
>>75771782
>Kyle Petty
>>75771782
>kyle petty
>>75771782
>GOD TIER
>Kyle Petty
>>75771797
CALM DOWN DONALD
>>75771797
This
>>75771782
>God Tier
>>Kyle Petty
wut
>>75771782
Need a Ricky in with that Bobby
>>75771782
>Kylel Petty
Congolombia pls
Why wasn't kyle petty a better driver?
that was the best chance of the big one
RIP
>this colombian
>>75771782
JJ deserves to be god tier, as much as I don't like him
Why dont they ever turn right? Why dont they do these races like a football or basketball game, half going one way then half going the other way?
>>75771841
he sucked
>>75771841
the ponytail
>>75771782
I didn't know Juan Pablo shitposted on /sp/
>>75771836
IT WAS A MISTAKE, SORRY GUYS >>75771826
>>75771816
>>75771815
>>75771808
>>75771856
too annoying to have to shift pit crews around
BIG ONE BOYS
BIG
FUCKING
ONE
>24th
>SNEAK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO
LEL NO HOOTERS
big one achieved.
>AJ Adderall
THERE IT IS!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG ONE
Fucking Dinger
BIG JUAN
2 flippers on this big one.
BIG
ONE
HOLY SHIT TWO FLIPS IN ONE CRASH
BIG JUAN
>Dinger
big juan
B I G J U A N
I
G
J
U
A
N
DA BIG ONE
BIGGUN
>3 trying to channel his inner Dale and kill himself
NO!
rip the penske cars
There it is
BIG JUAN MAKES AN APPEARANCE
Dubs and Jimmie wins
>WORST
>JUAN
>EVER
BIG JUAN
Sideways and airborne and all around.
TOP KEK
NO NOT DANICA
>>75771782
>it
No Texas Terri
>>75771843
You're no Nostradamus
>starts talking about chase
>he wrecks
BIG JUAN
FFS DINGER REEEEE
>Almond Nigger
>20 to go
10 off BSA
BOI
DAS GROß EIN
>Sneak Jr
>>75771939
Swap AJ in there.
>we do have a camera inside, but the anetenna is busted
lel imagine switching to the camera and seeing a mauled head inside bleeding out
Jr just squeezed by that
god i thought chase was heading for a russell phillips
GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCESS
>>75771916
>>75771921
>>75771926
>>75771927
>>75771937
>>75771939
That's literally never been funny
>>75770616
>everyone is ded
Really activates my Almonds
>dancehall horn
fuck this canadian memer streamer
>crashed 3 with the window net up and no movement
Not gonna lie I started to tear up there
Hopefully the roof isn't caved in like with Newman that one crash otherwise we will have to wait while they extricate AJ by cutting the roof off.
This didn't look nearly as bad as that though.
>>75771985
mlyp
Chase driving like a dumbass at plate tracks what else is new.
That was a really strange accident. I thought Elliott and Allmendinger were both going over for about three seconds there.
>>75771981
not sure how it stayed out of the fence
>>75771985
JUNIOR DIDNT CRASH
ITS MEANT TO BE
ITS DESTINY
>>75771977
Yeah that could totally happen
JGRorJJwinslol
What a cunt
you killed your channel, retard
fucking henno2.0. nuke leafs now
Will McMurray be in 4th now?
I want him to win
>you could push the car with your finger and you could spin it around at that speed
i highly, highly doubt that
>you now remember Newman being stuck upside down for 3 hours and the following rage
>you now remember Newman being stuck upside down for 3 hours and the following rage
>>75772060
I don't, which race was that?
Danica got fucking smashed
>turn on the race and
>see the 47 upside down
WTF happened?
AJ should be in sportscars desu
>>75772056
They've been repeating that meme at least since I started watching 18 years ago
>Danicles
>>75771975
One of these days, I will make it for every driver. Today is not that day.
Danica done again. Top Kek. She needs to retire her horse face home
>Dancia gets slammed into the inside wall of dega for the second year in a row
I love it
WHAT THE FUCK WAS AJ THINKING?
Damn.
No pussy for Sticky tonight.
Danica got whacked by the inside wall again.
CRASHMENDINGER RUNNING IN PLATE TRACKS,
WRONG
>just remember there's a driver in every single one of those cars
woah
WHAT?!
>big impact 4 danica
Logano's car was destroyed
>There is a driver in every one of those cars
That's a funny way of saying passenger
>>75772144
>>75772126
DW is a modern DaVinci
>>75772155
At that point, yeah, they are lol
Our protagonist has made it through The Big One! Give him your energy!
>>75772060
>>75772072
Who was raging then?
>>75772080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EToiFq7nsjc
He got stuck upside down, the roof was smashed in, so they had to flip it and cut him out.
Holy hell that hit for Danica
why is it called "the big one"?
>>75772101
This. Expect I'm use to them saying hand
JUNYA MADE IT THROUGH!
WEBM WHEN?
>talladega - worlds fastest junkyard
a lot of great quotes the past 5 minutes
Danica is the queen of hard hits at speedways
Also dale jr with the superhuman catlike reflexes
>that 32 car
another concussion for danica?
>>75772174
because BAYNE was involved
>>75772174
corporate branding
>>75772168
Fuck off, we all know who the real hero is
>Easy, easy, easy, shit -- hold your brakes
>>75772169
>That 5 year stretch where new man seemed to end up on his roof every time they went to dega
>>75772188
She's cute, what's her name?
webm when?
>>75772191
I would gladly marry danica desu
>>75772212
>being this new
>>75772184
First race?
>>75772212
>She
>>75772238
uh nope
>>75772212
>>75772235
le olde b8
>>75772212
That's some pretty good bait, I'll have to say.
>>75772212
Here we go.... Here's your (you)
>>75772212
same, i bet her pussy is tight af
>>75772247
THANK YOU CLAUDIO
>Whitt
>>75772194
Nice meme, oh don't mind the pic my finger slipped
Rolling for the winner
now some shitty journalist is going to bring up slowing these cars down again
live reactions when?
Like an Nvidia PhysX demo
>continuing to drive with red flag out
>>75772282
>yfw junior would have won that championship if it wasnt for him saying shit on national tv
Power Rankings:
1. Richard Petty
2. Dale Earnhardt
3. Darrell Waltrip
4. Jimmie Johnson
5. Jeff Gordon
I can't believe that flipped the 47
where is the new sterling marlin?
>>75772206
>Every wreck would somehow take him out
That one race where Jimmie totally failed to move on a restart and Newman went high, got funneled to the wall, nearly escaped everyone wrecking, and then T-boned a car that was suddenly pushed in front of him.
He had some really bad luck for a while but I'm glad he finally won one.
i cant find any video of danica's crash, fuck
>>75772325
>Richard Petty
>>75772206
Sadler's tumbles before that were neat too.
>team got so used to it they started putting stickers on the bottom of the car
Why is watching shit happen so much better with 4chan?
what was the biggest one in the history of nascar?
>Chase DQ'd for driving under red flag
wut
PR people are trash
>>75772371
cause its comfy desu
>>75772282
Kurt Busch is the antihero of NASCAR
>Chase asks if it was his fault
Oh Chess.
Also impressive ARCA move by DiBurrito nearly creaming Bayne.
Danica literally hit the worst spot
>>75772376
the one with ur mum
>>75772371
I run here whenever something happens nowadays
>>75772325
shit shit shit shit shit
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. Richard Petty
3. David Pearson
4. Jimmy Johnson
5. Cale Yarborough
>power gap
6. Jeff Gordon
7. Tim Richmond
8. Darrell Waltrip
9. Bobby Allison
10. Darrell Waltrip
>>75772376
Wasn't there a race where only two cars finished? Or was that an ARCA race?
>>75772357
lel right as i say that, now i see how she crashed that sucks
>>75772377
both cars were wrecked beyond being able to race, probably just continuing to race to get off the track not like it matters
>was that my bad?
>>75772348
Here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwovdRKcDcQ
JUST
Did Brad avoid that? I saw him up top and he got it slowed down really fast. Dunno if he hit the wall tho.
>>75772376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na3rPr8rFlk
this wiped out almost the entire field, there was one in the 60's I think that wrecked everyone
>>75772376
>"Stewart into the middle of the pack and over!"
>>75772325
Real Power Rankings:
1. Ritchie Petty
2. Kerry Earnhardt
3. Michael Waltrip
4. Billy Johnson
5. Benny Gordon
>Almond Nigger
boy they really went above and beyond to make sure we see as much of the hooters branding as possible after that commercial
>>75772377
Not like he was continuing in that race anyways.
>>75772396
Same
>>75772380
>tfw I want to be a NASCAR PR person
Shut up Dad IDGAF if I can't make money doing it and I don't want to ride your coattails forever
Nice to see AJ and Chase smiling and chatting
>REEEEE WE WANT THEM TO FIGHT
>t. nascar
As if Harvicks car is fixable and does minimum lap time
>>75772429
He got some front end damage, nothing too serious though, he'll keep going.
>>75772430
>15 years ago and the commentary sounds identical to what it is now
>>75772457
you have to compete with every nascar 'journalist' then
Is Mike Joy the most based commentator?
>>75772376
Tony Stewart was leading here one time and tried to block and wrecked the entire field.
>>75772402
still pure racing kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY5FrIzqzd0
>>75772430
who won?
>danica trying to spin this into a positive
>>75772515
He's alright
I love her sunglasses
>>75772515
when FS1 covered the Jr retirement event, he was on a racehub panel and brought up that Jr sold 60% of the nascar merch last year and he brought up questions about how the sport would be hurt after he retired
Adam Alexander looked visibly upset with him
>>75772371
Because unfiltered opinions.
People think this place is full of psychopaths, but no one in this thread truly wants to see someone die horribly in a crash. In these threads we talk about everything racing, including the absolute darkest parts of a sport that routinely steals heroes from you.
Everywhere else is going to be a vanilla, pussyass, soccer-mom report. Nowhere outside here will people retain their sense of humor during something crazy happening.
>she's still talking
>>75772544
she is a meme
>>75772544
always learning
>>75772325
>no David Pearson
u wot m8?
>>75772534
Whoever fixed their car the fastest, because you could still do that back then.
>>75772556
SOMEONE RIGHT NOW PHOTOSHOP A COCK INTO THE REFLECTION
>>75772563
That's the concussion talking
>literally asks "you OK?"
>talks for 2 straight minutes
>>75772559
This man is drawing the right conclusions.
>32nd in standing behind Buescher, Cassil, dibenudetto, whitt, and mcDowell
Literally start and park tier
>>75772556
A mouth made for blowjobs
>>75772559
>no on in this thread truly wants to see someone die
Shut up leaf
>>75772604
buescher has more wins in one season that danica in all her life
>>75772489
It's competitive but it's not impossible.
I'm just hoping this opportunity I have with Charlotte Motor Speedway in two weeks will open some doors for me. I have the connections but not the experience to date.
>>75772525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4AAPO0SUbg
>>75772526
That's hilarious
>>75772622
>>75772556
>>75772558
>Adam Alexander
i guess all you have to do to keep your job is shill really hard for nascar. hes trash just like mikey
>>75772639
You have to suck the right cocks dude
>>75772559
This, where else do you ever hear about people talking about NASCAR's Limited Sportsman Division?
Why is Erik Jones such a faggot?
>>75772515
His calls are great and his cheeky banter is the best
>"Oh my goodness, the caution is out'
He's also a huge car guy and I'd pay money to pick his brain about anything automotive
>>75772674
false
>holds up a lighter
SKKKYYYNNNNNRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!
>>75772515
Yea. But these retards hold him back.
Dream team:
>Joy
>Harvick
>Larry Mac
>they dont shill and tell it like it is
>Boyler
>>75772544
Well she's proven to be excellent at spinning so it's not surprising.
>>75772559
I would loose no sleep if Logano went up in a fiery inferno
>slow-motion multi-angle footage of an intense 200mph+ multi-car wreck with a good chance of injury for many involved
>Sweet Home Alabama playing undeneath
fucking NASCAR
>>75772726
harvick is kinda boring
>>75772685
Very true. Have any of you guys ever watched Mike Joy and Steve Magnante do the Barrett-Jackson auction on TV? Those guys know so much stuff and they make every car so interesting.
>>75772674
because he is a gibbs babby
all gibbs drivers are bitches
>>75771797
>>75772618
>samefag
>>75772726
>In 30 years there will be no waltrip
>>75772685
practice is pure banter
>>75772526
my goodness
>>75772685
his best underrated call was during the july race at daytona in 2002, after the big one. the hooters car was on fire.
>"and the wings will be extra crispy tonight."
>>75772748
more like NASKINO
>>75772559
Alright I'll be the first to admit
I cried when Dale Earnhardt died. My dad cried too. He hated Dale, but knew I was a huge fan, and he knew it would kill me to see my hero die.
>>75772748
They waited until they knew everyone was alright before showing any replays
>Menard is in 5th
Let's go
>>75772748
Be glad this wasn't a long enough red for a Waltrip to start singing.
>>75772671
Nah, you just need to be willing to work for free to start out. That's pretty much it.
>>75772760
>posts are twenty minutes apart
>only similarity is that they're calling idiots out by their flag
Not even either of them, check the IPs, but you're delusional mate
>>75772808
how could anyone hate Dale? It's weird, my dad was a huge nascar and die-hard dale fan, was literally at the same turn that dale crashed and died at
never really watched the sport after that, sucks to see
>>75772726
>harcuck
no.
Joy, Letarte, Sneak, Larry Mac
hake it happen
>mfw that wasn't the big one
>>75772834
Dale had a reputation for being a "dirty" driver. He'd spin you out if thats what it took to win. They boo'd him out of Bristol when he spun terry lobante to win
>>75772860
Sneak is a shill
>>75772860
Letarte and sneak in the same booth? They would make out too much to do any commentary
>steve unzips his pants
>look at this!
>>75772869
ahh makes sense, i was too young to really understand driver habits back when he was in his peak and shit, ty
>tfw "Red Flag, Red Tube" is over before I finished
>>75771847
>JJ deserves to be god tier, as much as I don't like him
he is probably the GOAT tbqhf
>>75772814
>DW singing
Black flag that
>>75772900
make no mistake, he did have a huge fanbase, but it really got bigger after he died
>not wanting carl and Brad in the booth
They both have good insight and provide bonus fistfights during the breaks
Wew, truex is TRIM this year.
the booth should be mike joy, larry mac, slightly drunk tony stewart, and drunk dale jr. nascar would fine and replace them within a week
>>75772939
yeah i knew back then it was pretty much him and gordon competing for biggest driver, at least where i grew up
the booth should be eli gold and buddy baker's ghost, tbqh
>>75772974
Pit reporter: Kenny Schrader
How is a 10 speed transmission practical for a light duty pickup?
>>75772986
YES
>>75772974
Oh god yes, Dale drunk-tweeting that one race last year while he was out was fucking hilarious
>>75772974
>High Tony Stewart
Booth should be Bob Jenkins and BP's ghost
>>75773021
Link?
>>75772974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dApfKwkgWxQ
>Reminder that harcuck gets cucked by based big bull Tony in exchange for his ride
>>75773021
>Dale drunk-tweeting that one race last year while he was out was fucking hilarious
He really should just do drunk race tweeting when he retires.....
Booth will eventually be Michael Waltrip, Jeff Gordon, and Dale Earnhardt Jr.
God help us.
>>75773008
Possibly good for towing, but still seems overkill.
>>75773025
No way. Drunk drivers are funny when they're out of their cars. High drivers get run over when they're out of their cars.
GREEN FLAG
>cassill blowd up
>castle
caution out in 3
>>75773100
>High drivers get run over when they're out of their cars.
;_;
Rip Jr
Jr is kill
>>75773060
youtube comments shouldn't exist
PUT IT OUT
Who here /toyota/ shill?
>Junya
jesus how did jimmie not cause a crash there lel
Ugh, and now junior is out.
Fucking Jr.
PUT IT ALT FER JR
rip landon
>Casslel will bring out the caution.
>hamlin
>>75773100
Unless that driver is Jeremy Mayfield.
>throw yellow for tiny piece of rubber on the apron
>not an entire fucking car going 5mph
>there will never EVER be another interesting winner
>they're just going to go green and leave Cassil out there
Give Muh Nards your energy lads!
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
>casslel
hahahahahaha
s t e a k h o u s e
wah wah...
>gassill
nascar decision making lmao
Should have been a Caution ages ago...
>Casslel
Top kek
>>75773213
That would have been funny desu
CATSL
Cassill saved Jr who now gets back on lead lap
>Cassil is literally sitting on the track
>still green
>cawshun
>Cassill saving Jr.
HE IS HALFWAY IN THERE ALREADY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
LANDON
A
N
D
O
N
how long was cassill parked there
HAHAHAHAH
BASED CASSILL
/OURGUY/
lmao they told him to stop
>>75773254
Yeah, not sure what the hell the wait was for.
>sacrificing himself for junya
/ourguy/
>>75773277
They could have pushed Cassill in there
There's 45 seconds to do it between every time the pack goes by
Why the fuck did they wait?
>Kahne 4th
W E W
L
A
D
inb4 spacer doesn't work and the wheel falls off in the last 5 laps.
>this fucking meme ending to the race
10/10
>>75773314
IT'S TIME
>>75773304
They wanted to make sure Junior was the first car 1 lap down before they put it out.
How do you guys watch the race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJy2kBpMz0k
its going to be JJ or Kyle
Will mcflurry cause another big one?
chip with sunglasses looks like mac tonight
>>75773304
Probably trying to get Jr back to the lead lap
Where should i get fast food at after this race is over? too lazy to cook chicken and rice tonight
How fucking hard would it have been to hook a tow strap to the front and pull him behind the wall like every other goddamn racing series on the planet
GET READY FAGGOTS
KYLE WILL WIN
>>75773304
gassil threatened to reverse into the track
>>75773302
Oval tracks don't have insurance for track workers on a green track
I believe Jr.
>>75773332
They could have done it while he was on the lead lap
>>75772371
It makes you feel like your not drinking alone
>>75773322
>Harvick and Kenseth push Jr. to win.
Would be based.
>>75773348
>48
is Kurt Busch the only nascar driver with mental illness
>>75773035
Go to Twitter, pop this in the search bar
from:DaleJr since:2016-09-11 until:2016-09-12
>my phone autocorrect trd to turd
Whats spee drinking?
/rollingrock/ here
JWL
Dubs and the Cunt Destroyer wins
>>75773365
+ danica
>>75773374
WATER
>>75773377
There it is
>>75773374
natty daddy + water
>>75773377
OH BOY
rolling for meme winner
>>75773377
Oh baby.
>>75773374
coffee
>>75773377
>77
>33
>77
IT IS WRITTEN
>>75773377
>Trip dubs and Thoth palindrome.
What did Kek and Thoth mean by this?
Big One 2 incoming
>>75773353
Cassill was still rolling though, they had to wait until he came to a complete stop.
>>75773379
extreme narcissism?
ANYONE BUT KYLE FUCKING BUSCH
>>75773373
Thanks
>JR down 7 laps
i thought he was on lead lap?
>>75773443
He is
>>75773443
nvm im drunk ignore
Dubs and 18/48 take each other out
k h a n e
h
a
n
e
>>75773443
Wrong Earnhardt
Literally anyone but JJ or Shrub.
Jr is such a meme, I wish he'd retire early. motherfucker ever could race and now he can't even compete at the only track he's good at
>>75773462
We already determined Khane wins 0 races this year.
>old plate racing
>Earnhardt is fast I should draft him
>new plate racing
>Earnhardt is fast I should park my shitbox in front of him and expect him to push me past a bunch of faster cars somehow
Tandems were a mistake
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The classic "let's all get single file for the last 5 laps"
Go Kasey, about time he got a win
>Newman
ROLLING FOR NEXT CAR TO WRECK
>NEWMAN
>>75773509
NEWMAN
CAWSHUN
NEW MAN
FUCK THIS MEME FUCK THIS MEME FUCK THIS MEME FUCK THIS MEME FUCK THIS MEME FUCK THIS MEME
>MOON MAN KEKS IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE NEWMAN ALONE
I will eat the bones in honor of Newman if he keeps KB from the win.
kek that near contact with dale
Jesus Christ Jr.
BONES
O V E R T I M E
>Jr missed another one
and he'll still finish in the back
>>75773500
Tandems haven't existed in 5 years
>ryan rocket man newman
/iatethebones/
>Newman spinning out alone and able to run away under his own power gets a caution
>Cassil didn't until laps later
>CHECKERS OR WRECKERS FAGGOTS
Also
>Bitches being nervous cam time
FUCK OVERMEME FUCK OVERMEME FUCK OVERMEME
SEND ALL OF YOUR MEME ENERGY TO STICKY
\O/
>Ogretime
So how many extra laps do we get now?
>>75773565
KEK
[JIMMIEWINSLOL INTENSIFIES]
Steakhouse will win
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
>>75773559
But shit drivers that never learned anything else still do.
>>75771543
Thy will be done!
>clit
i'll be honest i have no idea how overtime nascar works lads
VWL
digits and Kahne wins
KYLE WILL WIN
KEK WILLS IT
>>75773643
kek
Good shot of TRUMP flag in infield.
dubs and RICKY STENHOUSE WINS
>>75773629
we go for 2 15 minute stage sprints
>>75773657
>yfw he gets the bumper in t3
>that jumped start
rolling for kahne
Is Newman the Kimi Raikkonen of Nascar?
>Hotshot as a young gun
>Became fat grumpy old driver
>Awful luck
>Good at conserving and randomly shows up for a win one a year
>>75773538
rarf
>jwl
>kwl
Kek for Kahne
>>75773622
I like the one guy from Chile in here who always uses my OC. I see you.
>>75773710
Yeah actually.
We'll have a 2012 tier finish
>le reddit driver in the top 10
>even with overtime, race can be finished under caution
that's a shitty rule
>>75773728
saved as fuck
STEAKHOUSE
Hadn't it been awhile since the top five out so have gotten gas? Would be lovely to see Kyle run out.
STEAKHOUSE
STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
Based steakhouse
S T E A K H O U S E
S T E A K H O U S E
S T E A K H O U S E
S T E A K H O U S E
HOOOOUUUUUUUUUUSE CMON LAD
>THAT FUCKING FINISH
STEAK ALMOST THREW IT AWAY LEL
STEAK GETTING FUCKING LAID TONIGHT
>run through the middle
wew
STEAKHOUSE
GETTING BLOWN TONIGHT
RICKY OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK
GET FUCKED KYLE
STEAKHOUSE TAKES THE CHECKERS
S T E A K H O U S E
S T E A K H O U S E
STEAKHOUSE
STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE STEAKHOUSE
The state of JGR
ROUSH IS BACK BOYS
>No wreck
I'm genuinely surprised.
YES STEAKHOUSE
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Did Steakhouse think the finish line was in the middle of the trioval
STEAKHOUSE
STEEEAKKKKKK!!!!!!
DANICA GETS TO GO TO VICTORY LANE
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STEAKHOUSE
ABSOLUTELY BASED
STEAK AND SHAKE
You know what, I'll take it.
Its not Gimmie, and its not schrub. Ill take it and be happy.
>roush winning a race 2017
STEAKS TONIGHT LADS
R O U S H
O
U
S
H
>Roush won
FROM DAY ONE I BACKED HIM DAY FUCKING ONE GET IN RICKY FUCKING GET IN SON
>MCMURRAY 2ND
MCMURRAY 2ND
>MCMURRAY 2ND
MCMURRAY 2ND
>MCMURRAY 2ND
MCMURRAY 2ND
>MCMURRAY 2ND
MCMURRAY 2ND
>MCMURRAY 2ND
MCMURRAY 2ND>MCMURRAY 2ND
MCMURRAY 2ND
STEAKHOUSE
ROUSH IS BACK
>wag cam
>samantha busch pouting
HE DID IT
STEAKHOUSE DID IT
ROUSH ACTUALLY WON A RACE
>Cunt Destroyer ramming it in that tight hole
>>75773810
How much of Steakhouse's cum will be injected into dancia's body today?
Danica gettin fucked senseless tonight
>>75773830
Stenhouse will be parking his trophy in her victory lane.
>Kyle gets 3rd
LOL
new to nascar
is stage 2 winner always the winner of the entire race?
WELCOME TO THE STEAKHOUSE ERA
>>75773822
no dega is a crapshott, nice to see them get a win but they are far from back.
WE
DID
IT
BOYS
>>75773866
>MRS KRYLE BTFO
FUCK HER
FUCK THEM
GO STEAKHOUSE
>standing on the car
He gonna get bitched at.
Based Sticky
>Roush and Childress have more wins than Gibbs
Is it the 2000s?
>>75773903
WE CERTAINLY DID
STEAKHOUSE
YES
INBRED OBESE RETARD BUSCH
NO
>>75773899
yes
>>75773876
Many
>KY 3rd
GET FUCKED CUNT
Kyle crying that dega isnt a real race track kek
>>75773876
All of it
>mfw Danica gets season ending pregnancy a month from now
Fucking meme race and meme winner
I loved it
>A REAL RACE TRACK
MR PATRICK WINS
>>75773906
Thats the GOAT victory stance
Seriously, fuck you Kryle
Fuck you
Fuck M&M's
Fuck your other sponsors too
See that Mars execs? I will not buy your product because your fucking spokesperson is a sore loser
>Kryle Busch loses
>"I-its not a real r-race track, i-it's all l-luck"
What a goon
>this one doesn't count
>not a real racetrack
I hate JJ but Lowe's is superior over Home Depot
jj is so boring and plain
>but we go to a real racetrack next week
Oh shit Kyle ain't getting out of Alabama alive
>kyle
>those awkward tits in the camera shot
l@L
>danica will never kiss you in victory lane
>>75773946
> real race track
Classic Cryle
KRYLE, YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
Fuckin kek a real racetrack.
Kyle telling it like it is
>kryle will have another hornaday flipout in your lifetime
> Danica runs to victory Lane and Ricky dumps her on camera
That woman's breasts are up to Steakhouse's shoulders
>real race track
kyle is the personification of a white nigger
gg lads, the final 20 laps was a real shitshow
love you all
monster is such a shit sponsor
>Dem sunburnt titties
>>75774016
This
Ricky just hit the big time
He'll dump Danica soon
>>75774025
He's right though.
Restrictor plate races are 85% luck. That's why no names win them all the time.
Has someone told Jack what happened yet?
Where were you when Kyle Busch got outdrove by a backmarker and was eternally btfo?
>>75774074
Kyle get off 4chan
>Steakhouse wins a race in my lifetime
The hell is going on in the world nowadays? 2016 was the year of Death, but now it feels like 2017 is the year of Insanity.
>>75774074
fuck off kyle
>>75774087
he's keeping an eye on the situation
>Spokane Fox affiliate giving away a trip for WSBK
The fug
>Well a promise is a promise, you get to fuck me Ricky
>>75774074
Actually, they're equalizers so that cheap fucks that abuse the rules and use illegal setups can't cheat to win
Kyle is basically this generation of drivers' Rusty Wallace. always whining
>>75774074
There there, Kryle
>Kyle almost making it through a whole interview without getting salty
>>75774074
More like evens the playing field
>>75774074
But Kyle just got straight up cucked by steakhouse on national TV, luck had nothing to do with it
>>75774074
Kek the driver matters more at a plate race than an intermediate.
reminder that steakhouse was better than his equipment up until now
Happy for Roush. That's a huge win for that team.
>>75774127
What interview were you watching?
>>75774113
Someone on the local news team must really like bikes.
>>75774074
>85% luck
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>75774137
Steakhouse was mediocre af for years in xfinity
A cup win at a plate track is more of a win than winning in the trucks or xfinity with cup money
>>75774170
hardly
>>75774074
>no names win them all the time
This isn't even true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO_500#Past_winners
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_500_(fall)#Past_winners
>>75774170
No one is falling for the bait
He won 2 championships in his three full seasons
>>75774170
>Mediocre
>Won the title twice
Seriously Kryle, get off the internet and go sob into a pillow or something
>>75774173
me winning a go kart race is more of a win that those
>danicas mom jeans tho
>>75774173
KRYLE-----------38 cup wins, 1 champ (oh, what a crybaby)
[oh, take that loser busch)
>>75774222
Yea I noticed that what the fuck man
i hope kyle gets kucked hard at kansas
Steakhouse wins.
The destroyer P2.
I'm happy with that.
Great race ending.
don't forget to thank this guy for that final push to the front
>>75774170
He was 2x champ, wasn't he?
steakhouse is taller than me..
>>75774249
and McMurray for side drafting Kryle and preventing him from getting a last lap run
>>75774234
>she was probably schlicking and then realized he won
>>75774249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxngk_w3rXA
>>75774230
what made you into such a kryle mark
HEY YALL MEMBER WHEN I WON HERE ME MIKEY I WON HERE AT TALLADEGER YALL
>>75774263
[spoiler]manlet[/spoiler]
>>75774270
Who are you quoting?
What are Ricky and Danica going to name their kid 9 months from now?
wow, people really hate Kyle Busch
I dont know why, maybe envy? Just hate because he is succesful?
>>75774296
Luck
why does samantha busch always have a WAG cam
>>75774306
samantha where did you find this proxy?
>>75774306
liking someone who is disliked just to rile people up doesn't make you cool juan
>>75774306
We know that's you behind a proxy Kryle
>>75774296
Jamie or Jimmie
>>75774296
Degan
>>75774296
brexton
>>75774296
Motegi
>>75774296
Career Ender
>>75774296
Bobby
>Talladega
>Ricky
>Bobby
>>75774306
>Just hate because he is succesful?
Yup.
That and he doesn't sugarcoat shit when he talks to the press.
The nigger can drive, though, and he's a fairly clean racer, which is all that really matters.
hopefully danica releases a sex tape tonight
>>75774322
juan pablo montoya was top tier in nascar, he should be driving the 22 right now.
And i like kyle because he is a great driver, and if you deny that just because he is not the best guy out there with interviews, you surely accept that he is a great driver and you only "destroy" him for outside of racing situations
>>75774378
>juan pablo montoya was top tier in nascar
MY SIDES
>>75774378
yes that is how humans work, we are able to see people for who they are with their personality and not only see them as walking lists of achievement and then can figure out if they are the kind of person we want to cheer for. duh
>mfw Roush and CGR have a race victory this year and JGR has zero
>>75774378
Juan could have been top tier, but Ganassi was shit at the time
>>75774404
how many chileans have won a race?
>>75774249
Based Jimmie giving up a top 5 to help Ricky smash Danica while simultaneously denying Kyle a win.
He's the only good thing to come out of El Cajon.
OK GUYS, NEXT WEEK KYLE WILL WIN
GG
>>75774453
JGR will go winless this year
>>75774270
D-don't make me hard senpai
>>75774378
The same Juan Pablo that snackbar'd a jet drier?
>>75774453
Shut up Congolombian
>>75774453
hahahahaha
>>75774362
Bullshit. Ive watched that guy run people over and then cry when he gets barely bumped.
Do you not remember the carl edwards win at Bristol?
>>75774490
shut up James
>>75774482
one of the drivers who won monaco, spa, indy 500 (twice) and 2 nascar wins, him
>>75774506
>"fairly clean driver"
Word comprehension not your strong point, I see.
>>75774520
>2 wins
>top tier driver
Wew
>>75774529
he only dumped hornaday and jr once
>>75774529
hes no more cleaner than anyone else in the field.
>>75774453
jajaja
Trucks come back to the track next week
Get hype
>>75774432
well, the labonte brothers won 3 championships between them :^)
FUCK YOU
FUCK NASCAR
FUCK SUPER SPEEDWAYS AND FUCK YOU FOR READING THIS...FUCK YOU IF YOU RESPOND
NASCAR HAS gone to ABSOLUTE SHIT AND IMG TIRNEC OF WATCH GNO TNMANE FUCKING RUGSACKERS WIN RACES THEY DONT DESERVE TO BE THERE
FUCK NASCAR FUCK BRIAN FRANCE FUCK TALLADEGS AND FUCK GOOD YEAR FUCK FORD
>>75774633
now this is actually Kryle himself shitposting
remember what it looks like
>>75774633
>>75774520
Just making sure
I AM DONE WITH NASCAR...GET FUCKED MR FRAXNE
>>75774671
Kryle just announced his retirement
>>75774633
Samantha how hard are your tits
>>75774748
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?
>>75774765
>>75774765
Brexton?
>>75774864
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT 2037 nascat chamotion
>rolling for the number of times Danica gets creampied tonight
>captcha CHAMPION DRIVE
BREXTON BUSCH WILL E A NASCAR CHAMPION
>>75775347
naw, he'll grow up to be an investment banker
>>75775185
>Gordon's drive for five ended in failure
What does this mean for Ricky's child?
>>75774633
:^)
>>75775185