Official Marlins at Mets Gamethread

Mets are literal faggots as evidenced by that photo.

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Any mets fans wanna wrastle

Where's that adecounty faggot he's gonna miss his team's only win of the week

>Mestaroonies

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Mets are gonna get 23-5'd, aren't they?

>>75766896
Yes and I am going to laugh heartily at you.

>all these HBPs
>Ron: There's no anger, it's just bad pitching
lol

What is Neil Walker constantly doing batting cleanoff?

>>75766896
>23-5'd
huh?

Mets should go with "Rally Dongs" for the rest of the season.

What planet is Giancarlo Stanton from?

Stanton is fuckin unreal

>a-at least he only has 12 years left on that contract

>>75767218
The one where minor-leaguers are on the mound.

>>75767218
Uranus

>>75767181
That goes to the Cubs

Lol they're not gonna say it was the dildo

Harvey just revealed what really goes on in the Mets clubhouse after games.

Mets officials were butthurt, as the truth was revealed about the gayness that they knew was going on.

>>75767319
All they've said is that it wasn't the dildo.
So it's the dildo then?

>>75767334
Or it was a prank and they found a thing they shouldn't have done.

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>Leave the mets to me

wew lads, I started playing super mega baseball and now I'm slightly obsessed with the sport

who are the good guys in this game?

>>75767416
Well there's Supreme Overlord Giancarlo Stanton who already has two enormous home runs this afternoon.

>starting a pitcher who hasnt pitched in MLB since '15 and has a ERA of 6.00 in the minors

what could go wrong?

>>75767493
what did you want them to do?

>>75767493
>>75767530
He's actually doing as well as he can all things considered.

Granderson having trouble with the ball handling.

>>75767493
He's not even bad. Give some credit to this Marlins offense!

Mets getting the big black dong hard and rough.

IM OUT THERE
RAIN OR SHINE
HARVESTING SOULS
YOU COME WITH ME
YOU COME WITH ME

>play in a place called shitti field
>old stadium was a toilet bowl
>it's in a place called flushing

we're gonna get no hit again, aren't we?

fuck broadcasts of Major League Baseball games

apparently Harvey wasn't at the ballpark on Saturday

>>75768253
Probably got drunk watching the >rags

>Yelich reaches third due to an error
>scores on a wild pitch or passed ball
how is this an earned run? he wouldn't have scored if not for the error

>>75767315
>The jew and nigger bandwagon team

Blown save incoming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CraFZDtvreo

here's hoping we can pick it up tomorrow