/hoc/

Third for irrelevant countries from /škoda cup/

fourth for two games in a row that should've been losses for the ducks

CAN SLOVENIA MEME THIS GAME UP TO VICTORY?

LMAO wtf Switzerland

>lead 4-0 after 1st period
>now 4-2
>take 3 penalties in 2 mins
>4-3

what now

wtf wasn't switzerland 4:0 ahead????

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I started watching the NHL playoffs because I was getting sick and tired of the shit rigging in the NBA playoffs.

But low and behold, I saw some crazy ref calling in that Oilers/Ducks game last night.

Goalie interference LOL. So bad man, but still it was a fun game. Too bad Anaheim doesn't give a shit about hockey at all LMAO.

>>75737486
delet

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>>75737496
>>75737498
this reminds me of something

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SUISSEEEEE LMAO

>>75737511
its official now lol

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SWITZERLAND

BIGGER OIL SPILL THAN EDMONTON

>can't sell puck inside the arena for muh security
>macron will be president
France YES

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO SLOVENIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75737528
Fuck, I wish I could watch this
You guys can watch our games, why can't we watch yours?

REMINDER THAT SLOVENIA HAS NO PROFESSIONAL TEAMS

>>75737486
>>75737498
>>75737511
>>75737524
>>75737528
I'm sorry, but did Switzerland already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet.


etc.

>>75737540
it's on TSN3

or get Hola maybe

>>75737559
Thanks hongcouver bro.
I have TSN 3

3 MINUTES TO GO WITH SLOVENIA ON A POWERPLAY

THIS GAME

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>tfw based Sabolic plays for my city

is this the general thread or the game specific one? title needs more info

I am appalled by our latest effort against the Anaheim Ducks. But you know what? It doesn't matter. I will explain.

Edmonton Oilers is the best upcoming young team in hockey. Granted, I was very young when we were at the playoffs the last time and I cant remember it that well, but my stepfather told me it was glorious. We will persevere.

We will defeat the corrupt officials. It is clear that the NHL doesn't want us to face Pittsburgh Penguins where two generational talents would face, an american team versus a canadian dynasty team.

Yes, I said it. Dynasty. The great Wayne Gretzky played for us and won many cups for us, thus sealing us the status of best dynasty ever. A lot of good players played with Gretzky too back then.

Look at our players. Future Vezinagod, Cam "Solid Goalie" Talbot who refuses to let the enemy score. We have Leon "Lion" Draisatl, who is from somewhere Europe. We have a generational african-canadian man on the blueline, who blocks people like no other. But most of all, we have Connor "Connor McDavid" McDavid, best player in the world who excells everything his mind sets it sights to. Scoring, skating, hell, even sitting on bench lifts the spirits of players around him.

So, needless to say, let me proclaim. We did it. In our hearts we are victorious and if we would be refpucked from victory now, we will be winners next year or some other year after that. Have faith, my oilersfriends.

Say it loud, say it proud, McDavid is a hockey god. Edmonton Oilers for life.

wew lads

Just woke up from an EXTREMELY comfy night of sleep.

>it was 3-0

Cheering for SUI because I would go there if I had the chance, even though it's just BC/AB jr

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I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST WIN A FUCKING SECOND ROUND SERIES

they already released power rankings

http://www.iihfworlds2017.com/en/news/power-rankings-5-may/

>>75737615
How is latvia so low?

also
>slovakia

>>75737615

Oh my god, that is cringy as fuck.

>>75737628
because we finished 13 last year.

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>>75737611
*blocks your path*

>>75737615
>binland that low
Bit sad desu

based Muršak is from my city. Our best player next to Kopitar

>the city of switzerland

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>>75737648
At least Game 5 is in Washington.

>>75737577
answer me plz

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>trying to cuck us out of our full national anthem

>>75737666

>wanting to be eliminated on home ice again

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relie meiks me thinking

>>75737577
>>75737672
this is both general and match specific until the next big game
t. official hoc spokesperson and powerranker

>>75737672

This is /hoc/

If it weren't before it is now

>>75737679
we got russia then germany then usa before we can harvest points

>>75737698
we might beat you I hope

>>75737690
so its the general one. k

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>>75737698
yeah sure cuckden

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>there are people here who unironically fell for the viasat jew

Singles and Slovenia wins in shootout

Do you eurocucks have any idea what happened last night in Anaheim?

LETS GO SLOVENIJA

>>75737743
No one cares about your shitty nhl

I hope Muršak scores.

>>75737743
>watching some shitty league
>not caring about the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

>>75737760
this
skoda cup is the pinnacle of hokkei

>>75737775
>>75737775

Bulju isn't playing, confirmed meme cup

>>75737743
no
tell us please

skoda cup is boring as fuck when its organized every fucking year

every two years would be so much better and raise the value of the tourney to players

>>75737743
who the HECK cares

the only Yuropoor /hoc/ nation worthy of NA recognition is Binland, the rest of you can get stuffed

>>75737815

>it was 3-0

>>75737833
ur shite

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Great bob Slovenia. I am proud. A point is better than no point

what the fuck slovenia this was so pathetic

>>75737833
what about germany tho

good game slovenia

>>75737833
>loosing to germoney.
heh

>>75737873
>what the fuck slovenia this was so pathetic

Didn't you lose to us at the OG last time?

yass, we play hoc today

Latvija will eliminate Canada in 1/4

everyone will regard this as the greatest upset in hockey in 21 century

snapchat my comment you will be proud of it later

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>all these rare flags
intriguing

>>75737986
It's the magic of skoda cup

>>75737505
Nice proxy Edmonton desu

>>75737996
>it's the disease of skoda cup

Ftfy

>>75738015
according to polls 31 percent of Americans support Canadian teams

>>75738025
why so angry?

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>>75737452
Good post

>>75738040
Its a meme tournament that Canada will dominate in the round robin then choke in the semifinals. Thats why Im angry. They will make me care only to rip it all away....again

>>75737743
Delusional Oilels got BTFO

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what up hockey
Got raped in the ass last night by ducks.
I didnt think their dicks were big enough to rape my giant already raped asshole from the last ten years

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>IT WAS 3-0

>grabbing a goalie's pad and yanking his leg open in the crease isn't goalie interference now
Just how far is bettjew willing to go to increase scoring?

>>75738156

Watch it again and take a look at what Nurse was doing

>>75738179
not him, but he was just sitting there, while kessler was fondling talbot's pad.
It should be over 4-1, but the cucks are going to win in six.
Go St Louis.
The cucks will have NO chance against them.

>>75738156
BUTTBLASTED

>>75738179
>Nurse hits Kesler into the crease
>Kesler falls on Talbot
>instead of getting up and extricating himself, as the rulebook says he has to, he reaches across and digs his hand into Talbot's pad, holding on for several seconds while keeping Talbot's 5-hole open and preventing him from standing up
>this is a good goal
But no - you're right and MacLean, Kypreos, Friedman, Hrudey, and even Grant fucking Fuhr are wrong.

>>75738206
>Bloos
You mean predditors right?

>>75738238
Kesler had nowhere to get up to. It wasn't open ice. Nurse was right there. And Talbot couldn't have gotten up anyway because Perry was pushed in as well.

Media people aren't non-biased. They don't care about specific teams but they do care about storylines and the Oilers getting good after all these years are the kind of shit they want so of course they'll be bootyblasted when it goes awry.

>>75738238
doesn't matter man. It's fixed.
Game 3: obvious offsides
GOAL
Game 4:Obvious interference
GOAL
Obvious offsides
GOAL
Obvious Icing
GOAL
Game 5:
Obvious interference
GOAL

Ive given up. I'm just going to watch our last game in a day and be happy that we at least made the playoffs.
At the beginning of the season I said "I'd be happy with a first round sweep. So I guess I'm happy.
See you guys next year. Hopefully a Calgary/Edmonton playoff series. PLEASE.

>>75738297
thats what you get for benching bulju

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>caring about a stan lee bowl while the wc is going on

>>75738297
I honestly hope you die before your team wins anything, hopefully sooner than later that's how fucking annoying your crying fanbase is. None of that shit is what you said it is but you will just keep insisting on a lie.

IT'S CRAPS ELIMINATION DAY LADS!
TIME TO REAFFIRM THAT THE CAPS WILL ALWAYS BE THE PENGUINS BITCH

>>75738368
caps sweep in 7, pittsburgh's dropping the confetti too early

>>75738297

Yeah you're right it's fixed so a balding guy in his 30s who already has a Cup has a chance to advance ahead of Connor McDavid

This is what Oilels fans ACTUALLY believe

>>75738323
Edm fan here, why didn't we call him up?
replace Eberluseless?
>>75738352
Don't worry, I got terminal liver cancer, so you'll get your wish. Even though I wasn't one of the whiners in the thread.
It was nice watching a playoffs for once since I got my wisdom teeth out.
Hopefully >we get rid of eberle.

>>75738380
then the rags will just reaffirm that the caps are also their bitch

>>75738393
>rags
not holding my breath to be desu

>>75738238
>these goals have been rules good all season
>but this one should have been called off
I really don't understand how you reach this conclusion.

>he reaches across and digs his hand into Talbot's pad
Oh, okay. I see. You haven't even watched a replay of the goal. His hand ends up there as he is falling. Sure, he may be keeping it there for longer that he needed, but he didn't reach his hand and dug it in there

Also thiis --> >>75738275


You'll never be good until you learn from your own mistakes.

>>75738387
>Don't worry, I got terminal liver cancer, so you'll get your wish.
Well shit, I didn't really mean that's just how we talk here... Damn man, I'm really sorry...

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GERMANY WILL WIN THE SKODA CUP.
SAVE THIS!!!

>>75738429
Save it yourself

>>75738418
fuck you man

>>75738383

THIS.

How retarded do you have to be to believe that for some odd reason NHL would want to remove a """generational talent""" from the playoffs, not market the team as the revival of a canadian dynasty? That canada finally has a contender team that is based in Canada? Miss the opportunity to get a Crosby VS. McDavid matchup?

Obviously they hate you, I assume one would get at least 4 more #1 picks to prove you faggots otherwise.

>>75738297
Game 5
Obvious high stick on perry
GOAL

are we done yet oils? If it was rigged McCuck would be getting the calls

>>75738383
this and only this

>>75738418
fuck off anaheim, I don't need your symathy...
symapty
your
i
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
>>75738479
>cross check to the chest
>perry acts like a soccer player

>coilers

so after being completely S H O O K at the end of game 4 can the Sens rebound?

>>75738497
It's just a game m8, your life is obviously more important to me even though I don't know you. No sense bringing hockey into this.

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>>75738517
Hockey is my life
Tell me to die of cancer.

>>75738416
The entire hockey world agrees the goalie interference calls the last two games shouldn't have counted, but you definitely know better.

>>75738275
Ron MacLean is a referee, you dumb fuck. Both of the goals that were challenged and allowed to stand, he has said should've been disallowed. Kerry Fraser also said last game should have enough been interference. But again, you definitely know better than an actual former NHL ref and former NHL goalies.

>>75737615
>binlund lower than czech (country with no electricityland)

lmao

>>75738560
And the referees that matter and aren't getting paid to call games for a Canadian centric market, the ones who called the game, obviously disagree.

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>>75738517
don't know why I said Terminal
It's not Terminal
Just cancer
sorry.
Now you may roast me for saying "terminal"
I deserve it.
for feeling sorry for myself

>>75738560
>the entire NHL world
Oh that's why I've seen at least 3 reputable sources confirm it should have been a no-call.

Strong board play from Darnell Minurse on the Ducks OT goal.

>>75738560
>people working for canadian television and other canadian media thinks it should have been called off
Okay

>>75738607
>he says, without posting them

Next.

>>75738574
cringe

>>75738429
that's a big flag

>>75738611
so the most expert people in the industry?
Would you rather trust ESPN anal ists?

>>75738623
how's the chilli, texas?

*yeehaws*

>>75738611
If someone wants a professional perspective on skiing or being cucked by Somalians, they'll ask Sweden.

If they want the authority on hockey, they ask Canada.

>>75737648

They'll win game 5, only to lose Game 6.


Big deal.

>>75738652
>only teams left are oilels and the disowned stepchildren of Ontario

Definitive authority

>good guys
Blues
Preds
Oilers
Sens
>bad guys
>rags
pens
caps
cucks

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>>75738677
Sure are a lot of Canadians on this list. Don't see many Americans or Swedes.

damn, WHC have some bretty bad match ups

hope france beats finland tmr

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SNES ARE CANADA'S TEAM

>>75738703
Soiler fan detected

>>75738703
>oilercucks
>good guys

nope. anaheim has been mining for memes and hit a raw vein. they're officially /ourguys/

>>75738643
>the most expert people
>Ron "one preseason game" MacLean
>a former goalie
?

>>75738652
If the want to win hockey games, they ask USA

>>75737615
>slovaks below the germans and mountain mutant germans
>latvians below the FRENCH
both those countries have fallen far, christ

>>75738729
>a bunch of irrelevant records when there was hardly an international presence and the equipment was shit

I wonder what it feels like to be an Soilers fan right now

is this the place to meme about the CZE - BEL game?

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>>75738788
>more bullshit excuses
sure don't hear any of this whining from the europeans, really makes you think

>>75738811
GO ESKS GO

>>75738813
certainly is, jan. we /cze/ here, not stinky, smelly. and somehow still soviet belarus

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>>75738811
war drums are banging in anticipation of the next game lad

hahah wtf are those wigs the czech fans are wearing?

>>75738871
As an Edmontonian, who can barely scrape by, how the fuck did these chugs afford hockey tickets? Welfare?
none of them have jobs

>>75738896
probably got free tickets to bring some native "culture" to the game

>>75738896
NHL just gives away tickets to ethnic minorities, same shit happened with some nog in St. Louis

>>75738906
I'm getting more and more tired of this fucking country.
Please annex the west, trump. Leave those retards to die in the dust in the east.

>>75738941
>>75738896

I dont get it, they look like average canadians?

>>75738840
i am ondřej but thanks for the welcome senpai

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>Ducks up 3-2

LEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lucic will get thrown out less than five minutes into the next game for doing some dumb shit

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>watching ducks vs oilels game
>>>it was 3-0
>figure that's it, go to bed for the night
>just as i go to shut off pc, see post in game thread "ducks will win 4-3 in OT", had trips
>kek'd and then just went to bed
>wake up
>come on sp
>and last night the anaheim ducks beat the oilers 4-3, scoring 3 goals in the last quarter of the 3rd period

BUT IT WAS 3-0

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHH

>>75738968
They were facing other bettman teams then
It'll be over in game six.

Oilers fans are seriously bitching on social media
They allowed 64 shots how can it be a surprise they lost

>>75738968
>go up 2-0
>steal home ice badly and pretty much only need to win 1 game at home to seal the series
>lose next 3 games including choking away a 3-0 lead in the final 3 minutes
This is worse by far

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>>75739004
they honestly immediately descended into tinfoil hat-tier conspiracy theories over why the team lost, can't just admit their team totally collapsed and connor mcdicklet was a total no-show when it counted

>>75739012
I don't know aboot you guys but from the start I predicted: Edm Edm Ana Ana Ana Edm Edm
But judging by the latest obvious bias from the league it'll be:
Edm Edm Ana Ana Ana Ana

counterfeit russia was coming on strong early on, but the czechs have really turned it on and are dominating them

>>75739012
No it isn't and the point is they're going to do it again you stupid fucking beaner

>>75739004
>b-b-but anon, the one irreversible call given the evidence fucked us! Refpuck rigged against us!

Oilshits are this delusional

>>75738238
>Probably the same person who said Niskanen didnt do anything wrong despite all those same analysts plus Coffey and Roberts saying he should be suspended 5 games

Oilers fans everyone. Cherry pick when to follow the rulebook.

>>75739047
they can't really handle pressure and fast play, as seen in their yesterdays game. as long as we manage to score a fast goal we should be able to achieve the victory.

>>75739041
>I don't know aboot you guys but from the start I predicted: Edm Edm Ana Ana Ana Edm Edm
100% bullshit

>But judging by the latest obvious bias from the league it'll be
holy fuck dude, quit your whining. oilers got a bunch of soft calls in the 2nd to put them up 3-0 , don't hear ducks fans crying about that

>>75739059
somehow, the call at the end of the game was responsible for all three goals against them in the 3rd period, not just the last one. they can't admit their team gave up

>>75739048
>beaner
I don't live anywhere near Anaheim faggot

VRANA SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRS

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>75739090
They think plays where they obviously collapsed and gave up a goal only happened because momentum from the refs LOL

>>75738968
They need Niedermayer to actually win a cup tho. lel

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WOOOOOOOOOO

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>>75739072
as an ottawa fan, don't kid yourself, ducks fans have been doing the same thing.
They complained of refpuck when there wasn't any
>>75739090
I'm an ottawa fan, dumbass

>>75739109
>>75739107
wish I could watch your game

>>75739135
http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/sport/zive-vysilani/

>>75739092
You're still a fucking moron

>>75739135
just turn on TSN, it's on right now. don't you guys only get TSN for snes games anyways?

>>75739135
You're that same fucking fag who got thoroughly BTFO last night and you come back here like you have amnesia and spout the same fucking garbage. No snes fan would be that invested in defending the soilers, stop falseflagging.

>french arena playing QOTSA
how can one arena get the music so right but the alcohol(none) so wrong?

>>75738703
I like the sens 2bh but I think the rags figured them out.

>>75739135
Thats beside the point. If you want consistant refs, be consistant about your complaints. Dont complain about goalie interferance but then say a headshot wasnt suspention worthy. Bringing teams backgrounds into the equation creates bias.

If you want to say Niskanens hit needed context, so did Keslers goalie interferance. Both were technically within the rules, but sketchy and should have been called.

>>75739135
>complained about repuck when there was none

lets be real honest here. Every single fan base does this to cope

>>75739157
I just want a sens oiler final.
Is that so hard to grasp?
>>75739149
>not available in your country
fuck

>>75738988
You missed out one one of the greatest comebacks ever. I seriously suggest you find a replay

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>belarus called for diving

>>75739135
>white knights tremendously for the coilers
>I'm an ottawa fan, dumbass
Who the fuck could tell on an anonymous image board you fucking humongous retard? That's hardly a "gotcha" moment.

>>75739171
>but sketchy
>should have been called
Thats in the rules too actually if its not obvious it doesnt get overturned

BELARUS PLAYER 2 MINUTES FOR EMBARASSMENT

BELARUS ON POOICIDE WATCH, GUDAS SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRS

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Oilers fan here
Goddamn I'm so embarrassed.
Damn.
So embarrassed.
gg ducks. Have fun losing to the Blues

2-0

BELARUS EMBARASSED

>>75739180
Edmonton fans are not only the loudest but they think everything is "no-goal". Duck fans ar least accept the scoring

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>Sharks
>Oilers
>3-0

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>5 points in 10 games
Why is he always so bad in play-offs?

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>>75739216
Itll be the preds, that way i cannot lose the west. Go ducks/go preds
>>75739228
I mean we still bitch about it from time to time, but to be fair, we have been completely fucked by refs quite a bit. Wish refs would go back to the let them play attitude they had laat night more often.

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>czechs so hyped on leading 2-0 that they give up counting

come on lads, don't get scored on by counterfeit russia

>>75738949
>blaming the east for this shit
>tfw live in native free eastern region

we're doing fine here, keep your natives we don't need them :^)

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>>75739260
It's fifth time this season too. We just don't know how to count

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>>75739244
Never forget

>>75739250
dude has no help up front whatsoever, st. louis' top-six is pretty pedestrian besides him. always has to do it all by himself because his linemates are so crappy.

good third behind us.
very well applied pressure, which as I said before is the way to beat Belarus.
if the game goes this way there will be a fight halfway through the third period

>when a Canadian says they are done watching the only meaning of existence they have due to refpuck

K E K

what happened to Kostitsyn brothers

>>75739278
that shit is hard senpai, thankfully today's team is forgiving. though there have been a lot of meme games so far and it's only two games in.

>germans beat the americans
>swiss almost collapse against the slovenians
>finland barely holds on against belaruse

>>75739296
I still have some faith, even though it should be 4-1 now.

At least >we made the playoffs, right guys... guys?

>all these yuropoor flags
fuck off back to divegrass you faggots

>>75739302

Sergei will go back to Torpedo in next season(btw we are going stronk, with all that slovenians like Mursak(
Andrei plays in Sochi bretty good

>>75739302
i don't know about andrei, but this forever made sergei look bad to the rest of the NHL:

https://youtu.be/5i_7s45q7wc

>>75739328
you are just mad that you got cucked by germany

>>75739319
>literally blow 2-0 lead twice
>"i-it was the r-refs guys"

McNotReady just doesnt know how to win. He couldnt even win the OHL.

Matthews is the next Crosby

>>75739328
They have a tourney that no one cares about but when they link it to us it's not available in our country

NHL shouldn't be available in their countries if this is how it is.

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>>75739343

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>>75739328
lmao stay mad as fuck about international hockey lad

>>75739359
just turn on your TV retard, the tournament is on multiple channels.

>>75739362
well at least make it available for us to watch

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>>75739328

Ameretard pls

>>75739372
watching it right now. this shit ain't complicated lad, come on.

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>>75739383
god, what a great meme tournament that was

>>75739328
mad cuz bad

Hello friends, everyone ready for a comfy saturday full of hockey?

t. broke my leg while climbing and cant do much

>>75739418
didn't know finland has mountains, get well soon.

who you picking for today's games?

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>>75739384
well I'm a retard.
Everyone laugh at me.
It's on TSN
Fuck. I'm dumb

Who we all got tonight?

>snes
>caps

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>>75739358
>Matthews is the next Crosby
not so fast

>>75739429
>choosing all the wrong teams

>rags
Pongs

>>75739427
its alright friend, enjoy the game
>>75739418
hopefully your leg will be fine

>>75739429
same

>>75739445
>nappy headed jew who got cucked out of 2million by a Boiler Nazi

Kikeal eternally BTFO

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BELARUSE COMES ALIVE

2-1

nice belarus combination

>>75739426
>highest point in Denmark is 170 meters over the sea

>>75739418

rub some Mämmi on it

>>75738297
>BUT IT WAS HER TURN!!!1
this is what you sound like

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daily reminder, that these guys will win Stanley Cup next season

>>75739343
I literally can't even find what you're talking about. if you mean a junior team lost to germany it's strange that you would describe that as cucking? why do you always think about cucking

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>>75739502
Wrong desert team, Sergei

>>75739502
Even that wouldn't save them from being relocated to Quebec city

>>75739426

Well, I wouldn't call it a mountain, just 25 meters of trad climbing and I did a bad secure.

As for games tonight, both are going to OT and I've got a hunch that rags and pongs will unfortunately win in OT

>>75739484
i wonder if the danes have mountain envy. i know i judge the hell out of places without mountains

Laughing SO HARD at Butch from Edmonton

>>75739529

in 90`s, i had a sweater with coyotes logo, blyat, it was comfy as fuck

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>>75739525
does this mean the olympic gold won by your juniors doesn't count either?

>tfw americans describe international hockey wins as miracles

>>75739525
sorry

>>75739502
they'll do worse than Vegas
1.Ducks
2.Oilers
3. Flames
4.Sharks
5. Canucks
6. Kongs
7. Vegas
8. Coyotes

>>75739539
I can't speak for them, but I would if I were in their shoes. But they're situated quite comfortably to visit all sorts of nature, even if they have to cross some borders.

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>>75739530
>implying its the coyotes and not the hurricanes moving to quebec

coyotes are seattle bound my friend

>>75739449

Thanks Czechbro

>>75739493

Mämmi is disgusting and a horrible lube tbqh

>>75739584
true. i like have mountains and beautiful nature, but goddamn we in BC are really out in the middle of nowhere. jealous of the danes in that respect.

>>75739525
We just use terms Americans are familiar with.

What if the ducks moved to a city that cared about hockey?

Would they actually have fans?

Holy shit can someone here confirm that it was really 3(three) -(dash) 0(zero)???

>>75739611

living among other people is horrendous, enjoy your nature

>>75739530
>>75739585
Bettman has personally assured the league owners that Quebec will NEVER EVER receive a team again

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who else is enjoying this high quality ice hockey?

>>75739620

yes, i can confirm. stayed up late to watch just in case.

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i am honestly glad that this is a pretty nice thread, apart from the one angry guy
>>75739620
dont think so

>>75739626
i am, been watching a comfy CZH-BLR game. how has SVK-ITA been?

>>75739620
why does Edmonton hate winning so much?

why is bulju benched?

>>75739626
this game sucks for good
slovakia is not even trying

>>75739636
m8 I don't give a fuck about peewee hockey, talk to someone from Minnesota about that

>>75739611
BC is really beautiful.
If I was moving to Canada, bumfuck BC is probably where I'd go tbf. I've grown up in the city and a part of me wants to leave the city life behind, it's not that good.

Lvining in Alberta or Manitoba for example you might be closer to other canadian large cities. But the nature isn't as good and it would still be a long trip to go to cities in other provinces

>>75739622
i love our nature, best in canada by a mile, but sometimes cities and the like are good to visit, and i don't want to have to drive for fucking ever to get there desu.

>>75739620
does anyone outside of the top 1/3 of the league really ""care"" about their team?other than cultist leafs of course

>pongs almost folded twice before being gifted a generational talent on two separate occasions

>>75739636


Iihf threads are comfy as hell

holy fuck the italians actually SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED on the slovaks

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Just got up.
I'm still embarrassed. I actually had nightmares about the game.
Fuck.
What an embarrassment.
Good game Anaheim. I remember 20 years ago we did the same thing to Dallas and I almost blew my load as an 11 year old.
Fuck. you deserve this series. At least we made the playoffs for once. That was all I wanted.

>>75739685
>we
>we

Someone explain what the fuck goalie interference is. It's what the oilers keep saying

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>75739655
sorry
>>75739681
as long as there are no hotheads

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>slovakia

>>75739689
I meant to >we but I just said fuck it

>tfw you recognize only like 3-4 names out of the whole roster
hmm i dont think this championship is gonna go our way

>>75739685
gg lad, I honestly thought that game was over, I remember taking a shit when there 3 minutes left and came back and they had scored 2 goals, just got back in time to see the 3rd

ITALY

>>75739706
you guys have like 14 extraliga players in your squad, am I right?

>czechs have to use REFPUCK to barely stay ahead

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>>75739685
>dat stockholm syndrome

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>>75739663
i've got a plot of undeveloped land in pic related i'm set to inherit whenever my great aunt passes on and i'm looking forward to it. comfy small town living in a beautiful area, and close enough to vancouver that i can go there easily for whatever - but still separated by a body of water so those fucks can't drive over easily

manitoba is probably the furtherest away from canadian cities man, have to drive so far to get anywhere good. but year, their nature really isn't good. mostly flat and boring, or swampy, or rocky and shitty.

>>75739747
>looking forward to your aunt dying
fucked up

>>75739719
yeah and we dont have a single nhl player either

>>75739754
lol, looking forward to the property i mean. i only slightly know her and she's in her 90s with her memory totally fucked up. legit does not remember anything from beyond the 70s

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>tfw you wake up and check the score and think that the game will be over in a minute and when you get home you realize that you actually could have watched almost half an hour of hockey instead of having sex

>>75739714
same thing happened with my dad in 1997.
He was like, "fuck this game" while me, my mom and sister kept watching.
He went to the kitchen
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
He went to the washroom
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
He went downstairs to get a beer
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

It was one of the best games I've ever seen, until four days later when this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRWxRXROag
we all jumped up and down. I've never seen my family so happy, and never will after that.

>>75739747
>>75739766


comfy as fuck my man, can i live on and work your land?

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Never forget

>>75739747
That looks and sounds really nice. You wouldn't want to swap? I have a student apartment in an immigrant dense area of Stockholm to trade with

>my neighbour shares name with an actual middle eastern dictator

I'd take your life anyday.

>manitoba is probably the furtherest away from canadian cities man
Fair enough, I just picked the two in the middle that came to my mind first. But a manitoban has the best fishing channel on youtube, so they at least have that going for them

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>>75739795
Vere forget the 2nd intermission post

>>75739779
not a good trade desu
>>75739765
eh
idk what your GM is doing
perhaps you will find some good players at least

also

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>75739795
Wow Edmonton is the better team in the regular season.

>>75739804

/hoc/ fishing charter boat when?

Czech germanic brothers are totally dominating slavic filth

>>75739539
I love mountain sceneries
Been to Austria and Italy which both have beautiful mountain sceneries
Denmark lacks that desu

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>>75739807
Ha

>>75739795
Where were you when you witnessed the greatest comeback in (a single game) playoff history?

I was shitposting on /espee/ when the phone rang

Ducks win 4-3 in overtime, trips of truth

No

And you?

who /stinkysmellynative/ here?
I got my listerine and smokes and oilers jersey the government gave to me for free

>>75737585
First time being a Edmonton fan Pekka?

>>75737443
>sweep in 7

sweep can only be 4-0 so sweep can only happen in four games

>struggling against fucking Italy
Is the Slovakian hockey dream truly dead?

>>75739846
Welcome to /hoc/ croatian

What was the score?

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>>75739804
I live here, it's about 8,000 feet up in the mountains. I don't even have a neighbor and have to maintain my own road.

>>75739846
Nowadays, I don't know if this is double bait or just a new person

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>>75739847
we're only pretending to be retarded

>>75739860
>IT WAS 3-0

>>75739877
Lmao that's absurd, they must've blown their load early and gave up the lead over the entire game

>>75739791
maybe anon, might be a bit difficult since it is on a cliff overlooking the water and so a bit narrow. i'm going to build some stairs down to the water and a small dock, maybe i'll build a shack to rent out. i'll keep you posted.

>>75739804
lol, i think i'll pass but thanks for the offer. did that a lived above a group of some immigrants who would cook eggplant all the damn time, smelled about 5000% disgusting. is your neighbour's name hussein or assad? i'm guessing hussein.

and true, mantioba does have great fishing. gotta master what you have i suppose.

daily reminder that if you're not jumping you're not from czechkistan

Is it true that Kings fans bandwagon the Oilers? I had a friend who is a Kings fan who will root for Edmonton.

>>75739910
>czechkistan
>czech republica
>czechia
>chechnya

you guys need to pick and settle on a name desu

nice third as well
pretty nice goals scored from both sides
belarus is heating up tho
might be good since it allows us to pick apart their defence, but I am expecting fights during the last third and I hope we don't get too excited

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>>75739910
Settle down Philippines

>>75739922
chechnya is a part of russia, silly canuck

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>Wake up
>make coffee and waffles
>remember a joyous dream from the night before
>it wasn't a dream
>it was 3-0

>>75739279
i cant remember the significance of the ott pens game? or were people just making fun of the blown 3-0 lead, i think both of them made the playoffs that year

>>75737443
sometimes I feel like there are only the same 40-50 people posting in 4chan and all the traffic comes from the rest of the world who thinks this is the think tank of the future.

>>75739895
So far from the truth my friend

>>75739813
Never tbr (to be realistic) :/

>>75739862
Looks nice too. Want to swap?

>>75739909
Oh well, I had to try!
Haha, I haven't been that unfortunate. The ones here are behaving well (they're all families with small children, no single guys), they have even brought over food to me a couple of times.
Sorry, not giving away any names. Since that and andresses are public information in Sweden, you'd be able to find out who I am in five minutes if I did.

>gotta master what you have i suppose.
True dat