TEX @ SEA GAME THREAD

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Lineups

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

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>>75750489
Ay man. Just cause it's the truth doesn't make it any less hurtful

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>rags
This one is in the bag boys!

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go m's

>>75751037

it can't keep working

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>>75751110
Tfw we break the curse tonight

>>75751194

I hope so

What the fuck kind of name is "Tuffy Gosewisch?"

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>you will share a gamethread with phillies fans later this week
Think I'm going to be sick

WOW, IT'S A FUCKING RUN

CRUZ... pellet??

>de jong
welp

>>75751289

it's a good name.

>>75751339

potato?

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>mariners pitching staff

>>75751412
>chase the young

Really makes you think

>>75751435
focus on the game Tuffy

>>75751317

didn't think it would be so soon

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>>75751471
it doesn't take much to make *some folks* (winky) think of chasing the young

>De Mong

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>>75751510
kek

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it's gonna be a long game...

If Pedo Dutch guy doesn't go 6-7 innings the bullpen is gonna be ded tomorrow

the pitching is still weak

>It's a no run support episode

>>75751666
dammit satan

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>mariners starting rotation

I like this long hair meme

>>75751786
Until one of them starts wearing a man bun

>>75751786

mullets will make a comeback soon

>>75751756
Jamie Moyer out of retirement when

>tuffy gosewich
Good thing he made it as a pro baseball player or that name could've been trouble

>neon hair
>body of a fridge
>can't throw for shit
Is that what rock bottom looks like

>>75752019

no but its getting there

Obligatory Rangers hitting is so bad they made gallardo look like greg maddux post

>>75752161

sad

>>75752161

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>rags pitcher throws like he's drunk
>hit into double play

I hope they at least buy us dinner

what a faglord kek

>>75752391
Respect your elders friendo, the man's a hall of famer

>Gaylord
More like fagbored

Jesus that inning felt like it took 3 years with Gaylord talking

>>75752540
Still better than when ken Griffey Jr.'s in the booth 2bh

seager make a play

>seager almost seagering on the rangers
uh oh

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>Buhner Bobblehead
SPONSORED BY NORTHWEST MOTORSPOR
TRUCKS TRUCKS AND MORE TRUCKS

just couldn't stay fair

Man I wish Aaron goldsmith would stay forever, patrician commentator. Simms is garbage

>>75752786
As long as his bat is a bone

>leaving runners in scoring position

A Northwest favorite! ™

>>75752823

how much longer does simms have anyway?

>>75752849
he's about 32 Big Macs away from pulling a Neihouse

>>75752849
Fuck I don't know but goldsmith has the voice and the baseball knowledge. I could listen to him and Blowers talk all day

>sonic slam inning

how do you register for that shit?

>>75753191

no clue

>people are watching are NBA right now

how cucked are these people? lel

>>75753464

it would explain why the thread is slow today

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offense keeps letting me down

They'll fuck it up...

>manlets
when will they learn?

>Marilyn Niehaus visits the Dave Niehaus statue in right every game she attends to say hi to him

my heart kinda hurts

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I wish my stream would stop crashing

>Choo tossing the ball back to the fan that dropped it

pretty based 2bh

>GAYlord is still alive
2016 didn't claim him?

>rags

>rags

>rags

>rags

tuffy!

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MARINERS!

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>>75754481

the m's will beat rags and the jinx tonight

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>>75754481
I'm convinced that you are a self loathing Mariners

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>>75754563

Runs!

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RUNS FOR THE RUN GOD

>>75754481
>>75751037
Tfw the gif is now giving us strength

>rags

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keep it up

RUNS RUNS AND MORE RUNS

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runs
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Here's some ammo for everyone's >rags folder

gg

Rags are kill

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>rags

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>>75755452

I don't see the m's blowing this lead thankfully

put it away, altavilla

crap

>>75751037
>>75754481
>>75755492
BASED!

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>rags

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m's managed to redeem themselves from last nights disaster

gg rags