Boston Red Sox vs Minnesota Twins game thread

>>75767369
>implying she knows what her cap is about

so you're allowed to post porn as long as the girl has a sports hat huh? interesting

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>bikini
>porn

what

http://www.mlbstream.me/471338/5/minnesota-twins-vs-boston-red-sox-live-stream-online.html

NESN stream

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Line ups:

Boston:
1. Betts
2. Pedroia
3. Bogaerts
4. Benintendo
5. Helmet
6. Moreland
7. Young
8. Leon
9. Marrero
Pitching: Chris Sale

Minnesota:
1. Grossman
2. Polanco
3. Sano
4. Vargas
5. Escobar
6. Gimenez
7. Rosario
8. Buxton
9. Adrianza
Pitching: Ervin Santana

NO HITTING EDITION

Is nobody going to post again today?

>>75767583
i'll post a lot because the teams will score a combined 14+ runs (calling it now) [tag: prediction]

ok good at bat mookie way to start us off

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i told you all 14+ runs combined

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BASED MANLET

>Shooktana

wtf DRILLED Him??? xander: are you ok? get the fucking trainer out there NOW that one fucking DRILLED HIm... absolutely bad blood between these two, we knew that -- but that was a fucking BEAN BALL...

0.66 ERA in the toilet

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holy smokes looks like me the baseball expert knows everything (14+ runs)

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How do you want your era senpai?

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WOW,

first they shell him

then his trade value plumments

then they trade for him (buy low0?

only three tha'ts not gonna be enough (sale will give up BIG runs today-- t. expert)

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>>75767887
WRONG

>>75767920
gesticulate elsewhere i know what i'm talking about, i used many projections and simulations

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>good fielding
>scoring runs

somethings not right

maybe you're right about sale

>>75767887
He is showing some control issues for a 1-2-3 inning.

trust me:: big BOMBSHELL to come in just a few innings... stay tuend

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My 3rd basemen that I made in MLB the show finally got called up. Before I got called up though they traded Xander and Hanley for Drew Stubbs, Sean Rodriguez and Trea Turner.

>>75768048
whos' that

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>>75767583
I'm literally at the gym rn

>>75768066
do a barrell roll lol

>>75767444
If your boss walked by and saw this picture you'd be fired

>>75768093
I'm my own boss so no I wouldn't

>>75768093
Yeah fired for watching a bad team lol

Just pure filth

lol I'm not gay but I love how fast Sale works lol

Another one

>young

What the fuck

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BLACK RED SOX FANS SPOTTED

>Its another double digit strikeout game for Sale
*yawn*

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Is Sale an ace?

>>75768132
>Red Sox
>bad team

Do Remy and Eck hate each other? Why don't they both broadcast with O'brien at the same time?

HELMET OFF

>>75768378
No they dont
They dont broadcast at the same time because NESN doesnt like more than 2 in the booth
When theyve tried it before, Remy is too passive and becomes a nothing voice behind the other two
And theyve tried it with Lyons and Eck simultaneously too and it was a shitty clusterfuck

I prefer it this way tbqh with you Joe
Remy and OB with Eck being Remy's fill in from time to time.

>>75768207
haha not gay at all lol

>>75768430
Damn I'd like to see all 4 of them plus TC in the booth at once with only 2 chairs

>>75768369
>3rd place
>good

>walk

DFA Sale WHEN?>!

START

POSTING

NOW

ok i just went over my formula again i'm going to revise my earlier 14+ runs prediction it doesn' tmean i was wrong just revising

good moookie

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HOME RUNERINO

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Does mookie not like the camera?

>>75769044
he's self conscious about his balding

>sale officially has the lowest ERA
Our guy

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THIRD BASE

>>75769228
what hapepn

>Santana officially has the lowest ERA

>>75769305
owned

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>>75769228
If only the Red Sox had a solid young third baseman who fielded well and also had more dingers than anyone else on this third place team.

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>Missed the game yesterday because I thought it was at 8pm
>Missed half of this game today
>come in and Sale gives up a run

FUCK

>>75769332
leave maybe

WTF WHEN WILL MLB MOVE ON TO AUTOMATED STRIKE CALLING

Fucking ump what the hell.

14 runs incoming

I AM FUCKING LIVID I HOPE THAT UMP GETS KILLED ON HIS WAY HOME AFTER THE GAME

>a bad inning for Sale directly because of 3rd base misplays
directly Dombrowski's fault

loool just throw strikes dude i thought you were good

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God damn it.

Cmon Sano to hit a 400' dinger rn

What happened at third?

Leon what the fuck

>>75769461

Nevermind

Sale seems pissed

>bases juiced again
stop
t
o
p

throw
h
r
o
w

strikes
t
r
i
k
e
s

Is Sale a bust?

>Chris "all I do is walk niggas" Sale

I WANT SALE TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE UMP

>>75769521
Strike zone is literally down the middle

>tie game

demote sale

God fucking damn it Sale

U M P
M
P

BALL
A
L
L

>>75769518
>never get run support
>pitch dominantly and greatly anyway

>get good run support
>have total fucking meltdown

Maybe the red sox need to avoid scoring for Sale so he pitches better. He was too confidence out there with a 4 run lead. He had hubris.

Seems to me Sale had tight-butt syndrome that inning tbqh with you Joe.

>>75769639
Less about Hubris and more about "protect the lead" mentality.

>>75769639
no its this fucking POS umps fault for missing the strike and marrero being shit at baseball in general

maybe the sox need CLAY BUCHHOLZ back

4th strike out that inning

>>75769668
buttholez has been on the DL since the first week of april, calm down with that hot take Shaughnessy

>>75769701
Spit up my drink I laughed so hard

Might as well just go to the Bullpen at this point, not even worth sending Sale back out there to pitch for like one batter then yank him

>>75769726
lo l yeah might as well jsut put in hembree since this game is OVER

>the red sox traded shaw for a shitty unproven reliever who is currently injured
can we try to get him back at the deadline?

>not throwing to second
wtf

>Hanley not going for third
wtf????

SANDY
A
N
D
Y

BASED

SANDY

THE

LION

kekasota

MVP

>minisota

are the twins cucks to boston?

they draft ortiz and watch as he goes to boston with immediate and long term success

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>Sale's ERA is still under 2

If he's going back out there I hope he doesn't give up another run.

>>75769859
>Homer Santana

>>75769799
He knew Sandy Lion would hit a homerun therefore running to third was an unnecessary risk.

>>75769871
minnesota is a cuck state

WHY WON'T IT LET ME POST

>>75769909
don't know what you're talking about pham but Sale just hit 10Ks AGAIN.

>>75769896
wow hanley is really smart

>>75769896
>Hanley is now physic

>>75769950
i think you mean psychic but because i dont think hes very good at physics tbqh

Ok so can we officially blame that bad inning for Sale on the shit 3rd Base play and the ump being a cuck??

>>75769998
absolutely. would have been 2 runs at the worst otherwis

>>75769998
literally yes

>>75769998
>>75770058
>>75770070
hmm strange because it doesnt seem like the official scorer is taking away all those earned runs sale gave up

>baseball games longest
>usually only one thread needed

you gotta up your shitposting /mlb/ im actually starting to miss raider and cowboy fans its so dead

>>75770158
s-sorry

>>75770158
>111 / 20 / 19 / 1
Not gonna happen

>>75770158
are there even Twins fans on this board

>>75770277
i think there's like one but idk
hey are you here twins fan guy

>>75770277
are there even twins fans anywhere

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>>75770277
No. They are all to busy being out in the woods getting massacred by Hmong warrior expert marksmen.

>Sale's ERA skyrocketed to 1.92
fucking damn it

>>75770277
good question

>>75770353
aw shit

>>75770353
That's only 0.35 behind Former Red Sox Ace Wade Miley

>>75770353
>caring about stats
who cares we know it wasn't his fault how does it affect his abilities?

>b-but cy young
world series is all that matters

>>75770410
regular season awards are good idiot

>>75770410
would you rather be a shitty pitcher with 4 World Series rings or a godly pitcher with only 1?

>>75770432
thanks you

>>75770410
please explain how sale pitching bad will help us win the world series thank you

i thought that was a homerun haha thank goodness it wasn't

>>75770455
rings

like i said we all know it wasn't his fault
>>75770497
>errors are the pitchers fault now

>>75770526
haha

>>75770432
good for those who can't close that don't have any clutch

you must be a david price fan huh?

>>75770531
there were no errors on the play, just bad 3rd base play

>>75770531
>>75770560
you know they aren't mutually exclusive
you can have a cy young winning pitcher and a world series winning pitcher
nothing wrong with wanting your pitcher to win the Cy Young you cuck

>>75770540
haha

>>75770560
being clutch is bad idiot

NINTENDO CANT STOP WONT STOP

>>75770603
inb4 kershaw jokes

>>75770703
actually he stopped on second base

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>>75770648

Based Moreland

>Mitch "More Runs" Moreland
based

>>75770756
lol that's my ex

w-we have an offense again

>>75770781
i want to believe

>>75770781
>>75770805
it's against the twins

Creeping up on those 14 runs

>>75770824
and its against (to this point) the pitcher with the lowest era in the league

runs are runs famalam

>>75770603
im saying it doesn't fucking matter if you win cy young and don't win world series you autistic fuck stop obsessing over meaningless awards for a man who doesn't know you exist

>>75770863
everyone knows that was a fluke though because ervin santana isn't good

Is JBJ DFA?

>>75770907
maybe but they're still runs

>>75770894
and im saying you're a fucking spastic dipshit that getting upset over literally nothing

>>75770930
yeah i dfa (death fucked his ass) him

>>75770907
it's like the old rectangles-squares analogy: all pitchers can pitch good games, but not all pitchers who pitch good games are good

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>>75770894
Why do you even watch the regular season then?

What the fuck is in it for you? Because apparently the only fucking thing that you find important is the playoffs. So you're getting angry with others caring about how their players are performing from a day-to-day basis.

You sound like a retarded pats fan.

>>75770894
winning the world series is bad idiot

>>75770983
>>75770983
>>75770983
>>75770983
this it hurts your draft position

>>75770935
you're the one obsessing over a number im confused why its a big deal
>>75770982
to see how good the team is without blindly looking at numbers like you
>"his number changed omg hes a different player now"

>Barnes
time to blow the lead because Barnes sucks against the twins

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>Barnes
WHY

pretty much the only way to tell if they're good is to put the eye test

>>75767369
>file deleted

>barnes
>gives up a home run
every single time

>>75771090
Dude, fuck off. I watch the games and get excited over how the players do. You get autistically angry over others being aware of their play.

Fucking kill yourself.

>>75771105
wow I am fucking psychic. great fucking job Barney, I hope you get DFA'd once we put together a better semblance of a bullpen

can price stop doing this here wtf

>everytime Barnes pitches against the Twins he gets btfo

makes me think

>>75771124
>getting upset that others don't care about autistic stats
>calls them an autist

kek

loool just get outs what's the problem

>>75771090
>clearly watching the game
>"blindly" looking at numbers
tbqh with you Joe you seem a little bit off here

>>75771160
you were the first one to get angry

>>75771156
you could have taken out "against the twins"

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>>75771156
>>75771116
>>75771101

>>75771187
good thing you screencappes this now i 'll never forget

just put Kimbrel in so we can finish this

>>75771187
oh thansk i didnt see that when i scrolled up ten posts thanks

>>75771178
>angry
>on 4chan

just because you got mad at your little numbers doesn't mean it affected me

>>75771207
>>75771218
you guys are too kind

>>75771234
idk tbqh with you Joe you seem to be going to unnecessary lengths for getting bothered by other looking at numbers but maybe thats just me idk

>>75771235
thanks

BARNES

CAN'T

PITCH

That was just awful. This team has so many holes.

Thanks Barnes really useful this inning

>mod deleted OP

for what purpose

>>75771328
to protect my job on this blue (work safe) board

>>75771328
Too much ass

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>>75771272
maybe or maybe im saying just enough to get you somewhat agitated enough to get a reply and every time i do it you're getting slightly more mad

or maybe we're just bored because theres no twins fans to bant with

kill me

>>75771390
kill myself my man

>>75771390
>>75771397
kill both of you men

someone kill me first

>they're actually going to blow this

Nice job guys solid.

the red sox sure are good at being bad

When I take big poops I think of the Red Sox

>>75771412
me ready with

someone 50 mcnugget kill me

>Kimbrel for 5 outs
absolutely WEW

thanks Barnes

the red sox since 2013 have made me finally understand my dad's frustrations for most of his life with them being good but underachieving or just plain being dumbasses

>>75771369
So when is Ortiz coming off the DL?

;_;

>>75771414
my thoughts exactly

>>75771341
>>75771366
are volleyball threads not allowed on /sp/?

>>75771468
>my dad's frustrations for most of his life with them being good but underachieving or just plain being dumbasses
are you describing the Red Sox or yourself LOL

>>75771489
ask moot

>>75771470
when Farrell finally figures out how to make a lineup
>>75771494
i laughed then i cried a little

here we go spiderman. its the fuckin' twins, set 'em down

>>75771470
Maybe when Don comes back from San Diego.

>Barnes blew the game last year when he gave up the homerun to Max Kepler
>Barnes blew the game friday by giving up a home to fucking Mauer
>Barnes may have blown this game today too

We should kinda not pitch Barnes against the Twins

Come on Craig

haha thanks ump *wink wink wink*

check is IN the MAIL

>>75771574
>strike 3 looking
wew mauer

>pretty big moment
what did he mean

KIMBREL
I
M
B
R
E
L

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THANK YOU BASED FINISHER

ELITE

>never gotten a 5 out save
oh boy lads, we're in for a rough one

>>75771694
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

C R A I G
R
A
I
G

Fuck yes- even Barnes cannot blow the lead when Craig is destined for a save

tbqh with you Joe, outside of the Morales homer in Toronto in which Craig fucked Sale out of a win, Kimbrel has been absurdly good this year.

A little insurance wouldn't hurt.

Based Xander

dad
a
d

BASED DAD

More runs please

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BASED HELMET

BASED MITCHY MORE RUNS MORELAND

>>75771813
Haha you called it!

Who is this double King?

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THANK YOU PAPI!!!!

BASED YOUNG

MORE RUNS

lefty killer

>kimbrel doesn't get the save

still no 5 out save kek

Craig won't be getting any saves today.

ripip Jackie Bradley's career

>>75772129
if he finishes this game it's still a save, it's the situation when you enter the game that matters

>>75772129
>implying he wont give up a few runs to secure the save

>>75772129
well he could always give back a couple runs to make it a save

who do we have left to close it out?

>>75772164
Abad

>>75772143
not a chance, his defense is too valuable to waste

This is all part of the Twins' plan, they're putting Kimbrel in a non-save situation so he'll blow it

>>75772189
ruh roh.
>Will Farrell make Abad decision?

SANDY THE LION STRIKES AGAIN

SANDY
A
N
D
Y

LEON
E
O
N

>VAZQUEZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>THE ABANDONED ISLAND OF BLAKE SWIHART

SANDY LION DOES IT AGAIN

THERE'S the 14!

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WOW,

>>75772266
nice meme

Thanks Devin Marrero youre a hall of famer

Oh Sandy, baby, someday
When high school is done
Somehow, someway
Our two worlds will be one

In Heaven forever
And ever we will be
Oh please, say you'll stay
Oh Sandy

>>75767643
i'm genius or not

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>>75772266
>triple dubs

MORE HITS
MORE RUNS

>twinks

Is this fucking T-ball?

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>>75772309
WOW,

>tloses

>>75772330
do you see a tee???

I kind of feel bad for them now tbqh with you Joe

>>75772330
>The T in T-ball stands for Twins

>>75772341
wow it's fucking nothing

well the forearms are nice

TENDI HOMER COMING UP

>>75772278
I don't know why anyone would ever waste their time making a sand sculpture. Anyone could just come along and kick it down and ruin it. Then all that hard work for nothing and a huge waste of time. People are so stupid.

Are they just letting us score now? Are they being nice to us?

>>75772368
nothing is permanent

>>75772375
My love for Dustin Pedroia is. Take it back.

This is kind of unfair now.

???? why don't they get the ous

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>Thames will be hitting against our #4 #5 and #7 pitcher

he's about to break a record isn't he?

>>75772368
The joy is in the journey, my friend.

>>75772445
can we exchange some of these runs for a later game?

can kimbrel blow a 10 run lead

>>75772486
yes me

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>>75772450
they're letting us stat pad

minnesota is basically canada, they are very nice

Has anyone done the cycle in one inning?

damn i stopped watching an just checked the box score
fucking kek

>>75772506
by "done the cycle" I mean "hit for the cycle"

>>75772506
pretty interesting idea but i doubt it youd have to bat 4 times at least just to hit for it

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>more runs than hits

Remy you joke stealer.

>>75772564
this REALLY makes me think

>>75772564
Wow what a nerd austist being so obsessed with stats like that. Get a life loser.

>Kimbrel going to get cucked out of the save by Joe Smelly

Please score 30

>>75772659
>10 run save
not sure thats how it works to be honest with you joe

>>75772537
I guess the team did it, but that probably happened lots of times.

>badslow

i remember this guy

>>75772688
You get the save based off the state of the game you come into and if you're leading by more than 3 but then get it within 3. He came in with a 1 run lead in the 8th.

It would still stand as a save I think.

>>75772720
if he's so smart why is he bad at pitching

>>75772737
hahah yeah idk

>>75772647
something bothering you anon?

If they never get this out they will never lose.

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>twins best pitcher this series has been their back up catcher

really makes me thing

>>75772781
pretty crazy strategy tbqh

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>>75772781

>walking in a run when you're down 10
Ok jesus just Mercy rule them

In the dugout now they're like "yeah, yeah, whatever"

jesus christ do they at least have 2 outs?

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This ump is SAVAGE

That was close enough that it could've easily been called a strike

looool

part of me is kind of glad its over

>>75772861
ya it's almost bedtime

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can someone edit this with a player that still exists

I missed it, what did D'arnaud do at bat?

>that red sox fan
kek

>>75773028
he pinch ran for manlet

are there brewers fans on this forum

>>75773065
So he never got any ups? Too bad for his debut. Maybe he'll get an assist if he's at 2nd.

Kelly threw like 12 strikes in that at-bat, wtf ump.

im taking my check back

Is Sale just that much better, or is Santana not as good as advertised?

ok good game everyone *sends check*

Wew lad

GG Twins, neat series, sorry we bullied you today in the 9th.

Now for a rest day

>>75773157
Put out AND an assist to end it!

time for celtics i guess

Time for a nap. I thought this would be over in 2 hours.

>>75773206
Both but I think it's cause our bats are hot right now. It's too bad we have an off day tommorrow