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15:30
Hamburg - Mainz

17:30
Freiburg - Schalke

2. Bundesliga
13:30
Bochum - Bielefeld
Fürth - Karlsruhe
Stuttgart - Aue
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night
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>>75746587
g'nite
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hello i am here
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>>75746656
hi, how was you're day?
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Would be fun if Bayern actually bought Kyle Walker.
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>>75746684
but will tuchel setup the team so this is happens? ie will he play weigl and dahoud together?

should be interesting

>>75746708
yes that may keep him there but teams generally stick with a settled defense even in europe, so Conte may feel fine with those 5 to fight for the 3 places, though personally i think christensen is better than ake.
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>>75746769
>will he play weigl and dahoud together?
yeah why not. On paper, they complement each other quite well.
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>>75746587
good night

>>75746656
hello
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too many people in my bundes
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>>75746919
>ip count: 6
huh?
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I wish Dortmund were willing to spend a bit more. Make a signature signing. Why not throw a small fortune after one of those Belgians at Tottenham.
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How many days until Bayern wins the league?
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>>75747014
the 2018 title? about a year.

>>75746993
messi m8
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>>75747014
~350
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>>75746839
worded that stupidly, will Dahoud be first-choice is what i meant.
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>tfw starting to fear how Zanka will embarrass me next season
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Great thread
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>>75747288
ty
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*Zanks you*
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*clutches my face and collapses on the floor while my teammate who you should have been marking scores in the distance*
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Tuchel must win the league next year or he'll never get a job abroad. Next year will be his only chance or else he's fucked.
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>>75747405
He will leave Dortmund after they lose to Frankfurt in the Pokal
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>>75747194
He sure has the potential. But as always, it depends on how the player presents himself during the training sessions
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>>75747405
please, every MLS team would love to have him.
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>>75747453
They would probably ask him to leave if that happens
>>75747475
Yeah but he's really ambitious, he's not like Hecking or something who's content with coaching mid table Bundesliga clubs forever, he wants to go abroad and manage a big teami n the EPL or something but nobody would hire a guy who has never won anything.
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>>75747453
yeah maybe
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>>75747405

you can easily extend that to the entire team. i doubt that obama will leave and the younglings can be held for one additional season, too. after that it will be difficult. dembele, pulisic, weigl will be bought out in two seasons if 17/18 won't be exceptional. obama might go. reus, pisscheck, castro, papa will be old. next season is the only chance to win big. after that we will get years of average results.
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>>75747524
i was joking hun :)
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B U N D U C K S

I had a Grand Ouvert today, ama
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>>75747405
Arsenal will take him
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>>75747607
>ama
was ist ein ,,Grand Ouvert''?
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>>75747607
I always wanted to learn Skat desu.
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>>75747702
fuck off numale cuck
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>>75747722
>tfw able to play Skat, Doppelkopf and various variants of Poker
feels goodman
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>>75747723
ok sorry. bye.
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>>75747723
very rude
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>>75747899
fuck off re ddit cuck
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Who is that twink?
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>>75748088
That's Kasper Dolberg
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good night
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>>75748128
Does he have an inviting twink butthole?
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thats odegaard

you know? that wunderkind molding somewhere on a bench
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*attacks you again*
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>>75748152
Good night

>>75748210
I don't know

>>75748220
No it's Kasper Dolberg
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*leaves thread*
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>>75748045
Is anyone keeping an eye on Ajax's Scandinavian scout?
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>>75748318
He seems to have a type
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Holy shit, my friends!
I touched the boobs of a female that wasn't my mother for the first time in my life today. I just got released out of custody.


Otherwise, shitty results and matches today (yesterday by now, I guess). Let's hope HIV gets btfo once and for all tomorrow and finally has the 2.Bundes season it so richly deserves.
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>>75748512
Uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh
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he looks pretty happy in that jersey
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i just figured out he isn't even danish

the more you know, huh?
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>>75748480
gonna need some more info
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>>75748618
Ya
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>>75748707
There was a stage, I was in the crowd. I danced up to a girl. She didn't look around but let me come and danced closer to me rubbing her ass on my front. I felt her up; touched her bra, touched her breasts, first from the outside, then underneath her shirt. We continued like this for a bit, she turned around and we kissed pretty intensely (first time I properly kissed a girl, too). My hand went done her pants, she was shaven, but it was seemingly too far for her as she just said "Sorry..." and went away.
So, I probably fucked it up, but I know I would have regretted not doing it. I was not in custody, that was for the memes,
Now I feel emptier than ever, though; knowing what I could have, what I want constantly but just never having reached it. I will never see her again (I didn't even see her properly today), she probably won't even remember this.while I can't stop thinking about it and drink a lot of alcohol to make me forget about my glimpse of the normie life, my glimpse of happiness.

Thanks for reading my blog.


/bunde/ related: i will again tell you that I hope HIV leaves the league soon; they really need a season to restructure themselves. Not a meme restructure like at the beginning of every season with some new investor, but an actual, forced one. Just look at what happened to Werder in the seasons after their only relegation.
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you are a degenerate

kys
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>he looks pretty gay in that jersey
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>>75749131
whatever makes you happy
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>>75749131
Nice post
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>>75749131
nice m8
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Thanks for the (you)'s, mates. They cheered me up a little.
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>>75749131
what the fuq
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How many different US f(l)ags (hehehe) visit /bundes/ regularly?
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rude

only 1. all me
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>>75749131
You don't need a normie life to be happy. You just have to accept yourself the way you are
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>>75749791
Ah, thx.


>>75749794
Please no.
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Well, goood night! See you in a few hours.
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night
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i not going to watch this plebeian league
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>tfw too drunk to type a proper reply to a /bundes/ virgin
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>>75752422
post butthole


also are you drinking Paulaner(tm) the beer of Bayern Munchen?
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>>75749794
>You just have to accept yourself the way you ar
No one does that
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ETZALA A GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE
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>You don't need a normie life to be happy. You just have to accept yourself the way you are
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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
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>>75749794
Wojak here sorta looks like a young Uncle Jun
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>>75756554
>had to check out online vids to check if that's a man or woman
>I'm still not sure
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>>75749131
slut
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hello where is the denmarks
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>>75750538
>t. Immobile
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Frankfurt : Buyern 11.00
M'Gladbach : Leverkusen 11.00
Essen : Jena 14.00
Sand : Freiburg 14.00
Hoffenheim : Duisburg 14.00
Tabbine : Wolfsburg 14.00

The Potsdam match is broadcasted on RBB. If you have european SatTV you can watch it in HD for free.

Please watch our sport!
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>>75757978
please stop posting about amateur leagues
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>>75757891
Hello?
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>>75758018

Wimminz football is fun to watch. You should give it a try. Maybe today? RBB 14.00
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hand out the three points and nobody gets hurt
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>>75758216
It is Oberliga, possibly Landesliga level. I can just watch that instead.
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>>75758235
>HIV+
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>>75758502
>bullying the Taktikfuchs
Watzke is a retard. good thing we have a competend #2 in Germany now.
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>>75758281
*shoots*
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>>75758502
Watzke is such a cuck.
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>my sister invited a bunch of friends and they are making noise
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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yes, yes gooooood morning!


>>75758625
are they male or, if not, attractive?
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>>75758669
No, and I don't know as I haven't left my room
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*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*
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>>75758766
okay
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Buyern 4:2 BTFOed!

Give Potsdam all your strength \o/\o/\o/\ö/\o/\o/
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>>75758766
are you afraid of them?
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Fuck Germany and FUCK white people!!

Go st pauli:)
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Just a reminder that you are not a good Dortmund fan if you refuse to support our little sisters against Buyern scum.
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>non-anime pics in /bundes/
lmaoing @ u're live
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>>75760022
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>hating animu on 4chän
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Kemme 1:1
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Any of these lads any good?
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>>75760227
>Plovmand
>Boller
looooooooooool
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>>75760227
Arp is really good
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>>75760227
Faust Arp is
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>>75760254
Pernille Harder gets BTFOed by Tabea Kemme right now.
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>>75760316
Good
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>>75760254
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>>75760401
Plovmand is slang for a 500 DKK note.
Boller (noun) means buns and is slang for testicles, also (verb) means fucks
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TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE TERODDE
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>nobody to boller and lick my boller
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>>75760674

nice picture
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Kasper Dolberg is the first teenager with 15 goals for Ajax in an Eredivisie season since Patrick Kluivert (1995/96).
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hallo und guten morgen!
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im not my watching my league
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*dabs into /bundes/*

Bobby Wood will score today

t. not the azn hawiian
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Will Hamburg unironically go down? If they lose today, 17th place is a very real possibility.
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>>75761105
>implying they won't just beat Union/Braunschweig in the relegation
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>>75760941
heh?
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>>75761137
>17th
>relegation playoff
w e w
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>>75760941
>>75761155
stop posting these images
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>>75761180
whats his endgame?
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>>75761137
I am sure by beat you mean play 0:0 at home and 1:1 away?
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>>75761161
You're really overestimating Ingolshit
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MATHENIA
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>HSV and Kiel will be in the same league

expect many mysterious accidents happening next season
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>>75761194
touche
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gerd morgen
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>>75761228
>one more year until Hamburg meets Karlsruhe in the relegation match again
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Which of these are the good guys?
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>>75761271
Kiel
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>>75761231
based
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it's the worst to be injured and watch your team play without you to be h

at least professionals get millions for it
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>>75761375
Moin Momo, wann spielt heute die erste?
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not momo
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>>75761439
Moin nein-Momo, wann spielt heute die erste?
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No. I am Momo!
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what injury do you have m8?

how badly do u think schalke will lose today?
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>>75761478
Schalke can't lose, Bremen must remain atleast on place 7.
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does bundes rate oztunali?
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i'm not injured thanks god
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>Scumburg
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>tfw knee hurts a bit from time to time but it is usually gone the next day
>same thing happened with adductores until I suddenly had an inflammation, and had to take a break from playing for a few months

How long do my knees have left?
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since everyone played for schalke, i think they will lose 2:0 or 2:1 in the most ridiculous way

also i'm not sure. friday during training i suddenly felt a pain in the back of my thigh. it's not too present, but during sudden moves and sprinting it's very noticeable, so i did not play today as precaution

hope i didn't torn a muscle, i don't deserve this
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>>75761513
not really desu. He has a good techniqu, but that's about it.
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sounds like a pulled hammy

RIP lad :(
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Who is the most angry bundes player and coach
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>>75761764
That guy from Wolfs who just got his 8th red card or so.
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>>75761764
player: Gustaffo
coach: Weinzierl
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>>75761843
thanks
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>>75761764
Do former bundes coaches count?
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guys, guys, guys

papa will keeping HSV up next week with a winning header vs Schalke
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not sure, will see.

during warmup everything was fine, didn't do any sprints tho

hope it gets better, really want to play
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>>75761903
Machste halt n halbes Jahr Pause und spielst dann wieder zweite, Momo.
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>>75761882
no
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>>75761932
:(
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ne man, eine woche ist schon mehr als genug. komm mir nicht mit so ner scheiße!
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>>75761968
Hey, die brauchen auch Leute.
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i properly warmed up and everything. everything was normal as usual. it was like an hour into training when it happens. very weird and unusual
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>>75761712
he is breddy quick
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well good luck. hope is not serious

xoxo
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>>75761964
I don't make the rules
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VFL Wolfsburg is going to win the Bundesliga (Women's)
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>>75762368
Feels good we are winning something for once
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>>75762368
stop making fun of women it's 2017 and they aren't objects anymore you racist bastard
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Time to watch Wonga fail
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>Freiburg starting without Grifo
>Konoplyanka

top wew
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I'm fucking done with football. It's not fun anymore.
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>>75762800
back to aleppo ahmed
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>>75762800
Both teams are barely completing half of their passes, wtf are you expecting?
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>>75762800
Shut up Philipp
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>i rate weinzierl
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REFBALL
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>>75762998
>americans
>this topic

ton avis est discardé
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>>75762998
>implying anyone is capable of properly coaching >schalke

not his fault desu
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>>75763103
What about Huub Stevens?
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>dat fat hamburger

nice to see americans travelling to hamburg matches now
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>wake up
>HSV still plays relegation playoffs every year

Fuck my worthless years rooting for that team.
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>>75763055
nice strawman you got there pal
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>>75763115
he came the closest, but not even he would be able to save that shit club at this point
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>>75763103
forgetting about the legend Magath reaching the cl semis with players like Per Kluge.
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Bundezzzzzzzliga
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>>>/int/74533510
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zzzZzzZzZzzZzzZZZZzz
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this is a good result for both teams

Ingolstadt have to get at least four points now
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boooooooooooooo
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hamburg will play at >schalke next week, it would be very >schalke to save the hamburgers there

they already did just that 2 years ago
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Will Afd get into the Landtag?
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ALso: LePen or Macron?
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>>75763449
>Schleswig-Holstein
>relevant
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>>75762820
>>75762830

I don't speak of the current suck fest. My teams already played.

>>75762998
>waifufag

you have to go back, miguel >>>/tennis/
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>>75763457
Macron won silly. 62-68%
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>>75763457
hitler
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>>75763457
Macron by 15% lead just like Clinton did with her 96% lead.
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>>75763491
most definitely not a waifu fag, bud.
would get pegged by petko tho
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>>75763457

LePen. She is a hottie.
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>my teams
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>>75763457
both are horrible. I guess Macron for just continuing what the last presidents did. Lepen would wreck France even more
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>>75763550
>Lepen would wreck France even more
Literally impossible desu
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Post your prediction
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/spieltag/1-bundesliga/2016-17/32/tabellenrechner.html
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>>75763550
t. merkel
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>>75763573
Her economic policies are far worse than the current one
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>>75763621
t. privat business cuck
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>>75763457
Le Pen is a disgusting Socialist, fuck her

Macron isn't perfect, but economically the much better option.
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>>75763621
>>75763671
everybody knows zis, but ze question is whether ze social issues will tip ze balance in Le Pen's favor
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>>75763671
>>75763621
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>>75763723
that you in the gif?

looking good hun :)
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>>75763668
out of control government spending and debt in combination with demographic shifts and regulatory burdens that undermine productive behavior will sooner or later lead to a crisis. Cant kick the can down the road forever.
Just look at youth unemployment, unfunded pension liabilities, all the rich people leaving France. They are fucked.
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>>75763610
>HSV winning another game
No
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>>75763799
>Cant kick the can down the road forever.
You literally can so long as you have control of your own monetary polic-
oh wait
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>>75763799
time to let more young immigrants in,
surely all they want is save the french wellfare state with their hard work.
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I want /pol/ to leave.

Good match so far, already more exciting than 90 min if Hamburg-Mainz
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>>75763799
>demographic shifts and regulatory burdens

This is basically what only a strong state can take of. Private economy can't do shit about demgraphic shifts and when they try regulation by themself they only will do it in a direction of their own interest.

At no point in history a society said during a existential crisis "hey let it self regulate. Strong state is evil".
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>>75764050
>rudemark
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Macron is apparently a fan of the Danish Flexicurity model.
>>
>>75764101
That's not me.
>>
>schalke
>>
>
>>
>schalke
>>
>fahrman
w e w
e
w
>>
>>75764055
these problems are created by the state, they are not going to solve them.
self regulation doesnt mean corporations write their own laws that get enforced by the state.
>>
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>Schalke schalking
>>
>The city of Schalke
>>
oh >schalke, you lovable idiots

say what you want, but that club has a high entertainment value for neutral viewers

it's like watching an "epic fail" compilation on youtube
>>
based >schalke
>>
I'm a bit late to the party, but let me just say
>>
>s
>c
>h
>a
>l
>k
>e
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>>75764220
when they do it through lobbyism then basically do.
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>SCHALKE
>>
>penalty
>schalke
>>
SPD BTFO

>"b-but muh Schulz effekt"
>>
Looks like I'm just in time for the second round of

>Schalke
>>
see. told you.

pathetic.
>>
I can't take it anymore.
I'm out.
>>
>SCHALKE
>>
>Schalke
>>
>schalke BTFO
>SPD BTFO
>Linkspartei BTFO

If Macron wins today, this is officially a good day
>>
*le pen
>>
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Chalke>>>>>>>>>>>Schalke
>>
>>75764472
>If Macron wins today,
she did. 62%
>>
Thats just such a bullshit- That was clear diving and if the ref wanted to penalize something like that, he should have given a couple of penalities to us as well.

Fuck this gay earth. Every single game is lost just thanks to bad refereeing.
Where is the point in even playing, if you know that the ref will decide the game either way
>>
>>75764498
haha
>>
I thought only the final round would be simultaneous, but now I see next weekend will also be all 15:30. Good!
>>
>>75764522
that's good indeed my friend
>>
>>75764522
should make for some good, quality posting
>>
Schalke has 43:38 goals, Freiburg has 40:55 goals. Schalke has 41 points, Freiburg has 47 points. What the fuck?
>>
>>75764569
I dont know. It will bring in the whole customers and bandwagoners.
>>
>Freiburg on 5th place with a goal difference of -15

what a shit league
>>
>>75764603
all wining takes is to score more goals than your opponent (even if it is just one goal) and you get three points for a win. Likewise, a lose by 1-0 is essentially the same as a loss of 7-0 when it comes to points.

As you can see, this means that when Freiburg lost, they lost by a large amount, but they also won a fair amount (by a small margin) and the result is that their goal differential is negative but because they won more than schalke and did not draw many games, they have more points than schalke

t. knower
>>
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>>75761271
Münster
>>
>>75763457
A choice between female Hitler and the most boring man on the planet.
>>
>>75764804
>MILF banger
>boring

what do you have to offer?
>>
>>75764603
Freiburg got hammered a couple of times.
>>
Disappointed SSW didn't get a majority.
>>
>>75764754
>t. mad miner
>>
>>75764849
>MILF banger over actual MILF

you gay son
>>
Why does the SSW get seats in the Landtag but Die Linke doesn't even though both got 3.5 percent?
>>
>Schalke
>MOUYES
>AfD
>LePen

DOPKEK
>>
>>75765076
Copenhagen-Bonn Declaration
>>
>>75765076
because >muh minority status

it's like how the german minority gets one meme seat in the polish parliament
>>
>>75765060
ugly old nazi hag you mean
>>
>>75764754
Neinhold please
>>
>>75765139
She's a finer woman than your mother.
>>
>>75764780
This
>>
>literally every team is playing for you
>go full >Schalke
>>
>>75765130
Doesn't seem fair
>>
>>75765284
>politics
>fair
>>
>>75765284
It's a pragmatic solution that can help combat conflict in border regions.
>>
>>75765181
that doesn't mean much
>>
>>75764946
They would have, if you guys hadnt stolen Northern Schleswig after WW1
>>
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>>75765246
>>
>>75765130
>The German Minority electoral list currently has one seat in the Sejm of the Republic of Poland, benefiting from the current provision in Polish election law which exempts national minorities from the 5% national threshold.

wew, did not know that

That one guy sitting there should use his power to vote for returning Schlesien to Germany desu
>>
>>75765347
Ethnic cleansing does that as well with the plus of being permanent.
>>
>>75765139
>hurr durr I don't like her so I call her ugly

We all now you would fap rather to her than to Mutti Merkek
>>
>>75765401
kc tier
>>
>>75765404
Yes, but that's not an acceptable political solution in this current year.
>>
>>75765124
?

AfD did very well
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iit3Kabs7QA [Remove]
>>
>>75765503
kys
>>
>>75765355
>anarcho-liberal marxist armchair Che Guevara studying social "sciences" and ripping off AfD election campaign posters because they hurt his feefees
>had a shit upbringing with a shit mother

Consider me surprised, Leon-Yannick.
>>
>>75765509
5.5%
>well

well no
>>
>>75765548
you clearly do not know how politics work. i assume you are under 20
>>
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>schalke is bad
http://www.lesoir.be/1497943/article/actualite/france/2017-05-07/presidentielle-emmanuel-macron-serait-en-tete-avec-plus-62-des-voix-direct

Macron wins


GG Rothschild
>>
>>75765580
>barely get in
>it's a win

is AfD the HSV of parties?
>>
>>75765629
thanks for making my point
>>
>>75765629
(west-)northerners are cucks, the fact that they still voted AfD in, can be considered good news
>>
>>75765629
5.5% in a Land where the Altparteienkartell got about 85% in the last election.
>>
>>75765629
more like the Schill Partei of parties
>>
that guy really hate manure
>>
who is the schalke of Bundesliga?
>>
>>75766130
Dortmund
>>
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You now remember Alaba playing for Hoffenheim
>>
>>75766130
HSV
>>
what is schalkes game plan besides hoofing the ball somewhere upfront?
>>
>>75766130
bayern munchen desu
>>
>>75766149
You now remember Müller playing
>>
>>75766161
trying not to >schalke, then >schalking a lot
>>
>>75766192
who?
>>
>>75766225
That goalscorer who played for Köln and isn't Gerd.
>>
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>>75766130
Noone. We already have the original >schalke.
>>
When are Freiburg going to build a new stadium? Didn't have a have referendum to approve it last year?
>>
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>>75766225
>he doesn't know the Bomber
>>
>>75766306
why? the stadium is comfy
>>
>it's another let's ignore brazil episode
why are germans sooooooooooooooooooooooo mean !!!

even after a 7-1
>>
>>75766338

I like it too, I just remember that they all voted to build a new stadium, there was lots of concepts being posted and then any news of it just stopped
>>
>>75766349
I love you.
>>
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the fuck is Schalke doing
>>
>>75766369
>Young Boys in the back
American tourist detected
>>
>>75766369
Just >Schalke things.
>>
>>75766369
Me on the left
>>
>>75766349
Post favela stories or GTFO
>>
>>75766383
kek
>>
>>75766389
>Just >Schalke things.
More like JUST
>>
>>75766358
they shouldn't change anything as long as their stadium doesn't violate the guidelines
>>
>>75766461
But it does. They play with a Soondergenehmigung as far as i know.
>>
based streich
>>
>>75766550
I found this:
https://www.scfreiburg.com/node/11356
>>
>>75766550
>>75766461
The pitch is inclined by 1m from one goal to the other. The pitch is also around 10m shorter than it should be. These are the two main reasons for this Sondergenehmigung.
Another reason for building a new stadium is the shitty infrastructure. The stadium is in the middle of a residental area. The capacity is limited to 25000 by law and many fans (including myself) piss and puke all over the place in the gardens of the residents when they're drunk.
>>
weinzierl OUT
>>75766667
defenerate
>>
Freiburg, Köln and Bremen all coming so close to European football. Such a shame they won't all make it.
Them and Hoffenheim would surely make the most sympathetic European field coming out of the Bundesliga ever?
>>
you now remember Alemannia Aachen and their new stadium
>>
>>75766718
Karlsruher SC is literally gonna be the next Alemannia Aachen.
>>
0 football from schalke. no gameplan whatsoever.
>>
>>75766685
I'm just excited for Leipzig and Hoffe in the CL. If Hoffe do make it, since after they now got refballed into 4th place, Sevilla or the likes may be the qualification opponents.
>>
>>75766753
Yes, I do worry about Hoffe. Will be interesting to see what they do this summer. I expect maybe not so much :/
>>
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>>75747552
So it really isnt possible to ever build a team now huh. At least we'll have mahoud dabomb
>>
>>75766799
:/
>>
>>75766820
Not if you're a team with a victim complex that constantly tries to display themselves as the underdog, no. Dirtmund need to grow some confidence if they ever want to get anywhere.
>>
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>>75766940
Like Schalke and Hamburg, right?
>>
>>75767021
Schalke and Hamburg are too shit to get bought out.
>>
Haha theyre now talking about >Schalke in 90elf
>>
Holy shit, Le Pen BTFO

why is /pol/ always wrong?
>>
>>75767409
more like "Le Penis", right?
>>
>>75767409
and it's not even close lmao
>>
still the most nazis in france since 1944
>>
>>75767439
xD
>>75767409
based
>>
Favourite TV series: Scrubs
Favourite movie: In Bruges
Favourite band: The Cure
Favourite author: Walter Moers
Favourite club: Hannover 96
>>
>>75767518
by any chance are you homosex?
>>
>>75767548
I'm bisexual
>>
Rosenborg 1 - 0 Brann

as it stands
>>
>>75767610
>I'm not retarded, I'm bi-intelligent
>>
>>75767610
wanna bang?
>>
>tfw the new French president is Merkel's cuck
>tfw we're finally in charge of the Frenchies again

golden times are ahead of us kameraden
>>
>>75767518
>>75767610
>this is the kind of person who votes SPD/Grüne/Linke

Quo vadis, Germania?
>>
>>75767664
i-is he massaging her feet?

this guy really does love older women....
>>
>>75767657
No. Unless you're really hot then it's a yes
>>
>>75767675
sweet digits tßh
>>
>>75767698
oh yes i am :)
>>
Freiburg or Stuttgart?
>>
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>>75767859
y
>>
>>75767675
Not him. But first: voting SPD/Grüne/Linke doesn't make you a bad person per se. Second: judging people by some shit they write on an Argentinian clay-mation enthusiast forum, is a stupid thing to do.
Thank you very much for reading.
>>
>>75768980
>voting SPD/Grüne/Linke doesn't make you a bad person per se.
it does though because you express approval of their policies
>>
>>75767518
Favourite TV series: Simpsons season 1-8
Favourite movie: don't know. I don't watch many movies
Favourite band: hard to say
Favourite author: Robert Musil
Favourite club: 1. FC Köln
>>
>>75769023
Being a decent human being is much more than just your political opinions desu. But this is not the right board to discuss this.
>>
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>>75758502
Tuchel sounds pissed.
http://www.spiegel.de/video/borussia-dortmund-thomas-tuchel-zu-watzke-interview-video-1764291.html
>>
>>75758502
>>75769309
If you go by newspaper articles alone, one might get the impression that Watzke and Tuchel hate each other. So is it safe to say that Tuchel isn't going to extend his contract?
>>
>>75769592
no

who would they replace him with?
>>
>>75769694
That's the question. But right know you get the impression that both parties aren't really interested in a partnership that goes beyond 2018.
>>
>>75767518
tv: Mad Men
movie: There Will Be Blood
band: Why?
author: Kafka
club: Werder
>>
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>>75770244
literally all me except bremen
>>
Favourite TV series: Tatort
Favourite movie: Absolute Giganten
Favourite band: Tocotronic
Favourite author: Hermann Hesse
Favourite club: SV Meppen
>>
>handing over the answer to your security questions this easily
>>
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>denmark trying to be funny
>>
>>75770336
ebin
>>
>>75757899
;_____;

I'm glad he's back in form and happy now
>>
>>75770336
>Herman Hesse

Siddhartha was really weird but I enjoyed Steppenwolf a lot
>>
>>75770284
Whom do you support, lard-kun?
>>
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>>75771180
Dortmund Muhammad-san

GOAT book cover on the left
>>
>>75771252
It is indeed quite good.
>>
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good night
>>
>>75773270

Night
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