>The most heated rivalry nobody has ever heard of. "Natural rivals" the San Diego Padres and the Seattle Mariners play for this distinguished honor each series they play
WAS:Bryce Harper day-to-day with groin tightness
BOS:Price (elbow) on track to return in late May
KC:Ian Kennedy diagnosed with hamstring strain
MLW:Ryan Braun (trapezius) remains out Thursday
BOS:Steven Wright to have season-ending surgery
MIN:Buxton has passed initial concussion tests
WAS:Bryce Harper removed with apparent injury
CWS:Frazier scratched Thursday due to stiff back
CWS:White Sox place Nate Jones (elbow) on DL
ARZ:David Peralta (flu) sidelined again Thursday
CHC:Kyle Schwarber out Thursday versus Phillies
DET:Indians @ Tigers called Thursday due to rain
first for first place team
>Marines and Padres fighting over a trophy named after a well know Cubs fan
what did they mean by this?
>gary sanchez comes back tomorrow
life is breddy good
>>75707606
Is the Vedder Cup named after Eddie Vedder?
First again!
1stros
Good Christian Negroes
>>75707705
>Lastros.
>>75707713
Look! He posted it again!
OG Wrigley field looked retarded
>>75707638
>google "eddie vedder sports team"
>wall of eddie vedder in cubs gear
what the shit
>google "eddie vedder mariners"
>this picture is first
really makes you think
rate our catcher, he just hit a home run
>>75707780
He has tiny, squinty eyes. I don't like him.
>>75707780
Hanigan still has a major league job?
Babe Ruth was such a meme. This was his Yankee Stadium
Where are the rags rasging?
All I see is the so called Firststros giving up home runs to Joey Gallo
>>75707831
Hell anyone could hit 500 homers in that stadium if it was modern times.
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/sports/How-The-Vedder-Cup-Came-To-Be-381312331.html
>When baseball finally came out of the Dark Ages and started Interleague Play in 1997 then-Commissioner Bud Selig declared a 15 pairs of “natural rivals.” Most of them make perfect sense. For example, the Dodgers and Angels, the Giants and A’s, the Mets and Yankees all have obvious geographic ties that make the yearly meeting a real rivalry.
>Even some of the series that aren’t terribly close to one another like the Phillies and Red Sox are at least fought between two rabid East Coast sports towns with a history of disliking one another (the 76ers and Celtics have long been at each other’s throats, especially in the playoffs). But when the Padres and Mariners were put together as “natural rivals” we were left to wonder … what exactly do we have to rival about?
>It could be seafood or craft beer but there’s really no way to ever fully determine which city offers better edibles. That’s open to interpretation. Therefore we needed a symbol. Something the two cities can lay claim to in equal measure. Obviously, the choice is Eddie Vedder.
>The Pearl Jam front man went to high school in Encinitas at San Dieguito High School Academy and of course formed his famous band in Seattle. So while Vedder learned music in So-Cal he perfected in the Pacific Northwest.
>Yankees have the two best young players in baseball
It's not fair bros
>>75707850
That, this, and the fact that every park was babby tier for lefties just kills the myth that is Babe Ruth
>>75707856
It's okay, they'll trade them for Jose Quintana midseason.
>>75707713
Rangers!
>rags
>>75707880
Damn the center and left fielders would've had to cover so much ground to get to a deep fly ball
>>75707924
9-4 fruitbowl.
>>75707931
ONE
I want to make a tiny park like the old Yankees Stadium.
>>75707931
>it was 5-0
>>75707815
hes the temporary backup while our main catcher is concussed
>>75707943
>>75707948
Last time I checked the Astros had ZERO World Series games wins. Hmmm....
>>75707929
baseball owners HATED center fielders apparently
>>75707959
Not an Astros fan, you dingus
>>75707973
Got it. Just and obsessed Ranger hater. Keep taking those Ls, boy.
>559ft
>>75707980
you seem quite upset at my posting
>>75707985
No home runs for center field.
>>75707985
>yfw you're a CF and the ball is rocketed over your head
>pic-related is the team's most historic moment
I think i'd rather have doyers/gints shitposting back instead of these 2 shit teams from texas that have never won anything in their history bickering back and forth
>>75708006
>please go out please go out please go out ah FUCK i have to run back there now
>>75707980
>inb4 le OBSESS'D
>rags
what does this image convey to you?
>>75708009
Factually incorrect. The greatest moment was Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura.
God damn I want the Dodgers to play in this again, even for just one home series
>>75708009
lmao
>rags
>>75707985
They could honestly have some fun with this. Imagine like a fucking puddle in CF. If it hits water, ground rule double.
Daily reminder that a team's player beating up another team's player is equivalent to winning the World Series to >rags """fans"""
>>75707779
He's from Evanston, IL
>>75707985
>baseball diamond that's actually shaped like a diamond
kind of neat
http://www.masnsports.com/school-of-roch/2017/05/showalter-gausman-and-joseph-on-ejections-and-4-2-loss.html
>“He said something to Kevin,” Joseph said. “I was yelling my opinion at him and he didn’t say anything to me and there wasn’t anything spoken after the game, which I understand. Once it’s done, it’s done. You’ve just got to continue to play the game. No sense in trying to bring it up afterward
>“I was shocked. I just could not believe that that would happen, and I have to sit here and answer questions while the Red Sox are on their way home, and it’s malarkey. It’s a bunch of malarkey. It’s unacceptable. It’s too bad, too bad.
>“It is frustrating. We’re trying to play ball here. The guy throws a curveball. He’s got 97 in the tank. You’re going to choose to hit him with 77? Give me a break, give me a break. I’m not trying to bury Sam here. We’re so ready for this thing to be over. We’re so ready. I’m the most excited person to get the hell out of Boston. Get on with it and get out of here. Let’s just get out of here and play ball. That’s all we want to do here is play ball.
>We’re so ready. I’m the most excited person to get the hell out of Boston. Get on with it and get out of here
What other cities/sports fanbases drive opponents this crazy?
>There are people that unironically miss this horrible stadium
>>75708078
What other teams bitch and moan as much as the Orioles?
>>75708078
>baltiniggers are SEETHING at the eternal BTFO of their nigger ducks
>all started because of a fucking stray peanut
TOP FUCKING KEK, ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS ROYALLY, ETERNALLY, AND ASSBLASTEDLY BTFO
>>75708078
maybe the orioles players shouldn't have been fucking crying all week and telling the mlb to "do something about it"
kinda funny when it comes back around and beans you in the face, huh
>>75708094
What ever team has the most niggers on their team i.e. Eternal 4th Placers, Stankees etc.
>>75708111
Red Sox literally have more black players than all the teams you're shitting on
I feel like they wanted to build a doughnut then ran out of money
>>75708123
>being THIS mad
>>75708111
Pirates have the most black players
>>75708094
the nationals. it's almost like anything near the federal government just full-blown faggotry
>>75708140
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/6/dc-gayest-city-america-lgbt-magazine/
hmm...
>>75708123
/pol/ isn't very good with logic
>>75708139
They even have a player born in Africa kek
>>75708111
Give it a rest. If anyone is still this obsessed with the Adam Jones situation it's haters like you who act like literal niggers themselves.
>>75708078
What is Vazquez implying here??
>>75708130
it was proposed at one point
would've made capacity greater than 90,000
http://greenpestservices.net/baltimore-named-worst-city-bed-bugs/
>eternal 4th placers will LITERALLY defend their bed bugs
>mfw da Stros just can't finish a sweep properly
>mfw 16 LOB
welp, can't win em all
Only 7 teams haven't been shutout this season, can you guess them?
>>75708188
Someone is obsessed
>>75708209
Im guessing we haven't been
>>75707606
>literally the irrelevancy cup
>>75708217
wait never mind I'm retarded we got shutout like 3 days ago
>>75708209
Yankees, Braves, Rangers, Cardinals, White Sox, Marlins, and Red Sox
>>75708217
April 12th vs Padres
Happy May the 4th
https://twitter.com/whitesox/status/860252721017872384
>>75708227
>Red Sox
no
>>75708242
Indians
>>75708227
You got 1 right
>>75708227
The whos were shutout like 5 times already
>>75708209
>>75708227
>>75708217
Indians
Brewers
Twins
Mets
Yankees
Padres
Nationals
>>75708273
Dads playoffs confirmed
>>75708250
back to back shutouts to kluber and carrasco for the sox
and im pretty sure the cardinals didn't score a run for 7 straight days at one point
>>75708273
Are the twins for real?
>>75708026
They are trying to raep a manlet
>>75708029
^This is the correct answer to anything
>2+2=7
No It doesnt
>Yes it does
Why?
>Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura
Makes sense now
really makes you think
today's game
>MUH ATTENDANCE
>>75708354
No need to point out it's the 18th inning
>>75708371
>not staying for free baseball
Confirmed for bandwagon casual faggots.
>>75708371
It's free baseball at 5 local. This isn't like it's the 18th and it's 1 am.
>>75708371
pic was taken in the 11th, you disgusting filthy casual
>>75708383
Its about to rain again dumbfuck
>>75708397
>Lying on the internet
White Sox fans, everyone
>>75708397
How many at garanteed rape today?
>>75708405
>not watching baseball rain, sleet, or shine
Confirmed again for being a soft faggot.
>>75708383
See >>75708405
Actually its already started raining
>>75708412
@Kaufman, and they even had more people there in a blowout and their bandwagon's wheels fell off over a year ago
>>75708354
>according to Cubs management, 40% of those people are tourists
>>75708383
>70 and sunny
>Whos about to clinch first pennant since god knows when
>Garanteed rape field empty except suits sitting behind home plate
Welcome to whoville
>>75708432
>win world series
>bandwagon immediately falls apart
how?
Padres tie it up. 2-2 in the 8th
>>75708455
>When confronted with his bandwagon nature the Cubs lifelonger resorts to the classic damage control of "Muh White Sox attendance"
>>75708432
>win first Chicago Eries in combined 2000years
>empty seats at Eries games
>never get any bandwagon
>never get any band for that matter
NO ONE LEFT TO SING THE GAY SONG
LOLCSUB
>>75708480
>when confronted with his no fanbase nature Whos partimer resorts to the classic damage control of "Muh bandwagon"
>philthies
>>75708513
>When confronted with the accusation of casual fans the Cubs lifelonger instantly accuses the individual of being a Whos fan
>>75708513
muh bandwagon is not a damage control as it is a known fact that every bandwagoner is scum and should be gassed on the spot
The saying goes "Through Thick and Thin" not "Only through thick".
>>75708521
You were saying?
>>75708468
Colorodo really gave that one to them
>>75708535
>When confronted with anything the Whos fan denies being a Whos fan and jumps on Cusb bandwagon
Daily reminder staying loyal and watching a garbage irrelevant team is like winning the world series for whos fans.
>>75708572
>When confronted with a Red Sox fan, the Cubs casual confuses it with a White Sox fan.
>>75708575
Daily reminder only watching the cubs only when they're winning the world series is like winning the world series for cubs """"""fans"""""
>>75708584
He wasn't being racist enough to be mistaken for a red sox fan clearly.
>the absolute state of gay lifelong diehard no matter the weather Cusb fans
>Dude who cares about baseball when the Warriors are in the playoffs
Daily reminder that fuck everybody. Nolan Ryan is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfFlgiQK3dc
Daily reminder that both Chicago teams are shit and Chicago is a dump compared to a real city like New York, Boston, and LA.
>>75708575
Daily reminder that sliding an oversized negroid phallus into the back of one's throat is like winning the world series for Cubs fans.
>>75708584
Is Theo still loved in Bahston? Or have they moved on?
>>75708612
>Boston
>filled with racism in the year 2017
>real city
um no
Daily reminder that so far this MLB season is mediocre and we have to give ourselves daily reminders just to have something to banter about
>>75708595
>only when they've won
ftfy
I didn't see a lot of Cubs fans when they were down 3-1.
>>75708651
Didn't see a lot of Indians fans either #LeGOAT
Which team has the biggest faggot fanbase: the Cubs or the Giants?
Padres batter let his bat slip and hit a fan in the second row.
>LILLIES
>>75708678
Xeattle Mariners
Daily reminder to Cubs fans to pleasure Jamal's cock.
SANCHEZ KILLED A FAN
FUCK OFF PADRES
>>75708690
>lose on a walkoff throwing error
Now there are those Lillies we've come to know and love
Is there a more disgusting and vile person than a cubs fan?
>team finally wins these losers their first WS in a gorillion years
>fans abandon the team barely a month into the next season
>team plays hard to give fans free baseball
>they still leave the game
>team wins the game, no one left to cheer
>>75708711
Probably someone being this obsessed with a "rival" team's fanbase online
>>75708709
>>75708690
I've been through 1996 and 2015. I'll survive 2017
Wow, fan in SD must've been hurt badly. Game has been delayed for over 5 minutes and they went to commercial.
some padre player swung his bat which went wildly into the crowd and smacked a women in the face who is bleeding profusely
that same padre player asked for his bat back and is waiting for the game to resume
>>75708726
Its a tripfag so obsession is an obsession with this guy
>Fornelli trolling so hard now
Loving every laugh
>>75708763
lmao.
>>75708763
just saw the replay
the bat literally smacked her on the upper eyebrow
fucking hell it hit them hard as fuck
I love how rags fans stopped existing this season.
>>75708678
Nationals
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/local/wp/2014/01/06/the-advocate-says-d-c-is-the-gayest-city-in-america/?utm_term=.792a7a9fa8b1
>>75708711
10yrs later and AJ is still crying
http://deadspin.com/10-years-ago-today-a-j-pierzynski-got-punched-right-i-1777849690
>literally bash some womans fucking head in
>want the bat you ended her normal life with back to keep batting
fucking padres just let our reliever give up the god damn walk off
>>75708796
Tiki has already been embarrassed off this board, and everyone else was similarly fairweather or a falseflag.
>>75707470
outside giant fans and stinky smelly analslime fans
who and why would anyone hate the dodgers?
we hate ourselves enough
>mfw I decided to go to work and stay all 8 hours when I could have gone to the Padre Rockie game and watch a fan get totally annihilated
>>75708798
As a long time Chicagoan who's watched boystown and Andersonsville grow and the pride parade become basically a city staple
WHAT THE WHAAAAAAAT?
>>75708789
>>75708789
Boston vs Baltimore game thread
>>75708812
Just think that fan could have been you!
Can't wait for Manfred to kneejerk ban the first 5 rows of seating and add more netting, plexiglass and foam padding because some bitch wasn't paying attention
Fan got up and walked away under her own power for the most part. Tons of bandages on her head. game on though.
>>75708796
Rags only ever had one fan here
wait 20 minutes for the game resume just to check first base
nice
>>75708823
There are gays in Chiraq? I thought the darkies killed them all
HEEEM
>>75708838
She was paying attention, had nowhere to go
Y/N?
>>75708810
Huge payroll, L.A. sucks, stinky smelly beaners who jump opposing fans in the parking lot...should I go on?
>>75708849
>XL
Hit the gym, tubby
>>75708849
I mean, I would ask you if you value your dignity, but your fanbase alone shows that you don't.
>>75708847
darkies are the gayest of the bunch
>>75708848
>padres baseball
>kill a woman by throwing your bat into the stands
>want to keep using the same bat
What did the Padres mean by this?
>>75708354
today's attendance
39,000+
>whos average around half that
>>75708860
Hey man. It's not our fault our owner forcibly ripped away our dignity through years of terrible spending and decisions culminating in the Gauranteed Rate deal.
Nothing we can do about it except enjoy the ride.
>>75708865
>He doesn't believe in blood magic
>>75708849
>XL
>Black
Yep! That sums it up.
>>75708852
>Huge payroll
how is that our fault? and the payroll is from the prosepcts who are slowly coming into the league
>L.A. sucks
spoken like you never been here
>stinky smelly beaners who jump opposing fans in the parking lot
bryan stow was talking shit
if I went to the new york city dressed as a stereotypical terrorist and started shit talking and taking a shit on the twin tower monument would I last 1 minute?
>>75708875
>40% tourists
>15,600 real fans in attendance
>>75708883
The fact that you're still willingly supporting the team shows that you don't actually care about the product the owner puts out on the field. So yeah, you definitely deserve whatever you get.
>>75708899
Scratch that, 23,400
>>75708883
>Nothing we can do about
you could always boycott them, it worked for the blackhawks
>>75708865
He trapped her soul in the bat, which will power it up
>>75708908
>about 4k more than at a whos game
>>75708902
"Through thick and through thin"
We the fans did nothing wrong.
>>75708912
will it work for the bulce or will the darkies still buy tickets?
>>75708912
They already boycott. Reinsdorf is a tougher jew than Wirtz could even dream about becoming
>>75708924
You buying merchandise supporting the farce your team has become is doing something wrong yeah. If the ownership is able to keep making money off you stupid motherfuckers why would anything change? Heck they should just make it as bad as possible.
>>75708801
Can you remind me what the score of that game ended up being? I forgot.
>>75708875
sure looks like 39k LOL >>75708505
>>75708354
lets even humor that 39k people actually entered, they all left for boystown by the 3rd inning
>>75708912
Didn't it only work because the owner died? Unlike Dollar Bill though, the Dorf and his crew is immortal.
>>75708939
This sounds like it could apply to the Bulls and Bears too.
>>75708954
stop posting your craigslist ads faggot
>>75708954
>the assblasted hovel of this tripfag
I'd say the current state of the White Sox is probably just God punishing y'all by proxy for this faggot rooting for your team.
Everyone knows teams measure attendance by how many tickets they sell, now how many people show up. Half the teams at the top add a couple thousand on after that, Attendance should really be measured by how many people leave the stadium after the last out. That way the number of real fans who actually attended is measured, and bandwagoners like lifelongs or Doyers fans who leave in the 7th aren't counted among real fans
>>75708889
>bryan stow was talking shit
It's always the cholos (subhumans with nothing to lose) who insist that this is enough justification. And nobody can even confirm what both parties were saying or who started what, it's just wishful Mexican thinking that Stow "deserved it"
>>75708889
>if I went to the new york city dressed as a stereotypical terrorist and started shit talking and taking a shit on the twin tower monument would I last 1 minute?
Yeah ok, that's exactly what happened at that baseball game the Dodgers lost.
>>75708955
>Die Erwige Jerry
How can we get Jerry involved in a Donald Sterling level scandal to be forced to sell the team(also ridding us of Kenny of course)?
>>75708978
Actually this sounds like it could work out.
And also find the discrepancies between both to see which team has the worst "gottobeattraffic"itis
>>75708978
>Attendance should really be measured by how many people leave the stadium after the last out.
that is so fucking stupid and such a bullshit excuse to "muh low attendance"
if my team is losing 20 to 3 on the top of the 3rd inning and it is on a hot sunday around 5 PM I'm not going to stick around for long especially when the tickets cost 10 to 40 dollars for average seats
>>75709014
Casual
>>75708954
>faggots make tripfag namesake look like faggot
But the Whos won tho!
>national media site with no ties to either team even laughs about how much of a faggot Perchokesky is
No brother, you lost
>>75708978
>Doyers fans who leave in the 7th aren't counted among real fans
you underestimate LA traffic which is cool and all because flyover will never experience that hell
be grateful
>>75708986
Okay I'll let a nigger yell at my face laughing that my team lost because he knows the fanatics of team A/B/C won't do anything
pathetic
>>75708971
Eh
he is faggot but hes our faggot. like his namesake player AJ fans liked him while everyone else hated him
We do take extreme issue with his /pol/ BS and worse, cardinals BS though
>>75709014
absolute degenerate we got here
>>75709046
>Spic trying to rationalize violent actions of fellow spic online
Why am I not even a little bit surprised
>shitcongo wars
>Doyers gnats spicafornia wars
Can we please go back to racist Boston posting?
>>75709027
how many games do you actually go to for your respective team per year?
if I was younger or completely new to following my team I would love to stay around even during a blowout because I at least got to see my team play
but as you get older and attend more games you tend to get desensitize over that cozy feeling and just wish it ends(if it is a massive blowout) , that feeling is still there if your team is winning
I leave when the team is losing badly , never when they are winning by 10 or more
>>75709075
i know right?
a millionaire got called a bad name
its a national tragedy
>>75708934
Reinsdorf's actions led to the 1994 strike, which arguably cost the White Sox a world series.
mest barves
>>75709106
>>75709106
>>75709106
What stadium has the best food?
>>75709075
(peeks head outside)
Nigger!
(goes back in to watch game)
Anyone have a video of the Padres blood magic ritual?
>>75709075
>spicafornia
Did you just lump in Giants fans with doyers spics?
>>75709032
ooooo deadspin, was it also posted on fark and ebaums world?
only a november 16' lifelong would read that shitty site and bring up a game where his team lost 7-0 and got BTFO in a fight
>>75709086
>being this much of a casual
>>75709061
don't come to a opposing team's park to start shit because you never know when people like pic related are lurking
>>75709113
The best move that jew made was to get the state to build him a new ballpark for free.
>Illinois figures the original repayment plan based on attendence
>Reinsdorf automatically wins cuz no attendence ever
>even gets to keep millions made from US Shillular and Garanteed Rape
The jew is a genius and the whos are never going to win again
>>75709143
you're no different
>>75709175
>>75709146
Actually Im a Mariners fan.
But thank fuck, they have a better shot at an Eries than the the Whos
>>>75709143
your fanbase is actually worse.
>>75709046
>white paramedic who saved lives on a daily basis and went home to care for his kids every night, who enjoyed watching his baseball team win on opening day
>nigger who was "asking for it holmes" according to the laws of the land (northern Mexico)
>>75709181
He's too powerful and there's nothing us fans can do against him.
That's why we might as well roll with it and keep supporting our team.
>>75709209
it was a white guy and mexican guy that attacked the "victim"
>>75709146
>tripfag
>still obsesses over ebaum
Stop arguing with the guy. No matter what, u already lost goyim
>>75709113
he's a huge jewish piece of shit
baseball fans were denied a sox/expos world series
the big hurt v pedro
>>75709190
>ywn have a shirt that says "ELITE" on the back
why live
>>75709190
Is the EMT elite?
I haven't seen Old Bay in two days. Thank god that faggot is gone for now.
>>75709256
He doesn't know how to ban evade and he keeps getting banned lol
>>75709168
>start shit
This is LA code language for walking to your car after the end of the game instead of the 6th inning.
>>75709256
>actively looking for and keeping up with tripfags
the real faggot is you
>>75709146
>Podsednik
When good players happen to bad teams
>Phillies went 1-6 on their road trip
>Phillies were leading at one point in all 6 losses
>3 of those losses were by 1 run
Our pitchers cannot be clutch to save their lives.
>>75709318
Your team is just shit.
>>75709190
>refusing to get out of the way for a second so that they can clean up the blood from the area
>letting it escalate to the point that you not only get thrown out of your expensive-ass seats but also arrested
>>75709221
>he put "victim" in quotes
>>75709276
ban evasion is against the rules
>>75709339
It's late into the 9th at that point. I'm sure the fan was drunk as fuck.
>obsess over LA traffic
>obsess over LA women
>obsess over LA culture
>obsess over LA attendence
>obsess over LA money
which one am i missing?
>>75709014
Holy shit we've got a disgusting casual in our thread
>>75709402
a social life?
>>75709370
Fucker needs to get curbstomped into mental disability in the parking lots then holmes
t. Mayor of Los Angeles
>>75709434
top fucking kek
>>75709402
Who's obsessing over these things and where?
>>75709434
is this banter? talk about LA some more
>>75709228
>the big hurt v pedro
I remember that one! Whos had bases loaded and Lord God Pedro made Thomas his bitch as strike 3 went up the middle.
Then he went out next year to win something Thomas never dreamed of.
Careful tripfag, ur revisionist history is showing
>>75709474
Giants fans
in LA
>>75709196
LoL
>>75709480
>talk about LA some more
There it is again. Why do you think people are talking about you? We're really not
>>75709488
What are you referring to?
>>75709488
>88
You literally couldn't make this shit up.
OFFICIAL NL WEST Stadium Power Rankings
1. Petco Park
2. AT&T Park
3. Chase Field
4. Coors Field
5. Dodger Stadium
>>75709482
R u dumb
>>75709537
Confirmed for having never been to Dodger Stadium.
this is some extreme mental illness when you go on about Los Angeles rants then claim to not have ever been discussing them in the first place. too funny.
your responce:
>lol no u
you seriously going to deny the california general that this has been for the last two hours?
>>75709537
Dodgers filled is overrated but Chase Field belongs at the bottom
>>75709548
People were talking about one of your spic fans stabbing a dude. Do you somehow correlate that with baseball because you, too, are a spic? Sad if so.
>>75709548
It looked more like a shitcongo general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NtCcwaOzIg
Go to about 7:30. He's literally a full grown brat
>>75709579
Its a Doyers Gnats Cusb Whos general apparently.
meanwhile Im over here still rooting for the Houston Colt 45s
>>75707970
its because baseball stadiums used to generally be shared with football
>>75708796
nope
Can anyone point me in the direction of specific MLB rules concerning the field? I'm talking field dimensions, surface types, wall heights, foul territory size, field levels of varying height...
>>75709610
I got you senpai!
best jersey coming thru
>>75709602
yea this has been well known. love how someone pushed him during that rangers/yankees game last year
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Marcell Ozuna's wife?
I think the real issue with this whole Adam Jones fiasco is that black people have gotten soft. If he was a REAL NIGGA like George Washington Carver, he would have invented something with those peanuts.
>>75709190
>wanting to watch the dads that badly
wow dedicated
https://discord.gg/mxWygac
get
https://discord.gg/mxWygac
In
https://discord.gg/mxWygac
here
https://discord.gg/mxWygac
yaaay we didn't get swept
>>75709602
Still not as big of a manchild as Marlins cuck
Padres lose 3-2 in 13
>>75709704
Ha. That's the best thing you can feel about yourself?
>>75709706
Greg Holland 12 for 12 in save opportunities.
>>75708796
we're not dead yet
>>75709705
can someone give me a quick rundown on marlins cuck?
>>75709660
There aren't any afaik. The only official MLB rules concern the standard dimensions of the infield.
As I understand it, the only thing that keeps those things in check are MLB teams not wanting to ruin the game. You could make a 700 ft. outfield in all directions but you would lose money from the lack of natural home runs.
>>75709704
That was the least satisfying 10-4 win ever. Doug Brocail needs to be fired into the Sun
>>75709772
It would be real cheeky for a team to have their outfield have hills, valleys, weird outfield wall heights at various points... Just shit to give the home outfielders a big advantage.
>>75709745
>>75709537
1. AT&T
2. Coors
3. Petco
4. Dodger Stadium
5. Chase
>>75709745
>defending cleveland's hooligan fanbase
>>75709745
>go to Cleveland to attention whore like in every other city
>sitting behind home plate on my phone
>someone Tweets me that I don't show up on tv because of the ballpark structure
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNACCEPTABLE
>proceed to throw massive Twitter victim tantrum
>make up stories about being harassed by hundreds of fans
>"Th-they hate me because of muh jersey!"
>lie about no security at the stadium
>make a big show about leaving early for the first time in like forever and they don't deserve to be graced by your presence
>lifelongs on Twitter come out in droves giving him attention he craves
>turns into a huge bitch if you call him out on it or bring it up to this day
And that's the story of the biggest fag in baseball
>>75709829
This is how I would rank them too. Coors Field is beautiful, especially as the sun is setting.
>>75709895
second biggest
Based AJ Perzinsky stills exists.
>>75709660
http://www.closecallsports.com/2012/06/rule-104-note-minimum-field-dimensions.html
>Official Baseball Rule 1.04 Note (a) states:
>Any Playing Field constructed by a professional club after June 1, 1958, shall provide a minimum distance of 325 feet from home base to the nearest fence, stand or other obstruction on the right and left field foul lines, and a minimum distance of 400 feet to the center field fence.
The rule was made because of LA coliseum, where the Dodgers played in their first 3 years in LA. The only team to ever be denied a stadium because of that rule was the Angels, who wanted to play in the same coliseum when they were founded.
In the neoclassical era, the Orioles, Pirates, Giants, Astros, Padres, and Yankees have all been granted exemptions to this rule. It seems to only exist as a veto power for the commissioner to prevent meme stadia.
>>75709963
Yet as far as I know, the Yankees(2009) and Giants (2000) are allowed to break that rule
>>75709996
Like I said, 6 teams have been granted exemptions to the rule. Only one team has been denied.
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=19306256
T H I C C
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>>75709963
>veto power for the commissioner to prevent meme stadia.
BOOO, I want my hilly outfield of dirt with the warning track being grass.
>>75709963
Okay meme dimensions aside how the fuck were they allowed to not have a warning track for half the field?
>>75709963
>In the neoclassical era, the Orioles, Pirates, Giants, Astros, Padres, and Yankees have all been granted exemptions to this rule.
It would be interesting to know the specific violations of the rule for each team's park and why/how the exemptions were granted. Like I get that the Giants added a 24' high wall to balance out their short right field that was dictated by the landscape, but how the heck did the Astros get that hill and flagpole in the first place?
>>75708130
They wanted to build a dome, then realized the structure couldn't support a roof.
MARINERS?
>>75710425
>attending ballgame
>singer niggers up the national anthem
>>75709996
So are you just retarded or are you actually the five years old that your reading comprehension suggests
*homers off of you*
>>75710651
*misses the playoffs*
>>75710515
kek
>>75710610
Is this niggering it up?
https://youtu.be/oNmN7KvXUP4
The harmony they do at the end is goosebump inducing.
>>75710515
that was the best one 2bh
>future sox getting btfo'd
At least Moncada's raking still
Another time Brian nigg'd it up
https://youtu.be/sJ1qKTbPTwk
Just your typical 6-9-3 double play
>>75710839
Gotta love defensive shifts
>>75710526
>HecTOR being all like "you mean I have to go through the minor inconvenience of asking for that bat back?"
>>75710839
I was watching the Cubs feed and the announcers were too salty to mention this.
>>75710925
Was it just silence, or "And a double play to end the inning"?
>>75710947
"And..........the inning is over"
>>75707779
> from Illinois
> lived in Seattle a great deal of time
Is it surprising he may have went to a mariners game a few time?
>>75710947
he said cubs not whos
>>75710425
Better than seeing your team strand more men on base and lose in the 11th tbqhf
Fucking shit I'm actually depressed over this loss. Fucking Rockies have a solid bullpen this year
>>75710526
Isn't that first guy helping her the one who got arrested?
Robert Andino wnats to return to the majors
What dish would you make to challenge Adam Jones to a cookoff?
>>75710830
I finally know where that gif of Hunter Pence staring at the flag came from
>>75711067
cup ramen
>>75711067
Pad Thai with peanut sauce
>>75711067
pork chops and uh, appleshosh
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags >rags........ >rags >rags >rags ...... >rags ...... >rags>rags .......... >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
Someone post the alternate names we call every team in the MLB, please
ie: rags, whos, orange ducks,
>>75711174
Won today. Unlike your lastros.
>>75711211
Can't believe I miss it when Baltimore was simply called the Oreos
Where the brew crew at
>>75711211
AL:
skankees
blow jobs
tampon gay gays
blowrilels
red sux
royales
kitties
twons
white sux
losedians
lastros
rags
angles
Assletics
memeiners
NL:
>>75711293
Who?
>>75711270
>lastrags
>>75711365
We're going on a 100 game winning streak starting today and there's nothing your faggot ass can do about it but watch in impotent rage.
I don't know if I should just start making webms of random Phillies things like Matt Stairs Moonshot or Brett Myers 10 pitch at bat against Sabathia in the NLDS
>>75710925
>>75710947
What broadcast were you watching? They did mention it.
>>75710839
any shots of the shift in its entirety?
>>75711504
I was watching the Phillies one. they spent a good deal of time talking about it the moment Mackanin pulled Saunders for Kelley
>Rookies Walgreens NLCS
>>75710802
>The ultimate stuffbabby Kopech getting outpitched by based Kolby Allard
>>75711529
That would require the Walgreens to win a playoff series which we both know is impossible.
>>75711553
lel
>>75711513
I can't find it, but it was basically
>>75711579
haha oh wow
>>75711579
what lmao
>>75711067
Peanuts
>>75711579
>>75711640
>>75711697
It's not that absurd. Anything that would've landed or have been caught by 3 outfielders would've scored the runner from 3rd on a tag and 5 infielders ensured fastest and cleanest DP ball no matter where hit.
>>75711414
please stop. shit talking is for pre-season and spring training. Rangers suck right now and will most likely sell shit off at the ASB
Angels Mariners
>>75711850
>>75711850
>>75711850
>>75711414
id be legitimately impressed and stop rags
>tfw falseflagging bring up Bryan stow and caused this
Too easy
>>75711905
Dodger spics are easy to get riled up. You get a gold star.
>>75708864
>>75711860
>rags
>>75711860
>rags
>>75711933
Wasn't just them giant spics and cub fags fell for it too
>he watches a Masonic ritual
http://www.remnantradio.org/Archives/articles/Baseball/baseball.htm
>>75709229
Remember that guy who got caught fapping 10 ft from the Charger Girls on the sideline at the Chargers game this past season? He had a Jacket on that said ELITE in the back.
>>75712044
My local pub is a masons lodge
The masons are literally just 6 old guys who drink whisky together
>>75709688
I like this take. Digits confirm its quality.
>>75712070
It's the Shriners you have to watch out for. No one expects the Shriners. Shriners are 33rd degree Masons.
>>75712059
JACKIN IT IN SAN DIEGO
>>75712059
lmao
losedians
>Former D-backs general manager Dave Stewart has joined the Tagg Romney-led ownership group that is aiming to purchase the Miami Marlins from current owner Jeffrey Loria
>>75711905
>Implying jints and doyer fans fall for your false flags anymore
Just false flags getting yous from false flags
Y'all niggahs just played yo self
Pathetic
>Literally Hu almost blowing it for the rays
>>75712548
>implying I'm not triple false flagging you right now
>>75712566
Hu?
>his favorite pitcher doesn't have a 40 K game
>>75712596
Hu's the pitcher.
>bombston
Bombston BTFO
Seff Smiff is elite
>>75712652
based Mariners helping the orioles out
>>75712668
Miley goes against Miguel Gonzalez next game. The dramatic storylines just don't stop.
They just never stop complaining and playing the victim card
>>75712633
Then Hu's on first?
>>75712688
Stay obsessed.
>>75712688
>being so obsessed you post a tweet from a literal who
i can post things from random twitter users too, what award do i get?
>>75712710
In this day and age, a pulitzer
>>75712688
LMAO
They literally never stop
>>75712710
>Official Red Sox beat writer
>literally who
I didn't think it was physically possible to be this mentally retarded.
>>75708094
Boston
>>75712739
>red sox beat writer
>wearing an orioles shirt
??????????????????????
>>75712696
No. Hu's the pitcher. On first is... I don't know. I don't follow the Rays closely.
>>75712739
>he reads sports """journalists"""
>he needs someone with an advanced degree to watch sports for him
>>75712760
Are you an idiot or do you not understand what a beatwriter is?
>>75712796
You wrote Red Sox beatwriter.
He's an Oriole beat writer.
>>75712796
>red sox beat writer
>posts nothing but orioles content
??????????????????????????????????????????????
Murphy who?
>>75712769
What degree do these people get?
>>75712837
umm...thats what a red sox writer does idiot
>>75712890
it's sure what they do in /mlb/
HEY-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>75712905
wow go back to red.dit idiot
Why are bombston and nogtimore so asspained?
Baltimore on suicide watch
>>75712928
Back in the basement Pebbles cuck. We'll let you know when you're allowed to speak.
>>75712928
>rockies getting uppity because they're competitive in the first 20% of the season
Lmao, let's see you faggots break this trip. In the meantime, lets all watch as the Cubs fucking blow out the stankees this weekend. The Cubs will break their record, and all you faggors can do is sit and watch lmao
>>75712947
>>75712949
>Not having 18 wins
ISHYGDDT
>Brandon Workman optioned back to Pawtucket
What the fucking shit are they even doing? Like why would they option him back, he had 3 great innings today?
This is so fucking stupid. And Kendricks was awful but they're "giving him a longer look in the rotation".
They should have just fucking called up Johnson, this is so dumb.
>>75712928
A healthy rivalry is what baseball needs you fucking memlord.
>a literal who thinks anybody cares about his trip
>>75713003
>coming off an injury
>just had a 40 pitch game
>implying he is going to be useful anytime soon
>>75713009
Sad, really. I mean why is your persona on an ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD something to be proud of anyway? He did all this on purpose anyway to get away from his homosexual outing.
>>75712905
That was gay
>>75713028
He's been coming off an injury for two fucking years, and even if he wasn't to be immediately available the next couple of games, there's still no fucking point in sending him down.
Anons need to take back control of /mlb/
>>75713048
TY and MMR can stay.
>>75712763
underrated
>>75713043
>not usable anytime soon
>we have 3 injured infielders
>no point
Lads, I think I'm tired of Baltimore. I don't know if I wanna live here
>>75713048
Lmao, I'm more knowledgeable about baseball than any of you. Get over it, and don't try to punish me for that.
>>75713070
>not usable anytime soon
I still don't see why you keep fucking saying this. He went 3 innings tonight. It's not like he was fucking pitching 5 pitches and pulled. He'd be "available" after a game or two, and we're going on a trip with some rest days, so this is just dumb.
>we have 3 injured infielders
And we have other players that we can option like fucking Hembree or something, I don't think he's reached arbitration.
There's no freaking point, having another arm in the bullpen is not a bad thing particularly if your offense is stunted and you need good arms.
never give him any yous
>>75713096
Very good post
>>75713096
Say hi to stan for us.
>A FUCKING PEANUT
>>75713131
Do ducks eat peanuts?
>>75713106
>7 guys in the bullpen
>4 infielders
>5 out fielders
>no reason to send a pitcher down
you're retarded my dude
If I go to US Cellular field and call Jones a nigger do you think he'll cry and make it national news again?
>>75713157
Did you actually read my post?
>>75713193
>There's no freaking point, having another arm in the bullpen is not a bad thing particularly if your offense is stunted and you need good arms.
>>75713185
>you are literally this obsessed
>>75713185
The national news would be that someone actually went to a white sox game
>Baltishit fans have somehow become worse than Yankee fans in terms of denial of reality
And to think I actually kinda liked his team outside of Machumpo at one point
>>75713205
I also mentioned we should send down a different reliever. And that was the point, keeping GOOD arms and getting rid of a guy who's giving up runs everytime he's out there.
Fucking READ next time.
>>75713230
>you are literally this obsessed
>>75713185
the series is in baltimore you idiot
>>75713239
>end your post by saying theres no reason to send down a pitcher
>>75713185
The series is at Camden Yards this weekend.
>>75713250
You could read the entire post and see the point being made, rather than jump to the last line and think that's the idea. Just a thought.
If Workman can give you 3 scoreless and Hembree can't even give you a clean inning, then I think I'll take the risk on Workman getting better from his injury here rather than knowing Hembree is going to be shit every other game.
>>75713245
>call him le obsessed xD
sad tactic tbqhwyf
>>75713270
>That time they couldn't have fans because niggers
>>75713277
>hey guys who do we bring on the road trip
>the guy who won't be able to pitch in it
>or
>the guy who is completely rested
>>75713297
>the guy who won't be able to pitch in it
You keep making this fucking claim, and it's ridiculous.
He gave you fucking 3 in this game alone. How the fuck would he not be ready within a game or two, plus extended rest before the trip?
And Hembree completely rested is STILL SHIT.
Is there any division that will actually be interesting this year? AL East is competitive, but they will take both wild cards anyway. NL West is competitive, but all teams are bad. All other divisions have a clear favorite.
>>75713297
People don't seem to realise that sending someone down doesn't necessarily mean that they're actually gonna play in AAA
It's just roster spots shit
>>75713319
AL Central is a promising shitfest for now
>>75713319
If their bullpen is decent enough I think the Angels can make a run for the AL West
>>75713315
>plus extended rest before the trip?
They play tomorrow night in Minnesota
>He gave you fucking 3 in this game alone. How the fuck would he not be ready within a game or two
>pitches 40+ pitches
>as a RP
>coming off an injury
>get a day off after this next series to reset
It's common sense my dude
>Mfw I go to baltimore and call Jones a nigger on June 1st
>>75713092
>trying this hard to be Mo
>cubs
>guilty as fuck
pick 2
>>75713341
Oh I thought we got 2 days before heading out, my bad.
>coming off an injury
2 years. He's been pitching in the minors for some time this season. He's not on the DL for the next week because of it. But I guess with 40 pitches, he'd be sitting for at least a game.
Guess it would be better to call him back after the series then. I was thinking we had some rest before the series, not after.
>>75712989
I'd be willing to bet money that your trip is #lmao or something stupid like that
>>75713319
AL East will be interesting I think, as far as legitimate competition. In terms of shit shows, I think the AL West is your go to division. Should be fun to see the >rags >rag.
>>75713323
I'm a fan of an ALC team, and I'll admit the Indians are the only team getting to the postseason.
Are we even sure he's good?
>>75713371
>you promptly get the shit beat out of you
by all means, do it
something tells me you won't
>>75713375
>Judge raking
>Sanchez will be back
The only thing that could possibly ruin this deadly combo would be an autistic pitcher starting tomorrow.
>>75713401
By who?
Lastros lost
>>75713416
dank meme.
but i bet you won't actually do it.
>>75713432
I will but I bet Jones doesn't have the balls to bitch about it in his home stadium.
>>75713375
pray that >we even take one game from the cubbies. yankees suck dick playing at NL parks
>Ervin Santana versus Chris Sale on Sunday
O/U on 2 runs for that game, what should I take?
>>75713055
TY adds nothing to the general.
>>75713444
>already making excuses for pussying out and not actually doing it
lmao
>>75713399
good at being ugly
>>75713456
>being a dumb nigger
>>75713416
>Whom
Good to be rid of the Baltimore vermin. Hopefully they won't start shit back up, again, when >we see them next
>>75713403
I have a bad feeling sanchez will start slow. Not bird slow, but he'll look shit for a couple weeks
>>75713524
thanks nigger
>>75713530
Yeah, he's notoriously a slow starter. He started to pick it up, but then he got hurt so that probably just fucked things up even more.
lol
>>75713597
Why is his head a crown?
>>75713611
Lion is king of the jungle!!!
Here's some fun history for you -- did you know that "the jungle" originally referred to savage lands in general, and not just a wet forest as we think of it now? So back when that phrase ("King of the jungle" is the phrase) was first used, it was accurate because lions are kings of savage lands. But not wet forests.
Hope this helps!
>>75713667
Thank you for the cool fact. Have a (You) as a payment.
>>75713667
Something I often wondered about.
Thanks for that fun fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkTeHsUGQc
i threw up
>>75713984
wat
>>75713185
Uh
its guaranteed rate field guy
>>75714052
the dude misses 3rd base intentionally on a squeeze play so he can score
scum of the earth
>>75714073
I mean how is that allowed? wouldnt he be out?
>>75714084
its allowed because there arent enough umps or the umps get caught up in the action and dont look at third
>>75714091
well its not allowed, but theres no way to review it (other than the video) he should be out
>>75714084
It's not allowed at all. He got away with cheating.
>>75714248
>>75713984
If you tried this against the lillies they probably wouldn't notice.
Would the >rags be able to win 81 games this year if they started every game with a 4 run lead?
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19313566/dave-stewart-join-tagg-romney-group-bid-buy-marlins
should I be worried like 30 people are in this investment group?
>>75714510
>loria sells team
>new owner is one of the worst general managers of all time
kek
What is the worst city in the United States, to be a baseball fan?
A place in the USA, where no one likes baseball
>>75707831
>>75707880
>leads all-time career adjusted OPS+ by 16 points
>leads all-time career WAR by 15
>meme
>>75714692
the Moon
>>75714682
hey at least he isnt a crook. Really anyone is better than loria
>>75714692
>A place in the USA, where no one likes baseball
Every major city likes baseball.
Even Seattle.
Even the deep South loves their Minor league teams.
>>75714777
high god
what is that image?
minor league logo?
im stoned as fuck right now and i want to eat that
>>75714781
>minor league logo?
Yep.
http://www.milb.com/index.jsp?sid=t421
>>75714692
Dallas, Texas
new bread when
Is it time to get excited yet?
>>75708049
Because it's still memorable and funny as fuck
Aaron Judge is the Wayne Rooney of Baseball
>>75714897
>Large market major league team with a lot of territory (everything north and west of Austin is 100% Rangers, including Oklahoma and Louisiana)
>10/10 comfy minor league team in Frisco
Try again
Someone make a new thread.
>>75709758
Ay mami
>>75714705
>Has to hit the ball less than 300 feet every time to hit it into the stands
>>75717166
>>75717172
>>75717185
>>75717198
Here, OP. Let me samefag for you.
>OH LOL JUST LOL I GET IT
>YOU'RE CHOKING OFF THE THREAD JUST LOL
>NOW YOU CAN POST NEW THREADS EARLY AND SPAM THE OLD ONE WITH WORTHLESS POSTS LOL
>JUST BAKED NEW BREAD LOL
Faggot.