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Official NRL Test Match Thread

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Australia vs New Zealand
Kickoff at 8pm AEST
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>the absolute state of my season
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Been waiting for a thread all week you lazy cunts.
Anyway I'm a dirty casual and I've never seen these test matches before.
>lebanon
So is it just the Bulldogs vs Malta?
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*enters thread*
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Holy shit /bant/ is awful
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*wins test match*
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*leaves thread*
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*poos in thread*
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http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/34320697/#34327116
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Friendly reminder to back NZ tonight.
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>australiawinslol
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The absolute STATE of SKD and Curtis Sironan
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excellent triple header on at Campbelltown tomorrow lads
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SHAUN KENNY DOWEL THREAD
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*does a haka*
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When is smelly foul off contract?
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*rubs nose*
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>>75715135
What team do you play for m8.
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Tabasco is joining the roosters lads.
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You WILL be watching the Women's ANZAC Test after the inferior men's game, won't you? It's 2017.
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>>75715331
The Women's Test is already in progress you filthy casual.
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>>75715331
Its on now you fuckhead.
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>>75715331
Will there be a link for it? probably be too pissed by then, if I don't get whiskey dick I'll have a cheeky fap to it. Like you said it is 2017
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>>75715331
I wasn't going to until you reminded me that it's 2017 in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ
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>COWSHITS
>POOSTERS
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>>75715193
last time some league players got done for coke it was a huge deal and dave taylor had to move overseas
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*saves thread*
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*ruins thread*
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Read in the paper that if you sleep in pitchblack, no outside light, no electronics, completely fucking black, your body restores its hormones better cause melanon works better

Based sleep
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>>75715366

This just seems like common sense though doesn't it? In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.
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*flees to Thailand for rehab*
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>>75715370
I dont think its common sense to assume you cant even let moonlight into your room lest your sleep get affected
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>not wearing an eye mask to sleep
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>poopeelian posting
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>>75715381
Fucking hell, you are a massive retard.

Literally fucking kill yourself.
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>>75715401
t. angry lonely neet syndrome
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>>75715366
I read in the paper that you get ripped abs and x-ray vision if you stare at the sun long enough on a hot day
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Read in the paper that they're going to rename Brisbane WalkBro City.
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Just got 8 hours of hormone increasing sleep in a pitch black room lads
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>>75715381

You didn't mention moonlight though, but seeing as it's a pretty fucken bright source of light, it stands to reason that blocking it out would be a good idea.

Going from flatting to owning my own place, the biggest change for me was not having screens in my bedroom (computer on desk, tv near bed) and that made a massive improvement to my sleep patterns, as I associated going into my bedroom with sleep, as that was literally the only thing I was doing in there.

Apps like f.lux etc help with circadian rhythms if you've gotta have screens in your bedroom, but there's no substitute for setting up a dedicated sleep zone and sticking to regular sleep and wake times.
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>Poo Peeland
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Just had a shower lads
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>>75715419
>Going from flatting to owning my own place

Turn it up
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>>75715429
Name?
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Are the jigglyroos winning?
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>>75715419
>Read in the paper that if you sleep in pitchblack, no outside light,
>You didn't mention moonlight though,

on your bike dumbcunt
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>>75715448
16-4 m8

NRL.com is streaming it but it's behind a fucking paywall
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I'm gay
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>>75715440

I'm not too proud to thank Mum and Dad for stumping up 60% of the deposit I needed to get the mortgage. My fortnightly payment is a little above what I was paying when I was flatting, the key difference being that my name is on the title.
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PNG are winning the world cup lads
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>>75715474
It'll be on 9 late tonite bruz
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>>75715478
>Mum and Dad for stumping up 60%
Fuck I hate that. I'll probably never be able to afford my own place because faggots like you get your parents to price me out.

Kill me
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>>75715478
> flatting to owning my own place,

> needed to get the mortgage. My fortnightly payment is a little above what I was paying when I was flatting


when are plebs going to realise a debt isnt ownership?
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>>75715503

>faggots like you get your parents to price me out

Righto mate, in New Zealand it was the shitcunt National govt and their desperate attempt to deepthroat every chinese cock they could get their hands on that priced everyone out of the market.

I totally agree that having to rely on parental support to even get your foot in the door is fucked, and I don't like it any more than you do. Blame the boomers for this one, not your peers.
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>>75715554

>What is capital gains
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>>75715503
my grandpa died and left me over half a million

i didnt tell anyone and still wear the same clothes drive the same car and i tell people im renting my place
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Sausage rolls for dinner lads.
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>>75715560
how retarded do you have to be to think thats relevant here

>what is capital gains

something that actually matters when you've paid off your debt

until then you just have debt
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Urban cookie collective the key lads
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>>75715441
Baaabra wooly
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gf is making me watch shorty street
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>international rugby league
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>>75715562
Fuck you
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Superior choccy milk reporting in
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>>75715574
>you can magically get equity without debt

lol enjoy those opportunity costs
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>>75715562
my grandfather is a poor irishman who spends all his money on cordial and won't leave shit to me
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>>75715619
For me, it's the mcchicken
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>>75715619
back to facebook
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>mfw only two and a half countries on Planet Earth take this sport seriously
>mfw only one is any good at it and somehow thinks being 'world champion' is a big deal
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>>75715624
Fruit Cup I hope.
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>>75715623
im sure your business plan was well worth the debt you took on
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>>75715628
Based /ck/
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>>75715555 (checked)
Truthy and Quads of truth.
Yeah I know. It's exact same here.

I'm not saying it's his fault. Just annoys me how some people get the head start from their parents. Honestly all the (((first world))) economies like Aus and nz are fucked once the bubble bursts.
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>>75715624
mine was a literal self made millionaire

[spoiler]bought a home in sydney in the 70s and the land appreciated up the fuck[/spoiler]
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didn't the government just announce you can dip into your super to buy a house now?
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>>75715640
Nkthing will change in regards to housing under the Libs. Labor will win in 2019 and take away capital gains.

Honestly I'm not a Labor voter but I might this time just so the housing market crashes
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Law GPA is 67.5 lads
Can enrol in Sydney Uni doing economics post grad

Wont have to play punt NRL anymore... ill be raking in the big bucks...
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>>75715666
Okay Satan
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>>75715658
youre pretty fucking stupid if you think labor/the building unions are going to do anything to fuck with the building industries demand

theyll push what they pushed at the last election which is grandfathered in scrapping of NG on old dwellings

thus ensuring the construction continues and teres plenty of room for investment from overseas buyers and having negligible affect on prices

probably will lead to a bull market on property for people looking to secure NG before the legislation is implemented so itll actually grow the bubble
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>>75715666
>Sydney Pooni
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>>75715687
t. UTS "student"
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>>75715684
Labor’s Proposal

Labor will reform negative gearing and the capital gains tax discount to ensure that our tax system is fair, sustainable and targets jobs and growth.

Negative gearing

Labor will limit negative gearing to new housing from 1 July 2017. All investments made before this date will not be affected by this change and will be fully grandfathered.

Capital gains tax

Labor will halve the capital gains discount for all assets purchased after 1 July 2017. This will reduce the capital gains tax discount for assets that are held longer than 12 months from the current 50 per cent to 25 per cent.

All investments made before this date will not be affected by this change and will be fully grandfathered.
http://www.alp.org.au/negativegearing

they didnt bother updating their website thats their last election spiel

it will completely cause a bull rush on properties as people try to ensure they secure the CGT benefit and get NG on a property forever and forever adding infinite upgrades to it to reduce their tax; theres gonna be some massive bogan mansions with top end reno
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>>75715697
>PooTS
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>>75715574
>>75715634

What time does mum bring your din dins down to the basement lad? Leave the constructive chat to the adults in future.
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Love the Hurricanes.
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>>75715714
>every business venture is successful
>thats why i didnt have the capital to invest without paying interest and had to risk my parents '''gift''' that i used to get a mortgage and that i used as collateral for my risk
>im a business man ;)

leave gambling to star city you retard, business is for educated men
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smells like shit in here
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>>75715737

Here's an explanation >>75715726
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>>75715684
>construction workers and unions give a shit about how muh business developers are doing

No not this time. Obviously they want employment and yes I understand that more development means more jobs.. but they just couldn't give a shit when they can't even afford a house for themselves and they'd happily vote for it. Don't forget labor also hands out lots of cash in the form of (((welfare payments))).

2017 is the year where we cross the 50% threshold for adults renting instead of buying.

Living is becoming unaffordable.
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Harry Potter's on lads
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>>75715636

>economies like Aus and nz are fucked

A lesson for Aus and NZ which wasn't heeded at all was how the property market in Vancouver went over the last 10 years or so.

Absolutely molested by chinese investors looking for secure ways to have their money looked after, which gave rise to entirely asian property offices which flogged everything they could get their hands on - Canadian owners loving the prices they were getting and having no future foresight... And then "ghettos" of houses springing up that had no occupants with a population desperate for housing.
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>>75715743
tradies are literally too stupid to vote for their own interests and reduce their income on the off chance prices come down
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>>75715749
I've seen it 5 times but it'd still hold more surprises than this anzac test will.
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Don't do it Dobby
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>>75715756
Honestly people should just break in and start living there. I doubt the native police would give a shit about protecting the Chinese properties
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Gas big buisnes, Class war now!
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>>75715792
Voldemort = Trump
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>>75715797
Rise of the proletariat when?
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>>75715792
The books are pretty crap but the first couple of movies are good.
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might shave my underarms tonight
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>>75715801
I thought Trump was hitler ?
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>>75715793
Squatters rights would kick in somewhere for some dumb foreigner who just bought a property, one of many in his portfolio, and ignores it

I forget how many years I think its 7 maybe more before squatter acquires the title
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I'm watching this thread.
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>>75715810

It is actually hilarious how squatters rights are geared compared to those who rent and fall behind on payments.
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Apparently someone caught Blake Ferguson doing coke and pretty much blackmailed him for money
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>>75715823
Fergo?
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>>75715824
the smart money doesnt play nice

much like how the smart money doesnt play nice and cashes out on NRL bets after full time when the system is fucked temporarily
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So this is league I'm about to try and watch?
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Ray Warren signed on for 5 more years lads, fuck vossy imo
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Got a feeling all these poothetic NSW forwards will get exposed by the big strong kiwi forwards
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>>75715843
See that chick over in the corner lad?
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>>75715849
Based expat, how's the scaffolding business mate
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>>75715849
BIG
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>>75715836
I fingered Blake Ferguson in a night club once
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>>75715560
equity mate

kek

KEK
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>>75715858
Pretty shit, moved on to being crane operator now. Still get calls from people wanting me to do rigging though.
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>>75715843
qantas employee lad or just an airplane nerd?
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>>75715869
He's at a pub lad.
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WHo /metal/ here?

Blasting VDOP before the match and punching holes in the wall
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Just been to Charley Noble for dinner lads
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>>75715867
my mate did 'dogging and rigging' whatever the fuck that is and saved like 100g over 2 years or so

do you get paid crazy good overtime too? he worked like a slave while he was doing it
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>>75715873

based
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>>75715869
It's obviously a bar
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Malfoys being dicks as usual
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If your country doesn't have a boat in the America's cup, it basically a non country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f51qAgNX-K8
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Was fifita just polishing off a cheeky pie before the game?
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>>75715877
Shiiiiieeeeet was just shitposting lad.
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>>75715854
What, the fuzzy wuzzy, the copper with a haircut that's a little too no-nonsense or the woman from work?

>>75715869
None, I'm down the club. Can get most of the planes though so I might be the first though. Couple of Catalinas, probs a DC3, Sunderland flying boat, DeHavilland Comet I think, Lockheed Constellation and some boring more modern shit.
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>>75715885
my father will hear about this
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>>75715896
Done em both, go for the fuzzy wuzzy, she's a good lay mate.
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What time is the dawn service tomorrow?
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U
Is there a bigger grub in this match than fafita?
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>>75715873

Jeg faller
Helt ned
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>all this patriotism
Just shed a tear lads
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>>75715903
2am
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>>75715877
>100g
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>>75715906
Fuck off Hitler /nrl/ is a globalist thread
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This is just gibberish
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>tfw this is only on channel 9
fucking shit go
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Is this supposed to be an Anzac test? Now my timetable has fucked my sense of time a bit but wasn't Anzac day last fortnight?
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>>75715891
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fair rushing through this national anthem
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NZ rules poopeelia drools
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Cant wait to see based Woodsy run out and represent Australia cause hes a great bloke
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>electric guitar during the anthem
lul wut
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>>75715887

Oracle and Artemis are australian teams you dumb cunt, stop shitposting.
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Reminder that the girl who sung the anthem at the shark's game deleted her facebook because of you sick freaks,
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Axe this bitch.
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This guy literally has no chin. His face just blends into his neck
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>>75715924
Sexy desu. Do kiwi chicks like white aussies? Might go on a fuck safari in nz
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>>75715924
It's 2017 mate
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SINCE WHEN IS MY BASED JT BACK FROM INJURY

>>75715927
I hope that is true
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>>75715925
By this logic Queensland is a New Zealand state
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>>75715927
Blonde qt.

Not sure if I should back nz for a sneaky tip tonight with Foran and Johnson actually only delivering in test appearances.
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Axe this cunt.
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all them VC recipients
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Fuck I can hardly hear it but christ it sounded shit
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Oh shit they're gonna miss the train
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>>75715940
>all aussies
KEK
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*does a haka*
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>>75715937

...Have you not seen how many scaffolders we've got over there? Queensland is fine Otahuhu clay.
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Thank fuck that little cunt playing free jazz on the drum kit at the club has stopped
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>>75715945
*pokes out tongue*
*dabs*
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This traditional war dance brought to you by pirtek and g j gardener.
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*does dabs*
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Reminder mana isnt a real thing and if us white men decided to shoot every maori when we conquered NZ we could have

We let them do their dance as a hilarious reminder of the weakness of savagery

Based white people
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ffs, my stream is minutes behind this thread
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>>75715950
No wait he's started again
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Easy money
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>>75715959
>minutes
Kiwi cunts have already lost lad.
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>>75715959
Just watch channel 9 lad. No based fox commentary is there?
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>>75715958
Wrong. Read a book lad.
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>>75715959
>not watching it live and free
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>>75715961
Based kid
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The field looks smaller than it should be
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>>75715959
JT just got concussed
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>>75715974
That's what she said XD
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Poopeelia by 20 2bh
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Is based SKD on the field
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Reminder that Falters will pick Slater over Boyd
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>>75715963
>yfw you realise that NZ doesn't give a shit about Rugby League, only Rugby Union
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I'll never understand how international games manage to be more boring than club games
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Can one of you lads please tell me when somethibg happens?
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PNG 12+ is the patrician bet this weekend
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>>75715993
No but he was crossing lines earlier m8
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>the haka in 2017
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>>75716000
Just saw your sister mate, something is happening in my pants
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>>75715999
Because there's literally nothing at stake.
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>>75715999
because you're a cuck
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>>75715994

That is the elite choice.
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>>75715999
>>75716000
DOUBLE TRIPS
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>>75715996
RadioSport over here is 80% Warriors fans calling up and complaining about how much their team sucks.
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>>75716016

t.Veitch
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>>75716005
I cringe every time.
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>no female touchie
International disgrace if I'm honest lads.
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Will Will Chambers chambers?
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Honestly there needs to be a rugby that's got the pace of this one without the make believe folk dance "scrum" sort of things that they do
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>>75716024
except she is there you blind cunt
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I mean poo peeland by 20.
Fucking autocorrect.
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>>75716030
Don't get touchie with me cunt. I haven't seen her yet.
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Based Foran told me he'd get tackled in touch
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Why are anzac threads always the comfiest?
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How many cunts on this aussie team are maori diaspora? Seen a couple and there was one in the box.
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>>75716000
Neville Longbottom just fainted
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Why isn't Sunni Bill Williams playing?
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>>75716016
Kek.

Seriously though. When I was in NZ. Union was on and EVERYONE was glued to their screens. NZ league game comes on and no one even noticed.
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Free jazz kiddies have started again
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>>75716049
Rape charges
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>>75716000
Me and the missus farted simultaneously. It was pretty neat.
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BASED MOTHERFUCKING DUGAN
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>>75715634
enjoy saving for 20 years for that single house while in the same time I will have paid off my first house and have enough leverage to finance a second property to rent out and negatively gear

probably enjoy that 120% price inflation when you do have enough money to buy in 20 years too lmao
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>>75716052
Throw empty at em
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>>75716039
NZ & Aus people are so comfy
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>>75716040
Such as? Fifita is tongan/abo. Holmes is part Maori. Can't think of any others.
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>>75716051
cause union rewards big fat retarded fobs and isnt that great for endurant fit people for the most part

so they all play big fat union
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Kahu looks like an extra in a cuck porno
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Unemployable guy just scored
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>poo peeland
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>>75716057

I'm pretty sure he's either retarded or just baiting mate, don't feed him (t.House owner)
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>>75716066
How would you know lad
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>>75716069
Poogun
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Poopeelia by 20 lads.
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>tongan
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>>75716066
He's usually bretty good under kicks
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>>75716057
thats a heaps good business plan does it take into account bubbles or does it rely on never ending growth? hahah
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Just bought an investment property in Auckland AMA
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Poobum.
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>>75716061
Just seeing a lot of brown lads is all
Ducked into the club for dinner and none of the lads I know are in, decided to shitpost while watching the league test and sinking fourex heavies until I decide I should get to bed for work
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>>75716061
>>75716040
Holmes knocked on in his own half. I'm suspicious
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Those dang pixies making a mess of everything
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>fatfita
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>>75716082
Ni hao
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Kek stupid fattie
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>>75716083

Posh poobum
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>>75716085
... no idea what's going on tbqh
I'm from below the barassi line
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>/anzac/ threads are based; with elite chat. /nrl/ threads are awful, filled with woeful shit posting

What did we all mean by this?
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>>75716087
Might be onto something lad
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>>75716085
The brown guys are abos mostly.
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>>75716087
>>75716061
>>75716040
Kek. And Fifita knocked on in his own half after a pass from Holmes.

Based Kiwi diaspora trying to bring down Aus from within
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>>75716101
How do blind people know when to stop wiping matey?
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>>75716109
Smell.
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roberts would have scored under the posts
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>>75715963
Top fucking kek
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>tfw same hairline as ferguson
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>>75716109
probably have loads of dingleberries lad
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>>75716085
There's 3 or 4 abos.
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>>75716109

When the paper starts tasting like paper, don't you know anything?
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Blake Ferguson looks like a freak with the crome dome tbqh
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Poogan and Fergushit become elite when they play internationals
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>>75715963
KEK
K E K
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>dat subtle match fixing from RTS
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I'm thoroughly enjoying this highly competitive international rugby league test.
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not even watching the game haha
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literally know the perfect suburb to buy into rn lads
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>this elite as fuck Dugan/Ferguson play
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Changing the channel tbqh
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>>75716139
Cruiser boys
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>>75716119
>>75716105
Ah right.
Amazing what moving to outback Queensland did for my respect of them. Actually come across plenty that aren't complete wasters out here.
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>>75716145
Real men drink cruisers mate.
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What am I going to watch instead?
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>>75716149
pls, only pussies drink that. UDL master race
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gonna listen to LOTR audiobook in a pitch black bedroom when its 50-0 lads
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Cruisers for losers lads
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>it's a Kiwis look better but end up being thrashed match
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He drinks UDLs and takes it up the arse.
KEK
kek
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>>75716152

The super league highlights
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>>75716152
cycling
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>>75716152
Super league m8
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come on get schwifty, shit on the floor

lmao
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Reminder that the warriors literally paid a million dollars for johnson and let foran go. Kek. KEK.
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>>75716154
Sounds like a good time on psychs tbqh

Might hit the sugercane champagne soon
>>
>>75716152
Harry Pooter
>>
>>75716166
haha
>>
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Crown Lager is the only beverage approved by WalkGod
>>
refball
>>
>>75716176
>poopetuating your own poosonality
>>
Reminder that the maroons squad is better than the australian squad
>>
>>75716176
Fuck
Pouring my carton of new down the sink and going and getting some crownies
>>
Walkbro you here lad?
>>
>>75716182

True but so is the Blues team.
>>
>>75716176
crown is arse tbqh

What was that that just happened, before the kick?
>>
>>75716187
No it's me sean
>>
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soju is best drink
>>
just got word from the top to let the kiwis back in the game lads
>>
>he has yellow fever
kek
KEK
K E K
>>
>>75716192
This. Korean BBQ with lots of soju is the GOAT dining experience
>>
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Nina or Edwina, you've got 5 seconds.
>>
Lads what is the difference between bundy red and yellow, more importantly what are the cultural differences associated with it?
>>
>>75716205
Left
>>
>>75716205
the one on the left
>>
>>75716205

Fuck off /rug/
>>
>>75716205
who are they? and left
>>
>white soul
Wow, I didn't know Ch9 was this racist.
>>
>>75716205
Edwina
>>
>>75716205

Edwina
>>
>>75716205
Left
>>
>>75716205
this is why i have yellow fever
>>
>Thaiday
>Assisting tries on a Fraiday
>>
Based fucking sammy
>>
Running out of laughing reaction pics lads.
Based thiaday
>>
>Thaiday dying after 10 metres in the clear
>>
*turns off the game*
>>
>>75716208
Do I have to ask the mexican down at the greg?
>>
Reminder that Thaiday literally outran Milford and everyone else that one game
>>
Imagine not only being born a kiwi and having to live with that fact but also being down 18-0 to best country.
>>
Canbrrrra's stadium looks comfy
>>
At least they didn't let him score off a kick chase like the Bulldogs did
>>
Ferguson is LITERALLY a sex pest
>>
>>75715963
Cash out lad
>>
Fergushit
>>
>>75716228
Keked
>>
Fergushit
>>
>>75715963

Cash out m8
>>
FUCKING IRISH CUNTS REEEE
OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>
Based JT WILL score a goal late in the 1st.
>>
Getting tired and need a big shit lads
Not sure whether to be rude to my hosts and lay a big, smelly "I've been drinking near every night since I've been here" turd at the club or call it a night. Should get to bed at a reasonable hour...
>>
*tumbleweed blows by*
>>
Shaun “big game” Johnson
>>
*farts*
>>
*lets in a try*
>>
Reminder JT is half Kiwi half Abo but chose Australia because he prefers white people over fobs
>>
>tfw your ego is so great you'd rather be selected for the international game that nobody gives a shit about just so you can say you were rather than play with your club and work towards the premiership that people actually do care about
>>
>>75716270
POO IN LOO
>>
Imagine actually betting on a kiwi rugby league team for a friendly
>>
Based Frizjesus
>>
Even Lady Luck hates poo peeland
>>
this is fucked why get the kangaroos to play the warriors? shouldve pickd the best in NZ ffs

whats the fucking point of playing a club team theyre gonna get smashed
>>
Put some Barretts on this team.
>>
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>>75715963
>>
>>75716292
:(
I hope all the bullying makes you feel big and strong.
>>
>>75716292
Thought you wrote Lady Dick there for a second
>>
Is the Warriors a defacto retirement club for kiwi players without ambition

>RTS
>Isaac Luke
>>
Has the Kangaroos made more points vs the League ABs than the Union ABs vs the Wobblies?
>>
>>75716311
>kiwi players without ambition


bit redundant there mate
>>
>>75716311
Elite truthie
>>
Poowis can't take a trick
>>
>>75715963
WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DONT SUCCEEEEEEED
>>
Sack the coach desu

This guy drew with Scotland and yet they still persist with him
>>
Kek $50 is nothing to me, eat shit
>>
Who easy money here?
>>
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>>75716337
>>
>>75715963
nice
>>
>>75716314
Union ABs have been more dominant than the Kangaroos.
>>
Fuckin hell this turd lads
Been in this town for a fortnight and I've only had one or two dry nights
That and fresh veg is fucking expensive, been getting pub meals most nights
Think I might have to ease up at some point
>>
Based GI giving advice to the youngins
>>
>literally handing out ice blocks to the players in the half time sheds
Endemic drug use in the nrl
>>
See you all next year.
>>
>>75716335
Kidwell is clinically retarded.
>>
>>75716352
Where you at matey?
>>
>>75716003
>>
>>75716364
Winton
>>
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>>75716370
Looks nice
>>
Is that the only song ever made in NZ
>>
Massaging Cronk's arse right now lads
>>
>>75716380
Yeah
>>
Draco is a damn cheater
>>
Some faggot just tried to massage my arse lads
>>
>>75716376
Yeah, she's not bad, is going to be overrun with tourists soon but they are paying my wages though . The pub in that photo will be chockers, I'll basically have to decamp to the locals' Hotel almost exclusively when the season gets busy.
Disappointed I was working when the campdraft was on, might try and get leave when Richmond or Hughhendon is on.
>>
>No matches on tinder


Fuck up my life lads.
>>
>>75716380
pls

https://youtu.be/7hyD2yAZFwE
>>
>>75716414
I live in a 60k pop tourist town. Is it all mostly touristy jobs there and nothing else apart from the essentials?
>>
>>75716380
https://youtu.be/fmzLGVGZkVQ

The greatest NZ song
>>
>domestic violence PSA as NZ are down 24 - 0 at half time
>>
Oh no that kid is dead and leaking spiders
>>
>>75716452
HAHAHA
Some kiwi bitches getting hit on right now gives me a giggle
>>
>>75716461
It won't be that big of a deal, seeing as literally no one cares about league.
>>
>>75716432
Most of the pub jobs seem filled by intinerants. There's a few locals in the bakery and blokes in the ag and mechanical services but I'm not sure I've seen a young person of independent age that isn't from a station or a long term traveller on a contract. Not sure there's too much for young locals.
>>
So how long until this game ends? Got enough cash for one more rumbo and I'm pretty ready for bed.
>>
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>>75716476
>w-we don't even care
>>
this is getting embarrassing
>>
>>75716479
Fair enough. Thanks for the info mate always interested in that kinda stuff, have a good one.
>>
Nice spoopoort you've got here
>>
>>75716490

its over now but won't finish for another 35mins
>>
>>75716490
35 minutes and 20 more points to Australia
>>
This is fucking rigged
>>
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>poo peeland
>>
>>75716506
Well I've got to get enough rum to polish pff this dry at least...
>>
>>75716492
The thing is we don't though
>>
>>75716492
If you asked 1000 people outside of South Auckland to name a player in the Kiwis you'd be lucky if even one could.
>>
>all the kiwi kicks have gone dead
kek
KEK
K E K
>>
did this cunt just say there's 20 billion people in the world?
>>
>>75716528
Same shit with the Wallabies in any Australian town but nooooo, NZ are just better at union because we are bad at sport!
>>
rip poogan
>>
>>75716559
>implying there isn't 20 billion people in the world
>>
>>75716540
The whole thread's gone dead tbqh
>>
>>75716566
It's true, it's literally all me now
>>
Sean are you here m8?
>>
>>75716566
we were supposed to reach 1000 posts
>>
>>75716566
no one wants to watch this
>>
>>75716579
We can still do it, only 19.99 billion more posts
>>
>>75716575
I think my relative contribution is increasing
Not much left to shitpost about from the club
Could snap a pic of the avro mural from the qantas boardroom lounge
>>
>>75716586
KEK
I do, I want to see 50+-0
>>
Josh Poocum.
>>
>>75716600
Not hotties/bush pigs there lad?
>>
>>75716576

yeah
>>
>>75715080
WHERE IS THE /NRL/ GENERAL
>>
>Lebanon playing in Cabramatta
how many stabbings will there be?
>>
how was that offside?
>>
>Lebanon v Malta at Cabramatta

Why put a local game on during rep round?
>>
>>75716635
Because it's 30 nil
>>
NZ are fucking BACK lads
>>
>>75716642
KEKEKEKEK
>>
>>75716604
>>
refball
>>
>>75716657
Congrats you a try through sympathy, refball and because people were leaving the stadium
KEK
>>
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>>75716648
>>
>>75716614
Most everyone has gone home
Best looking one was probably the milf from work
Second best might have been a fair looking fattie
Best looking thing left is either a twink, lesbo or early ftm
don't want to stare, think its one of the latter
>>
>>75716666
I a try? I'm sitting at home lad.
>>
>>75716240
It is, tiny but
>>
>>75716672
Haha well have a few more bundys and any holes a goal mate, milf sounds fun though.
>>
da fuq
>>
*rubs your hair*
>>
that was a knockon
>>
>>75716678
So sad and pathetic that you're pouncing on spelling and grammer errors. Just sad mate.
>>
Anyoone got a link to the VLC stream?
>>
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>>75716696
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7260903_lsi4i3gikibv6qjtsz2_1@413704/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1494063959~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7260903_lsi4i3gikibv6qjtsz2_1%40413704%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=88225233bab8d673098ca1e6ba640e4d403f5f45ae05dc934b1f0417d7ecde9f

You're late matey
>>
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>but we also praise domestic abusers that play for our team
>>
Night lads
>>
>>75716705
In the current year that makes me sick
>>75716711
Night think of me when you rub one out
>>
>>75716711
look at this faggot going to bed at 9:30
>>
>>75716693
See? I'm not making spelling and grammar errors because I'm not absolutely poorius about a prediction I made being prove wrong by the elite and muscular NZ National Rugby League team.
>>
>>75716705

most prob got bashed by new zealanders
>>
>>75716720
Based fat cunt
>>
>>75716705
That's actually genius, have 71 seats available so you use it to make yourself look good

Now the Roosters could find something to do with 40,000
>>
>>75716686
What number is mannering?
>>
>>75716704
Thanks m8. Will this also cover the jillaroos game on delayed broadcast by nine?
>>
gotta even up the scores, we commies now
>>
COMEBACK
>>
>>75716720
Based Amerijesus dropping bombs
>>
Roger Pooeyassholeshit
>>
>>75716746
Don't think so, I get the links from reddit, will check for a stream and will post it if I find one.
>>
>>75716746
Ah fuck too late in the evening
Would be a better game than this
>>
>>75716765
>Would be a better game than this
Because tits.
>>
>>75716770
Well yeah
Couldn't be much more boring besides though
>>
>>75716785
Never seen a women's league match, but women getting tackling each other and their tits rubbing each other and the fumbling and them getting sweaty. I can really only get so hard.
>>
Bald Cordner
>>
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>GI already an assistant coach

Based
>>
>>75716805
I really hope he does become PM, I always vote greens so I hope he will be a greenie
>>
>>75716800
Don't care for the casual sexism in this post mate.
>>
>>75716800
Too bad they all look like men
>>
>>75716820
Oh shit really? Fuck
>>
Just got back from hungry jacks lads

What happened to aus putting on 50 points
>>
>>75716827
refball

>not eating based kfc $5 lunch
>>
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>>75716824
*taps you on the back*
>>
>>75716800
>>75716820
The girls in the lingerie league were hotter but it was still incredibly boring to watch
>>
>>75716840
>those fat rolls
For fuck sake
Maybe their legs will be ok if I ignore the rest
>>
So those sfc popcorn chicken equivalents any good or is it sfc vile shit for baching and wastemen?
>>
>>75716848
Those "fat rolls" are called breasts retard
>>
>>75716857
No prefab chicken shit is good
>>
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>>75716827
BK is patrician and theres never anyone there

dunno how it stays in business with 247 maccas next door
>>
>>75716857
I remember I got a bucket of the sfc shit from coles when it first came out for like half price. Threw it all in the bin. Vile shit mate.
>>75716861
pic related you losing kiwi cunt
>>
Kezie Apps is pretty good lads
>>
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RIP Lingerie Football League.
It was entertaining and had surprisingly good gameplay. It could've become big if it wasn't overly sexualised.
>>
poopeeta
>>
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>>75716861
Fuck sake pic related
>>
>>75716882
Disgusting.
>>
>>75716882
Fuck me, why did I never watch this shit
>>
Is Shaun Johnson THE most overrated player of this generation?
>>
>>75716873
HJ used to be > maccas like 10-11 years ago before maccas revamped their burgers and shit, but then maccas got better while HJ got worse
>>
>>75716900
just like every spastic meme stepping half

benji and him are peas in a pod. they peak when theyre <25 and then lose agility and pace and its like "oh yeah he was always a game manager ;)" and theyre not and they never win

daily reminder benji is such a cuck he sleeps in a different bed to his wife
>>
what a useless dog
>>
>>75716900
Just can't be bothered being elite again
https://youtu.be/AKzlCmsd7cg
>>
Oh shit giant spiders chasing Harry and Ron's car
>>
Now that that's over I suppose I'll just go and watch some anime and fall asleep. Goodnight.
>>
Doesn't look like there is a women stream lads

He watches cartoons made for children KEK
>>
>>75716919
Benji was at least a big game player who could actually lead a team
>>
>>75716944
I'd like women to stream into my mouth
>>
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>>75716930
>>
>>75716951
I'd just like a girl to acknowledge my existence
>>
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JIGGLEROOS STREAM RIGHT NOW
>>
>>75716951
You'd like women to urinate into your mouth?
>>
>>75716963
I'm hoping to catch it here

https://www.9now.com.au/live/channel-9

But we'll see
>>
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Goodnight from the Winton club
>>
>watching women's sport
>>
Uh oh the basilisk took ron's sister
>>
>>75716993
Night mate, have fun with that mtf
>>
Imagine unironically being born and/or raised in New Zealand
>>
>>75717016
I'd off myself desu
>>
I'd have a wank in that ghost's toilet.
>>
>>75716990
Yeah true. They usually don't broadcast sports, but maybe they'll do this since it's not live idk
>>
>>75717000
It's not a Women's sport, it's an everyone sport
>>
Throw him down the well
>>
Ah fuck, housemate is home
Left a mess this morning and the keys out because they were up so early I thought their 10 on 4 off shift had started
Turns out for whatever reason they were just up fuck early on their day off, not free of him until tomorrow or something
>>
>>75717064
>tfw you're trying to crossdress and fuck your own ass with a dildo when people come home early
>>
Just came home and my fucking housemate messed up the joint, really thinking about kicking his cunt arse out lads.
>>
>>75717072
>tfw too poor to buy sexy clothes or dildos
Just fuck my shit up
>>
>>75716974
9 doesn't stream it. Guess I'm gonna have to watch it on tv lads
>>
>>75717089
yep fuck this gonna put on my occulas and watch tranny porn
>>
I will NOT rest until we get 500
>>
>male touchies in a women's game

Is there no way to escape this patriarchy?
>>
>heighington and mcqueen playing for england
It's official. Bennet's gone senile.
>>
Would you let a female front rower wrap her thighs around your head?
>>
>>75717130
Yes. All women are beautiful
>>
That jillaroos first try scorer was kind of cute
>>
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>>75717099
>yfw I get this thread deleted before 500
>>
Do female players roid too
>>
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>>75717240
MODS
>>
That girl nearly got dacked lads

Could see her blue pantsu
>>
>>75717240
No
>>
Going out lads
>>
Coming out lads
>>
Turning japanese lads
>>
Players rubbing each other's butts after a try is nicer when they're women
>>
>>75717449
Fucking weeb
>>
Jesus only like 1 or 2 actual feminine looking ladies. Screw this.

>>75717264
Is your dick broke that when you see your pic and it doesn't even get a twitch
>>
They always seem kind of sorry when they tackle another girl or throw them on the ground.
>>
How many of them do you reckon are gay?
>>
All of them.
>>
One look at my 4" ding dong and they'd not be gay anymore lads
>>
>>75717882
It doesn't count when you're sissy enough to look like a girl
>>
>>75717907
Man I fucking wish mate, broad shoulders, strong jaw, I'd love to be sissy.
>>
That would have been a sin bin for taking out a player chasing the ball in a regular game
>>
BOONGED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA07dpATOcY
>>
walkcunt
>>
REAL FUCKING WALKGOD HOURS
YOU CUNTS ARE JUST POSERS
>>
Is WalkGOD allowing Milford to stay in Brisbane?
>>
THIS CUNT THINKS HE CAN POST IN A REAL WALKGOD THREAD DURING WALKGOD HOURS
FUCK THAT CUNT AND FUCK HIS MUMMY
>>
I created the REAL WalkGod hours meme

and I DECIDE when the REAL WalkGod hours are
>>
THESE ARE REAL WALKGOD FUCKING HOURS
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN REAL WALKGOD HOURS ARE
CHECK BACK IN 3 HOURS AND I WILL BE HERE BECAUSE I AM THE REINCARNATION OF FUCKING WALKGOD YOU PEASANTS
>>
Official REAL WalkGOD™ hours®

WHO tf up???
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