/heem/: joanna edition

fuck u goof

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nth for K1

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JOANNA

>>75718568
Do you have a webm of Peter Graham knocking out badr with the rolling thunder?

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>>75718568
I think that axe kick softened Sefo up looking at it now

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Famous

Sorry I didn't phone in last night, fell asleep.

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>>75718546
Joanna sucks

/heem/ is /rose/

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>>75718610
Found a good picture that has potential

>>75718591
I can make one real quick

>>75718622
this is the VIP lounge at famous piggs

>>75718622

I agree, saved til I think of something for it

>>75718624
That would be much appreciated, thats one of my favorite knockouts of all time

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le cuts down three weight classes so he can beat up guys 3 inches smaller than him and feel like a killer man

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>>75718591
>>75718647
Here ya go

>>75718672
Thanks m8

>>75718672
jesus

>>75718672
Show me where a better quality video of it is and I can make a better quality webm

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>>75718653
>yfw he could well beat woodley and bisping and be a 4 weight champion at this moment

>>75718672
>not including the presser for full effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE

>>75718653

>*sucks all the water out of his body to fight smaller guys*
>you're a fockin midget yeh, I'll rest me balls on your head m8. Lil twerp.

>*fights someone taller than him*
>listen, I'm fighting a bigger man here. I need extra time to train. Its not fair to expect me to fight a giant without proper training first.

>>75718653
he walks around at 165 la

>>75718710
I love that Graham's instinct was to shoot for the takedown

>>75718718
Nate was easily 195 when they fought the second time though

>>75718725
Kek

>>75718718
That's what rubs me the wrong way about him. He kills himself to cut down to 145 and then calls his opponents midgets and little and tries to intimidate them like a bully.

Funny that considering he said he learnt to fight because he was small and just wanted people to leave him alone.

>>75718718
He's 5'9 with his snake boots on since when the fuck did guys this small start calling ANYONE short?

>>75718725
he weighed in at 168 in both fights with nate so out of camp he must be around 175 at least

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>>75718653

>>75718745

Thanks Dana

>>75718745
you mean 295, surely

I'm a fat 23 y/o male who has no fight training and lives a sedentary lifestyle. Could I beat up on Joanna? I'm male.

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>>75718745

>>75718546
based moose
https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/860496323744743424

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>>75718710
>that kiss

What would /heem/ have done? That wasn't the type of kiss you give on your first time kissing a man

>>75718752

You're missing the point dingus

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Conor is based

>>75718779
>https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/860496323744743424

kek he knew just the right words to make bisping sperg out. expect a passionate rant off him in the coming days

>>75718760
Kek. He came in two pounds under because he cant even get over 170. The struggle was to gain weight

>>75718688
Yeah broke badrs jaw so bad he couldn't fight for a year

>>75718792

Who?

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>conor and nate are the same size

haters need to show respect when its due. conor beat a guy that was at least 20 pounds heavier than him. but none of you will admit this because you hate to see a white man succeed

>>75718805
>"Irish"-Americans will even go to believing that you can train the hardest training camp of your life while still gaining weight just to blow smoke up conor's arse

allow it, senpai.

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>>75718771
She would kick you in the stomach with her toes and you would shit yourself.

>>75718821
I meant to put gooby lol

>>75718889
same night holly holm went out to a rear naked choke to meisha tate and gooby tapped like chicken after 3 seconds

>>75718805
You're retarded if you believe he was 168 in that fight? Have you ever seen a 170 5'10 guy?

>>75718828

The point is Conor cut weight to fight people he was bigger than and then made fun of them for it, and when he finally fought someone bigger than him, he acted like he needed special treatment in order to fight a giant

If Mendes or Aldo bitched about Conor's size causing them to lose, Conor would call them sore losers, yet Conor can say he deserves extra time to fight nate and his fans defend him

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>>75718828

>>75718828
Huge size difference but who gives a fuck, Conor has nearly the same reach and is the more muscular dude

>>75718935
Nate is way bigger than Conor lol

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>>75718779

Chris Weidman

> :)
>Loser

lmao based

>>75718978

And Conor is way bigger than Mendes

Nobody is denying nate is bigger

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>>75718927
Believing Conor is 5'10

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>>75718860

>jessa

I'll never forgive her for ruining her nose.

>I care about fighters' personalities
>I care about fighters' fan's personalities

>>75719060

>haha look at me I dont care about stuff :^)

Get outta here before I heem you SON.

>>75718998
He also has insanely long arms and wide shoulders. That alone adds a lot of weight.

Cody Carbrand walks around at 154
You seriously think Conor is only 10 pounds heavier?

>>75718927
those were the weighs he weigh in'd at.

calm down.

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Do you believe him?

As a boy I was a fan of fighters.
As a man I am a fan of fights.

>>75719098
Without water

>>75719103
Height 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight 185 lb (84 kg; 13.2 st)
Division Middleweight
Reach 75.0 in (191 cm)

I believe he could beat most

>>75719152
exactly. my point was he cuts from above welterweight so he can go down to featherweight and call them midgets to pump himself up.

>>75719103
maybe wrs but probably not Linebackers and dline

>>75719103
easily

>>75718672
>>75718710
Peter Graham is a fucking bum.

Badr's spinnning heel kick on Stefan Leko is perfection. It's almost as good as Barboza/Etim and is what made me start Kickboxing/Muay thai.

>>75719165
I was talking to the Yankee

What does /heem/ think about Rory moving back home to British Colombia to train for this next fight with his original camp?

I think a change of scenery can only do good after a while. Especially after a rut.

This season of TUF is shit

>>75718889
>le don't want to wind up on Ultimate Knockouts so I let you choke me man

>>75719201
Badr has talent but he's mentally retarded.

>>75719229
Bunch of guys that are about to retire and then you have cody that shows signes of cte everytime he talks

>>75719295
*grabs you by the throat*

>>75719229
the female flyweight season will be good
i'm sick of men fighting it's been over 20 years

>>75719394
>i'm sick of men fighting it's been over 20 years

What did you mean by this?

>>75719411

I've been watching men's mma for 20 years enough is enough.

>>75719295
Why the hell did they wheel out what's left of Joe Daddy for this season? The guy has taken some serious abuse I'd like to see him retire

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>>75719456
Shame that you misse Vick's dog mma, shit was so cash

http://www.flocombat.com/article/55720-antonio-bigfoot-silva-returns-to-trt-excited-for-russian-mma-debut

There's something off about Cody's gf. At first I thought she was super hot, the more I look at her I start to rethink my choice.

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>>75719532
your just a fag

>>75719532
>She
>Her
It's a trap

>>75719552
>>75719532
Her forehead spreads from canada to mexico

>>75719603
''You sure rested a lot after your losses.'' - my sides

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How would I do in the UFC?

>>75719532
Back to Sofia Pride with you

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>>75719690
you must master the special technique of shadow-poking

>>75719711
Wtf whys he such a bitch suddenly?

>>75719755
*pokes you in the eye*

>>75719764
RDA got poked way worse and didn't have a bitch fit

>>75719764
*stomps feet like a bitch*

>>75719523
bigfoot is the only fighter who legit needs it and not because of steroids, he has legit gigantism after all

good for him

>>75719711
This is actually hilarious, love to see that cocky fuck put in his place

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would anyone even care if Silva retired?

who the fuck is he to make ultimatums after 5 or 6 straight losses ( brunson was robbed)

>>75719523
How does TRT effect how someone fights

>>75719802
Ferguson just pushed at him, Larkin essentially threw a punch with his fingers extended

>>75719711
4 sure been fan of maiavidal since strikeforce my dude

>>75719831
no I'd actually welcome it, don't need to see him get hurt any more

>>75719831
no, I'm not sure why Ariel said that Anderson has lot of negotiating power. He isn't going to headline any PPVs anymore and hasn't looked great in a while. He should retire for his own sake.

>>75719838
More test = more muscle, less fat, better mood, more energy

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>>75719802
>>75719847
RDA's head didn't even get pushed back

>>75719838
less test makes you lethargic and limits your ability to gain muscle more quickly.

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>>75719603
>yet your husband is travis browne

>>75719995
What is he even insinuating with that comment?

This is my first time to /heem/ in like 2 or 3 months. I see Bulgaria is still spamming the same webms 24/7.

Pretty depressing lads.

>>75719851
>not being a fan since his street fight kimbo slice days

lmao, fucking 189er

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>>75720054
Nobody asked you to log into /heem/ goof

George got a small collection on ROF
https://www.rootsoffight.com/collections/georges-st-pierre

I ordered the tank.

>tfw you could 50-45 every here

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>>75720054
>>75720076
Imagine buying a new Heem membership just to complain about other people posts

>wmma
https://youtu.be/mlcNDSyV88Y

http://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/5/5/15559678/stevie-ray-vs-paul-felder-booked-for-ufc-fight-night-113

>>75720125
how long until dana buys this place and we cant post here without a free /heem/ prime membership

Just realized the only wmma fight I've ever went out of my way to watch on fightpass was Ronda vs Holly. Literally have never went back and rewatched another one or even thought about it.

A European can never beat me. Especially a Pole.

>>75720113
Didn't kimbo have like four kids name kevin including a girl?

when is the ufc meme press conference

>>75720186
Zuffa never had its sights on small dollars like those, but WME is a different story. It's a matter of months before Heem gets moved to Fightpass.

>>75720263
Next Friday ya dumb goof

>>75719931
>>75719979
I think I might have low trt
Shouldn't be banned

>>75720303
You very well could have low T, but it is probabaly from your shitty lifestyle not anything genetic.

>>75720328
No I have a very good lifestyle and diet my man but still have a grim body and gain muscle 10x slower than most.

>>75720353
Do you count macros? What is your training routine? How much sleep do you get? If you actually have low t unrelated to those you can go to a doctor and get blood work done. pretty sure it is fairly easy to get in the U.K.

>>75720145
I fucking love Joanna

>>75720381
>Do you count macros?
No, just sugar, carbs and protein but I kind of gave up after 2 years
>What is your training routine?
I don't have set work hours so I don't really have a set routine. Minimum 2 hours a day 6 days a week but some weeks it can be that x3
>How much sleep do you get?
Like none some days loads the next, I'd say at most 6 hours but usually less.

>If you actually have low t unrelated to those you can go to a doctor and get blood work done. pretty sure it is fairly easy to get in the U.K.
I guess it won't hurt to try.

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>they rank tyrone

>>75720474
head movement and good boxing triggers the cuckbois

>>75720465
>2 hours a day, six days a week
Possibly ertraining and definitely poor programming
>irregular sleep schedule w/ 6hr maximum
No way you can get proper recovery with that amount of sleep.

Also, healthy fats and cholesterol are necessary for production test. You should talk to a doctor but I bet he will tell you to change your lifestyle before prescribing you anything.

>>75720503
*possibly overtraining

And it definitely is overtraining if you aren't eating a calorie surplus and getting proper sleep, which it sounds like you aren't.

>>75720474
Can Masvidal's fundamentals counter blacksplosion?

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>>75720518
Yes. Plus he has an amazing chin if it comes to that.

>>75720535
That's not great as Tyrone is much bigger than the dude in webm rocking Masvidal. Also Woodley would be all over Masvidal with finish instinct rather the opposite herd.

>>75720503
>Also, healthy fats and cholesterol are necessary
Thanks but I know all this, I get most of my fats from coconut.

I eat no chocolate or meat

There is no way I can get more sleep, I've always had that much my body just wakes it's self up

I just gain muscle slowly and always have a flabby belly no matter which diet I try. Also have no sex drive.

>>75720578
Khabilov also wheelkicked Masvidal clean and he recovered, just couldn't find a gif. Look that shit up and tell me he doesn't have a great chin.

>>75720641
Amazing chin but I say Tierun drops him at least once a round

>>75720535
>dropped by Cruickshank

lmao T-Wood is gonna have his way with him.

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>>75720695
Cruickshank has legit striking, just no real ground game

>>75720665
Woodley doesn't have the output to manage one knockdown a round

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrmBKeVNU4

>>75720503
Cholesterol is regulated by your own liver just fine. You dont need to go Rogan egg style, Rogan who for some reason despite his amazing diet feels the need to microdose T

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>>75720665
Yeah maybe chin isn't the right word for it, he gets dropped but has amazing recovery. I can see Tyrun dropping him but Masvidal getting up and just boxing him up some more.
>>75720695
>C-C-Cruickshank is a bad striker
Tyrone has no headmovement and shit boxing. It will be Rory all over again for your boy.

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>>75720731
Masvidal is tiny compared to Rory

>>75719103
That giganigga that was #1 in the draft would make him his bitch

I refuse to believe Tyrone has actual fans, its just contrarian faggots trying to troll and race bait

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>>75720748
Masvidal isn't really that much smaller not that it really makes a difference anyway, Woodley backing onto the fence and getting lit up was why he lost. Masvidal is an even better boxer than Rory, so why won't it repeat?

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Wish we could turn back time

>>75720797
I refuse to believe that Masvidal has actual fans, its just Woodley haters jumping on the next bandwagon

>n-next time

>>75720724
Wait Rogan is on the trt? Makes sense that it's not just his onnit nootropics

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>>75720834
>Woodley is his boy
>le get boxed up by Jake Shields man
Fuck off.

>>75719229
No one gives a shit about some washed up brain damaged old men. They're obviously never going to be successful fighters so what's the point?

>>75720837
dude why do you think his head has doubled in size since his news radio days

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>>75720748
>muh size

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FUTURE HW CHAMP ABOUT TO FIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uJeTwWCAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uJeTwWCAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uJeTwWCAg

I refuse to believe any fighter has fans except Brendan Schaub. He sells out shows regularly BY HIMSELF.

Digging through some of my old youtube playlists.

Who remembers this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1aBUj_6CiM

>>75720638
>doesnt eat meat
>crying about not gaining weight
wew lad

>>75720882
who is your boy?

>>75720972
>>75720972
Jon Jones.

>>75720638
Yeah, I suspected you might be a vegetarian that's why I mentioned fats and cholesterol specifically. You should be eating meat.

>>75720939
Ive been waiting for hours watching pillow tap

>>75720926
Dude's going to be fighting at LHW amazingly enough. He could go to Middleweight

>>75720988
>le beat up old men and bloated middleweights man
>le steroid man

>>75720939
haha its a Russian Tim Johnson

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>>75721012
>steroids
>he thinks that everyone at the championship level is clean
more like
>le undefeated outwrestle an olympian and be the future GOAT man

SHTRYKOV WINS!!!

Why is Stipe ducking based Ivan? Is he scared? UFC is scared of real competition hahahahaah fucking pussies

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>>75721073
>UFC is scared of real competition hahahahaah fucking pussies
Agreed.

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>>75721073
Stipe is a fucking scrub desu

>>75721073
dude looks like he sould be a LHW if he wasnt on dat russian horsemeat

>UFC has the best fighters
>Shtyrkov isn't with the UFC

I miss when UFC prelims used to be streamed on YouTube

>>75720961
>>75720997
Better not to, I ate meat for years and it changed nothing. Decided to stop because if I'm not gaining weight I might as well keep low bf. Didn't work.

There are much better ways to get protein and fats than meat.

>>75721099
There literally is no better option for protein than meats.

>>75720939
man, ropes for MMA is a horrible idea.

Is Dos Santos the latest starter among UFC champions? Only started training at 21, others i can think of were DJ who started c. 19

>>75721089
I miss FACEBOOK PRELIMS desu

https://twitter.com/GeorgesStPierre/status/860561920784556033/video/1
>I'll fight you anytime
>a-a-after October

>>75721121
pure MMA? then I think crossover athletes like DC, Joanna and Rousey started later

>>75721144
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

The Fertittas would not have tolerated this shit.

Seriously fuck the UFC .

>>75721151
>Pure MMA

Then like 90% of fighters started late, at least here most "MMA gyms" are just jiu-jitsu academies who change their name to attract da youth

>>75721144
Like I said, this fight is not happening. If Bispiss wants to fight a former WW he can get slept by based Whitaker

>>75721233
>Like I said, this fight is not happening.

Why? All three parties want it.

>>75721144
I really wanted Bisping to get his money fight, but after October is fucking ridiculous

>>75721012
Literally everyone is on something. Thinking otherwise is naive and childish. Your mental archetype of a noble natty fighter isn't real. Not getting caught is as much a part of the fight game as wrestling and cardio.

If Joanna beats Andrade she is the p4p #1. Conor got his ass beat last spring and she's currently listed behind a bunch of people with losses. She's more entertaining than at least half of the male champions.

Cerrone taking on Robbie Lawler has to be one of the worst deicion's ever, he literally get wrecked by a Boxer, and now goes against a reckless Pressure Kickboxer.

>>75721282
sure most of them are, but you have to either take a stupid amount or be incredibly dumb to get caught

>>75721290
Will happily give her #2 p4p, andrade is the toughest fight

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>Ngannou is the best HW prospect

ummmm try again sweetie ;)

>>75721341
What mexican supplements is he on?

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>>75721314
Raquel has some heavy duty nipples

>>75720800
>Masvidal isn't really that much smaller
Rory walks around at 200 pounds mate, he's way bigger than Masvidal, taller, thicker, stronger, everything.

>>75721356
just hard and dedication. He is Russian they don't cheat unlike the scummy Westerners.

>>75721335
for sure lol
forgot about mm

>>75721399
>hard and dedication
lel

>>75721384
see
>>75720926
Masvidal could probably bulk if he wants to, but he wouldn't be as slick.

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Thoughts on her work?

>>75721417
There's no way Masvidal beats Woodley mate, he has zero paths to victory, even worse matchup than Demian Maia.

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That's a plain looking card.

it sure could use a guy like oh say Mousasi to fight on it...

>>75721446
>n-next time

>>75721460
Solid 5/10 card with some potential

>>75721460
its not a bad card for what will likely be a fight pass card. The top 4 fights are decent.

>>75721450
Woodley would have a lot of trouble taking down and holding him down and Masvidal would outbox him. Woodley definitely has the distinct power advantage though

Both fighters have a tendency to coast though so that's why Woodley via decision would be free money of the century

Lads, just realised. Shtyrkov should fight in RIZIN.

>>75721450
Zero paths to victory? He has zero paths to victory against sit against the cage, gas out, and wing overhands man? Wonderboi lost because he was a shook pussy, Masvidal fought that way bigger guy in that streetfight twice and made him quit. Masvidal won't fear Woodley in there and will box his face off.
>>75721489
Masvidal I think has learned from the robberies and hasn't coasted at all his last three.

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>when you passions of /out/ and /sp/ collide and you run into Stipe at Great lakes Outdoor Supply

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>tfw no Miesha leaks

>>75721476
According to the UFC calendar it is on Fight Pass

Thank god

>>75721083
>get kicked out of the organization thats is desperate for fighters because your'e too boring man

>>75721532
should be a comfy morning card for you too (day time for britbongs)

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>>75721290

Patrician p4p

>DJ
>DC
>JJ

If Aldo beats max, he should tie with Conor for #4

>>75720898
>he's taking shit that fucking makes your head grow cocksucka!

>>75721527
How come every single photo she take the phone is facing down? She is always cropping the top of her head. Is she stupid or what?

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>>75718710
The audio in this video led me to look up "wombo combo" and that's how I got into competitive melee.

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>>75721099
That's gotta be the most uniformed opinion I've ever seen holy shit. Look dude, you clearly just want to cry about how hard your life is instead of listening to our advice, so go do it somewhere else.

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Ohhh what a wonderful pleasure to post in such a cute Edition like this.

I haven't read it yet but Im sure I'll see one or two pictures of that trailer skank courtesy of the same LOSER that doesn't realize she gets peed on by Pat Barry on a weekly basis.

>>75721595
He's not wrong.

>>75721489
>Woodley would have a lot of trouble taking down and holding him down
He absolutely would not.
>and Masvidal would outbox him
If he makes it to the fourth round maybe, Woodley's power and speed makes high volume fighters fight at his pace because they worry about getting countered

>>75721503
Masvidal will get taken down and smashed at will or knocked the fuck out in the first round. Woodley has zero reason to fear Masvidal's power and he can't keep him on the end of his reach and piece him up like rory did.

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>>75721607
>Polish Princesa
Anon, te tengo que enseniar algo..

>>75721012
lol at least all his daughters are alive... Unlike another lhw...

>>75721634
>taken down and smashed
have you seen any Woodley fights
his top game is nothing to be afraid of

>>75721614
>He absolutely would not

Masvidal has some of the best takedown defense and scrambling in the division, excellent defensive grappler. It's not even as if Woodley uses his wrestling as much as he should anyways.

>If he makes it to the fourth round maybe
If you're talking about Masvidal just schooling him then yeah maybe, but more likely than not Masvidal will get the better of the striking exchanges.

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Who should he fight next?

>>75721314
Raquel looks like a man with gyno and those Tecia pics are literally nothing. Jessamyn at least has some femininity to her figure. Miesha and PvZ WHEN

>>75721663
Kevin Lee

GSP is a bitch

>>75721675
Kevin lee is scheduled to get choked out by Chiesa next month though.

>>75718653
Weigh cuts is a part of the game lad. If Chad is such a puny bitch that he can't go to his proper class which is 135, he will rightfully get whooped and slept.

>>75721664
So you're not interested in Angela Hill leaks?

>>75721685
I think you'd be surprised Mikhail

>>75721144

Not sure why it has to be after October, isn't USADA testing pool just 4 months? Not the GSP isn't roiding his ass off anyway lmao

>>75721663
Warley Alves

>>75721698
>I think you'd be surprised
Always laff at this when it sounds in you-know-who's voice in my head.

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>>75721721
Do you like peaches?

>>75721694
Not at all. Maybe if her hair wasn't so retarded and she had a prettier face.

>>75721742
Totally agree brotha 100% peaches are a beast for sure.

>>75721634
>Masvidal will get taken down
Woodley has amazing TDD, but beyond that he is pretty shit offensively when it comes to grappling.
>knocked the fuck out in the first round
Unlikely, Masvidal has a great chin and is amazing defensively.
>Woodley has zero reason to fear Masvidal's power
He had zero reason to fear Wonderboi in the rematch, but was still timid until the last 30 seconds. Woodley is just a timid bitch desu.
>he can't keep him on the end of his reach and piece him up like rory did.
Why not tho? Rory's reach and height are only like an inch above Masvidal's plus Masvidal has better boxing. Woodley got outboxed by JAKE FUCKING SHIELDS.

>>75721290
that would be true if men and women were equal but they aren't. Women shouldn't even be on the p4p ranking. Any guy their size would blow them the fuck out.

>>75721489

I really don't see Woodley having trouble holding Masvidal down at all. Woodley was so much stronger than Wonderboy it was hard to believe they were in the same weightclass, and Masvidal is even less physically imposing than Wonderboy.

>>75721776
Wonderboy is lanky and nowhere near the wrestler or grappler that Masvidal is. Masvidal was always a big lightweight it's not as if he's undersized at Welterweight.

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>>75718762
>1.15 MB
by now you should have rendered that in .jpeg

Masvidal walks around at more than Stephen

>>75721776
>>75721776
Maybe, but he is way more slick than Wonderboi when it comes to grappling. Like way way way better.

>>75721656
>has some of the best takedown defense and scrambling in the division,
lol what great wrestlers has he fought at 170 that qualifies that? And there's no way that Masvidal is going to be able to do what he did to cowboy to Woodley, his power and explosiveness will cause way too much hesitation.

>>75721809
is that you lithcuck? are you fighting in Latvia again?

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Just watched Dos Santos - Miocic 1 again in preparation for the rematch

Couple of things that stand out:
Miocic's gameplan was solid, grapple and tie up Junior as much as possible to tire him out while landing kicks on the break, and look for right hand counters whenever Junior flicked out his jab

Junior's gameplan was centered around four money strikes: left hook, right straight, left jab to the body, and overhand right. The jab to the body was crucial in tiring Stipe out, and since Junior would often follow it with a right straight to the face, Stipe never dropped his hands to defend it

Junior would have benefited from a kick in his arsenal, Stipe's go-to defense against the right straight was just to go straight back on a line, and since he kept his hands high the body kick was there all night. Could've exploited the break in Stipe's forward momentum to land it. A front kick would've worked too in opening that gap Junior wanted for his boxing range.

Overall, I feel like the decision wasn't controversial at all - 3, 4 and 5 were very obviously Junior's rounds IMO. He vastly outscored Miocic and even secured a takedown on him in the 4th, with some nice ground and pound coming from it.

Stipe's real downfall was the crispness of his strikes. Especially in the later rounds he kept swinging pretty wide and Junior's jab was sneaking through the guard over and over, both to the body and the head. That's how JDS got the knockdown too - left hook as Stipe was still recovering from a missed right hand.

Both guys showed a chin. It's a GREAT heavyweight bout, overall.

>>75721841
>>75721776
Also Wonderboi managed to get up from a takedown in the second fight.
>>75721843
Bendo

>>75721654
he damaged wonderboy plenty from on top.

>>75721862
Wonderboy is a shit tier grappler and still managed to get up the second time they fought.

>>75721861
>bendo

kek, exactly, did you see him against Koreshkov?

>>75721843
>Woodley, his power and explosiveness will cause way too much hesitation
on Woodley's part yeah, he gives rounds away through inaction all the time

Why does it feel like JDS is some ancient broken heavyweight who's at the end of his career and preparing to challenge for the title one last time, when in reality he's the youngest guy in the top 5 and the third youngest guy in the top 10?

>>75721906
lol can you think of anyone else who does that? There's no way Masvidal will be able to throw at his usual pace against someone like woodley, and there's zero reason to think that woodley won't be able to control him on the ground if he wants to.

>>75721963
when was the last time Woodley took down and controlled a guy for three rounds, let alone five. You're acting like he's GSP.

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For sure I match up really well with Stipe my guy

>>75721843
Have you not seen Masvidal fight? He has outstanding takedown defense. Check out his fights against Khabilov and Benson especially, two great wrestlers and grapplers overall. Masvidal pretty much shrugged them off every time. Even the brief moment his butt hit the floor he was able to spin around and grab a leg and get a reversal. His defensive wrestling is objectively great. Again, Woodley doesn't even wrestle all that much in his fights

>There's no way that Masvidal is going to be able to

Didn't even say he would. Your words. I don't know why that would be so definitive anyways. Masvidal knows how to trade hands. Woodley would really have to consistently feint takedowns which is something he still doesn't do all that much either in order to really keep Masvidal on his toes while standing

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>>75721895
Oh yeah? Who has Woodley ragdolled or wrestlefucked that has given you so much hope in his ability to take people down? Last time he fought a really proficient grappler he got boxed up by Jake Shields.
>>75721963
>there's zero reason to think that woodley won't be able to control him on the ground if he wants to
He literally couldn't hold wonderboi down in the second fight, Masvidal is a much slicker scrambler than him.

>>75721762
>Rory's reach and height are only like an inch above Masvidal's plus Masvidal has better boxing
Rory also had a perfect, zahabi style gameplan of throwing long jabs and kicks all fight while also being able to outwrestle him. Masvidal's nowhere near disciplined enough to do what Rory did and unlike rory he'll probably just
be able to power double masvidal and eat up round time whenever he's feeling trouble on the feet.

Jorge loses to Maia
Maia loses to Tyron

Tyron vs Robbie
Tyron heems Robbie and seals his place as the Welterweight goat

Tyron vs Wonderboy 3
Tyron wins
Tyron 2-0-1
Retires the goat

It's great, finally a good guy getting the happy ending he deserves

>>75722005
t.casual

>>75722007
>throwing long jabs and kicks all fight
this could just as easily be ascribed to Masvidal, who always fights from a long distance and keeps a very narrow stance.

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>m-m-maiavidal

LOL

>>75721844
There are two of us here. I'm the other one.

>>75722017
Oh wow great comeback bud.
>>75722007
Masvidal fights very narrow and again where does this idea of Woodley being a GSP tier wrestler come from? He's got great TDD but hasn't shown much beyond that. Again, fucking Wonderboi was able to scramble to his feet in their rematch.

What's the story on the spammer? Who pissed him off to this point of dementia?

>>75722005
lol are you really comparing Masvidal's grappling to jake shields's? That's delusional. Wonderboy is also significantly bigger than Masvidal.

>>75721857
Stipe did such a good job making Junior trepidated by staying in the pocket and actually exchanging. Stipe was able to sort of replicate Cain's strategy by getting in his face, clinching, hitting him after breaking the clinch, going for takedowns. But then Junior as you said was able to work the body a lot and was able to finally hit Stipe when he was moving back by feinting the jab to the body

>>75722052
wwe fans still mad their soap opera got moved to the skateboarding board

>>75721996
>Check out his fights against Khabilov and Benson
Tyron has about 20 pounds of blacksplosiveness on both of them. And what the hell do you mean he has nothing to keep Masvidal on his toes standing, he has the ability to Lawler him any second into the fight, of course masvidal's going to be wary of his power.

>>75720484
Until like a good boxer they duck what they think is a cross and get a knee instead.

I like to imagine Jacare lives deep in a swamp and emerges from the thick stagnant murky water every so often to engage in a test of his survival skills

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>>75722052
Have you noticed that >Coral Springs isn't here? Not the first time he's disappeared right before the spamming started up.

>>75722083
Oh well if it's a wwe fan with gay porn on their computer then that makes a lot of sense

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>The state of Vitor

>>75722041
fair enough, are you gonna fight lithcuck?

>>75718828
Nate is a LW you dummy

>>75722051
>where does this idea of Woodley being a GSP tier wrestler come from?
He doesn't have to be to outwrestle a 155er m80

>>75722121
you do know that this is not the actual bout order right?

How is /heem/ still always on the front page? There isn't an event until next week.

>>75722011
You missed the part where he puts Conrad Mcgoony in an early grave, rocketing him into the height of his career

>>75722057
>S-s-size trumps great defensive grappling.
Wonderboi walks at 180, Masvidal weighs more than him and is a FAR more skilled grappler. And fuck no I wasn't comparing Masvidal to Shields, but when has Woodley EVER shown great offensive wrestling against someone not named Carlos Condit(Worst TDD in the top 10 right now) that seems to give you so much confidence that can just ragdoll Masvidal. I'll wait. Also HE GOT BOXED UP BY JAKE FUCKING SHIELDS.
>>75722142
refer to above. Couldn't hold down an objectively shit tier grappler and was outstruck by Shields.

>>75722093
You saying Tyron is big doesn't suddenly make Masvidal's takedown defense and grappling non-existent. Masvidal isn't some tiny guy either.

>what the hell do you mean he has nothing to keep Masvidal on his toes standing

I did not say that at all. I said if he really wanted to destabilize Masvidal mentally in terms of being wary of a takedown threat, he'd actually have to go for way more takedowns than he actually does. You don't do a very good job at reading, do you? It's how Khabilov was able to to keep it competitive standing with Masvidal for the most part, even then the cleanest thing he got Masvidal with was some spinning meme shit and hiding his strikes behind a takedown and vice versa. Throwing a lot of volume which isn't something Tyron particularly does either

In fact you don't seem very interested in actually talking about anything that isn't bending over to Woodley.

>>75722166
>Browsing 4chan by going page by page
What are you doing m8?

>>75722199
On the front page right now because whiteboys are triggered by their WW champion.

>>75722187
I think he's just shitposting for (You)s like the rest of the Woodley posters at this point. He hasn't made a point that anyone on Youtube couldn't do a better job of and is just fanboying

>>75722114
Springsbro is not the spammer. I will not let you slander his name while he is presumably banned or dead.

>>75722235
t. scat spammer
aka coral

>>75722229
Amazing how hard people will try and discredit Woodley.

>>75722166
We are the PREMIER minds of /sp/ and 4chan. Our riveting discussion is pertinent to academic discourse globally, minds across the world come to our threads in hopes of rubbing off of some of our brutally honest and savant tier intellect

>>75722121
why the To Be Determined avatars look like thiago silva

When will Anderson Silva fuck off for good? So tired of his horseshit

>>75722235
This. It's not him. Springsbro would take a bullet for this place. Let him Rest In Peace.

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>>75722233
Yeah probably, I legit wonder if Woodley has any real fans and not people just shitposting.

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>>75722235
>Springsbro
Opinion discarded

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>>75722326
Andrade a cute

>>75722295
I tired guys

>>75722305
>For sure I've been a Masvidal fan since strikeforce my guy

LOL @ you bandwagoners

>>75722187
>>S-s-size trumps great defensive grappling.
It does.
You keep on assuming that Masvidal's scrambling is going to translate to 170 and its just not mate, and its going to be exposed either by Maia or by Woodley.
>In fact you don't seem very interested in actually talking about anything that isn't bending over to Woodley.
lol what are you doing then? Woodley doesn't have to throw volume at all to de insentivise people, just look at the wonderboy fight. And if Masvidal isn't worried about getting taken down by Woodley then he clearly isn't doing his job right. You're delusional.

>>75722295
Agreed. He's not good anymore. He's not fun to watch. He's also a cheating hue.

Who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>75722385
For me? It's Megan Olivi.

>>75722385
None of them, you weirdo.

>>75722326
why did she violate shabbyposter?

>>75722235
I think he got a 30 day vacation. Might've even gotten his pass revoked! How unfortunate!

>>75722305
>>75722233
Literally not a fan, but you fanboys are so up your own asses with this spic that its going to be hillarious to watch you all get BTFO next week. If Woodley's power and threat of the take down can stop wonderboy from throwing much volume than I guarantee you he can do the same to masvidal, as well as the possibility of completely sparking him out at any point in the fight.

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>>75722385

>>75722448
Very sad!

>>75722448

He's literally posting ITT as we speak you goofs.

>p-please give me another you GODvidal fans

No.

>>75722454
Wonderboy has no scrambling ability, he just held on to a shitty half guard in the first round of the first fight, Masvidal is always moving, always creating space, always looking to get his hips out from under his opponent

>>75722448
Or he's studying for finals along with spergop

>Tfw haven't been in college for 2 years and May was the worst month of the year

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>yfw Thickenzie wins da superb owl

>>75718546
Jessica Andraj is literally free money

Cap this.

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>>75722470
Let's give him a Big Brown shoutout

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