NY Mets VS Marlins 5/6/2017 - Everyone Is On The DL Edition

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Mets

no thor for all star game.

JUST

>>75748390
I don't care about the ASG anymore

>>75748410
should care tho, it's home field advantage for ws and that shit matters.

I wonder who would fuck up today the SP or the bullpen?

>>75748424
no it's not
they changed it
that's why I don't care

The marlins are a fucking joke franchise. Fuck em

>bour

based assdribble!!!

>>75748536
really a rays fan is saying this about the marlins.

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Calling it now.

BBRUCE!!! oh hell yea.

>>75748536
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2010/9/28/1718234/rays-20000-tickets-giveaway-orioles-longoria-price-tampa-bay

marlins have never had to do this for a good team

>bases loaded
Despaigne might actually be worse than chen

reyes actually doing something! this is amazing.

I hope they haven't blown their load early

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Come on Confy

>>75748833
dont worry they will have a chance with the fucking worst bullpen in the league

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>this inning

top fucking kek 5-0 bottom 1st

>walking in runs
>marlels

>>75748854
https://twitter.com/sportsfunhouse/status/852310774043336705?lang=en
FINALLY

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>just tune in
>mfw

hahah comfy as fuck.

>>75748909
"conforto will never bat leadoff, reyes is the only guy who should be there". top fucking kek.

this game isnt going to end anytime soon

Are we gonna see Ichiro pitch tonight?

>>75748909
What's the point of this tweet? A guy who talks for hours every single weekday said something that turned out to be untrue?

Mets need to swing at every single pitch. Get those five innings over as quickly as possibly.

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>mfw this game is scratched and rescheduled

Why did the broadcasters ignore that Realmuto was trying to avoid being hit by the batted ball?

>>75749244
kek i do this in THE SHOW online, need to speed up this game just incase theres a disconnect with their shit servers

>>75749229
are you forgetting Francesa is a douche who takes himself so seriously that he wont laugh at himself. Like Dan lebatard does the same type of predictions but at least he laughs at himself for it.


>>75749284
PLSSSSS

>>75749290
the marlins broadcast brought it up

>>75749315
I doubt Francesa even remembered having said that the day before.

>>75749315
If this game gets canceled then they should reward both games to the Mets automatically for being absolute dickheads

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>this strong womyn I<3NY commercial

>>75749348
doesnt he do weekends too?

I still dont know why he is on for so many hours? for most shows they are on for like 3-4 hours

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my god Sandy is dull to hear

holy shit ozuna he killed that

WE rain delay now

FUCK OFF RAIN

oh no, assdribble on the DL

Welcome to the NY Mets, Amed Rosario.

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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

:(

>>75749502
Has he at least been doing well?

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this can't even be real.

>>75749516
batting .381 in 100 AB's in AAA, although all Vegas batting stats are memes and should be disregarded

It's definitely time to call up Amed.

>not having an indoor stadium

ISHYDDT

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they better not fucking toss this game like the other night with a lead like this. REEEEEEEEEE

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>>75749523
christ, thats season ending tier based on his reaction. athletes know. same face eaton made.

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Amed begins his ROY campaign tomorrow boys!

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Mest HAVE to hurry up their atbats and get 4.5 innings in.

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this storm looks like a giant vagina

>>75749559
wheres the stadium?

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>>75749600
in the middle of all the bullshit coming through.

>>75749600
Closest to where you see that 295 highway mark in the bottom

Rays win again

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*wins rookie of the year*

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hahah terry just pacing back and forth in an empty dugout in the rain. thats some depressing shit.

OH BOY MOTHAFUCKIN PAWN STARS

PIX11 was a mistake, i want my Amazin' Finishes 2005 rain delay programming

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THIS IS NOW A PAWN STARS GENERAL

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Do you guys rate Chumlee?

Amed is not ready yet and it's not worth losing team control. Bring up cecchini or someone to play 1st (not Dom)

Also why the fuck is Pawn Stars on

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>>75749788

>>75749797
>amed is not ready yet
>cecchini is

Cecchini will get EXPOSED in the big leagues
No more AAAA players

>>75749824
Amed will hit a wall when he tries hitting in the majors. I don't care how Cecchini plays or what happens to him, he or whoever else is just a placeholder so we don't lose a year of team control for an ineffective season from Rosario

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>Marlins fans

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that nasty part of the storm is moving in soon. we might be where awhile.

>>75749849
>Amed will hit a wall when he tries hitting in the majors

Most people think he's ready. If you have reasons why you think this is the case then fine. But that's not the popular opinion.

whos up for some pictionary or cards against humanity while we wait?

>>75749908
He's not ready, he's hitting very well but it's only over a small sample size in the worst park in the worst league in history. On top of that he's hitting for very little power (not that he's expected to be a power hitter, but again this is vegas) and most importantly his BABIP is massive right now. He will 100% slump if he comes up to the majors right now

>>75749948
yee, cards against humanity

Rather than watch pawn stars I decided to go play with my drone because its not really raining in Westchester. My drone is very small (size of 5 year old's hand) and has a low battery life but rapid recharging, and when it hits super low battery it starts flashing and won't rethrottle if you remove all throttle. This happened about 5 minutes ago, and it flashed when it was almost 100 feet in the air so in order to get it down I cut the throttle like how I usually do before turning it on full blast when it gets closer to make it not crashland, but I forgot it would not rethrottle so I ran to catch it and it hit me in the neck, the impact spot is a little red but no brusing.

>>75749948
>>75749978
what is cards against humanity, how do we play

>>75750003
cool blog bro

>>75749978
>>75750048

http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=190

just hop in, its easy to pick up how it works.

>>75749948
I vote for cards

>>75750048
its like mad libs but individual sentences and 4chan-tier humor

>>75749755
at least you get pawn stars
I'm stuck watching riveting pieces on various local school coaches in such sports as track, field hockey, and soccer

>>75749849
>lose a year of team control
How long do we have to wait for the cutoff for that?

>>75749871
What's Marlins-related about this?

Somebody please make & post a José Fernandez Wojak. Thank you

>>75750069
get in here fags

>>75750144
He lives in Miami

>wait until asdrubal ends his career
>ok now we'll call the delay

thats my mets

>>75749871
>>75750144
>>75750278
Ghetto thugged out niggaz & wiggers don't care about baseball

>http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19326117/kevin-plawecki-says-sex-toy-photo-new-york-mets-tweeted-was-prank

Cabrera had/has a -0.3 WAR anyway

>tfw Reyes cant do anything

>>75750425
WAR is such a meme stat

>>75750457
No it's not.

>>75750457
any way you slice it, he wasn't great at the plate or in the field

>>75750465
Nap Lajoie is 23rd all time in WAR.

>>75750526
cross-referencing war between decades like that is meaningless since it only tells you how far above replacement level they are relative to their own time

>>75750560
WAR is pointless altogether

>>75750608
No it's not.

>>75750526
What's your point? He's 20th on the Hall of Fame Monitor.

OZUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bak in this bitch

gg, fun cards against humanity with you guys!

back to mets action!

>TJ's walkup theme is Hips Don't Lie
Never noticed that, what the hell

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>>75751076
shakira, shakiraaa

>dat smooth as fuck swing

TJ!

>>75750457
lol it's one of the least meme stats

>>75751076
It could be Uptown Baby, or whatever the trumpet song is they both sampled

What would you guys pick as your walk up song?

>>75751076
>>75751103
you do know thats a sample of an older song right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OkhDdaodz4

>LOLZUNA

>marlels

>AND HE BOTCHES IT

Matt Vasgersian forever in my head

>>75751165
how the fuck is your tv so much faster than my tv? and I am live too

>>75751163
well that loop was made popular by shakira. whichever track it is, it's more likely being identified as hips don't lie.


OOOH SHIT MARLELS non stop dropping shit.

>>75751163
pretty boring desu

>>75751229
I'm streaming it, I'm surprised i'm ahead of live actually.

>>75751163
I had not known that at all, wow.
Though the tempo and the sound mixing are different in Hips Don't Lie.

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Can I get some rare Captains? Post some good ones.

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>>75751307

>>75750205
What this anon said

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>>75751307

>all this marlels spaghetti

its laughable how bad the pitching is

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>>75751307

>Passed ball

LOLOLOL

THIS IS HILARIOUS

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>when you team has 10 more walks then the next closest team

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FREE RUNS

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just dumping what I have saved

>marlels walking in runs 2x tonight

>Friends themesong

eww wtf is this new this season?
havent been to Citi yet in current year

>>75751518
BASED

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>>75751539
it's how Wilmer learned English

the d.wright barehanded catch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvM5hqilBY

Ichiro is still breddy good

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Like half these runs, or more, haven't even been driven in off hits.

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>>75751566
who did it better?

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I've got a ton of wild stuff saved. So much throwback goodness. I've had this PC since 2009 and have been posting on /sp/ all that time.

>>75751626
And now we've come full circle - once again, Mest cannot into playoffs.

got any Heilman memes?

>>75751567
ichiro hasnt been hitting this year bit of a slump

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>>75751663
oc

>>75751600
oh i remember that snow cone. both amazing plays really.

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oh more Captain America

>>75751706
fuck the methinals

>the absolute state of the Marlins defense

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>oh zuna

>ozuna

LOLZUNAAAA

Ozuna's off my ASG roster
Cespedes-Conforto-Bruce
That'll be an alright outfield

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>>75751976
>implying Grandy wont be at CF thanks to Terry

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>PIX shilling refugees

DROPPED

C: Descartes
1B: TJ/Wilmer
2B: Neil
SS: Amed
3B: Reyes
LF: Cespedes
CF: Conforto
RF: Bruce

Who can stop us?

>>75752091
I can name about 29 teams that can

Why doesn't Dee Gordon just go back on roids? His career is finished either way.

>>75752081
are you Wilmer Flowers from the Cards Against Humanity game? if so, kys

>REYES HAS REACHED .200
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>>75752295
no m8
but i never watch PIX. seeing this is disgusting.

>>75752081
Wait what?

>IBB'ing Conforto

>>75752356
They just showed a promo for the channel 11 news, and the whole ad was showing immigrants protesting Trump, like showing that protest from the airport after the muslim travel ban And ending with something like "the news that matters to you"

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>wilmer against righties this year

hahhahaha bumbling marlels

>marlines

>>75752352
well kill yourself anyway

>>75752402
wow, such shills. I wonder how much they got paid by the Globalist Elites™ to air that advertisement for their news station.

>>75752402
So basically "fuck drumft" the ad

>>75752402
Why would they show that. The Mets fanbase is probably one of the more pro-Trump crowds due to Long Island (Not Brooklyn and Queens) actually going majority Trump, and that's the core Mets fanbase.

BAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

BBRUCE!!!!

BRUCE!

>>75752402
You forgot about the one guy who said "I think we should give the president a shot." Completely unbiased

>>75752485
Nassau went Hillary
Suffolk went Drumphft

>>75752485
Because they know that shillary lurks. They do it because of the news network. It's some piece of Shit network also

Why don't they just make the wall feel like pillows?

>>75752565
If you add the totals together its majority Trump by a % which is still surprising for New York considering Upstate went Hilldog. Nassau barely went Hillary, Suffolk was pretty firm Trump.

I'm surprised voter participation was as high was it was in the suburbs due to how shit both candidates were.

>>75752712
>trump
>shit

You best be trolling son

>>75752746
I'd agree he is slightly better than hillary but its undeniable his start is pretty rocky due to his massive inexperience and expecting it to be easy.

Being better than a pile of shit doesn't make you gold.

>>75752712
Upstate New York is pretty much republican. NYC and a handful of others is Clinton. It's pretty much that. Trump didn't campaign here because he knew he would have lost, but he took states that hillary was "so confident" that she'd get

I'd rather have him then her. If Hillary won, then America would be the U.S.S.A

>>75752835
Upstate New York went majority Democrat dipshit. It is a swing region, which NYCers seem to think means conservative shithole.

WOOT!

>this game was faster than most even with 39 min rain delay

gg guys. see you fuckers tomorrow 1:10p. funtimes.