/afl/ - Friday Night Edition

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Roos v Crows is at Blundstone not Etihad.

finally an /afl/ thread, was starting to get the shakes

who /bant/ here lads

A huge round of applause for all the attention starved spergs with no other interests in life for containing themselves during the week and not starting multiple pointless """generals"""

Saints to beat Giants is bet of the round. Put your house on it.

did i give you permission to post in this thrrea cunt

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

Hello fellow AFL enthusiasts. I have just been playing the newly released AFL Evolution™ on my PS4 and it is enjoyable. I recommend you all similarly purchase this product. Can't wait to see how many try's there will be tonight between the Giant's and St. Kilda's.

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>>75715201

St. Kilda by 15 2bh

iggs 2bqh good friends

>>75715146
tipped giants and have saints in a multi

can't lose friend, i am invincible

>>75715261
>Draw

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>filter fake RC
>filter oxygen thief Erin
>tell them while bullying them in peace
>Check the thread on my phone because ducked out during a game last week
>They are STILL autistically giving me (You)'s despite being filtered off the face of the internet.

Feels glorious lads.

M E L B O U R N E
V I C T O R Y

>it's another filterfag pays more attention to tripfags than anyone else does episode.

>>75715288
trip on faggot

lads


afl evolution


how good is it to have a mediocre footy game that is pants on head fucked?

>>75715302
AFL just isn't a game that can transition to simulation well. I know they tried with downloadable characters and stuff but it just looks and feels clunky and "wrong".

>gee I've been out of the house for 15 minutes, better check in on my anonymous Internet friends!

>gee telling those trips that I'm still actively looking at every comment they write will sure tell them! On my phone too!

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>>75715313

>>75715312
agreed, the sheer complexity of play means it needs an NBA2k or FIFA level of money behind it.

i just wish it had proper ball physics, it pings around way too slowly and cleanly.

>>75715313

>gee

Fuck off Richo

>>75715313
trip on faggot

>>75715146
Agreed.
Got 5k on which is 3% of my bank and the biggest bet I've made in a long time

>>75715329
>i just wish it had proper ball physics

>Get the ball with a mid fielder
>50% chance of shanking it out on the full

I don't have a console made after 2002

>>75715354
>I'm poor and bragging about it on 4chan

>>75715354

I still have a PS2 under my telly, not going to buy that shit if I can't chip it and get copied games

>>75715384
or I just don't care enough about video games to buy a newer console

we are going to have an AFL evo league when it hits steam right?

>>75715146

name one logical reason why that would be true

>>75715451
Because Saint Kilda are a better team than the Giants.

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/afl/, I...

>>75715463

The same St Kilda that Melbourne beat at Etihad while barely breaking a sweat?

>>75715472
Yes.
Giants are shit.

>>75715470
On a scale of 1 to Turbo, how gay is the artist?

>>75715484
I rekon a solid 5 so probably bi-curious. From what I browsed last week it's a mix of cartoon superhero with a dose of homo-eroticism

>>75715146
i put .18 on it you better be right

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>the trajectory of Reality cunts narrative

Saints to win by two goals, GWS up at 3/4 time

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>Giants mascot is a giant chink
fucking lol

>>75715521
chink with boong ankles apparently.

>>75715521
They know the Sydney market.

>>75715534
>>75715540
kek
>holding the red pill

Should I go to the gym and miss the first 30 mins of the game, or go tomorrow morning?

>>75715588
Should go now and drop weights on your neck desu

>>75715605
agree that eating food should be an expeditious process and conversation is for before and after eating. Eating and talking is the height of vulgarity and it is inefficient. I swear some people manage to talk their food into going cold and then have the temerity to get annoyed.

But why are you sitting there waiting? what is the context of this situation?

Giants to bum saints

>>75715497

Plus a little furry to mix in.

>>75715605
nice autism, friend

>>75715605
Sounds like you have aspergers to be honest.

>>75715470
>>75715509
>>75715521

get the feeling the artist is a furry or some other sort of degenerate - something off putting about the art

Why is the footy on 7mate tonight lads?

>>75715605

You shouldn't be sculling soylent like that bikecunt. Savour it.

>>75715605
>It's not supposed to be a social situation
except it is
>Fucking pisses me off when I'm forced to eat at a table with others
>forced
lmao you have genuine autism, grow some balls and tell your parents you don't want to eat at the table with them anymore kek

>>75715671

>something off-putting

Yeah, like the fact he's making bank off this trash.

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>>75715671
The power and suns stuff reminds me of Watchmen but he's definitely a degenerate

>>75715605
Literally the original social situation for humans

Tip is up.

>>75715689
Wait, what? People are paying for this trash?

Surely not sponsored by the AFL i hope.

Got pegged last night by my Indonesian prince

>>75715705
Pegging is hot as fuck, so noice.
>Prince
Uh?

>>75715703
Hawks '14 and '15 premiership posters are sold out as is the Dogs '16 one so he's making money.

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hawks lads

>>75715791
pls beat dees

>>75715802
look mate we'd be lucky to beat northcote under 13s

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Tipping the Saints in a "close" one lads

Draw tonight lads

Saint Kilda are not winning a flag with this team.

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>Calls himself Tip ""God""
>someone named Tristain is actually calling the shots
>have to whine and hashtag until the boss actually tweets your """tips"" just to shut you up
>not even in charge of your own aborted narrative

does Jarryn Geary still exist?

I might be drunk already but I saw at least 3 throws not called incorrect disposal in the passage of play leading to that goal no?

>GWS confirmed the Bulldogs of 2017 getting a rocket to the moon soundstage and winning the hologram Grand Final

>>75715933
Nah, too many bongs

>>75715956

>bongs
>mfw I genuinely thought this had something to do with time and/or English people

Fuck you /sp/ you've ruined my mind.

>>75715970
Kek

But seriously, look at any captaincy photo of Geary

>>75715933
He surely is the least existing captain in the AFL.

>>75715970
take a few bings to calm down friend

>>75715983
what the fuck he's actually the captain?

I though that was still Riewoldt

Reminder that RealShitPleb didn't put any odds in his tip nor tell punters to put money on it so it's either a ""test"" (failure) or a null and void tip.

Don't even bother saying you went 9/9 this round. You lose Bitchality Cuck.

>>75715933
>>75715983
>>75715988
Fucking kek I knew they were referring to Reiwoldt as the "last captain" of the club but didn't know who the new captain was. I don't even know who Geary is lmao

>>75715988
Nah, stepped down for less pressure and Geary is the biggest club man. I think Geary was unanimously voted captain

>>75715998

Reminder that he's literally lost followers this week. By my calculations he will achieve 100,000 followers sometime after the heat-death of the Universe.

>soft cunt

>6 scoring shots to 4
>It's another: Saint Kilda would've won if they kicked straight
Sad times.

>>75716025
KEK
Couldn't even afford $15 to buy 500 followers, quite indicative of his tipping "record"

>>75716041
>billings.jpg

Why doesn't Straffo post on bigfooty anymore?

Who bullied him?

BASED /FORDGIRL/ HAS RETURNED

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>>75716099
He was gutted more than Phil Walsh at the fact he was 3 minutes late breaking the news of his death. Got bullied for not knowing the actual origins of his handle ManWithNoName (idiot thought it was Futurama) that's about all I know. I fear his autism is degenerative and as his waistline expands from nuggets his attention span can only handle 140 characters or less on twatter, much like another retard we know.

Who nervously optimistic here

>>75716128
Is that his sister?

>burst blister on heel
>walk around on toe all week
>entire leg now aches from the unusual gait

Fug

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>>75716141
yes. 3rd from left.

>>75716128
>He was gutted more than Phil Walsh
Was he actually disembowelled? Never read into it. Just assumed he got stabbed a few times and an artery was nicked.

>the actual origins of his handle ManWithNoName (idiot thought it was Futurama)
It's that song right? Walking through the desert.

>the big guys

For you

>>75716157
I doubt Straffo would approve of all that Australian stuff, might make immigrants feel unwelcome. Not to mention he has bigger tits than her.

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elite straffGOD

>>75716157
>360 ankle tattoo
Shed be up for it

>>75716169
>It's that song right? Walking through the desert.

It's those old Clint eastwood movies, the good, the bad and the ugly trilogy.

>>75716184

>wasting your height genetics by getting that fat

>>75716184
w2c polo shirt?

>>75716194
You need to be fat for optimal growth gains when young.

>>75716169
That was just a joke for effect, he was stabbed multiple times in the back and chest while he slept on his side. Faggot didn't even take him 1 on 1 Mother had defensive wounds and wasn't killed because the drugged up weeb son had an Oedipus complex.

>It's that song right? Walking through the desert.
That's a song by America called A Horse With No Name but I don't think that was the origin I'm thinking an old TV show, could be wrong though.

>>75716179
KEK, they don't even interact with him on social media I bet he is the obese black sheep of the family.

>>75716186
Yeah this I was busy typing.

>>75716198
Kingsize Big and Tall lad

>>75716199
He is fatter now then he was in that picture

How the fuck wasn't that holding the ball?

>>75716209
Why are you so obsessed with this autistic microblogger

That was an absolutely disgraceful call

Saints getting Milne'd. Should be 2+ goals up.

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>>75715146
Who else getting rich here?

>>75715146
>tfw Anon is more elite than Tip ""God""
Good job lad hope you enjoy your second house winnings

Lads;

Chicko Roll or Marathon Spring Roll?

>>75716320
Why do you plebs always go so early...

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>>75716157
>straffo is autistic! lel!
>anon posts about straffo every /afl/ thread and stalks straffos family

Get it OUT of the 50 dickheads dont play kick to kick

>>75715853
once the saints have fyfe or dusty martin they will

Triggered the fuck out by elite tipping kek

>>75716351

Never got the Chiko Roll meme; for me it's the Spring Roll

>>75716365
this seems like such a meme

I could only see either of them leaving if both teams fail to win again for the rest of the year.

and even then, why the aints?

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>>75716361
You understand he is actually mentally impaired right or are you that much of a fresh cunt?
Not to mention
>complete meme status on /cric/
>complete meme status on BF

obligatory t. Straffo

>>75716365
but they're not getting either of them

and if they did, they still won't be winning a flag.

Umpires absolutely riding Mumford's dick.

>>75716382
Saints are throwing $1.5m at people.

>>75716361
t. Straffo

>>75716397
Freo could match that easily and then some.

>>75716409
Then Fyfe will be thanking them for getting him a pay rise.
Martin is better anyway, so Saints still win out.

>That shank with 2 seconds left
>Saints

>>75716361
Straffo seems like more of an acquired brain injury desu.
Also, is he the same bloke who lives in Wattle Glenn? Im like 3km from there ..maybe I can get his sister on tinder...

>>75716421
Did Martin get a look in when he was shopping himself out? I only remember GWS getting mentioned when he toured the facility or something. Out of those 2 Martin makes way more sense and maybe if he settles down the off field stuff with his faggot bike father he might get a look in, although the fact he looked elsewhere and got nothing might work in the Saints favor to drive the price down.

>>75716423
>Wattle Glenn
elaborate please and yes try to find the sisters or tinder IIRC he has 3 but the posted one is the hottest

Lads, is push in the back still a rule?

>>75716439
When was that? I know he shopped himself around a while back but he was such a deadset fuckup off field that no one was interested and he actually ended up back at Richmond on a lower contract than what they were initially offering him.

He's become better on field since then though, so more teams would overlook his issues.

Good to see you actually serving a customer today instead of being on your phone like usual WABA

>>75716450
Only if you're a big strong full forward.

Why on earth would anybody want Dusty in their team? All he does is strut around like a rooster trying to look tough, haven't seen anything from him that comes close to Fyfe.

>>75716450
t. umpire

based straffMONSTER

>>75716450
Only if you push them in the side for some reason.

>>75716382
but every player who is named to leave a club always seems to, its always the worst kept secret

>>75716382
>>75716493
Dusty has put off contract talks until the end of the season.

I wonder that that means.

>>75716453
Just did a quick search and found this from 2013

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/gws-giants-decide-not-to-pursue-unsigned-richmond-star-dustin-martin/news-story/2d35aea96ae1a954e7f0780bacb67834?nk=348b6bc76270723a9e4994813801b7e7-1493982577

If you don't want to read it, basically he was taking meetings, one with GWS and I think pics were snapped of him touring the facility but Richmond played the long game and pulled their 500K a year offer and signed Reece Conca instead, GWS politely made a statement saying "you're a fucking deadbeat off field we don't want you" which left him with either going to Brisbane or over a barrel with Richmond.

why play league when union is objectively better?

I'm looking forward to the day my man Dustin Martin dominates a finals series and shuts all you fucking nerds right up.

>>75716518
You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth.

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude makeup isn't fooling anyone.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the Pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life nigger, you will have a job. Making food for a race of beings of infinitely higher worth than you. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Arse is still prolapsed from last night

>>75716512
if richmond play hardball again could u pick martin up for less than a daisy thomas

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>Scores are perfectly symmetrical
what did they mean by this?

>>75716157
Would root any girl in that pic desu

>>75716387
>It-it's okay cause he's a meme
Lol you sound like a fucking m8te

>>75716545
Yeah agreed, although with his father out of the picture being deported to NZ and his on field form going up a gear this year he could definitely stoke some interest from rivals again.

>>75716555
Same lad Number 2 is getting my high test going.

>>75716561
t. Straffo

>>75716551
pretty pair of knickers there. reckon straffo's sister owns a pair?

clearly rigged, though

>>75716537
>richmond player
>dominates a finals series
So one game?

>>75716551
KEK Are you the same guy who posted your multi last week that had 3 of those ads in the right bar?
You know ads are fed to you based on search history right fag?

>tfw St Kilda will NEVER win another premiership

Feels pretty good mans

>>75716569
>>75716561

Whoops that was supposed to be fucking loser

>>75716551
Saints: 2.4 , 4.3 , 6.2 , 8.1 = 20.10 = 130
GWS: 4.2 , 3.4 , 2.6 , 1.8 = 10.20 = 80

Lock it in.

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>>75716590
At least they have one

Hamish is so awkward with those kids

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>>75716538
stop coming we are already full

Can't see the 'aints keeping up this half. They'll drop off and GWS post a 30 point win

>>75716603
Dockers fans deserve no sympathy. There's no reason why they couldn't support the elite, muscular iggles.

those who turncoated after 1994 are the worst

>>75716603
Winning a single hip 70 years ago by a single point while having several dozen wooden spoons isn't any better than Freo desu

>>75716573
Didn't say he'd be at Richmond.

>>75716595
>phoneposting
subhuman

>>75716618
>An artificial team that plundered the WAFL for 2 cheap premierships should be supported over the natural extension of East Fremantle and Souths
kys PerthChink86

>>75716624
damn, fair point.

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>The ABC doesn't have a left wing bia....

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>>75716582
yeap you got me, my horrible secret revealed to all on an anonymous Nepalese basket weaving forum

>>75716662
You should look at SBS's lineup

absolute fucking degeneracy in every way

>>75716651
more like
>a purpose built doomsday machine aimed right up the hiney hole of Victorian football should be supported over another purpose built doomsday machine to blunt the impact of first doomsday machine
WC and fre are literally two sides of the same coin.

>>75716663
Don't even sweat it m8, own your searches. When I was younger I used to cut the female underwear models out of the Target catalogues and blu-tac them on the inside of my closet for secret viewing.

>>75716662
>>75716673
>tfw no more Erotic Tales on SBS with Claudia Karvan getting her tits out with a lezo gf

What's the quickest and most painless method of suicide available to me

>>75716677
That entire greentext was hard to read PerthChink86, get some help mate.

>>75716662
>unironically right wing Australian
Lol i'm guessing you're just following your /pol/tard brigade like a fucking sheep, right? If you understood politics in this country you'd vote for no one but labor. Unless of course you're a rich cunt but because you're on 4chan on a Friday night that could hardly be. You do know there is a gay liberal MP?

>>75716694

Well tonight there's Young and Wild:

>Seventeen-year-old Daniela is obsessed with sex. But her lifestyle is in direct conflict with her well-to-do, strict evangelical family in Santiago, Chile. She finds an outlet by detailing her naughty ruminations and exploits on her blog "Young & Wild" to her eager online followers. She dates handsome and pious Tomas, but maybe Antonia, the really cute girl at work, is more her speed. As she struggles to balance both relationships, Daniela learns that having it all - sex, love and eternal salvation - is more complicated than she ever imagined.

would've piqued my interest 20 years ago.

>>75716677
>doomsday machine aimed right up the hiney hole of Victorian football

Which managed to reduce Victoria to only winning 11 times as many premierships as WA in the last two decades

>>75716677
>MUH DOOMSDAY MACHINE
Fuckin' hell...

>>75716700
Peaceful pill.
Horse tranquilliser (from mexico).
Helium bag.
Guillotine

Or just get something like a chainsaw or circular saw and hook it up so it'll drop down and chop your head off.

>>75716755
Wigan player or just some social media chad?

tiges or dogs lads

>>75716755
>tattoos neck before chest
what a turd burglar

>>75716755

>How you want your tattoos ƒam?

JUST

fuck me thought it was still half time how about talking about the game

>>75716771
Did you not see the tigers get XXXposed? They are over mate. Over.

>>75716802
>/afl/
>actually discussing football matches

captcha: rugby

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>>75716802
>he wants to talk about the game
absolute casual

>>75716802
It's a pretty shit game desu senpai. GWS should be wiping the floor with the Saints. They just seem to be stuck in 1st gear.
Doesn't help either that it's an expansion club against a team no one cares about.

>"this young team (gws) only going to get better from here"
>second oldest list in the afl

>>75716844
Few players underdone and have a few injuries. Cognilio going off for concussion in the second didn't help either.

That goal was all on Heath Shaw leaving his man. Literally gifted them a goal.

>>75716561
>>75716595
>outing yourself as the phoneposting cancer killing 4chan

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>>75716844
GWS just aren't very good.

Bulldogs are complete shit and almost beat them at home. Saints are a lot better than people are giving them credit for.

not a bad game of footy tbqh

>69-69
lol

>>75716893
saints are shit mate.

>>75716893
Could you be more of a tryhard contrarian?

>>75716910
No, I'm being serious.
GWS are overrated. Saints are underrated.

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>he doesn't think Gil made a call at half time to make this more "competitive" and entertaining.
plebocracy 2bh

>>75716755
>phoneposting

>giving Friday night games to Canberra and St Kilda

Are the AFL sabotaging the numbers so they can push their Thursday and Monday night memes?

>>75716927
Doubtful Thursday number are average and very team and start time dependent. Mondays (not public holiday matches) were so fucking bad they nixxed the idea after 1 match IIRC

>>75716927
Still shits me that we can't have suburban footy (gee, imagine teams actually playing in the suburbs they represent) but we can have Friday night games in shitty little Canberran grounds when there isn't even a team from Canberra in the AFL.

>>75716952
That's because all the teams (besides Geelong) sold their home grounds for some more AFL dosh.

>>75716918
Please tell me who the under rated Saints players are and vice versa.

>>75716959
>tfw phone posting as we speak

You might say that Acres had *hectares* of room on that one eh lads?

>>75716991
>Players
It's a team game.
Adelaide are by far the best team in the competition, but name their star players. Bugger all.

>>75716991
Also; scoreboard.

>>75716959
the_donald.jpg

>>75717009
Are you trolling or retarded?

>>75717009
le forward pocket abo is pretty good

>The Saints are long overdue for a good and proper flogging, and we think the Giants will be the first to give it to them.
Reminder that Pooality Cuck will use the "muh test" excuse.

>>75717032
Daisy Thomas >>> Eddie. AFL premiership coaches agree.

SEYNTS

BASED SAINTS

>>75717020
Yeah like I said underdone players, few injuries throughout the game and Cogs off for most of the second.

GWS will still power through. I also think you don't give their team game enough credit either.

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>>75716923

HABBENING

BRUCE
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>>75717042
KEK Couldn't predict breakfast

>>75716903
>>75717055
Pooality Bitchboi on exposed watch soon

>>75717026
correct

can really trace it back to T_D redditors falling in love with /pol/ and then hanging around

>>75717043
Betts is the best small forward in the competition by a long shot.

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BASED SAINTS
Kills me tips right off the bat though, worth it at least

SAINTERS
>SAINTERS
SAINTERS
>SAINTERS
SAINTERS
>SAINTERS


in b4
>"we never told you punters to put money on this game, you should be wise to this by now..."

BTFO REALTY CHEQUE

RUMPELSTILTSKINALITY POCHECKONTAS ON POOICIDE WATCH

Jeremy Cameron is ackshually really skinny for a KP

Why do the Saints have so many Jacks?

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HAHAHA KILL YOURSELF BITCHALITY CUNT
>muh manfactured bullshit

Should have listened to Tristian mate

>le mullet man

M U H T E S T
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TIP GOD REPORTING IN

>>75715146
based anon

>can't tip football
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

>>75717115
Too bad everyone filtered you and will never see this

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>tfw tipped GWS by 50

>>75715146
Legitimate Tip GOD is with us lads, disregard all fakes, false prophets and pretenders.

>>75717115
stop phoneposting, you're ruining the community

EVEN ANNE FUCKING ERIN TIPS BETTER THAN YOU, BITCHALITY CHINK

>>75717104

I want to know how Adelaide got so many Rorys (Rories?) that are all guns. Must be the secret to list management.

I still miss my gf who dumped me 9 months ago, lads

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REVERSE NOSTRADAMUS

how do GWS have travelling away fans?

>>75715146
congration
u done it

>Ling still sucking the GWS cock
Useless fucking ginger runt

I really hope gws boot two more

>>75717146
I'll be ur gf

>AFL's OTHER lovechild exposed

>>75717161
They all on centrelink gibs with nothing but free time

>the city of George W Shit

Well, good to know we can scratch GWS off the premiership challengers list

Can't tip footy
Can't tip cricket
Can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>>75717146
Go pay someone to have sex with you youll feel better

>>75717184
aye fucked ginger lately lmao

>>75717180
looks like adelaide will be playing themselves in the granny this year lads

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>>75716881
>>75716924
>>75716959

>>75717191
No

Have you had sex at all lately?

>>75717193
showdown grand final would be goat

>>75717191
firebush pics?

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>>75717177
>George W Shit

reminder that prostitutes are better than tinder sluts

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>MUH TEST
>MUH DIDN'T TELL YOU TO PUT MONEY

KEK Tristain is a better tipper than bitchality cunt and by the looks of things he's a /pol/fag.

GET
FUCKED
REALITY
CUNT

>>75717205
No need to state the bleeding obvious

>>75717200
lol no
>tfwnogf

>>75717145
They all want to be the number one star

>>75717205
I respectfully disagree. There is something about getting a random girl to agree to have sex with me for free that can't be matched by a prossie.

>>75717211
just making sure. you usually hear some lame excuse like >muh can't afford $150

>>75717200
>Tfw I'm long distance with my gf and never get laid but still have to do boyfriend shit.

Feels bad man.

>>75717226
You're getting cucked lad

>>75717203
>" Polo made his AFL debut in Round 6 against Essendon in the "Dreamtime at the 'G" game. He starred in the game, collecting 28 disposals and kicking three goals, helping Richmond beat their arch-rivals Essendon. Polo was rewarded with the Yiooken Award for his best-on-ground performance and was also nominated for the 2006 NAB Rising Star award. It's said that this was Polo's only "good" game for his career."

who have >we got for shitney V pissbane? Swans have to win one at some point r-right?

>>75717223
it was fun learning how to get laid through tinder but now i just fuck prossies because I enjoy it more

I'm too much of a feelfag to fuck tinder sluts or prozzies

>tfw i was so close to having a perfect tip
I guess it's good for our percentage

>>75717223
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/ruined-by-child-support-my-one-night-stand-is-still-costing-me/news-story/833a420c74ec13b74680d998d7b848cf

LOL saints celebrating like they've won a fucking granny!!! fuck ya cunts

>>75717234
Swans will absolutely shit it in lad, take it from me, a proven tip god

Are GWS cooked?

>>75717248
>Our
What position do you play?

>>75717252
This is their biggest win since 2010

>Saints were $51 for the flag a few weeks ago

>Smashed the Hawks
>Beat GWS
>Shortening in to near flag favouritism
Based.

>>75717266
Stevie J is at the very least.

>>75717250
>chatting online for months
complete beta. I fuck within 3-4 hours. Never at my place and then delete tinder for 2 weeks. I also wear a condom and either take it with me (after car sex) or flush it.

>>75717252
It's a long ride back to penrith mate, you better get going

>>75717267
My mum was in the cheer squad in the 80s so I have connection to the club

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>why do you plebs always go so early...

Because we know when we are right reality CUNT. Look at you not replying and pacing around your trailer in Mum's backyard SEETHING and ropable you can't reply to being EXPOSED by based Tristain.

Now, then, forever PATHETIC.

>>75717226
AND you're a phoneposter

may as well kys

>>75717289
>My mum was in the cheer squad
You should've said your biological father was a Saints player.

>>75717289
>My mum was in the cheer squad
confirmed for down syndrome

>Lots of injuries hurt, players underdone, some bullshit decisions. Very lucky win for the Saints tonight.
DAMAGE CONTROL

is it normal to miss my gf after 9 months?

please comfort me

>>75717275
>Smashed the Hawks

So did the fucking Gold Coast mate

>>75717161
I know for a fact when they play against port adelaide in adelaide most of the gws people are crows fans.

t. Know a girl in crows cheer squad who helps out for a lot of teams who play against port because shes that obsessed with being anti pafc

Unfortunate about Adam Kennedy. Probably contributed to Giants dropping off at the last.

>>75717315
After 9 months your aim should be perfect

Practice more

>>75717300
mate they were lucky.

>>75717325
>MUH LUCK
>MUH TIP WAS CORRECT IT WAS JUST BAD LUCK

>>75717305
As if you don't shit post on the couch while you're watching the footy. Shits comfy af.

>>75717315
Just find another comfortable hole to fit around your dick. I recommend julie at the bignell, shes the only prossie i ever barebacked and i didnt contract any stds from her, youll have the time of your life

>>75717082
Based Nagata

>>75717331
Alright mate settle down. We got some good moneytips coming up for the weekend so try to ignore your biases and make yourself some $$$

>>75717342
>Bareback with a prostitute
Isn't that illegal to ask for, let alone perform?
If she's letting her clients do that she won't be STI free for long.

>Tristian here. I am the new Tip God. From now on I'll be putting my name in my tips, you gotta listen to me punters.

>tripfag trying to steal a (all of 4 hours old) namefags glory.
This is rock bottom fake RC, I suggest you watch this video to improve your future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4NuopZzdPc

>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse

>>75717252
Trip on

Why the FUCK can't Victorians pronounce the "e" sound. Doing really well is instead "Doing really wale". Melbourne is Malbourne. What the fuck?

Based BT room walk

>>75717315
I still loved one of mine for like a year.
I had a new gf, who I now realise is vastly superior, for 9 of those months kek

>we've got some good money tips coming up this weekend
>never puts odds in tweets because of muh test excuse
This narrative is flat lining fast bitchality cuck

BT fucking butchering this post-game.

>>75717410
>saints fan
>not victorian

literally why

>>75717410
it's progressive, you bigot

>>75717432
I thought Saint Kentucky was a muscular, elite public servant in Canberra

>>75717422
>loving a girl whilst dating another one
how was it m8?

>>75717446
I don't keep a spreadsheet of tripfag facts so I have no idea

>>75717315
Depends how long you were together for but if it was like a year or more than yes it's completely normal mate.

>>75717324
ELITE Al Bundy quote lad

>>75717447
not who you are quoting but it was probably pretty good for him assuming he isn't longing for the ex day and night. The person with the most power in any relationship is the person willing to walk away the first and the fact this guy loved his ex while courting and getting comfortable with a new girl probably played into his favor massively.

>>75717446
>>75717456
nah he's a drunk pleb who can't keep a trip secret for more than 12 hours but of the ones who frequent here he ain't bad and cracks a few good jokes

Fuck off normies

>>75717519
>Normies
How much did you lose on GWS m8? Fuck off normalfag.

>>75717432
Old man brainwashed me at youth.

>>75717541
You can probably sue him for the emotional damage mate

>>75717369
I'm a lawyer and the answer is yes. But so is sniffing cocaine. It all depends on how respectable the establishment youre patronizing is.

>>75717446

An angry 20 year old, /pol/fag, studying a glorified arts degree at ANU. Much, much stupider than he thinks he is. Clearly a momma's boy, probably fairly well-to-do family. Wouldn't be surprised if his daddy is very high up to public service ladder. Has never left Canberra. Has never made a girl cum that is a fact.

>>75717570
Do you think you're some kind of tripfag PI?

>>75717570
fuck off idiot. Donning the trip makes him better than any leejun poster on this board. That is a fact.

>>75717585
Yeah, he's forming friendships while all of us anonymouses are just bitter

>>75717570
>anu
I wonder if he MUNs