So what happens if they meet in the Champions League?

>>75715531
Salzburg will throw the game

They can't. You can't own two clubs in the same european competition

>>75715630
According to them these teams have different owners. That's the loophole they found so both teams can play in the CL.

>>75715531
The losing team gets eliminated

>>75715638
>two different owners
>who both work for the same company
Knowing UEFA they'll let them get away with it

>Salzburg
>qualifying for the CL
pick one

>>75715531
>tfw they will never play in the CL Final and then play NYRB in the Club World Cup

>>75715531
The fans will throw cans at each other

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Monster team when???

>>75715644
and they say Poles are stupid

>>75716113
this is the only correct answer

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>>75716131
>energy drinks rivalry match

>>75716131
>>75716246
>tfw literally drinking energy drink now

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>>75716131
monster should buy wolfsburg

>>75716131
>>75716290
>implying Trondheim NOS won't wreck them both

>>75716290
>>75716329
>implying Lucadogoretzade aren't winning the CL within the next decade

>>75716504
You mean Lucogatorazade

>>75716329
>>75716504
>75716574
>rondheim NOS
>Lucadogoretzade
>Lucogatorazade

??? what

>>75716290
topkek banter everybody else btfo

>>75715531

they both fuse and create a superheavy rockstar energy team

energy drink owners > sand coon owners

desu

>>75716596
Ah, you must be a fan of Rockstar Guimarães

*cracks open a chilled refreshing can of Rockstar*

aaaahhhhh just what I need to set me up for a long day of doing nothing

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>>75716504
>>75716574

our year la

>>75716653
one time I drank 8 cans of rockstar and my piss became flourescent green and smelled like rockstar. never got a can since

>>75716667

Drinking more than 2 makes me twitchy and unable to concentrate, can't even imagine what 8 (eight) would feel like

>>75716681
it was over the course of 20 or more hours, heart was racing and I felt exhausted yet awake at the same time

Multi-21

>>75716667
>>75716695
jesus christ gunter chill

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>>75716667
>>75716681
>>75716695
>drinking energy drinks ever

>>75716799
is there anotheralterantive to coffee when it's warm?
I don't want to do cocaine

>>75716808
Mate, Cola, green tea

>>75716667
Why the fuck would you ever do that, you fucking stupid kraut? You wanna fucking die or something?

>>75716841
>You wanna fucking die or something?
welll yes but that's not why
I did it, I just had to be up for long, can't remember why though

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>>75716818
>Europeans drinking mate

>>75716852
To achieve that simply sleep more the day before.

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>>75716865
Well, its some kind of soft drink/ice tea

>>75716922
that garbage tastes so gross, I'd rather just drink cold black tea

>>75716922
that's not how you drink mate

Just drink Guarana beverages.
>>75716948
Germans don't know shit about food, more news at 11.

>>75715531
Fuck i hate these coorporations taking over football teams. That's when the sport really gets fucked for money

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for me its Rockstar Belgrado

>>75717014
holy shit Lesbo

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>>75716948
and pic related is not how you eat Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut,

It's made for our (german) market, so obviously they have to make the product appealing for the german/european market

>tfw my team almost got taken over by Red Bull

I don't think I could support Red Bull Twente. That shit is so fucking lame.

>>75717040
I wouldnt even touch that

>>75717063
you don't have to touch it, most civilised societies eat with a knife and fork.

>>75717040
>sausage with sauce
since when is this a thing?

>>75716922
patricians drink Arizona Iced Tea instead

>>75717010
>italians talking shit
keep eating maggots

>>75717085
Since argentina became a thing, i assume

>>>75717094
Agree

>>75715531
>implying that would ever occur
will never happen because Salzburg is only top in one of the most shit-tier leagues in europe. they are hot garbage compared to other european teams
>also fuck moving all established players to Leipzig

>>75717040
Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut isn't even real food so I don't see what's so bad about that.
>>75717123
>germans trying to teach italians about food
Is this bizzarro world?

>Salzburg
>not choking the qualifiers

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For me, it's EuroShopper Palloseura.

>>75717218
>Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut isn't even real food so I don't see what's so bad about that.
atleast you tried

>germans trying to teach italians about food
>Is this bizzarro world?
A superior cuisine teaching a inferior cuisine how to make real food, i dont see anything bizarre about that

>>75717014
>lesotho about to drop some mad bantz

CANADA BACK ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>75717298
>A superior cuisine teaching a inferior cuisine how to make real food, i dont see anything bizarre about that
BWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This one was good.

>>75717014
FUCKING LEAFS BETTER RUN AND HIDE

>>75717059
You'd sqeak differently when your dosh-injected club easily beats all teams that gave you hate fueled cries when you were a child.

>>75717347
>le make noodles and put tomatoes on it cuisine
>le make pizza and put tomatoes on it cuisine
>le dont even make anything and just eat the tomatoes cuisine
>good
but im glad you can laugh about it

>>75717441
Yeah, that must be why the Mediterranean diet is considered one of the best cusine's in the world while no one gives a shit about your delicious krauts.
And I guess for the same reason Germans come to vacation in Italy to eat our food while Italians only ever travel to Germany to get drunk at the Oktoberfest.

You can't even claim to have good patisserie because that's Austrian.

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>>75717515
>Yeah, that must be why the Mediterranean diet is considered one of the best cusine's in the world while no one gives a shit about your delicious krauts.

>And I guess for the same reason Germans come to vacation in Italy to eat our food

Well, most of the people are plebs, so...

>while Italians only ever travel to Germany to get drunk at the Oktoberfest.
and why do you come to the Oktoberfest just to get drunk? because you can finally eat and drink proper german food and beer

>You can't even claim to have good patisserie because that's Austrian.
Ah yes, the famous austrian city of Frankfurt

>>75716922
it tastes like water with cigarette ashes in it or like licking a carpet, i dont knwo how can you guys drink that shit

>>75715644
>>75716151
Lol

>>75716808
Cold brew you twat

>>75717619
>because you can finally eat and drink proper german food and beer
No, because only in Germany you can dress like a fucking retard to get drunk together with 1 million people in a tent with shitty folkloristic music and fat waitresses that carry 10 mass at a time.

All your desserts come from Austria.

You must be a special breed of retard if you really think italian cusine is shit.

>>75716290
>>75716131

Monster Münster

>>75717863
>No, because only in Germany you can dress like a fucking retard to get drunk together with 1 million people in a tent with shitty folkloristic music and fat waitresses that carry 10 mass at a time.
So youre saying, that italians like to dress like fucking retards and get drunk to shitty foklloristic music?


>All your desserts come from Austria.
>

>You must be a special breed of retard if you really think italian cusine is shit.
never said that, just that the german cuisine is better

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>>75717944
>german cuisine
>BETTER

>>75717944
>So youre saying, that italians like to dress like fucking retards and get drunk to shitty foklloristic music?
Yeah, it's fun to behave like Germans do when you're drunk, once in a while.

>german cuisine is better
Basically the same.

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I once drank a cup of tea with 2 (two) teabags lmao

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>>75717958
well, well, who had thougt that romania comes to defend italy

>>75717987
>Yeah, it's fun to behave like Germans do when you're drunk, once in a while.

>too have fun in italy, you have to act like a drunken german


>Basically the same.
now youre just trolling, right?

>>75718028
>defending him

No Kevin Phillippe von Damasken, everyone knows your cuisine is shit and so is all Germanic cuisine, Anglo especially

>>75718027
Absolute madman

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>>75718027
The absolute madman

>>75718028
>Germans don't get irony

Who would have thought!

>>75718027
woah dude calm down youre gonna hurt yourself

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>>75718056
>pic related is considered shit cuisine in romania
whats the deal, too much garlic?

>>75718120
>italian humour

>>75718190
>pic related

You don't actually intend to eat Kloppo's brains do you?

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>>75718056
>>75718190
fucked up, wrong pic

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>>75718207
Bow down faggot

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>>75718201
still better than italian cuisine

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>>75716922
>logo is a witch

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>>75718228

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>>75718216
you were saying?

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The true patricians drink

>>75718027

>This is what Sharia law drives to people

>>75718207
That's garbage. Shitty plastic bread, shitty meat and shitty vegetables.

>>75715531
they will never meet though since uefa accept only one redbull.

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>>75718305
>you will never be this triggered by food
feels good man

>>75718253
>hard buns for shit like that

I don't get it, and I don't like it.

Don't get me wrong. Hard buns > soft buns. But as 'meat carriers' with sauce n shit, it's objectively worse because messier.

>>75716808
Herbalife NRG tea.

>>75716808
Iced coffee or iced tea.
Or stop being a pussy and do cocaine

>>75718353
There's no "soft buns", that's simply plastic bread.

The simple rule to check if the bread is good is to squeeze it, if it comes back up then the quality is good, if it remains squeezed it's shit.

Protip: soft bread is always shit.

>>75718493
>italians telling germany that their bread is shit ayy lmao


that being said, italian cuisine is delicious

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Could they beat Salzburg?

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>>75718271
>the Bill Cosby drink

>>75715644
I love you anon, was having a bad day and you made me laugh <3

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Leave the yuros to us

I want a yearly compeition between RB Salzburg, RB Leipzig, NYRB and RB Brasil

>>75715676
This, it's the greatest pleasure to see them fail in the CL Qualification

>>75718424
Are you referring to the los Angeles "Herbalife" Galaxy?

>>75716808
Supermalt freünd

>>75715531
>>75715638

>implying Salzburg will ever reach the CL after years and years of being the main RB project, especially now that Leipzig kees syphoning off players

Nigga please...

>>75716922
I have seen that in store. What does it taste like?

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>>75716131

ES team when???

>>75717702
>Drinking the cold jew from Starbucks
>Ever

>>75718555
No MLS team could beat a single European football team

>tfw recently watched a news segment about a boy that got kidney damage from drinking a few cans of monster while trying to stay up
he's on three different medications now for his kidneys, years later.