Liverpool v Southampton Thread #2

>feyenoord

why are liverpool so shit?

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>tfw its... HABBENING

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

>>75761645
lmfao what the fuck

how many eplel teams go to cl? and how many have to play playoffs?

>>75761631
>le emotional coach
sad! contrived!

>>75761668
Macron and wife???

I can remember it like it was yesterday. There had been a tremendous build up in the weeks before. Brenny and Stevie G had decided it would be a good idea for the warriors to arrive for the last home games in a team bus.The premier league winners 13/14 T- shirts were even outselling the `five times' ones. I knew all this because I had been following it on sky sports with Carra and Tommo.

Put sky sports on for the build-up. Just after lunch I put my full kit on. Both scarves ready, kissed the badge five times. On sky sports there was Carra, Tommo, Lawro, Hanno. They then kept showing interviews with Brenny and Stevie G, who had come up with another great idea. They said that the warriors were going to do it for the '96 in the sky'.

The game kicked off. We were murdering them (don't mention Heysel). Stevie G was brilliant; he had given a rousing speech at the last game, telling everyone that this does not slip now. Some time in the second half, I am sure someone fouled Stevie G, and he slipped up, with Ba getting the ball and scoring. Stevie G must have been fouled as it is never his fault, but sky would not show the proper replay to prove it. Anyway, I felt sure Brenny would sort things out. I could not believe it when they scored again, clearly offside. Everyone is against us; we have not even had a penalty for at least three games.

I screamed and banged my head against the wall. Mum shouted up to me to stop it, saying it always seems to end like this every year. Anyway, I kissed my badge again five times and wiped away the tears. Brenny came on to be interviewed by sky. He said we have to believe, and will put ten past Palace next game.We were 3-0 up and heading for 10. The next thing, it was 3-3. Louis and Stevie G were crying, Brennies bottom lip was going. I am sure I heard laughing from the bitter next door. Anyway, next year will be our year. As long as the refs are fair with us, they only gave us 14 penalties last season.

Five times la, five times.

webm of pen?

>>75761703
2 and 2, right?

>>75761703
top 3 go straight to the groups while 4th has to do the play-off round

Don't evan care if we lose

Wanna know why? United have to play Spurs AND Southampton away, they'll obviously piss both those games away

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people


Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah


Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

>>75761703
3 into groups, 1 into qualis

>>75761703
4 go to CL, 1 to playoffs. Man Utd might be the 5th if they win EL and don't get top 4

>>75761686
To this day, I still don't know what it means. I put it into google translate once and the page crashed. Is it just an exchange between Klopp and a bar tender with extra Kult Kloppos?

>forster showboating
J U S T
U
S
T

Forster is a big man fucking hell.

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>So it was, a quiet day in Anfield
>Let every person know
>In every home, missing
>Proud supporters, red and blue
>Please prey for those that left
>Ensure they fight through fear
>Don't cry for me tonight mum, cos this'll be our year!!!!!

pls read the first letter in every line and then respond with 'JFT96'. 1 repost = 1 prayer for our lads

>>75761746
3 go straight into the CL mate, 1 into qualis

STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE

>>75761739
well it doesn't matter anyway cause man u are gonna win the EL

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Hmmmmm

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>>75761716

>>75761770
>KEKED

Dubs and Liverpool concede

>>75761770
he's a large human male

I dated a girl from Liverpool a few years ago, she used to like tonguing my bumhole

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>>75761770
when will they learn?

>>75761755
4 u

>>75761733
>>75761736
>>75761744
>>75761746
thx las

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kek

>>75761770
He is a big guy

>>75761770
N E V E R
E
V
E
R

Cech, Holding, Koscielny, Monreal, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Xhaka, Ramsey, Gibbs, Ozil, Sanchez, Welbeck.

de Gea, Tuanzebe, Jones, Smalling, Darmian, Herrera, Carrick, Mkhitaryan, Mata, Martial, Rooney.

>>75761785
>his smile and optimism

>>75761770
This has been extremely painful

southampton and west brom are a disgrace to the pl desu.

>>75761799
>Rooney
noice

>>75761770
what did he say to him?

>>75761799
>Rppney

>>75761799
That was upsetting, forgot Cech isn't a Chelsea player anymore for a second there.

>Rooney starting for Manure
Just give Wenger the game already

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>“I went home from training that Friday lunchtime and switched on the TV,” he said.

>“Rafa sat down with his usual half-smile. It looked likely to be a normal press conference, but then he reached into his pocket for a piece of paper.

>“He spread it out on the table and began to read out one ‘fact’ after another. Rafa kept saying ‘fact... fact... fact...’ and I could not believe what I was hearing. I was grabbing the couch, digging my fingers into the arms, feeling embarrassed for him.

>“Rafa started by saying that maybe Manchester United ‘are nervous because we are at the top of the table’. I thought: ‘Uh oh, what’s happening here?’

>“It seemed so unlike Rafa to talk in such an emotional way. You could see the anger in him. ‘I want to talk about facts,’ Rafa said. ‘I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some facts.’

>“Rafa went off on a ramble about how Manchester United and ‘Mr Ferguson’ had not been properly punished for various misdemeanours. He listed dates and incidents and concluded that ‘Mr Ferguson is the only manager in the league that cannot be punished for these things’.

>“He then railed against the fixture list and the timing of matches being skewed in United’s favour. Rafa was sounding muddled and bitter and paranoid. He was humiliating himself. It was a disaster. I couldn’t understand Rafa’s thinking in wanting to take on Ferguson, a master of mind games, when we were sitting so calmly on top of the table early into a new year.

>“When I met up with England all the Manchester United players told me Fergie was just laughing at Rafa, saying: ‘I’ve got him. I’ve got him.’

>>75761799
>xhaka ramsey
Mou is ready

>>75761799
>this is United's weaken team.

Not terrible tbqh.

>Southampton Legends vs Southampton

>>75761799
If Arsenal can't beat this, then o my daiz

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>>75761799
>Tuanzebe
He actually started him, I'm shocked.

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>>75761793
lel

>>75761784
I saw that in a porn once, seemed kinda pointless to me desu, like more ticklish than hot.

Liverpool not up to much.

>>75761799
>Tuanzebe
>Jones
>Rppney
>Carrick

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*blocks your pen*

>>75761749
Pretty much. It's an extended joke about how down to earth he is, with a reference to an Opel ad he did.

>>75761799
jones and smalling are sunderland tier players

Sturridge is too good to be benched

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>>75761847
heh heh

>sturshit

>>75761799
>Tuanzebe
Never heard of this kid is he any good?

>>75761741
not seen this one in a while

fuck!

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>desperately cheering your team on for a 1-1 draw at home against a championship tier team

kek. habnin again

this match is making me nauseous

>>75761872
He's a better centre back than Jones and Smalling

should have just blasted it at forsters face there

>>75761872
Lighting up the youth scene for a while apparently, fans have been calling for José to give him a chance all year

>>75761686
"Kult Motivator Kloppo" is better pasta desu.

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>liverpool can't even beat a team who have absolutely nothing to play for and aren't even really trying to score at all just looking to piss liverpool off by parking the bus

howling at this

Why is Origi starting over Sturridge? Is Kloppo just getting the black players confused?

United will probably win the Europa league anyway but Jesus Liverpool, how can ye not even get fourth? Mouyes needs to suffer

>>75761914
>a team who have absolutely nothing to play for and aren't even really trying to score at all just looking to piss liverpool off by parking the bus
at least they didn't lose to that exact thing this time

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>>75761770
wtf is this real

>>75761914
So'ton like beating Liverpoo though, due to the fact that Liverpool used to try treat them as some kind of feeder club when Liverpool were the bigger club.

Ive my fingers crossed for a west ham-spurs kind of upset

The fucking state of Matty Grimes

LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM LUNDEKVAM

>lellanna

Liverpool fan here, honestly klopp needs to go in the summer he just isn't good enough. We should be winning titles with this squad.

>>75761955
Lundekvam scored the 1000th Norwegian international goal with his bollocks. Describes our national team pretty well desu

quality match this

>>75761975
>worse record than brenny

>Professional footballer
>Can't play a simple 6 yard pass

How can this be explained

are liverpool parking the bus?

Liverpool have played 6 hours against southampton this season without scoring

What's the point of that sub? I don't think a guy that young believes in himself enough in a situation like this to make a difference.

Imagine being a scouser and shopping at Lidl and reading the Mirror. Ghastly - sad!

THIS FUCKIN INJUSTICE LA

lel

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>>75761975
>We should be winning titles with this squad

>Madders

>>75761975
He doesn't have much of a squad to rotate with.

>booby mad lee

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>>75761975
Yes because top managers will be lining up for the Liverpool job
> This would be the best you can hope for at this stage.

>>75761975
Yeah, and replace him with whom? Dickhead.

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KEK

>MINGOLEL

he can't keep getting away with this!!

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heheh

Flopp going mental kek

This Jurgen Klopp acting school needs to stop desu

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Does living in Liverpool drive everyone to insanity?

>>75762004
They don't read the sun anyway that's for sure!

SEETHING

>>75762030
>SEEETHING

Bit mad that, a Southampton player blocked a pass with his hand 15 minutes ago and it wasn't even a free kick, nevermind a yellow.

Really makes you think

>>75762030
when the mandy kicks in

PASSION LA

>>75762026
>whom

only Dickheads use that word

Handball desu

andball

>>75761976
kek. that doesn't surprise me. in something like 400 saints games, he scored only 2 goals, one of which just deflected off him into the net. proper club legend though.

>>75762030
I'M MANAGING

>Liverpool should try to sign three more Southampton players, according to former Reds captain Phil Thompson. The Reds are interested in centre-half Virgil van Dijk, 25, left-back Ryan Bertrand, 27, and central midfielder Oriol Romeu, 25. (Liverpool Echo)
Stop

>banning a news paper because you got triggered so hard

kek why don't liverpool just ban losing? they'll probably win the treble

where is the fight in this liverpool team?

none of them look like they give a shit

thought klopp was a man motivator

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top kek based ref

>>75761848
Yeah but it still feels good

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fucking refball

should be red and pen tb h

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>>75762001
he's young and fearless double-o one. i wouldve thought you of all people would know what thats like

hilarious how >lellana is iniesta/10 in the eplel lmao

>>75762054
>Leaf
No surprise that you're a retard.

>>75762015
It's not like he played in a lot competition.

>>75762054
replace he with who
replace him with whom

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Another heroic performance la
What grit, what great
That Liverpool feel

I can't think of a single thing Liverpool have done well in this match, everything has been average to poor

>>75762075
name 5 instances where this has been said

>>75762070
>swedes in charge of anything straight

>>75762076
rude desu

>sturridge

>4 mins added time
>crowd still whinging
Scouse scum

FUCK

GOAT

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KEK FORSTER AGAIN HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>75762075
He's actually better than iniesta la because iniesta couldn't play at stoke on a wet windy Wednesday without breaking all his bones la

>>75762048
they even did it in the box but no penalty were given
and guaranteed milner wouldve scored it if it was given la

>>75762088
Kloop should start using Brenny's old quotes.
"Liverpool showed a lot of character with this draw"

BASED BIG GUY

>this shitty team might be in the CL next season

FUCK OFF FORSTER

U CUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT

>>75762106
cause it really can't be "Until We Score" Fergie-Time or else we'd be here for six more hours

>>75762091
Their manager showed passion a few times

>>75762130
forster ruining liverpoo's night

South pamptin should pay for everyone's tickets as they didn't come to play a game

i hope this match will finish before 96 minute right guys? get it??????

>be utter wank this season
>still keeps liverpool out

Why even turn up next week?

dubs and there will be an a goal in '96 min

That's the first of two 0-0s done for today

>>75762155
Oh boy...

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>milner

>>75762155
eesti pls

Lol chokers

THAT
LIVERPOOL
FEEL
LA

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""super"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" sunday

>>75762151
haha

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>been drunk nearly all weekend
>need to go back to work in 18 hours

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>Sir we've lost again to Southampton, what shall we do?
>BUY ALL OF THEIR SHITTEST PLAYERS IMMEDIATELY

I'm glad it's over

>livercrap

ha
hahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>LIVERSHIT

>>75762080
Still, any injury really fucks things up.

>SEETHING

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Pathetic

forster exposed milner

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WHERE IS THE GYPSY KING

100m bid for Fraser Forster incoming.

THIS DOES NOT LIVERPOOL

fuck this shit if team can't took at least one shoot on target it should be automatic defeat

•—•

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMuh96AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Southampton keep cucking Liverpool it's funny

>This is how Wenger stays on

Dare i say, another European fraud found out?

Teams that come to play a match to not lose should be dissolved

>liverpool slipping out of top 4

>Buy Southampton player every year
>Cannot beat them everytime
JUST

>>75762070
>handball outside the box
>penalty

Do you even understand the most basic of football rules?

What the fuck is wrong with Jurgen Klopp? Why does he STILL have no answer to the most absolute basic tactic in all of football?

>"KLOPP WILL GET US BACK INTO THE CL AND WILL WIN US THE 6TH LA" - EVERY LIVERPOOL FAN IN AUGUST 2016

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Imagine actually travelling 200 miles to watch your team park a bus

>>75762230
He's been brainwashed by Liverpool.

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> MFW Liverpoo can't even beat their reserves.

>>75762222
think it's fucking hilarious how southampton just did nothing all game and livershit couldn't even score once

they deserve to be dissolved

>>75762243
watching liverpoo get cucked was worth it

>>75762227
b8d son

better luck next time lad

>>75762224
I hope so but it is unlikely.
United need to win tonight. I am not sure who I prefer to be in the top 4. United or Liverpool. I hate both teams.

>>75762230
He's a one trick pony, they play in the same style every single game and it's so predictable

>>75762251
even with a penalty

>>75762235
klopp will get into the cl tho

>>75762262
They'll finish 5th, have 60+games next season.
And Klopp promised to win it in 3 seasons.

>>75762030

When is this nutcase going to be sent to the stands?

>Spurs and Liverpool at CL next year
ohboy

>>75762222
So mad

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I think it's safe to say that Liverpool will not be in the CL next season.

>>75762246

underrated post

>>75762251
They didn't do nothing, they just kept the whole team back leaving no fucking space and going down off every little touch.

It was pulis ball but without blooting it up.

>>75762299
If United win both their games in hand they will pip Liverpool by 1 point.

>>75762285
Liverpoo's team in the EL again will be fucking gas, they have no where near enough squad depth for Thursday night football.

Dont deserve top 4. Will do fuck all again next year. Good times

Lads, why did Foster kiss Milner on the head?

>Grujic, Studge and Milner
>Being good enough for a proper crack at CL

Good job we don't get in, Squad needs serious investment

>>75762322
they wont though

>>75762265
Fuck.

Well played.

>>75762302

Well I'm not going to happy you dumb cunt

>>75762222

Southampton were playing to win. Puel's favourite tactic is to make the match so unbelievably dull that the opponents fall asleep and allow a goal scoring chance. Sadly, Liverpool's players stayed awake.

>>75762381

If united win the EL and get 4th then 5th place gets CL

Fuck I don't want to support them

>>75762408
u sure m8?

>>75762369
I won't put it past Liverpool cucking themselves out of Top 4 desu.

>>75762408
No.

Top 4 gets CL

Winner of Mickey Mouse CL gets CL.

That's it. There is no "if X then Y" rules at all. It's just as above.

If United finish 4th and win the EL, it doesn't affect the 5th place team at all.

>"Can they now take advantage of Liverpool's SLIP"
kek haahahaha
sky sports putting the dagger in

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"Can United take advantage of Liverpool's slip"

Great choice of words from the Sky pundit there

Wonder what you ABAs gonna say when we finish above your lot.

>>75762443
Actually 4th place goes to CL Qualifiers.

I wouldn't put it past Liverpool, United our Arsenal slipping up to some Ukrainian minnows and still not getting through

>>75762470
>we

>>75762509
>>75762470
>Replying to yourself

Kek

>>75762235
Reminder it's still in our hands.

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>>75762509
>>75762470

>samefag >we'ing himself

>>75762483
CL qualifiers is the same competition as the CL, it's just an earlier round.

4th = in the CL
5th = not in the CL

Can't really be much clearer...

EL winners = CL
If Man United win it, them finishing 4th, 5th, 6th or 20th won't make a jot of difference to this rule.

Liverpool were SHIT but damn Southampton didn't feel like doing anything today lol

>>75762546
True lad

It's still the CL, but KEK if you go out at that point

why does absolutely no one shoot from 30m anymore, if the opposition is parking the bus and not closing down just get someone to shoot blooters until they get lucky or the GK spills it and your forward can poach it

>>75762443
It actually can happen, if United wins the EL but ends up outside top four.
That way, the top three would go directly, 4th would go to qualifiers and United would go straight to CL too, in which case there could be 5 English teams in CL.
That wouldn't happen anyway since in that case it will probably be Liverpoo who ends 4th and they'll manage to slip the qualifiers.

OUR YEAR LA

>>75762655
What part of Norway are you from la

-- oh wait nevermind.

>>75762470
>>75762483
>we
>Indonesia
>samefag

>>75762625
>It actually can happen
No, it can't.

>That way, the top three would go directly, 4th would go to qualifiers and United would go straight to CL too, in which case there could be 5 English teams in CL.
>That wouldn't happen anyway since in that case it will probably be Liverpoo who ends 4th and they'll manage to slip the qualifiers.

This is literally just what I described m8.

>>75762848
You only described the case where United ends in top 4, what I wrote there is for when that doesn't happen (5th or lower). Read it again.
Also:

http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/news/newsid=2444525.html