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SUPER RUGBY ROUND 11

>Friday 5th of May
7:35pm Hurricanes v Stormers

>Saturday 6th of May
5:00am Cheetahs v Highlanders
5:00pm Rebels v Lions
7:35pm Chiefs v Reds
9:45pm Waratahs v Blues

>Sunday 7th of May
1:05am Sharks v Force
3:15am Bulls v Crusaders
9:40am Jaguares v Sunwolves

BYES: Brumbies, Kings
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Pro12
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Aviva
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*dabs*
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*hakas*
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*makes the playoffs*
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>>75714706
>>75714710
>>75714718
>>/asp/
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>>75714706
>>75714710
>>75714718
LET'S HAVE ALL THE GAMES AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
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>>75714757
completely retarded to be honest
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poor stormers cant wait until they go home. luckily they have a shit conference and will most likely be in the playoffs.
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>>75714765
I'd never noticed before.
>let's spread our dwindling viewership over 7 simultaneous games
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>>75714773
>yfw they beat the chiefs
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Yo what's up I'm here.

Excited to watch the mighty Hurricanes put 70 points on the weak, poothetic Stormers.
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laugh out loud
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>>75714796
Same desu
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>>75714806
>Chiefs are the second best team
Still laughing tbqh
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>>75714806
almost fell over
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*falls over*
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Lorde will be a MILF in her 30s. Just reminding you all.
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>>75714806
>literally the least casual person here
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>>75714838
she'll be dead and replaced with a slutty body double soon lad
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*dabs into thread*
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>>75714838
/nrl/cunt level prediction lad
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>>75714751
Explain the blue scrotum to me please.
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*dabs*
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I'm a dumbass American who loves the sport but doesn't know what leagues to follow or where to start watching. I also, like many Americans, like rooting for a team and locally so, but I'm not sure what the scene is like in America or who to root for on an international level.

Any advice would be great. I wanna have something to watch when hockey dies!
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>>75714889
Watch Hurricanes vs Stormers kicking off in about 30 bings

*dabs*
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https://youtu.be/MYDu9atksuU

The absolute state of forwards.

Embarrassing, 2bh
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>>75714896
Ok
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>>75714889
>>75714896
Don't do this it will be a bad first impression. Wait until tomorrow to watch.
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>>75714710
Going to Wasps Sarries with the parents
Should be a decent afternoon
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>>75714898
imagine if people got laughed at this hard in soccer
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Fuck Wellington.
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Fuck Christchurch
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Go Auckland.
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>he hasnt watched the TRUE /rug/ kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JyoOhxNpGk
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>>75714940
>>75714941
>>75714945
Excellent posts.
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>>75714919
What kind of stadium bevvies and food do they have?
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>poosaders play landers, chiefs and hurricanes twice to end the reg season
Poosaders on imminent exposure watch lads.
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>>75715001
>but muh 3 ez wins!
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>>75715009
Kek
Will poosaders nrl casual ever recover?
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> crusaders
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Have a dab used to mean run the ball. Now it means act like a nigger.
Made me think.
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>crusaders
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*dabs up the blindside*
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>poosaders
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Will the Hurricanes steamroll the Stormers, or will they pull a Chiefs?
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>>75715063
stormers can meme only at home. also no kangaroo biceps man today
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>>75714889
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/hurricanes-vs-stormers-live-streaming

There you go if you're still here. Watch out for Vince 'Future All Dab' Aso

*dabs*
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canes lazy at the breakdown tonight
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Hurrs arent winning by 45 are they lads
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or are they
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Fk that was cheeky
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> le cross kick man
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>>75715126
>>le score from a favourable bounce cross-kicking man
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GODRDIE GOATret
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unreal
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THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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Wtf was that try
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lmao try
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Jesus, how the fuck? What the fuck?
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>tfw can't watch the game
>tfw missing out on all the dabs
>tfw can't dab because arms are too stiff from gym

Not a good Friday for me so far, lads
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They CAN'T keep getting away with this
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> le favourable offload man
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>letting fatvea score against you
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Fatvea is looking better in the air this year.
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>>75715195
Working out your arms in the gym is for queers. Quads only lads.
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>le fortunate pass man
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>hurrichokes
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>>75715222
Don't need strong legs when you lift with your back like a real man.
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jesus christ that steal
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AGAIN
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>le accurate cross kick man
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>that ''''''''''''''''''''''''kick''''''''''''''''''''''''
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Rerun the team
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> Mbonami has 5 test for the Boks

T R A N S F O R M A T I O N
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Hurricanes placekicking on utter poo watch
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>>75715296
Too much time practicing chip kicks and cross kicks.
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>>75715287
Mgoodfriend
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Lyds is dead.
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our dad on seriously bad pick watch
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KEK
where did all the fairweather smellingtons run off to?
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/sp/ Marais
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>>75715379
Fuck my life, son
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>>75715396
They were never even here.
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Where's poosaders are best team casual lad, I'd like to apologise.
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cheeky reminder that the landers SCORCHED this team
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>>75715321
Kek
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> canes have kicked 3 penalties all season

kek
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*taunts opponent*
*dabs*
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>>75715462
*taunts opponent*
*lose the ball*
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>he didn't predict a stormers redemption
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>fatvea
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>hurrichokes
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>>75714877
Based Speedkush
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kekekekekekek I thought the Stormers were homebabbies?
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Hurricanes can't handle the storm.
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>>75715496
South Island teams are refbabbies. Stormers should have won those games.
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>>75715501
I take it the Chiefs were refballed out of a win too?
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>tfw no dab
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L A U M A P E
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>>75715504
Yes
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>>75715508
>bait comment
>bait filename
pathetic
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>barrets in charge of kicking
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[DABBING STOPS]
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>>75715519
>you
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*aborts mid-dab*
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>rolling mauls
nice meme
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What happens when the steamers meet the hurricanes?
>shitstorm
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*dabbing collapses*
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Blacksticks on sky sport 4 is more interesting 2bh
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>hurricanes will complain about refball after that
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>>75715533
They're driving mauls. Fucking HATE it when people call them rolling mauls. I haven't seen a proper rolling maul in first class rugby for years.
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*dabs*
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>Hurrigays
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Hurricanes on decrepit obese decline watch:
Poolian Fatvea

Hurricanes on glorious ascension watch:
GODmape
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kolbe is so shit
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Didn't make my picks lads.
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>'has a little dab'
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>puts a little dab in
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Statpadding fuckwits 2bh. They already had the bonus point win. No reason to have risked injury with that play even if it ended with a try.
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*has a shit game*
*dabs*
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ANZAC Test thread is up lads

>>75715080

Get in here and support our brave Kiwis as they do their best!
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>>75715694
>NRsmell
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>>75715694
>Anzac test in may
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>>75715729
>"international" rugby league
>in Canberra

Fucking state of it lads.
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>>75714775
>Dwindling

m8 don't project your shitty failing league onto us. We're doing fine
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>>75714889
PRO Rugby collapsed after one season. What a pity.
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>white guys doing the haka
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>>75716058
You shouldn't judge people by the colour of their skin dude.
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>>75716073
Not judging, they just look weird
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>>75716094
Just making sure. I don't tolerate racism of any sort in my thread.
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>>75716102
Only white people can be racist and I ain't no cracka
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>>75716102
Your thread a shit, Takatãpui Iti
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>>75716125
kyk hier jou ma se poes nê
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>>75716178
Nice Google translate skills, my "white" friend.

How did it feel that the 2nd best domestic team in SA is better than your national team?
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Speak English monkeys.
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>>75716203
we don't care about rugby, it's the 8th sport here
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>his national lost to Japan
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>>75716203
statistically he's probably whiter than you
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>>75716238
statsGOD
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>>75716238
>SA: 8% white
>Argentina: 0% white
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>>75716009
*dwindles*
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>>75716273
*barely exists*
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>>75716291
*makes up jewish lies*
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>>75716291
*narrowly avoids oven*
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>>75716300
*doesnt realize the only israeli in /rug/ is a muzzie*
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>>75716331
*dislikes mudslimes equally*
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>>75716331
how could i possibly believe you
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>>75716344
>mfw i am a muslim that pretends to be a jew that lies and pretends to be muslim
my plan is flawless. i easily make you hate jews
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>>75716223
I don't know why you are firing shots at me, I like your country, especially the beef you export, it was the only thing that we could get in the UK which resembled the meat we bought here.

>>75716238
>le because he is from South Africa he's black meme

If this is what passes as a standard for "banter" nowadays, then both /rug/ and /cric/ are heading into dark times.

At least put some effort into it, for Christ's sake.
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>>75716393
I wasn't bantering
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>>75716393
You're the one firing shots saying Argentina sucks at rugby...
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Then you need to get yourself an education and learn about a country before commenting on its population.

No wonder your country outsources for skilled people and leaves the mundane tasks to its indigenous population.
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>>75716449
Well your national team is better than ours, if it's any consolation. In my honest opinion, I think it's going to remain that way, where Argentina will sit above SA and Australia, at least until our unions get an overhaul.
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>>75716458

Shut the fuck up you literal African.
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>>75716458
>>75716478
>you will never EVER seethe this much on an anonymous imageboard
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>>75716567
No one is seething here at all, I just think it's a pretty foolhardy assumption to make when the consider the history of South Africa. I am encouraging the lad to make a bit of an effort.
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cheetos and HOYlanders in 2 hours and 11 minutes.
gonna be fun
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just checked the NZ clock, highlanders fans will have to wake up at 5 am... they really shouldnt do cross continent games in friday imho
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Next saturday
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VRYSTAAAAAAAT
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>>75718761
i have no life and will watch that thing if there will be streams
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>jags vs sunwolves

who to support tho
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>>75719303
Onças
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>>75719303
jags
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taking a quick evening nap lads. brb
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>>75718857
>revs harley davidson while driving on the rugby field
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>Does this sort of thing every game http://www.punditarena.com/rugby/jmurphy/watch-jordie-barretts-just-scored-outrageously-freakish-try-vs-stormers/
>Nah he won't be an AB he is worse than MemeKensie

He is a big cunt too, look how small those forwards look next to him. Future GOAT, Ben Smith would be on the look out if he wasn't old and on the way out by the time this young lad hits his stride
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MOAR SMITHS
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>>75720410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0-OkIl0Dw
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£190 for two days work lads
Japan here we come.
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Highlânderes losing by 5 and with two sin binned
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Go Cheetahs
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impressive from cheetahs. they have a promising future in the curry cups
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>Highlânderes
>losing by 17 to Chitas

Aotearoan rugby is overrated
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>>75721265
Losing by 3 now

Not that overrated
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>>75721413
Highlânderes victory

I'm wrong and happy for it
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never ever doubt da chiefs
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Gutted for the Cheetoh's desu, glad that they are showing lots of fight though, definitely SA's third best team
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landGODS
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literally running out of loose forwards lads
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>>75723170
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>>75723170
Matt Todd, Dixon and Ardie tbqh
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>>75723417
>tfw lions dominate the backrow battle
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>>75723170
Just send them to Fiji and wave some wet leaves over their injuries
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I've now got non-shit internet in my flat now. It ain't 100/20, but it's better than 5/1. Should I stream the matches tonight?
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>>75723907
Nah rugby is gay. Stream some hot steamy porn
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>>75723907
ye cuz
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>>75723930
>>75723944

I'm this chap. Will have to check if my hitbox account is still active/not banned
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>>75723907
Mildly jealous tßh.
We get unshit internet late 2017 apparently.
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>>75724101
Don't be. This started planning in January this year.

It'll be here (permitting): hitbox.tv/immortalmew2
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No Canes tonight.
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Every time I think about watching a match being played in South Africa hearing those commentators really makes me think it won't be worth it.
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>>75725950
But the way they prononce names is funny.
they very un-hyoe though.
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Scotland
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are a good bunch of lads.
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>>75723417
Luatua will have to be the starting 6 at this point
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While SR saturday fever doesn't start, pick one
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*dabs*
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>Rebels v Lions

Anyone else going to watch this?
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rather watch my wife take a massive dump to be honest
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>>75730771
Whereabouts are you? I'd be keen to watch.
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>>75730771
Something big and brown will be going in and out of your wifes ass tonight
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>>75730827
hamilton to be honest
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Going to Ortega fish shack for dinner lads
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>>75730976
Based city of the future
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>>75731156
Hamiltonian from the future here. I can confirm that the Chiefs win 2017 Super Rugby
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>>75731006
http://ortega.co.nz/menus/dinner-menu
>Corn fed Duck liver Pâté, Pedro Ximénez syrup, feijoa & saffron chutney
>Shoesting fries, kimchi salt
>Snapper, tomato & chickpea ragout , cavolo nero, chorizo & almond crumb, scampi emulsion
>Catalan Crêpes with orange caramel sauce, vanilla ice cream
Planned your meal for you lad you're welcome
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>>75731219


Not choosing
>Crayfish & Prawn ravioli, grilled tiger prawn, crayfish butter, truffle oil
>Sautéed courgettes, garlic, mint, pickled chilli
>Gurnard, soft white polenta, diamond shell clams, herb velouté, curry oil
>Chocolate Mousse, espresso mascarpone, dark Ghana ganache & chocolate crumb, espresso tuile
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>>75731284
hate polenta and courgette
the ravioli would be a good choice
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>2017
>burning rubbish in your backyard
deserves execution
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>>75730657
me 2bh
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>>75731219
Based danny
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Going live NOW

hitbox.tv/immortalmew2

Rebels v Lions @ 1700 NZST
Chiefs v Reds @ 1935 NZST
Waratahs v Blues @ 2145 NZST

FIRST SPORT STREAMING DAY IN AGES. MADE SOME IMPROVEMENTS TO BETTER VIEWINGS.
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>New Zealand Rugby League confirm they are investigating allegations that Kiwis skipper Jesse Bromwich and Kevin Proctor have allegedly been caught attempting to buy cocaine after the match.

based nrsmell
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>>75731928
At this point I think players are getting targetted for stings, or they're being monitored. The amount of sportsmen being done for cocaine can't be a coincidence.

Either that or they should just decriminalize it.

A lot of high functioning people use the stuff.
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>>75731984

I love the smell of cocaine.
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>diving 5 meters before the line
why
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>M'poo
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rip stream lmao
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Stream is back

https://www.hitbox.tv/immortalm3wtwo
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stream.me/immortalmewtwo
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Sorry for the multiple minute delay, Hitbox seems to have changed it's streamer ToS in such a way that it fucks up getting back up quickly.

I'm on stream.me now.

stream.me/immortalmewtwo
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Nice discussion
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lions sloppy in defence. if they dont improve there then i dont see them going past semi finals.
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>that 'cross' kick
lmao
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Game any good?
At the park. Go home or stay a while?
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>>75732850
rebels actually putting up a fight. not sure if they can keep up though
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>>75732850
exactly what you expect from rebels vs lions
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>reblels defence
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I forgot to change my midnight shit picks, looks like I might be having a comeback this week.

Might have to eat raw chicken a bit
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holy shit mahusa
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>pray on
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This game is so shit.

And to top it off, there were no Kiwis posting HTS.
Not happy right now
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>>75733498
>any game getting HTS other than prime time NZ games
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>>75733526
Kiwis should be up though, and with a game of this calibre, the possibility of some HTS leaking over into game time seems a lot higher.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-CuPAvlho8

Sky getting BTFO
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>>75733553
Considering the Lions will top the comp I'm surprised 2bh
Too many casuals in /rug/

Good thing us /heart/ supporters are here
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>>75733581
shut up you goddamn slut
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>>75733581
HOLY SHIT THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING TWAT
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>>75733581
>satellite is the most reliable
>if it rains a bit you cant watch anything
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>>75733757
To be fair, watching it on tv is a lot more reliable than the steaming pile of poo that they call skygo.
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Your Dad on elite pick watch.
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wark away
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Anyone who think the reblels should continue to exist needs a lobotomy.
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Kiwi teams about to play.
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Seems like the best place to ask atm, but anyone know/will have a stream for Parker vs whoever the fuck this can is?
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>>75734218
I would, but I'd really want to be streaming under a VPN in that case.

There'd probably be too much packet loss from that.
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>>75733581
sky is fucking evil
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>>75714871
That's the Blue Balls of the Blue Bulls lad, just a bit of cheeky banter.
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Since this rumour that the mighty Free State Cheetahs will get the boot I'm not motivated to watch any more rug.

I mean I have been disappointed in them for years but that is my lot in life, now corporate america wants to take that away from me.

I dont know, I'm just in a dark place right now. Saffa rugby is dying and it starts with booting the Cheetahs
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>>75734376
why the cheetahs and not the kings
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>>75734354
Aah not bad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzhNflK6pdc

Fiji vs Samoa U20s if anyone wants to watch
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>>75734386
Because there is two teams from SA going. Seems like Cheetahs are the odd ones out with the Kings
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>>75734398
*watches wife shit*
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>>75734376
Tbh, they should merge the Lions and Bulls, but the only downside from that is that you would get the riff raff stuck in the past in Pretoria coming to Johannesburg.

Also, come on lad, it's more than just SA Rugby that's dying. When Bob Mugabe is running advocate for your country, you know the place is in Shit Street.
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>>75734445

Toilet cam live stream please?
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>>75734400
>>75734450
>>75734386
This whole format is a joke, I have said for years that they can have 20 teams in a 4 group format with quarters/semis and finals.

That way the big corporations have their total game quota and it is easier on the players and you get excited about a match because it is not guaranteed that you will get to see the Bulls/Hurricanes/Brumbies next year.
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He's back lads.
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>>75734573
Only for however many minutes the last 2 digits of my post are. Concussion in comming
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>>75734573
*gets alzhiemers*
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>>75734589
>89min
What a fkn workhorse
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>>75734599
based Charlie Ngatai playing during half time
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>>75734610
9 minute surge of brutal defence and rumbling it with the forwards after the hooter.
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*performs haka*
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Heyaaaah
Heyaaah
Alright alright alright alright alright
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finished my breakfast of leftover falafels and guacamole
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Very happy with the stream delay of stream.me, only 5 seconds

stream.me/immortalmewtwo
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>>75734573
Did moari impis fight with aloe leaves?
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>>75734739
no
they probably fought with nothing but flax skirts
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>>75734739
No aloe leaves aren't too tough so you shouldn't have to sight them
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>>75734739
they arent called impis either
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What's a moari
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>the chiefs are good meme
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>based baldie
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>>75734787
I think he means those people that are like islanders but not as welcoming
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>its a chiefs almost lose at home against one of the bottom tier sides episode
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Cooper's dabbing form is shit. He needs to spend some time in Wellington.
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Teams that are done:
Queefs, Hurrigays
Teams in glorious ascension:
Based fucking Blues lads
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Might do some flaxxies lads

#upthepuk
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>>75734807
this 2bh
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No fucking try carry on
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>refball goes in favour of the chiefs
what a surprise
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Bullshit call.
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such bullshit. way to kill aus rugby even quicker.
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That was on the line. Would've been a bit miffed if it wasn't given.
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>refball for a team that honestly doesn't need it at all
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Just finished up at Ortega lads going home to watch the rugby
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Ngatai is rattled.
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cane really shouldnt even be on the bench for the ABs
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Based fucking reds lads
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*dabs before kick*
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>>75734924
Caned your mum on a bench last night 2bh lad.
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quade has been alright to be frank
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*takes the shot*
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Fucking queefs pussies getting blown the fuck out by strong tackling.
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*smashes shoulder into opposition's face*

What, me sir?
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alright i had enough with this semen slurping match.
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*drops the ball*
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I just got a big sub from subway

And I'm not talking about a sandwich
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Charlie Ngatai on permanently brain damaged watch.
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poo barlow on not even in the squad watch
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What's he so smug about
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>not even full stadium
Should have held this game in Tauranga desu
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>>75735027
Thinking about his big overseas pay cheque
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>>75735036
Probably because Taranaki should be Hurricanes territory. Bull Allen would be disgusted.
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>>75735027
He knows he has the best hair on the team.
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Charlie GOATai
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>>75735036
I want this so badly
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Imagine your team being so shit they can barely score a try with a 2 man advantage.
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>spend 10 minutes smashing forwards and going nowhere
>go to the backs
>score immediately

DUH CANE DUH IM THE CAPTAIN *GRUNTS* ME RUN BALL *GRUNTS*
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>>75735044
Kind of insulting that Big Strong Wellington had to give small weak Hamilton a strong rugby region for them to be relevant

Surprised there was very little blow back 2bh
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Reminder that based Ngatai is /rug/ approved
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>>75735073
Wellington is full of cucks that bow down to the TauranGODS demands
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Kenzie is going to get a conversion charged down sooner or later.
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>>75735073
Taranaki folk didnt like it.
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>>75735073
And yet the Barretts stay loyal and still avoid the Queefs.
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>>75735088
Correct, considering all it did was move an imaginary line a little there was no real change
>>75735090
The Barrett's are based
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> i dont rate ngatai
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Yes, yes Charlie you have played well.

However...
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>>75735120

Damn that's a sexy half time slag.
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Hey look, Andrew Mulligan isn't fucking smashed this time.
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James Lowe ABs, yes or no
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>>75735141
No. He's off to Europe at the end of season
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HTS lads
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>>75734924
I think he's doing an okay job, not brilliant but not bad either

It's just unfortunate that he's being compared to possibly the best open side in history
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>>75735135
> le big coconut who dicks over shit teams meme

no
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>>75735141
He really should've been in the squad ahead of Naholo last year based on form
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>>75735155
plenty of other loose forwards do his job just as well without giving away 10 penalties a match
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>>75735154
Have to sex?
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>>75735155
>you now remember Read switching positions from flanker to no8 to avoid this
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>>75735158
The mighty Hurricanes have some past success with that role playing 12.
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>>75735178
>The mighty Hurricanes have some past success with that role playing 12.
It was the AB's that had success with it
Hurricanes pulled their hair out while he lost as many games as he won for them.

Slightly exaggerated but you get the point
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>>75735174
Hella tight slants
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>>75735194
>ok
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*dabs*
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I think Savea should start at 7.
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Chiefs pack is great
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>>75735205
hes better off the bench or at 8 to be frank
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Well just fuck my pick right in the anus lads.
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>>75735191
Nonu was a loose cannon for the Canes untill 2015 when he actually pulled his act together and became the form best 12 in the world. I think him approaching the end of his career, the death of Collins, and knowing his long-time partner Smith is retiring as well really stung him into action
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>smiles at the state of australian rugby
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CHIEEEEEEFFFFFFSSS

that Lowe break was fuckin sexy
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>>75735223
Agree 100% with you lad
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>>75735215
Kaino and Read may very well be out for the Lions. Someone has to fucking start.
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>>75735191
Not going to argue that, he played like shit outside of the first couple and the last year. But are you trying to say that success for the Hurricanes and success for the ABs is some sort of inverse relationship?
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>>75735234
Give it some Beaver and the All Blacks will be right
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>>75735234
at 8 then
cane begrudgingly at 7
dixon at 6
todd on the bench
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As long as Messam doesn't play for the All Blacks I don't mind. He's an absolute provincial meme.
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>>75735246
Shields?
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>>75735241
I'm saying that being a part of a successful team doesn't make you the reason for their success, not that the hurricanes had much note worthy success with Ma'a
He was OK in a yellow jersey and far better in a black one
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Do you lads think once Cruden fucks off to France the Chiefs will start playing Beaver at 10 and McKenzie at 15 like they have tonight? I'm honestly unsure about McKenzie's ability to control a game at 10
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>>75735234
Just use Luatua. He's leaving at the end of the year too, so that can used to psychologically motivate him for good performance
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>>75735260
Squire?
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THE DON
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>>75735246
I'm good with Dixon starting, fan of Todd too. Cane a shit.
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>>75735265

That and Donald putting on a master class tonight.
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Leitch is leaving for the Sunwolves.
>>
BEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEEEEEEEEER
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>>75735270
broke his thumb
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> implying the All Blacks wont go full meme

6. Cane
7. Todd
8. Savea
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>>75714704
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>>75735270
Can't stand his fucking head.
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Serious question:

Who has the more hated fanbase - Chiefs or Crusaders?
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>>75735265
Well they can't really just keeping using Donald for long. They'd be better off giving someone game time who will still be around in a few years
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>>75735291
Poosaders easily.
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>>75735291
crusaders
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>>75735287
Todd is shit but he will definitely make the yeam at this injury rate.
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>>75735285
They said 6 weeks when it happened, he should be due back any week now shouldn't he?
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>>75735288
A classic.

Gotta love how the streaming site I use (which is Russian), has a decent crack at Maori.
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>>75735291
Cumguzzlers are more hated than White Saffas
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>>75735262
I remember that period. Nonu was such a headache that Hurricanes didn't renew his contract. He went to stay at the Highlanders and then the Blues and was uninspiring for either team.

But unfortunately there was no better 12 in NZ during that period
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>>75735302
he broke his thumb today lad
liam squire i assume your talking about
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>>75735276
I wonder, will his legs last the 80?
>>75735291
As a Hamiltonian and Chiefs fan living in Christchurch I can say they're both shit.
The Crusaders are possibly worse
>>75735295
They would probably be giving McKenzie more time at 10 if they were doing that
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>sports streaming site

http://livetv.sx/enx/forum/showthread/774/0/#post2649
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>>75735291

Cumgayders.
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>>75735265
BOLD prediction

Chiefs have lined up Otere Black to start at 10 next season

I agree Mckenie is not a 10 but can cover there well enough
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>>75735291
Cumsaders
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>>75735322
Isn't he all but confirmed to be going to the Poos?
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>>75735291
In real life or here?

In real life it seems pretty even currently, when the Chiefs where good their fanbase was the most hated, before that Crusaders far quite a long while, before that Blues.
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>>75735291
poosaders.
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>>75735328
hope not
blues need to keep a fucking squad for more than a year

give francis a good go at it
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>>75735322
>Chiefs have lined up Otere Black
Do you have a source? Last I heard he was going to the Blues
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>>75735312
Fuck I was thinking of his knee injury in March kek
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>>75735330
Aucklanders in general are scummy. Blues fans are ok, just delusional.
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>>75735333
Francis is leaving.
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>>75735334
>>75735328
Chiefs need a new 10 and Black is clearly going somewhere. Black will pick Chiefs over Blues because its the Blues

>>75735344
They still have Gatland and West and Perofeta not been given a go yet
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>>75735344
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>75735310
>But unfortunately there was no better 12 in NZ during that period

It was more about him and c smith having a psychic connection.

They are the GOAT centre combo.
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when the cruasaders win the title how bootyblasted will /rug/ be? Will shitspouter retire from 4chan?
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>>75735367
Well we won't hate you more.
That would be impossible.
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imagine how suicidal crusader fans will be when they get humiliated by the godlanders in the quarters
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Hot prediction: Crusaders lose to the Hurricanes twice in the upcoming weeks and then lose to them again in the playoffs.
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hot factual observation: the hurricans struggled against the Stormers
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>>75735354
Word. Smith and Nonu's partnership was one of a kind. I remember there was this one test match where they got into an impromptu foot race to ground the grubber kick into the try zone. Conrad won that one and his beaming face at Nonu was like watching two friends playing as they're kids in the backyard again.

Will be a while before we see that combination in a test match again
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Why are the refs still excepting that the ball is rolled into the scrum in the way that its been done atm its at such an angle that the hookers dont have to do anything.
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>>75735291
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>>75735413
some refs still enforce straight feeds
pretty bloody rare
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Reminder that the Poosaders only beat the Reds by 2 (two) points.
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>>75735288
Aotearoan football national team should do haka

>>75735178
I like 2015 aotearoan SR teams uniforms
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>>75735413
They said they were going to start policing it properly a few seasons ago but they gave up since hookers aren't trained to hook anymore
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>>75735424
yeah fuck those guys in particular
>have no idea what I'm talking about

>>75735447
You can call that New Zealand, we aren't offended by the Maori name
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>>75735409
Compare:

>recently arrived in the country full of false confidence with majority easy victories under their belt

vs

>third week, adjusted with a serious fire lit under them after being thumped twice and wanting to prove themselves and not have their tour be a huge failure

Stormers were always going to have at least one decent game over here
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How the fuck did Lowe manage that?
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>>75735412

Nice blog post m7+1
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>>75735461
>implying it's used to offend
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>>75735413
It's the same things in line-outs desu.
I don't think it's possible to ref a game to the absolute letter of the law.

Look at Bitchie's career, he made one out of being offside at the breakdown
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>>75735478
Razzle dazzle lah
>>
How the? What the? HUH!?
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>>75735478
the 8 was lazy
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>>75735492
Commentators blaming Cooper too. I seem to remember he was always weak on defence
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How does blues year guy keep getting away with it lads?
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>>75735409
The Chiefs (34 v 26) lost to them, Hurricanes > Chiefs confirmed

>>75735467
Hurricanes had a key player or 2 out as well to be frank
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>>75735516
muscular rugby knowledge from watching thousands of blues games
>>
BALL HANDLING
>>
how we lookin' lads
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>>75735546
reds are black and blue
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>>75735546
Looking good lad, just got a hair cut and looking slick, yourself?
>>
>about to go from playful, comfy TJ to some one-eyed bogan

-_-
>>
>>75735516
Perhaps he thinks if he says it for long enough he'll eventually be right
>>
Which kind of company is Waikato Draught?
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>>75735516
>25th place
>>
>>The Reds have tonight conceded double the points the Sunwolves conceded against the Chiefs
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>>75735568
A company that makes low quality piss
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>>75735568
Bottled river water
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>>75735568
Beer.
Shitty beer.
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>>75735573
>>The Rebels have concedded more points than the Sunwolves this season
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>>75735559
Lucky I'm a lifelong Chiefs fan.

>>75735560
Nice faam, just woke up and eating oats
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>>75735582
Lager beer?
>>
Imagine being from Hamilton.
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>>75735568
Highest quality beer in the southern hemisphere, weak Aucklanders wouldn't appreciate it's intricate flavour palette
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>>75735590
Always thought there was 2 lifelong Brit Chiefs fans

*dabs respectfully*
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Why the fuck does Sam Cane always put his fucking hat one for post match interviews? It's 9pm. Fucking retard.
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>>75735595
Umm....draught
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*dabs up the bru*
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>>75735603
that would be speights
t. cuntabrian
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>>75735610
Sponsorship money lad
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>>75735595
Correct
>>75735611
Also correct

Its a draught larger
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>>75735603
Tastes like silage you fucking bogun.
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>cane putting on a hat for the interview
NO CLASS
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>>75735617
Most shameful thing to ever come out of the mighty Tauranga Boys' College.
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>>75735625
How do you know what silage tastes like?
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>>75735590
It's 10am lad, should have already done your first gym sessions, sort it out.

>>75735600
Scary desu
>>
Wheres the Parker streams at
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>>75735634
I've tried waikato draught.
>>
HAHA TIME FOR BLUES
>>
Who wants me to tuck in the boxing match into the next rugby fixture?

stream.me/immortalmewtwo
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>>75735644
5fd2e42a08c43105a6828d459e0602e64e5cdec2
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>>75735625
I didn't know silage tastes like the nectar of the gods

TIL cows live the good life
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>>75735644
*reports you to duco*
>>
Fuck, Prometheus is on.
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>TIL
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acestream://22c343e5adcf5781425f12e4b88459d0f4d0e847
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>>75735682

Are you imagining Idris Elba absolutely wrecking Charlize Theron like I am?
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>>75735665
>dubstep
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>>75735692
I take suggestions
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>>75735666
Only pakiball on this

>>75735688
Russian shit
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>>75735701
dark third
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>>75735701
Slayer
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>>75735705
the fight's at 10, they're playing IPL unitl then
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>>75735707
There you are.
>>
> Glorious Chiefs match
> High quality, high energy discussion filled with insight and cheeky banter

> Cumsaders or Hurrichokes match
> a couple of autistic kiwis exchanging dabs and forced memes

Makes you think
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>>75735701
Play that new parramore tune
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>>75735701
Some silky smooth jazz, I don't know any jazz songs but I always hear them on streams and they're nice.
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>>75735719
I'm the common denominator here.
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>>75735719
*dabs at you*
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>>75735714
>>75735723
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>>75735727
Squeezing in some Smooth Jazz as well
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>>75735723
Bringing that in to while we have time.
>>
das nice mayne
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>>75735739
Play some Nathan Haines. The Poets embrace album is good.
>>
Will there ever be a center as elite and intelligent as Conrad Smith? Coconuts can never compare.
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>>75735755
>ok
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Hope the new Aliens flick is good
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>>75735762
unironically buckman
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>>75735755
London Maori Club?
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>>75735762
Rugby intelligence is no meme, a lot of the time it can totally dominate raw talent.
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>>75735786
Conrad had both
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>>75735786
Explain why Stephen Hawking isn't the GOAT
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>>75735794
kek
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>>75735794
Because he can't even walk? Fuckwit.
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>>75735794
Career ending injury
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>>75735793
>>Played professional rugby on a test level
>>Also a licensed solicitor
Conrad was based
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79PRJ7rwI9A

U20S AUZ VS NZ

SAFFA BRAH WHERE YOU AT?
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>>75735811
*watches wife shit*
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>>75735768
He strikes me as a real bogan.
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>>75735811
>poopeelia BTFO already
hmmm
>>
>Phil Kearns
>>
Is this the best chance an Australian team will have this year?
>>
>>75735825
tahs lost to the kings lad
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>>75735830
Best remaining chance then.
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>TFW disgusted at the 4-5 fobs in each 15 man team
How do White Americans even watch their sports?
>>
nice stream lad I can actually see the ball compared to cricfree streams
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>>75735843
by not being an autist presumably
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>>75735825
To think it was only a year ago that the Blues would be considered underdogs against the Waratahs
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>white vs light blue
cancer
>>
>angus gardner
JUST
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>haven't won there for 14 years
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>>75735859
This. Good luck to the Blues.
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>>75735862
>>75735862
>>75735862
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>>75735719
The reds playing was the determining factor. Chief match banter is usually just memespouter talking to himself.
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