Kentucky Derby Thread

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Holy shit I found General Lee! He's not dead. He's at the derby!

I have $50 on McCracken simply because I like the name.

All on thunder snow

>always dreaming wins again

nice 'sport' ya got there

>>75741247
You joke but the derby is pretty much the only remnant of the old southern aristocracy. All the noble people south of DC go to it as they always have.
The filthy commoner scum on the other hand go to NASCAR races.

I'm on any of Always Dreaming, Classic Empire, McCracken, Irish War Cry to win at +106.

I've also got a small bet on Thunder Snow at 22/1 just because my girlfriend likes the name.

STREAMING LINKS WHERE?

>>75741315
I love the races but I am california. Would love to dress up in my finest white suit and go.

What time is the actual Derby race?

>>75741346
It's a brilliant horse. And a stupid price. Christophe is a world class jockey. Wish the Arabs never took him to Dubai

>there are people in this draft that don't appreciate the greatest horseclopping and golfing events

Are black people allowed at the Derby?

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Say some nice things for eventual champion, /sp/

He's ridden by a man who fled his home country to become a world class jocky.

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>>75741419
Looks like it.

Is an horse an athlete?

>>75741500

Great question. I think we may need a thread every single day for the next 3 years asking this question, in order to really get to the bottom of it.

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Put down 2K on Irish War Cry

>>75741531
>lost 2k
lel

where my gambling addiction bros at?

whats the trifecta bet boys? I wanna win 5000 dollars

Always Dreaming is the favorite right?

does the favorite ever win?

I feel like this would be a hard sport to rig

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What are you going to eat during the derby?
Where are my /snickerslads/ in this?

>>75741419
Unfortunately
>>75741487
Fucking gross

>>75741682
It does in the real Derby. The Epsom Derby. Golden horn the greatest racehorse of all time.

>>75741809
Anon, that's fucking Jerry Rice. He's more of an alpha than 99% of white people will ever be

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This is one of American Pharoah's many mates and their foal.

He is his Father's son. Greatness will return to the track.

>>75741531
Smart he's going to win the Triple Crown

>>75741567
Justifies this thread - holy fuck do the gambling addicts go nuts for this shit.

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>>75741818
>britbongs

>>75741905
Big brown cucked him. Thats his wifes son

>>75741432
who is this eventually crate of glue and dog food?

>>75741905
They're actually starting to find out that racing talent is less genetic than they used to assume.

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>>75741529

this.. is a really great idea

>>75742083
Some Columbian horse that's apparently rising in the ranks

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Well?

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>>75742053
Race in the dirt. Absolutely disgusting.

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>>75741766

>I literally just had a sneekers withe name HANGRY on it just earlier

still hangry

out of curiosity, how is this on TV for 5 hours? isn't it just like one 20 second race around a circle?

>>75742197

celebrity circle jerk

some reason the Oscar's isn't just a list of names in the paper
Do you have something better to do??
>he gonna go outside and meet some friends hurrhurr

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I hate how much they try to humanize the horses.

Jimmy Fallon is a symbol of virtually the entire problem nowadays
>>75742232
i was just hoping there were more races or something

guess not!

Some gambling autist tell me who to bet on and I'll give away (you)s

>>75742317
Irish War Cry is hot right now and is NJ Bred

>>75742388
KEK has spoken but I didn't think favorites won?

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Who is this nigger on my derby?

>>75742423
The Favorite has won the last 4 years in a row

>>75742388
Irish war cry is scratched dumb ass

>>75742490
Where do you see that? I see that no where he's still listed fag

uh is this official derby???? right now?

>>75742532
Yep what an event :^)

>>75742532
Did your dad never take you to the track?

Where should they move the Preakness to?

>>75742565
>>75742569
lol you faggots there are 40 races today

this isn't even getting STARTED

horses are gonna be running all day

as if you needed an excuse to drink

and no, this isn't "reddit spacing" it's art

I'm pooping right now ama

>>75742592

nice post

>>75742167
If you are Hangry, you need Jack Link's Beef Jerky®, not Snickers®.

>>75741766

haven't had a snickers in much too long, I might be a /snickerslad/ today

>>75741419
Yes, but only because Jews have banned racism.

>>75742317
http://www.equibase.com/free/index.cfm?SAP=TN

Click on Equibase Premium PP's for the race form. Mike Smith is the captain now; look at him. 10M in purses won this year; 25% wins in 85 starts. Ranked 1st versus the prior jockey rated 20th. Smith won the Kentucy Oaks yesterday.

ANY LINKS???

>>75742676
What's the horse

>>75742730
Girvin. # 7.

this thread is comfy

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>Irish War Cry
>Born in New Jersey

>Thunder Snow
>Born in Ireland

>>75742790
Horseclopping is comfy. Have you ever been to the jockeys? Feels so good to see the rich fucks pretending they are not mad when their horses lose.

/2minuterace3hoursofanalysis/

>>75742847
The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved!

>>75742779
100 on him thanks famalamadingdong

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>>75742867
>analysis
loose affiliation

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>>75741275
a little guy who can fly

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>>75741247

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>>75742884
Lay off the sauce, Paddy.

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>>75742975
Is that Robert e lee on the right?

>>75742592
no one gives a fuck about 39 of them senpai

>>75742992
>lee on the right

>>75743010
I do.
I have bets in 5 races.

>>75742992
me on the right

Who /Patch/ here?

>>75742982
Im like the village drunkard in an early Irish novel!

>>75743109
I'm honestly surprised this post didn't show up sooner

>>75741617
Irish War Cry
Always Dreaming
Taprit

>>75741682

Past three years the odds-on-favorite has won

>>75743109
i thought you people all either gave up on the furry pony shit or killed yourself
i'm honestly surprised there's any of you left

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Ok someone explain this shit to me

Is this just NASCAR for horses?

El Kabier in the 10th

>>75741386
You could watch simulcast at golden gate fields or santa anita, but its not the same

>>75743028
No one without a gambling addiction cares about those 39 races senpai

>>75743169
A horse or a spic?

Il take the horse

Was Secretariat a greater athlete than Bo Jackson?

>>75743227
>taking the one that doesn't work

>>75742943
I bet Girvin straight up; gimmicks with Always Dreaming and Hence.

>>75743169
>NASCAR for horses
kek

It's better than NASCAR because it's only one fucking long ass lap for the checkered flag. Seriously, besides the crashes there is no reason to watch car races besides the last 10 laps.

>>75743254
he said he'd take the horse an true athlete and friend

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>>75743252
confirmed

>>75743156
The fandom is bigger than ever

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>>75743252
Most likely better, his offspring did little.

>>75743254
That horse will never be replaced.

The spic is replaced every day. Mainly when they jump the boarder into America.

Stream links? NBC Sports says I gotta have cable.

>>75742682
Turn on your tv.

>>75743530
Not all of us waste $150 on cable.

>>75743559
>He thinks that's a lot of money

Must suck to be poor.

>>75743590
Not a lot of money but I don't waste it on watching just 2 TV shows I can easily watch online for free.

Im thinking Made You Look

Someone should bring /fit/ in here - the manlets could always become horse jockeys

>>75743388
There will be another AP one day.

>>75743698
Not I'm our lifetime. Although I do love arrogate

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Waterwe drinking for this thing?

>>75743771
Pimms

>>75743771
I'm going to start with a tall glass of evan williams mixed with orange juice at around 6:00

need to do some shit before that, I'm not a TOTAL loser

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>>75743771
>drinking that swill for such a decadent affair

why aren't there more female jockeys?

>>75743945
Not strong enough

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>>75743745
They're really not that rare, anon

>>75743818
Never heard of it, is it good?
>>75743906
It's a Saturday nigger what kinda errands you got
>>75743916
>decadent affair
I bet you go to renaissance fairs

It's Corey Lanerie's year!!!

>>75743988
The way things are going into the quality of breeding there's not much chance of a horse ever standing out as much as AP did. Don't think we'll see a triple crown winner for 30 years. Love to be proven wrong. He should of won that sports award.

>>75743999
its a classic British drink served in the summer at race courses all over the uk.

But we've just had the 2000 Guinees here today so it's been an all day drinking session.

>>75742682
>>75743559

sign up for a TwinSpires betting account. It's free, and in about a month you get $100 in your account just for signing up.

You can watch any race from any track on the site.

>>75743945
>why aren't there more female jockeys?
2 reasons.
1. Women generally arnt strong enough. It's not a big enough issue that it makes it impossible like in other sports, but it's enough that it keeps most of them from getting into the sport in the first place.
2. Because there's mostly men, it causes a discrepancy that keeps most girls from getting into it in the first place.

That being said, Women are involved historically in the sport. One of the big reasons Secretariat was discounted until it won was because the owner was a woman.

>>75744094
That's rad, I've heard the cricket games are crazy too, getting fucked up all day

>>75744170
quality post

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What do you guys think lavar is wearing to the derby?

dubs decide who I bet two dollars on

>>75744384
Thunder snow

>>75744384
McKEKen

>>75744094
>Me and some mates climbed Snowdon about 10 years ago. One, call him Chris, had brought a bottle of Pimms with him to drink once we finished (idk why).
>We got to the top and he started sharing it around, then we added lemonade as a mixer, as you typically do
>An american looked over and said "hey guys, having a celebratory drink?"
>My pal said "yeah, you want some?"
>"Sure buddy"
>Chris pours him a cup full of straight Pimms, "there you go mate, cheers"
>yank takes a large swig, just about swallows it down and says "it's quite strong isn't it, you brits drink some weird stuff"
>"aye pal, acquired taste"

>>75744384
Patch

How much until the actual race starts?

>>75744697
Like two hours famalam

>>75744697
Enough time to get drunj

who are the mudders? 16 and 18?

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Who is gonna win this race right here?
I have awesome slew

>>75744417
I'm no means one of those uk vs USA types. Love America can't wait to go to the breeders cup, but seriously. Americans can't drink.

>>75744794
For me, it's Tom's Brady

>>75742287
There are other races, they just aren't on national TV
https://www.churchilldowns.com/racing-wagering/toteboard

I'm considering dragging myself out to a racetrack to bet, but they're far and I'm a lazy bum. If they were smart they'd set up pop-up OTBs for the Triple Crown and Breeders Cup.

>Limousine Liberal
REEEEEEEEEEEE

The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved

>>75744917
>>>/pol/

>>75744917
At 13-1 ez money right there m8

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He will never be surpassed as the GOAT, correct?

>>75744977
100%

>>75744977
In America anyways. Frankel always will be the greatest 6f to a mile horse.

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>>75744977
>Implying he ever passed based Secretariat

>>75744977
They're always getting faster.
Horses today are faster than they were 40 years ago and they will be faster again in 40 years.

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Harness racing - yea or nay?

>>75741247
Based General

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>sun hats
>no sun

>you aren't enjoying a mint Julip with your fat KY wife in the rain 3 hours before a one minute horse race

> $2500 for a shitty drink with flowers on it

Wtf

>>75745065
My wife isn't fat she's big boned okay

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>$2,500 for a shot of liquor with some flower petals in it
white people WILL defend this

>>75744929
GOAT article

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>>75745053
>asked by the president to fight to keep the country together
>tells the President to go fuck himself
>gets blown out by the some drunk the president got to replace him
>surrenders the entire south to the north, single handedly giving the federal government the totalitarian power over the state's it has today, displacing millions of former slaves into communities where there is not enough jobs thus leading to rising crime and falling literacy rates, and absolutely destroying the southern economy
>spends the rest of his life suffering from chronic diarieah
>"based"
No. There's really nothing based about him.

is Patch /ourhorse/ or just a normie meme?

>>75745102
what's wrong poor fag? Is 2500 what you make in a month? lol

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>>75745102
It's mostly the gold cup. Think of it as a way of saying "I was there"

You can buy Woodford reserve and make your own for like $25

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What was her endgame?

>>75745198
This

>>75745201
Almost half of what I make in a month, I ain't paying for that shit

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>Dad is yelling at me for being almost 22 and never having a job
>tfw he's right

is an horse a athlete?

>>75745201
>paying $2500 for something just because the guy said so

>>75745250
She was a cunt. That poor horse. Having to hear about this bitch every year at epsom. Never hear about the horse she injured. Cunt.

>>75745264
oh wow, yeah you are waaay too poor for nice things

>>75745290

She was a suffragette. They were all cunts

>>75745290
Bit why did she do it?

>>75745271
How do you even start to look for a job?

I'm completely lost

>>75745341

Because muh voting rights

It's a shame more of them didn't yolo. Suffrage has killed western civilization

>>75745201
yes lol

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>>75745305
>me making 65k a year
vs
>you NEET bucks of 1500? a month

>>75744384
Practical Joke.

>>75745341
Because she's a cunt. That's how we should leave it she deserves nothing.

>>75745016
That's a big stride.

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Gormley is looking nice at 21/1

>>75745381
Pakistani star

its been over 15 hours since i last drank and have been hangover off 7 beers. it this what getting old is like

>>75745378
who said I was a poor NEET?

My inheritance means I can buy 1,000 mint Juleps

Sources tell me American Pharaoh is not taking no for an answer is in route to Churchill downs. This is not a drill.

>>75745407
15:1 where I'm at but fuck it I put my last $5 on it

>>75745450
Too old to enter. Nice try though pedro

>>75745402
U U U U

>>75745417
Pakistan Star*
Is he any good though? Seen a couple of his races where he comes from behind to win it in the last 200m.

>>75745466
Flash in the pan. Pulled it off twice every one pooed in the loo over him. Done nothing since.

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>>75745466
These dubs confirm

>>75745435
Better save it

>>75745343
Apply online?
That isn't working for me, but that's what everybody says to do

>>75745463
That's bullshit. I want some American pharaoh.

Based Eddie O

WTF MAN

IM SCARED NOW

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>>75745533

>>75745432
7 beers is a decent number. i can see getting hungover off a small amount like that given the wrong conditions.

its all about how much water you drink, and what you eat. i can drink a shitload and if i've eaten the right thing i don't get hungover, vs if i drink little and eat like a frozen pizza with a shitload of salt and sodium in it

its all about the conditions, which are a mystery to many

>>75745531
Get down to the stables. I'm sure if you have a couple hundered thousand dollars lying around you can get some of he's sperm.

DOG BLESS

This is the weakest national anthem performance I've heard.

>>75745573
>not sucking off the horse and getting it yourself without anyone knowing

when is the race guys i need to go get juice to mix with my alcohol i dont want to miss it and i want to drink before it starts

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>>75745523
Have u tried selling your body? That or become a drug dealer desu.

>>75745466
Poo

>>75745598
Post time is 6:34 Eastern

>>75745592
Land of the free and the home of the brave.

>>75745644
thanks

HOLY SHIT JIMMY FALLON

>>75742152
How is racing on grass different from dirt track racing?
Are there separate records for both?

Aaron Rodgers is such a fag.

RUTLEDGE IS A QUINTESSENTIAL WHITE KEK

>>75745612
I don't need the money, I need the experience

>>75745716
He really, really likes women anon

WHERE ARE THE HORSE NAMES I WANT TO BET (in my imagination)

LETS MEME THIS

>>75745343
>>75745523
Ask relatives or friends to tell you about any openings.

>>75745758
Why is he not surround with women like Brady?

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>>75745761

>>75745700
Run on sand. Run on grass. Take a pick.

That's the long answer short.

>>75745733
That is true. Being a good trick takes practice.

>>75745777
Just be because he really really likes women doesn't mean he can't fuck a beautiful man on the side

>>75745801
20/1 for thunder snow?! That price is to high to ignore. Paying 6 places in the uk. For him just to place is 5/1. Rediculous odds

>>75745812
Not saying he doesn't. I have no problem with it. Just idk why he stays in the closet when it's 2017.

>>75745803
Racing on grass seems like the better of the two imo.

>>75745838
That's an old pic from the previous thread. Odds might have changed now.

do they still turn the losers into glue?

one hell of a horse race fuckk

I'm batting for Irish War Cry

>>75743252
secretariat was the greatest athlete of all time in any sport.
bo jackson was objectively a draft bust.

Geez Venezuela fix your country.

a athlete

I NEED A STREAM

>>75746308
SAME! There's nowhere online to watch it, and NBC says I need cable.

>>75746218
Good thing Gunnevera made it out of there; the peasants would have eaten him.

>>75746319
make an account at twinspires, place some wagers and watch it on there

>>75744100
>>75746338
>It's free, and in about a month you get $100 in your account just for signing up
What's the catch?

>>75746405
You become a broken down horseplayer.

>>75746405
you can't use it from mumbai probably

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>>75746405

>>75745343
write a resume and cover letter that aren't shit
apply to everyone that's hiring for anything you're even halfway qualified for
repeat x1000

How long abouts?
Half hour? I'm not watching right now

>>75746689
44mtp

>>75741400
they'll never tell
because they want to perpetuate the cuckfest

with Roberta CostAss

>>75746689
Yes like 30 minutes

>>75746703
Bob Costas is literally the King of cucks. He disgusts me.

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It's streaming free on NBC sports website.

I hate how you get the odds at close. I wanted always dreaming yesterday and bought in but now he's the fav and potential winnings have been cut in half.

Remember- all horses except 4 have won the KDerby have come off a first place win from the most recent race.

Went to a race 2 weekends ago at Keeneland in Lexington. It is basically MILF heaven. I think you aren't allowed in if you're a female over 160lbs, which means 89% of Kentucky will be at home today.

>>75746737
>160 pounds
Thats still a little big for a woman

>Ashley Judd narrating this video
>I'm a nastyyyyyyyy woman

>>75746737
you're tellng me all these horses have been racing for that long? like years? I thought horses only can race for like 1 year

>no Arrogate

Shit race.

>>75746828
Well they run multiple times a year. What I meant is their last race (so earlier this year).

Dubs and they have to shoot one of the horses after the race

>>75746918
digits and patches loses his other eye

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1-148 odds a jockey gets bucked off a horse today and the horse finishes the race. Send that check right now!

is ICE hiding inside the stadium?

Why are all jockeys spic manlets

>>75746988
It's adventageous to be short and light.
You don't want to put weight on the horse

>>75746988
>Trump pics a horse
>Horse loses
>Jockey gets deported

>>75746988
Show me a spic that isn't a manlet

digits and iris war horse wins

is nayyyy a war cry?

dubs and always dreaming breaks both legs

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Alright gang, just a few minutes left before the big race. Irish War Cry is the current favorite.

Who do you think will win it?
Do you have any bets?
How many drinks have you had?

Here are the current odds and earnings:
https://www.kentuckyderby.com/wager/kentucky-derby-live-odds

Let's hear those pics!

>>75747139
I hope Classic Empire wins so OP can get BTFO

digits for isis happening

>>75747139
I'm sick and I've been pounding benadryl and whiskey all afernoon

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>>75747139
McCracken!

>>75747139
I took Thunder Snow.

digits and ISIS blows up the derby and Jimmy Fallon's face is impaled on a bottle of Woodford Reserve

>>75747139

got money on Always Dreaming

If Classic Empire wins, OP needs to post nudes

>>75747139
I bet on Gormley

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>tfw Irish War Horse is the favorite for the only reason anyone else would ever be the favorite, his NAME

livestream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHfxQyIPN6o

>>75747264
Good value play. He has a chance.

>>75747139
If Always Dreaming runs the last 1/8th like he did in the Florida Derby, it's ogre.

>>75747139
Shaq picked Irish War Horse

>>75746988
>spic
Irish*

>>75747139
Practical Joke it is.

>>75747308
Thanks

>>75747139
Girvin or thunder snow

is this fucking garbage over yet?

>doing the jockey intros like SNF
kek

>>75747139
If you look at previous winners, Always Dreaming has the most in common with them

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Post your race drinks, brehs.

I can't wait until I can stop watching this trash

>>75747356
Eat shit faggot

>>75741213
Is a horse an athlete?

Does America really have no slim, talented midgets?

>shining the spotlight on the jockeys
No one cares about those homos,an gorse is the real athlete

>>75747388
you going to drink that all during the race pussy?

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>>75747388

>>75747388
nice choice and nice dubs

>>75747356
>>75747390
Minorities detected

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>>75747388
Drinkin out of the bottle

>Rajiv
MY GUY

Who /Practical Joke/ here?

>>75747388
How much is a bottle of that

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>That horse is running with ONE FUCKUNG EYE

punished patch for the win

>>75747452
Me >>75747343

>>75747388
Quality choice, the OFFICIAL sponsor

>>75747465

In South Carolina not too bad. I got it for like 28 bucks. Depends where you live tho.

>>75747469
Delete that webm, it is fucking racist

Got a cheeky tenner on Sarah Jessica Parker

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>>75747388

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>>75747388

>>75747311
Yeah I was up at a local track earlier and a few people who know far more about horse racing than I were talking about him. They really liked the jockey too so at 21/1 or so I figured why not.

>Gunniverra was purchased for $16,000
>has already made over 1 million
>jockey was kidnapped TWICE in his home country
This is a set up for a win.

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>>75747509
>going on 4chan in public

>all these manlet spics
Loving every lel

>is an horse a athlete?

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TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!

>Jeff Bridges literally looks like colonel sanders

I think the best part about the Derby is how there are no niggers in sight

>>75747507

kek

Dude weedman

>>75747508

Very nice choice.

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>>75747564
Jer r Rice is there

My Old Kentucky Home, I'm a crying

>>75747518
The jockey was American Pharoah's jockey. Definitely a good one.

>>75747582
KENTUCKY A SHIT. RIGHTFUL VIRGINIAN CLAY.

Who is /ourhorse/? Patch right?

>Tis summer, the people are gay
I don't think this horse semen slurping sport is for me desu

fuck kentucky

>the state of Kentucky has a better anthem the the country does
Kel

The South always wins

derby so white

Guys if I leave now to poop will I be back in time for the race.

>>75747526
No bantz at the bar. I feel like the only horse fan left.

>>75747606
Punished Patch.

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Couldn't this guy at least have moved his fingers a little?

For anyone curious.
It's on NBC

>>75747606
Patch is literally /ourHorse /

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I bet $1700 on always dreaming. If I win I'm going to go crazy with whores. If I lose, expect a suicide in Radcliffe Kentucky at 21:30 EST.

TAPRIT WILL WIN MY DIGITS WILL CONFIRM

>>75747606
Gormley

>>75747641
>>reddit

>>75747619
Go quickly. You can make it

>>75747388
Busch

Nice job not completely shitting up that quality Burbon like they did on tv earlier.

>>75747616
Wait, the state has it's own anthem? Do all the states have one?