Best fans in sports edition
Red Sox line up:
1. Pedrioa
2. Benintendi
3. Betts
4. Helmet
5. Bogaerts
6. Moreland
7. Rutledge
8. JBJ
9. Vazquez
Pitching: Kyle Kendrick
Baltimore line up:
1. Smith
2. Peanut boy
3. Monkey Machado
4. Davis
5. Dumbo
6. Schoop
7. Kimpossible
8. Hardy
9. Joseph
Pitching: Tyler Wilson
>>75708789
GET YOUR OWN GIRL FAGGOT
Second for Wendy
Literally lmaoing at both Boston and Baltimore.
>>75708867
stop
Rev up those shitposts
will anything happen tonight?
Can't wait to see what kind of reception Nutboy gets tonight.
Also, I am so happy that Eck has been in the booth throughout this homestand
S T A R W A R S N I G H T
>Steven Wright out for the season
YES
>>75708898
I doubt it, but Cuck Shitwalter might have a bitchfit about "muh umps, muh boston"
>>75708909
Farrell's going to miss his favorite pinch runner.
>>75708900
Same I'm super gay for Eck
>>75708898
why is there a consistent leaf in each Red Sox game thread?
are you on the bandwagon because the Blow Gays suck?
Racist Red sox fans don't even deserve a team tbqh, they should move the team to Montreal
>>75708928
its on sportsnet tonight but I'm just here for the memes
Go Sox!
Wright rambling rn
>>75708923
Eck's laughing and having a good time, unlike the gloomy gus he is sitting in for. He'd be whining like a bitch about all the turmoil.
>>75708932
montreal is full of dumb smelly frenchmen though
@75708932
shit b8, but you think frenchies will like melanin enriched gentlemen any more than us?
>>75708946
This ain't how we used to play baseball back in the day I tell you what
>Kyle Kendrick
This was the kid from spring training that was elite, in case you forgot.
>>75708958
Player Eck literally wouldnt think twice about putting a heater on the ear flap tho
>>75708958
I'll never forget the time someone left a can of soup in Campbell's locker. Good times.
first pitch homer btw
>>75708970
He had some hairy cheese.
>all AAA pitching matchup
wew
when did this ducks meme start?
What inning will baltimore fans start posting?
>>75708992
Go dad :3
>>75708996
Whatever inning they might take the lead, then the inning after that will be excuses and arguments that "Lol nothing was happening so we werent posting"
>>75708996
whenever stores that accept EBT close
The fielding clinic continues.
elite dad speed
>>75709013
Nice
IT MAKES YOU SICK
outraged
>be nutboy
>slam bat into the ground on popup
lol nice trash start you retards
>Red Sox """""""defense"""""""
the third basemen >we have are a fucking disgrace
How does this nigga have a gold glove at first he literally refuses to be clutch
>boston fielding
PLEASE FIRE JOHN FARRELL
THIS ERROR BULLSHIT FIELDING RETARD SHIT IS KILLING THE TEAM
PLEASE FIRE JOHN FARRELL
LOOK AT THAT POOR REDSOX
MACHADO JUST TRIED TO MURDER HIM BY RUNNING INTO HIM
E-5, E-5, E-5
thank god Davis is a fucking blockhead who can't do shit
So my questions is why hasnt there been a team meeting called to address the error problems. It's all just poor fundamentals
>>75709069
literally 70% of the errors made by this team have been made by the third basemen
Is Kendrick elite?
Kek nice job orange ducks
>only 12 pitches
BUT HOW
whew. What's up with the Panda? IR or just collecting splinters?
Red Sox need to trade for Moustakas
Every day it becomes worse and worse
>>75709094
IR for being a fat dipshit
Currently blowing bubbles in the dugout
>>75709095
you can have danaldsan once he's off the DL ;)
>>75709095
Will they accept Sandoval and Abad for him?
>>75709094
Jenny Craig
>>75709094
he got a booboo :(
i bet benintendo screen-peeked when he played the vidya
>red sox have the worst offensive and defensive 3rd base statistics in the entire lead
Makes you think
Also the most errors as a team in the league with 26 now
>5.14 ERA for Norfolk
>called up
gulp
>>75709109
Shit. He looked pretty good for a week or two.
tendies homer
Yankee fan here. Going to enjoy watching the shitshow happening in Boston tonight ha ha ha fucking racists and orange ducks
>Hardy is a 3X Gold Glove winner
lel didn't look it last night
Wilson has a nice ass
sorry i'm here so late, did i miss anything
>>75709125
He was absolutely fuckig horrible what the hell are you on?
Offensively he was HORRIBLE and defensively HE WAS EVEN WORSE
Why does Eck keep verbally fellating Machumpo?
>>75709170
Eck tends to do that for superstars of other teams
He wants to go national
>>75709149
DELET THIS FAG
>>75709158
His numbers werent that good but he came up with some big hits when we needed them
>>75709149
I can't un notice it now
>>75709149
>t. mo'Lester
Sure are a lot of cucks in this thread. Unreal how the Sox fan base has turned against based Remdawg.
>>75709187
95% of the time he didnt, beside that meme homerun against the tigers
He was batting below .200 and he had 4 (FOUR) Es in like 10 games before getting hurt
>>75709187
What the absolute fuck?
He had one homer against Detroit that was clutch, pretty sure he blow a Blow Jays game with his errors
Fuck off tripfag
i CAN'T stop staring at that ASS!
>>75709212
Damn you. Damn you to hell.
>>75709212
I told you bro
LMAO
TYBX
TYBH
what a heads up play
>OUT PLAYED
BASED HANLEY
BASED BOGAERTS
ABSOLUTELY
OUT-FUCKING-PLAYED
KEK
MY FUCKING SIDES
>ORANGE DUCKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEMED ON
>this spaghetti
get meme'd on, ducks
Send Davis down to AAA
Nothing triggers me harder in baseball than a botched rundown
GOOD BASE RUNNING BY BOSTON?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>baltishit
the game moves too fast for that second base n*****
>AlEast fielding
>>75709264
>Good
More like the eternal 4th ducks were even more retarded than xander almost getting pickle'd
C'mon ducks
When is the next time we play Betapoor?
>>75709283
>i*****s
When are they going to fight? Should I go leave for food, I'm hungry. Or should I just order delivery? Hmmm.
>>75709296
>delivery
for cucks only
>>75709289
Early June
>>75709296
>not getting your food or lining up the order before game start
Dun goofed
>>75709313
when's that
>>75709296
Order some Papa Js
>>75709289
June 1st at Camden is the next series
>>75709296
I expect them to plunk Manny again. He ran into the Red Sox 1st baseman earlier
>>75709333
No way, I dont see Kendricks doing that, he prolly wants to do his best and keep a job
>>75709342
who's kendrick
>>75709342
He lead the league in HBP last time he was up so it could happen accidentally
>youtube.com/nesn
what did they mean
>>75709328
There isn't one here. I only got pizza hut, or dominos for pizzas really. Unless I go walk and get some & pizza, but they are kind of gross and unsanitary. I was thinking of ordering some wings tho
>>75709289
June thank fucking god
>>75709366
>
WHEN"S THAT
>>75709350
That I didnt know, wonder if Baltimore does.
wendy brother
>>75709389
>]
>[
not a meme
>Guerin will never ride on your cock
Why even live?
"do me"
>>75709403
*does her*
When I was 9 years old at a baseball camp Eck was there for one day and he took questions, I asked what it was like to have Gibson hit a walkoff HR against him in the WS. He was pretty pissed.
Is Kendrick Lamar the best in the game?
>>75709427
actualy story or you made it up?
>>75709439
WHAT'S THE YAMS?
>>75709441
actual made up story
>>75709465
epic
>>75709449
THE YAM IS THE POWER THAT B
josh rutledge looks kinda funny
>>75709403
Jenny > Heidi > her
>>75709441
actual, I wasn't even trying to be a dick I was just too stupid to realize it was a shitty thing to ask
>>75709483
he is a qt
fuck you brock holt idiot
>>75709500
WOOOW where'd THAT come from?
>>75709511
look at him goof off on the camera i HATE it except from hanley
>Jackie Bustley Jr
DFA
THIS
BUST
fuck you jckie bradley idiot
Is there a view of the crowd? it looks half empty
>>75709525
half have been ejected for racism
what's the over-under on Chimout Jones getting ejected for arguing like an ape again?
why didn't he just invent something with those peanuts like black people of ye olde times?
>>75709525
I think it might rain
>>75709544
>>75709544
The peanuts actually hit a white cop lmfao.
>>75709525
Half empty and all white.
Stop ejecting players
>>75709477
YOU CAN SMELL IT WHEN I'M WALKIN DOWN THE STREET
>>75709558
Buck doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who would pose for dumb photos like this
>>75709558
one more post like that and I'll eject YOU
>>75709449
>>75709477
>>75709576
BUT MOST OF Y'ALL SHARE BARS LIKE YOU GOT THE BOTTOM BUNK IN A TWO MAN CELL
DANG papi can FIELD now
>>75709578
it's actually me in heavy prosthetics
RUSED
tbhanon aka ragepeppy aka dark dante/sp/ has just been arrested by federal focres on charges of peanut rights violations.
He has called me and authorized me to accept donations for his bail even if u don't have much i am set up for micropaymets and mlbBATcoin let's free him ok why not?
Just happy Rutledge put it in his pocket.
All Boston fans, and, for that matter, all people from Boston are assholes. Seriously, a bunch of alcoholic, insecure, inferiority-complex, crypto-racist, self-styled "blue collar", self-regarding "underdog" morons.What they lack in brains, creativity or numbers they more than make up for in volume and insanely blind allegiance to the most overrated small market in sports. If New York or, to a lesser extent, Los Angeles were wiped off the face of the map, what would Boston fans do? They would have no earthly reason to go on, as they thrive on the antipathy they feel toward their perceived betters. If Boston suddenly disappeared, NYC and LA would still have plenty to work on. The "rivalries" that Boston fans have fostered have always had a passion gap, because they've always meant more to the Bostonians then they did to anybody else. Sort of like a drunk short guy in a bar picking fights with anybody over 6'2".And furthermore, Boston is actually kind of a shitty town after you've seen all the historical relics/ruins from way back when it was a relevant city. For my money, it's a poor man's Philadelphia, and it's tough to stomach either of those places after you've spent any real time in New York.Not to malign New England. Beautiful part of the country. But Boston, specifically, blows.
>>75709667
post the one where his sister killed his kids or nephwes or wat it was
>>75709667
Manchester by the Sea was a good movie tho
Oh my god they just murdered dustin
ADAM JONES IS A FUCKING THUG
THROW AT THAT FUCKING PEANUT
>>75709689
Manchester by the sea, Gloucester by the smell
>>75709653
ohh god, i just mentioned this fucker in our gamethread earlier
>we have peanutposting, wendyposting, and now umpposting
is /redsox/ the best on /sp/
>>75709685
I don't have that one.
>take the strike down the middle
>swing at the ball in the dirt
genius
>>75709714
I remember watching it on the 11 o'clock news the night it happened. Holy fucking shit.
>letting them steal home because you're so mad at manny
>>75709725
vintage davis
Manny is playing them like a fiddle
what the fuck was that
even in little league you just let them have the base or fake throw it
>>75709718
Now what was that bullshit about?
That we had to be from Cali or New York
Anybody can make it that got heart
Trenchcoats and gangster hats got my back
Any nigga around me got to pack
I was supposed to be at the game tonight but broke up with gf and the tickets were in her name
tfw
>>75709778
I'm at the park with her rn bud sorry
>>75709778
Sad
>>75709791
>the Red Sox literally paid for this invalids college ''''''''''''''''education''''''''''''''''
I enjoy being in the company of white people
There I said it
>>75709791
Good luck
[spoiler]she has gonorrhea[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and doesn't know it[/spoiler]
BASED
FUCKING
MANLET
BASED MANLET
GET FUCKED PEANUTS
What a fucking lollipop kek
Pedey goes yard!
heh,, nintendo needs a reset after that one...
>>75709825
PAY BACK FOR SLIDING INTO OUR LASER SHOW AGAIN
>>75708789
I would love to touch an ass like that once in my life.
Why do i have to be such a loser?
>>75709854
Just blow in it.
>>75709778
This happened with me last week and it was for Cubs game
>>75709857
That picture is ironic because she works at a holiday inn
>>75709869
You can touch me
>>75709871
You can blow me.
>>75709874
I UNIRONICALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO REPLY TO YOUR POST
Alex Speier is a great twitter follow. Drops more consistent insights than any other Sox writer out there.
Glad Barnes is going to be back soon
>>75709888
Top KEK bantz!
>>75709869
FUCK OFF THIS IS AN AMERICAN SPORTS THREAD
>>75709901
>being on twitter
>>75709869
Her German bro are you a baseball fan or did you just see that OP while scrolling?
>>75709901
I'm honestly tired of them always having him in the booth
>>75709930
they shouldn't have anyone in the booth, just robots, too inaccurate
>>75709952
they shouldn't have a booth
they proved this season that the broadcast can be done from a studio across the country
>>75709978
what would go in booth then
Why isn't Schoop pronounced like shoop
>>75709987
luxury boxes or reopen the 406 club
>>75709989
it is???
>>75709987
Peanuts
>>75709994
me in 406 club, playing arcade instead of watching game
>>75709987
some booths
>>75709994
406Club?
>>75709883
Thank you for the offer, but then i could just touch my own ass instead.
>>75709913
S-sorry...
>>75709923
I just saw the op pic while scrolling to be honest. Never watched Baseball in my whole life to be more honest. But i don't hate it or so, i just never really cared about it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75710013
nice blog
peanut brother
>>75710015
*snnniiifff* ahh yes... quite pungent...
>>75710013
Ok have a good night.
>>75710017
No bully pls
>>75710012
sup, newfag
>>75710040
idiot retarded
They call me Peanut Arbuckle
>>75710015
Tiny fingers man
>>75710050
savage
>>75709987
a wendy's franchise
>>75710051
i'm GLAD this show got cancelled
>>75710061
>>75710050
Stop giving me (you)'s
>>75710039
Ok thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXCIQPS4gfc
!!
THROW
STRIKES
T
R
I
K
E
S
Me on left.
>become so fat you injure yourself while sleeping
JUST
Cyкa Блять
is wright a PUSSY
wendy posting is the worst posting
>Joseph
>RBI
pick one
>>75710132
pedo brother died
>>75710132
delet this
>>75710120
Farrell ended his career 2bh
>>75710132
You know who else is the worst posting?
>>75710152
umm., i don't like threads with tigers fans (don't tell them)
fucking idiot kendrick
DAD
A
D
COME BACK PRICE
>dad's first three hit game as an oriole
Thanks seattle
>>75710150
Yup. One of the worst moves ever.
What is this Wendy's meme about?
Is this the usual color commentator for the orioles? He fucking sucks, just let Gary go solo
FUCK YEA DAD
>>75710161
MY MOM!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>>75710192
yes what about her
>>75710188
Wendy's twitter posts dank memes
>>75710191
Rotates between Pamer (today), Broderick (generic boring homer) and hunter (super unbearable homer)
>>75710188
The official Wendy's twitter has been fucking savage lately.
>wears number 25
>gives up 25 runs
lool coincidence or maybe ... something more???
wow that n***** is pissed
>>75710204
Damn. Are all these drawings and artwork originally posted by them? Has anyone asked them to send nudes?
Can Speier let the commentators do their jobs? Jesus
>>75710237
yes all official straight from the corporate offices
Bo Sux can't eject the O's players and now they gonna get BTFO
Cmon Kendrick baby
Farrell leave him in one batter too long.
>>75710258
oops
Mistakes were made
hahahahahahahaa
Damn Kendrick gave that to him on a spoon.
literally every time they boo him he does something major
The next two batters are free outs lol
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>75710237
Yes.
>bombston
>the bawston red cucks
Hey look, baltimore fans are posting now
Can they just actually bean that smug fuck instead of pussyfooting around and throwing behind him?
>... AS MANNY CONTINUES TO BOMB BOSTON
HOLY SHIT! Is that announcer going to get in trouble?
Here come the Baltimore trips
>>75710273
did bautista teach manny the secrets to channeling anger into dingers?
>>75710281
They booed him every at bat yesterday and he went 0-5
>red sox fans posting pictures of fast food girls while their team gets torched
RED KEKS FANS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAH
>>75710302
Oh no they're gonna interrupt all the wendy's discussion
Unironically cut kendrick after this game
RED SOX FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H S U I C I D E W A T C H
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LL
O O
W W
N N
T T
H H
E E
F F
U U
C C
K K
O O
U U
T T
oops, i think i left my socks in the wash
>>75710335
Hes a fixture until Price comes back
>orange ducks literally only post when their team is up
>this isnt just a meme
>>75710281
whats his OBP this series and how many HR/RBIs does he have?
>>75710348
>>75710341
>>75710318
My posts.
>>75710297
I'm sorry. did we interrupt your Wendy's posting?
>>75710385
If you go back to the wendy posting time the majority of the ontopic posts are actually oriole ones too
Red sox posters don't know how to post when they can't whine about something.
The Los Angeles Dodgers would bootyblast both of these shit-tier teams.
>>75710408
who
>>75710385
>sitting and watching in the corner of the thread
>not saying a word
>until the red sox are finished
>>75710406
>>75710420
wtf, how does vazquez know how big i am
>>75710406
I'm sorry but I believe you meant to post in the soccer general. This thread is for Americans only.
>>75710419
The Los Angeles Dodgers.
>>75710426
fucking... gottem...>
>>75710429
Sox fan here. Game isn't over.
>>75710444
They will win in a series against either of these teams.
>>75710452
false flag
>>75710406
literally /hoc/ tier
>>75710461
>.
Oh shit this guys serious
achoo
>red sox fans literally stopped posting now they're behind
>>75710492
Of course I'm serious. I'm as serious as Leslie Nielsen.
>>75710516
anger and ffrustrated
>>75710432
if i stop posting it's becamse mom wants me to go to bed NOT Because of anything baseball
>>75710560
Kek
>>75710560
LOOOOOOOL yeah this exactly
I finally am here. What did I miss?
>>75710560
omfg red sox fans are racists and misogynists?
if i stop posting it is because i am going to have a 50 mcnugget workout
>>75710597
can i watch your dog wihile you're out
If I stop posting it's because I've been ejected from the ballpark for racism.
fug more runs :(((((((((
>>75710597
Best closer ever or greatest closer ever?
>>75710606
ok text updates to my western electric wall phone
>>75710632
can i watch your seat while you're out
>>75710652
Yes. There is an unopened bag of peanuts for you to enjoy in whatever manner you wish.
>>75710643
Greatest ever.
>>75710643
was that papelbom?
>>75710701
Do you mean Foulke?
>>75710758
koji?
>>75710758
the fat one
Derek Lowe?
>5 strike strikeout
this fucking umpball holy shit
>>75710786
Colon?
Ok I am out soon. Plz hit him in the nuts with a pitch.
heheh bases loaded boys
You all are fucking stupid. I'm a lifelong Cubs fan and even I know Mariano Rivera was (and will always be) the best closer to ever play the game. If you think otherwise, don't even reply to my post
>>75710855
Trevor Hoffman
This game sucks
The fucking bag lol
Oh boy here we go
The Orioles belts are very shiny tonight. Like they're made of plastic.
>tfw a hit to third base is a guaranteed hit
That wasn't Buttledge's fault but it seems like nothing goes well in the hot corner
This isn't fun.
>>75710913
sorry
what's the best way to get back (revenge) at the red sox for making me watch this 2nitte??
>>75710998
Become a Yankee fan
Just got home from an AA meeting. What'd I miss sox bros?
>Charlie Moore, Hanley Raneriz and Marty Walsh all go fishing together and...
>>75711032
Me detoxing
>Workmeme
Has Farrell forfeited?
What dish would you make to challenge Adam Jones in a cookoff with??
>>75711040
Is Charlie Moore our guy?
>>75711077
peanut breaded fried chicken
>>75711077
Inb4 peanut butter sandwich
>>75711076
A guy has devastating injuries costing him multiple seasons, works his ass off to get to the big leagues again, and you call him a meme. Harsh bro.
>>75711077
Pad Thai with a peanut sauce
why are >our pitchers so shit
>>75711149
Saving all their wins for the postseason
>Brandon Workman
lol wtf
>>75711132
Like I give a fuck about Bombston players
>>75711149
???????????
>>75711173
>ERA
>This is what Bombston fans actually believe
I'm good. How's your basketball team doing baltipoor?
You ready for it it4 to drop another 50 on ya? Lmao
loooool what they're not stopped playing this game yet/
lmao look at the midget try to jump
>orange duck base running
lmfao
>>75711190
???????????????
>>75709197
Stfu liar. I have been posting about how remfag is a senile old cunt who is terrible and annoying in the booth at least a year before his trust fund psychopath woman-murdering piece of shit chad son murdered the mother of his child in front of the child. Then I posted all the time about how remfag is a murderer enabler and if he had any sense of honor or dignity he would have stepped away from the public eye quietly and humbly but NOPE... Don, possibly the best announcer in baseball, is gone and we are stuck with Remfag getting worse and worse.
Eck is a tall cold bottle of Dansani in the sweltering, dry, burning desert devoid of talent that is the regular NESN broadcasting team. Thank God for Eck.
Buttshit PEDroidbutt
Badblew Bustshitdeadpee
Dookie Butts
Badpee Slutbeerlez
Badturd Blowfarts
Bitch Whorebland
JUST Buttbitch
Blackpee Badpee
Piss-shit Asslez
>>75711190
??????????????????????????????
>>75711259
Slytherin Snake Sox
BAWston RED SUCKS getting BTFO when they can't eject the other team's players
Could the butthurt emanating from Baltimore power a small city?
>>75711308
no that one is bad, shut up
>>75711336
>sore winner AND a sore loser
>e-everyone is butthurt but me!
>>75711336
scoreboard
>>75711336
YOU'RE OUTTA ERE
>>75711255
Sorry, I stopped reading this moment you decided to measure an individual's value by the the actions of others. Please try again when you can use a more mature line of thinking. Never does an action of one individual define another individual, under any circumstances.
>>75711353
>literally be 100% of the reason this feud is happening
>blames boston
What do y'all imagine dodger butts ass smells like?
>>75711338
I've lost my bantz. Time to go.
>>75711390
choking
>dodger butts
never heard of that, where's that from?
Team formerly known as the Baltimore bullets killing the celdicks. Os killing the sux.
Just can't get any better tonight.
>>75711380
>can't read
>tries to project even harder
>w-why are you so butthurt? It's n-not me I swear
>baltimore has to cheer for other regions teams they are so irrelevant
kek canadian tier
>>75711455
>boston doesn't even have an nfl team
>>75711455
>cheering for a regional team
>>75711378
His son's actions were a direct result of his own actions. Additionally he tried to sue the parents of the woman his son murdered for custody of the grandchild. So I am measuring remfag by his own actions. Also remfag talks like a 1970s masshole with two big dicks in his mouth and he knows nothing about baseball compared to Eck. I would literally rather have Tim McCarver in the booth and I fucking hate the Methinals and Tim McCarver.
>>75711478
>>75711479
>Patriots play in mass
>The team you're cheering for is literally on the other coast
i'm sleepy and can't read the thread, can someone highlist the good posts for me
BALK
Go team
>>75711540
>Patriots play almost an hour away from Boston
>Red Sox pink hat nation has bandwagoners all over the country
>you probably are one
>orange ducks in charge of balking
you literally can not make this stuff up
>>75711586
I guess it's nice to have something to keep you interested in the game
>>75708789
Brap.
>>75711584
>making this post while band wagoning a team thousands of miles away
>>75711609
>If I keep projecting no one will suspect a thing!
>>75711627
yes you clearly aren't bandwagoning in this post
>>75711420
>>75711586
OUR MASCOT IS NOT A DUCK YOU STUPID IDIOTS. EVERY TIME YOU SAY THIS STUPID '''MEME''' IT MAKES YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY UNIMAGINATIVE AND LITERALLY DUMB.
>>75711653
>>75711648
There's 8 miles difference between baltimore to washington and boston to foxboro
>>75711648
>all Orioles posters are the same person
The fact that you keep pressing this issue so hard is very suspicious.
>>75711666
>orange ducks in charge of geography
>>75711667
At least you admit that orange duck fans are bandwagoners
>>75711491
His son's actions were not a direct result of his own actions. Period. Full stop. Every person living a free life is responsible for their own decisions. Different people have different levels of influence on our lives, but we are ultimately solely responsible for decisions made on our own through our own free will.
In my opinion Remy offers good insight into the games as well as the daily life of a baseball player. Like Eck, he benefits from having experience playing in Boston and understanding the team and the city.
>>75711699
The only bandwagoner here is you. It becomes obvious when you go to such unnecessary length to deny it.
>>75711724
too many words in these posts
>>75711748
>has to drive an hour to attend games at his """local"""" football stadium
>I'm not the bandwagoner you are!
>I've made you mad haha I win
This is what Boston fans become when their team is getting shrekt by a AAA pitcher.
red sox fans on suicide watch
>>75711785
why
>>75711782
>>75711785
Not even a red sox fan, but i loved Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo
legendary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w
>>75708789
can you please stop posting this pic? it's disgusting and not sports related
>Baltishit fielding
Here we go. Dinger and it's a 2 run game.
orange ducks shaking despite playing against kendrick
Dubs and Nintendo salami.
loool what will ben nintendo do probably nothing
will trump take away my mass helath
looool god damn it nintendo you bkew it
What a buncha lucky crap.
>>75711920
malarky even
gg, hosiery
red sox fans back on suicide watch again
well even as shitty as b*ltim*r* is that was a damn good play
>>75711930
QUACK
BOMBSTON ON SUICIDE WATCH
what's it mean suicide watch
THAT DAMN CRACKER! How dare he make that catch!
Nice warning track power Nintendo.
>orange duck fans letting it get that close
>against a guy who hasnt pitched in 2 years
l m f a o
>>75711970
>Losing to a AAA pitcher
Sad!
>>75711970
>being held to 3 by a AA+ pitcher
>>75711970
>getting shit on by an A pitcher
>>75711970
>losing to a winter leaguer
>>75711970
>losing to a AAA pitcher
>getting shrek'd by a guy everyone in the stadium was booing
>>75711970
>this is literally the best shitposting bombston can come up with
>>75711970
>losing to a college pitcher
>all these orange ducks triggered by letting it get that close with kendrick pitching
lmao
>>75711970
>losing to a juco pitcher
>>75712014
I miss that guy already
higschoole pitcher
>>75712025
>bloody condoms trying to cover up losing to a cape cod league spot starter
>>75712046
have you ever been to cape cod
>>75712057
no but I've watched Summer Catch like twice
>>75712086
Where do you live in the old country?
>>75712106
cape cod
apologize to the umps orange ducks
>trying to give orange ducks free base runners out of pitty
lmao
apologize to me /nesn/
lmao trumbo just walking to 2nd on the dead ball and hoping nobody realised
>>75712111
But seriously I live in Norfolk and I always wanted to meet someone from the other Norfolk.
>>75712174
interpals
>come back late
>check the score
>Kendricks got absolutely splintered
This was so fucking predictable, he's been horrific down in the minors after the end of Spring Training.
I have no fucking clue why they didn't just recal Johnson.
>>75712174
nice blog
>>75712193
clearly considered this game a rest night
only put in trash pitchers this game and work them longer than they would if they intended to win
>>75712174
english norfolk is the land of inbreds m8
They've all got 12 toes.
Closest town to me that has a yank namesake is Bristol, although we do have a tiny village called Pennsylvania for no reason
>>75712210
>considered this game a rest night
Then why not still just start Johnson.
At least he's young and has room to grow. We know Kendricks is shit. There was no reason to recall him other than >>>>>MUH GOOD SPRING TRAINING
Fucking hell. What a waste.
>>75712229
>Then why not still just start Johnson.
He's in the minors and they need a guy who can go every 5 days which johnson can't.
>>75712227
Hm. I don't think we have that problem but it is windy and rainy here. I imagine it's why the English felt so at home.
>>75712244
Kendricks was fucking in the minors before they recalled him.
And Johnson is just as capable as Kendricks as working every 5 days.
>>75712227
Oh also we have a county called Isle of Wight even though it's not an island or near water.
>>75712258
To be fair our rainy is a bit different than theirs, ours tends to be quite a bit more heavy. I've seen Brits a bit intimidated by how intense MD rainfall can be.
>>75712292
Kendricks only has 1 option left and they need a #5 guy until at least June. It's a no brainer.
Brach looks a lot more comfortable back as a SU
>>75712315
>Kendricks only has 1 option left and they need a #5 guy until at least June. It's a no brainer.
THAT MAKES IT WORSE
Why even call him up when Johnson has multiple options left?
Then in the event if he is worse than Kendricks, at least you know that and then you recall Kendricks.
>>75712057
CAPE COD
FUCK YEAH
>>75712348
Johnson is a burner, they're going to need to use his options throughout the season, kendrick not so much
>Fenway practically empty
Why are Boston fans such bandwagonning racists?
>>75712403
I guess, but I just figured at least for the immediate stop gap it'd be worth Johnson, because then you can go on a roadtrip with someone capable of being sent back in the event anything happens. Just feels awkward when there's more room for Johnson to grow than Kendricks
>>75712427
Normally I would memeback at you but it's really really empty,more than usual for a blowout, and that kind of angers me tbqh with you Joe
>>75712436
What could happen? Wright out for the season Price's most generous estimation for return is late May
>>75708789
half the Red Sox fans on this thread probably don't even know who Jason Varitek or Nomar Garciaparra are kek
>>75712427
They all got banned for calling Jones a nigger
>>75712494
who???
>>75712474
me brain is empty loool
Half the baltimore fans in this thread aren't even from the USA
>>75712486
Literally the second part, considering all the updates recently that he's "ahead of schedule".
Or they can go full meme and pull Joe Kelly from the pen and make him go temporary starter again, in the worst case.
Half the (You)s in this thread are all me.
>>75712545
From MoCo, one of the richest counties in the US. Infinitely better than whatever heroin ridden shithole your from
>>75712549
ahead of schedule is still him returning in like 3 weeks
>>75712560
Also me
>>75712560
>>75712573
Both me
Mother's Day Miracle 2.0 WHEN???
>>75712578
>>75712573
>>75712560
This is me replying to myself.
Guys.
We need to talk about JBJ.
I think we might have to put him down.
>>75712563
montgomery county has twice as many murders as my entire state does
>peanuts
>not even once
>>75708789
Keep posting this ass and I will keep replying
>>75712545
Anne Arundel Countyfag reporting in
>>75712403
>I don't know how options work
GG Eternal 4th Placers
Fucking memelords.
This isn't over. Meme series tbqh with you Joe
Looked better than most of Zack's actual saves this year
LMAO BAWstom RED SUCKS blown THE FUCK out by based Orioles
gg
>orange ducks could only take 2 from us
lmao
>>75712637
hey m8
>>75712663
>bragging about losing a series 2-1
>>75712675
your fair-weather is showing
BAWston RED C U C K S blown the fuck out
Oh what's wrong? Can't win without ejecting your opponent's players or hitting them with pitches and calling them niggers? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Nice """"team""""""""""""""
>>75712715
stop playing dirty and maybe you wouldn't get ejected
>jones literally ejected for throwing a hissy fit on the field
>Whoreiole fans think the ejections weren't warranted
>>75712747
>victim blaming
fucking racist
suicide watch: boston