/Heem/: Famous Edition

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a l d o

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>>75751176
OP! this thread is great, the memes are dank, Food is delightful. Keep it coming for goodness sake, lets have some cake

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Grasso bless

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>>75751284

Thanks friend, the truth is, a burger this good NEEDS to be talked about!

>>75751176
>it's a flavor combination with no rival

How long before Conor opens the first ever "Notorious Burger" in Dublin?

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>>75751239

This

>>75751541

Hard to open a business when you're stuck in a tree

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Join in for spicy fights
>http://taima.tv/r/mma

poor comentator got BTFO

>>75751450
QT

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SWANGN N BANGN

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should I call in to Stud Radio next week to confess my love for Tuss? Shes so thicc lads, this is exactly what I want in a woman in terms of looks

can someone post the official spicy banger list and not the gay one someone ruined with boring bjj snoozers featuring their 20 boys

>>75752198
Do it Adan, it's the only way to redeem yourself

based mattysshe

>>75752198
absolutely, you may have to heem someone from tam though in order to fuck her

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WAKE UP FAGGOTS

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This thread is too sleepy

>>75753407
boxing is good tonight

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>>75753025

>all the jacare posting turned into aldo posting

>>75753619
Famous posting is good

>>75753619
Jacare literally got FLUSH'd, he's done.

>>75753470
that crushed ring girl on the far left

>>75753677
>tfw the fighter is sexier than you

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wtf are in those burgers?

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>>75753619

I've been aldoposting since before ufc 200 because I'm an autist, but the meme is famousposting, and it's actually funny

>>75753809

>Jose "Vitor the Phenom Belfort" Aldo

>>75753462
Why's Bisping so bent on having people respect him? Let them think he's an easy fight. Then he can let his hands fly and shut their lights off.

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http://sportival.net/saul-alvarez-vs-julio-cesar-chaves-jr-hbo-boxing-hd-stream/

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>>75753809

100% lean natty horse meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MOFYtSlv_A
Damn I forgot Brandao KO'd Caraway

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>>75754313
Then people will say that victory doesn't count because they took him lightly

>>75754897
rogan eats like 90% jalapenos and eggs

>>75754897
everything joe makes is disgusting and watery

>>75754938
Imagine his farts, they must be worse than Bethe's the morning after she eats Famous Burger

>>75754897
Joe has to have the spiciest shits

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>>75753619
check the archives ya damn dork

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would you smoke joe rogan?

>>75755188
I have no problem with this egg sandwich, its the 4 eggs on the side that bothers me

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>>75754897

You know what to do

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>>75755188
why do those eggs look like they've been soaked in muddy water

>>75755188
fried eggs are so much better when you flip them and allow the yolk still slightly runny

>>75755403
>dipping toast and/or hash browns in the leftover runny yolk on the plate

god damn right

>>75755385
based

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>>75755097

This, famousposting has been around for a while now, it just recently got popular like a few days for some reason

famousposting will die in some months, just like that weak schaubposting and nigannouposting

>>75756058
yup
we need fights
we need memes

>>75756058
Coral Springs will return. He has to.

>>75756058
why do you hate based aldo so much?

>>75756058
Any type of posting dies out after the fighters fight and then they come back, Do you even know what memes are?

>>75756058
>>75756175
I can't tell, is famous posting pro or anti aldo?

>>75756249
obviously aggainst since its making fun of one of the best burger branches in the world

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>>75756291
No one is making fun of famous burger. Wouldn't mind a punch burger with a side of canoe fries right now desu

>>75756291
it's actually good?

i have you werdum's beer?

>>75756058

So basically what you are saying is I spent over a year making your national hero memeable in a positive, non le 13 seconds way, and you arent grateful at all? You're a real downer pal, join the team. Aldo is literally /my guy/

>>75756249
Pro Aldo, yet tongue in cheek, which is what brazilanon is mistaking for mocking him

>>75755488
what I meant to say is that it replaced jacare posting as the #1 forced meme in this general.

>>75756058
Surely 211 will bring something bigger

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>>75756291

All wrong my guy

>>75756408

If Aldo beats max famousposting will spread like herpes m8

>>75756452
for sure, because then I will force it myself.

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>le aldo was deleted meme
is heem EVER right?

>>75756668
now make one for yair x edgar

>>75756839
Edgar is gonna decision the fuck outta that beaner memer

>>75756839
no one really believes that meme shitter will beat edgar other than that one autismo

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>>75756058
gooby's woman just had a son, can we make a new dank meme with that? perhaps some simba circle of life?

>>75756924
who's the real daddy?

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>>75756929

part of the meme desu

conor has been in contact with a literal tyrone, who knows

Conor McGregors son's name:

Conor McGregor

>>75756924

For a meme to be widely used it needs layers, like a thick and stacked Famous Burger© with melted cheese, beef, lettuce and tomato.

Conor getting cucked by artem is a fun meme but not something that you can flood a thread with

>>75757012
Should be Conor Lobov desu

>>75756668

Mexico literally made a collage of Aldo getting punched by Conor and REEEEE'd throughout the whole fight. Pretty fun desu.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12912464
http://www.strawpoll.me/12912464

Very important poll

>>75751450
>losing to felice herrig in twenty seventeen minus three plus six minus three

Not my boy.

>>75756892
The heavy hands guys picked Yair.

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>tfw proud irish-american
>tfw conor has been my boy since brimage
>tfw predicted literally every single conor fight accurately (except for that one against diaz but that was a fluke anyway)
>tfw your boy has went on to become the natty GOAT in mma
>tfw he'll heem floyd and become the natty GOAT of boxing
>tfw people on heem unironically hate conor because he reminds them of their middle school bullies
>tfw literally all they can do spew hate on an anonymous used twinkie bazaar
>meanwhile conor has gone on to be a literal revolutionary in the sports world and will see more fame, money, women, and success in one month than the begrudgers will in their entire loifetoime

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>>75757280
assuming you're not T-rollin, I too hate the 4chan contrarianism that seeps into every general of every hobby/interest. Conor is my boy and half the faggots here thought he'd never beat nate in a rematch. Buncha Fairweather faggots

People on this board unironically think BJ penn was NEVER good. It's pretty frustrating desu

>>75757231
literally who? if its not eugene, I dont give a fuck

>>75757280
Goob gets spammed by his lovers here 24/7 stop crying about some bantz u sensitive faggot

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>>75757363
>implying it's bantz
>implying He isn't permanently balls deep in the eternally BTFO bulgar's brain

there's also that greek here who slams his personal life constantly

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>>75751176

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shots fired

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>>75753025

>>75754924
when Anderson goes cross-eyed

>>75757478
who the fuck cares faggot, god id knock your teeth out so easily

Burgers or steaks for weight gain, /heem/? Going from -65kg to -75kg so I don't have to do a weight cut to fight anymore

I already eat my gi after rolling 3x a week

>>75757692
High protein isn't good for gaining weight. Protein makes your tummy feel full longer and will be hard to bulk on. You need to carb up. 30 bananas a day minimum.

>>75757692
3 steaks

minimum

>>75757753
>High protein isn't good for gaining weight

If you google "bulk diet", every result will say that you should eat a fuckton of lean protein

>>75757826
Terrible advice.

>>75757674
Yew'd do nuttin except get WHOOPED and slept

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>>75757493
god bless thee based OP

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>>75757493
thank you kindly for posting all of this valuable info m'sir

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natural GOAT

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>when you don't succ for sport anymore but for meth

>>75757516
jesus cuckhold is such a dickhead

I think Yair is just going to be too big for Frankie

>>75758446
Frankie has been dealing with bigger dudes for basically all of his career though

Maynard was bigger than Yair, as is Stephens I think.

>>75758501
Not heavier longer

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Are there any /heem/ approved chat-up lines?

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>>75758509
Those guys have the same reach as him as well. Yair has 2 more inches in height than stephens and maynard though but,that just makes him more of a lanklet. Who knows how strong he is but if it's like tyron vs wonderboy than frankie will manhandle him. He manhandled Lil heathen and look how BIGG he is

>>75754564
With juice is that easy to lose it out gain it? Any real niggas actually in here see results that fast?

>>75758619
>is that easy to lose it out gain it
hmmmm really portions the neurons

>>75758446
frankie beat roided maynard and pretty much wrestlefucked stephens other than being rocked.

Yairs a different type of beast

>>75758728
They were both midgets compared to Yair.

>>75758802
>5'9 is a midget to 5'11
what did he mean by this

>>75758847
t.Manlets everywhere

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>>75758853
t.guy who will respond with I'M 6'4 NICE TRY when I say he's projecting

>>75757231
more like the heavy gut guy

>>75758865
I'm a flat six foot, but okay.

>>75758873
kek

>>75758873
and I'll just take 2 inches as is the rule with internet height and thank you for proving my point but okay

>>75758906
For an example of how two inches can be quite important, imagine if your penis was 50% longer.

>>75758873
Hahaha the irony

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>>75758940
>the state of kangaroos in cowboy hats

You can imagine my penis being 50 percent longer if you want i guess

>>75758873
>6 foot
>not a manlet
Try again sweetie

>>75758940
>3 inches taller than 5'9
>haha manlet!
state of (You)

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>>75758853
t. I'm 5'11 and think I dwarf other manlets even though their forehead is 1-2 inches shorter

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>letting kids KO each other

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Sergio posting will be the hottest meme after 211

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What's good /heem/

McGregor had a son

What's the chances we'll see a mayweater type MMA family?

>>75759275
McGregor's girlfriend's son will want for nothing.

>>75759145
cute

Jason Knight is free money

>>75759403
>at evens
>Maia is also at evens

Sorry, picking the former middleweight against the former lightweight instead.

>>75759454
maia is getting heemd

>>75759454
>at evens
Evens is good pleb, double your money
>cant afford to bet on both
Lmao

>Sorry, picking the former middleweight against the former lightweight instead.
Bet you bet on BJ Penn as well

>>75759251
>0 (ZERO) finishes in the UFC
>flyweight

yeah I don't think so bud

>>75759500
Motherfucker, don't talk to me like I'm Robin Black.

>>75759251
Only if by some miracle he finishes mighty manlet in an embarassing fashion

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>>75759506
Cejudos getting 29-28ed
Sorry bud

>>75759588
He might but it won't make people care about Sergio. I think he is a very good fighter but has questionable fight IQ and is prone to brain farts.

>tfw its fight week

>>75759628
got two exams this week too, conflicted feelings about this week

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>>75759628
>mfw andrade pops, maia cant cut, and jds pulls his groin

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>>75759623
When he showtime kicks Mighty Mouse and Anthony submits Khabib from the bottom for the interim belt people will care

*takes you down*
*gives you the best succ of your life*

you are now confused about your sexuality and unable to continue

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who is your favorite woman ufc fighter?

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>>75759867
For me, it's Buck Angel.

Would Jorge have been allowed to jump on his ass and spike Imada's head into the canvas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpr9lPqcMDM

>>75759683
>got two exams
how is this even a thing just get up and walk away

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>>75759867

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>>75759912
Gina Carano, eternal QT queen of WMMA

After the epic monumental fight between Anthony Joshua and the ATG Wladimir Klitschko I think there is no doubt that Joshua is now the biggest star not only in boxing but in all of combat sports.

The unprecedented 90.000 crowd at sold out Webley speaks for itself. McGregor was never even close to the global popularity Joshua has now. I come from Central Europe and hardly anyone knows Conor or ever spoke about him. After the Joshua vs Klitschko fight literally everybody asked me about it and talked about Joshua.

Joshua is also much bigger star in the British isles than Conor can ever hope to be. The fight also generated huge attention in the USA despite the time difference. In this fight alone Joshua earned more money than Conor earned in his entire career. Also the ceiling for AJ is way higher than for Conor. Anthony Joshua is an elite A+++ level athlete and a rare specimen. Intimidating athletic heavyweights like him will always will always be the top draws in combat sports.

If Floyd and Joshua were in the same weight division in boxing, Joshua would be the A-side now and the fight would take place in England.

I think it's hilarious how only months ago Conor fans were claiming that Conor is now bigger than any boxing star and how boxing is dead since MayPac. Now they're humbled as their boy has been doing nothing but getting drunk out of his mind for months and fantasizing about some fights that we all know won't happen while Joshua is taking over the game.

Team Khabib

Khabib time

Imagine PAYING to watch sports

>conor making an instagram account for his wife's newborn

why do millennials do this?

>>75759962
no

>>75760239
Ah another case of "The NEET" Taking pride in your failure and ill-discipline as somehow the embodiment of a rock and roll lifestyle (it's not) is quite literally the Oxford dictionary definition of homosexual. Or alternatively seeking camaraderie in your failure and ill-discipline - we're failures together! - is synonymous with sucking on cocks. You have a problem - yes? Be bold; face your demons; conquer the night.

>>75759962
Reading the comments, why does everyone hate Jorge?
He seems like quite a nice and respectful dude other than being a bit childish

imagine watching boxing and thinking it's fighting

>>75760422
Imagine watching UFC and thinking it's not a sport

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>>75760186
>p-p-pls watch our sport

>>75760470
Shit reach

How about those raquel pennington, angela magana and jessamyn duke nude leaks

>>75760559
raquels nips will haunt me for a while

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>>75760610
they look so angry

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>>75760559
i just hope for more

>>75760559
apart from the mosquito bites, magana's not half bad

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Who is Conor fighting next?

>>75760750
lol that's a glowing review

>>75760416
The don't, they just hate all the new fags jumping on the Jorge bandwagon
>fan since strike force

>>75760879
make up does wonders...

>>75760416
>>75760901

>>75760879
this babys head looks huge...

>>75760559
>tecia shows more skin on her instagram

Terrible release imo.

>>75760901
lol this kid never watched strikeforce

>>75760983
You dont get the joke do you

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>>75760945
She has been putting on pregnancy weight for months and had recently been through several hours of labor. You've never seen a birth or hung out with a pregnant woman have you?

>>75761201
This CTE riddled gentleman comes along and passes your girlfriend's guard. What do you do

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>>75761249
I step on him

>>75761240
>Women should be beautiful 24/7 like my waifu anon

>>75760978
clearly Conor's kid then. Conor has a massive noggin himself

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>clearly the hottest card of the year
>no buzz or anticipation
why ?

>>75760901
>>75760965
No there's comments from years ago saying so glad this douche lost

Whys he a douche?

> Dee
> Conor

kid should be named Deacon to be honest.

>>75761340
Regular sized arms, though. 90% chance that thing is Artem's progeny.

>>75761441
Conde. Conor won't even wife up his babymomma, you think he's going to name his kid after something religious?

>>75761442
do you reckon Conor cut off a bit of Artem's arms and sewed it onto himself?

>>75761201
this could also be titled *fakes right and shoots for the takedown*

>>75761240
I dont remember wife and her son looking like a irl version of shrek's family. that huge head must've been some extra work, or >irish genetics.

>>75761368
2 weeks of nothing, followed by 1 more week of nothing after 211.

people are a bit apathetic I think. No title fights on the horizon for LW, WW, MW, and LHW either doesn't help.

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this unironically a comfy spicy card so far

>>75761368
we have been fucked by so many cards man, we're hoping noone pulls out and fucks everything up, that and theres like no cards before or after this

>>75761471
might be why he's making dana keep him signed, forever in debt.

>>75761368
stop hyping it, you'll jinx it. the 209 pullout taught us a lesson.

anyone else care more about joanna fighting than stipe?

>>75761596
>going from getting mulched by Platinum to fighting at the bottom of the prelims

Ashamed to be the same gender as Roberts right now tbqh

>>75761637
It's not a fappable fight, lad.

>>75761604
we're less than a week out now, so camps are over, where 99% of injuries happen. only last hurdle is the weight cutting.

>>75761441
He should be bamed Jon Snow cause that kid is a bloody bastard

>>75761596
>shit tier rumble from tuf isnt cut yet
why is this goof still signed?

>>75761637
I'm excited about maia and frankie the most

>>75761596
>Paul The """"""""""Irish"""""""""""" Dragon Felder

Are they putting Joanne Calderwood on that shit card too?

>>75761688
khabib pulled out with a day to go man, I don't fucking trust anybody now

>>75761713
Khabib is a mess.

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Does Joanna have any chance at winning this one? Keep in mind Jessica is 4 foot 9 inches tall

>>75761760
joanna got rocked by grandma lodz, she's getting SHEEMD. put a mortgage on it

>>75761760
That pharm girl strength.

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>>75761710

Anyone else get triggered when MMA media talk about how good of an athlete cyborg is? She's literally a known steroid cheat

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>>75761899
>MMA media

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So guys what can you tell me about Conor Mcgregor Jr and his father's promise to heem anybody who would come to take a photo with baby too agressively? Also is this true that he was born weighting 4 kilos? Doesn't look it judging by the pics and his manlet daddy.

>>75761899
Settle down, lad, that was before you were born. She's completely natty now and has been for decades.

>>75761961
I'm probably older than you ;(

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/23/15028536/ufc-viscardi-andrade-2-year-ban-steroid-cris-cyborg-sylvia-ped-stanozolol-winstrol-usada

>UFC’s Andrade gets two-year suspension for taking same steroid Cyborg, Sylvia used

Strawweight banger's off, lads.

>>75761985
Name a clean Brazilian

>>75762014
Maia

>>75761985
>Viscardi Adrade

>michelle waterson shills Onnit

>>75761201
Early stoppage

Post the wonderboy slave thing please

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>>75762117
Have you not taken your mct oil infused alpha brain today, anon? We got a kettle bell routine to do in 30 minutes

>>75762045
>bjj fag at 40
>clean
but no musclels right anon xD BASED

>>75762354
>bjj fag at 40
what is this supposed to be implying

>>75762118
nice feet. post more borat

>>75762193
What did he mean by this?

>>75761340
I'm a bit dissapointed that the kid isnt black desu

>>75762438
Are you the greek that regularly gets heemed in practice?

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>>75762383
Here. Don't ask for any more I don't want to be scolded by heemers for posting animay

>>75762438
kek. I'm more disappointed it doesn't look like artem, heem didnt meme it enough it seems.

>>75761596
Charlie Ward is Conor's mate btw
>>75761985
Thought it was Jessica at first, that headline is intentionally misleading

>>75761985
Why would an mma fighter take winstrol? It makes your joints hurt like fuck and is really only good for aesthetic reasons.

>>75762523
>Charlie Ward is Conor's mate btw

And he sucks. He makes Chris Avila look like a goer.

>>75762489
Fuck off to your containment boards you autistic pedophile

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>>75761692
he heemed a guy less than 30 seconds in his last fight, so he can probably afford another loss before he gets cut

>>75762489
you aren't a real fitefan if you don't watch anime

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>>75762621
fuck off you retarded normie

>>75762642
Always knew you was a faggot

Mighty Meme is playing Playerunknown's Battlegoofs, lads. Last chance to join the squad.

>>75762642
You bet. It's a shame we don't have too many good animays about combat sports.
>>75762621
No you

>>75760879
Congratulations!

>>75761985
>viscardi-andrade
who?

>>75762807
but he doesn't read the chinz

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>>75762701
Who do you see losing their belts in 2017?

Me:

Joanna, Bisping, Garbrandt.
To Andrade, Whittaker, and Dillashaw respectively.

>>75762952
>implying Bisping is going to defend before 2018
Nice try, homie.

Stipe is getting slept. His chin was deleted by Econoreem, and JDS is going to finish the job.

>>75762948
Conor is a high level shitposter though tbf

>>75762952
Same as you except Bisping. Think he doesn't fight until December and point decisions GSP

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>>75762948
>picrelated

>>75763009
bisping will heem him after gsp gets btfo trying to do the wrestlefuck featherweights and twinks routine.

cap this

>>75762952
>Dillashaw
That would be nice but it's not going to happen

>>75751176
>Potato Canoes
ahhh, so it's paired with trash I have to throw away. Great. Any restaraunt that serves shitty potato slices instead of delicious french fries deserves death.

>>75762952
Whittaker has no chance at a title shot this year.

>>75763081
He could pull a Bisping and sub in for an injured GSP(pulled groin) after Yoel refuses the fight for having a booboo.

>>75757012
Jesus, why would you do that to your son?

I just know this kid is going to turn out even more of an insecure narcissist than Conor Sr.

>at 211 Yair will BTFO Frankie
>at 212 Max will BTFO Aldo
>tfw lanklets will finally be back on top of the FW division

feels good man. Manlets have gotten too comfortable at the top. It's time they learned.

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>>75763272
>>at 211 Yair will BTFO Frankie
>>at 212 Max will BTFO Aldo

>>75762484
actually no

there are 2 or 3 greeks here

>>75763028
pretty decent shitposting from young goob desu

First embedded is out
https://youtu.be/b5ytjC0ysX8
https://youtu.be/b5ytjC0ysX8

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Leave Mighty Mouse to me.

>>75763665
>First embedded is out
>[YouTube] The Fighter and The Kid - Best of the Week: 5.7.2017 Edition (embed)

WDHMBT?

>>75763785
Just watch it bro you'll thank me later

Cant believe i let you guys meme me into believing Aldo had some sort of famous fast food burger chain.

>>75763869
https://www.instagram.com/famous_burger/

But he does anon.

i'm putting a cheeky tenner on my boy jason knight next week

>>75764195
>evens

Put it on a cheeky RNC or something, don't just set your money on fire for no reason.

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>>75764279
ok

Was Paige able to convince you to buy her shit?

>>75764537
only if its previously worn by her

>>75764537
There's a period at the end of I own /heem/.

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>Lightweight: Marco Polo Reyes vs. James Vick

>people literally falling for the jessica andrade meme

enjoy flushing your money down the toilet

i'll pick her a couple times for the prediction guy but that's it

>>75764775
>prediction guy
I prefer predictioncuck

>>75764775
Sergio is my money maker

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>>75763869

>>75765197
50-45

>>75763272
>>at 212 Max will BTFO Aldo
wew lad

>>75765170
Muppet

>>75765891
Advertising is against the rules.

Fighting seems so mean

I'd rather aldo and max just played football together instead

>>75765939
I'm not advertising, just letting my bros know about a great opportunity before it's too late. Its no loss to me if you pass it up.

>>75765933
>For sure since strikeforce my man

Pl*b

https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/861260673954742272

Tiger would heem this kid easy

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>>75765954

>I know, I'll give him a soccer ball, since he loves soccer so much. That'll really piss him off.
>H-hey stop playing with it.

You would have to be seriously retarded to wear a shirt that said big brown breakdown

>>75766057
Actually does look a bit like Artem

>>75766077
Probabaly looks better than your drawer full of shits covered in cheetoh stains.

>>75766077
Sounds like a potty joke if i didn't know better

>>75766122
Good one la


We don't even have cheetos here tho

>>75765995
Cejudo's going to smash him m80

>>75766235
we do now, tried them the other day

like an even worse version of wotsits desu

>>75766246
Nothing is set in stone my man

Why am I not surprised that Conor named his son Conor?

>>75764577
Thanks pal

>>75766393
i would've named him jose instead desu

https://youtu.be/nJUOOySQfYg

Based Platinum

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I would heem every single nerd in this thread and I dont even train

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>>75766393
Would be funnier if he named the baby Connor

>>75766956
>fat

>>75767004
Hmm for some reason I can't see the pic of your body

>>75766991
No, he should have called him Nathan

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>tfw we are looking at a UFC champion who is not even a day old yet

>>75767256
I'd heem that little shit into another life

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Why is he still with this buttugly woman when he could be having sex with supermodels?
Does she allow him to fuck other women?

>>75767256
Awwww looks just like Artem

>>75767310

He'll the knock the chin off you in another 18 years m8.

>>75767256
I feel jealous of this kid. Conor won't care about us anymore like he does this kid :/

>>75767372
?

I was talking about Conor

Why is tiger schaub ducking Mcgregor Jr?

Is it the CTE?

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>>75767330
he is homosexual according to ultimate insider Megan Olivi

>>75767449

You'd hit a baby? The babbies name is Conor btw.

>>75767372
18 years? Whatever happened to anyone, anytime? Fight me, you stubby little fuck!

>>75766846
T-Wood/Platinum broship alliance is so based

Both Tiger and Mcgregor jr have down syndrome

>>75767486

desu conor will start training him at the age of 6 or 7 like a spartan. He'll be built like sage northcutt by 12 years old.

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>>75767474
babies are violent and unpredictable

>>75767429
Protip: Conor already doesn't give a fuck about any of us.

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MMA "media"
>Fuck Mike Perry! What a racist POS.

T-Wood
>I like Mike Perry, he is a good dude.

>>75751176
sounds like dogshit. try eating real vegetables and meat that isn't fried cardboard. also fried potatoes drenched in oil dont count as a vegetable
>sorry fatties

>>75767539
N-Not true

>>75767470
Ultimately, I'd want to be inside Megan Olivi if you catch my drift

>>75767615
I'm not sure that I quite understand what you mean by this.

>>75767256

Conors baby already has a longer reach than ARE-TEM

lmao

>>75767524
That's why I want to fight him now. That way I'll always be known as guy who KO'd Conor Jr. In like 20 years when he's champion, we could do a rematch, it'd do massive numbers. I want my red panty night!

>>75767634
he wants true love for him to be inside Megan's heart