Penguins @Capitals, game 5, 2round playoffs

first for coyote's

first for Pierre's bald pate

caps in 7. these digits say so

Kippers please suck my dick

Watching this game makes me want to play some badminton now.

>>75750946
3rd for Ovi to LV

Caps intentionally pulled net off

>>75750978

xth for relocation imminent

>>75750946
>the absolute state of /hoc/ when craps win

It's gonna be biblical

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>>75750978

>>75750989
crosby

nth for scar

PONGS
>pongs

>>75750994
>ching chong wants to play badminton
Pottery

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>>75750987

DIGITS DETERMINE WHO SCARS NEXT

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Who the fk knits during a playoff game?
Wth Pongs fans?

Shitsburgh is just setting up in the slot for shot after shot.

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Might as well post this for the last time this year...

Holtby lives in a permanent state of bullet-time

Do goalies wear adult undergarments or something because Holtby and Fleury have walked through fire for their teams tonight and I don't see any yellow stains on the ice.

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>anons talked shit about Holtby

>>75750978
Will Montreal allow Quebec City to have a team again or will Seattle finally get to stop rooting for the Canucks?

>>75751036
THICC

>>75751003
I cannot wait, Australia!

>>75751036
glad someone else caught that

what the literal fuck yinzers

>>75751036
me on the right

>>75751036

Obviously husband is a fan and she is there for him, genius.

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>>75751023
Why are you being racist? White people play badminton too. Hell, hockey players play that stuff competitively.

>>75751036
i think its kinda c-cute
she must do that at home too.

Why does holtby look perpetually scared? Like every night?

>>75751036
I THOUGHT that's what I saw. ffs

I want to repost this here cause I'm a Redditor and autistic and honestly guys, lets be real here, a real fucking G

that's god tier goalying

I know I'm drunk when I give a fuck about sports

dude I think I finally understand... hockey is made to be watched drunk

seriously

>>75751050
Seattle before QC

>>75751050
They are going to Houston

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>>75751036
I saw that, couldnt believe that shit.
This is what pnes fans do?
>>75751055
SUPER THICCC

>>75751036
Judging by her size she probably has an oral fixation and she'd chew right through her fingers if not for the knitting occupying her hands.

>>75751083
>(You)

>>75751036
Whats Phil doing in the crowd?

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HE SHOOTS
ANDDDDDDDDDD
NO IT DID NOT GO
HOOOOWW DID THAT NOT GO IN?
>well doc to see it from down here you would have thought it was a sure goal
THANKS PIERRE LETS TAKE ANOTHER LOOK
WOW I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS IN BUT THE GAME OF WAR GOAL CAM DOESN'T LIE
WHAT A GAME WE HAVE HERE!

KUZY BABY

KUUUUZY BEAUTY YEAHHHHHHHHHH

PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS

>>75751090
Garbage

SCARRRRR!!!!!

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

> P O N G S

KUZY FUCK YEAH

NICE SNIPE MY MAN

Lightning quick reflexes.

>POOGUINS

scarrr faggots

Pens wants to win at home

Caps really want it to hurt in the end, don't they? They not only want a bullet in the arm, they also want someone to pour battery acid into it.

SCARRRRRRRR

PULL HOLTBYYYYYYY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HE'LL FUCKING CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

Good shot

SCARRRRRRR

KUUUUUUUZNETSOV

>Capitals

Wait, what!!!! I mean!!!!!!!!!!! I mean POOINGUINS!!!!!!!

fucking hell

>4leury

CLASSIC FLEURY

>Schultz
>Defense

Is there a worse dman on the pens?

>4leury

hahaha what the fuck

FUCKING HELL

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8888888888888888!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Memey.

HOLY FUCK

OVECHKIN!!!!!

PONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>75751135
I'd rather see them go down fighting, it's the last hockey of the year

>PONGS

Based ovi scarrr

>pissburgh

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

HOLY SHIT FLUERY SHOOK AS FUCK

WHEELS OFF

FLEURY GONNA FLEURY

HAD TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY

WE GOT OURSELVES A SERIES

OVI OVI OVI OVI
OVI OVI OVI OVI
OVI OVI OVI OVI

>POOGUINS (2)

W E W

E

W

>shittsburgh

THE COLLAPSE

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OVIEGOD
HE'S WOKE
OMFG

THE NORWEGIAN WAS RIGHT. 5-3.

GR8 8

FL3URY SHOOK AF

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DON'T BULLY OVI

HE SCORED

HOLTBY IS FAG

HE'S SHIT

>>75751170
>3-2 lead against a shit tier team
>suicide watch

aw man

>SHITTSBURGH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

BLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS

FLUERY RATTLED LELMAO

CAPS IN 7

HOLY SHIT KEK

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what the fuck
non-existent penguins defense right now

the real ovi is BACK

>>75751170

>suicide watch

How clever. They already shut down the hotline because of caps fans.

>>75751198
>>75751202
uhh...

it's 4-2 now

>that kills the penguin

FLEURY IS SHOOK THE MEME SHIT IS OVER

FUCKING APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

inb4 the caps blow this

>PONGS

Reminder Ron Hainsey is the worst NHL defenceman

They still using cowbells?

>Flower
>Playoffs

lol

>SCORE 3-2
>GO TO TAKE A DUMP
>COME BACK
>IT'S 4-2 CAPITALS

if this post ends in 5 caps lose this game anyways

>>75751216
He means the series

gimme goal for ovi, not fleury's fault.

Eller quietly having a great game

Dane posters keep posting, give him your power

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Do craps or pongs have a chance against Ottawa?

>game goes into 2nd intermission
>Ovi suddenly playing much better
What drug did they give him?

>its game 5
>game 6 is in Pitt
>it might end up 5-3

Literally saw this last year

Can Bettman not come up with a new script?

>it's 4-2
>write this post
>it's still 4-2
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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>>75751192
our lad eller with the pass

There is no way the caps lose.

>>75751216
I was on cooldown, sorry.

>M4RC-4NDRE

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>FL4URY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHH

PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WOULD LEAD THE PONGS TO A REPEAT? TOP FUCKING KEK

Is Kraken good in Canada Dry?

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>tfw pittsperg stil wins

>>75751226

Weren't they two up in another game and they allowed two six on five goals in a minute?

>>75751251
Idk about you but I wouldn't be surprised if the whole team did a few lines of coke in the intermission 2 b h

In fairness, if any team is capable of outdoing to Doilers it's Washiton.

>>75751202
I believe he was referring to the series, anon

>>75751251
Trotz probably bitch slapped him

>>75751251
Vodka

>>75751254
the true Marc-Andre Fleury is showing

>CAPS IN 7
CAPS IN 7
>CAPS IN 7
CAPS IN 7

>>75751250
craps>>>snes>>>pnes

>>75751263
>not just taking kracken shots

Horrible poster with horrible drink ideas

>>75751263
it's about as good as Canucks in the playoffs, so about once every few years

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>>75751251

>>75751263
It's better with bleach

If the caps sweep in 7, they will win the cup

>>75751251
Krokodil.

what the fuck when wrong with the pittsniggers?

>>75751283
This is exactly the same reason why the perds are about to be exposed

Pnes look lost

Jesus Wilson WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Fuck. I switched to chimp ball for like 10 minutes and missed all the Caps goals

>>75751257
Absolutely beautiful mate!

Fucking Wilson one-time that you goon you had the entire net.

What a night of hockey this has been, lads.

>>75751263
Yes. Kraken is delicious with almost everything

>open net
>miss
wilson plz

>>75751072
Why are you still wasting oxygen?

>>75751293
Why?

>>75751300
>bone hurting juice

>>75751263
Try it with PGA.

>Giving up endless rebounds

Bold strategy

>>75751324
>watching monkeysqueak

lol

PITTSNIGGER PENGNIGGERS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HAHAHAHA

wide open fuckin net

couldnt be more open

>>75751320
>>75751329
Yep, if he one times it there's a chance. Shouldn't have handled the puck. He just never developed. Officially a bust IMO and as I posted earlier don't think he's part of this team going forward. Find some other value depth guys.

>>75751340
Don't mix dark rum with a light mixer dummy

Weren't the caps up 2 goals the other night and then proceeded to get taken to OT?

>>75751251
Semechki and vodka

HAHHA PENGNIGGERS CANT TAKE THE HEAT

GO C

>capitals are ahead by two goals
>still chimp out
I do not understand this.

You are winning!

>>75751367
Dark and stormy is bad?

You want me to mix it with coke?

>>75751375
That was after all the lifelong Pens fans left.

>sissy swede and dumb russian
that's not the core I would like to have if I was going to win a stan lee tbn senpai

>>75751251
He had two cans of Coca Cola

can you imagine routinely eating mcdonalds

like on a weekly / daily basis

wow

fuck man

LMOA NIGGERSBURGH BTFO

>>75751384
I was just thinking this same thing

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post YFW the Crapitals win in seven games

>>75751384
>He doesn't know about the most dangerous lead

>>75751384
Holtgaylord is in net. No lead is safe.

t. coilers with 3-0 lead with 27 seconds remaining in 3rd period

>>75751395
Coke would honestly be a better option but you do you

I always just do shots of kracken because it is shitty liquor for frat boys

why is cindy such a baby

>>75751395
Drink beer Kipper

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>>75751384
>TFW pengnigger doesn't understand masculinity

>>75751411
>>75751382
>>75751352
Ahahahahaha how fucking assblasted are you? So much pent up anger

>>75751406
>dumb russian
why did you write the same word twice?

>>75751263

Kraken and dry cranberry juice is amazing

Why do you guys respond to tripfags?
this board is weird.

>composite sticks

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>"How's your fuckin' head, Cindy? How many fingers am I holding up?"
Holy fucking kek Oshie is savage

PENGNIGGERS SHIT THEIR PANTS

Y A R D S A L E

>>75751444
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>75751442
I do. But I've ran out. Beer is usually good in the winter for me.

hornshit goon

YOu know Pongs gonna get another goal and this thing gonna go to the wire

FUCK HORNQVIST

pens deciding best strategy is to chimp out

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>beer

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>>75751493
THAT THE GRASS WAS MUCH GREENER

>>75751538

CANT WAKE UP

>>75751498

I know you're trying to say something, but all I hear is CHING CHONG CHING CHANG CHONG

>>75751548
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>75751548
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>75751536
Liquor is for sloppy drunks with bad breath

>Crowd chanting "Crosby, crosby"
Will it induce another head injury?

>>75751564
WHERE THA HOOD WHERE THA HOOD WHERE THA HOOD AT

HEY NOW - YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GET PAID

>>75751571

Beer is too hard to get smashed off fast though

>>75751582
savage

which makes you more fat, liquor or beer?

>drinking the fermented jew

>>75751591
not for me

also there are good tricks

>>75751591
Why do you need to get drunk fast, are you in high school?

>>75751589
you fucked it up. it's

>HEY NOW - YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
>HEY NOW - YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

>>75751611
Beer easy

beer bloats you, is fattening, makes you feel like complete shit after you have like 4 and you don't get drunk unless you haven't drank in like a month

liquor is healthy, gets you drunk, isn't so carby, etc

Here comes a Pong goal

>>75751623
Sometimes you get off work late and need to catch to the lads quickly.

Holtby lets in a softy...

>>75751621
That's because you're a 120 pound twink

>>75751631
>liquor is healthy

I've got some bad news for you, Anon.

>>75751624
did i get shrek'd?

>>75751640
I prefer getting progressively drunk over hours

>>75751631
>liquor is healthy

>>75751584
TO THE WIINDOOOOOOW

>crapitals experience a home playoff win against the pens for the first time in over a decade

>>75751630
really? i heard they were about even.

>>75751640
no, you do NOT have to do that. Seek help.......

drink wine, at least red wine has some redeeming heart benefit

>>75751623
poor people want to get smashed on as little alcohol as possible

t. worked with drunks

YOU DONT GIVE A DAMN WE DONT GIVE A FUC

>thread about hockey
>everyone is talking about their favorite pissy alcohol
take this shit somewhere else fags

>>75751611
beer, but both are for degenerates

quiet lads, I miss booze

>>75751656
how do you not get a headache?
I can drink 12 beers all day, not get drunk and just have a bad headache.

>>75751689
Drink plenty of fluids before you pass out

>>75751687

Just have one beer, it's not that hard

>>75751656
don't always have that option, sometimes there is an event going on.

>>75751673
thanks mom

>>75751689

>drinking shitty beer

>>75751631
>Beer contains a lot of calories
Is this a surprise?

>Liquor is healthy
Come on now

>>75751702
Not an alcy, have colitis. I can drink but it's ill advised and not worth it

>>75751687
BLOOS play tomorrow

>>75751668
You heard wrong, though whiskey is much worse for you than non-grain spirits like tequila or potato based vodka

>that obvious targeting on ovi

>>75751689
i just like liquor cause it hits you hardr and you have moer fun!!!

faggot
>>75751713
wtf you talking about you cheese cutting cunt

>>75751689
>light beer

>>75751689
>I can drink 12 beers all day, not get drunk and just have a bad headache.
this is where i'm at with beer. can drink a ton, barely feel anything, and wake up with a raging headache. i actually like drinking beer but it just isn't worth it anymore.

Who /hoc/ prefers to see destroyed: Ovechkin or Crosby?

>>75751707
Actually no.
I never touch PBR or other crap.
Just german beer.

>>75751714

That sucks, you get medical weed for it?

>>75751682
oops, sorry i asked

>Harvey's two can dine deal
HO LEE FACK BOYS
hands down best burger in canadia

>>75751689
Don't drink Budweiser mate, so heavily watered down
Drink proper beer, 7%+, minimum

>Hurr i shoot the puck into his foot and not the net

>>75751631
Please don't reproduce

>>75751676

That meme was actually cancelled.

Red wine is delicious, however.

fleury<malkin

Malkin pretty casual on that play

ah fuck im so damn drunk!!!!!!!! FUCK

I drank a bunch since like .. 630 for the derby and i had about 5 shots!!!! I AM SO WASTED!!! LOL

can't even score against a regular player..

>shittsburgh icing with an empty net
kek

>>75751746
No. IL's program is still really strict. Crohn's disease is on the list but colitis, despite being etiologically similar is not.

Still get good weed the regular way tho

looks like it's time to strap the pads on malkin

>>75751743

>I drink beers that are exclusively 5% or less
>why don't they make me drunk?

>>75751735
Crosby by miles

>>75751757
I drink bitburger and chimey blue

with a 2 goal lead it's ok to keep icing

NIGGERS FIGHT ON THE HILL IN THE EARLY DAY

COTTON FIELD PICKING TIME

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>>75751788
>drinking for a horse race
wew lad

>>75751749
oh yes. Double angus is my cheat day treat

>>75751631
I have a God tier metabolism so I don't really GAF how many calories are in it

>>75751788
BRO BOOZE ROFL

Is Trappist beer KINO?

fagniggersberg shits the bed
>>75751769
enjoy your bloating retard

Laughing SO HARD at shauntrell in Shittsburgh

>>75751735

>destroy
>Ovechkin who is already beyond his prime and has gone to shit since his good years
He's already gone.

>>75751788
Go get pussy and sober up muh nigga

>>75751727
no shit eh? well thanks for the heads up, i'm going camping in a couple weeks and this will be vital info.

>pongs taking a timeout to review their diving techniques

>>75751826
trappist beer is GOAT
But you're still a tripfag, mostly likely homosexual and non white

the game 3 ending will re happen

>>75751842
>getting drunk for Kentucky derby
guaranteed he is in no position in life for pusy acquisition

>>75751851
have they been informed about bobsled man?

>liqur makes you fatter than beer

who the fuck invited these fucking liars?

>>75751859
there's nothing wrong with any of those things

holtby doesn't wear a neckgaurd?

>drinking beer
fucking disgusting

DUCK MEME SCORING COMING!

>>75751879
>>>/leddit/

>>75751896
I know, weed is superior

>>75751829
>thinks liquor is healthy
>calls me a retard
Gas yourself

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> Pens

>>75751896

hello how is middle school?

>>75751868
holy shit dude wow... wow... can you get laid? seriously? do you get pussy??

just wondering its really awesome if you're capable of doing such a feat

>>75751819
your metabolism won't save your soon-to-be fat ass at 35 years old, buddy. better start lifting

>>75751896
get out, underage

WE HAVE A GAME 6

Fucking embarrassing..

>>75751939
I hike 4 miles every day after work

>Pooguins in charge of defence

Absolutely embarrassing

>>75751961

Serves them right, they trusted Hainsey

>>75751934
look everyone
its the guy who gets drunk and watches horses run.
let's all point and laugh

CAPS WILL SWEEP IN 7 IF THIS ENDS IN 7

>>75751921
>having connections and friends who help you get weed
baka senpai you gotta go back

Lmao an empty fucking net is 5x better than flurry

wtf i love holtby now

>CAPS IN 7
CAPS IN 7
>CAPS IN 7
CAPS IN 7

they did much better with Fleury out of the net

>>75751960
why

>>75751960
to your tin shack?

Holtby has a disgusting neckbeard

why is this city fucking cursed when it comes to sports

PANGS WIN AT HOME
CHECK EM

PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS

>>75751929
>>75751947

im 22 you retards

beer is gross and doesnt even get you drunk. literally no point in drinking out when other light alcoholic beverages exist.

>>75751995
Karma from all of the politicians

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godspeed danebro

Pens go back2back.

Check it

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>75752020

>beer is gross

Stop drinking pisswater beers

>doesn't even get you drunk

Stop drinking pisswater beers

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PONGS IN 6
>PONGS IN 6
PONGS IN 6
>PONGS IN 6
PONGS IN 6
>PONGS IN 6
PONGS IN 6
>PONGS IN 6
PONGS IN 6
>PONGS IN 6

screen cap this for kek wills it

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>>75752007
OH SHIT
007
ITS THE RARE "JAMES BOND REROLL"

>>75751991
For exercise and fun
>>75751992
No

>>75752033
That's all they have in Canada

>>75752033
Ok listen I am sick and tired of these "bad beer" debates. Don't act like craft beers are any better. Mmm gotta love those hops eh? Love those Indian IPAs eh? Love my beer! Tastes really good..NOT

>>75752092
STOP IT!!!

>>75752071
I was hiking with my aunt once and I slipped and nearly fell off some cliff. Hiking is not fun

>>75752111

You have literally no idea what you're talking about lmao.

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>>75752092
I don't know any girls like this, I especially never got that 'girl who goes back to guys who treat her wrong' meme... I wish I had gone to a normal high school
>mfw stuck with weird friends for the rest of my life
>i will never experience these cliches

>>75752154
Bet you have a real bushy beard huh? Lemme guess, you only go to local breweries for you beer. You people sicken me.

>>75752111
Wow you're a stupid piece of human garbage

Who SNL here?

>>75752138
Maybe stay away from cliffs? Just a thought

>>75752223
I'm watching KINO in an hour.

>>75752196

Nah, I'm clean shaven, and I'm, bigger, stronger, smarter, and more attractive than you.

Nice try though.

>>75751975
I don't have connections
I buy my weed online

>>75752244
are you telling me you are taller than 5'4

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>>75750978
coyotes mentioned :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>75752276

Oh fuck, I didn't know I was dealing with a giant. Sorry to offend you, sir.

>>75752260
I buy my kratom online but my site just closed down. very sad

>>75752418
Damn, I need to find some kratom again
My coworker used to get me it for free but he died from xanax a few months ago

>>75751701
Yeah 12 beers, geeze