>poop

>poop

How hard Big Sam rekt Poop?

Poop: Caballero, Fernandinho, Kompany (c), Otamendi, Clichy, Yaya Toure, Sterling, De Bruyne, Silva, Sane, Gabriel Jesus.
>Subs: Gunn, Sagna, Zabaleta, Fernando, Kolarov, Navas, Iheanacho.

Bog Sim: Hennessey, Ward, Kelly, Van Aanholt, Schlupp, Milivojevic, Puncheon (c), McArthur, Zaha, Townsend, Benteke.
>Subs: Speroni, Delaney, Flamini, Lee, Sako, Remy, Campbell.

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*carves internally*

>>75736343
*tobes incarvery*

If Jesus isn't your FF captain then you don't know SHIT about football

>>75736427
Benteke will score 2 today.

SCREENCAP THIS

NOW

If City don't score in the first 20 minutes, Palace will win this.

>>75736558

No chance m8, Palace are on their holidays already.

last digits determine result

>>75736704

City win 67-4, place bets now.

2 tactical masterminds, should be a great match.

>>75736704
It's funny because this is possible.

>it's a big sam exposes an 'elite' manager episode

Obviously Palace will win

>>75736635
Palace are 16th.

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is allardyce trying to out-pep the man himself by not playing any centre backs?

LET'S settle this once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883

http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12905883

Do you think it's time to start considering Aguero one of those players that won a lot less than they should have based on their talent?

>>75736016
Sure that Silva is out?

>>75736831
He should have transferred to Barca/Real/PSG/Bayern/Juve when he had a chance.

>>75736779
Is Allardyce literally more intelligent that Pep?

>>75736831
This generation is going to have a shitload of good players that have never won the CL because parity is dead across Europe and only 3 teams can win it now.

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>>75736837
Silva is playing.

>>75736858
>lineups in alphabetical order
for what purpose

>>75736856
Maybe, but he was in one of the teams that had the resources to win it. Has he ever looked dominant in Europe at all? in the league as well, he scored a lot and scored important goals, but all I can think is that he should have done more and better.

All of those empty seats

>>75736884
This, they should be in number order.

GabbyJ will fuck you up

Is David Silva the most underrated player of City?

>>75736886
How did the local elections go?

oh yeah that's right you were fucking destroyed

>>75736915
> Greece
pay debts

>>75736923
I'm on holiday you fucking retard

I actually work and can afford to go to other countries unlike you, you fucking socialist mess

>>75736923
Sorry, they'll only pay to EU members

dubs for Jesus brace

EASY

Booooooooo

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PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP

>>75736912
Apologize to me

>this refball

Unironically think Silva is City's best player

>>75736941
Let me get this straight you are claiming to be able to afford to go on Holiday yet you choose Greece of all places whether poor brits go on Holiday.

Nice poorfag

>>75736949
Wish we never voted for it

What part of Crystal Palace are you lads from?

hey algerian bandwagoner's mobile's going off

refballing CUNTS

wow Palace back to shit again without Sakho

>>75736981
De Brown has 13 assists this season.

>>75736923
who should we vote for then?

>>75736941
non-tory voter UTTERLY destroyed by anon on a weekend piss up

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>dutchfag reappears until nlw

>>75736997
Whoever is being funded by Kremlin, it's the new hip thing to do.

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>>75736997
Green party

>>75737012
actual lel, fuck off you lunatic

>>75737012
dear god I suddenly feel ill

>>75737020
> not wanting to vote Green

>>75737027
Good you tory cunt

>>75737012
4chan is full of right wing lunatics these days, but good luck anyway.

Why isn't Kompany injured yet ?

>>75737038
>he votes based on the colour his political spectrum test puts him in

go blue, go purple, or go home family

>arse top 4 hopes

>>75737046
>implying that's a bad thing
life has a right wing bias

>>75737012

>being a socialist

>>75736983
>poorfag
lmao the villa I'm currently sat in was literally featured in the Sunday Times

keep telling yourself that though

>>75737058
Life is whatever you want it to be when you're delusional.

>>75737046
>these days

>>75737046
4chan is full of right wing morons who don't understand the real world.

>>75737056
if you understood PoliticalCompass you'd realise the Green party is in the Green quadrant.

>>75737068
> not being a socialist
sad!

>83% possession

apologize

>>75737080
Hello newfriend.

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>replying to tripfags on an anonymous imageboard

>>75737076
and we're meant to believe this with no proof?

>>75737084

examples of socialism working and not bringing misery to its people:

>>75737089
https://www.reddit.com/user/anonymouse4chan/

are you going to complain about it to your best friends on reddit?

>>75737084
if youd have understood politics, you wouldnt have voted green you utter madman

>>75737012
Lmao

>>75737098
Sweden, Denmark, Cuba and Norway

If you are open enough to consider the USSR as socialist then Denmark is also socialist

>>75737096
>implying I'm going to let you know where I am
do you not understand the concept of anonymity

you're a fucking lunatic

>>75737092
hello even newerfriend

>>75737108
>Cuba

fucking KEK

>>75737108
Facts aren't allowed here, go away.

I know people like to rag on about how the Emirates stadium is like a libary but fuck me, the Etihad is absolutely abysmal.

>>75737108

First off

>cuba

ahahahahaha.

Second off:

Sweden, Denmark and Norway are Social Democratic. Their economic system is capitalist, not socialist.

Next.

Why is it that small team match threads always turn into politics?

>>75737098
>cuba

audibly laughed

>>75737098
Norway, Sweden

Show me examples of Capitalism working and not bring misery to its people.

>>75737116
Cuba is astronomically better under socialism than before that, if that ain't success I don't know what success is

>>75737108
https://www.thelocal.dk/20151101/danish-pm-in-us-denmark-is-not-socialist

>>75737108
Denmark's capitalist so is Sweden

>>75737096
The public are believing May will give a non-chaotic brexit with no proof

>>75737128
Because we literally have no mods.

>>75737135
>in US
Stopped reading there, if he went to the USA and said they were socialist the POTUS would nuke them

>>75737138
Did you read my whole post? Read after "If" in the second sentence

>>75737128
The match thread last night didn't. It was still pretty chill

>>75737131

See:
>>75737127

Tell me how many workers own the means of production in norway and sweden, or even how many state run enterprises, utilities and so on that there are.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>75737133

Not really. It has to be contextualised, it improved no more than many other comparable central/south american states.

>>75737131
>not bring misery to its people.
Capitalism has never inherently brought misery to intelligent, hard working people willing to work within it

and if it ever did please explain why

>>75737133
Cuba was the richest Spanish colony with tons of American investment, if the 'revolution' didn't happen the worst case scenario would be a Bahamas-tier country.

Instead they became a prison island where the Black Cubans are slaves of the white spanish high-ranked bureucrats and no one has access to technology beyond the 60s.

>>75737133
no it isnt, its economy has been stagant for 50 years and its beginning to crumble now that the soviet money has all run out

>>75737108
We get "free" stuff because we pay almost half of our salary in taxes.

>>75737152
examples of capitalism working for its people:

>>75737151
Laughing at spuds was way more entertaining than this match so far.

>>75737150
>Did you read my whole post? Read after "If" in the second sentence
and it didn't make sense because it isn't true

you fucking moron

>>75737152
>it improved no more than many other comparable central/south american states.
Compare Cuba to any other Caribbean (besides the tax havens, who had inflated numbers) nation and you'll see they are better

Puerto Rico, which is the most similar country, is literally bankrupt

>>75737166
As long as the government isn't corrupt there should be no problems with this.

>>75737165

don't forget how venezuelan oil money propped them up for a bit too

>>75737167

Scandinavian countries. Western european. Recent chinese growth has been from opening markets. Botswana is a well run capitalist african country. Chile is the richest south american country. Next.

Capitalism with good governance and regulation to fix market failure is clearly the best system.

>>75737166
Yes, same here

That's the main aspect of Social Justice. Rich people pay for stuff for the poor. High taxes tend to equilibrium and social parity

Reminder that this will be pep's worst finish in a league since he was a player

>>75737191
>Capitalism with good governance and regulation to fix market failure is clearly the best system.
School of Adam fucking Smith

love it <3

>>75737179
Almost every latin american country is a semi-socialist shithole. Can't wait for you fuckers fall into triple digit inflation again and blame it on American imperialism.

>>75737195
high taxes leads to brain drain and a failing economy you mentalist, not equilibrium, unless you mean it makes everyone equally subservant to its government

>man v cp thread
Everyone arguing about communism
Almost like we have a board here for political discussion

>>75737180
it's actually fine. People just tend to believe we get everything for free and it would work in a country like USA.

>>75737221
Every board is /pol/ now.

>>75736580
>20

>>75737141
PERRO CACA

>>75737209
>Almost every latin american country is a semi-socialist
And that's why we are way better than 20 years ago

>>75737221
We don't have boards for politics, /pol/ is for Trump, American news and racism. No one discusses politics. They are a bunch of retared rednecks with no studies

>>75736941
eat shit you greek cunt

>>75737221
>>75737229
/pol/ is basically what /b/ used to be in the sense of being the first board people use and why they come on 4chan. It's kinda sad really.

>>75736941
Pay debts.

>sterling, the brazilian sterling and the ''''''''''''''''''''''german''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' sterling on the pitch at the same time
lel

>>75737261
read thread
>>75737288
read thread

So the titties get deleted, but the off topic convo stays?

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Remember when chesus was the next big eplel thing?

>Jesus is better than rashford

Lmao ok m8

>>75737221
pol is just a giant circle jerk

Can't the FA just ban Man City from taking one of the European spots? They embarrass us with the constant half empty stadiums

Pathetic fanbase, no excuse for it being empty today

>>75737304
it's easier to ignore posts than pictures, stop being a crybaby

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>>75737304

It's like a sports bar!

>>75737319
Booooooooooooooooooooooo

>>75737323
If some boring twat started talking politics when I was watching footy in the pub i'd tell him to fuck off

why is this so boring lol?

>>75737319
>They embarrass us with the constant half empty stadiums
their results are pretty embarrassing too desu

>>75737333
welcome to poop ball

>>75737333
>>75737342
Watching Stoke City hoofing it to some of the big guys up front sure is more fun, isn't it

>>75737312
Internet in general has turned out to be a failure. Everyone just seeks a safe space so their opinions can never get challenged.

how would you turn this game around if you were big sam /sp/?

>Kompany still not injured
Wait for it

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>>75737333
Inverness v Hamilton is on SS2 mate.

Far superior.

>>75737350
who said that?

>>75737352
hoof it to the big lad

>>75737351
True. I doubt anyone has much different political opinions amongst their friends cause they wouldn't be friends if you disagreed on things

Taking a yellow to make up for Ota's mistake

City are shit at killing games off

Watch inevitable Palace comeback from minute 70

>>75737319
>Spurs will go out at group stage again

>>75737352
Score 2 goals

I hope city at least cuck united out of top 4

>>75737356
>not tranmere v aldershot on bt
True superior football

>>75737373
nice get

>>75737352

get the lads a half time carvery

>>75737360
You are either saying it's a "boring game" or "poop ball", so you did

Nice save.

>>75737362
but the big lad is slow as fuck and can't shake off city players, wat do?

>>75737363
Depends where you are. At university I met loads of people with tons of different political opinions. it's about allowing them to challenge the aspects of what you believe that could possibly be flawed

total meme but uni's a pretty good way to discover other walks of life

>>75737372
Won't make a difference when united win EL

based caba

>>75737382
so what you're saying is this game and a stoke game can't both be boring

sound logic mate

>>75737352
murderball

will Manchester City ever be successful under poop?

Ring ring

>>75737384
tell him to pull the ol' elbow to the gabber move

Does Jesus have the most punchable face in the league?

>>75737368
Remind me who has got further in the champions league since 2010, Spurs or Arsenal?

>>75737406
they might win a PL and a domestic cup in the next 2 years but that's about it

>not crossing it to benteke

>>75737406
A lot of players will be leaving and he will replace them with players that suit his style, next season I expect them to fight for the title.

van aanholt needs to fuck off

>>75737412
Herrera

>>75737423
ah yes the buy a whole first team in one summer meme, that always ends well

>>75737415
why 2010?

>>75737412
yes

>>75737412
arry kane or the manlet cazorla

>>75737415
Spurs, Leicester,Moyes, Ukraine, Cyprus

>>75737429
Correct answer

>man city is such a plastic club that crystal palace fans can be heard above the city fans

>>75737179
We're actually pretty well off desu

>>75737451
>btw im new to watching european soccer

>>75737432
Core players are already all there, he desperately needs fullbacks.a smart defensive mid, probably a keeper he can rely on for the whole season and maybe another CB.

>>75737472
>a smart defensive mid
ah yes

one that understands his complex philosophy that us mortals could only dream of comprehending

So why did Englel let Zaha slip away? He's their 2nd best winger after Sterling.

>>75737495
Pay fucking debts.

>>75737502
read fucking thread.

>>75737393
Manchokester utd won't do it

Why do Palace try so hard against Liverpool but roll over for Man City?

>>75737501
He's just like every other black English pacebabby attacker.

All pace and no brains. That isn't enough for International football.

>>75737515
because liverpool are a bigger club

>>75737515
Cause Liverpool are shit

>>75737515
Regression to the mean

>>75737515

because city gave them sakho and saved their season

oh no wait

fuck you fat sam

>>75737517
Everyone knows that, but have you seen who else is getting caps in his place?

Fuck me, Zaha anyday.

>>75737350
yes, far more entertaining than skinny twinks passing to each other for eternity

>>75737501
Zaha shits all over Sterling. He's actually got some decent end product sometimes.

Big Sam is elite desu.

>>75737545
True, but you have to remember that there were and are a barrel of very similar players, Welbeck, Redmond, the Murphys at Norwich who were all milling around the fringes of the squad, and Zaha hasn't really shown his ability in the PL consistently until very recently.

The FA are very likely regretting it, but it was understandable at the time.

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LOWE IS LOVE

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>>75737605
baby-fat Rebecca Lowe is top drawer

Stadium's packed today

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>>75737691
packed full of CUNTS

haha

KOMPANYYYYYYY

gol

HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS HOLY SHIT KOMPS

That's a lovely finish

*Yawn*

>Everybody slapping Kompany's bald head

Kek

2-2 and pep getting exposed incoming

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the team loves him so much

he's going nowhere

>Bog Sim
What a fat loser

DAAAYUM NIGGUH

Telegraph comment section

"Why is it always 90s music at football games?
Always 90s dance music. And since when was dance music just considered 'pop'? When was that allowed to happen? Everything's got a thumping beat now. Urgh.

Anyway."

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>tfw third

>>75737741
>not liking 90s dance

what a willy

>>75737741
translation: "im gay"

>>75737741
Dance music has been 'pop'ular since waltzes

why would anyone support Manchester City?

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>75737787
from the look of the stadium people don't really support city

>>75737787
because pep guardiola is a fucking genius and watching his teams play would be like watching van gogh paint or watching beethoven compose his 5th symphony

>>75737787
least hateable team

why doesn't the city board reduce ticket prices to 20-30 pounds? it's not like they need the money anyway

>>75737798
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>75737797
maybe in barcelona he was, his bayern and city teams are incredibly boring to watch

>>75737807
football is a business mate. price out the working class and bring in them middle class bucks

>de bruyne

>>75737798
????

>>75737813
to be fair they aren't absolutely detestable, they're just really hard to like

damn, puncheon sucks

De Bruyne has been shit this season

>>75737813
There's nothing particularly hateable about Shitty.

Teams like Chelski, Manure and Liverpoop have legions of cocksucking inbred retards being obnoxious 24/7. Like you, for example.

City fans, in comparison, are quieter, thus least hateable.

Damn

>english goalkeeping

>>75737826
Apologize

>>75737834
hilarious how people think he's even comparable to silva

>>75737826
>>75737834
Apologise

Streamfaggots BTFO

>>75737837
>quieter

lol

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PRAY
4
THE
SP
NOW

PRAY
4
THE
SP
NOW
PRAY
4
THE
SP
NOW
PRAY
4
THE
SP
NOW
PRAY
4
THE
SP
NOW

>>75737826
>>75737834

retracted

>another assist for the jesus

fuck this kid is going to be the brazilian PL GOAT

>>75737837
because they don't have fanbase lol

>>75737837
This. I always wonder why that one manure customer eternally bleeding.

>>75737850
I thought pep was taking city backwards

>>75737822
are middle class bucks enough to cover the embarrassment of thousands of empty seats every game?

>>75737865
>>75737874
nice flag symmetry

>>75737865
precisely

if there were any Shitty fans, they'd be cocksucking inbred retards like all the others

but there aren't, so that's a positive

What's palace`s chance of staying up
were basically dependant on Swansea and hull not winning any now aren't we

>sterlol
I know he's there just to fill the minority quota, but he's objectively the worst player in the usual starting XI

>>75737885
>if there were any Shitty fans, they'd be cocksucking inbred retards like all the others
>conveniently ignores the obnoxious algerian bandwagoner in this very thread

>>75737885
yeah, you can't hate someone that really irrelevant

>>75737880
Not oop north

>>75737890
palace v hull is going to be an amazing game

>>75736427
there are double gw players this week though...

and with utd playing a weaker squad, I'm going sanchez

still... score you bitch

>>75737897
Nah, that's either Clichy (who used to be good once upon a time) or your very own Caballelro

>>75737890
swansea have to lose tonight for palace to be all but assured of survival

>>75737885
>if there were any Shitty fans, they'd be cocksucking inbred retards like all the others

They're.
>40k attendance in 3rd division
>60% season ticket holders already supporting the team at least 25 years
What kind of people do you think these guys?

I'm no city fan, but david silva is fucking class

>>75737897
Most of city's pens have been won by sterling, he also seems to deliver in Europe unlike a lot of the squad

Hope Swansea beat Everton today

silva is the best epl player since he came to city

prove me wrong

>>75737923
koeman is going to tear them a new one

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>Bongs pronouncing names in Spanish

>>75737940
david > bernardo

>>75737878
you wish

>>75737949
alexis sanchez has carried arsenal on his back for a number of years

>>75737949
Easy. Silva doesn't play in an epl

>>75737960
not my words pal

https://www.reddit.com/user/anonymouse4chan/

>>75737949
lmao

>>75737949
Agreed

>>75737976
How's Essien there?

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>>75737973
>enough is enough, go away pep

>>75737973
EXPOSADO

Literally another team when Silva is in the lineup as opposed to when he isn't

>>75737973
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

>>75737973
>implying thats me

>breaking your nose

>>75738035
lmao its already been proven lad

>All these posts just noticing past his prime Silva is still City's best player
Nice non casual opinions you have there boys

>>75737973
BTFO

poop resting everyone now

yaya bossing errthing

>letting sterlel score
>with his left foot
top rer

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RIP SP

Wow, Sterling is loved, that's unexpected.

>Leroy SaNO

/3pm/: >>75738006

Realistically who can stop us from getting 4th?

>>75738110
no one can stop us lad

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Behold, The 4th Place Master

How the fuck Liverpool beaten by Palace

>leaving already

>>75738129
Benteke

And don't forget Arselel

Why does zaha look like he's 38

>>75738141
I went to the home game against Burnley and some cunts left before the end, it was a tense game as well

>>75738159
>black player

>>75738159

shit haircut

Sterling with his fast run sudden stop trick. I think every defender can read him now.

>kick off not at 3:00pm
>no other games on
>4 goals
>match thread doesn't even reach 300 replies

K E K
E
K

>>75738176
>Bragging about post numbers on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum.

Sad

5-0
-
0

Lads this is rape.

5 lel

>>75738176
City is too patrician to attract the unwashed masses like manure et all

>>75738176
5 goals

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question: will spuh ever recover?

>>75738205
Can you use a trip code? I'd like to filter you.

>>75738205
from?

>Big Sam Allardicci will expose Poop!

Hahahahahah fuck off

>>75737787
because I have always supported them, because my granddad had always supported them, and because I lived/live in Manchester/Greater Manchester

>>75738176

The Americas are sleeping.

5 Bintang desu senpai

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>>75737929
it wasn't 40k attendance (City were in Maine Road then and it was smaller) but it was famously strong throughout >our drop into the third tier

>>75738213
What a douche

>>75738176
I don't really bother with city threads since they're always full of incredibly boring bitter shitposters

>>75738185
If it had several threads like united, chelsea, arsenal he'd be whining about all the plastics
It's butthurt the post

>>75738205
0(Zero) trophy

>>75738262
i know right?

>>75738291
They won the league in September though

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>>75738305
>Pep will win the league undefeated

>>75738129
Big Sam enters God mode when relegation is a possibility. As soon as he's safe, he turns shit.