What went so horribly wrong???

>>75724011
brazilian

/thread

>le have sex with the boss's daughter man

>>75724011
He got his lifeforce drained by a succubus

>>75724011
Not enough meme magic

>>75724011
shit nickname t-bh

>>75724011
joined Milan in the wrong time just when they were about to decline
injuries
On the other hand, Ganso was considered a failure for a long time, but is now doing kinda well in Sevilla, afraid that may stop when Sampaoli leaves

>do this at 21
>do nothing else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=artTKcYwRpg

damn...

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Pato's injuries in only 2 years.

Brazilian players tend to be overrated a lot.
Only good Brazilian player in recent memory was OG ronaldo

>>75724397
>ronaldinho
>nerman
>kaka
>marcelo


they are rated pretty accurately tb h

His knees exploded

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>>75724397
>17 injuries in less than 24 months
>muuuh overrated

fuck off dude

>>75724494
>list players good in good systems
Ronaldinho was good at Barca and dogshit at milan
kaka was really good at milan and a benchwarmer at real
Marcelo slacks off on defense a lot if you watch la liga games desu is really good at setting up the counter though.

Italian roids fucked his joints.

>>75724609
>not overrated
> got exposed by objectively 'worse' Germans in 2014
> got their ass whooped 3-0 by a mediocre Dutch team and 2-1 with muh legend kaka in 2010.
Fuck off dude you are the most overrated football country in the world

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>>75724624

Really makes me think

>>75724660
Neverlands is objectively the most overrated football country. Pro-tip: you were the third best team in '74, Poland was better.

>winger that people thought was a center forward
>injury prone
>had a poor diet
>more concerned with BBQ and clubbing

>>75724011
Milan ran him into the ground so he couldn't recuperate and kept getting injured.
Fucked his boss's daughter.

>>75724684
>getting this triggered
Is 7-1 still a sensitive subject?
You got bounced by midget Wesley Sneijder with your awesome team of kaka, felipe melo and robinho lel.
Just because some idiots are willing to pay 50+million for you monkeys doesn't mean you're actually any good.

>>75724176
?

He was at Villareal, now he is in china

>>75724738
you seem quite triggered to me m8, keep talking shit, clinging to your total meme of 40 years ago that wasn't even that good in the first place and keep on not winning anything

>>75724738
5(five) World Cups

>>75724802
>>75724831
samefagging this hard
7-1 lel
4 world cups lel
better players lel
Stay mad juan whites are just better at everything so no need to worry

>>75724880
t. Ahmed bastard child

>>75724893
t. Ravid 'gibe moni pls' luiz
monkeys can't even have a civilized discussion because they only look on the bright side

>>75724906
the full extent of the argument your stunted gray mass was able to assemble is '7-1 lel', talk about civilized discussion

>>75724938
scroll up joao and learn to read btw hows the favela this time a year?

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>>75724880
>being this mad

Audible kek

>Milan could have dumped him off to PSG for £20 million
>Barbara stopped the deal so they wouldn't be apart

Madmen.

>>75724976
> being this mad he mad a screenshot to show all his cool friends on 4chan how cool he is XD
Jesus christ you're autistic

>>75724796
Nope, he plays for Sevilla.

>>75725028
heard he is called Pato (duck in portuguese) because he, just like them, have a disproportionately huge genitalia

could be it

>>75725190
knowing that shit, you're gay la'

>>75725190
he's calle pato because he was born in a small city calle pato branco, dumbass

>>75725036
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a faggot

Milan Lab

>>75725422
this + making him play as right winger (like wtf)