West Ham vs. Tottenham Pre-match Thread

>EPLEL
No, thanks.

Haha nice. Have you guys seen the green street hooligans movie? I've been a #lifelong of the Hammers ever since. Although I'm rooting against them here because Chelsea just seems so plastic :)


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West Ham 0-3 Spurs

spurs are best form team in the league right now and will surely win. But Chelsea only have shit teams that's already relegated or have nothing to play for left, no way they wont take the title

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>>75714823
>football
That's soccer you retard

>>75715389
It has nothing to do with spuds.
West ham are shit at home, this matchbis a fore gone conclusion

Come on Wet Spam, stuff the yids

(Will be something like 0-3 or 1-4 though)

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>>75715408

>>75714823
>if they want to keep their hopes of winning the Premier League alive.

ship sailed for that when Pochettino decided a high line would work against Liverpool

What is it that West Ham does?

>>75716794
Just sort of exists.

Apparently Tottenham are looking at Zakaria, along with Liverpool, BMG, Leverkusen and >Schalke.

>>75715389
Yeah, I can't see Chelsea failing to win 2 of their last matches. Even if they did, Spurs winning all their last few matches would be a great achievement

>>75716794
the same thing the entire midwest does, is there though doesn't do anything of note.

>>75716794
Celebrate how a couple of their players won a tournament 50 years ago

Wish we had more matches on fridays this season.

>>75716794
Gets relegated after losing their remaining three games of the season.

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I smell a huge slip.

>>75717159
not sure it's even a slip if they lose tbph. they can't catch chelsea anyway and they won't drop to 3rd.

>2017
Knock Tottenham out of FA cup at Wembley, two goals coming from Tottenham transfer target, who also cucked them.
Win the league, ensuring Tottenham win nothing but the Finish above Arsenal trophy in their “most successful” season in 25 years
>2016
Finish Tottenham’s title hopes, gifting Leicester the league during Tottenham’s second most successful season in 25 years, only this time without the finished above arsenal trophy
>2015
Beat Tottenham in the League Cup Final with goals from John Terry and Diego Costa
Won the league
>2014
A win and a draw against Tottenham, ensuring they stay in their rightful place, 6th.
>2013
Another winless season for Tottenham vs Chelsea, they would almost make top four, finishing a point behind Arsenal, at fifth.
Chelsea beats Tottenham at their own game, and win the Europa league.
>2012
Tottenham finished in the top four! Above Chelsea! They are going to to play in the Ch-
Never mind, Chelsea win the Champions League. Tottenham go back to their rightful place in the Europa league.
>2011
No wins recorded for Tottenham vs Chelsea.
Chelsea finish the season 2nd, Tottenham in 5th.
>2010
Chelsea win the league
Chelsea win the FA Cup
Etc. etc. etc.
Why are Tottenham so cucked by Chelsea?
Will it change in our lifetime?

>>75717213
didn't read a word of this

>>75717262
I don't believe you, but I also wouldn't blame you

>>75716794
They claim to have won the World Cup.

there's football today?

was not aware

thought they dropped the friday night football after it flopped

>>75720001
>flopped
What?

It's only on because Sky don't have any EFL matches to show tonight like usual. Premier League on a friday will be normal next season though

>>75720019
flopped in terms of, that they tested it early in the season and noticed that the ratings were much smaller than mnf and they had to choose between the two over the course of the season and chose more mnf after the start

>>75720053
Somehow I'm confusing the seasons, yeah it should have been pretty regular this season but the fact that it hasn't happened drove it totally from my head. Can't even remember another prem match on a friday this season

>>75717213
you forgot about the willian thing senpai

>>75720089
I remember Man Utd v Southampton at the start of the season, that's about it

>>75720183
Utd-Soton, Chelsea-Liverpool and Palace-Everton every other week for the first 6 gws, then it was dropped in favor of more mnf

who /drunkwatching/ here

>>75720350
is that watching drunk people, watching for drunk people or watching the game while drunk?

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kek #banter

Spam 0 - 4 Spuds

>>75720368
#3
but #2 too lmao

>>75720421
Absolutely disgusting

>>75720448
>implying you wouldn't drink her piss
I'd even lick it off the pavement T B H

>>75720421
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>75720820
It's not cuckoldry when you're the one who takes her virginity

>Trippier on the bench

He's off to City, lads. Fuck

>>75720820
plus she is 50 percent you

so its like half of you is getting fucked by another man and loving it

>>75720820
It's only a cuck if you want to fuck her too

hello where are the fan violence

>>75720873
That's kinda hot desu

>>75720820
i will raise mine to be lesbian

>>75720820

Imagine being the father of a porn star

>>75720876
if you wife hates anal sex but your daughter loves it, does that mean youre actually homo?

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>>75720820

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>>75720909
Imagine being the son of a pornstar

>>75720932
life's not fair

why couldn't I impregnate Remy?

I would give anything to unleash that nut that impregnates her

>>75720932
>tfw your m8 is rich and buys your mum for a night and films it

the banter at school would never die

>>75720932
imagine being a pornstar

>>75720910
Definitely, where do you think she got the love of it from?

>>75720932
More like Taco Belle

>>75720954
>>75720945
>>75720932
Literally the life of the oldest kid from Outnumbered

>>75720932
is she doing preggo porn?

>>75720932
poor kid 2bh
pornstars shouldn't be allowed to have kids

>>75720956
imagine being a customer

top myself desu

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I would really appreciate A West Ham win tonight.

IS this a match thread or a really slow /brit/?

>>75720974
She quit porn and is doing training to become an EMT

>>75720973
He seems to have turned out alright, even if he does have a stupid name.

Then again his dad had one of the simultaneously worst and best sex puns as his name.

>>75721000
Little bit of both, no one tell the indo bandwagoner in the other thread though
>>75720831
>>75719522

Im in love with this lass on sky sports 1

>>75720831
Walker is back. I wonder if he really wants to leave.

>>75720820

This is why I refuse to have a child until there's a proven method to make sure it's a boy. I mean, a son could be anything, a professional sportsman, a great lawyer, a remarkable politician, a scientist or a world renowned surgeon, a daughter can be a good wife.

>>75720401
>This is why I refuse to have a child
I think the main reason is that no woman would be in the same room as you without being paid a substantial amount of money

Rachel looking FIT

>>75721247

Sure thing, Hans.

IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES

trippier >>> walker

prove me wrong

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wouldn't mind cumming inside rachel riley if you get my meaning

west ham and spurs are two of the most embarrassing teams in the league desu

>>75720401
>standing that close to the wall and pissing straight into it
Just asking to be splashed with your own urine desu, his arms probably reek of piss

>>75721339
British "women"

>>75721143
because that mentality worked out so well for ling lings
the fuck sort of 4d r/redpill shogi is this fampai

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>>75721339


I don't get you, m88

Trippier>>>>>>Walker

If we can get £35m for him like we want it would be fucking based

>>75721339
Is that who it is? That girl from countdown. Damn she's like a princess.

>>75721327
PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR

>>75721041
H-Hello
>the absolute state of >/pl/

Rachel is an ugly whore. An unashamed whore.

>>75721458
This. Cheated on her boyfriend with her dance partner.

remember lads, if you're thinking of doing some top banter on here, take it to >>>/bant/ instead.

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>pardew is a pundit

>>75721509
>"I think"
>"I think"
>"I think"

Does Pards know anything?

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>>75721496

>>75721496
>/brit/ is so banterous that gookmoot is trying to scale it up to a whole board
won't work

OIM FOREVAH BLAWIN BUBBOWL

Wearing hoodies out for the handshakes and then taking them off is so ridiculous.

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FNF is back?

What did I miss from Rachel?

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>>75721521
>mfw the madman actually believes it's possible to know anything at all

>>75721521
He knows it's a cushy way to earn money so he can pump more 12 year olds

>>75721543
Trying to put on a landan accent for the football lads

>>75721537
PRETTY BUBBOWLS IN THE AIR

Who's more likely to leave Spurs this summer, Walker or Eriksen?

Remember when West Ham put up a statue of Michael Jackson at their stadium

kek good times

OI GAAMBULL RESBONSIBLAY

>>75721569
That was Palace

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fucking hate west ham

theyre newcastle/everton tier

Remember when those racist Tottenham fans kicked the black guy off the boat

COYI! WHERE ARE MY HAMMeRS?

>>75721569
>>75721578
I thought it was Fulham?

>>75721580
butterface, the picture

>>75721580
im attracted to slags desu senpai

GO ON YOU HAMMERS

>tfw care more about an u23 match than this

>>75721496
oh wow, this board actually exists. What's the point in it when he made /s4s/ and /trash/ for that exact reason?

imagine you woke up and you were a white boy.

i'd genuinely hang myself

Remember when Kane said "This does not bloody slip" and then he slipped

Remember when Walker would cross the ball? Those were good times

>>75721620
remember when jesus said dont let this slip and then slipped

>>75721618
imagine you woke up and you were a black boy
you wouldn't need to hang yourself cause the white boy would do it for you

>>75721592
no it was Watford

>>75721620
>kane joining five words together to form a sentence

i think you've made this up

>>75721496
/b/ + flags - porn or is there something more?

Remember when stadia had atmosphere

>>75721618
*smacks lips*
*collects dole money*
*calls a bobby da feds*


ayo hol up whitey

>>75721629
wouldnt need whites if they werent lazy

Remember when you could go to a football match and be able to see the pitch

was windy as fuck today, nearly lost my taqiyah walking home from prayer

>ref's got 109 yellow cards
don't know how you even get booked as a ref. must be a right dirty cunt

what the fuck is up with the pitch proportions? looks really fucking elongated

It's crazy how fast Spurs just swarm whoever has the ball.

What an idiot

Lanzini is a waste. Why in the hell do we still have him?

What a pass!

>>75721655
Alri Ozil

>>75721655
>was windy as fuck today
Sunny and windy is annoying as fuck. Too warm to wear a jacket, but occasionally too cold from the wind.

Will tonight be the point in the season when Spurs start to Spurs things up?

oi gevalt dese goys shot at us!

RIOTS BREAKING OUT IN THE STANDS HOL FUCK

>>75721616
BADGES

I mean flags

Dier was born to play rugby or in the NFL, you can tell he just wants to murder whoever he's tackling.

Wonder what all the west ham fans think walking through stratford realising it's been colonized by a bunch of monkeys and sheboons in the last 30 years

The absolute state of east london

>>75721681
Autism strength

>>75721674
IDS ANNUDAH SHOAH!

>>75721670
Depends on what the epl writers decided desu. I can see a nice story line with Spurs losing the title with a draw against Leicester

KEK

>VIEWS BLOCKED
>persistent standing
>stewards entreating

its going to kick off tonight lads

>standing is illegal in Britain

>>75721692
What has the epl got to do with this match?

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>>75721686
>mfw there are London boroughs which are less than 20% White British, let alone English

>>75721681
he's way too small and slow

>>75721702
i cant tell if you're one guy whos doing it or if it's several, but it is so mundane it's actually funny

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>>75721702
Take the you and go away.

>>75721686
t. Big Fat Barry from Essex, 23 years old. Occupation: White Van Driver

>>75720820
great pasta, m8

>>75721728

>tfw older and with worse career prospects than Big Fat Barry

going to wank off to some half time slags then kill myself lads

Literally every stream is shitting the bed for me ffs

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>tottenham will win the EPL within your lifetime

how was this allowed to happen?

This is some sorry stuff, today. On both clubs. Christ.

Is Southwark a nice part of London? I'll be visiting soon.

>>75721702
was thinking the same thing, no games on in eritrea this weekend

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>>75721728
t. jamal welfarious III

>>75721751

here you go
https://streams.notahoneypot.me/

>>75721754
They never will

>>75721754
>living that long
You deserve it

>>75721703
I was part of an ethnic minority (i.e. white English) in my school in London ten years ago. It's probably even worse today. Come to think of it, I've been an ethnic minority in every area I've ever lived

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Just remembered were all gonna die lads :(

>>75721773
check your fucking privilege

>>75721756
it really does depend. the further south of the river you go the more niggerly it gets

>>75721764

cheers bruv

https://youtu.be/joDqu8Gu70k
tottenhams new anthem

Spurs will draw.

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>>75721754
*blocks your path*

>>75721779
big, if true

>>75721754
>he thinks tottenham hotspur play in the eritrean premier league

Http://streamboat.tv/@hawks888 live

>>75721773
The 2021 census is going to be fucking dreadful. I was in watford last week and the 2011 census had the % black population at 5%, yet everywhere I went there were sheboons with 5 niglets trailing behind and not a single father in sight. already 40% of u18s are non-white. There's probably a few pakis in this thread right now 2bh

>>75721754
You need to take a look here
>>75717966

>dier already chimping out over a tackle

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>hunting in packs

Noble the tank.

>>75721783

That's not true, if anything, the closer you are to the river the blacker it is like Tower Hamlets, Lewisham, Wooolwich, Lambeth etc. all of them are right on the river bank.

The further south you go the more white trash it gets.

>>75721779
>implying mortality is a curse and not a blessed release from immortality

Dier looks like a school shooter.

Noble? More like Kathia Nobili

>>75721779
Thank fuck, otherwise I'd be stuck here forever

Noble the DPS

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>>75721816
>already 40% of u18s are non-white.
Is this for all of England? All of the United Kingdom?

>55% of paki marriages in the UK will be between first cousins

wew lad

>>75721840
School shooters tend to be scrawny small white kids. Or if you're just talking about schoolkids who kill people, then they tend to be black. Either way, Dier doesn't really fit the profile.

>>75721878
Plus he isn't american

>>75721870
You gonna break the trend and marry your sister?

>>75721870
got to be very traumatising for girls who are raped by pakis, it'd probably be like a scene out of the hills have eyes

>>75721870
It's 71% in Pakistan itself and about 50% in the Muslim world in general. Some people think this explains the low IQs and high violence.

>EPL finishing lmao

>>75721870
Einstein married his cousin. Something about a theory of relatives he had

Fuck

how

>>75721834
>white trash

there are no poor white Britons in London anymore you fucking retard, they all left in the 80s and 90s

>Tower Hamlets, Lewisham, Wooolwich, Lambeth etc

This is changing, gentrification is forcing wogs further and further out. Look at what's happened to places like Enfield or Dagenham in the last 15 years. Used to be white working class communities and now full of nigs and shitskins

>>75721840
Dier looks like the villain of a 1980s high school movie. Like the guy from the football team who bullies the young Italian/Irish protagonist.

Adrian is buns. That was too close.

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>I rate arry cain

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>>75721870
who'd have thought

Kane isn't dynamic enough to ever be a great player. He's not fast and he can't dribble.

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>Adrian make a save

>>75721915
quality post

>>75721940
He's scored 20+ league goals in 3 consecutive seasons, how many times does he have to do it for you to consider him a great player?

>>75721922

There are plenty of chavtastic white people in areas like Crayford, Bromley, Bexleyheath, Sidcup, Welling etc.

>shit keeper has a game of his life against Spurs

I thought these episodes stopped

How do you do my fellow anglos?

>>75721940
He is very good. But not falsh enough to warrant a massive price tag. he could be Spurs' Shearer.

>>75721957
He's a 3 seasons wonder, don't fall for it

oh when those spurs go marching in to the gas chambers

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>>75721940
>top EPL goalscorer for past 3 seasons combined
>not already great

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Post your Poch's

fucking red card that lad!!

>>75721958
>chavs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVq2bs8M9HM

>>75721991
Exactly, just like Kaka.

LANZINI'S GETTING GUTTED.

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>west ham with 3 at the back too

>no foul

>tfw Lloris tries to be Neuer
>tfw it works

>KOUYATE

how the fuck is that not a foul, he takes him clean out

the FA are desperate for the yids to win the league

>>75721958
Outer south east London is the white mans last stronghold in London, despite what these north of the river "people"
tell you

English refs are so so bad

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL

>>75722034
got to let the jews win haven't they

>christian eriksen going bald for a 2nd time

good example there kids of why you should never get a hair transplant. waste of money.

>gets a slight touch on the ball before taking lanzini flat out
>great, clean challenge

Why do English players seem to do so badly outside of the PL? Bale is a rare exception.

>>75722034
Got the ball. Helps if you know the rules when watching these things mate

>>75722040
places like richmond or wimbledon are still pretty much white, just full of city workers really

>>75722063

unwritten rule that keepers get more leeway

otherwise it would be pens all day every day and keepers wouldnt be able to come out

>>75722067
see >>75722063 my hook nosed friend

>>75722064
Bale isn't doing well lmao. He's only starting when fit because of Perez, he's been overtaken by Isco, James and Asensio

>>75722064
Not many leave the UK really.

>>75722064
>implying they even try to play outside the PL

>>75722092
Plus if you breath on a keeper, it's a foul against you

I thought Spurs were supposed to easily win this 4-0???

>>75722064
This is bait

>>75722067
>Got the ball

literally irrelevant.

it's you that doesn't know the rules, champ.

where's big man andy carroll

>>75722064
Bullshit.

>>75722111
After helping them win 2 decimas

>>75722116
>>75722112
Why?

hate west ham
love pints

Alli is overrated English shit. Get him off

>Rashida: As a Chelsea fan, I'd love for Spurs to win tonight. The must-win game attitude has made it all the more exciting.

>>75722064
>Why do English players seem to do so badly outside of the PL

what Premier League do you mean? the PL could be any number of countries.

if you mean English, just say EPL.

>>75722136
1 decima, nvm

>this fucking ref

>>75722064
Literally who?

>>75722125
>I thought

Thats when you just know.

>>75722147
premier league offers massive wages, even for shite players, so there is little incentive to go abroad

Hammers for life. Fuck ya'll punk ass bitches.

>>75721779
death gives life meaning because it is the fear of death that drives men to do great things. if we never died we would just sit on our asses all day.

>>75722150
>"fan"
More like customer, am I right?

>>75722147
Chips?

Hey British people, is Tottenham good or not?

>all season long chelsea benefit from refball basically every match
>suddenly tottenham can win the league
>every little refereeing decision goes in their favour and chelsea start getting major decisions going against them
>people still think the FA don't tell referees to favour certain teams

>>75722151
JaMuhammed please

>>75722147
why would you leave English football when it's got plenty of depth to it, pays better than any other country, plus you don't have to adapt to a foregin country.

If an English player leaves the English football system he goes to Scotland or MlelS kek

how is this game even relevant
why are they even playing

>>75722151
>>75717966

Make up your fucking minds

>>75722170

Global Rule 2.

>>75722136
True, he's excellent when fit, but that's about 4 weeks each season. It's a shame. He DID well but he's not doing well

I am fucking horned as a dog

uh oh every 50/50 decision goes to spurs

>>75722092
>refs are scared to influence the game by sending off the keeper
>""""""unwritten rule"""""" mate

>>75722188
yes, but they won't win a single trophy while they're this good, which will be incredibly typical of that club.

their players and manager will get poached by bigger clubs and they'll go back to finishing behind Arsenal every year

>>75722196
watch your tone when you reply to me kid, i wont warn you again

>Kouyate

SHIT
H
I
T

>>75722064
Bale isn't English ;^)

Both these teams are absolutely shit.

As I would have expected, Spuds without ref's help is nothing.

>pooyate

>>75722227
don't pretend to be me ever again you fat cunt

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Who Chelse/a/ here

>>75722238
very good post

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Why are so many young footballers black?

>>75722202
SMD bitch punk ass.

wow, what a wonderful London Derby™

I remember all those very significant London Derby™'s down the years

people certainly give a shit about these two clubs!

>9 yellow cards
>still on the pitch

affirmative action was a mistake

Lads, whenever I eat next to nothing at dinner, I get a massive shit the next morning.

What's going on ?

>All those yellows so far
Dogshit ref.

>>75722251
Pacebabbies

>>75720820
That's why you move on to your daughter when you wife gets old.

>>75722270
What are you eating for your other 12 meals in the day?

If you can't beat the Spammers at the Tescodome then you don't deserve to be champions.

Tottenham are a trainwreck. There's reason they got dicked in the Champions League.

>>75722270
it means that your body is starting to feed off your internal organs

you need to eat more or you're going to die

so THIS is the power of the EPL, the "most exciting league in the world"?

lmao

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>this game

>>75722270
Your fatass does't realize it's not hungry because you're so full, hence the massive defecation.

In other words, you're full of shit. Dumbass.

>>75722292
R A R E

Which Spurs players will be leaving this summer?

I can't remember what happened to Spurs in the ECL

>>75722310
No one has ever said that

Why does Anthony Taylor give every 50:50 to Spuds?

>>75722292

I was just in Bermuda, bolero restaurant was delicious

Why does it feel like there's 30 players on the pitch?

>>75722323
They won 2 matches and finished below Nerkusan and Monaco. Considering how Monaco have done that wasn't that bad really

This is worse that United - City a few week ago

>>75722317
haha not as full as I was 5 mins ago.

>>75722340

New rules m8, didn't you get the memo?

>>75722350
jej

>>75722340
Spam parking the bus, spuds all out attack

jesus, can't even come close to filling out your stadium for your biggest game of the season

The problem with Tottenham is that they always try to walk it in.

easiest 2,5u in my life

>>75722321
Walker, Alderweireld and Lamela.

They'll get a marquee signing though.

What the fuck is a Hotspur anyway?

>>75722324
yes they have.

why would you make such a retarded statement like that?

>>75722347
Leverkusen have been fucking shit this year, and CSKA are the definition of cannon fodder.

>>75722374
A spur that is hot obviously

>>75722374
a Jew or something

>>75722381

OK FAGGOT SHOW ME 200 EXAMPLES OF WHEN ANYONE HAS SAID THAT EVER, I'LL FUCKING WAIT

>>75722374
A warmed spur

>>75722381
Show me proof

>>75722374

It was a nickname of some knight from medieval tottenham, it's like calling somebody a firecracker or whatever

>tfw EXTREMELY painful stomach cramps coupled with diarrhœa preparing to storm out of the gates

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r8 my intramural soccer team's new logo guys

>a fucking cock and ball

>>75722407
The most jewed team in English football is named after a Christian knight.
Such is life, I suppose.

>>75722374
>>75722407
Shakespeare character

>There are "people" that actually pay money to watch games like this on television

>>75722406
>THE Premier League is officially the most exciting and unpredictable league in
the world.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/football/1098258/the-premier-league-is-the-most-exciting-and-unpredictable-league-in-europe-heres-why/

>>75722374
a yid that's been warmed in the oven

those yids look gassed!

>>75722439
i don't pay for it, my mum and dad do

>>75722442
But that's not what you said, you said "EPL, the "most exciting league in the world" "

That article doesn't talk about EPL, it talks about the Premier League

halftime fap y/n

>>75722439

Bermuda natives are disgusting, why haven't you purged them yet?

>>75722437

He was a real person too

is it just me or are they playing on a babby field

I'm angry

Is it time for Spurs to Spurs?

Looks like Olympic stadium too big for Spuds tippy tappy style

>>75722439
enjoy you 280p buffering stream you poof

>>75722498
based jew has a great stream

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>>75722374

> You have to earn your Spurs, Squire.

>The name of one of England's top football clubs, Tottenham Hotspur F.C., acknowledges Henry Percy, whose descendants owned land in the neighbourhood of the club's first ground in the Tottenham Marshes.

Now we know

>When people try to tell you Tottenham plays entertaining football

I glad I watched Köln/Bremen instead.

Awesome game for EL spots with 7 goals and 40min to go.

the winston wolf direct line adverts just make me sad, same as the willem dafoe ones for bt

it's a sharp reminder how far film has fallen that marketing parasites have their dirty hands all over it

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Guys is there a reason this faggot physically can't keep his jaw shut? Is it some type of tactic to run faster or something?

whos this dickhead on nbcsn

>>75722539
Dietmar, you just saved my night

>>75722549
give that silly cunt a right dicking to show her who's boss

>>75722554
Huge gonial angle.

Overly long midface