OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX @ BALTIMORE ORIOLES GAMETHREAD

Are they rioting in Baltimore?

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>delay

>>75748344
Game canceled due to niggers again?

>>75748533
Rain you dipshit

Just did the first pitch, looks like we will actually get a game tonight

>>75748890
Yep.
Here we go.

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>asche
>DH

IRISH LAD SIGHTING

>covey

A shame I'm busy tonight and missing this game. then again maybe not.

If there's one thing I like it's 8 pitch 1st innings

>hitting against the shift

When will they learn?

>>75749209
>having a life
Must be fun and engaging.

I miss Shields

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Off to a great start

If there's another thing I like it's the bases loaded with no outs

>>75749141
based happy josavior

Oh no lol

>balk-in run

Lel

BALK
A
L
K

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Jesus

This gonna be a long one.

The balk also stops trumbo from his inevitable GIDP

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Balk.
Fuck

MARK TRUMBO

INFIELD HIT KING

I'm glad everyone else is scoring because the 7-8-9 guys leave a lot to be disired

>>75749567
Caleb's been in decent form since New York

>covey

Can we just stop playing Hardy, hes either just done or somethings wrong with him

Thank fuck.

>>75749660
The only other SS' in the entire organisation are Flaherty and Mountcastle who is nowhere near ready

Who can stop us lads?

>>75749693
Judge tbqhf

>>75749688
That sucks, they need to address this next season and get someone cause hes just bad now, and he was last year too

>>75749702
Has he done shit against the O's?

>>75749721
>asking this in May

Whatever happened to that meme switch pitcher the orioles draftes?

>>75749721
um

>>75749741
His hot streak wont last forever faggot. Teams will figure him out

>>75749760
Remember than Mets catcher who was the flavor of the month a few years back? I think it's gonna be that.

>>75749793
I remember Stankeefags saying Gary Sanchez was going to be good lol

Bundy so far this season has been amazing really turns me on

>>75749825
More like Dylan GOATy

Is it true that Chicago players need to have body doubles so they can safely reach their stadium?

>>75749851
Yes.

>>75749851

bodymore, murderland

expected/10

>>75749851
Only at Camden Yards

Stop driving up manny's price

Machado is such a pussy.

I really like this Machado kid, i really think hes going to be a pretty good player

>>75749851
This is coming from the city that had us play a game in front of an empty stadium because of a chimpout.

Tank for Beer

>>75749932
>>75749899
>Chiraq talking shit about murders while getting murdered on the diamond

>>75749957
Teams will figure him out.

>>75749965
0 people were killed in the baltimore riot. Meanwhile the DNC in Chicago is like thunderdome every year

>>75749941

I swear to God if Angelos does not shell out for Manny, who has stated he wants to stay in Baltimore, I will burn down his office

>>75750050
Angelos is like 94, pretty sure hes not running the show any more

>>75750050
The team has like 5 players total on the books

If they don't resign Manny we're gonna be stuck watching a rebuilding team with no prospects

>>75749987
Its Dylan Covey
basically our tank for beer guy

it was a foregone conclusion we'd be btfo

are red sux fans still on suicide watch?

>>75750075
His son is

>>75750086
They all an heroed after Machado took a literal shit on their team

>>75750086
That's White Sox fans.

Machado should change his walk up song to "Bodies" so pitchers remember what happened to the last clown who tried him

>>75749375
It's actually work. The sadness of having to go through a rush only to have a little break and see Covey doing as expected...

Hey White Sox fans why did you cut Lawrie? That guy was an Oriole killer, was he just a huge doucher or something?

>>75750181
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjvlfg0j-cw

>>75750217
He was shit at playing baseball and even more shit at keeping himself healthy.

>>75748891
Need to make one with Chris Tillman desu

FRAZIER

Congratulations Flaherty for your first career hit!

>>75750228
Couldn't have put it better myself.

CALEB

>>75750264
giveth and taketh

AND DOWN GOES FRAZIER

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Even when Smith strikes out it's a useful AB

>the commentary through that entire Smith AB

Is there a bigger homer than Jim Hunter?

>>75750424
Its actually 4 to nothing

>>75750441
We have fucking nothing though.

>>75750441
>beating a team thats been dogshit for half a decade and has yet another fluky April for the second year in a row
And your point is?

Well fuck, I didn't miss much. At least the cusb are getting raped worse.

Are the white sox the most mexican team in mlb?

>>75750495
You sound upset. Who hurt you?

>>75750584

Literally have had all 3 outfielders named "Garcia"...do you really have to ask?

>>75750584
3 Garcia's and Ricky the only Hispanic manager in the league so yes. Way yes

>>75750584
Is this all you do in game threads? talk shit?

>>75750624
Where exactly do you think you are lad?

>>75750590
The White Sox?

>>75750624
His life must be so shitty that he inflates his ego on shitting on others just so he feels better inside. No better than the KC bandwagon.

>ass she

>>75750624
They're unironically 17

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>>75750624
Welcome to 4chan.
Please enjoy your visit

>>75750677
Why are you so upset? I dont remember BTFOing you out on here. I've always been cicil with you

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>>75750620

Hell our best manager this century was Ozzie so far. We had Tony La Russa in le olde times who's part spanish. Now we have Renteria. We're hispanic as fuck.

>firing la russa was retarded(thanks hawk)
>firing ozzie was retarded

>>75750710
>cicil

>>75750733
Civil

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>>75750733

>>75750729
Ozzie begged off his contract so he could sign with the Marlins.

>>75750495
The Orioles bullpen is used up because of the Gausman ejection and Miley getting line drived twice in a row... stop bitching faggot

>>75750710
Is Cicil the brown guy that gives you a reach-around after plowing you?

Are we winning?

>>75750783
>18-10

>>75750818
Quality post, i have been thoroughly BTFO from making a simple typo

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>>75750733

OldBay has always been a portly black man with Rbo.

>>75750777

>Personal difficulties with White Sox General Manager Kenny Williams led to speculation dating back to October 2010 that the White Sox would allow Guillén out of his contract to manage the Marlins.[27]

he was pretty much gonna get fired. but i stand corrected.

>>75750854
I wasn't trying to be a jagoff.

>>75750906

i didn't think you were either haha

If the Orioles sweep this series its a huge win for the white man

>>75750923
>>75750906
Get a room

>>75750927
orioles fan here

shut up

>>75750927
Yes, all those white men in the Baltimore area will be so proud.

>>75750927
4-1 now.
Here come the White Sox.

>>who will kill the rally today?

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>>75750951

We're not cusb fans.

hooray melky no shutout

>>75750975
Fuck off. Show some pride in your team

LEURY
E
U
R
Y

We ballgame now?
>Covey still in

>>75751094
Tanking for Alcohol.

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>>75751164
Armored Vehicle for Hops and Grains!

>>75751164
Tanking doesnt work in baseball.

When I found out the game was delayed, I took my old TV to my friend's farm and we got drunk and shot at it with our AR15s.

>about all there is to do in southern indiana...

>>75751244
>doesn't work
>cusb tank for years
>win title

ROTY

ROTY

ROTY

Needs to be Mancini t shirt night every night. Rookie of the year right there

dingers for the dinger god

>>75751277
What about Smallmouth Bass fishing?

>>75751287
The Cubs just Cubsed too hard and ended up with all the top prospects.

and of course Covey gives the 2 right back

praying for Q tomorrow

>>75751310
If you shop Mancinis face on Kharn with that title i will love you forever.

>replacing Covey with Beck
The tank is in full swing.

>>75751378
It's alright, you're facing a returning Tillman tomorrow who has been horrific in the minors

Notice how no projectiles or racial slurs are entering the field from the seats. Nice to be back to cicil baseball again

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>>75751378
>hahn realized that renteria was actually a competent manager and ordered him to tank immediately so that old man jerry and kenny don't get any ideas of trying to compete this year

>>75751331

despite how I love drinking. I don't like fishing at all. a lot of the old limestone quarries down here got turned into fishing ponds for people which is probably pretty neat for them.

>>75751407
Yesterday we got shut out in 6 innings by a rookie reliever that got shelled by our AAA team.

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>>75751345
I predict a No Decision..

>>75751469
Yeah but he at least was unscouted and opposite handed to the starter you were expected to face

>>75751469
lucky for you tomorrow is sunday and the orioles LITERALLY NEVER win on sundays

LITERALLY

Great play

>tim doing something

>>75751465
Yeah, I heard about that.
How's the Sport of Hunting there?

Yes yes, nicely hit Seth Smith... HOWEVER

>>75751552
>hunting

Kys murderer

>>75751458
I believe it

>the scary sad thought exercise of thinking what might have been if we had Ricky last year over robin

>>75751500

who is this semen demon?

>>75751552
i don't hunt. i wish i did though, i'd love to have my own income of venison steaks and deer jerky.

I just golf and go target shooting.

>Asche
>dong
wat

ASSY

Holy shit trashy actually hit a home run

>>75751712
>>75751721
>>75751766
The orioles intentionally walking him yesterday now makes sense

...sort of

>another day will go by without a Machado ACL tear
Unless it's not too late...

>watching the O's
>drinking a pecan whiskey amd lemonade
>small town saturday night lifestyle

Who else has ascended to Super Comfy God?

>>75751836
watching Covey and beck has made me the complete opposite

what's the term for that?

>>75751818
Hey, this is a comfy thread and a place of welcoming and you should just get the hell out

>>75751874
I'm sorry but its only comfy for you and co cause you don't have to watch Covey or Beck pitch.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I unrionically miss Shields.

>asche dingers when it's pointless
figures

>>75751948
Anything that happens during a Covey start is pointless. fuck this guy so much. send him the fuck back to the As already

>>75751926
And the injury brings back last year's Shields. Such is life as a Sox fan.

My fucking neighbor is literally vacuuming his lawn. What do? I dont want to assume its meth but he literally has a hoover in his lawn. Really uncomfy if you ask me

>codys nickname is "Smashy"
I don't know whether to laugh or cry

>>75752042
Take a video

>>75752042
Sounds like him bringing memories of being NJP'd in their military days

>>75752086
I dont have a clean line of site because he is vacuuming along the fence now. And i dont mean like a shop vac but a fucking hoover

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>beck

>>75752230
It's like the strike zone is repelling all of his shitty pitches.

>>75752230
>chris davis swings at that last pitch anyway
$161 million for a defensive first baseman

>>75752336
He's a defense and OBP player now

Haha time for royal farms

>>75752230
Got to appreciate the symmetry. It truly is art.

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>>75751874
Who's ready for pie and coffee?

Holy shit

ABROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>abrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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holy fuck

>>75752656

fuck me new retro is better than legit vintage.
The chicks are just way hotter.

Oh boy time for a Timmy groundout to short.

>Kahnle in
wew

Also it would be hilarious if the deciding score was the balk in the 1st.

>>75752933
Better than Bellisario.

I love Kahnle

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>>75752989
I actually left the house after the 4th inning to get a bottle of liquor to make myself forget the shitty things that have happened the past few weeks, and here you are, negating everything. I wholeheartly thank you for it, and what you said just brought everything back.

based Josavior

fucking covey

sasuga dumbass

>>75752933
>>75752989
what could you possibly have against kahnle? he's been amazing this season and he was great for most of last season also

are they actually even trying on these "swings"?

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>>75753075
My pleasure.

How bout an Ice Cream Sundae?

>>75753290
Sanchez was clearly guessing fastball on those last two sliders, he just guessed wrong.

>>75753244
I don't. I was in desbelief that the score wasn't 4-0 anymore and someone actually good came out of the bullpen. Him coming in was justified.

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gg O's. Surprised this wasn't a blowout.

>lose the game to a balk

What a waste of offense for a Covey start

gg Os

fuck covey

Least Melky hustled i'll give him that. GG O's