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/HEEM/ - STIPE MIOCIC EDITION

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>>75703325
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Based
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CLEVELAND YOU GOT A CHAMPION BABY

TELL CROATIA WE GOT A CHAMPION
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P4P List

1: Nate Diaz
2: Cody Garbrandt
3: Jose Aldo
4: Jon Jones
5: Tony Ferguson
6: Alistair Overeem
7: Cody Garbrandt
8: Demetrious Johnson
9: RDA
10: Tyron Woodley
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>smile ese, eh cabron... eh MAX! take a picture bitch
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>>75708168

Where am I?
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What is the p4p nicest friendship in MMA?
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Looks like there's a big presser tomorrow thats gonna announce all the big upcoming cards this summer
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>>75708192
Wandy and Shogun, easy
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>>75708179
In the hospital
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>>75708203

wrong I'm eating lasagne and ice cream
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>>75708168
p4p lists in mma are dumb
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>>75708174
>tfw you want to eat Famous Burger for lunch but you live in Canada and had to settle for McDonalds
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https://youtu.be/1GTGp9s17Lk

Pretty sexy
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>>75708168
You listed Cody Garbage twice idiot
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>>75708179

There isn't a 161lb division yet.
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Why are Tyron Woodley and Carlos Newton the only notable black welterweights?
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>>75708252
On purpose idiot
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>>75708255
dissapointed desu

I always found her kinda cute but thats borderline trap body
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>>75708305
What did you expect she is "6 feet" tall and has to cut to 135
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>>75708134
""""""mans best friend""""""
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>>75708322
that flat ass is totally unacceptable

do you have any frontals?
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Stipp Mioch is good firemen
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sage is proof that if you're an armlet like artem, your only hope is to get absolutely shredded to the bone 0% bodyfat, then your arms will look at least "normal length" instead of short
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>>75708192
here
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Being from Ohio, I really want Stipe to break the HW title defense record, but I think he's the most beatable champion after Bisping.
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>>75708174

>top 15 anime crossovers
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>>75708179
On "My 600 pounds life" would be my guess, fatty
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>>75708370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuVOHtGC6iM
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>>75708359
what's the normal reach range ratio? reachlet and reachbabby ratio?

got stats?
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>>75708370
You've already got Lebron
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>>75708403
Isn't somebody with narrow shoulders like Cruz a reachlet too ? Holloway has that problem too I think
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>>75708359
Sage isn't a reachlet, His height and wingspan is near enough the same. That's normal
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>>75708403

there's a difference between winspan, which is like fingertip to fingertip across the body, and reach, which is from your armpit to your fingertip, just the length of your arm. that's why they measure arm length for nfl players, especially offensive linemen. they're facing forward and need long arms to hold guys away and push them. wingspan is better for basketball, you're trying to deny side to side movement and a wider wingspan helps more than arm length does, tho arm length can only help wingspan

wingspan babbies are usually white players in the nba, it's a genetic thing, tho there are exceptions, like black players with short ass arms/wingspan-to-height ratios(jodie meeks) or white players with the opposite (usually centers, like vucevic or pau gasol)
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>>75708399
Are those her real teeth?
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>>75708305
>>75708255
wheres the rest?
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>>75708430

cruz's arms(armpit to knuckle or armpit to fingertip) don't seem short for his height, but he has retardedly narrow shoulders. it's like his shoulders are narrower than his hips/waist. they go in rather than out

goobs has a super tiny waist, like an nfl cornerback. and he has long arms and wide shoulders, so his height/wingspan ratio is elite, especially for a caucasian
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>>75708458
no, overeem gave them to her after he ate the rest of the horse
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>>75708430
but that makes his arm longer, look at artem with his wide ass chest, looks like a literal retard. I can't not notice it after all the neet t-rex shit posted here

>>75708451
would wingspan be important for mma? because thats what they use if I'm not mistaken
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>>75708447

if you're an athlete, especially in a sport where anthropometrics matter(combat sports, basketball, american football) then yes having the same wingspan as your height makes you a wingspanlet or reachlet. there are people that manage despite it, like mighty meme
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>>75708475
Goobs and Jones have perfect physiques for fighting desu
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Can you fix narrow shoulders? I have them like Cruz
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>>75708415
The Warriors are going to meme on us this year because we've got no defense, the Indians Cleveland'd their chance at greatness against the biggest meme in all of sports, CBJ can't win a series to save their lives, and the Browns are the Browns. Stipe is all we got.
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>>75708476
kek
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>>75708476
wow lol
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>>75708493

gsp has a great physique for fighting too. narrow/hypermobile waist with wide shoulders and long arms, just like goobs, except he has a thicker core than goobs
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>>75708491
Mighty mouse has a bigger reach than his height my man

Maybe shut up
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>>75708475
sage's reach is 1 cm less than his height, never thought of him as a reachlet.

so span<height = reachlet. how much more does your span have to be to go from average to reachbabby tier?

>>75708493
rumble, tyron, and brock as well
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>>75708305
>>75708322
found the rest
http://imgbox.com/g/CakwwRRiz7
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>>75708525
>doubting lebron
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Best body for MMA is El Cucuy

Crazy long arm and hunch back
Look fucking awkward and weird in real life but you'll dominate mma
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new thread, new heeminder
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>>75708476
wew
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>>75708554
Could Lebron have been the LHW GOAT had he gone into MMA instead of basketball?
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Hey guys, I just bought WMMA4, but how do I get it to play? fter the purchase I pressed launch and nothing happend
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>>75708558
>51 POSTS LATE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>75708558
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>>75708574
lebron is 250 at 6'8, no way he can cut lhw.
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>>75708574
how the fuck would he make 205 pounds
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>>75708537

you're dumb as hell muhammad, you're prob trolling but i'll take the bait

his wingspan(not reach, ufc measures wingspan but calls it reach for some reason) is only 3 inches more than his height.

gsp is 5'10" but has a 6'4" wingspan. that's 6 inches more than his height

jon jones is 6'4" with a 7'0" wingspan, then you have nba players like kawhi leonard who's 6'6" with a 7'3" wingspan

there's different levels, not just same as height or longer than height
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mhhm so when exactly does he pull a benoit?
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>>75708552
cute clit
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>>75708598
>gsp is 5'10" but has a 6'4" wingspan. that's 6 inches more than his height
>jon jones is 6'4" with a 7'0" wingspan, then you have nba players like kawhi leonard who's 6'6" with a 7'3" wingspan

More rambling dumbass

They have above average wingspans

Mighty mouse and sage are average

Cody and Artem are reachlets
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>>75708592
LeBron would get blacksploded into oblivion by the most blacksplosive A level athlete in USA
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>>75708552
beautiful work there champ
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>>75708546

imo for sports where the measurement actually matters, if your wingspan is within a "few" inches of your height you're kind of a reach babby.

if your wingspan is like 6+ inches more than your height, you can start getting into "good reach" territory assuming the wingspan is coming mostly from the arm length and not just having outlier-tier wide ass shoulders
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>>75708578
>ram
why bother
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>>75708613
>>75708636
you're welcome
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6'1 with 77 inch wingspan

That good?
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>>75708629

if you're "average" in combat sports you're a reachlet. you need a considerably high height-to-wingspan ratio to have that physical advantage in your division you nerd
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You just know Schaub has a massive hog on him.
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>>75708640
jon is a reachbabby like pooana is a cutbabby
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>>75708611
W I L D M A N
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>>75708665
No, you don't...
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>>75708656

pretty good especially if you're white. 4 inches more than your height
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>>75708611
lol
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>>75708552
cute tits
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>>75708656
no because you cant fight LMAO
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>>75708574

Lebron at 205 would be a twig, he'd get bullied by stronger guys. He'd have to lose 15-20 lbs of muscle to make the cut, and it's not like he's crazy jacked to begin with.

Heavyweight lebron, on the other hand, would be the GOAT
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>>75708689
this dork 100% browses heem
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>>75708430
>tfw someone saved your screenshot for the first time
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>>75708731
100%
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>>75708731
He drunk shitposts here all the time. Usually about himself. He hasnt been doing it since the win though
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hey al

kys
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>they rank le rob Masvidal and heem a can man
heh
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>>75708688
Yeah I'm white. I knew it was quite good because people use to mock my long arms at school but then I see 5'9ers with nearly the same reach makes me think it's not good.

>>75708722
I'm getting there now, inproved a lot and will continue to improve
Have a nice night my dude!
Keep it 100
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>>75708742
screenshots don't count as OC, buddeh
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>>75708742
ur accomplishments suck
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>>75708822
you still saved it tho
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>>75708857
fuck you
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>>75708866
Cause I've only had this smaller one before
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WMMA/new/

>the womens mma reddit is 100% one single user
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>>75708913
Start the UFC 211 picks now.
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>>75708913
I don't know how to even use that website desu
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this thread need something a little bit...a little more..i dont know..maybe..maybe more famous
like a..i dont know man
fuck
man...like a famous

man like a famous burger
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>>75708956
Yewl dew nuttin

Not one of yew ll dew nuttin


get da fook outta here
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>>75708950
6 days until picks
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>>75708134
what the fuck lmao
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>>75708476
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>>75708952
same it looks fucking abysmal
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>>75708134
last time ive seen such a good heel turn was when sage started talking shit to gall
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this thread needs more larping as a dog

woof
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>>75709043
wtf i hate brazilians now
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>>75709043
lurk moar and get some of the cool kids webms
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>>75709121
cute
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>>75708754
it's "get a dog bro" though
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>>75709376
>meme police! freeze right there normie!
beat it dork, get lost!
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i like this guy
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>>75708168
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>>75709641
then you're a faggot

bisking reins
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>>75709726
bisping is weakest champ
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>>75709641
can't get any more btfo than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0eAw0ZqSy8
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>>75709641
>Only champ that does not fight top ten contenders
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>>75709043

Timing beats speed
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I hate this dude but he speaks the truth

https://youtu.be/4E2g07QpPYU
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Claudia vs Silva

WHO WINS?
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>>75710083
Clawja's striking isn't very good, but Silva has historically had trouble with people who have strong takedowns and top control, so it's a tough fight to call Joe
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>>75710083
Claudia via TKO (farts)
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I love this dude but he speaks the truth
https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw
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Who is winning?
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Why the HECK isn't Werdum commentating? even his spanish commentary is near flawless
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>>75710285
Dillon will embarrass him.
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>>75710285
Jake will embarrass him.
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>>75710285
Hopefully Jake so this ugly ass Conor copy will shut the fuck up
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if ronda agreed to the cyborg fight before the holly fight, would she have been able to return from that beating to fight amanda?
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>>75710268
really inspired me
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>he has a folder full of dozens of schaub pictures
>he is the only person posting about schaub in the last week
>he thinks he's not the schaub poster
>he thinks anti-schaub posting isnt the same thing as schaub posting
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>>75710430
that was one of the few posts ive made this week and the only about Sc*** my man, for sure keep being a stupid pedophile though
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>>75710430
>he's obsessed with a woman who will never acknowledge him
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>>75708134

he a gud dog, he dindu nuffin.
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>>75710242
fart is my <3
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>>75710430
goldieforcedmemes.jpg
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>>75710292
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/10/29/13463384/ufc-fabricio-werdum-removed-from-spanish-commentary-duties-following-anti-reebok-comments
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>>75710450
>obsessed with cynthia
i think you mean thickenzie. cynthia is just cute. Mackenzie is actually attractive
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>>75710493
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>>75710493
that shit ain't cool, so ultimately is was Dana and Lorenzo? I'd hope new owners would bring him back but they probably don't know what the fuck has gone on in past
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rory
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BRAND NEW YO-AH-NAH-NAH YED-DRAY-CHIK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vjfwQ58vY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vjfwQ58vY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vjfwQ58vY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vjfwQ58vY
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>>75710493
>Oct 29, 2016
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thominas
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>>75710624
Well, nothing's changed since then.
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>>75710584
Think he might lose to Daley
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>>75710584
remember when Tyrone had literally nothing for Rory?
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>>75710358
>>75710325
UR mom a fan?
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what does joanna's fiance look like?
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>>75710792
i dont feel like posting pics of myself here you weirdo
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>>75710658
Yeah, it's true. Hard to imagine Reebok renewing sponsorship after all the bad press, I wouldn't be surprised if we returned to the Dynamic Fastener era after their deal runs out.
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>>75710811
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>>75710844
this reebok thing is a scam dawg they are ripping us off in trade
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>>75710844
we are returning to the corn nuts era
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can Andrade speak english? i really hope so. Joanna needs some one to bantz with
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https://youtu.be/6r3dwmZ7euI

Stipe tapped
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>>75710908
she may understand english but i dont think theres any fighter in the ufc currently that can really comunicate in english
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>>75710908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACuQvnLCmvw

2:05 some sexy bants between Joanna and Claudia
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>>75711036
>implying i haven't masturbated to this multiple times
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>>75711036
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>>75711036
>wand getting taken down by a guy with slippers and jeans

every single time, what a brain damaged moron
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The dong can sing.
https://youtu.be/0GWPHpUysH8
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proceed to clear from my pathway
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allow me safe passage
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step aside so i may evacuate to my domicile
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escape velocity
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>>75711366
peter who
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>>75711371
refrain from killing a great meme, thank you
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my boy JDS gettin that belt again, stiope babbies btfo
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The great debate
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>>75711425
It's forced af. It just gets spammed randomly with no context to current discussion. Good memes are universallly applicable. Schaub bless bro.
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>>75711410
>beat a 43 year old Aerts

I like Rico but you need to show some hespect
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>>75711468
>It's forced af.
wrong
>It just gets spammed randomly with no context to current discussion
there was TUF video posted above, shut you're face
>Good memes are universallly applicable
that's the dumbest shit I've heard
>Schaub bless bro
bingo schurb isn't such great fighter
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>>75711506
>bingo schurb
I think you mean Brendan P. Schaub, and if so you are sorely mistaken. Brendan is a great filter.
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>>75711497
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>>75711530
he seems to get recieve plenty of blows to the head
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>>75711557
>seems to get recieve plenty
How many blows to the head have you taken my dude?
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>>75711084
>>75711497
>>75711556
This is Claudia at her most attractive
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>>75711573
none, i'm too intelligent to get punched in the face
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>>75711593
Probabaly easy to stay safe as long as you never leave your mom's basement. Go clean your fingers.
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>>75711624
>projection
another early sign of the CTE my man
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he's insane!
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>>75711639
I don't think you know what projection or CTE means. I hope you get better. H8rs never prosper. Schaub will always be there for you when you are ready.
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>>75708134
>the day you have to heem your own dog
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>>75709920

>Bisping quoting Animal Farm as if it's esoteric literature

Sadly it probably is these days.
>>
are we watching VFC or LFA tomorrow?
>>
Fuck off Mr. Lahey
>>
Frigg off Randy
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>>75711834
lol it was actually a pretty good analogy to put the reebok deal in perspective desu
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>>75712041

Oh his analogy was spot on, I just found it funny/sad that he had to qualify it with "I don't know if you've ever heard of this book, but here's the plot outline".

Then again my mother was an English teacher, so my expectations may be unduly high.
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>>75708956

Sorry I'm late
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>>75712117
oh they're not, I found it funny as well.
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>>75711084
>>75711497
>>75711556
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>>75712200
this bitch eating tendies and shit
>>
Fox Sports 1 is airing Bisping vs Hendo 2 right now. Holy shit if Bisping got hurt this badly by Hendo I can't fathom what Yoel would do to him.
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>>75712200
Is that rice krispies and gravy?
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>>75711084
I can fap to this
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>>75712200
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>>75708196
I was waiting for this it was cool last year with unstoppable
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>tfw could 50-45 every here
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>>75709497
Kek
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>>75712569
>can't even get the finish
nice pillowfists
>>
Just finished ep3 of tuf - Cody is a terrible coach.
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>>75712591
Dude is nearly retarded cut him some slack.
>>
is Team Cody going to lose every fight?
>>
>>75712621
well Cody Garbage is their coach, so yeah probably.
>>
>>75712606

Yet he's surrounded by some great coaches who are helping him this season. TJ is walking his fighters through each fight while Cody is just shouting Tarverdyan talk
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>>75712621

Not gonna lie, Cody's fighters are on their own. They need to rely on their experience to win because Cody and his coaches are doing a terrible job.
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CALL IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8nAEjWTJOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8nAEjWTJOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8nAEjWTJOI
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>>75712664
why is it on Thursday?
>>
>>75712685
cause no love is big timing them
>>
wheres that stupid british cody nut hugger
>>
>>75712621
Cody doesnt even coach them and TJ has tuf experience.
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>>75712728
he's on the phone right now
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say heem on air cody fan
>>
>NO
team Cody confirmed for going 0-7 or whatever it is
>>
ask no love if he fucked stipes wife
>>
>Junior Dos Anjos
holy fuck he is legit retarded
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Stud radio is so much nicer without Studboy
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is cody fan on? sounds like an absolute retard
>>
>>75712830
>Tfw you will never be corn to the core
>>
I need to turn it off until Tranny Calderwood stops talking
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>>75712853
lmao
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>>75712853
Fuck off leaf JoJo has a voice that's sex
>>
this show is so much better without that fat autistic retard
>>
>this thirsty hoe on the phone
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>there are people in this very thread who aren't Team Andrade
What are you even doing in your life?
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this bitch tryna get pipe?
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>>75712911
cynthia could unironically beat her right now
>>
>>75712911
>"We used to train together sometimes, we used to do some crazy things when I was at the fights when she fought or when I fought. We used to have good times, many good times.”

Joanna is literally Team Andrade herself desu
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>>75712930
Andrade would slam Cynthia on her head then heem her.
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>>75712911
>brazillian dyke with suspiciously large arms that somehow couldn't knock out Angela Hill despite teeing off on her head for 3 full rounds

what's not to like?
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>>75712930
>for sure masvidal's been my boy since strikeforce my man
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>>75712960
at TAM they slam themselves on their own heads regularly so that technique qouldn't work
>>
Bucholz voice doesnt match his face and it bothers me
>>
>>75712977
Angela Hill has a chin. JJ is getting wobbled by pillowfist girls. Andrade will heem her.
>>
>>75708168
it's like you just punched in random names

>Nate Diaz
lol
>>
Anyone else hope this guy gets heem'd? Fuck Brazil and fuck grapple people
>>
just realized that the asian guy is the guy that artem smashed
>>
>>75713004
nah shes a slow little midget roider

she won't even touch goblin's chin

the only Andrade will get out of that fight is a sneaky little grope here and there
>>
>>75713017
i could heem everyone in that room
>>
>>75708277
Because they were both Champs?
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these fuckin goofs
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>losing to artem
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>>75713012
I want masvidal to get exposed, the new "fans" are annoying as fuck
>>
>>75713059
I'm okay with this happening as long as Tyrone heems the hue
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>>75713059
>He doesn't like Masvidal
>>
SpergOP on the line
>>
OKC bro sounds like a cool lad
>>
Anyone know how I can make webms straight off fight pass? Need to make more Andrade and Masvidal webms.
>>
>>75712664
holy fuck which one of you was that autistic fucking retard from Oklahoma
>>
>>75713076
tyrone ko's both

>>75713078
since he split decisioned the others in his dad's load my man
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>>75713101
he's on a first name basis with no love you goof, what are you doing with yourself thats better than him
>>
Clarence
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>THIS FUCKING CALLER
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>>75713110
Masvidal may have had some problems pulling the trigger in the past, but he's passed that now. He is the man to beat Woodley, better boxing, great chin. He is your future champ.
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>>75713160
>I had a green belt
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>>75713160
/GREENBELT/
>>
is this the power of /heem/ autism?
>>
this fucking guy is triggering my autism. i had to turn it off
>>
>>75713129
I'm on a first name basis with NFL players and internationally shown artists

big fucking deal, Cody's name is Cody for fuck sakes lol

I'm not sucking a man's dick on the phone sounding like a 7 year old calling his grandma
>>
This is difficult to listen to.
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>buccholz cant contain his laughter
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>>75713179
It's pretty bad.

>I cried when you got the victory for him
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>>75713090
>>75713129
spergo
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>I CRIED
>I WANT TO BE FRIENDS
>>
what do you guys want me to say to cody, me on the phone rn
>>
>>75713210
ask if he had relations with stipes wife
>>
this is it. this is the peak. remember this moment. stud radio will never be better than this moment
>>
>>75713210
ask him who's arms are longer, his or Artem's
>>
>>75713203
wrong, you think sperg would be a fan of bangkok dangerous? retard
>>
>>75713210
ask him if its awkward with pvz and if he'd have a threesome with her and his pooinloo gf
>>
>>75713210
hey, Cody alot of animals at TAM Fili,Faber, used to have TJ. who else fucked Paige?
>>
>>75713210
tell Tuss to put the webcam in her butt
>>
>>75713257
shes not attractive
>>
>>75713210
ask him if "lunchbox" enjoys eating ass
>>
>these master thong highlights

holy shit my sides
>>
>>75713261
yes she is man, shes thicc and spicy
>>
Bunch of losers
>>
>>75708277
I like Newton more because he was in cooler fights tbqh. Him vs Saku is one of my favourite fights of all time, GOAT tier grappling match.

>Newton hung in there for ages against prime Saku
>all gracies were BTFO
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>>75713336
who?
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>>75713274
>thicc
shes a fatty with a weird face
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>>75713336
what the heck is that Jessamyn?
>>
Cody and Bucholz can't help but talk about TJ, sad!
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>>75713336
wheres the rest
>>
>>75713379
>>75708552
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>>75713377
whats sad is TJ, how contrived
>>
This is boring.
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>>75713336
Who dah fook is dis guy?

Jessamyn?
>>
Is Stipe actually good?

It's so hard to tell with heavyweights.

Struve KO'd him FFS


STRUVE
>>
who's the girl in the bottom right corner?
>>
>>75713427
stephan strudel is good actually, he beat Stipe at 100% fighting at his home town. Dude gets anxiety traveling ad fighting elsewhere which is why he fainted and couldnt fight before
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>>75713427
he got tapped by overeem, no he's not good
>>
Nice to hear people give Tito some fucking credit for once.
>>
>>75713427
Struve gouged Stipe in the eye with his thumb seconds before finishing him. Ref should have gave Stipe time to recover.
>>
>>75713427
No he isn't. Remember that this is a guy who fought Fabio Maldonado despite outweighing Fabio by 45 lbs. Roy Nelson is a gimmie if you're mediocre. Shit he had to hit Mark Hunt over 9000 times to win. And even then Mark was still awake.
>>
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based teruto
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>>75713489
tiny little eggroll
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>>75713477
Mark Hunt got hit by PRIME K-1 Cro Cop in the head clean multiple times by that left kick and still went to a decision. Don't underestimate Mark's toughness son.
>>
why did Jessamyn get a vagina tattoo?
>>
>>75713357
fuck she's so nice and round, you're gay anon
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>>75713489
>losing to Artem
No he isn't.
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>>75713518
>the sweat that comes off Hunto
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Another spectacular episode of stud show radio, hopefully sir studboy returns for the next one.
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>>75713575
fuck that goofball.

who /gayforbucholz/ here?
>>
>>75713589
I'm gay for Tuss, I want her thicc ass on my face after training
>>
>>75713599
call in and ask for it
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>>75713620
go to sleep studcuck, you got your 2 calls and 300 views, beat it!
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>>75713549
Fucking insane that someone can still stand after that, hope he isn't deleted finally after that Overeem KO.
>>
>>75710992
wat
>>
>>75713336
It's what the roast should have been
>>
>>75713336
>>75713768
DONT
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>>75713966
not bad, wouldeat
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>>75713966
saved
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>>75713966
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JON JONES
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>>75713966
wtf does her tattoo say
>>
>>75713972
Like you know how to eat a pussy
>>
>>75714014
eat me
>>
>>75714058
You are what you eat, right? :^)
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>>75714058
t. Korean guy
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>>75714058
>the absolute state of those fingers
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>>75714076
cheeto fingers my man
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>>75713966
who dis?
>>
is teruto a shit? or did artem lay and pray to a 30-27
>>
>>75714151

also he's getting swole as fuck for a jap 145er, might have to move up to 155
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>>75714151
>>
>>75714151
he gassed hard and fought like a retard. he did drop and wobble artem though, he has good power for somehow being a lanky manlet.
>>
w-wheres waldo? g-get it t-trending pls
>>
Shit
>>
Bisping is ducking the entire MW division
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9cuYMgp0A4&feature=youtu.be

rory's gf a cute
>>
>>75714338
He would unironically lose to top 10, maybe he beats Alvey
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>>75714469
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>>75714499
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>>75714178
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>>75714577
Tfw UFC gives him Choice Chow Mein
>>
>>75714338
but he's a fighting a goat, arguably THE goat
>>
>>75714614
that fight wont happen
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>>75714614
Ssdkdkdkddkdkkkkkdkddkkkkkdkdkkkdkdkdkdkkdkdkdkdkdkdkdddkdkdkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkķkkkkkkkķkkkkkkkkkkkkķkddkkkkdjjjjkdkkkdkdkdkdkdkkddkdkkdkkdkdkdkdkdkkkddkdkdkkkdkdjdjdkdkddkdkdkdkdkdkdkdddkkddkdkdkdkkdkddkdkkdkdkd
>>
>>75710633
i love saying his name with an aussie accent
>>
>>75714622
>>75714624
?
>>
http://middleeasy.com/mma-news/conspiracy-theory-alert-frank-mir-says-usada-busts-cleans-fighters-to-make-money/
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>>75714014
Head
Movement
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>>75714668
>le kangaroo meat man
ufc should allow heavyweights to roid
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>>75714668
I believe it
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>>75708146
8 hours and my reply later
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>>75714843
Excuse me?
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>>75708476
100% natty horsemeat gains
>>
>>75708277
Racism
>>
"Ragin" Al Iaquinta here

AMA
>>
>>75714987
how much is your rent?
>>
>>75714987
literally who
>>
watching some blindspot, then fucking ronda rousey pops up
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>>75715035
are you who-ing me? you better not be who-ing me
>>
>>75715064
go back to the cuckshed, perry is coming for your gf again.
>>
>>75714987
Can i make an appointment so you can show me a house?
>>
>>75715071
lame
>>
>>75715081
yes al, can you convince doggo bro to sell me his house? doggo included ofcourse
>>
>I want to box Anthony Joshua after I win the belt
RemInder that JDS is confirmed lost batallion. Stipe is free money.
>>
>>75715141
>Stipe is free money.
i dunno man hw's are never free money
>>
>>75715147
Eugene is never wrong about the lost batallion.
>>
>>75715147
This. Most HW UFC title defenses is 2.
>>
>>75715191
There is no escaping the lost batallion.
>>
I hope all these American flags are up early for their AM cardio. Please don't tell me you guys think it is still Thurdsay.
>>
>>75715211
I'm staying up all night to study for an exam
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>>75715226
>posting on heem
>"""studying""""
You're better off getting a good nights sleep.
>>
>>75715211
Nah bro I've been up all night lurking on several boards. I haven't exercises in over a year lol
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>>75715273
Sounds like a great plan for long term health and happiness.
>>
>>75715273
>I haven't exercises in over a year lol
bruh

start today
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>>75715308
My semester just ended and I'm on break. I'd like to start again. I have a lot of free time. Being up at 4:30 am isn't good for being productive though haha
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>>75715316
It is when you're getting after it. I'm about to go run a 5k before the sun is up.
>>
>>75715316
if you're still up 16 hours of the day when those hours are is irrelevant to exercise
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>>75715333
that isn't true at all
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>>75715346
Keep making excuses but you are only holding yourself back. go to sleep and exercise when you wake up or go exercise then go to sleep. You're wasting your life.
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>>75715357
reread the comment chain, knucklehead.
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>>75715362
Reassess your life, bird brains. Nobody buys your excuses except you. The days you don't want to do it are the days it is most importunate to DO IT! Get after it totday heemsters.
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>>75715372
Ok done
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>>75715346
elaborate, cos it is
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>>75708168
>P4P List

>1: Nate Diaz
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>>75715447
circadian rhythm, sunlight (necessary for vitamin D and test production, other hormonal shit that i dont know about but probably is relevant, simple fact that you won't be productive or social if you're not doing stuff at the same time as other people
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Can I get some DC webbums?
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>>75715453
Yo got a problem wit dat you pank ass mark ? Imma fight yo fuckin ass, dats wassup
>>
>>75715473
Simple fact, staying up all night on 4chan is more detrimental to you than anything you listed. Simple fact, you aren't getting your required vitamin d from sunlight alone anyway, you should be taking a supplement for it. Simple fact you are full of excuses to maintain your shitty lifestyle.
>>
Besides Stipe and Eddie Bravo, who else do you think lurks around /heem/?
>>
>>75715707
None of them you weirdo
>>
>>75715707
Raging Al

Why do you think Stipe lurks?
>>
>>75715750
Because he doesn't know
>tfw
is a normie meme now
>>
>>75715753
the meme versus is bigger then 4chan, it leaks everywhere, 4chan memes aren't always even fresh.
>>
going to the ufc fight in dallas
when should I get there? any prelim fights worth watching?
>>
>They made a banter board

What the fuck
>>
>>75715805
Should go for the whole event. You never know if you'll get a classic spicy banger like polo Reyes vs Kim and you only have to sit through one extra wmma ""fight""
>>
>>75715805
just get there for the first fight, you've paid for the ticket so might as well. some prelim fights tend to be spicy as fuck even if its two unknown guys
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>>75715828
>/int/ is known as a /b/ with flags and /pol/-lite
>/int/ is ridden with generals cancer
>instead of getting rid of them they get official /b/ with flags

Gook moot you so silly
>>
>>75715805
its not like on tv live, live every fight is good
>>
>>75716014
Really? Why do i hear so many boos?Maybe theres a ghost in my house.
>>
>>75708552
Legitimately surprised that someone without a tramp stamp has box borders.
>>
>>75715707
Mickey Gall and Ryan Hall.
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>>75716028
cos they're not fight fans just idiots looking for social gains
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>>75716063
>I'm a true fight fan and I've enjoyed Woodley vs Thompson 2 tremendously, pleb normies don't have intelligence required to appreciate the intricate chess match
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>>75716084
These were two of the most dangerous men on the planet competing in competitive puzzle solving with dire physical consequences. If you couldn't appreciate such artistry, then you need to get the fuck off of heem.com.
>>
>>75716084
I unironically liked Woodley/Thompson 2 more than the first fight.
>>
I had so much money on Woodley I was so intense through that whole fight and then so happy at the end

Might unironically be my most memorable fight
>>
>>75716103
>>75716084
I actually likes watching it but i would have liked it even more if there was some chaos
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>>75716257
Ehh it was tense for 1st round and 5th when I was just counting down seconds, waiting if Wonderboy can pull off lamest decision championship ever.

Before fight I fully expected Woodley to blacksplode in 1st round, heeming Stephen then and there and ending the whole saga decisively. He majorly disappointed me
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>>75716375
Woodley sucks
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>>75716050
>tfw there's a chance Mickey has replied to my Gallposting
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WHO /EL PANTERA/ HERE
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>>75716546
shit, forgot he dropped him.

siver, stephans some guys are just ufc core. lots of ko of the night wins and losses. he has the most ufc losses
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>>75711745
still no meisha or lil debbie leaks.
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>>75716580
Stephens is a huge amount of wasted potential, an actual decent striker who fights like he has way more KO ability than he actually does, limits his success so much
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r3dwmZ7euI

Wew lads, you can now clearly see the tap for free on youtube
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>>75716546
Should have been a DQ victory for Edgar right there tbqh.
>>
who is your most liked female ufc fighter?
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>>75716787
joanna jedrzejczyk
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>>75716787
Michael Aquadaughter
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878093005.webm
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>>75717045
wtf?
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>>75708866
if you think that's cool imagine how it feels to be the person who made this webm>>75709182

feels fuckin good man
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>>75708192
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>>75717084
british banter
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>>75708196

>tomorrow

looks like hes saying next week
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hello where are the Karolina nudes
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>>75717158
She's contracted to Grannies Gone Wild, it's coming out soon.
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>>75717158
here
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>>75711497

muh dikkkk
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lol why do they put relatively shit fights on fightpass compared to even FX when people are literally paying them monthly

http://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-211
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>>75717045
They just got drunk and decided to test how strong his back was?
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is Barny Skids a good fighter?
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>>75717388
not funny
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Would like to see him headline against someone like Volkov/Struve/Johnson since everyone else in the top 15 is unavailable.
>>
>>75717473
fuck the UK
>>
>>75717473
cain
>>
>>75717473
Volkov would be interesting, Ngannou having to overcome some physical disadvantages that he usually enjoys having over his opponent
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>>75717484
Cain said he want to take some time off and I doubt he would fight in Glasgow.
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>>75717492
true but Volkov has that tall man defence, would be a fun scrap still.
>>
>>75717498
Volkov is very flawed, he has like no wrestling at all, but has a lot of tools to keep distance, he fights well with his length as opposed to Struve who doesn't. Johnson could well just smother Ngannou and make for a very boring fight, that's a risky matchup.
>>
>>75717493
loser of jds crofireman
>>
>>75717505
I think Johnson would be the best test. He is a solid gatekeeper to the top 10 and would make Ngannou answer some questions about his wrestling and gastank.
>>
Redpill me on this guy heem. What are his chances in the UFC?
>>
>>75717520
Good test, but could well ruin his reputation as an exciting finisher
>>
>>75717518
would be too quick of a turnaround
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>>75717521
damn forgot the picture
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>>75717520
Ngannou is ranked 5 why would he need to fight a "gatekeeper to the top 10"?
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>>75717532
I don't think 1 fight will ruin anything. Would learn more from it than from knocking out people in round 1.
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>>75717521
his chances are R a r e flag is rare
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>>75717535
who the fook is this guy
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>>75717521
>>75717535
All offense no defense, but technically sound, fearless, and very powerful. Here's my gut picks on him vs the the Top 10.
>>
conor's wife is giving birth in a hospital 5 minutes from me

should i go there
>>
>>75717537
everyone else is booked except Cain
>>75717535
super fun fighter. very aggressive and durable, to a fault. Will likely be a top 10 mainstay but will struggle with the elite due to his defensive liabilities.
>>
>>75717555
kys
>>
>>75717555
Yes, get a picture of baby Tiger A. Mcgregor and sell it to TMZ for 5 figures
>>
>>75717479
Without the UK, you wouldn't exist HAHAHA
>>
>>75717625
see i didnt think about that
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Only 8 days away
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>>75717554
>>75717563
Yeah I got something along those lines figured from watching his hls. He seems to be pretty strong and has been in some wars but we've all seen that this may not be enough when you fight tops on Alvarez's example.
>>75717547
You are whether new or don't visit heem often. I've been shitposting here fo some time.
>>
>>75717670
He might just fight wild because he knows he can get away with it. He has a strong wrestling background and may incorporate it more against people in the UFC.
>>
>>75717473
yeah volkov struve and johnson are all big as fuck, johnson is tough as fuck, struve is long and grapply and volkov is a good striker

keeps him in place and well tests him more. before the big 5
>>
Ngannou wanted to fight Cain except Cain is out with injury/surgery. He should fight the winner of hunt vs Lewis.
>>
>>75716084
nice one regurgitating joe rogan opinions
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>>75717682
Well that will be our win if light weight gets another interesting fighte for us to monitor. Shame that the "champ" is out due to pregnancy.
>>
joanna said she is knocking out or submitting jessica do you believe her?
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>>75717751
says every fighter ever

though she is due
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>>75717751
kek, no
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>>75717751
>KO
>WMMA
The best she can do is TKO
>>
Women's MMA is more enjoyable than men's
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>>75717787
fact
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>>75717787
You say that as if it is controversial
>>
no good injuries drug test failures arrests or suicides etc. in mma this year to be honest, i love reading about such stupid shit do you think we'll get any this year?
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>>75717822
No you weirdo
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>>75717822
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>>75713635
The amount of Damage Hunto has taken in his career is inhuman

He has to have some sort of Islander gene from all those ancestors warring that makes it really fucking hard to get KO'd
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>>75717926
Prime JLB is the scariest thing on two legs
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>>75717934
Le Banner was fucking horrifying in his prime

>The way he just watches him convulse on the ropes before Celebrating
>>
*takes you down*
*gives you the succ*

Submission (ejaculation)
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/ourguy/ is fighting soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uJeTwWCAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uJeTwWCAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uJeTwWCAg
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>>75717967
>ywn see a pissed off JLB across from you in the ring
thank god for this feel
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>>75717926
Its crazy hunt is still fighting at his age. But he's getting payed 750k per fight
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>>75718041
I'd rather fight Cheeky JLB
>>
Can i request stipe shrugging on top of the cage after beating overeem webm
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>>75718132

>750k per fight

Good for him
My /eternalboy/
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>>75718011
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Mike Bernardo was like the Artem Lobov of heavyweight kickboxing
>>
>>
>>75718350
Except Bernardo hit like a train loaded with dynamite

Like Hug and Dekkers, he was taken way too early
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>>75718366
I was going to add except he actually knocks people out but I figured that was unnecessary
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>>75718366
Goddammit I'm going to have to go watch the Hug-Bernardo series of fights now. I didn't ask for these feels
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>>75718350
>>75718365
>>75718391
post some based Hug
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>>75718416
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>>75718391
>We are never going to see this level of hw kickboxing ever again
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>>75718416
>>75718427
>That fucking technique
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>>75718442
>Badr Hari walked out of jail directly to the ring and was beating Rico until his elbow popped out
shameful
>>
>>75718454
>>75718427
>>75718416
Hug is my eternal boy, I do kyokushin karate and I've worked on my axe kick for 4 years now because o his example

He is the ultraboy, above all others
>>
NEW THREAD BOYS
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>>75718481
make it
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>>75718479
>>75718416
Watching Hug vs Sefo right now I'll make some webms
>>
ALRIGHT BOYS NEW THREAD COMIN RIGHT UP
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>>75718024

You guys watching this russian pillowtap? Some guy just got heemed by a body shot. Dont see those often in mma
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new

>>75718546
>>75718546
>>75718546
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