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>>75765812
>3. De Gea can be easily replaced if he leaves, it was his goalkeeping that cost us this match

>90 million for a twerking Mulumbu

Looks like it's time for the autism thread by the ABU Slovak

People put a lot if effort into shitposting. Too much really. It would probably be nice to discuss actual issues. The only case where you're right is that De Gea leaving will not hurt.

Fuck off you ABU

We will walk the EL while pooventus get beaten 5-0 by TSUUU and co in the CL

>>75765872
Truth

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thanks for the 120 gazillions btw

>>75765812
Man u getting a flukey mourinho win over Ajax for a cup they don't really care about is probably going to crush me ; _;

time to get comfy

kumiko

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>No Pogba
No wonder we lost against Arsenal

>>75765812
HI THANKS FOR THE LINK TO THE OFFICIAL STORE I WILL HAVE A LOOK

spaz

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Um specialisto nao failureinho?

>Having this obsessive a hatred for a team from another country because they bought a player from another team from another country that you adopted due to their success

>>75765850
And how is that wrong? Honestly, his form dropped MASSIVELY and if Real big money they're pretty much getting scammed by the cunning Woodward again, just like he f*cked them over with the broken fax (lol) when De Gea was actually world class. We can bring Keylor Navas, Oblak, Hart or Pickford... all improvements at this point

>>75765812
>https://www.instagram.com/paulpogba
mad as fuck

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Quality post my Slav friend. Customers well and truly BTFO once again

>>75765812
Who should we get to replace De Gea? Neuer? Oblak? Buffon maybe?

Also as much as I like the man, Rooney has to go. We should get Isco or Dele Alli to replace him.

Since Griezmann and Mbappe are confirmed forwards maybe a cheeky bid on Sanchez or Azza too?

pogba will be the start of the next man u revolution!

we just need other players to fit jose's plans and then we can challenge for the treble again

i think if we get greizman, bale, hummels,alaba, dembele, kroos, and sanches then the youth academy can take over from there

other teams beware

>>75765812
we still need to hold this result m8. don't celebrate just yet

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>*Sigh* Yep, we should have seen that comming. Would have been nice to keep the monster unbeaten run going, but considering we essentially fielded a Reserve team and EUROPA LEAGUE is all but officially in the bag, lets focus on the positives 1. Defence B looked pretty much solid, disregarding the goals conceded. Jones and Smalling comming back after long injuries and lads were confident, virtually no mistakes made. Tuanzebe 8/10 performance, another wonderkid on our hands 2. Martial with blistering pace as ever. If he wasn't marked by Koscielny (second best CB in the league after Bailly) he could have scored easily 3. De Gea can be easily replaced if he leaves, it was his goalkeeping that cost us this match 4. EUROPA LEAGUE 5. Haters have no choice but to admit Pogboom is our most crucial player, look at the state of midfield without him 6. Arsenal fans being so petty they chanted "F*ck off Mourinho", proving we have psychological advance over them in the long term And lets be honest here, we won't see most of these backups the next season after board give The Mou funds to TRULY start his dominating ManU project. What you've seen so far is barely an appetizer, ABUs

>>75765930
Your ""funny"" filename makes me believe you're just a trolling hater, but it's 100% true. He wasn't chosen as the PASSING KING for nothing, there's painful lack of midfield virtuosity when he's out.

>>75765812
>when you wonder where Slovakia was during the game thread and you realise he's been busy setting this up

Cheeky

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>>75766029
lets gooo

I think if we sign Mbappe, Dybala, and Griezmann we will be able to scrape top 4 next year.

Liverpool here
Thanks for the top 4 ;)

>>75766073
Man U are beating Ajax in Europa anyways. Not even a Manure fan

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>>75766059
>Manchester king and Mr.dab - Paul Pogba

>>75765812
>Tuanzebe another wonderkid
>De Gea easily replaced
>Pogboom
>Essential links - Man Utd merchandise store for consumerism

Now THIS is how you do it, lads

>>75766073
Liverpool will lose to West Ham and miss out on top 4

>>75766059
Dab

>>75766062
Why would Dybala leave Juventus? lmao

>https://www.instagram.com/p/BSyUbaoBw9W/
thoughts?

>>75765985
Oblak as my first choice, obviously
>Neuer
Realistically, he won't come. We'll still need another season of Mou's rebuilding after we're on Bayern's level
>Buffon
Massively overrated, no better than De Gea (who isn't world class anymore) and we should look for improvements.
>Griezmann
Yep, already ours. This signing alone makes us favorites for PL next year
>Mbappe
Seems like he's not comming sadly, and either way there's no need. Have you seen Rashboy recently? Similiar performances, greater potential with Rash
>Azza, Sanchez
We have Miki

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>>75766000
This, already confirmed by Neville we will attract world class players. Mendy, Lloris, Bakayoko, Bale, Griezmann coming. can't wait ABU BTFO next season

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>THE LEAST PRODUCTIVE UNBEATEN RUN IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY IS FINALLY OVER AND YERNITED REMAIN IN 5TH PLACE AT THE END OF IT ALL

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mou getting really desperate trying to find a wonderkid to bail him out again
so happy he wont be around next month :)

>>75765812
i dont even think you are doing this ironically. nobody who reaches this level of autism is capable of trying to mask it behind irony

>>75766133
Juve are about to go into rebuild mode. Dybala will almost certainly go. However, he will be going to replace Robben at Bayern or Bale at Real in 2 seasons.

how obsessed can a man be

>>75766133
If ManU want him, they´ll get him. Forgot about Pogba - best player in Juventus' history - already, even though we were in EL? With Martial, Rashford, Griezmann and Miki gelling together and gradually improving, Dybala would just sit on the bench

>>75765812
Where is link for refunds for customers?

>>75765867
Pretty much, also he's too afraid to leave his line, although with a performance like today it's going to be tricky to get enough shekels for him.

>>75766113
Tuanzebe was pretty good actually, just shit in attacking.

FOSU MENSAH IS BETTER THAN TUANZEBE

FUCK OFF MOURINHO

>>75765812
Based

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it was a good result, a good day for United.
1. symbolic of Jose finally forgiving Arsene (it was time, let's face it, Jose is not a guy to hold grudges). it's Antonio now that will feel Jose's ire up his ass every time they face
2. bunch of lads given their first premier league appearances, including 90m for the congolese - appeases costumers who are always ranting about that bs
3. all >our main players resting and recovering for a great thursday performance

how many would serbia be if dybala left juve for manure lads

Manchester can do it, Mou will sign Forster, Marcelo, Varane, Bertrand, Sanches, Horta, Bale, Griezmann and Morata and they will be back to be a top four team.

>>75766274
But he's like ... injured.

>>75766286
why would he play in the europa?

>>75766133
Money. United can pay double his current wage

Man United will be in the championship within 3 years. Pogba was nowhere to be seen today. De Gea should have seen Herrera bending over and known there would be a deflection

>>75766277
>good day for United
Come on now, lets not be deluded. It's entirely understandable and excusable result, but not a good one. Club as big as United is never satisfied with losses, The Mou knows this and that's why he made the unbelievable unbeaten run happen.

>>75766277
based moor

>>75766304
why would ouiiii play in europa
why would pogshit play in europa

ManUtd just want to stay healthy for the EL. This match was irrelevant.

>>75766258
That's the exact problem with him - zero presence. He wasn't at all at fault today though. He has great reactions and makes some excellent instinctual saves. He had a good game.

However his complete game lacks in that he can't command or collect.

Meh.

A fluke goal and Smalling and Darmian being unable to defend as per usual. Not too bad for our B team.

*dabs towards the europal eagle again*

Are Smalling and Jones now our Second choice CB pairing.

No Doubt first choice is Bailly - Rojo imo

Finally, I no longer have to hear about Poonited's record legendary unbeaten run that took them from 6th to 5th

>>75766346
End of the unbeaten run against a joke is pretty embarrassing even with the B team but yeah beyond prestige it didn't mean much.

>>75766359
Are you that stupid to think we're gonna get knocked out by Vigo at home then lose in a final?

>>75766312
Juventus has infinite money if so they wish

they owned by Ferrari & sponsored by Ferrari

so all Ferrari has to do is to renegotiate the contract of sponsorship & inject easy money

>>75766346
This. Although it's hard to accept it, Red Devils fans need to realize there are priorities and lads can't give 100% in every single match. At the moment, EL is our priority and we'll still need to put in two good performances to win it. Celta can't be written off yet, the fact they're in semis means they're one of the 8 best teams in Europe.

>>75766391
And why the fuck would they do it?

honestly guys, we shouldn't feel to bad. we were too tired today, i mean we play like every third day ffs. arsenal doesn't play international caps and so all their players are fully rested.

>>75766096

hey, what will happen if ManU win the Europa and Liverpool get 4th?

Will ManU push Liverpool out for the 4th place or does this mean England get 5 spots in the CL?

>>75766406
to keep their CL-winning squad

>LE DELUSIONAL CUSTOMERS THREAD
:^)

>>75766417
5 spots

>>75766417
5 spots. It happened last year, Spain had 5 spots when Sevilla won the EL.

>>75766401
>le Kante meme
Herrera has proved time and time again he's the superior midfielder. Let alone Pogba, who is on completely different level but doesn't get as much attention because Kante does all the flashy tackling and running, while passing brilliance goes unnoticed.

>>75766419
CL doesn't even bring in that much, so it'd be a silly move. Juve is all about making money, they won't do moves like PSG or City that are pure fun projects for rich brown guys.

>>75766385
well you wont be in the final if you lose to celta retard

Last year we had people calling for Jose. "We can't score any less" , "he'd guarantee us top four". We had people genuinely wishing United would lose so we could sack a manager. People were gutted we won the FA Cup because it could hinder Jose getting here.

Now Jose can't fail. They were so certain he'd be great that it's not terrifying to think those who criticised him were right. The fact he'll finish below where LVG did despite spending more than any United manager has ever before in one window and increasing the wage bill substantially doesn't matter. "We made a deal with the devil" some posters said. Well if you do that and you don't get rewarded you're just an idiot.


So we get the excuses. Injuries (we had more last year). He's improved the defence (we had the best defence in the league last year). The squad (he's signed 150 million pounds of players). More games (about five more games than last year). The players (he's publically shamed Shaw, Smalling, Martial and Jones despite them contributing massively to Man united) the missed chances (he himself signed the striker he persisted with all year).

Now we have players apparently not wanting to join us because of the football we play. We have players here for years and former players of the year being mocked personally. Our best keeper De Gea might leave despite persistent posts exclaiming he'd only stay for Mourinho.

Look at today. Horrendous performance. Absolutely horrendous. Fair enough it's one game but people can't accept this isn't good enough. "We have injuries". Who is that then. Ibra, Rojo, Shaw and Young. That's it. we beat Arsenal last year with four teenagers playing! It was awesome. We have to give it a go!

this whole season has been a let down after Jose himself promised a title challenge but some people don't want to accept that. He deserves more time but the fans clamouring for more time would not be doing if this manager was anyone but Jose.

i admit it, the slovak was right

>>75765971
if it's not because of him, man U would have been in 10th place. many big teams would love his service

>>75766277
lel great thursday performance in europa

>the city of customers

That's it. If Lingard and Smalling are still playing in the first team next season, Im gonna supporting Man U.

>>75766451
Which we're not gonna do

>>75766465
Smalling isn't playing in the first team anymore.

>>75766453
LVG should have never been sacked

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>>75766328
it's not satisfaction, just that we played reasonably well considering no Pogba, and wasn't a heavy defeat.
In terms of psycological effect:
1. it becomes clear to everybody United is going to win that cup. bullying opponents pre-match is important. Celta and Ajax now know.
2. Might be the last straw that convinces Arsene to finally stay (giving him hope in his abilities), which in the long run is strategically optimal for United, as Arsenal won't be a threat for the Premier.

Is mou really just a cup babby? Why does he fail in leagues so hard?

>>75766453
this desu

>>75766352
all part of the master plan
do arse a favour and they will

>let wenger sign a new contract
>potentially beat liverpool out of top four

meanwhile pogboom is resting ready to smash the europa league, securing the double and CL football
mou playing 4d Subbuteo

Ajax will demolish United lmfao

>>75766509
Shit at attacking, the league this year has been won on being able to beat scrappy teams like Swansea, Hull, Southampton, Crystal Palace, that's what Chelsea have done so well

>>75766453
>he's signed 150 million pounds of players
And offloaded dead wood.

>Our best keeper De Gea might leave
Big deal, there are enough decent keepers who they could buy for De Gea money.

> but the fans clamouring for more time would not be doing if this manager was anyone but Jose
Because he's a proven winner and the improvement is obvious. How many trophies did Van Laal win in his first season? Jose is on the way to 2, with CL place being irrelevant due EL.

>>75766530
>Never watched Ajax this season

>>75766509
>wins 8 leagues
>cup babby

>>75765812
>it's a Slovakia pretends to be Man United fan while low key making fun of the fan base
my favourite threads

Who do you think we're buying, lads? I figure Neymar, Griezmann and Bale would be reasonable targets that wouldn't turn down a club of United's stature. GGMU

>Rooney fucks off to China/MLS
>Carrick retires
>Smalling is sold to Sunderland or Hull
>Fellaini is made captain

Last season we beat Arsenal 3-2 with this side:

De Gea, Varela, Carrick, Blind, Rojo. Schneiderlin, Hererra. Lingard, Mata, Memphis. Rashford (Making his PL Debut).

The subs were Januzaj, Weir(Debut) and Fosu Mensah.

Just because you aren't playing your first team, that doesn't mean you can't have a go. Even today Arsenal were poor, we never really went for it though.

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>>75766059
>Mr.dap Paul pogba

>>75766659

>Rooney wasn't starting

And there's your explanation as to why we won.

>>75766530
>they beat lyon in one leg so they'll beat United

>>75766659
That was at home tbf. The away game United got thrashed 3-0 in the space of 20 minutes and Arsenal just let United do fuck all for the rest of the game.

>>75766652
>Carrick retires

Memes aside I reckon Carrick with retire in summer if we win the Europa League. He'll likely want to leave on a "high" and realise this is as good as it's going to get any time soon.

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>Reminder that Mourinho is holding onto his job thanks to an import from this man

this squad cost 500m. the team we played here probably cost more than arsenals,

i cant comprehend not even trying to attack, especially with liverpool giving us a chance at finishing 4th

just doesnt even fucking try. 7 at the back ffs.

>>75766702
I can see him staying for another year at least. Not like United are stacked in midfield, unless they buy another 2-3 midfielders (I doubt it, they'd probably buy 1 good DM like Fabinho and play him with Herrera and Pogba).

>>75766546
That's such a poor attitude. If we're going to be challenging for silverware, we cannot be playing this embarrassingly.

This team is nothing short of a massive failure.

José needs to go if he cannot motivate the players to go out there and at least try to win the game against one of our biggest rivals.

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>>75766495
A-are you implying The Mou lost on purpose so Wenger has fake confidence to sign a new deal, thus crippling Arsenal in the long-term? That... is... BRILLIANT

--------De Gea---------
Valencia--Ramos--Baily--Marcelo
-----Iniesta--Pogba--Modric
M'Bappé--Dzeko--Lukaku--Neymar

bench: Bale, Rooney, Dybala, Lewandowski, Rashford

what do you think guys? how would we do with this formation? i didnt put messi and ronaldo because they obv wont leave their clubs lol

>>75766724
Disgraceful.

We are littered with so many players who are utter shit. It makes me sick that our standards have sunk so low, and that we've been managed so poorly that we are relying on turds like Lingard, Fellaini, Jones, Smalling, Rooney, Young. Even Carrick is past it and some still say he's a key CM for us. That says it all really. We need another clearout, but this time we need to buy smarter and not piss our money up the wall on more dross.

As for Mourinho what's the fecking point of being negative in a game like today? Anything other than a win was worthless so why not go for the 3 points?

>>75766724
mouyes is banking on winning the europa league. He doesn't give a shit about the premiere league anymore.

>>75766751
That's not how you win a league tho.

If I was Jose the one thing id be practicing with my players is breaking down a scrappy team in training

Of course he won't and next season will be like this again then another change of manager

>Rooney 300k per weem
>Fellaini 27.5 million
>Mata 37.1 million
>Di Maria 59.7 million
>Falcao 285k per week
>Depay 25 million
>Rojo 16 million
>Herrera 28 million
>Martial 42.5 million + 8.5 million
>Blind 14 million
>Schneiderlin 27 million
>Mkhitaryan 27 million
>Schweinsteiger 6.5 million + 200k a week
>Dabbing Scott Sinclair 89 million

>>75766746
Might do a Giggs in his last year (Keep your name on the registration sheet purely in case of an injury crisis while he works on his coaching qualifications.)

>>75766758
Its 4D chess la

If we don't win the Europa League this season is going to look very bad. Winning the Charity Shield and the Mickey Mouse cup and finishing in 6th.

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>>75766751
Not sure what's worse, actually losing to this lot in that manner or the fact many seem to be okay with it purely because we have a game 4 days away against a mid table Spanish side.

The chance, although a slim one was still there to get in that top four.. instead we turn up, set up far to negative against a team who themselves are fragile and just let them do what they please.

I'm a big fan of Jose but today he and we deserved that.

On to some of the fans, I don't get how you can just accept a performance like that just because the manager (wrongly in my opinion) has said he is prioritiesing the EL. As a paying fan I accept much more fight and desire from my side, to just almost down tools against a traditional rival is unacceptable.

>>75766758
Not really on purpose. Let's say the circumstances were optimal to play a weakened side and with low intensity in the first 60 minutes. if no Herrera deflected shot, or if Rooney had passed to Mata, I'm sure Jose would take the draw or the win.

>>75766817
Agreed

>>75766636
This is how I imagine our starting XI next season, realistically (no Neymar)

----------------The Griez-----------
---Rashboy----Pogboom---Mkhi
-----------Bakayoko--Kroos
----Mendy--Varane--Bailly---Dier
-------------------Oblak--------------------

Pogba really needs to move to CAM position, he's overwhelmed with all the defending and playmaking he's forced to do. Just imagine him with creative freedom behind his buddy The Griez, always in the position for a killer ball or blooter finish. That's how Zidane was used at Galacticos, and Poboom has already proved he has far greater talent at the same age

>>75766850
>Dier RB
>Mkhi RW

Oh dear

>>75766862
it's just another one of his poor attempts at bait

>>75766775
Not sure if ABU or not...

>>75766775

Change Dzeko for Morata and we have a shot at top four.

Spineless Gutless Embarrassing. There is never any excuse for a performance so weak. You can't be out-efforted by a Wenger led Arsenal team. Europa league doesn't excuse going there and performing like that. Do you think you would ever see Barcelona rock up like that against Madrid?

This wasn't some small team, this was against one of our rivals, one of the biggest teams in the league that we compete against. We always describe Arsenal as spineless, lacking in effort, well what was that we saw out there? Our team was actually outfought by Arsenal. A Wenger led Arsenal

No one to blame other than Mourinho's awful tactics.

Someone please tell me why Mata and Mkhi had to mark Arsenals wing backs (Oxlade and Gibbs)?

To me, it was pointless, especially given our full backs hardly got forward, so they could have tracked the runs of the wing backs.

This is the same mistake we made against Chelsea when they beat us 4-0. We had our wingers marking wing backs, meaning when we tried to counter, we had nothing up top.

Instead, what we should have done is get Mata, Mkhi and Martial pressing one centre back each, thus making it hard for Arsenal to get out.

Our set pieces are appalling - I don't even bother watching when we get a wide free kick or a corner, because I know it will amount to nothing. Our crossing is dreadful too, look at the dangerous crosses Arsenal produced today and they aren't even a 'crossing team.'

We are too slow to counter properly. We don't support the striker when he needs it. We are still playing this turgid, turgid football too often, putting in a lot of effort for no shots and no attacking threat.

>>75766775
you missed griezmann la

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>>75766862
Thats just the ABU Slovak, he broke after Cetla Vigo and is now pretending to be a United fan

>>75766914
hes been pretending to be a united fan for well over a month

>>75766862
The Mou has demonstrated countless times he can mold players into any position he wants to. With Miki's pace and technique storming down the right flank, Dier would be a good balance with his defensive presence. You can also imagine it as three at the back, with Mendy as left midfielder and Rashboy as second striker.

Creativity, fluidity, attacking brilliance - while keeping it impenetrable defensively. That's the Mourinho way

>>75766914
fuck off you ABU shill. Your divide and conquer tactics won't work here

i think we should sign messi to replace the injured zlatan desu

>>75765981
what do the moon runes say?

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>>75766948
No idea what your on about.

>>75766946
Mourinho should be sacked, I'm glad the Arsenal fans sang Fuck Off if I was there I would have joined in too

>>75766914
>>75766930
>these ABU falseflaggers
This is the only reply you're going to get from me, and I encourage all other ManU fans to ignore as well. Haters DON'T make /manutd/ generals, it's exactly the opposite. A place for United brothers to celebrate victories and share feels and ideas for improvements after bad results.
Go ahead and make your own Anti-MU thread, but expect reports to moderators if you do.

>>75766958
Glory manchester united

>>75766992
sorry based slovak i apologise for doubting your diehard fanship

one day i hope i can love united like you do

>>75766989
Are you SERIOUSLY claiming there's no progress with this team under Mou? This is our first loss since October dude

>Darmian out
>Shaw out
>Smalling out
>Rooney out

>CB in
>LB in
>Greaseman in
>Carrick replacement in

>>75767043
Zero, I watch every fixture, the only good thing about this team is from the work LVG did

>>75767051
Darmian's fine imo. He's been good in defence recently (could have done better for the 2nd goal today though) and he can cover for both fullback positions and CB if necessary.

Agreed on the others. Shaw is a lost cause, Smalling is bambi on ice and Rooney is fucking pathetic. Could do with another attacking player though since this team is in dire need of goals.

>>75766903
>conveniently ignoring we fielder our reserve team
>conveniently ignoring there's no reason for us to care about the league anymore
>conveniently ignoring ManU were better in the first half
>conveniently ignoring we made Arsenal to work hard for their two lucky goals
I understand not every fan understands the game on level required for online discussion, I understand not every fan can be as commited as /manutd/ regulars, but comments like these should simply be deleted. Sorry

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A real hero

>>75767105
>>75767051

Shit, forgot

>Zlatan out
>Striker in (anyone but Lukaku)

Rooney CB
Pogba at striker
5 at the back

Glad there's not an international tournament this summer so we don't throw our money at a big name mong

>sir alex will never have his consciousness transfered into a self-learning neural network and win the epl again

eternal fifth it is

>>75767069
LVG's boreball is long forgotten, thank God. This is a team with completely new mentality, tactics, determination, and ambitions. Mourinho is instilling the winner's mentality and that takes some time to accomplish.

>>75767159

Hames is coming m8.

>Best manager in league
>Best goalkeeper
>Best young defender
>Best Midfielder
>Best striker before he was injured

We need some width la's.

We should buy Hazard, Alexis, Fabinho, Marcelo, Guerrero, Carvajal and maybe Bale for rotation la's.

>>75767170
Mourinho resorts to hoofiing the ball up to Fellaini too u dolt

>>75767177

XD

>Slovak obsesses over United so much he accidentally becomes a genuine United fan

It's only a matter of time; like a fucked up Stockholm Syndrome where you lock yourself in someone's basement

>>75767171
We just need to bring in some low key players who are good and understand the physicality of beating Stoke on a Monday night

Non Troll, Transfer list this summer

Koke - At. Madrid
Gareth Bale
Eric Dier
R. Rodriguez - LB, Wolfsburg

>>75767209
stoke aren't the go-to team for a murderball analogy and haven't been for a couple of years

>>75767229
They pressed our team off the ball when we played them

>>75767228
missed ronaldo griezmann and ramos la

The game is about sticking the fecking ball in their fecking net, under Van Gaal we complicated it too much, and a lot of our players are still in that mindset.

>>75767253
>Ronaldo
Already had him
>Griezmann
Next Pogba
>Ramos
Too old

>>75767206
even pretending hes literally more reasonable than most customers on spee

>>75767228
post it then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xts1Vldrtpg

mrflyingpig and chill

Navas,
Valencia, Varane, Alderweireld, Mendy,
Pogba, Dier
Bale Griezmann Rashford
Lewandowski

>>75766958
Zlatan is my "hyung" (literally means "big brother", but probably means "bro" in this context)

Realistically with Mourinho as manager who's gonna even want to come to United

>>75767194
Kys

>25 games unbeaten
>Go from 6th to 5th
>and could be back at 6th before they even play again

>>75766948
This potato is Slovak's bitch, pay attention to other treads she's always riding his micro pee pee.

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>>75765812
>defence looked pretty much solid, disregarding the goals conceded
We wuz gud except wen we wuzn't

>Martial with blistering pace as ever. If he wasn't marked
He'd be terrific of opposition players would quite trying to stop him.

>De Gea can be easily replaced if he leaves
I'm sure they can easily find another keeper that can singlehandledly keep Manyoo tophalf for three straight seasons.

>EUROPA LEAGUE
MUH MILK CUP

>Haters have no choice but to admit Pogboom is our most crucial player
That's an indictment of you; not an admission by anyone else.

----------------------
BASED SLAV WINDING UP the ManYoo customers

^ stupid

>>75767557
^ stupid

>>75767522

Good post.

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>>75766158
You play a ManYoo fan better than any one else, based Slovak.

>>75767384
Shhhh don't say it too loud, you might wake the Mourinho is gonna lead us back to the top! such an improvement on last season, Redcafers

>>75767384
>why would players want to be successful?

>>75767603

Good post

>>75767611
Maybe we can lure a few African retards like Bailly

But im sure Da Ox is sitting there going wow i sure would love to go to United in the summer now

>>75767659
*Not

>>75766817
Would be hilarious and horrific at the same time.
Even LVG did better, but Mourinho will still keep his job I bet and get to spend another £200 mil to 'fix' his squad

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MOBs gonna have a field day on ManU TV tonight, but you can always rely on based Deepak and Karan to point out the positives

>>75767194
If Mou has faith in Fellaini, there's no reason to doubt the decision. Did you forget about his decisive goal against Middlesbrough?

>>75766059
>Dab

>>75767737
I want Mourinho out you Slowpoke, follow the arguments better next time

>>75767659

Oh no, we can't sign Arselel shitter Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain?

Whatever will we do?!!??!

>>75767778
>Sign a Southampton shitter Yayyyy

>>75767351
>Lewandowski
Now THIS in an idea, why isn't he ever mentioned as a possible transfer? He's probably tired of winning the Bunes titles constantly and maybe wants to challenge himself in the most prestigious league. And as we've seen in the match against Madrid, he stands a better chance of winning the Champions League with ManU and Mourinho than with Bayern.
Yeah I know it's unlikely arrival, but maybe... Woodward should attempt his transfer magic

>>75767800

This isn't the Liverpool general m8

>>75767834
Too slow

>>75767834
Because he's a slightly faster Zlatan who won't age as well. Griezegod is the best choice by far.

>>75767862
That's what it'll probably come to United signing Ward-Prowse or Redmond and Liverpool signing Bertrand then complaining that they're not competing for the title again

>I-I bet Slovak is going to off himself because he misses the dabbing nigger!
>A-any day now! You'll see!
>Implying he hasn't been the biggest United fan among all of us here
>Implying he wasn't lying about being a Jewventus fan because he was playing 5D chess

Like Mourinho, Slovak's tactics can only be understood by the keenest of minds. Most of /sp/ just wouldn't get it.

>>75767773
>I want Mourinho out
Intentionally ignored that part, we all know it can't happen and won't happen. He's the best manager in the world (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Mourinho#Honours) and in the process of rebuilding.
I expect this ManU team to become his managerial Magnum Opus.

Slovak ABU is the Flip reverse trolling right? This level of autism can't be anyone else.

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post match interview
>first time I see Arsenal fans smile, enjoy
and they Jose is not there anymore

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>Messi bows to Pogbanoff
>In contact with Manchester United's marketing department about more sponsorship opportunities
>Possess dabbing abilities
>Direct descendant of Africans
>Cost over $100M from Juventus
>Manchester United is in the process of recouping this money via shirt sales
>Will bankroll some kind of vanity project rap single in the future
>both Pogba brothers said to have 75+ IQ
>In the process of learning English
>We don't yet know what his plan is but Manchester United PLC's customers desperately hope that he gets less shit

Let's be honest, going in CL by taking down Ajax is virtually the best way to do so.

Now, whether they can choke even against Ajax, that's a story for another day.

>>75767948
Your Mentally Deficient

>>75767929
A better explanation than being obsessed enough about United to spend hours every day shitposting about them.

>>75767967
>In the process of learning English
He already speaks more languages than you.

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>>75767874
>>75767913
Rashboy and Martial (or Miki) can provide the pace on the wings, with Lewandovski as #9 and Griez as #10 moving centrally in finishing positions. Striking position isn't just about the speed, offensive positioning is even more crucial. And while I can't wait for Antoine to come - almost certainly buying a shirt - unfortunately he can't be relied upon as the single finisher in the team. Indonesia got it right, Lewandovski + Griez and we're pretty much set. Why didn't anyone think of this before?

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>>75767967

>>75768024

*dabs respectfuclly*

>>75768047
So much this. Get Woodward on the line already.

Why is our team so shit?
Next week we got Tottenham and on paper we should be equal.
Eriksen, Son, Alli are on the same level as Mikhi, Mata and Martial. Yet we all know they r gonna trash us at WHL.

The EFL Cup is the Mickey Mouse Cup but what about all the others?

Slovak in for another 8 hour session?

what a pathetic club

kys

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>>75765812
>Essential links:
>http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/en
>(http://www.manutd.com/en/IndianMegastorePage.aspx)
>https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/
>https://twitter.com/manutd
>https://www.instagram.com/paulpogba
>https://www.redcafe.net

>>75767977
Or choke against Celta. This loss can't be good for morale.

Remember when Man Utd customers where 110% convinced they were signing;

1. Bale
2. Vidal
3. Ramos

How embarrassing that despite being linked with these stars, they had to buy back their own player for 90m, and then pay a record fee for Mkhitaryan who had less than 12months on his contract

Bizarre trasnfer strategy

>>75768450
don't talk about spend

talk about net spend

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>>75768284

>Eriksen, Son, Alli are on the same level as Mikhi, Mata and Martial.

Maybe in FIFA

The absolute state of Man United fans in the comments. PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c35Rq3kdWhU

>>75766453

Problem is that right now the fans have nothing to speak for the coach.

LVG was nothing special.People praised him for winning a match vs a finished Spain squad in the Group stage with a massively underrated Netherlands squad.It was a forced coach "transfer" that gave nothing to the team.

The players were all above their heads. Who would actually give a damn about what Moyes or LVG said?Most of them were picked from SAF himself. Why would they care if an obviously lower tier coach demanted discipline and professionalism over them? They were SAF's choices so they could care less.

But right now, with Mourinho as manager, the fans can't say things about him. The players can't say things about him and respect him at maximum as well. He is successfull. He is one of the best out there. And hes good at getting players by the balls. Even the management knows that they wont find better. If something fails right now in this team, it's not this coach.

The utd fans know he is in the top 4 coaches out there(Mou-Allegri-Conte-Ancellotti) and none of them would give a damn if a currently developing team badmouthed him, called him inappropriate. He would just resign, and find 10 calls next morning offering him a job in a top class team.

You blaming the coach, or at least suggesting he has a big portion of blame on him, that the team didn't finish 4th or above , is a children's opinion.

Youths are good for the eye. U-21 additions to the main team bring some extra solutions and their lust for recognition makes them even better. But they won't win you tournaments.
If you are interested in Martial/Lingard/Rashford actually being Champion material you need to wait 2 seasons.

Last but not least. Defence.
Shaw,Smalling,Blind, Bailley, Rojo, Darmian. Valencia,even Young lol. Bailley/Darmian are decent, but that's just it. Name me one of them who would be in the squad of a big team, like what u are wishing united to be again.

>>75769217
Based post. Would lower debt.

Though Valencia and Rojo would easy get into squads of most teams, Valencia would probably get a decent amount of minutes too.

>>75769217
While I agree about The Mou criticism being childish, I'd even say he isn't comparable to Conte or Allegri but far above them, you're far too harsh on the players. Bailly isn't "decent", he's the best CB in the league and unbelievable steal for 35 million, simply brilliant transfer. Martial or Rashford are among the best young talents, the latter especially who is better than Mbappe.
>Rashboy
>Beckham tier FK in European semis, already in final
>Mbappe
>Did f*ck all in European semis, basically knocked out already
And no, I'm not mad Mbappe said there's no way he would come to play for us. Let someone else get scammed, Rash is superior.

really though why does slovakia hate pogba and manchester united so much?

>>75769784
Why do ABUs keep bringing up Pogba constantly? Jealous much? He didn't even play today, would have been completely different result if he was

>>75768450
>Bale
Look what he's turned into - cripple on a huge contract, no place for such players at United. We got Martial who even cost less and has all the potential in the world.
>Vidal
Fancy, fouling Herrera. Nowhere near Pogba's level
>Ramos
Bailly is far better than Ramos was at the same age. He's already the best in the league, so how do you think he'll look like after 1 more season under Mourinho's tutoring?

>>75765812
>Monster Unbeaten run

>Before the "MONSTER" unbeaten run MemeShitster were 6 points behind Chelsea, 5 behind Liverpool
>Now 16 points behind chelsea, 4 behind Liverpool
>MONSTER RUN!

>>75770107
>UNBEATEN since October (!)
>somehow not impressive

>>75766163
>5th Place

ARSE-ANAL still have a game in hand.

>6th place

>>75769745
> I'd even say he isn't comparable to Conte or Allegri but far above them
Career-wise yes but looking at recent performances from last 2-5 years, he's on their level at the moment.

>>75769448
there's no point in selling Valencia. He's good and has a long connection with the club. he'll sign year by year contracts until he retires, like Carrick. Rojo has done very well under Mourinho, I reckon he'll dispute the spot with whoever Mourinho brings as a CB. Bailly is world class material, I've never seen such class in handling defending situations. A true finding.
Darmian will stay as it's obvious it's him the manager trusts. I won't be surprised if LB is one of the positions Mourinho will go to the market to, and Darmian becomes a sort of United's Nacho.
The other 3, Jones, Smalling and Shaw it's obvious he'll get rid of them as soon as United has a proposal. will be kept in squad to cover for injury-troubled times until West Ham or Stoke come calling.

>>75765971
His form hasn't dropped our defense is the worst i've seen since before I was born

>>75770167
>Allegri
Amateur league
>Conte
Amateur league, only successful in PL now because he uses Mourinho's team and Mourinho's tactics. Nothing more than an post-Mou administrator, watch him crash and burn (and Chelsea fans crying for Mou to come back) as soon as he'll have to come up with something of his own

>>75770212
How many goals have we conceded since late January?

Do you really have nothing better to do than falseflag on a Laotian claymation forum?

>>75770198
>Bailly is world class material, I've never seen such class in handling defending situations
FINALLY someone realizes this. I don't understand why aren't more ManU fans besides themselves over Bailly, I'd unironically rank him among best 3 CBs in the world right now

>>75770276
>implying it's not hilarious

>>75770313
>3
not sure about that, not like a kid can compete with decade old Real Madrid or Juventus CBs. but he's good, if he finds some goal in him, he'll be close to Varane's level

This satire is like something a 12 year old American would come up with. This is what /sp/ has become? Get divegrass off here then if you faggots worship this "shitposting".

>>75770453
Varane has stagnated since he isn't coached by The Master anymore, so Bailly is better right now. But it's very likely they'll be defensive partners at United at next season so... I'm giving one season before they reach the Maldini-Nesta level, two seasons to surpass them.

cringe

>>75770198
I wouldn't be too surprised if Mouyes would give Shaw another chance, he seemed on the right way before dying again. Not being a bitch about the criticism is a good sign too.

As for Rojo, he clearly improved but is still far from a top CB and can't balance it out with other contributions either but yeah, he's a great backup to have for sure.

>>75770421
For a while. Doing it for hours is rather sad.

>>75770858
probably. he'll get more chances, as he's clearly the talented one. little by little he'll understand the demands. it was a shame that he got injured, as he would have 4 free PL matches until the end of the season

>>75765812
>being unironically this autistic

>>75765812
Murinho is the most negative manager ever, resting his first team your playing Celta Vigo their poo poo, I think it was an excuse he knew he was in for a beating either way.

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>>75771190
Yeah, well, he probably won't be around for many more beatings. Manure will lose away to Spurs so can't finish higher than fifth and if The Spent One doesn't bring home the EL, he's history.

>>75771190
Are people forgetting that Celta raped the big 3 in Spain after Mouyes beat them? Not resting your team with just one goal advantage would be crazy given how EL is a way better way for CL than finishing 2-4th.

>>75771190
The 1st team players are tired after April's fixtures, plus Celta are no joke on their day

>>75771417
>>75771521
They might be 11th in La Liga and on a 4 match losing run, but lets not forget they're in EL semis for a reason. Not much difference between this competition and CL in terms of latter stages quality, therefore Celta are among the 8 strongest teams in Europe. Away win is a huge result for United, even if a narrow one.

>>75771696
>4 match losing run
Because they were resting their own team for this.

>>75771521
the reality is that Luis Enrique, Zidane and Simeone didn't pass the Balaidos test. Celta lost today 3-0 again. no starters on the lineup.

>>75766775
>4-3-4

>>75766946
>Creativity, fluidity, attacking brilliance - while keeping it impenetrable defensively. That's the Mourinho way

What the fuck am I reading?

>Come back from posting about France being Cucked
>This shit is still up, Slovakian still at it

Holy shit not even ppl on /pol/ are this pathetic

>>75771879
That's the Fear Factor our manager has been building up - one of the best teams in Spain and Europe is so terrified of prospect of facing Mou's Devils they start collapsing domestically too, crippled by thoughts of what's comming. United won the game before it officially started.

>>75772285
The only aspect holding United back so far was Ibrahimovic's lack of movement and bad finishing, without him we would be in Top4 comfortably. His injury was a blessing in disguise, now we're free to pursue Lewandovski and Griezmann with Rash raping the wide areas

>>75772777
>so terrified of prospect of facing Mou's Devils they start collapsing domestically too, crippled by thoughts of what's comming
Damn, that's a solid 9/11. Made me giggle.

>>75772871
Except it wasn't intended as a funny remark, but you're welcome. No one sh*t their pants when Moyes or LVG were in charge, now the fearsome reputation is back. Teams are scared of Barcelona or Real because of their attacking threat. Teams don't want to play against Atletico or Juventus because of their defensive prowess.
United now possess both

It's a bit sad making threads lad, you should wait and shitpost the hell out of any manure threads you see instead. also, I find it slightly worrying that you're statements are actually more in tune with reality than most manure customers on this board, you need to start making fifa lineups filled with bayern and madrid players to say who you want mouyes to buy etc

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>>75765812
>absolute state of customers right now
thank you slovak

great thread

>>75766158

Is this post real?

>>75780947
Real in his own head maybe

how do people still not know about the slovak being a troll? teach me your ways slovakbro, how the fuck you trick these customers week in week out

>>75785760
>people still don't realise Slovak ABU is The Flip using a proxy

>implying poonited wll win the EL
l o l

United are shit
The fact they are likely to make the EL final is down to pure chance

Easiest route to the final since Chelsea won it

Either Lyon or Ajax would have raped them away from home and ended the tie there

>Slav had another 5 hours session last night

Stop posting in this thread everyone, someone go make a real one. The Slav realized he couldn't win arguments and switched to false flagging now.

I....I think I'm in love with slovakbro