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first for brick hands man

also
>NEWS. It's official. Jay Cutler has been hired by @nflonfox . Will join Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis in the booth this season.

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Pay respects by pressing F burrs fans

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>mfw idiot burrs fans ran him out of town and won't have anyone nearly as good at QB for at least a decade

You fags took him for granted so much. Can't wait to laugh at you when Trubs is an absolute bust.

>>75717878
t. jay cutler

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PATRIOTS WON THE SUPERBOWL AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

>>75717894

I'm tbqhonestly tired of people saying the Falcons blew a 28-3 lead.

What actually happened was Tom Brady, aka the GOAT, mustard up the heart and will power to emerge victorious. It was all Tom and there wasn't anything anyone could do to stop it.

>>75717781
n-never stop believing

>>75718010
I'm a huge Pats fag, and it was both desu. The Falcons made every mistake and miscalculation they could after the 3rd quarter. But Brady was the only QB who could have come back. Even Rogers would have frozen up.

>>75717781
>burrs kick out their stat leader and possibly best QB they've ever really had
>pay mike fucking Glennon 15 mil a year
>trade 2 3rd round and a 4th round to move up a whopping 1 pick to take a meme QB 2nd overall

You're the new Browns and you'll be stuck in the QB carousel for years now.>>75717878

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>>75718151
>possibly best QB they've ever really had

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>>75718010

> mustard up the heart

Finally a real nfl general

>>75718450
>Dak
>Great
Stopped right there, this meme needs to die

>>75718450
hi tiki

>>75718666
Dak was great, Satan

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Is Tom Brady elite?

>>75718202
Don't think so hard. The burrs have never had a good qb

>>75718666
>I didn't watch a single cowgirls game

Dak was great

>>75718765
Literally this, apart from Cutler (who was above average) the only other Bears QB with recognition is Jim McMahon and thats simply cos he won the owl.

>>75718430
The difference is Flacco wouldn't sink his team playing with Matt Forte, Martellus Bennett, Alshon Jeffrey and Brandon Marshall

>>75718151
>possibly best QB they've ever had

That's Jim McMahon. Jay Cutler had some alright seaasons but he absolutely sank the team in 08, 09, 12 and 14. Jay Cutler wasted those great Bears defence's by failing to play complimentary football and always forcing shit instead of managing a football game like you're supposed to. Cutler didn't have to play small ball to do it but you look at his career fumbles and picks while he was in Chicago It's absolutely astounding he even lasted as long as he did

Fun Fact: Bears 2012 defence actually had more fumble/pick return Touchdowns than either the 85 or 86 Bears

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Happy Cinco de Mayo muchachos.

>>75718850
>Great bears defense
Wut? He was never there with urlacher. You can't lay sexy rexy Grossman on cutlets legacy. The bears defense was like above average a few years with Cutler and then utter garbage after they fired Lovie. McMahon was literally Alex Smith if Alex Smith had the luxury of playing with a top 5 all time RB, a great o line, and the biggest one year meme d of all time.

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What did he mean by this?

>>75719067
clearly the nig is going to steal something like usual
in this case condiments

>>75718991
>He was never there with Urlacher

Ah so you don't actually watch football? You could have just said so

>biggest one year meme d of all time

Except the Bears 86 defence was arguably better

Be completely honest, and take into account your team's draft, off-season moves, and their record last season
What are your expectations for you team this year and the records you think they will have

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>>75719199
#(ERs winning 1 game this season
cap it fagits

>>75719199
Vikings will meme there way to the second round of the playoffs

>>75719199
I'm hoping >my Chargers have at least an 8-8 record.

I don't expect anything other than heartbreak and a rollercoaster of emotions.

>>75719113
I guess he was technically on the team but he was injured a lot from 08 to 12 which is why I don't remember him then. He missed a whole season in that stretch and struggled with other injuries. That defense wasn't "great" at least not in an all time sense outside of their sb run.
>>75719113
Maybe they memed for two years but the 46 stack 8 in the box every play is a meme.

>>75719199
expecting Eagles to go somewhere from 8-8 to 10-6, hopefully someone steps up at corner until Sidney gets up to speed

>>75719199
9-7

I absolutely love all the pieces we have on defence now don't get me wrong but I'm sick of Ozzie not putting any pieces around Flacco on offence then wondering why we only score like 35 TDs a season. I'll be more optimistic once we sign Nick Mangold

>>75719067

he's planning to jerk off in the movie theater despite the amount of other people in there

>>75719199
Bears 4-12 to 7-9 depending on how the secondary pans out.

>>75719254
Bears defence 2010 and 2012 was a top 10 unit

It doesn't matter anyway he was always an overrated piece of shit and it pisses me off I used to defend him before 2014

>>75719271
Ozzie can't draft receivers for shit, he's better picking up old ones in the FA.

He's great drafting Oline in any round, but they still need to address the center needs.

It wasn't an stellar draft, but I think it was good enough to provide a 10 win season, ignoring any injuries.

>>75719403
>ignoring any injuries

Oh dear did you forget what team we support? Ravens are always an interesting team to watch because I feel like we change so much from season to season but if we can't put together a playoff run this year I feel like Harbaugh will be on the hot seat more than Ozzie will and It's crap

>>75719297
Jay is an interesting case to be sure. I'm not so sure he had decent oc outside of Adam gase for a year. All his passing plays at Chicago seemed to be based on deep ball or check down to forte and he checked down a lot. Idk I'm conflicted because it always seemed like his coach was calling plays like it was Madden.

>>75719444
The FO doesn't really have an excuse now that Bengals seem to be out of the division.

Harbaugh is a weird coach, not sure if he deserves to be on the hot seat, to be fair, ever since the mutiny I have questioned his authority as a HC. Ozzie isn't even near the hot seat, sure he hasn't been on point lately, but he's still miles better than most GMs out there.

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>>75719199
Make the playoffs again.

Actually win this time because we're playing a team with a not that great offense, lose in the divisional round when we meet an elite WB because our defense isn't ready yet.

11-5

>>75719591
Na m8 Bengals look like division favorites right now imo. Their offence looks like It's gonna be nasty

Only thing I don't like with Harbaugh is that he has kept Dean Pees around so long.. Dude is a terrible DC the Patriots had their worst years defensively in the Belichick era when he took over 05-09 under him and so far we've had our worst years under him 2012 onwards. We could have had either Wade Philips in 2014 or Jim Scwartz in 2015 if we had kicked him to the curb. Hell I'd take a Rex Ryan reunion over Dean Pees

I want to type all the shit I hate about Ozzie but the list is just too long. I don't mind his approach to team building but all the mediocre/shit draft picks, terrible second contracts, trading Boldin ugh I'm just over people telling me he's a great GM especially other Ravens fans

Derek Carr is a really nice guy.

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The Raiders will go 11-5 and win the AFC West

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>>75719199
>Optimistic Browns fan

Slight improvements but nothing drastic. Stronger run game with improved o-line and playbook experience. Whoever starts at QB (hopefully kessler (hopefully he can stay healthy)) needs to get some kind of a passing game going in order for it to flourish. Even if it's just check-downs. Gregg Williams and new signings on D will improve defense but nothing drastic since first year in new scheme.

Overall I'd say 4-5 wins closer to the end of the season with a moderate amount of close games in the middle. The team will start to come together and things will start clicking. Hopefully...

ravens

michigan lions

>>75719753
Pees still being there is bullshit, watching Kubiack win the SB along with Phillips made me think "That could've been Baltimore".

I think the Boldin trade was more of a Harbaugh think, there's a reason why Pollard blasted him last season.

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>>75719821
Derek Carr was exposed on Thursday night football in Arrowhead. He broke his own leg to avoid playing more games because he was so shook

>>75719864
>The Chiefs were exposed on January 4th 2014 in Lucas Oil Stadium. They lose to the Steelers and Patriots to avoid playing more playoff games because they were so shook.

>>75719856
Pollard is just salty about not being brought back after 2012 I think so I ignore everything he says about Harbs

As for the Boldin trade that wasn't on John. Ozzie said in a video earlier this year I think it was either there post season presser or FA presser that if they "didn't trade Boldin they wouldn't have been able to sign Dumervil and Daryl Smith. I don't think it made us a worse football team"

Such crap. Boldin made our offence so much better the 3 years he was here and we traded him for a 6th round pick despite him wanting to retire here and not wanting that much money if you look at the contract extension he signed with the 49ers after the trade. Maybe he's right we couldn't have signed Dumervil but outside of 2014 he wasn't nearly worth his contract and Daryl Smith barely cost us anything. The reason we didn't have money for all 3 even is because he massivley overpaid Rice, Webb and Pitta. I always go back and compare Rice's contract to what Forte and Lynch got and It's just ridiculous he paid him so much instead of letting him walk

>>75719864
>losing a playoff game via 5 FGs

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the 14 youngest players in the draft (that we know of), all aged 20

eagles, saints, browns, and panthets drafted two of them

I have a feeling something big will happen today.

Get ready for bombshell news.

>>75719941
To be fair, Daryl Smith and Dumervil were key pieces during their tenure in Baltimore, not to mention Steve Smith Sr was as serviceable as Boldin.

Boldin was great, but the supporting cast (including the Oline) also helped him become the 3rd down monster that he was. Baltimore hasn't been able to even emulate a decent Oline in recent seasons, which is directly reflected in the lack of running game. I don't think Boldin being there would have made things much better.

So I was born and raised in So Cal with no team to support. Since recently all I really follow are the pats and the vikings. Now that we have two teams, Ive decided to become a fan of a local team however im unsure which.

Im a Dodgers and a Kings fan so I dont want to root for the Anaheim equivalent team. Which of the two is it?

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>>75720040
The Chicago White Sox

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>>75720040
Also go dodgers

>>75720040
san diego - if you want to be the only fan
rams - if you want to be the only fan

>>75720070
which team do I root for to become culturally enriched?

>>75720040
Go Raiders, no point in rooting for Chargers or Rams, chances are they won't be in LA for long.

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>>75720040
save yourself the pain and suffering and root for the certified cholo/angelino team

but if you really want to cheer for the local team go for the rams

they won't be good for the next few years but I'm positive the FO will get booted out and someone will come in to save that franchise from damnation whereas spanos will have a good team for a few years then dog shit the next decade or two

>>75720040
>born and raised in So Cal
>pats and the vikings

>>75720096
cincy or baltimore

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>>75720104
>>75720111
I was considering hopping on the raiders wagon, I really like Derek Carr
thanks guys a bunch heres some ass

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>Cutler went Romo just after Romo went Romo and went to the opposite broadcasting company for NFL game

>>75720126
You truly dont have any clue what it was like to grow up here the past 20 years
In highschool it was a lot of fun I had friends all supporting different teams da bants were enjoyable.
Even now theres a huge variety of >fans down here in the san bernadino area

>>75720166
So, is Cutler really retiring?
Might be the only one who thinks this, but I think he's a solid starter,

>>75720176
>You truly dont have any clue what it was like to grow up here the past 20 years
Yes, I'm sure it was very hard just randomly choosing a team and running with it. Kys

>>75720166
Who's the bigger Romo: Cutler or Romo?

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>be white reciever
>cuck NFL analysts only describe you as "white", they cant wait to describe you as white
>youre not shifty, fast, agile, productive, great catcher, versatile, tall, short, instinctive
>youre just white
>mfw they only care about race
why is this racism allowed?

>>75720187
in one of the weakest QB classes ever teams decide to avoid cutler for whatever reason

he isn't even bad by any means

>>75720334
I've heard he's toxic in the locker room. Teams that need a QB don't need that bullshit...I know my Browns don't.

>>75720423
The Browns wouldn't be a team to sign Cutler, retard. Only a team that is ready to contend would take a chance with him, and I doubt any of them want to risk it.

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>>75719199
12-4. first seed
the secondary players have a huge rebound since randall, rollins, and gunter can sit out when injured and not forced to play and/or force safeties into the CB spot. King and House have bring some much needed speed and talent. Defense sits at top 15, secondary at top 20 mark
Offense is in the top 3 all season, shredding every defense for at least 30 points

>>75720471
delusional

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Makes one ponder

>>75720166
cutler will probably end up being a lot more fun to listen to broadcast
/ourguy/ will let his apathetic and self-depreciating humor shine

>>75718010
>It was all Tom

You Bradyfags are the absolute worst. What about what the defense did? James white? The jew?

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>>75720479
12-4 is a delusional record for the packers? really?

>>75720521
top 15 defense for the current Packers under Dom Capers is the definition of delusional. Enjoy 10-6 and a second round exit where you give up 30+ points.

>>75720538
put your trip back on, Sneak

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>>75720521
>did m-mike gain weight?

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So Elliot Harrison's NFL()com Post-Draft 2017 POWER RANKINGS are out:

1. Patriots ( I luv u GOAT!)
2. Falcons ( RIP i say bc best coach Shanahan gone)
3. Raiders of Las Vegas
4. Steelers
5. Packers
6. Cowboys
7. Giants of NY (fell down)
8. Chiefs
9. Buccaneers ( jew math I say wtf?)
10. Seahawks
11. Dolphins
12. Titans
13. Lions
14. Broncos
15. Redskins
16. Texans
17. Cardinals
18. Eagles ( wtf?)
19. Panthers
20. Colts
.
.
29. Bears
30. 49ERS ( San Francisco cocksuckers)
31. Browns ( rose up)
32. Jets

This guy gets tons of attention and respect, is he right?

If your team is not in Top 20 he is basically saying you are shit, or still shit( Browns).

>>75720543
I'm starting to sympathize with you. Packerfags are so delusional on here when the organization still has so many problems. I saw about 50 articles praising Ted Thompson as a genius after a pretty whatever draft.

>tfw sometimes I just go onto back pages and jerk off to the girls

Anyone else do this?

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>>75720581
>not using craigslist
hardly anyone's on backpages m8

>>75720563
Literally the worst trip I have ever seen on this site.

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>>75719199
11 - 5 at best
9 - 7 worst

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>>75720563
>3. Raiders of Las Vegas
I thank that harrison isn't being a cuck about conley

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>>75720538
only 30+ points? they need to do a lot better than that to win with the offense the packers are going to have next year
and to be fair the majority of the issues last year regarding secondary came from injuries. When you have 3 sophomore CBs with leg injuries and force them to play through it because of depth, it isn't going to be pretty. They had to pull safeties to play corner more than several games, which just thinned out the safety depth too

>>75720604
What since when? Seems to me like there are more on back pages than Craigslist. Plus the girls on Craigslist look like real gutter trash usually.

>>75720494
Thank god the Ravens resigned Brandon Williams.

>>75720521
Incredibly. Det and Min aren't pushovers you can bank on sweeping anymore. Chi is a complete unknown but probably terrible so you get a few gimmies out of them.

Otherwise your entire D is shit outside of memethews who is getting old, slow, and less productive.

Really really likes women man is a great QB, no doubt, but the rest of the team is astoundingly average. Rodgers can't throw his way to a W every game without some help, which he sure as fuck isn't getting enough of this season to net 12 wins.

10-6 is much more realistic. It really comes down to how it happens with Det and Min. Both of those teams are capable of pulling the upset and sweeping the packers, even. Especially since Det doesn't have some bullshit winter game in your frozen hicktown hellhole.

>>75720604
>>75720629
Are we talking about """escorts"""?
Craigslist cracked down on that a while ago and the dating sections were mostly for legit stuff
Backpage had an escorts section, but that got shut down a few months ago as the owners are in legal trouble
Backpage still has escorts in the dating section. Although the dominatrix ads are mostly gone now and there hasn't been a good site to take those over yet :(

eBackpage is moving to become a replacement and is a clone of Backpage, but it's still a little small

>>75720604
Enjoy getting murdered

>>75720573
To be fair the draft wasn't terrible. Just one too many RBs. WR is kinda iffy in the future. How much longer can Nelson play at an elite level? Stuff about Cobb, Adams is Adams. Geronimo is a based name and maybe he'll be one to step up next season. After Hyde left we have no depth in safety outside our starters, so drafting Jones makes sense after addressing our most glaring need first. Overall I'd give the draft a B-, but this is all before seeing what players like King will be like in the league.

Also it's the Sneak cycle at work.

>point out flaws and why they're not a serious SB contender yet
>oh shut up Sneak your team makes the playoffs every year you know how many teams would kill for that
>packers lose in the playoffs in exceedingly humiliating fashion
>wow Sneak you were right all along Packers do suck

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Friendly reminder that the Patriots will go 18-1 again and win the Super Bowl

>>75720729
There are just too many holes for Rodgers to keep things sailing smoothly imo. Ted keeps letting valuable linemen and DBs go in the offseason, the pass rush is still mediocre at best, and you're relying a lot on draftees to make your secondary less of a sieve. The offense will probably be alright with the current talent, but it's meaningless if the D can never get a stop.

>>75720719
I have a friend who writes reviews for escorts/massage parlors. Guy hasn't even been near that stuff, but they pay him for making up reviews.

>>75720563
Ravens will bounce back, that defense is going to be scary.

>>75720719
I still see plenty of "companions" on backpages. Never heard of that other clone you mentioned.

New bread

>>92421

>>75720040
Anaheim equivalent would be Chargers. They're HQd in Costa Mesa. The Rams are HQd somewhere in the Valley so they'd be more LA.

>>75720815
kys you dumb /bant/ faggot

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>The LOB will return for one last year

This is it.

>>75720769
>Ravens

He has them ranked 21 right now. Down a bit after draft. But the power rankings change as season progresses.

>>75720605

Dont hate me bc my ass is beautiful.

Or if you are a Jets or 49ers fan. They are his expert rankings.

>>75720775
Yeah Backpage still has a lot on the dating section, the whole dating section is just escorts. But the official escorts section got shut down, and the site owners are in legal trouble so the whole site might go down soon.
And the domination/fetish section got shut down too, and the "dating" section just has escorts mostly, the dominatrixes are just gone
eBackpage will hopefully grow and hopefully their owners aren't idiots. BP owners are on pimping charges etc because they actively promoted prostitution, instead of just sitting back and letting it happen

>>75720984
>go check out thos website
>has an escort section

Idk anon. Its not looking too great for them..

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>>75720660
the packers that were 4-6 weren't the packers that ran the table. I'm not kidding. Nelson was coming off an ACL injury and took maybe 6 games to get to full speed. Eddie lacy went out on injury really early in the season, and there was a couple week stretch before they converted ty montgomery and acquired christine michael. It is no surprise that jared cook being out correlated with a 4-6 record and an 8 game win streak, he has been so important to the packer's offense during the playoff run. The packers started several special teams WRs and a few rookies, there was no consistency at the WR spot, and the run game was garbage. Stil averaged more than ~23 ppg for the first 12 games

>Det and Min aren't pushovers you can bank on sweeping anymore
did you even see MIN last year? when they went 5-0 with a new QB, the packers played it to the last possession. Look at the game near the end of the season, the packers destroyed their defense with 38 points, being the only team to break 300 passing yards against them. Vikings gonna get swept next year.
DET played a lot of their games close, but they didn't win a single game against any of the ~6 playoff teams they faced. Even when the packers were sucking, they put up 32 points against them (without ty montgomery or jared cook), still averaging ~23 ppg until about week 14. Packers then handily beat them 31-24 in week 17, not even close. DET could get maybe 1 upset tops
>Otherwise your entire D is shit
bottom-of-the-league-shit or anybody-who-isn't-top-5-shit? I would argue the latter

the only defensive player they lost is hyde, who Jones will hopefully be able to replace. They only added depth at CB. The defense is still wiener, but it isn't going to get worse. They sorted out the offense issues that plagued them the first 8 games of the season, and upgraded at the most important position for them last year: TE.
Look at the last 9 games they played, this is a team that can go 12-4 easily

>>75720979
This is getting pretty old, Mayo.

>>75720521
The fudge packers won't even break .500 this season

>>75720554
For some reason I want lime kool aid now

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rip cutler

he was actually somewhat above average when he wasn't playing the Packers

>>75720521
Didn't Tomlin have a backup Tomlin too?

>>75719753
>Na m8 Bengals look like division favorites right now imo

Not with the historically bad O-line they're about to have. Steelers will win the division as per usual

Analysts are claiming that the Lions had the worst draft

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>>75721217
he did come through playing against the packers, in lambeau field, on thanksgiving, during farve's retirement.
>mf seeing that game

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>Cowboys
>Top 5 offense
>Top 10 defense
>Dak and Zeke will fight for MVP
>Playoff win(s)
>11+ wins

http://m.raiders.com/news/article-1/Raiders-Announce-Undrafted-Free-Agent-Signings/5a719ac0-ebd7-40c8-bbfe-9266c5d3c3c2


Raiders got a another Woodson...sort of

>>75721381
You forgot
>one and done

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>>75721405
this thbqhwuf

>>75721405
Can't be one and done when I have them as
>playoff win(s)
You retard

Cowboys winning their first playoff game after the Romo era

>>75721434
Fine
>one and done
>one and done
>playoff win
>one and done

Happy?

>>75721434
What if Romo curses them by calling their games, that'd be funny

>>75721449
>this wishful thinking
Just like libs before the election lol

>>75719199
Lions
11-5 at best

8-8 at worst

>>75721273
>historically bad

keep telling yourself that. even if it is bad, it won't make as big of a difference as people think, plenty of teams thrive despite having a bad offensive line. It'll be even easier for a team with as much talent on offense as the Bengals have, and a QB in Dalton who has the quickest release in the league. All you have to do is spread the defense out with all of our weapons. Make them declare who's coming for the QB and who's dropping into coverage. The combination of Ross and Green will force safeties to stay back, thus limiting coverages. That will open things up for Eifert, Boyd, Gio, and Mixon.

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>>75721434
hmmmmmm

>>75721501
>failures of past regimes are indicative to the future
Stop living in the past

>>75721501
Kek. The streak has to stop at some point r..right?

>>75721596
They are as soon as they become trends.

>>75721611
If Vegas is anything to go by, yep that streak will be ending real soon

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>>75721596
>stop living in the past
>cowfags always talking about "muh 90s dynasty"
hmmmmm

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>If Vegas is anything to go by

>>75721642
Look at the trends of the last 5 years instead since that's what should be going by. Trend is, Cowboys have one of the youngest teams in the league that also happen to be among the most dominant at their individual positions and now with a young dominant RB and a ROTY QB that has set rookie records, trend looks good.

NFCCG within the next few years

>>75721651
vegas said cowboys were the favorites to beat the packers

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>>75721486
Give me one reason why the Lions don't start 1-7

>>75721718
Please stop poking holes in his narrative.

>>75721697
Trend is one and done, miss playoffs, one and done, miss playoffs, etc.

Won't deny that they're a good team tho.

>>75721725
saints and minnesota
maybe arizona

>>75721690
>be me
>talking about the cowboys future
>some casual fairweather newfag comes up and brings up the past
>get rightfully called out on it
>begins to deflect
Stop living in the past

>>75721741
Tiki, you don't have to write this fanfiction where you're the hero all the time. Just go outside, and do something worthwhile. It'll feel just as good, I promise.

>>75721741
>Stop living in the past

The ironing is delicious.

>>75721740
I'm still confused why people think David Johnson isn't going to shit on them

Who has the gif of Cutler knocking away a mic during a presser?

>>75721784
because bruce arians is too stubborn to focus more on building the offense around johnson

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>>75721094

>Mayo

This Mayo must have seriously raped some of yous. For such lamentations and PTSD that some of you liberal trannies think that he/she is I.

And sorry that Harrisons Power Rankings triggered you so 49ers or Jets fan.

But I welcome you honoring me as his great replacement Alpha.

For I am Spartan.

>>75721718
So? That's why they are called odds.

>>75721813
This is really fucking sad, Mayo.

>>75721813
Post forehead with timestamp

>>75721813
but are you still a nigger?

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>>75721819
>says vegas is an indicator of cowboy's success
>anon calls out that the cowboys were favorites to beat the packers
>packers lose
>s... so?
this much damage control

>>75721873
>packers win
inb4 grammar argument

>>75721739
No, the trend is, make playoffs one and done first year (already happened) then win playoff game this year, then win two the next, all the way until superbowl win

>>75721813
This shit is so fucking cringeworthy

>>75721873
>Vegas has cowboy odds winning superbowl higher and higher since 2011
>Tied for 4th best odds right now
Let me reiterate, if Vegas is anything to go by odds are looking good for the Cowboys. That streak will be ending real soon. NFCCG appearance before 2019

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>>75721897
If this is a trend, that means the Stoolers will win the Owl this year

>>75721942
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75719199
Panthers
best: 11-5
worst: 8-8
last year was a fluke

>>75721937
>if Vegas is anything to go by
It isn't, everyone here has refuted you countless times on that. Why are you still posting about it?

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>>75721960
>(F)Luke Kuechley

>>75721990
>one of the top LBs in the league
>fluke
really if he doesn't get concussed again like he does every season they should have a top tier defense

>>75720554
He must have eaten a cornerback.

>>75721897
>point A: first round playoff exit
>...

I fail to see a trend

>>75721725
Stafford's hand is no longer injured

Defense was bolstered

Secondary was bolstered

Offensive line is rapidly improving

The only losses I see are the Falcons and Packers, maybe.

Can Luke Keuchly shut down Greg Olsen? Can Olsen beat Keuchly.? Also they're 2 of the 3 white guys on the panthers

>>75722078
giants, falcons, steelers, and packers will be losses for sure
carolina maybe

>>75721725
cause the Saints suck, the Giants are inconsistent, and the Falcons can literally not recover from the Super Bowl loss

>>75722078
>Counts out the Stoolers
>teleports behind you
Heh... nice try, kid.

What should I do with my AP jersey /sp/?

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>>75721832
>>75721863

So you trannies can fap to me?

>>75721864

And no. I respect black people. Hate niggas/nig nogs/ghetto thugs though. As all humans should.

But I am neither. Im latino. A Person of The Colours(POC) liberals might say.

>>75721923

>me looking at you as I revel in your wonder

>>75721725
Arizona is broken and will rebuild after this season
Giants never have a solid start
Atlanta might win
Minnesota is the bengals of the NFC North , they don't upgrade and stay the same with their aging slowing veterans
Carolina might win but that oline is dogshit
NO will lose

>>75722197
Mayo, this kind of roleplaying really isn't healthy. I could try and find you some outside help if it's really this bad, but this seems like a cry for attention, really.

>>75722239
my back hurts

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>>75722197
>Im latino
ugh
worse than a fucking nigger

>>75722197
>Cinco De Mayo

>>75722250
way to fail

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>his QB didn't make the top 10 jersey sales list

cowboys/patriots/seahawks/packers/panthers fans, good job. rest of the NFL, are you even trying?

>>75721396
>a 219lb LB

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>>75722263

Says the liberal tranny atheist beta with no Patriotism or love for country.

I bet you could not even recite the Pledge Of Allegiance, or National Anthem. While I have True Patriot love.

>>75722045
>miss playoffs in 2015
>make playoffs in 2016 but one and done
>make playoffs in 2017 and win playoff game
>and so on

>>75722383
>wearing another mans name on your shirt

>>75722263
This dude isn't even worth typing a response to. Don't waste your energy, bud.

Reminder if you wear any other mans name on your shirt that doesn't have at least 3 of these 4 requirements then you are a massive cuck:
- older than you
- HoFer
- won a championship
- been on your team longer than 10 years

>>75722289

Kek

>>75722500
>having requirements for being a proper cuck
Does your bull have his own shed as well, or does he live in the house and you live in the shed?

>>75722412
I want you to die a slow painful death you leaf fuck

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Haven't been to /nfl/ in a while, why is there a Canadian roleplaying as a /pol/ American in here?

>>75722592
It's just Mayo

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>>75722455

You are literally typing a response to somebody else, about MY response while white knighting on your gallant steed at same time... Are you literally retarded??? A liberal? Or a Falcons fan???

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>>75722592
>Canadian
well there is your reason

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>>75722500
so most cowfags are cucks because most of them have romo jerseys?

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>>75722435
>wearing this jersey

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>>75722592

>>75722651
just like all those cucks in cam, wentz, etc etc etc jerseys

>>75722702
So everyone is a cuck? Why do you even post at this point, everything after that trip is always hypocritical garbage.

>>75722702
yeah cam wentz truly suck don't know why anyone bought into the hypes around them

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Daily reminder

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>>75722592

I literally grew up in the States. And more American/Western than you in form and Action my nigga.

Shouldn't you be out crying about White Supremacy, the wage gap, or cultural appropriation and hoping the Falcons win it for the rappers/culture again?

>>75722732
>So everyone is a cuck
Did I say everyone? the fuck outta here stop replying to me if you have no reading comprehension

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>>75719199
This is guaranteed to be my face most fourth quarters this season.

>>75722768
god damn

>>75722768
McKayla Maroneys' Mom

>>75722803
I literally don't get why you keep posting here man. No one likes you, you post the most delusional stuff about your team, and you disappear after the Cowboys are knocked out every season anyway. Heck you've already dipped out of /mlb/ and it's April.

Do you actually enjoy being shit on? Do you enjoy people telling you that you're retarded and that you should fuck off? Or do you actually think that you're well-received on here or something? I personally can't fathom it.

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>>75722853
Nah, do love a good Gymnasts arse though. (Or really any bird with a big tooter in those stretchy trousers.

>>75722768

She wants his sperms.

>>75722917
2 spoopy

>>75722432
I remember when Clots thought they were making a Superbowl because Luck went a further round in the playoffs each of his first 3 season
they at least had playoff wins to back their delusion

>>75722917

> tooter

about the least sexy word for ass I have yet heard

>>75722856
who gives a fuck stop being an obsessed nerd posting the same shit at me. You are lower than me and your opinions mean less than mine.

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>>75722966
>Luck won more playoff games his first 3 years in the league than Tony Romo did in his entire career
can't make it up

>>75722435
What if we share a last name?
what if I put MY last name on a Jersey?

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>>75722986
>he doesn't have cute-girl-tooting-from-her-pooper fetish

>>75723005
>my wife's jersey

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>>75723014
>he sexually objectifies objects (women) rather than complex concepts

brainlet

>>75723046
No I mean, If a certain player has my last name, my first name can also be a last name

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>>75723061
>tfw you're trying to build your spaceship to go home but an NFL team drafts you and now you can afford all the parts you want

>>75722966
They were also in an way easier division than the Cowboys and got to get free wins from the Bengals and Chiefs. Cowboys also have a more complete team. Cowboys are winning a playoff game(s) this season

>>75723071
Looks like a black ssj3 when they lose their eye brows

>>75718450
this has cowboys fan all over it

>>75723198
how so

>>75722019
He retired....

>>75723071
/r/ing someone shop eyebrows on him

Maybe he isn't that weird looking

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>>75723502
>6 and a half months in ms paint

>>75720573
I think thompson got a lot of depth in the draft as well as a couple starters possibly. Not every draft is going to be a home run.

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>>75723077

>>75723071
Ayylmao

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>>75722383

>Cam Newton Jersey

I hope his shoulder is healed and wish him well, but why would anybody get a Cam Newton jersey? The leagues crybaby to Goodell.

i can understand the rest.

His Jersey is always leftover at the stores. As sad as his dumb wannabe tough Yogurt commercial.

If I was a Panthers fan, i would buy a Christian McCaffrey jersey before Cam's.

>My Gronk Jersey

>>75723824
>inb4 millions of mad pat fans about that raiders hat

>>75719199
>Browns
6 to 8 wins, maybe 9 if they luck their asses into a few FG battles.

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>>75723579

>>75723922
it's gonna be the other way around dude. Raidniggers get most uppity about Pats shit

>>75717878

Burrs haven't had a good quarterback since pic related.

>>75724084
>Raidniggers get most uppity about Pats shit
because the tuck rule is about the patrioits and not the officiating?

raider fans don't give a shit about the pats it was never raiders vs the pats

You have 10 seconds to give a brutally honest rating of your teams draft class

dredd 3d keeps on coming on the sci fi channel every day and I have watched it at least 3 times this week.
good movie.

Am I the only person slightly worried about Trubisky? I mean if the bears are right then the only team in the conference without a franchise QB is gonna be the vikings.
and teams with franchise QBs just get to build through the draft every year once they have the position set to build around.

I mean it just didnt make sense and was seemingly such a dumb move. so much risk for that guy that Im actually worried about it being some crazy like a fox move and trubisky goes on to become a top 10 QB.

The only reason Kaepernick isn't on a team right now is because racism is alive and well in America

>>75724248
So what explains teams drafting and signing so many black players?

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>>75724248

>>75724248
I wish that was the reason.

>>75724267
they aren't playing activist for the advancement of black kind

>>75724352
As they shouldn't. They're playing to play football.

>>75724367
There are more important things than football.

>>75724409
No, there isn't.

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>>75724248

>Kaepernick

No. Its because he sucks at what he gets paid for. And is not worth >10 million/year he cost. And he is not worth the cancer egotistical retarded politics that rich white guy was brainwashed by his retarded BlackLiesMatter dumb GF.

Now if he only cost 1 million, maybe tried out as a backup again. But at his shit play, and extreme cost, and retard distraction... I dont rhink even our CFL would take him for 1 million Canadian pesos.

>>75724420
Yes there are, teams are just too racist to let a black man be the leader of their team. Having blacks represented at the QB position is important for social mobility im this country as it will give black kids a role model yhat shows what they can accomplish if they put their minds to it

>>75724478
Nope. Football is all there is.

>>75719199
Titans go 10-6, win AFC South, lose in first round of playoffs

>>75723824
>logo on the hat AND the visor

Holy shit that's one ugly raiders hat

>>75724478
Reverting the bait on your comment, black QBs have become a meme among serious NFL fans.

This ain't the 70s. Nobody but the media cares about them.

>>75719199
I have this unrelenting fear that the Lions are doomed to be like the Lewis Bengals and play good enough in the regular season and then die horrifically in the playoffs. The team has a real GM but I still think has some weird Indian burial curse that will always have the throat of the team and its fans.

10-6 with a road wildcard loss to the Eagles.

>>75724084
Raiders made it to the super bowl the next season. Most raiders fans blame the NFL not the pats

>>75724424
this guy has it, it's not that his media circus doesn't matter, it's not that it's not possible for him to play good enough to get over that, the real problem is that getting his level of play along with his extra baggage just costs too much when added on with the pay and team status he's looking for. as a super cheap backup I think many more teams would say he's worth taking a look at.

but then if that happened SJWs would still have a problem with it, saying that being who he is devalues him as a person in the eyes of the NFL, yadda yadda.

>>75724661
they made it to the super bowl on a go for broke scheme with a ton of veterans to try to compensate for what happened the season prior though, after they got beaten the whole core of their team basically was gone. quite a few with just retirements alone iirc

that combined with al davis getting old and senile plunged them immediately into a dark age for a decade. there are many raiders fans who believe that if the 01 run wasn't "stolen" from them, they would have till been a top-tier AFC franchise the whole time. as far as "what if" scenarios go though I call bullshit on that one because that wouldn't have stopped al from being crazy.

>>75724683
Yup. It isn't just one thing. It's all of it combined. He was a Harbaugh/Frank Gore/run-option babby for a while. Then Harbaugh left and things deteriorated around him, exposing him for the meme he was (and still is). Then he gets supplanted by Blaine Gabbert (Blaine FUCKING Gabbert, who couldn't cut it in Jacksonville) and starts the whole anthem protest for BLM. And people wonder why teams don't want him.

>>75720040

The chargers are the Anaheim team. Go rams!

>>75724633

The one on the hat is silvery shiny though. 3D Chromy. Special edition 2017 Draft day hats.

But yes, would look 100% way better without the one on the visor.

>>75724723
harbaww is it hot as africa already where you are?
Im fucking hating how hot it is already.

are the Titans going to be an actually competent threat this year? is this the year they start being taken seriously?
they have all the talent. and lord knows they have the easiest division. could they make the playoffs?
I cant even picture how mariota played last year. Im gonna have to watch a titans game on youtube now.

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>>75722197
>latino

And I thought you couldn't be a worse person

>>75723077
>Cowboys are winning a playoff game(s) this season
wow knocking the lions or redskins out of the wildcard round

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Post a very conservative prediction for Leonard Fournette

I'll start

>He'll run for 1,100 yards at worst as the Jags cruise to 11-5 on Jalen Ramsey and the defense

>>75722986
"Check out the turd cutter on that one aceman"

>>75725326
1050-1150 yards, 3.9-4.2 y/a

solid pick

>>75725326
I played high school football with Jalen. That nigga bisexual

Also the Jags will go 7-9

>>75725296
lol we all know you're like 30yo used goods

Titans will win the AFC South

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>>75725410
Yeah everyone's pretty aware that Jalen Ramsey is either gay or bisexual but that doesn't take away from the fact that he's far and away the best CB in the division and low key elite as fuck

>>75723824
Get a tripcode so I can block you you faggot leaf

>>75718069
Truth.

The Greatriots capitalized on literally everything the Failcons did to blow the game. A lesser-coached team would've lost to ATL.

>>75718010
>mustard up the heart
>MUSTARD
MUSTARD
"Gulden Boy" Tom Brady MUSTARD UP THOSE HOT DOGGIN FALCOONS extra spicy brown mustard

>>75718069
low key Rodgers and Brady actually had very similar levels of offensive success against the Falcons

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>>75725501
Lol good luck stopping Mariota, Corey Davis, Murray, and Walker

>>75725437
In practice we always did 1-on-1's with the DB's (I was a receiver, played football at Colorado). I beat Jalen twice in a row and the third time Jen grabbed me by my shoulder pads amen threw me down. It was alpha

>>75725437
But yeah I'm dead serious about him liking dudes. He's weird in the locker room

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>>75725570
>Played receiver at Colorado
>Discussing Jaguars football

Sup Toney Clemons, haven't gotten pulled over for possessing illegal drugs again right?

>t. University of Colorado Campus police

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>>75725574
Are you implying he's not the fourth best QB behind Brady, Rogers, and Ryan

>>75725643
I don't know who that is senpai

>>75725629
Muscular

>>75725675
Doesn't matter, don't let me find out who you are Anon

>>75725296

>Rsiders hat

Because Carr is a good Christian lad. Because i support most people to overcome injuries and live up to their potential. And most importantly bc the Raiders left that liberal shithole that is Oakland and its feminist commie Mayor that broke promise to that team.

>>75725474

No. Call the police, or youtube heros instead you kumquat.

>>75725699
Just know that Jalen is both genetically gifted and a lowkey faggot

>>75725326
Ah the "the Jags will make the playoffs this year seriously" part of the offseason has arrived?

>>75725876
The Jags might finally make some headway towards the playoffs now that Coughlin is back.

But, I still wouldn't bet on it or expect it.

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lads, does our boy stand a chance at the US Open golf qualifier?

>>75725765
He is the best QB when it comes to red zone efficiency. He had an elite QBR last season.

And his only weapon was Delanie Walker, an old TE

>>75725904
The Jags are the eternal joke of the league

>>75725941
He should've thrown three picks against the Jags in week 16 with the playoffs on the line

Kid is never gonna get it.

>>75724123
lel

>>75725977
that's a funny way of spelling
>jest

>>75726021
>>75725977
Chargers and Eagles are worse

>>75725986
Again: check his red zone efficiency and QBR. He wasn't elite last season without elite weapons. He will be Tom Brady (with mobility) in 5 years

>>75726030
Not a chance. Jags and Jets are the worst franchises

>>75726030
I guess. But the Jets definitely have most miserable fanbase.

>>75726083
>QBR
>ESPN stats
post invalidated

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>>75726108

>>75725937
pro golfers that have been teamed up with him say he could go pro
I mean if your playing with PGA level talent and holding your own and sometimes even doing better than your PGA partner then yes, you have a shot at becoming a pro golfer. I dont care if its some celebrity doubles tournament.
>watching romo choke away a 6 stroke lead on the 18th in a playoff
would be great

>>75726286
>>75725937
There was a Jags punter recently who I saw kick ass at a celeb tournament. Then he sucked ass when he returned to the NFL the year before last.

>>75726286
>watching romo choke away a 6 stroke lead on the 18th in a playoff
there's precedent for it, never in a playoff though

What is worse.

Being a fan of a team that loses consistently

Being a fan of a mediocre team that occasionally makes the playoffs only to lose in the first round

Being a fan of a team that just lost the super bowl.

>>75726544
The middle.

>>75725937
BB >>75726551
is right. What do you think Tiger Woods' (the greatest golfer of all-time, fuck Jack Nicklaus) career has suddenly crashed and burned over the past few years from?