NBA GENERAL

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>>75714215
>that """""""edit"""""""

please try harder next time bro...

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first for lelbron

>>75714241
the trace tool on paint wouldn't let me do a perfect circle senpai :(

I gotta wait basically two motherfucking days to see the Celtics play again after that stinker?

Jesus christ.

What's the difference between taking a huge shit and watching Warriors play?

When I take a shit I don't need to look at how ugly it is. When I watch a Warriors game I'm forced to see Apemond's face, KD's nappy hair and ugliness in general, Klay's Squidward house mug, and Zaza's Slav/Churka thug/rapist blank expression.

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>>75714271
Here you go. You better not shit on my rapties ever again.

>>75714335
You didn't even fucking try, if my photoshop wasn't broken I would embarrass you.

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>>75714332
steph could easily be a calvin klein model if he didnt make to the nba

>>75714335
thank you bro...appreciate it

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Kelly Oubre is a real nigga. Had no idea he went to jail for beating up his girlfriend before.

>>75714356
It was a 30 second edit just to give that guy the image he wanted. I can edit circles around you in photoshop you little bitch.

The spread is CLE -2.5

Do I take Toronto?

>>75714363
hes our guy

>>75714377
Toronto in 6! LeBum is finished! He hasn't even surpassed Kobe!

>>75714377
toronto are broken this isn't going to be a repeat of last season

Draymond is so fun to watch, he legit is probably a top 5 player in the league

>>75714390
>watching a donkey kick people
no

>>75714367
Hah, you can't even begin to fathom the power I wiled with the selection tool.

I can literally edit your entire life out of existence.
Better yet, I can edit you girlfriend into a troll! HAHAHAHAHHAHA, that's if you even HAVE a girlfriend! in that case I can just turn your mother into a prostitute using my excellent selection of source images and blending abilities!

Mark my words you little bitch, I can summon the very heavens to my feet if I can find the right image, DO NOT speak to me in that way ever again!

@75714390
Awful b8

Take a lap

>>75714390
This may make me sound like a Redditor, but I don't like how he kicks people in the balls. That's not how a grown-ass man should hit another grown-ass man. If you're going to try and land a hit on someone, go for something other than the balls. Men don't hit other men in the balls, that's what women do when they're trying to fight off a rapist.

just woke up and saw the news, lmao im laughing hard at the celtics

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>>75714435
>That's not how a grown-ass man
But he's not a man. He's a donkey

>>75714435
Uh... Hate to break it to you, but Basketball is about trash talk, and guys take shit to peoples wives and kids all the time, so why not get physical with it? If you're gonna do a verbal low blow, than why not a physical low blow? It's more effective and gets into peoples heads much better.

>>75714419
I lead /nba/ in most images edited per thread. I don't think you realize that you're talking to the photoshop GOAT. I sharpened my pen tool through various photoshop battles against Hinkie himself.

Think twice before talking all that shit. You might get edited into the shadowrealm if I find the right source image on google. In fact, I'm about to search for one right now. You're fucked, bitch.

>>75714479
>Basketball is about trash talk
Basketball is about putting the ball in the basket. Its in the name.

>/nba/ cries about the league being too soft nowadays with no trash talk or physical play
>shits on the only player that plays physical and has passionate trash talk

>>75714271
>>75714271
why aren't you using photoshop senpai

Photoshop is for losers, OC made using Photoshop looks sterile and lifeless.

>>75714514
I just never torrented it. I heard if you buy it it's subscription-only now? I used gimpshop years ago but forgot how to do it

>>75714534
ya it's subscription only bullshit

>I have a shit computer and I just need something that is better than paint, I will not be doing any video editing
Use Photoshop 7

https://fastpiratebay.co.uk/torrent/3570192/Adobe_Photoshop_7.0_with_serial

>I have 8gb+ of ram, would like to also do video editing in Photoshop, and can follow basic instructions

https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/39qnll/guide_for_microsoft_windows_office_and_adobe/

Scroll down to Adobe section.

No anon should be without photoshop, for it's the sword you protect yourself with on /nba/.

>>75714548
dont download this hes trying to put a rat on your computer to spy on you with we already saw him do this with other anons earlier in the year....

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>>75714335
I root for you guys every year in the East, please bounce back!!

>>75714558
Harry I love you.

>>75714384
>this is what Craptor fans actually believe

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>>75714534
>gimpshop
believe it's dead now, I remember there was a big ruckus, the guy got his domain name stolen or some shit and threw a fit

>>75714558
Nope, I used the reddit link to install 2017 the other day, works like a charm on 10

I have a few tweaks though

>>75714493
playing physical doesn't mean grabbing dicks

>>75714571
Filtered

you niggas cant compete with based harry OCs doe

>>75714493
Agreed. Byrd, Rodman and Lambieer laugh so hard.

>>75714572
>turn off auto-select layer
very annoying feature, when you use the move tool, it's the option on the top left

under preference
>show start workspace
uncheck
>use legacy new document
check

under units
>change rules to pixels

>only two teams have a chance of winning the championship
why dont we just skip to the finals

>>75714541
>>75714548
>>75714572

thanks senpais

>>75714572
Mine is 2015 version and I don't feel like updating it.

Any major differences?

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>>75714335
Nice OC my man.

>>75714606
Not really anything worth upgrading to. The edge tool (which is called select and mask now) is kinda buggy in this new version, sometimes doesnt work, only major bug I've found so far

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Honestly though, if you replaced Wall with Westbrook the Wizards would win the chip.

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>>75714620
Alright thanks senpai.

Anyways, this one goes out to my nigga Gowiz.

So, I haven't visited 4chan since a year and a half ago, and I don't know if anyone else notices, but it's better now.

Last time I spent here was filled with gayfag trips and spam. It's chill AF now. Nice

>>75714590
I love harry

>>75714631
Hello Sam

>>75714621
If you replace Lowry with Westbrook Raps win the title

>>75714631
Breh night time /nba/ is chill. The rest of the time it's shitposting and some /pol/ leakage during daytime.

Btw hard shell tacos are GOAT. Just had one today and didn't break too much. Soft shell is just sandwiches.

>>75714621
Nah, they would have gotten swept

>>75714621
if you replace lebron with westbrook cavs win the title

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Man, Paul Pierce let us down today. I don't think he made enough calls.

Westbrook on the rockets team instead of Harden would be shitting on the spurs right now.

>>75714621
>>75714644
>>75714637
>>75714648
is this a meme i've missed?

>>75714637
Honestly ya, probably.

>>75714648

Yes but only because the spurs have no answer for how athletic Russ is, they never have/

The team would overall be worse against other teams. Against the spurs I think you're right.

>go on reddit's NBA board
>every other word is salty, senpai, savage, dope, lit, bruh, af

is /nba/ the same way?

>>75714659
yeah but ironically

>>75714621
If you replace CP3 with Westbrook Clippers make the 3rd round

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>>75714659
They don't have Wall memes desu.

>>75714659
No we argue about some guy who loves Curry and always spams images of him. Also LeDickriders are the gayest niggas here

>>75714641
most of the /pol/ shit is ironic and is only done because it makes people mad. hard shells are dogshit

>>75714631
miss you sam baby

>>75714669
this makes me kek hard every time

God bless Wall memes, they are Reddit-proof.

>>75714641
hard shels fucking suck you degenerate

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>>75714641
>Soft shell is just sandwiches.
you again..

Sup whiteys

wtf i thought this john wall mario meme was made by reddit

who is sam? i keep hearing this guy's name come up

>>75714686
It's like eating chips with your taco. The crunchy shell adds an extra level to it.

who /gettingfit/ here

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>>75714691
Sounds like something sam would say...

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>>75714695
I was but then I saw some guac at winco and now im eating it with a spoon

>>75714693

An extra level of shit

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>>75714690
It's an /nba/ original (patent pending)

>>75714691
Sam Hinkie

>>75714699
Olynyk was visibly shook after that. Guy looked like a fucking ghost.

>>75714700
yo shutup

>>75714695
Your mom and I are working up a sweat right now. Wanna join us?

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you can't hide forever hinkie, the discord is slowly revealing it's secrets to me

>>75714713
An extra level of derp

bros im scared to look at my grades

>>75714723
they have college in huezil?

>>75714693
You're embarrassing us.

>>75714691
we have reason to believe Sam Hinkie (old 76ers gm) used (still???) to post here

>>75714723
They have schools in Brazil???

>>75714723
Do what I do and get so high that it doesn't even matter anymore..

>have a project due by tomorrow morning that I forgot about
Wew

>>75714743
mfw 2000 word paper about some shit book

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>>75714743
shit i gotta do a discussion board before midnight totally forgot

my 10th year in community college hope i graduate this year (i am not jjoking 100% serious, this is my 10th year but i was out of the country for 5 of those and doing shitty online classes)

>>75714740
Be careful, a no life zero pay voluntary employee of a Vietnamese sewing board might warn you for posting off topic on /nba/. It's a serious offense.

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>>75714755
good looking out canada

the uprising soon

>>75714755
>tfw I got banned for two days for posting Ros Gold

fucking jannies

>>75714750
are you just a rich fag with indulgent parents?

>>75714755
i got banned once for posting that paul millsap would be a great bull for my gf

>>75714767
For some reason off topic posting is a big deal but in the day no one gives a fuck. I've seen long conversations over shit like what is "real" futa porn or the difference between traps, trans and cross dressers but it was in the afternoon so it was okay. Talk about your gf at 3am? No good.

I don't get why people get mad when they get banned for NSFW images, even slightly NSFW ones or cropped ones.

They get so incredibly angry, but it's like, you should quell your porn addiction before you post on a board with civil people, it's such a simple concept, I think even a beast could understand that.

>>75714780
I don't care about that, I only care about the mods cracking down on us having an off topic conversation. The mods are the only ones who care.

keep it /nba/ or i'm snowmanning you

>>75714790
That I understand, especially for generals like this one.

I had a discussion about it on /qa/ once.
Like they don't have specific mods for generals on /vg/ that understand the culture and what not, instead they just listen to reports and stray mods come around and if they see someone acting appropriately to the general's culture but it's "off topic" in their eyes, they get banned.

Kinda silly I suppose, but it can't be helped.

>>75714770
i never planned for a career in high school
i seriously thought i was going to the nba
until i got cut and went into depression

i was reading on here the other day about some other anon who had the same thing happened to him, i guess it's pretty common.

so i was 18/19 and went traveling, bumming on couches (im defintely not rich, my parents grew up poor but we were middle class growing up) and trying to find my way...taking shitty online cc classes

time flew by and now im turning 27

i can't say how i supported myself but im not proud of it

>>75714826
I will passively pray for you as I do with most unfortunate beings of this world.
While it may do no good, I hope the thought of another human giving even an inkling of thought towards your well being soothes you.

>>75714826
>i can't say how i supported myself but im not proud of it

a-anon that's l-lewd

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>>75714849
sadly the stigma here in america is incredible, i told my sister and she stopped talking to me for years

>>75714826
why did you think you were going to the nba? how good were you? how tall are you? are you black?

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>>75714215
>>75714241
>>75714335

maybe one day someone can actually do this not-shitty

>>75714883
noice

>>75714881
6'5", 210, i had offers from florida (who had a powerhouse at the time) and san diego state, not black but decent vertical @ 30 inches

after i got cut, i hated the sport so much, i basically locked myself in my room for about a year

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why is life so unfair bros

>people said the jazz would be a good match up vs the memes

clippers should have had that slot.

>>75714912
God gives us unfairness so that we may know fairness.

Just as you cannot know bravery without fear, you can't know happiness without sadness.

autism

>>75714924
I'm just tired of the Clip clops bullshit and wanted them out of the playoffs asap.

players i want to see succeed with at least a title:

jahlil okafor
dion waiters
john wall
carmelo anthony
russell westbrook
isaiah thomas
chris paul
boogie cousins
the entire raptors ogrnaization
idk why but dwight howard (if he actually tries with everything he has)

>>75714924
Nobody is a good matchup against the memes. Everyone has a severe disadvantage.

>>75714912
>has the 'tism
>keeps getting worse on the court

>kawhi uses weaponized autism, becomes god-tier

it's not fair

>>75714949
Is it okay to eat pizza that has been sitting on a stove in a box for 2 days?

>>75714963
no u should've refrigerated that shit

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>everyone makes fun of the bbb shoe
>durants new shoe looks 20x worse

>>75714963
Just throw it out unless you want a stomachache

>>75714978
this looks godly

instant cop desu senpai we must support /ourguy/

>>75714978
whats the point of shoe laces these days

if you have a shoe that falls off when your laces arent tied they are too big for you

we just need to get rid of them

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>says increasingly nervous man for the 50th time this week

why is he so butthurt about legod? just open up and let it in famalam

>>75714946
why not just beat their bench? not the starters, have a team that can compete (not beat) against the meme starters. keep the score close, then when bench time comes in, attack attack attack. Things like this makes me think the spurs can beat them, if only duncan would have been willing to ride the bench with patty mills and signed some elite players wiling to come off the bench.

>>75714963
its fine dude, ive eaten way older pizza than that my man, dont listen to these scrubs

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How will you react if LeBron wins another one this year?

pic related

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>>75715033
>mfw LeBron goes down with a broken leg and The Celtics or Wizards take them out

>>75715033
i want lebron to win it. i'd be happy for him. The way he keeps to keep his body in shape to carry a team takes dedication. None of the warriors have to do it because they are stacked. people want to say lebron coasted to the finals? hat about the warriors lol.biased media.

>>75714963
2 days is fine as long as you don't live somewhere warm as fuck and your kitchen is relatively clean

>>75715051
LeBron coasts to the finals every year and the warriors took 8 yrs to stack that team.

>>75715033
Cucking KD again would be funny as fuck

Kawhi is the best player in the league right now.

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>>75715033
>>75715061

>>75715051
LeBron would be a likable guy, but I he takes his childhood has a crackbaby the wrong way.

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>>75715070
Go home Skip.

This is a Shannon general and we worship LeBron.

Anyone else numb to Bronbron's greatness?

>>75715033
but I love lebron, if the wiz dont get it I'll be fine with him. celtic and spurs cucks are insufferable, and fuck kd.

>>75715082
Yeah

>>75715077
Lecuck

>>75715074
what

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>>75715033
I want him to keep winning until he retires.

>>75715096
I tihkn It's getting a bit late, I should probably sleepo

can someone explain the uprising?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvD4r2ub8Kk

>>75715061
>cucking kd again
i'm guessing you rooted for lebrons miami superteam to beat kd and his young thunder team.

now you root for """""underdog""""" lebron team to beat the warriors """""superteam"""""

you're just a typical lebron cuck

>>75715132
For real they wouldn't have won that finals if not for Chalmers and Miller anyway.

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>>75715123
>he doesnt know

>>75715132
>his young thunder team.

Sorry sweetie but that was Westbrook's team. Dropped 50 shooting 50% while KD never stepped up and choked when it most mattered

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>>75715131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY

>>75715138
that webm is fkn huge m8

>>75715144
you can't "step up" when you're playing with a ball hog.

>>75715170
Your mom's a ball hog and I stepped up all over her face faggot

>>75715181
Sure, and I made your mom choke on me.

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>>75715200

>>75715170
Don't talk to that guy, he rounded 43 up to 50 lmao
He also forgot to mention Westshit shot 44% and lower in every single other game, and 20% in their elimination game.

>>75715200
Weak response

L

>>75715131
>Vaporwave
pretty cool desu

i might try my hand at it

>>75715200
Damn that's weak

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>this awful late night banter

Can't even do your mom jokes properly.

Will LeBron go to the White House and greet The Don when they win the chip or are they going to be cucks and (((protest)))?

>>75715181
My mother is a flawed woman, but I take much offense to your words, I would ask for an apology, but It's futile as I suspect you are incapable of speaking such words.

>>75715156
need more kobewave OC senpaitachi? i got some time

>>75715227
he won't, he's still pissed that he appealed directly at cleveland during the height of his fame and they told him to stay in his fucking lane lmao

>>75715223
But I can do your mom properly.

>>75715227
Protest? You mean not participate. Which will most likely happen, pull a Tom Brady.

>>75715213
The only meme music I ever liked, Vaportrap is the new form that's popular.
>>75715230
Yeah, sure.

Might make one myself too.

>>75715239
Brady was too busy caring for his literal dying mother you imbecile.

>>75715235
>>75715239
What an ungrateful little punk. The Don gave them his grace which led to their miraculous comeback.

>>75715228
I apologize.

>>75715243
What about when they won during Obama's term and he flaked?

>>75715250
Thank you very much.

>>75715256
u r FUGKNIG DUMB for making that post, i am educated my iq 150 and most importantly i am NOT autism like you, please kill yourself you are stupid and a fag who like's dads cock in your butte, you should go post on reddit instead because that's where losers like you go normally

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>>75715265

me and gowiz playing csgo
come play
connect 162.254.194.129:27025

>>75714671
There's nothing gay about riding lebron's dick

>>75715297
What the fuck?

yo my computer just got a popscare, you fucking assholel

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what you listening to /nba/?

>>75715227
>cucks
What does meeting the president have to with someone having sex with your wife?

>6 Low-Cost Targets for Los Angeles Lakers in NBA Free Agency

>Tyler Ennis
>Reggie bullock
>Ian Clark
>Justin holiday
>Ben McLemore
>Mike Muscala

not bad for the situation we are in, there are even reports on trading Jordan clarkson or Dlo if the Lakers are able to draft Lonzo Ball, which Clarkson might be the one to go since Dlo has a more consistent meme ball.

>>75715434
im still pissed they traded lou

>>75714883
Should've been the emperor eye coz Harden couldnt do shit

>>75715380
My goodness. nice image.

>>75715464
Should have signed him to 4 years and signed mozgov and deng to like 1 year. This FA is stacked. Honestly, it looks like yet another bad year for the lakers next year. The last FO fucked it up real bad and fixing it is going to take at least until 2019 maybe. Thats even if we keep the pick and i don't see it happeing, that and i don't see us getting Paul George. if he makes an all-nba team forget it, he stays, could you turn your back away from 207 million? how much did melo take? wasnt it like 125 million? fuck man. i don't even care anymore, it's going to be awhile till we contend.

Remember that time Jordan played as a PG to end the season and averaged a triple double?

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>>75715380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9j8t7d-Gv4

tentatively called "No OT tonight"
sampling tears for fears drums
should be fun tbqh

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Hahahahahahahaha, Olynyk out there playing 5d chess getting the Pissards' best bench player suspended for game 4. Game 3 was a rest game for us. Thomas literally only took 8 shots lmfao. Game 4 the celtics are going to eternally btfo Washington. Ahahahahahah

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>>75715594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm-SDZ7V9dw

>>75715680
Damn, when I heard about what happened to Gerald Greens finger I freakin' cringed hard.

Glad he's on our side.

Prove to me that Jordan is better than Lebron

>>75715637
https://dropfile.to/5Egy30d

kick snare and 2 hi hats for anyone who wants em
very 80s sounding

>>75715680
Wizards are 3-0 mentally. Celtics have basically gotten BTFO in every single game. The ending doesn't really matter, they've been outplayed.

lock down IT4, you lock down the celtics team.

>>75715711
6>3

>>75715765
That's his team
Currently Lebron is in his 14th season and is still the best player in the world and having a season better than Jordan ever had

>>75715774
players are measured in rings, not skill. lurk moar nba games casual euro. Im off to sleep, maybe you should learn the game while the vets sleep

#mambaout

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>>75715713
Waiting for the track fampai

>>75715774
Jordan has more playoff points in less games

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>Wizards are 3-0 mentally. Celtics have basically gotten BTFO in every single game. The ending doesn't really matter, they've been outplayed.

>>75715847
probably tommorow senpai, im still collecting samples, im probably gonna grab a different snare, this one don't sound right

>>75715841
So Russell is better than Jordan?

>>75715872
Yes. Delly is better than Iverson too

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>>75715862
Gotcha

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>>75715872
Hell yeah, Jerry West said so.

>>75715892
desu Delly is better than MJ

>>75715872
not yet but he'll get there

i know before you say

>>75715892
So, Ginobili and Parker are the best active players?

After taking some readings post game last night and analyzing then in the /nba/ lab, I've determined that the pressure is still on the Wizards.

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>FOUR HUNDRED NINETY FIVE

>>75716482
whatever helps you sleep at night

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>>75714978
did nike lose all their talent to ua and adidas or some shit

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>>75715033
pic related cuz i want him to shit on curry and kd again

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>>75715132
the miami superteam was the best shit, nba hasn't been that much fun since

What's the most savage moment in NBA history?

Did you guys know Kevin Garnett literally told Tim Duncan to have a happy mother's day, after his mom died?

>>75716730

Garnett is trash. It's embarrassing to the NBA that they put that dude on tv.

>>75716757
Don't people refer to him as the best power forward in history, right after Tim Duncan?

>>75716730
KG is 100% too stupid to make up that insult. He's one of the stupidest players in NBA history and while I don't doubt he said that, I also have zero doubt that Duncan understood he's a monstrous idiot who couldn't possibly have known what's going on in the world around him.

>>75716782

He was good, but I think most people over 25 would say Karl Malone, Barkley, Dirk, Kevin McHale, and Moses Malone (depending on what you list him as) were all better. Of course Duncan is undisputed #1.

I'm just saying he's a trash person tho, not player. He's a half of fame player, no doubt.

>>75714767
I pointed out how mods let 400 post underage kids threads go. But delete who's the hottest milf threads instantly. I was banned for a week.

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What about this? Could you imagine that happening to you? Damn.

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came out more lo-fi hiphop that vaporwave i guess
i need to get a better vst sampler tbqh this reaper one is a pain in the ass to use
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ikgIrcx8Eu

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>>75714938
>tfw put money on the clippers bc you thought there was no way the clippers would lose again especially to the jazz

They better blow that team up in the off-season.

>>75714978
Dear god these are way uglier then those those curry orthos

>>75716872

Yea, Jordan is the trash talking goat, as well as the real goat. Poor Mugs.

One of my favorites moments like that is one most people know, but it's when Bird walked into the locker room at All-Star Weekend, asked "which one of y'all is finishing 2nd?", and then went out and kicked everybody's ass in the 3pt shootout, in his warmup jacket.

>>75716891
What's this for? It's pretty good.

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>>75716891
Sounds great

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>>75714215
How hard will the Raptors be cucked tonight? I know the cavs are looking to close it out in 4.

>>75716940
>>75716935
cheers m8s, just fucking around

some of the samples i used

snare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6VbVJs364c

main part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBYeMDuZ_jc

kick, hihats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vi9s8JzO0Q

"bass": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWqJZ_uiDtM

>>75717022
Pretty cool, I've never tried sampling drums.

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It's national beaner day.

What Mexican food are you eating to celebrate?

For me, it's churro. *Shaq starts to laugh uncontrollably*

>>75717288
>implying mexicans care about cinco de mayo

>>75717288
>be a third worlder
>only one mexican restaurant in town, also ran by mexicans
>order takeout
>they forget the nachos and avocado dip
>apologize and promise they'll give me those for free on my next order
>they don't keep their promise

Fuck mexican food.

Curry + KD = LeBron
Klay = Kyrie
Draymond > KLove
Zaza < Tristan Thompson
Iguodala, Livingston, McGee, West = DWill, Shumpert, Frye, JR

Why do people act like the Cavs aren't also a superteam?

>>75717405
Chinks tried the same shit against me and I just told them to give me a refund on the spot.

>>75717457
Thing is they have a third party firm handling their deliveries, and the way it's packed, you can't notice if something is missing until you're ready to eat.

>>75717453
Everyone on the Cavs not named Kyrie and LeBron are inconsistent as fuck, and Kyrie can't play any fucking defense.

Big Buster Brand is already being sued by OSU lmao

will anyone appreciate golden state winning the championship?

i mean historically will anyone even give a shit?

If you were Hayward would you stay in Utah and get the extra $48 million or go to Boston to win a few rings?

http://www.nba.com/fool
that's a real url
of course it's just shaqtin' a fool videos, but I still got a chuckle out of the fact that it exists

>>75717919
>implying Hayward is going to win rings in Boston

The manlet will have to accept the fact that the Celtics will draft a younger, possibly better and taller version of him.

>>75717919
>Boston
>winning shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75717847
But they wont win?

Why are people, namely reddit, so salty about Billups saying if Lebron spun the ball on him it would be a flagrant 1?

>>75718060
It's an overreaction.

But really it's Ibaka's fault, he didn't even try to stop LeBron from taking a three or put any pressure on him despite LeBron trying it near the boundary line and Ibaka should've trapped him and forced him to make a pass.

Stuff like that only happens in street ball, to do it in the pros is a sign of disrespect. Billups is old schoolish so that's a no-no. Ibaka and LeBron aren't a part of that generation so it's not seen as bad.

>>75718060
>Chauncey is the first cousin of running back LenDale White.
why didn't I know this

>>75718060
you have 14 year old high school freshman who never saw that 2007 series talk about how lecuck scored all those points to end that game

>>75718102

Letting yourself be emotionally shook by a player spinning a ball and being "disrespectful" shows you have the IQ of a brick. Muh pride, puh manliness, muh dick. Its not like LeBron backhanded the dude's wife. Its for these same reasons I find it pathetic there are places you can get shot for saying the wrong thing.

>>75718060
He's right though. You have to be a complete self-centered faggot to start taunting while you have the ball during actual play. And I don't mean verbal taunting. He might as well been doing the juju while holding the ball and yelling "I'm better than you".

Someone should have bodied him while he took the shot. Like what Giannis did against the Bulls 2 years ago.

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>>75715131
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>>75716891
>tfw you missed real vaporwave Kobe hours

>>75718458
>you should attack someone for spinning a basketball

Been to any antifa meetups recently, leafboy?

>>75718458
You have to be a moron to want to body him as a player for doing that.

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>>75718477
It's always real Vaporwave Kobe hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXHSlC0nFs0

Brad Stevens is coaching for his job

>>75718458
The real way to deal with it is to try and shit on the Cavs through incredible play, but the dipshits who can't because they suck ass have to resort to violence? Real manly bro

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>>75718533
>The real way to deal with it is to try and shit on the Cavs through incredible play, but the dipshits who can't because they suck ass have to resort to violence? Real manly bro

>>75718533
It's about sending a message so he thinks twice next time he wants to act cocky during a game. You fags shit on Curry for being smug but i've never seen him start spinning the ball before a 3 pointer just for shits and giggles. When LeBald does it it's fine, right?

>>75718547
>Tfw your ground meat brain implodes when a ball is spun in front of your face

>>75718570
I can't tell if this guy is joking or not. Do you even play basketball? Shit talking and acting cocky is part of the game. And he still didn't even do that, he literally spun a ball. My sides, are you a functional human being?

>>75718516
spike?

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Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon you come and goooooo you come and gooooooo...

>>75718570
Why should you give a shit for him being cocky in the first place? Its LeBron, his play isnt going to detereriorate due to fucking with him like that because he isn't a mental midget that's affected by "cockiness" and "taunting". Why fucking bother at that point?

>>75718226
Nah this is sports tho not real life and it's about mentality and edge. You let a big motherfucker like LeBron get away with that shit and him and his ego will shit on you all night. I wouldn't take a flagrant 1 but you gotta chip the dude to show him what's up. That there's boundaries. That there's a hard line and he better think twice about some shit. He also drank a beer in game the previous game. Lebrick needs someone to punch him in the mouth.

>>75718620
>lebron
>not a mental midget

AHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAA

>>75718596
No, he probably couldn't graduate middle school because he does shit like thinking he needs to "body" people for "disrespecting" him.

>>75716872
Lol when will they learn

>>75718620
It's LeBron. He's a mental midget who wants everyone to adore him. He literally shuts out social media because he cant handle Skip Bayless constantly shitting on him. He did that whole "the decision" shit for publicity and it backfired. I bet you dont even remember when Kevin Garnett was living in his brain during their series.

>>75718630
Maybe other players? I havent seen a game where LeBron has been affected by shit like that. If anything I've only seen it fuel the dude more to dump on the other team.

>>75718620
>LeBron
>Not a thin skinned nigger
The dude gets visibly frustrated all the time. I can only imagine how frustrated he would've been last year in the finals if his lame ass flop on Draymond hadn't worked.

>>75718680
Did you tag the wrong post? We were discussing LeBron taunting not being taunted.

>>75718709
lol if draymond played leshit would be 2-5

if ray allen didn't bail him out leshit would be 1-6

>>75718677
>He's a mental midget

He's a basketball player. Stop tipping your fedora and being triggered over literally a ball being spun.

>>75718709
Refers to everything on the court. The dude gets taunted and shit talked all the time and still nearly averages a triple double every season. Clearly he's very affected by the shit talking...

Im not saying he isnt thin skinned, but he clearly doesnt affect his play which should matter the most.

>>75718738
>if

>>75718751
>Regular season pressure≠playoff pressure
Of course regular season taunting and stats for that matter don't mean shit in the NBA. How are you supposed to get in a guy's head in a game that means next to nothing?

>>75718741
I'm pretty sure you have never played sports before. Him spinning a ball is cockyness because he's feeling himself in that moment. You check him once or give a hard foul and maybe next time he wont make his shot because he's shook. Go watch 90s basketball.

>>75718790
>has even better playoff averages

>>75718793
>being cocky is wrong in sports

I'm pretty sure you're not even a real human being.

>>75718833
Dipshit I'm not saying it's wrong. You have to fucking do something if a guy starts feeling himself and making every shot because hes in a good state of mind. Either get in his head or take a dump on him on the next play. And I'm pretty sure the raptors arent on his level to shit on him so they should have taken a hard foul so he gets shook. Fucking hell man go play a sport and then come back to /sp/ on your little proxy.

>>75714750
>10th year in community college

>>75714826
>never planned for a career
>seriously thought i was going to be a pro athlete

wut a fucking LOSER, just give in and get a job turning a wrench down at the local mechanic garage

>>75718808
K? That generally happens when you are the centerpiece of an offense that gets to play against the East every postseason but stats don't take away the fact that he has been mentally broken in more than one NBA finals series. We all saw it. Stop defending him Cavs fan.

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Learning how to edit images has become very fun.

Thank you hinkster.

>>75718881
>Implying he would be able to pass an ASE certified test
He's a shop sweeper at best.

>>75718879
Listen here, simpleton. Refs nowadays give fouls and technicals for people staring at each other, or brushing shoulders. If you're really that big of a piss baby to hard foul someone, just because he styled on you, you'll get booted from the game, and potentially lose the game for your team, on top of paying a fine, and being laughed at by the whole community for being an autistic spaz.

>so he gets shook

He wont get shook in the slightest, in fact, he'll only play harder, and stomp you even more. Retard.

>>75715008
Skeeup has been butt hurt at LeBron for not being a super soldier Jordan clone for like a decade now. Analytics and advanced metric stats show that LeBron is the most clutch player on the planet right now, but he does it in other ways that don't include last second jumpers for the win.

Marc Cuban shut him up pretty fucking good the day after the Heat won their first title. Skip is literally butt blasted that LeBron isn't some SSJ God version of Jordan.

>>75718882
You could argue that for one, and that's when comparing him to his "normal" stat line. His dogshit play is still great by NBA standards. Its pretty difficult to play at that elite of a level for seven finals appearances, and clearly you're an expert who can prove what was going on inside the dude's head.

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>>75718924
>advanced stats
>3-4

>>75718793
>le 90s basketball wuz World War 2 meme

stop this nonsense. The 90s had the most unathletic white guys on the floor since the fucking 60s. Over-expansion ruined that era. The real defenses died out in the 80s

>>75718973
>win-loss is an advanced stat

still more mvps and finals mvps than kobert

>>75718879
>>75718793
>>75718677

I can't help but to think you're a high school dropout.

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>>75719008
5-2 vs 3-4

which is better

>same number of finals
>double the losses

LMAO

Lebronsexuals are annoying as hell.

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>>75719019
Yes, and Westbrodies are superior!

Manchildren that resort to violence, instead of bettering their game, because someone clowned on them in a basketball game are annoying.

>>75719019

You were defending acting like a primate against a dude that has played over 1200 NBA games and had played at an elite level over 95% of them, if not more. Clearly shook from all that intelligent behavior

>>75719053
I liked it better without the filter. Are you using a youtube tutorial or something?

>>75718941
Never did I say he wasn't a great, other worldly talent. Obviously he should be the MVP every. fucking. year. But the fact that he has to carry teams most of the time and the sheer number of times he's been to the post season means he gets mentally, emotionally, and physically fatigued. I don't even really think it's his fault his team's always lean on him too much I think. Even MJ needed a nasty physical rebounder to help set the tone, take a beating, and take some of the emotional capital of being the enforcer. LeBron has always had to do both roles and the only proven method to slowing LeBron off his game a lil bit which is usually all you need to beat the team around him (Miami was a big 2 1/2) is to out physical and tough him.

>>75719102
Fucking around on GIMP

Creating outlines with threshold, cartoonifying, then making it look like a comic.

Imitating the aesthetic from the movie Yakuza Papers, the Japanese Godfather equivalent in mobster film.

>>75719114
No one knows if the off games are mental pressure and no one can prove it. Thats the only thing I was talking about. I found it funny the leaf said you can get him "shook". By pure statistics he'll have bad games and it should just be assumed he's mentally broken in those games? To me the evidence supports it making him play with the intent to shit on the other team harder if anything

>>75719018
until LeBron becomes the ultimate 6th man / role player and racks up rings with the 2020 Celtics dynasty

>>75719172
You can't tell when someone is broke just by stats. Being mentally on or off will change throughout a game usually. Rarely even for the greats is someone in the zone the whooole game. A guy may get a handful of those his lifetime. Ever see a Hof gushing over that jr high game or whatever where he was just on and everything was like magic? It's cuz it's rare most games are about grind and rhythm. With LeBron I think it's pretty clear where by the 4th quarter in a handful of pivotal games he got done in by teams grinding away at him and making him feel like the world was on his shoulders. Give him his 30-40 points but he can't get 10 assists, shut down his passing lanes get in his grill and by the end of the game he's flipping out on teammates, coaches, refs. Make him take that last shot and it's a clanker almost guranteed. Remember Kyrie put the 3 dagger in the warriors last year, not LeBron.

Funny how LeBron never got cramps when his team was winning....

Hmm... interesting...

>>75718975
Jordan had his greatest ever season in the 80s

Reminder if you use anything other than Ableton you should kill yourself immediately

>>75719623
>the point


>your head

>>75719630
Look at no flavor beats over here not using Reason.

>>75719630
I'ma FL type of fag

How many of you actually play basketball?

>>75719783
It baffles me how anyone can navigate through that disgusting UI

>>75719785
Everyone plays basketball. Question is, how many can dunk?

>>75719785
No one here plays basketball, half of us don't even watch the games

>>75719783
>>75719630
Why the fuck wouldn't you use Cubase?

>>75719967
this

Haven't watched a non finals game the last couple of years. just read box scores and shitpost. I probably won't watch any playoff games this year either

Which of the big 4 is most likely to leave in the offseason?