Megan!
>>75724091
Some effort would be nice OP
rate my memery
tell me who your boy is and ill tell you who you are.
1st for WW Greatness
>>75724110
Randy Couture
Taking Webm requests
>>75724109
> rock beats scissors
[citation needed]
you just dont pull memes out of your butthole son
>>75724109
way too much jpeg, and neds to be a smaller image
>>75724110
Sakuraba
For sure I would drag Stipe into deep waters my guy
>>75724121
You got the Holly Holm getting picked apart by Schevchenko?
why was k1 so popular with people from eastern europe specifically
seems every ex-yugoslavian loved it
Poogay Asspoo is getting his shit pushed in by Ass Poopgay then flushed down queer street after smearing his famous greasy shits all over the octagon
>>75724109
Only the law beats Jon Jones
>>75724110
Yair Rodriguez
>>75724109
Rumble would never beat Jones
Who /famous/ here
>oh for sure aldo didnt kick as much as his first fight to avoid getting takendown even though he has great tdd but le decision 135 can man will for sure kick FWONKIE's head off
>>75724131
No my UFC webm collection is rather lacking
>>75724110
le strikeforce man
is it true that mighty mouse knocked down brandan shaub in sparring?
>>75724161
we own bruger king as well though
>>75724173
Yes, camp won't release the tape however
Anyone got some strikeforce Masvidal webms? For sure I've been a big fan of his since those days.
>>75724114
joe rogan tier
> dude he is so big lmao
>>75724126
he just happens to be my boy, best answer so far, patrician taste.
>>75724148
you can't meme through life son, you need to grow up
>>75724150
W-where's H-henry ;_____;
[spoiler]I love you [/spoiler]
>>75724185
me too, but I've been a fan longer, since his highschool fighting days my man
>>75724110
Mike Perry
>For sure I rank Fwonkie PEDgar's boxing and stand-up my guy
How much Famous Diarrhea is coming out of Aldo when Max sleeps and flushes him?
for sure i use the for sure my guy meme my guy
>>75724189
Why did she abandon Poland for America?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTt5_aslDkk/
Yoelito is my one and only boy, you degenerates have full lists being the disloyal fucks you are
>>75724172
who?
>>75724207
youtube prankster tier
I SAID I LOVE YOU
and also totally look like Krazy Horse in this photo
>>75724180
Then my meme is more appropriate, since they are fighting for dominance of the market
>>75724227
>>75724209
>>75724223
Why is Weidman ducking Big Pigg?
>>75724228
Since Strikeforce, homeboy, 100%
>>75724223
None but he might paddle his way home from the arena in a potato canoe on a river of Max's blood
>>75724227
You have this misguided opinion that anybody is mad at her that she went to work abroad, Poland is called the Mexico of Europe for a reason, everybody wants to get away from here, many have, some come back some don't but nobody is blaming them .
>>75724260
Even after Feijao heem'd him, stillmyboy
>>75724238
lol it's just amazing how incompetent other nations are
it's fucking fighting but they can't even do it right
>>75724279
Shittaker and Dadbod would care to disagree
What went wrong?
>>75724132
Probably greats from there like Cro Cop, Cikatic, and Brestovac but now that I'm looking at the list there sure is a bunch of eastern Europeans now that you mention it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_male_kickboxers
>>75724247
Nobody at 185 wants a piece of the monster that is Replenished Johnny.
>>75724274
I'm not picking on your dog shit nation, all countries aside from the USA are horrible at putting together training camps.
>>75724301
Powerful Core, I see nothing wrong
>>75724110
Mighty Mouse
he seems like a cool guy and I unironically enjoy flyweight because for me MMA isn't just about the spectacle of seeing big dudes inflict brain damage on each other (though that's fun to watch also)
>>75724301
it's from using insulin to abuse carb refeeds after weigh in
>>75724301
> took years off
> cant juice anymore
> comes back to 185
> looks significantly older
he is getting btfo or that fight is never happening
>>75724228
HEY
GO WIPE YOUR ASS
[listen to this guy]
GO WIPE YOUR ASS
POOPY PANTS
HEY
(hey)
GO WIPE YOUR ASS
[listen to this guy]
GO WIPE YOUR ASS
POOPY PANTS
Could Nate have been GOAT if he didn't smoke weed?
>>75724110
Conor McGoober
>>75724301
I'm not even joking I wonder if he takes antidepressants/antipsychotics. They can literally make you gain 80 pounds with almost every pound going to your stomach area
>>75724311
Huezil has a good camp where 13 second man trains
>>75724301
nothing went wrong
sperg shut-ins just can't understand that people can have different body types, and some people suck their abdomen in for photos
>>75724110
>>75724301
this guy is delusional, mike the duck bisping is gonna pick him apart
>>75724363
Since before TUF my guy
>>75724365
Bisping has never picked anyone apart
>>75724363
>the assassin baby
>>75724326
you probably are a cool person to be around
>>75724356
gypsy
>>75724363
you enjoy seeing good people succeed in life
>>75724357
>antipsychotics
Well there are those "disappearing time" incidents he talks about
>>75724301
too much poo-teen
>>75724402
he was also talking about depression
i took one called Nardil and I went from 180 something pounds to 255 pounds and my arms and legs were still skinny af and i was doing cardio 5x a week wew
>>75724110
>>75724110
masvidal
>>75724110
Bas Rutten
Why is Stipe ducking Shtyrkov? Why isn't UFC signing him? Are they scared that he will make their "superstars" look like shit and destroy UFC's "legitimacy"? Pathetic.
>>75724110
Moose
>>75724110
The Chris
>>75724527
Did he found bunker full of roids from the times of Brezhnev ?
>>75724344
YUU HEEMEMBER IN YERMANY YUU SAYYYY YOEL HOMERO I NÉE YORR HELL INNEH WRESSSEL'N YUU FORGAY ALREADY? I'LL SEE YUU SON BOI
>>75724576
He is natty, Russians never cheat. Only coward Americans do.
>>75724580
>>75724596
>Yeol who?
did somebody say heeminder?
>>75724452
yea his fights are flatliners too
>>75724640
What does that mean ?
>He picked Amanda Cooper over Cynthia Calvillo
>>75724720
but no one did this. we at /heem/ watch stud radio and have known about cynthia for months now
>>75724736
BASED BuchGOD
>>75724131
This?
>>75724766
YES YES YES thanks
>>75724752
i get its an archive god play but what does that mean?
>>75724274
Isn't Poland one of the few countries standing up against muslim invasion? Seems like polskis are better off than most in europe, given how everyone else is busy sucking the imams dick
>>75724766
0-3
>>75724766
Filename makes me kek everytime
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHCwU9rUdY
>>75724825
>>75724823
You'd work in next doors country too if it meant your income would get 4 times higher for the same job
>>75724825
She's got the Weidman eye droop. It's all over.
>>75724787
Buchholz, nerd
>>75724301
He had a HGH gut for a while. Perhaps being off the juice in the USADA era, his inflated abdomen looks even more pronounced.
There's a better pic of GSP's gut in the Shields fight but I can't find it.
>>75724863
oh you mean justin buttholes
like this post if you've never seen a GSP fight live
>no good mma on this weekend
>>75724425
probably a result of diet change
cardio 5x a week means nothing if you're eating tons of high calorie junk
i'm on antidepressants and I've lost 40 pounds purely from diet. no exercise. now im skinny fat
>>75724875
thats Sean Sherk
>>75724900
This is what it's like watching GSP live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9G4Hr_ElPs
>>75724901
by good mma do you just mean UFC events? because theres some top promotions on this weekend
>>75724900
196er here so heres your (You)
>>75724924
yeah I noticed right after I piosted, it was the result of "GSP gut shields" on a non-google search
>>75724928
she seems like a nice girl to watch a PPV with followed by a dirty gang bang
>>75724931
such as?
>>75724928
>Grasso had lost to that slut
all of my keks
Boys!
http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/jessamyn-duke-leaked-photos.1873205/
>>75724967
pls leave grasso out of your mouth friendo
>>75724967
DELET
The only promotion I watch aside from UFC is Invicta
Is there really anything else worth watching? Bellator needs to stop putting these shitty old men fights together and get some real talent.
>>75724992
holy fuck her ass is the saddest ass i've seen in a long time. that'd be like fucking a teenage boy. she's 100% good from the front tho
>>75724845
holy shit
what a handsome man
>>75725012
only if you're a hardcore sperg
>>75724992
>http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/jessamyn-duke-leaked-photos.1873205/
Those retarded tats next to her cunt look like the id stamps that you put inside a cat's ear
>>75725053
shhhh dont invite canada to the comfy cops streams. thats the only prim heem time left
>>75725029
>>75725046
Racquel Pennington nudes too. This skinnyfat dyke is literally married to Tecia Torres isn't she?
http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/raquel-pennington-leaked-pics.1874200/
>>75725113
fucking disgusting
>>75725113
>Those Nipples
>>75725113
dude, her nipples are fucking gigantic
>>75725113
She looks way more feminine in clothes, sheesh
And Tecia Torres has a moustache which automatically makes her 1/10 at best
>>75725113
>tecia chooses those nipples over penis
>>75724110
Frankie Edgar
>>75725113
Man that's just sad. Need some nudes from the hot wmma girls. Too bad I doubt karolina or Joanna have nudes
>>75725181
>sage's a fucking dicklet
life is fair
>for sure Aldo got USADA'd my man, 100%
>>75724102
kind of looks like that one mexican qt alexa
>>75725189
my 3rd favorite thing Floyd ever did, behind beating women and manny pacquiao
>>75725068
you're right
why has no one walked out to kanye before
>I gotta testify
>Come up in the spot lookin' extra fly
>'Fore the day I die, I'ma touch the sky
>Gotta testify
>Come up in the spot lookin' extra fly
>'Fore the day I die, I'ma touch the sky
>>75725288
Actual improvement desu
>>75725248
I know I shouldn't ask but proofs ?
>tfw no Katie Nolan gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOnACFGAi8c
>>75725309
Poirier has done, for years
>>75725315
he turned tecia lesbo
>>75725320
I didn't know that. based doostin
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
>>75725336
Frank Mir too
>>75725338
you play a lot of madden 08? yeah me too
>>75725338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPRk4m8gnHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPRk4m8gnHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPRk4m8gnHs
>>75725309
tyron should come out to black skinhead desu
>>75725348
nah just started re-watching BMS
is gsp ducking bisping until october to cycle off hgh?
*takes you down*
*gives you the succ*
Submission (ejaculation)
>>75725369
he's already in the USADA testing pool m8. you gotta up your conspiracy theories
>>75725338
I've recently been having great results paying the piper with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CL_Zz9l95w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CL_Zz9l95w
>>75725245
>Need some nudes from the hot wmma girls
>Joanna
do you seriously think she has a at all attractive body? her ass is concave. no tits at all. her pussy is probably just as equestrian as her face. there is a 0% chance Joanna's nudes are fappable
>>75725374
>when you nutted already but he keeps succin'
JUST
what's up with Raquel's body, can someone explain to me, it looks weird.
>>75725448
Who else had leaked ?
>>75725466
just raquel and jessamyn. jessamyn's box is a 4 and raquel's is a 6
Aldos delts are approaching gsp-tier
>>75725465
she has a nice mound
>>75725455
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>>75725517
>eddie! throw a really shitty right hand with no power or setup against a southpaw counter-puncher, yeah, like tha-oh no god fucking dammit
>>75725546
He already been dropped 3 times at that point, he probably didn't even knew what month it was much less what his gameplan should be
>>75724121
shaub spinning elbow on rothwell while promptly beong KO'd
>>75725338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc
>>75725583
>hey eddie! feint like you're going to do a takedown but don't actually step as though you're going to do it so any highschool wrestler could tell you're only faking and-yeah, there you go
>>75725630
>Conor! You look tired, go and take Nate down and submit him quick!
>>75725583
>parry the jab
>"looks like I'm in the clear"
Imagine being an Eddie "Bellator" Alvarez fan
>>75725667
Nobody knows what is a gazzelle anyways, this is America get it right
>>75721595
>muh you cant gain muscle because you don't eat meat wahh wahh
Thanks for wasting my time you fucking idiot
Next you'll be telling me Nick Diaz makes up for his vegan diet by injecting pork fat
>>75725369
him and bisping are working together to duck tyron and romero. its really obvious.
bisping is hoping romero gets popped and gsp is praying to allah that tyron loses to maia.
>>75725723
I still havent figure out what a gazzelle is desu
>>75724110
Doo ho choi and Moose
Rewatching Stiopic versus The REEM (Stiopic CLEARLY tapped, not my champion) and I'm wishing Rogan was fired instead of Goldie
>>75725883
i think it's like a deer
>>75725883
>>75725897 but much much smaller
Is stitch back in the ufc?
I thought he was fired just for saying f reebok
>>75725942
>>75725897
You must be working for NASA or some shit, you are so smart
>implying Conor would know what a gazzelle is if he wasnt wartching animal planet documentaries while stoned and living the bum life on Dee's welfare
not a thing to brag about tbf
>>75725895
notice how stipe got knocked out and woken up by the canvas too
>>75725987
>animal planet
pleb
>>75725987
Ahhh yes the Conor hating Greek is here, call Bulgaria, he needs to throw his 3 cents in here too
post your boy
>>75726064
>>75724113
He looks latino there
>>75726031
Is it hate when someone notices that Conors bum life shittalk is a form of projection and self-compenstation for having lived the bum life himself for years?
I dont think so
>>75725987
>greece calling out people for living on welfare
can't make this shit up
>>75724113
yeah i like danny garcia
>>75726098
It's a little weird when most of your posts are about that
>>75725288
Hey it's Diego Sanchez
>>75726176
what else is there to talk right now?about docks guy,coral springs,spain and who the fuck else trying to create an identity here?
I rarely post here for the last months.Ofc when I do I will post some Karolina and Conors-Nate beef which was the chilles days of heem
Jessica will lose. You don't know MMA if you disagree.
>>75724110
Jason Knight
dead sport
>>75726270
>>75726263
Says the increasingly nervous pooanna fan since Cage Warriors for sure for the 49th time
what's your favorite rear naked choke of all time?
>>75726257
chillest days of heem was before mcgregor and when twink posting was a thing and the only identity fags were lith and lmaobud, lets figure out why anthony pettis keeps getting BTFO
>>75726302
>actually watching mma
I'm here for the slags m9
>>75726377
maia on tyrone
>>75725583
That whole fight it was like Eddie was scared and didn't really want to connect, he just wanted to go through the motions and stay as far away from him as possible.
For me, it's polish strawweight karolina kowalkiewicz
>>75725942
those are badass i want to be one of those
>>75726434
lmao mcgregor is so much bigger than him he didn't wanna pull the trigger and just swing at air and get dropped even sooner than he did, he got outmewved
>>75726434
That's what I saw too, the fight was essentially over after he got rocked the first time. All that talk about abandoning his gameplan was to cover the fact that he was really scared to engage.
>>75726446
cookies / 10
>>75726446
For me, it's my grandma
>>75726257
C-can you post some Karolina?
>>75726474
the funniest part is sherdog lists him as two inches taller than gooby
"The thing is I like to show my interaction with Reebok a little bit of a different way than this, but it's all about kicks," Jedrzejczyk said
"Lots of luck to Paige VanZant," she said. "I met her a few times. She's very nice girl. She needs to get this experience."
>>75726570
Around 80
For me, its Famous Burger™!
"I like Paige VanZant. I think she's young, talented, very good-looking girl, and she became one of the most popular female fighters in the UFC, in the world."
>very good looking
lol why do people say this she's a midget monkey
>>75726604
so now that Herica is fighting in a few weeks. Can I spam her now?
>>75726533
ofc here is a semi rare one
>>75726671
if i was heart healthy enough i would train with her in a heart beat
>>75726657
cynthia and grasso aren't fighting for a while so i think its /herica/ time
>>75726707
>leaving it to the judges
>>75726696
I wouldn't spend a day in Łódź if you payed me
>>75726735
she's so bigg. i really dislike it
>>75726735
How did she get so thick in 4 years?
>>75726741
my parents actually paid to go there for a vacation. they said it was nice, although too many "girls", apparently a group of them tried to grab my dad and pull him into a nightclub.
>>75726795
Probably the first time they saw a white person
What time are the fights tonight?
>>75726806
i think they're employed by clubs to get men to buy drinks, that's what my dad thought.
>>75726773
>i really dislike it
you know what that means right
>>75726735
lol she looks like a boxericse mom wtf
does she eat cheesecake for breakfast
so, who /herica/ here?
>>75726853
>>75726853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbApAG2jVk
>WMMA
Does GSP have any fans left?
>>75726921
Check the dow jones
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/860622377368956928
/ B O Y /
>>75726906
>cynthia crying
good find m8. webm coming up
>>75726929
kek good reply made me laugh
>>75726940
she's a 5/10
>>75726875
she might be my #2 fightfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWyA6YcfBI
>america
http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19312295/coming-tko-loss-donald-cerrone-says-dana-white-put-out
Based Dana looking out for Based Cowboy.
>>75726966
i feel you on that one my man. she's so tiny and cute
>>75727012
awful nose
>>75727020
nah not at all
Who should Albu fight next?
>>75727060
ugly girl to be honest
>>75726976
Oh fuck yes I loved when she was on fox 11 the first time and Steve Edwards wanted to hug her and kept commenting on how cute she is.
>>75726592
This 2bh
I can't wait to paddle to Flavor Town on a crisp and lightly salted Potato Canoe, all for an affordable price that the whole family can enjoy
>>75727110
c'mere uggo
MODS
>gay porn spam again
really makes me think
>>75727235
hit report dude. posting MODS does nothing.
>>75726671
>those feed
lewd
>>75727271
amazing feet
>>75727260
>hit report dude
I did, faggot.
>posting MODS does nothing.
You don't know that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-KX99T5r3A
Have you guys talked about this shit yet?
>>75727382
fuck off
dang, the WMMA GOATS met already??
>>75727046
I can't wait to see her get BTFO
>>75727422
i guess the goats all hang out together
>>75727046
i just lost all respect for her
>>75727424
why do confident women make you upset?
>>75727086
MORE ALBU
>>75727086
>>75727488
she's literally never fighting again. shes a basic instagram slut now
>>75727516
>basic
lol
>>75727488
why can't she just do porn who gives a fuck about fighting
>>75727488
>that ass
wew
>>75727529
yes basic. there are hundreds of thousands of instagram "models" that are into fitness. crossfit, dancing, bodybuilding, fighting, whatever. they all have good bodies. this chick has a 6.5/10 face and a 7/10 body. shes slightly above average aka a basic instagram chick
>Win all 4 rounds
>Tap from an armbar with 2 seconds left in the fight
>The City of Garbrandt
>>75727578
>basic
>>75727579
the shell method. mighty won by armbar with a couple of seconds left irl
>>75727670
10/10
>>75727579
The fuck is this shit
Who is your favorite UFC woman's strawweight?
>>75727804
Now those are some manly hands.
>>75727827
None, weirdo
when did you first realize /herica/ was your fightfu?
>>75727827
Angela Hill
>>75727862
shes like a down syndrome tecia
>>75727892
i disagree. shes small and cute where tecia is small and hard
>>75727804
How many pounds of resistance is that? It looks like one of the cheep 22 pound ones they sell at Big 5.
>I can't fight man, I need to spend time with my family
>>75727804
a real workers hands, bless you anon
Is USADA good or bad for MMA? They arguably destroyed a lot of entertaining fighters.
>>75727944
no one here gets your shitty local store reference
>>75727827
NINA ANSAROFF
>>75727973
Early weigh-ins and USADA killed many good events.
>>75726879
>>75726906
she was cute, wtf. now she looks like this guy
>>75727973
when you say for mma do you mean for fighters health? for promotions business? or for viewers enjoyment? the answers are different
>>75727804
He is clearly a mud colored. So someone must pretend to be him making fun of blacks literally every day.
>>75727988
nina's like a 5/10 but her and nunes are my fave couple now that i've seen those burger nips on raquel
>>75727944
Doesn't say, they're shit exercise equipment to get casuals, had it for years.
how many of your boys are ranked #1 worldwide?
Fuck niggers. I am the richest one here. Adan is a sandnigger. Invest in Bitcoin.
I bet Aspen Ladd does big dumps
>>75728095
i bet she shits in the woods on her hikes
>>75728095
I bet they're like baby forearms.
Dr. Jeff Meldrum mistook Aspenn Ladd's wood shits for Bigfoot scat
>>75727804
>Aspen Logg will never squat over your chest with her fat ass and drop a thick warm load on you
why live?
>>75727976
>not living in a state listed to the left
lmao at your existence
>>75728423
Is that a branch off of 5 guys burgers?
>>75728457
no you idiot, where do you even buy your 4 oz mma gloves at, big 5 is THE spot
>>75728465
>>75728423
>420 stores
>420
DUDE WEED LMAO
>say one negative thing about Cuckare and claim that he's a can beater
>get down voted to shit
>>75728465
I got a big 5 in my pants and your mom is a fan
>>75728483
Serves you right for going to reddit
>>75728483
Redditor celebrated after finding out about the surgery so they can have an excuse about the loss
>Knocking out sparring partner
is this something to be proud of?
>>75728483
Go back there you compulsive failure.
>>75728483
say that he got USADA'd, GADOOSH'd, and FLUSH'd and that he needs to shave his bone mohawk
>not checking the big 5 ad every week to see if there are any sweet deals on gear
>>75727973
It's good. Only problem is they barely catch anybody. All roiders should be caught and banned.
>>75728556
whos done this?
Anyone have /heem/ related phone wallpapers?
>>75728757
that's a big nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJUOOySQfYg
Pullin up on the champ boi
>>75728802
big belt too
>>75728784
i dont have any but i could make some for you.
>fighter
>dark or light or color
>size
>>75728773
Plenty of people. Aaron Pico apparently knocked out Josh Thomson in sparring last year
>>75728784
literally a monkey
>>75728817
he actually has a lot of positive things to say about perry, color me surprised
Mike Perry da baddest cuh
>>75728817
Perry on the podcast with Serra was awesome.
>>75728773
cody has been bragging about allegedly ko'ing TJ in training for weeks
>>75728843
Could you possibly make one of Emily Ducote?
>>75728773
Just watch Buakaw's sparring videos. He knocks someone out in almost every other video.
>>75728889
perry seems like a good dude desu just grew up rough
>>75728817
BASED
>captcha: nada piana
lol
>>75729007
I agree completely
Wikipedia says UFC 209 did 300k buys
>>75729073
And also for UFC 210
Hmmmm
>>75729073
Wikipedia also says Yoel Romero is 6 feet tall and has his birth date wrong lmao @ his "life"
any big fights this weekend or next?
Ive been away from /heem/ for quite some time
LFA 11 is on AXS right now if anyone cares.
Personally I'm gonna watch the ducks/oilers game.
>>75729241
For me? I think I'll watch the spurs game.
for me, it's gamboa vs castellanos
>watching non fighting sports
hys
>>75729184
LOL
>>75729303
For me? it's Tuss' toilet
FIGHTS HERE
>http://taima.tv/r/mma
For me, it's Brandon Schuab.
>>75729497
ah yes a fine choice, bengo skurb is indeed a great fighter
Are you a fan of this artist?
What's the p4p CTE ranking? I think it's:
1. Diego Sanchez
2. Jake Elleberger
3. Chris Weidman
>>75729573
no you weirdo
>>75729586
Joe Lauzon and Gray Maynard should be up there
>>75729586
Vitor is p4p #1 100% my man
>>75729586
>Bigfoot Silva
>Vitor Belfort
>>75724091
I like the Diaz bros, I really do, but they pull this victim act for every occasion and their sycophantic fans just eat it up. Nick basically "retires" after every recent loss and his fans look past his sore loser act and go on and on about how he's been mistreated. Mistreated by getting an interim title shot after beating a washed up BJ Penn? Mistreated by getting a shot at GSP after a loss to Condit? How about getting gifted a shot at a GOAT fighter in his much anticipated return?
Meanwhile, his brother gets absolutely ragdolled in his shot at the lightweight strap, gets clowned by Josh Thomson in the following fight, beats up a washed up Maynard, and then gets ragdolled again by RDA. Then he finally has success over a competent opponent in Johnson and gets the golden ticket to fight the biggest money fight in the sport. He wins and gets a rematch for another good chunk of money, but still finds a way to be the victim and complains about never getting a rematch in his whole career, not receiving nearly the same push as Conor, not being the hopeful to win in the eyes of the UFC, etc.
Now, you won't hear a complaint from me about fighters trying to get paid, but this narrative that the Diaz bros are unfairly treated and not fairly promoted is ludicrous. They are notoriously inarticulate save for maybe a soundbite or two. They are completely unpredictable and unreliable for media obligations (which fans excuse specifically for them). They hate giving media access to their training and think fight promotion itself is pretentious and foolish. Despite all of this, the UFC puts them in Countdowns. They try and book them in pressers. They try, try, try and try again to get the brothers to show up and to build their fights. It's maddening. It really is. Sage and Punk get all this shit for preferential and unfair treatment, but why don't fighters complain more about the Diaz preferential treatment? Why do people keep pushing the Diaz bros as victims?
>>75729849
>>75725113
jfc it's buck angel 2.0
>>75729589
Why not?
>>75727445
>>75727445
>>75727445
>>75727445
GET IN HERE LADS
I picked C three times in questions I couldn't figure out, so by that one anons 42% thing, I have to get at least one right.
You better've been right you fucking dork
>>75730154
what is that exactly?
>>75730214
3 guys are attempting to run 26 miles in 2 hours. previous record is like 2:03
GOODNIGHT OIRENE HEEM SLEEPY
>>75729849
Seems fair. Is what it is as long as you're honest about it.
>>75729073
based t-wood
>>75729586
big foot
scrab
sanchez
ellenburger
maia... soon
>>75729849
Really made me think
>>75730172
Why is his skull shaped so oddly?
really makes me think
>>75729586
Top 15 P4P CTE
1.) Brendan Schaub
2.) Krzysztof Soszynski
3.) Diego Sanchez
4.) Bigfoot Silva
5.) Vitor Belfort
6.) Gray Maynard
7.) Jake Ellenberger
8.) B.J. Penn
9.) Travis Browne
10.) Jeff Monson
11.) Rodrigo Nogeuira
12.) Rogerio Nogeuira
13.) Fedor
14.) Chris Weidman
15.) Joe Lauzon
>>75730596
honestly wgaf about gsp, fuck him and bisping.
>>75730669
as much as i hate bisping i'd be happy to see him heem gsp for wanting to hold up division for an "easy fight"
>>75730668
you forgot arlovski
>>75730596
GSP hired this guy? I guess I always assumed BJ Penn fans were literal faggots.
>>75728974
dang, i thought i was the only one who /gordinha/ here. this was fun to make
>>75730694
desu I think this will happen, gsp is delusional. bisping aint no easy pickings, he has godly cardio, and gsp wont be able to wrestle fuck him and a heem isnt an option.
it's a dumb fight to take, should've taken nick down for 25 minutes instead.
my ideal scenario would be bisping heeming gsp then getting a cuban missile to the face soon after.
this money fight meme shouldnt apply to him, his hendo fight sold less than woodley and stipes cards
Reminder that Lauzon is a full time MMA commentator for a lesser company.
Here's him interviewing WWE superstar Bautista after his successful MMA debut.
>>75730880
>gsp wont be able to wrestle fuck him
that's where i think you are wrong, i'm praying for a flash knockout
>>75730880
and that pretty much proves gsp is just scared of woodley.
204 did 295k buys with hendos retirement plus rematch. 209 did 300k buys even after khabib pulled out.
stock market my ass
>>75730900
>Bautista
thats from like 5 years ago
>>75730719
Nah, she's cute as fuck and fun to watch in the cage.
Thanks bro. I forgot to specify colors, but this is cool.
>>75730953
hes not scared of woodley, he wants "easy" second belt
>>75730973
i still have the file open. i could change the colors
>>75730989
I think he is, he's banking on maia or thompson taking the belt.
even before the bisping fight was announced he talked about maia, not woodley
>>75731048
he never "lost" his WW belt, why not go for bisping if UFC lets you? of course though he put UFC on the spot saying give me bisping or i won't fight again.
>ufc needs GSP now
>>75730994
Could you do a light blue similiar to this shade with maybe some hints of grey?
>>75730880
I think you are underestimating GSP. Bisping is going to get banged up badly, and GSP will take him down without question. Bisping isn't a wrestler and that means his ass is hitting the canvas and he gets tucked in for the round, plain and simple.
>>75730953
Rory dismantles Tyron and you think GSP is afraid of him? lmao come on bud serious
What's the easiest way to tell if a bitch is roiding? Are there any idiosyncrasies to look out for?
>>75731213
injection ports on torso
>>75731213
man voice like Cryborg and Claudia
>>75731118
it's pathetic, fuck wme
>>75731207
pre usada rory beats post usada pregnant gsp
>>75731213
Vascularity is the most prominent indicator in my opinion
>>75731244
I thought that was just monkey genetics
>>75731270
>pre usada rory beats post usada pregnant gsp
We can't make an assumption on what GSP will be like when he returns just yet. He never stopped training, he lives at the gym. He constantly tries to improve himself, I guarantee he's stronger than he's ever been.
Post usada GSP might still be The Blanket dude.
>>75731366
oh i disagree, we'll see.
>>75731476
Do you think GSP is going to look any worse than he ever did, honestly? He's going to look the same, I would be very surprised if he seems diminished. He literally lives and breathes gym life, if he's not practicing MMA he's trying to get better at other physical types of shit like gymnastic rings and shit like that.
I would be surprised if he didn't look as good as ever, and I would be surprised if he looks out of place vs Bisping. It's fucking Michael Bisping. GSP beats Bisping eight times out of ten I think.
Fun fact: Andrade and Joanna finished Penne at the exact same time
2:56 into the second round
>>75731674
thats not true, joanna finished her in round 3
>>75731626
Not him but inactivity is usually very bad for fighters even if they're not in their mid thirties. Plus he's going up in weight against a guy that's tough to submit...Bisping is very limited but there are some signs that make me think GSP will regret ending his retirement.
>>75731674
Fun fact: Andrade will heem Joanna
>>75731752
I agree that it's usually bad, but there are some fighters that you can tell are a cut above the rest in regards to their training acumen and their drive to improve. GSP, Dom, Jon Jones, you can tell that those guys live it, it's truly who they are.
Do you think pre USADA GSP would have a hard time with Bisping on the feet? Because I don't. Bisping is tough but he gets hit a fuck of a lot and GSP's jab is going to find a home repeatedly.
And he's also going to take Bisping down and blanket him too lol
>>75731366
>post USADA
I guarantee GSP wouldn't be coming back unless he was confident he could roid and still beat the tests
>>75731871
That's kind of what I'm thinking too. GSP has had a really long time to go over all over this and I don't think he's stupid, he's not going to come back if he feels he would be diminished. He's going to be as hot as ever lol
>>75731862
>pre USADA
Irrelevant IMO, I think everybody's using and people like to scream steroids because their guy got beat...that's just me.
Cruz's comeback was insane but GSP is older and has a lot more wear & tear on him. I like GSP and I think he's a hell of a lot better than Bisping in damn near every way, but there are just too many warning signs for me to pick him to win. If they're not too far apart in size then he can box Bisping's ears off, but he still has to keep it up for 5 rounds despite the ring rust.
>>75732019
You're right, the cardio is probably the most suspect thing for GSP to fuck up and underestimate. I agree that everybody's on the gas and people whine about whoever is winning, but GSP definitely does it better than Bisping does lol
I think GSP will be able to take Bisping down. I don't think it will be a five round standup war, I think he's going to take him down hard in the second round and bang him up quite badly..
>GSP roided
What are you clowns even talking about? Show me the positive test. Oh wait, you goofs can't.
>>75732110
Dude come the fuck on
>>75731155
here you go my good man
>>75732127
Hey man can you do one where it looks like GSP and McGregor are gonna fight? Like a fight poster kind of thing
Those are pretty good
what do your youtube suggestions look like?
>>75732120
where is the proofs
>>75732162
back to r9k my child
>>75732127
Fuck yeah, you the man!
>>75732062
It'll be interesting for sure. Bisping doesn't really have a ground game but he's good at turtling up and surviving so I don't see a submission either way.
Oh, and while we're on the subject of cheating, let's not forget that lots of guys - including Silva - also got busted for greasing. Supposedly it was such an epidemic that guys were bathing in vaseline the night before they fought, not sure why GSP is the poster boy as opposed to anybody else.
What does Michael Perry need to do to get to the next level?
>>75732434
Train at an actual gym and not a UFC Gym.
Go to ATT
>>75732493
that was a super fast response
>>75732511
obviously you havnt met Springsperg (RIP)
I truly love cooking at 4 PM, stuff like cookies and other sweet delicious things.
NO I meant 4 am, in the night
>>75732630
no seas maricon argentina
Things are getting to spicy for the pepper.
>>75732552
bethe my girl
>>75732511
Okay, and?
>>75724586
t. RT commenter
>>75732742
Now post the one of Ronda shadow boxing on the beach...
>>75732742
whos upper body would be best to combine with Bethes lower body to create the ultimate fightfu, I'm gunna go with Veronica Macedo. Bethe can keep her parmesan salami farts though
>>75732742
>ywn heem an ocean breeze
>>75732150
im not good with colors so i couldnt get the pics to match up
>>75732246
Bisping is difficult to finish and GSP isn't a finisher. That part is a bit tricky to try to predict. GSP definitely won't submit him, but I could definitely see him doing the ol' blanket decision for sure.
And yeah I think greasing was or is a lot worse than most people think. The levels they go to are wild, some guys put shit on their skin that goes on dry and then turns into grease when they sweat. GSP is the poster boy because people outright accused him, BJ Penn sued him.
>>75732886
>this fight would be three days after my birthday
>and take place at the honda center which is a half hour away
>>75732886
i goofed on both the names
>>75732886
holy shit spicy mantchup i cant believe its finally happening yassss
>>75732886
That's awesome, great job. I think the colours are fine, thanks man
>>75732886
how the hell does gsp make 155 when he barely made 170 and he's bulking to 185?
>>75732936
gsp is the welterweight champion, wheres his belt
>>75732886
>>75732936
can you do tiffany van soest
shes my kickboxingfu :)
How has this bitch not been cut yet? She's had 1 (one) victory in her 4 years in the UFC. Is she dana's cock holster or something?
>>75733002
I remember him and Firas in the past saying that it'd be easier for him to cut to 155 than to go up to 185.
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/GSP-I-could-make-155-easy:2571671/
>>75733017
>this is who they're throwing to Aspen Ladd
IM FUCKING LAFFIN
Such quite and comfy nights like this are a true blessing
>>75733017
dude guess what, after she loses another fight at 135 she will get another 2 fights at 125. Also I would love to lick her fart blaster so thats might be another reason they keep her around. She got robbed against salami slinky toots Bethe though
>>75733002
>>75733050
GSP has outright stated in the past that he can cut to 155 easily. He was never a big 170, Khabib is likely a bit bigger than GSP.
>>75733014
do what?
>>75733057
tonight sucks
>>75733085
why what happened my mans?
>>75733009
>>75733085
No one asked you to post on /heem/ goof go back to /tv/ fagit
>>75733057
Same, Santiago.
/HEEM/ bless
>>75733017
>>75733053
Anybody who loses to Bethe deserves to be cut.
>>75733082
if you could do one of these >>75732127
>>75733123
i really wonder what he injects into his arms. his triceps are so droopy and deformed. theyre smooth as eggs. that cant be good.
>>75733113
i post here to give back to the community nerd
>>75733101
alone
>>75733146
>i really wonder what he injects into his arms.
Nothing. Rich has gone on record stating that he doesn't do synthol and that he tried it once, many moons ago.
>>75733053
the most surprising part about that is that she's getting $25k to show
i wonder if she actually has a win bonus or if the show money is her entire pay
>>75733146
REEEEALLLL IGF-1 GOD.DAMMIT.
He has said before that he is obsessed with huge tri's
>charles oliveira is good
>>75733175
im aware that he denies it but that doesnt mean he doesnt do it. plenty of guys say they dont do steroids but do. just because he's honest about some stuff doesnt mean he's 100% honest.
his arms are clearly unnatural. there is no definition to his biceps or triceps. the vasularity is a bit confusing but the droopiness is damning. he's putting something in there.
>>75733123
don't know why this stupid shit brings a smile to my face, maybe because i remember that thread
>>75733215
Rich is natty
>>75733215
Man, don't fucking talk to me.
>>75733202
haha kindly remove that meme arrow thanks
>>75733216
Fuck me, I remember making that image too
>>75733297
meet me behind kelsey's in an hour
>>75733291
based mkaelus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EacLd9U9P4g
>>75733215
shut up man Rich is cutting to MW, Pissping better watch out
>>75724110
Condit
can someone give me the leaked photos of Jessica Eye?
>>75724110
card carrying member
the only one
>>75733358
There are none
>>75733358
man I wish, instead we got Jessamyn Duke
>>75733423
did you see Raquel's nipples tho? them shits look like tan golf balls
What a bummer
>>75733423
Better than Raquel's gyno tits
>>75733470
I did indeed, her pussy is nice and puffy though
>>75733470
Yes I found her entire body very asymmetrical, to be honest I didn't like it.
>>75733423
Jessamyn has a nice body m8
has anyone ever had an 8 hour walkout? i wanna be the first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZe84Ut96Bg
>>75733539
I need to know what that tattoo says
>>75730900
Was Bautista natty here?
>>75733570
>>75733604
The text on the left are number. Flip image upside down and I could make out a 7-1-?-5
No idea what the text says on the right.
>>75733604
reply to this puss or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>75733604
I think its like an id number like what you'd put inside your pet's ear so that it doesn't get lost
>>75733604
it says
H M
E O
A V
D E
M
E
N
T
>>75733772
why'd she get lost
Cannonier my low-key boy
Nate Diaz fucked Sara Jay
>>75733829
>>75733829
If she ends up somewhere she isn't supposed to be then you can send her back to her owner because you have the id number
>>75733940
who cares she looks like Jim Varney
>>75733976
New
Obligatory
>>75733940
how do you know
>>75733992
fuck that shit
>>75733993
You mean Joe Camel
>>75734000
They did a scene
>>75733146
100% natty
>>75733291
>>75733322
>tfw almost midmay
feels good lads
>>75724823
Thanks to that POLACZEK people around the world that never visit Poland have opinion about us as the 3rd world country. Even Ukraine is not a 3rd world country, although pretty close to it (especially by European standards), and we are about 4-5 times more rich than them. Yes, we are also 4x less rich than the likes of Germany, UK (maybe evem more than 4x here), etc. but it's not a shithole, it's very mediocre, and yes, it's muslim, shitskin and nigger free.
And don't believe in the "everyone leaves Poland because we have no jobz" meme, there are about 2-3 millions Poles in the west that migrated in the last ~15 years, and still 35 millions left here, some of them came back.
Although Polish women are fucking atrocious, mostly because of cucked white knight, living in the medieval times of chivarly males. They are still in the mode of "tupac before feminism", and not too pretty as well. Fortunatelly we get a lot of cute Ukrainian meat that migrates here, so I'm all for it!