NRL City vs Country

Connor Watson man of the match

why the fuck do they do this shit in the middle of the season?

are they scared BIG STRONG A-League finals will DESTROY their TV ratings

>>75756086

When else should they do it?

Just realized Queensland cup vs NSW cup is on as well

QLD are winning 18-6

DUDE COKE LMAO

When did City and Country become a so-called Origin Trial?

Why don't they just revive it as a start or end of year exhibition match?

When did you stop watching City and Country?

>>75756806
It used to be because people actually used to want to play it

Because of the 9s and Allstar game

I always watch it, I just don't care about it

>>75756806
I always watch it because I like to see team combinations I won't see in conventional games.

>>75756829
Was there a formal decision by NSWRL to use the game as a selection trial? Which year?

>>75756806
>>When did you stop watching City and Country?
The bush never stopped caring city scrub

>>75756859
I stopped watching because I knew City would almost always win Countryhick.

>>75756806
Stopped watching after Joey's last game for country, so like 03 or 04 or something like that

>>75756848
1928, for Origin 1987

>>75756875
Cityfags pls go

I honestly don't know why this game wasn't on friday night instead of the sunday afternoon slot.

City lineup is a fucking disaster

>this banjo music

>>75756933
1-5 is alright, the rest is trash

>dugan out for 3 weeksandd likely to miss origin 1
>proctor stepping down from titans captaincy

noice.

David Gower, Hame Sele, Pauli Pauli and Jake Marketo are representative players and by logic are Origin contenders

So much hurrdurr in the commentary about how much this means to Country

>LE FUG LE GUMTREE XDXD

Just had phone sex lads.

1.Tedesco
2. Trbojevic
3. gaypooa
4. Hayne
5. Ferguson

IS the elite NSW 1-5

Gumtree is a pretty shit site. Based ebay all the way

Why is Elliot playing wasn't there a massive shitstorm about Bulldogs denying players?

>>75757038
Just Des's usual mindgames

1. Teddy
2. Ferguson
3. Dugan (Bird if injured)
4. Hayne
5. T.Trbojevic
6. Maloney
7. Pearce
8. Boyd
9. Peats
10. Klemmer
11. Graham
12. Cordner
13. Frizell
14. Bird (Whoever the in form utility is if Dugan is out)
15. Fifita
16. Jackson
17. J.Trbojevic

>>75756995
If you know your favourite girls access code enter it now or press two for the menu

>>75757057
Dickmove prevent Jackson from playing in his hometown but I will admit I am laughing at the butthurt. Jackson is not playing but his face is being used in Mudgee to promote it.

It is as though NRL is rubbing their dick on country's face.

He is a citycuck.

Ugh the lack of diversity in the crowd is disugsting

Country fans, how do you feel that this the last?

>>75757075
>starting klemmer
Yeah nah, better to go with GODojevic or fatfita. Also theres no need for graham AND jackson. take one or the other 2bh.

10.Fifita
11.Frizell
12.Cordner
13.Trbojevic

Then rotate Jackson on for Trbojevic and shift frizell into 13.

>>75757109
Its just a bit shortsighted unless teams like the poosters with limited catchments start taking games out to the bush

>>75756995
What was she wearing

>>75757147
I like how you automatically think that it was paid phone sex instead of just me with my gf

>>75757156
bit defensive there

>>75757075
Starting to have hope for NSW domination future with Cronk and Thurston both gone next year. Be surprised if Smith stays on after 10 wins without the other 2.

Cartwright is so fucking bad

>poontry

kek

KEK

>saying naughty words on live television

Ayy league grand final is tonight lads

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Based female touchie doing a great job.

David Gower worth a Blues spot lads?

>>75757182
He'd be elite in the ball playing lock era

Anasta 2.0 2bh

What's the best bourbon lads. I'm partial to wild turkey myself

>>75757216
Don't mind bulleit bourbon.

>>75757138
Fittler suggests a junior system where the lowest ranked teams are assigned areas with the most potential.

>don't tell my heart

Based DJ playing all the hits.

>Ooby dooby
>Ooby dooby
>Ooby dooby
>Ooby dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby

Watching Harry Pooper lads.

>poosend

I'm obsessed with watching videos of women shitting lads

why are country players such pussies

>>75757270
Misses told me she's wanted to try something new for ages. Said I was fine with anything, gave me a rim job the other night. Actually loved it. Wants to peg me now, not sure what do lads.

Bromwich only stood down for 2 weeks. Weak punishment from Melbourne.

>>75757279
nothing better than a dominant woman t b h

>>75757279
Take turns

>>75757279
Buy a dress and some make up and present yourself when she gets home.

This Country side better move their arse.

>>75757279
Maybe just tell her your a little bit uncomfortable with the idea of getting pegged but that your supportive of her to try pegging someone else and your more than happy to watch

>>75757304
I'll get pegged by his misses.

Fucking based.

Don is good

Oh look it's almost as if Bryce Cartwright is a dumb shit who doesn't learn anything

Cartwright's a fucking retard lol

>fartshite
>fastest man in league addo-carr nowhere close
>lead chaser is gallen

>>75757286
This atm, bit bored of slapping her around and choking her out.

>>75757287
Wouldn't mind her pegging me while I do another girl in the ass but this will take time.

>>75757304
Would actually be okay with this kek. Her pegging a thai ladyboy would be god tier.

gonna jerk off at HT lads

Refball

Based fem touchie being ELITE yet again

Gonna go watch this faggot jerk off to gay scat lads

based female touchie doing an OUTSTANDING job

just about to do a poo, and post it too my gay scat club

Waiting for my favorite actor to upload his gay scat lads

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Lads wtf is this?

>>75757404
the future the left wants

>>75757404
The Voice Blind Auditions

Based double agent Fartshite

This based as fuck DJ

>poody poolker

>City pick literal reserve graders
>Still winning

Hmm....

Really scratches the old noodle doesn't it?

>>75757453
The DJ has gone dare I say even beyond the elite levels of the based female touchie.

>>75757467
let's not go too crazy here

>>75757473
What if the DJ is female?

>>75757481
What if the based female touchie is actually the dj.

>>75757487
Women can't multitask

watson is shit lads

LMAO

BASED White Lightning

>>75757492
Are you actually implying that the 9s DOESN'T mean anything with first grade

Holy shit KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>he was all smug and then gets the ball stripped

Thinking chicken kiev with mash and peas for dinner lads

>falling for that dummy

>poory

Why is the south coast so ELITE at creating good nrl playes and the north coast so shit?

having a beer lads

dat cheeky bum

CARN THE DOGGIES

>Channel 9 decides to push the Poorith narrative in 2017
>Channel 9 employee Brad Fittler picks 5 terrible Poorith players

Really makes me ponder

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROOOOLINNNNNNNNNE

Pissed in this faggots beer and watched him drink it lads

getting bullied lads

Bullying this little faggot right now lads

just found out that i'm a little faggot lads

Jack De Belin would be a good selection for origin 2bh

Rossdog tired as fuck

GASSED

>>75757559
>de bell end

>>75757559
welp. there goes any chance he had

had porterhouse steak with veggies, plus some fried onions

>>75757583
>had
It's fucking not even 6pm mate. Are you fucking 80 years old or something?

>he eats dinner past 5.30pm
kek, no wonder you're obese

It was the right call to not pass 2bh

TAKE THE TWO

Fucking selfish sims cunt could have passed it and got a try.

gonna eat some chives

>>75757598
t. greg inglis

Nah blair would have been caught and taken over the sideline. It was the right call by sims

FARTSHITE

This game hath proved Gallen is still the best lock in the game. Daley should pick him for Origin.

whats that other long green vegetable that isn't a cucumber?

TWWWWWWWWWWWIST IT

>>75757620
Lime

>>75757620
zucchini

>>75757620
A leek mate

>>75757620
Zucchini?

>>75757620
Celery

>>75757620
Thats a carrot m8

>zucchini
>vegetable
kek

Got shot by a lebanese cucumber lads

>le seeds on the inside is the definition of a fruit

KYS my man

>>75757620
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=whats+that+other+long+green+vegetable+that+isn%27t+a+cucumber&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU721AU721&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigt_HWpN3TAhUHO7wKHfclD5kQsAQILQ

>tfw this game is so shit that we're talking about vegetables
nuke this entire sport

>cucumber
>vegetable
kek

Why is this the last CvC game ever?

>>75757665
Jews

>>75757659
never forget Alex McKinnon

>>75757659
Nuke yourself cunt

Broccoli is my favourite veg

i genuinely enjoy watching my gf take a shit
there is something some erotic about watching a beautiful women sitting on the toilet laying a fat cable while you watch.

Sydney FC getting BTFO

>>75757669
Big Business fucking everything up? Gutted.

>Fartshite getting points

Least deserving player I've ever seen score

http://www.epicurious.com/archive/seasonalcooking/farmtotable/visualguideasianproduce

Spewin' lads

maybe next year cuntry cucks

oh wait kek

KEK

Imagine losing to a team of reserve graders and letting Bryce Fartshite score a try

>>75757672
It depends upn the type of shit shes taking 2bh. Yeah sure if its a big fat chode, but if its squirty little poo juice, its not that hot

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Based Gallen bringing the team home again

If I ever see Gallen in the street I'm gunna smash the grub

Snacking on some kumquats right now.

Why is Gal such a fucking attention slut

>>75757696
Hindmarsh GOAT kicker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KTPIHJvS2s

Paul Gallen is my favourite player. I really like him.

>>75757693
my gf does proper shits because she eats properly
its always a nice thick long log and they don't even smell
i think it has something to do with how good looking she is
plus she is half asian

Lads, just remember that Gallen conversion as the last pints in City country. It will be a trivia question down at the pub in the next 5 years or so

I couldn't imagine being an elite player that retires without getting to have a go at kicking a goal in your final game

I would've preferred to lose than have Fartshite get a try

>>75757737
This.

Fucking embarrassed to be a city chad now

>>75757696
Which game is this?

>>75757763
Third game last year

>Team filled up with fringe first graders and reserve graders
>City still wins
Told you so.

Bob Katter is going to be bitching about a lot more Farmer Suicides at the next session.

Let this be a lesson to Countryhicks. A lesson in City supremacy. That even our second best is better than the country.

>Want to go shit up the A-League gf thread
>There isn't one, the A-League and MLS generals are merged

kek

KEK

>>75757770
>"A lesson in City supremacy."

>NSWRL ran from 1908 to 1994
>City winning most of the games
>NRL began in 1998
>Country and City comparable

Really?

>>75757594
NEET detected

DuGOD WILL play Origin.

Haters are perturbed beyond belief.

https://www.thechronicle.com.au/news/worrying-trend/3175041/

Feeling pretty pertubed right now lads

Why didn't Tariq pass it lads?

>Denan Kemp has his own beer

>>75757980
I pumped Denan Kemp's gf's twin sister

>>75757965
selfish and greedy like all inbred hillbillies

Imagine living in the country lads

Vaughan and McLean to play origin?
What about Townsend

>>75758405
no lel

Sydney Football Club won lads

won what?

>Watching pussy ball

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>>75758447
Vaughan is one of the in form props though

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Hess deserves an origin spot
Prove me wrong

>>75758543
no, gotta keep room in the team for thaiday and myles, lel

>>75758530
He's probably one forward going down away from making it 2bh

I started the sydney fc thread without even watching the game lads.

Easiest replys i'll ever get

lads

LADS

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically /nrl/.

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>>75758693
Wtf I just disowned my daughter.
More could be added to it though. Heard of giving your daughter away to be married. She basically abandons your family to run off with a strangers family. Even more cucking.

He thinks anyone will actually read that

>his post was proven objectivity incorrect less than 20 seconds before he posted
kek

will he ever recover?

Just recovered lads

just tricked some faggot kid into thinking he recovered lads

I will NOT rest until we get to 200

*rests*

*farts*

>>75758693
>not being your daughter's first fuck

there's your problem

You raised her so you have the right to sample her goods first. This should be the law.

*dabs*

Walkie

ordered one of these lads

https://www.pccasegear.com/products/38255/corsair-one-pro-gaming-system

finally something to go with my 100 inch 4K UHD HDR tv

>>75759468
No it's me sean

Walklad

>>75758693
Great post. But my wife wants a daughter.

Padt 200 lads, I can rest easy now

Night night

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He didn't build his own computer and bought a pre made.

>he built his pc instead of getting a prebuilt
kek

walkcunt

Did the thread start smelling like fucking shit all of a sudden?

Might buy a Macbook Pro lads

Macbook poo