PENS (3) vs CAPS (1) GAME 5

Pittsburgh Penguins forwards Sidney Crosby and Conor Sheary have passed their baseline concussion tests.
Crosby and Sheary will be game time decisions for Game 5.

>>75746361
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>>75746786
kind of prefer is they sat out for another game just to be sure. not like we need either of them to end the craps.

taking bets on how hard the caps try and end crosby's career as soon as he steps onto the ice.

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How many more 2nd-round exits will the caps have to endure in order for >craps to become the new >rags?

Caps outshoot pens in every game so far so they should win this one.

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Let's go Pens!

The OP image is really problematic. Can we please change it, thanks.

>>75747351
The rags shut the caps down too so I think that's already happened

who /PITTSBURGH/ here?

its fuckin cold out there you fuggin jagoffs

>Actually wanting the penguins to win

You're all no better than New England fans

>>75747351

never. >rags is enternal

>>75746329
who is this baby-batter beauty?

When is this degenerate horse shit going to end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDHKGDO2twI

Only good can come from rushing Crosby back from a concussion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3mrw2eWLOo

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Ovechkin going for the Sun Jian look

Wizard here.

Doc will ask Pierret what Crosby returning does for his team (opens up a lot of space for his wingers; Pierre would love to be one), and whether Ovechkin will stick with the same forwards or move around, to which Pierre answers that they'll move him around.

>>75748573
For me, it's Karlsson as Guan Yu on the snes

How long does NBC have the rights to NHL?

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Lets fuckin go pens!

Has the pony race ended yet?

>>75748610
Until 3005.

How's everybody's Saturday going

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>crosby unded

>Sidney Crosby confirmed ready for tonight

WEW
E
W

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>pongs will be in the finals again
CAN THE CRAPS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

>>75748648
About as shitty as every other Saturday.

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>>75748610
>>75748639
Not true. I know a buddy who works for the MLB, and he said hbo is setting up streaming for the NHL
The rights weren't cheap

>>75748638
Yes idiot

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*Blocks your heads path*

what do /sp/?

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caps will lose

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Soon.

>>75748686
Sorry to hear that anon. Do you want to talk about?

WASHINGTON LEADS 3-1

WOW

WASHINGTON IS LEADING 3-1

>>75748591
BOOM

>>75748591
lol

based crosby suiting up for the lads, what a guy

>>75748648
GOOd talking to a tinder cutie. She wants to get high in my car. This is rare and I want to cum in her mouth

>>75748648
awful
lost 150 mmr in dota
almost lost a fingernail trying to open up my phone to change the SIM card
caps getting eliminated
might just kms at this rate
and took me fucking 5 tries on the captcha too

>>75748682
No they cannot

>>75748720
No. My life is shit, but I make a lot of money, so I stick around.

Did I see the line combos correctly? Alzner is a forward tonight on the 4th line?

>>75748776
Sounds suspicious. Almost like they expect to lose a defenseman to a game misconduct.

>>75748648
>up til 4:30 playin games/sister's drunk friends being loud as shit
>wake up at 8:30 to go to her graduation
>sit through a boring bullshit ceremony
>go to eat
>come home
>nap
>rags
>this

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>>75748718

this is it lads, the final nail in the coffin

>>75746329
Is she supposed to be attractive?

Pens cheating already.

>>75748648
Got an 8 ball and ready to go!

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/Who??/

>>75748804
Did you at least fuck one of them? Always wanted to do that but never made it happen

What does Ovechkin actually do?

>the linesmen wearing capitals jerseys in the seats don't understand
craps fans btfo

God Ovechkin was standing wide open for 20 seconds there during that board battle.

lol one trick pony ovechbitch not gonna get a cup

ovi's fuckin hilarious

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>>75748711
obvs rule it a completely legitimate play.

>>75748853
>shoot puck
>repeat
>score
>occasionally have a burst of speed and demolish some poor fool

>>75748853
he's le stand in the faceoff circle and shoot mane

>>75748853
Score a prodigious amount of (regular season) goals.

>>75748811
10 in Shitsburgh

Two Pens players ded

Why are niggers like Tom Wilson allowed in the league?

Wilson's gonna murder someone tonight

2 minutes for a clean hit.

>>75748853
attempts to spend as much of the game standing still in the offensive zone left faceoff circle as possible

>wilson gooning it up not even 5 minutes into the game

so are you guys trying to win or just hurt people?

>penalty on Wilson
Guy can't catch a break

>>75748888
No ring. Maybe she's from Washington after all.

>Wilson does something stupid

I hope he doesn't survive this offseason shakeup

Why the penalty? Poor pens can't handle getting dominated so they need refpuck

>There's a lot of meat on that sandwich

when is Pit gonna get the puck

fuck hockey this is gay

that scotiabank hokkei commercial is gr8

Pierre's gonna label it a charge.

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Good. If we can't win, we should at least murder as many pongs as possible to decrease their chances of winning the next round

>>75748920
Why are massive faggots like the entire pittsburgh roster allowed in the league?

>clean hit
>penulty called because you're not allowed to check Penguins
epic simply epic

kek Tom Wilson really is a shitter

female benalty box attendant

Caps fans have no respect for the game, probably don't even know anything about it.

Wilson's going to get 25 to life after this game

Blatant attempted murder

I love it.

>>75748925
>Elevates into a guys back
>Clean

>>75748954
>we
What line you on m8?

>>75748971
boner

>>75748980
>being this autistic

>>75748977
The Guentzel hit was called a charge, not the Daley hit. And it was called a charge due to the number of strides.

Still learning the rules, you dumbfuck yinzer?

Pongs shook af
This going to game 6

Caps playing the part of the temperamental crybaby yet again. Should have paid the refs more you fucking fags.

Ovi's ass was so destroyed by men that he had to practice on the third line.

>pooper play

i swear to god if we don't win this game the caps can just have the cup.

>pens getting outplayed AGAIN
rip caps, you had a good run

>>75748980
5th line la

>>75748930
Can't they do both?

>>75748971
gatorade me bitch

Is Mia at the game tonight?

>>75749023
Gib stealth succ

>>75749011
Fuck you in the ass and fuck your mother in the ass you Russian cuck.

>>75748954
fuck you faggot Crapitals

Jesus

>>75749028
Does she leave her apartment? Isn't it weird for everyone to know you as Frankentitted, man-voiced, awkward porn """"""star""""""""?

>>75749036

>upset

kek
"Holtby doing a Bonino impression"

>not interference

Fix is in for the pongs

>outshooting the pongs 3-1 yet again

oh boy here we go

Holy Flop Holtby

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75749061
How? Pongs suck on the pooperplay. Giving them one puts them at a disadvantage.

Caps gonna cap

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HOLTBY

>you will never get jostled off in an NHL game

Shit

Nice goal

JUST

>craps

back it in you bums

CAPS SHOKED

HAHAHA CAPS ELIMINATION DAY
MY FAVORITE DAY

I don't understand how the fuck the Caps can dominate play for nearly the whole game and come up with nothing, and Pit gets goals off of 45 seconds on possession.

It doesn't make any fucking sense

>>75749094
what the fuck is wrong with your name
it's not "Anonymous?"

Don't worry lads, based Ottawa will dispose of the pongs

>the smoldering ember pile of holtby

>the district of columbia

>>75749053
She only leaves her apartment to suck dick, not for hockey games.

She takes pics in caps gear hoping that caps fans will buy her shit. Probably all caps fans do too thinking "she will like me!"

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>>75749116
>>75749116
>>75749116

>craps

>>75749115
Because all of the Craps SOGs are fucking meme shots that aren't actually threats, or Pittsburgh blocks all of them like robot freaks.

>holtby
vezina candidate

After this series I'm not watching hockey anymore. How can a team dominate and get beat by such a shit team. Penguins are playing pathetic no hockey gods or justice.

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just end this shit so i can get on with my pathetic life

Holtby already gave up

>>75749130
She doesn't do porn anymore, does she? Does she escort?

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>>75748648
Pretty decent. I'm lagging behind in school work but Sens won so idgaf

>>75749140
but Pittsburgh is the best team

Where the fuck is jake "all american good guy" guentzel?

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Pittsburg is gunna win the cup again arent they, its ok guys theres always next year r-r-right??

>>75749139
Do playoffs count for awards and voting?

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>>75749151
>>75749151
>when you have to retire from taking dick professionally

A penalty against the Penguins? But that doesn't fit the /sp/ narrative!

>>75749140
ultra mad detected

>>75749172
Killed by Wilson a few minutes ago

>>75749167
No theyre not lol. Idc if your a pens fan but they definitely have not played better

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>win president's trophy two years in a row
>eliminated 2nd round both years
>caps

SNES/PNES ECF

>>75749172
He went to the locker room for a bit after Wilson gooned out in him. He's back on the bench.

>>75749151

Idk but probably doesn't have to do either of them. These porn stars with huge exposure can just quit and survive on neckbeard donations and money from appearing at porn conventions.

>>75749175
Nah theyll get blasted in the finals or next round honestly the only reason they're getting past round 2 is because its the >caps

>>75748648
Trying to figure out how to do this fucking programming "assignment" that I got given as part of the interview process at this job that I really want.

Overlapped serial comm with C++ doesn't make any fucking sense.

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>geno and sid hugging

>>75749140
Penguins playing pathetic is still better than any other team in the league.

>>75749198
can't make this shit up

>>75749140
Do the world a favor and gas yourself faggit

>>75749178
Yes, for the regular season, the voting is done. But there are playoff trophies like the Connie Francis Trophy

Omg caps powerplay why dont the pens pay off tge refs more refpuck am i right fellas? Right guys?

>>75749115
They can't shoot for shit and Fleury has been clutch as fuck. Caps have good offense but they just can't score, and even with holes the Pens defense is good enough to fuck them up.

As soon as Pittsburgh gets out of their own zone it's a fucking cake walk and Holtby shits the bed. It's really frustrating and embarrassing to watch.

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>one of these shitty teams gets to play in the conference finals
>teams like the Wild and Blackhawks are out

>>75749140
>upset

Does Barry Trotz have Parkinson's?

He's always twitching.

>>75749237
>>teams like the Wild and Blackhawks are out

you mean teams that blow worse?

>>75749198
Oh I'm sorry is the series over? No? Fuck off

>>75749243
Just a coke addiction.

>>75749243
>Pens
>shit

QUICK GUYS THE PENS ARE WINNING BLAME IT ON THE REFS

>>75749252
its over

More like pooperplay, am I right?

>1 shot in the whole PP

Caps rattled as fuck

>>75749243

he's trying to contain his anger. shaking with rage as his team eats penguin ass.

If you think the pens are out playing the caps this series then quite frankly you are blind. The caps have been the dominate team in all 4 previous games with the pens surviving on meme save after meme save. It's not. fucking. fair.

>>75749261
I think you replied to the wrong person, hombre.

>>75749256
One more Sealab post and I'll report your autistic ass

>that powerplay

But the caps are outplaying and victims of refpuck. Sure

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>>75749289

>report /sealab_posting/ on /sp/

you're not human

>>75749283
All of the Caps shots have been garbage with no real threat, also the Pens block shots like freaks. If you only look at the number you're a retard.

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>>75749272

>>75749243

he just knows hes fucked when they lose

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>>75749289

>being stupid enough to stream this game

It's available for free with an antenna.

>>75749140
>Pongs playing like shit
>Craps are still worse
kek

what is slashing /sp/?
If i break someones stick is that slashing??

>>75749331
Only if a ref sees it.

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>>75749289
>>75749310
fine

I'll find another folder to shitpost with
will the calm your intensity

>>75749317
Fucking fairweather pongs fans die

>>75749327
>quoting nobody
>implying anyone is still a teletubby

>>75749331
apperently yes
and tonight I learned it's a penalty even if you break your own stick lol

>>75749331
Isn't that taught before you can graduate kindergarten in Canada?

>>75749317
>Versus

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Ewe guise, you're just not you when you're Hangry.

Grab a Sneexers™

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>>75749289

Its not shot volume, its about shot quality. Why are caps fans so dumb lads?

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>>75749388

This is the second year in a row I tricked myself into believing the craps were actually really good

STILL IN IT BURAKOVSKY

borocop

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRR


HOLY FUCK WHAT A SHOT

SCAAAAR

Genuinely looking forward to the first intermission and watching Grapes reeeeee about the Oilels/Cucks game last night 2bh

>pnes

>Crosby crying

haha perfect goal

DONT CALL THIS SHIT A COMEBACK FAGGOT WE WERE NEVER GONE

the blatant holds from the caps are outrageous. this is fucking retarded. the refs might as well not even be on the ice.

MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
>MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
>MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
>MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
>MOST DANGEROUS DRAW


Now we go into the lion's den...

Cindy shook af kek

>>75749443
lmao embarrassing dude

>"FUUUUCKK YOUUU"
kek, that crosby reaction

>refpuck goal for the craps

Must have got a call from the front office to keep this game interesting.

>>75749447
>this level of damage control

League darling Cindy Crybaby has quite the potty mouth :^)

Not even a craps fan but that shot made me hard

Caps fans itt finally get a chance to gloat.

>people forgetting the pens only play better as the game goes on

Top kek

Caps have fallen apart in the 2nd every game so far this series. I expect nothing less.

Great hustle by Eller and great move by Burakovsky to get that one

Andre was snakebit, good to see him get one

Why couldn't they send penis man to the horse race

Fuck off chevy, stop trying to fuck up my country even more.

>>75749518
Why don't you just buy a Canadian ca-

>>75749458
CAPS WIN IN 7 CAP IT

kek Don with the names

when i'm rich i'm going to saw all my sticks halfway through and then break it when another person touches it so they get a penalty lol

>>75749526
nice.

Capitals are going to come back from halftime and be really motivated.

>>75749584
Cuck

>>75749488

>great hold
>great closed hand on the puck

>>75748700
I was rootin for McCracken

>>75749584
That's demeaning to women.

>>75749614
the fuck dude, kuhnhackl was holding eller

When's the last time Don Cherry got choked up over a dead soldier?

>>75749612
read the comments :^)

>>75749498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND_14NFnqv8

Bobby Orr of horses
Grapes never disappoints

>>75748853

Professional meme shooter

Enough with the adult content guys, I post here with my family.

>>75749584
>excessive ass stuff
What's the draw here?

>>75749498
That picture.

>>75749676
Please don't swear on my profile thanks

>>75749676
Say hi to your wife for me

>>75749640
And?

>>75749705
She said hi, giggled, then stared off into the distance. That was weird.

I haven't watched Sealab since it was new, though I was pretty into it then. Don't remember it too well. Has it aged decently or is it pretty dumb?

Christ I hate Shaun White

>>75749696
Faggot

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>>75749498

This

>team that has scored first has won every game

There even a point in watching anymore?

>marky-mark doesn't mention that we want privacy

>>75749722

i still think it's fucking hilarious.

RIP fat sled man

>>75749736
>American
>Privacy

Pick one.

>GAME OVER
P. Kane

>>75749750
i think your vpn didn't work this time, faggot

>>75749725
He's still around? I remember watching his vid when I was 13 and into snowboarding, then moved onto appreciating better riders

>we want to fuck your brothers wife and her autistic kid

>>75749740
>gold medal in sled riding
>white people

Why the fuck are you touching your dick when there's the game?

>>75749740
Olympic physique.

>>75749765
I post from a PC on the dmz. I have nothing to hide.

>>75749772
Because touching my dick is fun. You should try it some time

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>>75749676
7/10 if copypasta
10/10 if troll
9001/10 if real

>>75749609

>half time
Son

>>75749584
>anal
Confirmed for faggot

>>75749816
Sorry, I meant first halftime

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>>75749676

You cant even see the disc..

This "sport" guzzles cum by the gallon tbqf

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HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S

Do you think Pierre gets upset when Doc says where someone is from/went to school because Pierre doesn't get to do it himself?

KESSEL SCARS

BILL BILL BILL

BILL KESSEL LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

BILL KESSEL

CRAPS

based bill

BILL

Phil "Literally Ovechkin" Kessel

But srs that was a really good powerplay desu

>craps

>the state of Washington's penalty killing

>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS

what happened?

CRAPITALS

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POST YOUR FUCKING BILLS BOYS

Phil Kessel, my spirit animal

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
CHOKITALS

MY PUCK JUNK IS SO AH AH AH

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>all those empty seats in front

Are burgers priorities really more nachos and junk food, than watching a game they paid thousands of dollars for?

>hovel of washington

>>75749846
>being too poor to afford a good TV
Fucking potato niggers
Also
>disc

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>Craps getting eliminated tonight

Pretty sure Backstrom doesn't even know how to shoot.

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>>75749902
Have to carb load.

>>75749846

I bet if it was a potato instead of a puck you wouldnt lose track of it you mick scum

>>75749902
A man's gotta eat

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>>75749894

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HE WEDGES IT OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
HE SHOVELS IT AHEAD
AND HE FLEXES IT ON THROUGH
>well doc we're really seeing a show down here tonight
>the bench is just electric
>back up to you
THANKS PIERRE, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS COULD BE AN ODD MAN RUSH
IT IS
HE WINDS IT UP!
AND LETS OF AN ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT!
...
IT HITS THE PIPE!!!!
IT HIT THE PIPE!!!
OHHH A RISING SHOT BUT
IT
WOULD
NOT
GO

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How does a Lebanese whore from Texas become a hockey fan?

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>>75749894

Are there no penalties for just laying on top of someone? That's exactly what Daley ( I think) just did to Justin Williams.

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>>75749946
Who cares. I want her to hotdog me. I'm still surprised she hasn't gotten Muslim assassination attempts

>>75749963
don't be a homophobe

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>>75749946

Texan here. I enjoy Hockey way more than NBA and baseball.

>>75749946

Oh she's so clever!

Dumb bitch.

>>75749930
OK Randy

>>75749946
Who the fuck calls him Sully

>>75749946
"Pretty sure you've taken a dick for every Crapitals playoff goal allowed"

>you'll never let her cry on your shoulder after the Craps lose

>>75749977
Maybe because Muslim extremism is a niche phenomenon.

>>75749946
They're her best customers.

Fuckin lel you could hear a pin drop in that place

>>75749902

With how much they pay for seats they should bring you the food.

>Caps arena playing Modest Mouse
nice

>>75749999

tell that to Salman Rushdie

HAVE FUN IN THE KHL OVI

>>75749989
I need a store bought cheeseburger

Burakovsky's the Caps best forward and Ovechkin is still hurt from the Kadri hit.

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>>75750000
Noice

>>75750019
tell that to kanjiclub

>the Capitals cannot get a shot on net

OMG WTF WHY ARE THE REFS LETTING THE PENGUINS PASS THE PUCK FUCKING BETTMAN FUCKING RIGGED LEAGUE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75750022
Vegas Baby, Vegas

>>75749999
>Daily violence in Muslim dominated countries
>Muslim terrorism becoming common in many Eurotrash countries
I'm afraid it's not a niche phenomenon anon.

>>75749946
its funny because hes fat

>>75749999
Have fun in Chechnya gay-boy

>>75750030

we had two plays with concussions come back in the span of two games. tell ovi to suck it up.

>>75749946
She hasn't died of AIDS yet?

>>75750047
This may shock you, but there's violence in the US too. Daily, even.

>>75749999
get a load of this goy

Ovi is saving himself for Knights try-outs in a couple weeks.

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>>75749999
Waste of digits senpai

Shout on the organ is pretty tight.

>>75750061
porn industry is actually really clean

Powerful instrumental rendition of Tears for Fears - Shout.

Here comes the pain, Pittsburgh.

>>75750046
Why would he want to be on a bottom tier team of nobodies and has-beens? Plus he wants to play in the Olympics, NHL ain't going to let him go

>>75749929
lol

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>>75749999

Would someone really get trips on the internet and tell such a lie?

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>>75750100

>>75750100
She retired and only escorts now. How do you think Charlie Sheen caught the bug?