/manutd/ general

>>75707165
>1-0
Its fucking nothing

cheers pal

i am really itching for some rooney noodles

SAD
You can't jinx them anon

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>celta de vigo

I've never came across a truly autistic ABU as the Slovak

SEETHING

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Literally who?

No one can stop us now.

>SEETHING

>>75707165
hmm, i'm somewhat sceptical of the sincerity of your thread...

wow United fans are pathetic

they win 1 game against celta de vido and they go to create a general wtf

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why does he always park the bus?
so much wasted potential

>>75707165
Man U dominated nothing.
Tactics? Defend like scared fucking faggots.
Goal from set piece. Garbage from open play.
Niggers everywhere. Bitchy little has-been mgr.

SEETHING

>>75707235
The thread was created by the Slovak ABU posing as a United fan. It's a different kind of autism mate

>>75707235
>Being this unaware

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>>75707223
its coming home

>>75707165
FUCK anyone who calls us drawchester united!

we just WON THE GAME

FUCK YOU!!

>>75707235
They have to take any victory they can these days

>>75707258
United could have been 3-0 up at half time if Lingard knew how to finish. Celta offered absolutely nothing except that one chance near the start.

>>75707226
>>75707260
Literally what? I've been making these general threads for a while now, there was one when we drew to Swansea the last time too. But I bet the mood is going to be much better in this one :)

>Liverpool fans
>Get in EL final, Celebrate like The Sun newspaper has been closed

>Man U fans
>Get in EL final, Meh just another Trophy

w-why does he continue to insist this is the A team, and starts Romero?

>>75707165
I watched a lot of Utd games this year because of Ibra. Most boring team I've ever watched. This is on the same level as van Gaal except Mourinho plays deep and compact enough to avoid conceding too many shitty goals.

Spending that amount of money and still having no defined playstyle is a fucking disgrace

>>75707284
He can finish, they just have to be worldies.

>>75707296
That's a lie and you know it.

>>75707235
>Imagine being this stupid

>>75707284
Celta were shit. But I expect more from the
"most expensive squad ever assembled".
They're a fucking bore man. Awful, fucking awful.
All year long they have been absolute shit
considering the talent and investment.

>>75707258
Have you even watched the match? We outclassed at literally everything, sure it's only one goal lead but the performance is only going to be better at home.
>Bailly
Total beast, pushing attackers away with his fingers
>Pogba
Midfield domination - dribbles, tackles, key passes, dangerous shot, you name it
>Rashford
Amazing FK goal, confirming his status as hottest young talent in Europe
>Valencia
Cafu-tier tonight, making the right flank his bitch

>http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/en

kek i see what you did there

>>75707165
>not posting Pogbas twitter
Shit thread.

>>75707258
>being this mad

>>75707309
It's true, last year was just a year ago, last year this board was full of shit like >TLF threads when that bunch of shite we're in this position

>>75707323
It's easy to overlook all that when it doesn't translate into goals. They need to fix that urgently.

Even you have to rate Rashford, right ABU Slovak?

>>75707301
They had tons of great chances, with Van Laal there would be 1 shot per game.

>>75707301
We're a boring machine that doesn't lose very often

>Man Utd win
>ABU's mad as fuck in damage control mode

Kek get a better hobby.

>>75707349
And the goalkeeper having to save at least 5 big chances a game.

>>75707165
>hes still crying over losing Pogba
Jesus man, that fat cunt up front scored 2 goals, dont you think its time to let your black bull go?

European Supercup Real Madrid vs Man United. It will be awesome.

Is Peter Pekarik the best full back in the world?

>>75707365
Be boring as fuck

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>>39

Slovak BTFO

>>75707365
Thats not how you write Real Madrid vs Ajax, anon.

>>75707296
>Liverpool get to the Europa League final having beaten Manchester United, Dortmund and Villareal, and lose to Sevilla who'd won the two previous finals as well
>Manchester United get to the Europa League semi-final by just about managing to beat Rostov and Anderlecht

jesus christ, if you don't manage to win this trophy you're an embarrassment

>>75707348
M'bappe or Dybala are all the hype these days, while true talent like Rashford is overlooked simply because he's English. But after this goal, football "experts" better reconsider the future best player in the world. Especially now that he's under Mou's wing

>>75707365
No, it'll be the good guys supercup.
Juventus - Ajax

Are United Unironically the hardest team to break down now

>>75707396
yes

>>75707396
think that'd be juve mate

>>75707395
>Juventus
>Good guys
I can get behind Ajax though.

>>75707396
Celta should've scored in the first half when Bailly lost his man in the penalty area. Best chance of the game

>>75707396
yeah lets just forget that Italian team in the Champions League

Yernited aren't taking part in that competition so it's irrelevent

>>75707400
Watching em they're attacks are shit cos most of the time they are guarding against getting Countered.

That 4-0 loss against Chelsea must have destroyed Mou mentally

>>75707365
For me it's Juventus vs Manchester United.

>>75707407
Everything is better than a Spanish club

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>Losing to a Team that is LARPing as ancient Greeks

The trophy is ours

>>75707396
Is that even a question? Look up how long has our undefeated run been going now, BY FAR the toughest defence in the world. You can draw against us, but getting a victory? Think again, buddy. Now imagine some world class attacking reinforcements in the summer...

>>75707416
At least they're midfielders look to go forward

>>75707396
Juventus have gone over 600 minutes in the CL
without conceding a goal.
Manure play hoof ball to eek out results in the
inferior Europa league.

>>75707323
You're actually pathetic.

>>75707440
We're going to end you.

this thread is really contrived

>>75707443
The defence is shaky it's the fact that not one of our midfielders does anything remotely attacking

>>75707329
>Pogbas twitter
Not much of value there, unfortunately. For everything related to Manchester United their official Twitter is essential, while you can check what the Pogboom is up to on his Insta.

>>75707433
Never with Juventus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Italian_football_scandal

Just never.

>>75707463
lel he's genuinely going to do this until like 3am

can you imagine how autistic you'd have to be to do that? imagine if you did the same for someone like barca, every day, 8 hours straight.

>>75707471
I've never seen autism like this. The Slovak is an ABU but is now roleplaying as a United fanboy.

>>75707463
That was actually a good post by him or her

>>75707484
It reminds me of one of the many Pogba threads he dedicated about 8 hours of his life to post in it.

So the Slovak was BTFO'D so much in the game thread he has been reduced to pretending to be a united fan

Have we broken him lads?

>>75707510
>implying he's not already a broken man

he's actually autistic, not just 4chan autistic

>>75707510
>Have we broken him lads?

He was broken when Pogba signed up for United.

>>75707492
Only thing that killed him typing was him praising Pogba. The rest is definitely correct.

>>75707165
based third world country

>>75707523
me too desu

>>75707365
Juve vs United*
Will Slovak burn his Pogba shirt if he scores a screamer in extra time?

>>75707389
>Manchester United
Managed by Van Laal, not a big deal.
>Dortmund
They managed to shit themselves after getting a 2-0 lead away. Great game but says more about Dortmund than Liverpool.
>Villareal
Once again a team messing up hard for one game. Also they had tons of injuries if I recall it right.

Sevilla was the first team they met that didn't go full spaghetti and see how it ended.

>>75707474
>26 (TWENTY-SIX) matches unbeaten
>shaky defence
Pick only one. Sure the creativity of everyone except Pogba might be an issue, even more so the finishing itself, but that's what the summer transfer window is for. Have you been keeping up with the rumours on goal.com? We're already busy discussing terms with the best players out there. Defence is virtually impenetrable, and that's the cornerstone of a true Mourinho team.
Things looking rosy, my friend

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>>75707428
>here's >mouyes mentally destroyed

>>75707165
>we
>that flag

Lmao dumb bandwagoner

>>75707559
It's the cap. The shit was cursed or something. What self respecting man would wear a fucking basecap with a suit?

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>>75707539
Are you talking about Manchester or slovakia

>>75707567
>Not knowing the Slovak

fuck off Claus

>>75707389
Anderlecht we're unironically quite good

>>75707276
Against 11th place La Liga team.

>>75707510
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pretending""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

drawchester poonited

>>75707567
>le >we memeh xD xD xDD
They're called Manchester UNITED for a reason, we're all equal in our support

>>75707550
Its gonna be a shit one, We're gonna bring Kasper Schemeical in to replace fucking De Gea

>>75707587
They've been tanking the league by playing their 2nd team to focus on the Copa del Rey and the Europa League. They were 6th last season. Still a team United should be beating, but not as bad as their position shows.

>>75707510
>pretending
You should know that /manutd/ is a regular thing, but somehow I didn't notice you in the thread when we drew to Swansea. Why?

>>75707587
>but they won against UEFAlona
>but they won against Real
>but they won against Atletico

>>75707625
I pacifically remember being there

>>75707613
Goalkeeper is a meme position anyway

>>75707510
Slovak has always been United fan

>>75707652
For us it's vital atm

>>75707613
Do you honestly believe that's ALL that's happening this window? To quote Eddie Woodward
>United can do things in transfer market other clubs can only dream of. Watch this space
I'll ask you, have those word turned out to be true in 2017? We got Pogba (!) for crying out loud. And now with CL all but officially confirmed, you can look forward to more of the same. In larger quantities. Don't want to spoil anything, but do you know a certain thrird best player in the world who might be looking for a new club after he's getting eliminated by Real Madrid in CL? Well, our transfer team has been busy :)

>>75707663
Wouldn't say that after this season. There have been plenty of games where De Gea has nothing to do. It's not as big of a worry as it was when he almost left last season.

>>75707673
Yep, broken.

>le minimum wage """"ironic""'''" customer gimmick man
It's time to move on mate.

>>75707640
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75614143/#75614143
Can't find a New Zeland flag, correct me if I'm wrong. You shouldn't show your support only when we're winning, otherwise ABU trolls will NEVER stop calling us fairweather casuals. Ok?

pretending to be a united fan won't put an end to your alcohol problem mate

>>75707719
Why would /we/ care about customers from irrelevant clubs that are just there to provide us with players?

>>75707715
Neither a Colombian flag in previous /manutd/, sad to say. The same >>75707719 applies to you, Red Devils deserve support regardless of results, don't be scared to stand up against the haters

>>75707719
This is clearly edited Slovak propaganda

>Barcelona lost 4-3 to Celta away
>We win 1-0
We're literally better than Barcelona

>>75707719
>>75707752
GOAT

>>75707673
>after he's getting eliminated by Real Madrid in CL
>turns out its coman

>>75707684
You might be right, I'm just worried if we start coming out a bit next year, we might get exposed in that area if De Gea leaves, Romero was top tonight tho, can see why he's Argentina No. 1

>>75707758
you are not a real manutd lad if you don't spend all day posting about them in /sp/

>>75707716
Based Serbs

>>75707743
You've probably noticed that vultures on /sp/ are circling our match threads relentlessly, waiting for every draw to mock us. The only way to fight them is keeping up appearances, showing we stand behind the lads in red.

>>75707752
I like to do it in the match threads, doing it after that it's pointless.

>>75707791
>>75707804
THIS

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>>75707804
What do you think of this image

>>75707752
GET'EM

>>75707525
>He was broken when Pogba signed up for United.
This. He's never gotten over it.

The guy is fucking demented.

>>75707833
That's a united customer! The Slovak certainly isn't one of them!!!

Isn't that right, Slovak?

>Another Season
>Another few trophies for the cabinet

It's an Ironic kinda feel, that when we're shit we're still filling our trophy cabinet.

Imagine when then Inevetible football cycle of clubs being good / shit comes back round and we're good again

>>75707868
Have we got dare I say it.. our smoking gun?

Wayne Rooney and Martial to play Arsenal. happy about Fellaini ban so he can play fresh against Celta, but concerned with the midfield options at the Fly Emirates this sunday. Pogba and Herrera should also be spared.

>>75707673
I think about 90 mil for Greaseman would quite the steal,such a good player in only a mediocre team.Of course money doesnt really matter for a club like ours so who even cares,just spend another 300 mil to get whatever master tactician Mourinho wants.

Imagine all the PL and CL trophies /we/ will win when he comes. The link up play with #pogba will be something to watch next season.We can look at 2009-2015 Barca level of domination for the next 10 years.
ABUs should be afraid,very afraid.

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Apologize

>>75707868
Show some empathy, anon. Imagine the most promising player of the team you love goes to the team you hate.

>>75707876
>Pogba and Herrera should also be spared.
Then who the fuck will play at all? Isn't Fosu Mensah injured? That'll only leave some weird option with Young in MF.

>>75707833
>making fun of a fan based on his ethnicity
>blatant racism on 4chan
Hardly surprising. But you know very well it's just frustration at out diverse and global fanbase, it's no coincidence the United appeal is worldwide. Ignore, report. Same with
>>75707868
"customer" term. What is it even supposed to mean? Supporting your club by buying merchandise is somehow wrong? I include the link to Manutd store in OP intentionally, no shame in that

>>75707926
hence my concern. regardless I think it's time for Mourinho to forgive Arsene and let him take this one (play with U-23s in midfield). try the draw because of the record, but no biggies if defeat.

>>75707916
>Pogboom
>only one key pass
Whoscored biased against United, as always. I've seen him making at least four with my own eyes tonight

>>75707877
Going a bit over the top with confidence there maybe, but you're not wrong. Of course the jealous haters will bring up Griezmann's ""stats"" against Real Madrid where he didn't touch the ball in opposition's third once, but we all know how little that means. He wasn't 2nd in Ballon D'or voting for nothing, an ultimate reinforcement that will take us back to Barcelona or Real levels of quality. And he's only one of SEVERAL new arrivals I predict

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I just found this gem on Caf, do you happen to have an account there Slovak?

>>75707952
Ending the unbeaten run against Wenger would be too embarrassing, doubt Mouyes would risk it but doubt U-23 would do badly enough for it to be at risk either. Didn't Arsenal have one shot at target last time? Getting a draw should be perfectly doable with any team against them, and fans at Emirates are entitled bitches who would whistle their own team after the first half without goals, further adding to mental pressure.

>>75708004
Awesome haha

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>>75707940
I'm sorry forgive my ignorance but could you tell me what flag this is?

>>75708028
>Didn't Arsenal have one shot at target last time?
yes, but Pogba was playing. I suspect he's at his limit and this trophy is important. If Smalling pairs with Jones, Blind can play there with Carrick

>>75708028
Lad we've beaten f*cking CHELSEA, what threat could Arsenal possibly pose? A victory clear as day, especially with Rashboy unlocking his inner beast mode

>>75708059
>what are proxies
>there's only one Slovak on /sp/

Reminder that United were literally outplayed at Old Trafford by Swansea at the weekend and only scraped a draw thanks to a dive and a penalty.

>>75708073
Well I'm sorry friend but there only seems to be one Slovak on Manchester United Football Club threads so you can see my confusion I mean it can't be you.... can it?

>>75708062
Dunno, he looked pretty lively today. It's Fellaini who seemed tired and slow despite getting a break too and lack of injuries. Given how Arsenal is full of manlets missing out on both shouldn't be a huge blow.

>>75708090
Define "outplayed", as far as I recall it ended with a draw and that's an equal result. We had multiple chances, while Swansea only got lucky with a FK. Typical
>dive
Do you think Rashford needs to dive? If he went to the ground, it was a trip by Fabianski. No need to question the lad

-------------------------------- De Gay ---------------
Tuanzebe ----- Jones --- Smalling ------ Young
-------------- Blind --------------- Carrick -------------
---------------------------rooney ---------------------------
-- Miki --------------- Martial ------------------ mata

>>75708073
My god curb your autism mate. You're not fooling anyone.

Reminder that Man Utd are 25 games undefeated in the Premier League (the hardest league in the world). We will win the PL and FA Cup next season.

>>75708132
he fooled me i don´t know who is who anymore

>>75708133
>not mentioning CL semis

>>75708148
If you see a slovak in a united/pogba thread then you can guarantee it's the Slovak ABU

>>75708127
Mata isn't a left winger
>>75708133
Now give me two reasons why we shouldn't challenge the CL next year, I'll wait. Perhaps it's just me being too ambitious, but with the quality we've been showing lately the semis at least are definitely achievable

>>75708127
Doesn't look too bad, although I wonder if playing two players who were injured for a while in central defense is a good idea. Though Miki could play as 10 and Rooney right, can't do much worse than Lingard in-front of the goal.

>>75708163
reeeeeee. miki can play there then like today, and mata on the right.

>>75708158
but what if it is just an innocent slovakian united fan?

>>75708190
Impossible. Never came across a Slovak ABU in my time on 4chin.

>>75708127
Make United British again.
Buy:Butland (GK) Keane (CB), Dier (DM) and Bale.
Rashford should be primary striker. Give him #9.

>>75708133
>>75708149
Quality-wise it wouldn't be surprising but Jose and rotations ... eh, will be interesting to see how he handles it.

>>75708133
All that does is expose Arsenal's unbeaten record as the meaningless sham it always was.

>>75708133
I think you forgot about the Super Cup,after we win the Europa League and defending our League Cup. While maybe not as important to new United fans (people only want to watch the best anyway), since we already have so many trophies.

But do not be fooled,they are still important,especially the League Cup since its the start of our new era of success.

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Who /manuftv/ here? Much superior to Arsenal's fan TV, feels more natural and people not acting like "characters"
Power rankings
>1. Amit
>2. Deepak
>3. Adam
>4. Karan
POWER GAP
>5. Li
MASSIVE POWER GAP
>999. Will

WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE EL
QUICK GO TO MANCHESTER UNITED (tm) ONLINE SHOP

>>75708256
the cracks are showing Jeep

>>75708199
if he didn't love manchester united then he wouldn't make threads about them y'know

>>75708214
>rotations
he might be learning. if you look at data this season, you won't find an english team with more distribution of minutes among players. they can't do like Zidane, replacing key players and getting easy league wins because United is not Madrid, but I reckon they are going it.

Slav seriously has nothing better to do?

>>75708282
*going there

Already bought my "European Champions 16/17" shirt.

>>75708280
>what is autism

>>75707314
>who is mouyes

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>>75708207
Bale is impossible target, no way Perez would sell him. Mourinho would trade him for 3 de gays

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>>75708272
Not a subscriber? You're missing out man

>>75708288
>>75708264
ABUs please stop, this is not your today. And as you'll realize soon enough, not your year either

Ajax's style plays right into Mouyes' hands.

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>>75708386
*not your day

>>75708282
Well it was a season with him finding his best team first and then getting all the injuries. The situation with the defense is fucking comical. Will be interesting to see next season, the squad depth isn't quite on Madrids level but they should easy be able to handle the first rounds in the cups and some CL group games.

>>75708326
And what we do with Bale anyway?

----------------The Griez-----------
---Rashboy----Pogboom---Mkhi
-----------Bakayoko--Kroos
----Mendy--Varane--Bailly---Semedo
-------------------Oblak--------------------

So when are they going to get the now prestigious europa league trophy?

>>75708298
Any chance for them changing the main sponsor? That Chevrolet logo is disgusting.

I could literally vomit every time I see a person with black hair.

>>75708437
>Varane
That'd be lovely but there is no way they would sell him. /we/ can't just poach them for their players like /we/ did with Jeep FC.

>>75708431
Look at --> >>75708437
There are still Romero, Jones, Smalling, Blind, Valencia, Herrera, Fosu Mensah, Martial, Mata and Lingard left to rotate - top 4 team quality just as backups. With Jose's philosophy gradually imprinting into the team, this a team far superior to the likes of Bayern, Juventus or PSG.

>>75708467
>MANCHESTER UNITED
>now with CL
>with THE MOU as a manager
There's no player except Messi we can't get. And as you know very well, finances are no obstacle

>>75708469
>Bayern or PSG
Tbh they could probably win a cup tie against these right now if Rojo weren't dead.

>>75708444
What do yo mean disgusting? They are a club sponsor and paid a lot of money to occupy 50% of our kit,just like all companies should if they want to appear there.If you dislike huge sponsor logos, maybe this is not the club for you.

>>75708326
Rumors from Madrid claim that they are tired
of his injuries and stagnation as a player.
He's had 17 injuries in 4 years. Robben 2.0.

>>75708503
That's what I'm talking about, let alone next season after all the reinforcements
>>75708520
Not 50%, but unfortunately that's the nature of the game in present. And United are the best at this game - just check the annual revenue

>>75708520
It's the shape. Vodafone or AIG looked pretty good.

>>75708545
The Mou is smart enough not to splash too much cash on overrated players, he'll get several world class additions into key areas instead. Bale is a perfect example of a player who would barely improve our performances while costing 100 million or something

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#RashBoom

>>75708431
Reminder Mourinho will add quality to the squad. One central defender + Rojo waiting to return. One left back with warriors like Darmian/Young always fresh to replace him. One good midfielder to pair with Fellaini on the bench. One goal scorer. Carrick and Zlatan to extend the contract. mikitarian always has great second seasons at new clubs, he's true quality when he's adapted to his surroundings
>>75708545
those are rumours, I don't see it. he's their best player after tsu. tsunaldo will be more and more rested in easier league games and they need Bale to make the difference. if it's true he's made of crystal Mourinho won't have him anyway.

>>75708587
Next CR7 confirmed? And this time a proud Englishman as well

Were almost there boys. Almost European champions!

>>75708587
reminder tsu also scored for RM an exact copy of this free kick this season, in the same stadium.
Mourinho praised Rashford workrate and mentality today (training free kicks after practice)

>>75708587
>keeper makes a horrible mistake
>rashboom

>>75708599
>One central defender
Varane
>One left back
Mendy
>One good midfielder
Two actually, with Pogboom moving to his natural position as a #10 to fully unleash the creative potential + moving closer for finishing opportunities. Bakayoko - Kroos, one to cover Pogba's defensive duties and the other to cover Pogba's playamking. Paul just doing his thing behind striker
>One goal scorer
Griezmann
>Zlatan to extend
We don't need him anymore, did more harm than good with all due respect.

Plus someone to replace De Gea, I'd say Oblak or Joe Hart. And a rightback - Semedo comes to mind

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This is art.

>>75708637
His creaming about Rashford for a while now, might turn into a bromance like with Drogba or Zlatan when he grows up.

Also after the Swansea game it's clear that he was training more than that.

>>75708671
>Joe Hart
Wat.

>he's been in this thread two hours now
>he was in the match thread for 2 hours too

WTF i love Slovak now. Post ABU alliance pic bro.

>>75708724
Why can't a man celebrate after his idol had a MotM performance?

>>75708714
>Joe Hart
Forget about his history with Sh*tty, he's still elite quality and we could do with more English NT players to reinforce national identity. He's above Pickford and Butland, Poop doesn't want him so he would be a good replacement. With Varane + Bailly, there won't be much work for a GK anyway

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>>75708740
Success breeds jealousy
They hate us because they ain't us

>>75708776
Cringe

>>75708756
Surely they could rather get some English meme like Dier? Hart is barely U-23 tier.

>>75708776
i think arsenal should be replaced by tottenham there considering they aren´t a big club anymore

>>75708784
>Dier
Below ManU requirements, not good enough for a CB spot (Bailly, Varane) or a defensive CM (Bakayoko)

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#SealOfApproval

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>>75710063
I can sleep well now x

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>>75710099
Same here :)

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>>75710111
Night lad ^_^

>>75707165
>slovakia
>we

Just end yourself

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>>75710171
How about addressing any of the topics in this thread instead of baseless aggression my friend

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>found our confidence
We have this win secure,

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Good game, lads.
We totally dominated the match

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>>75710793
That pillow would be comfy for The Mou, lads sometimes put him to sleep with their performances haha! *

(* - just a joke, haters claim United are boring to watch while the opposite is true

Are there two autistic Slovaks, one that loves United and one that hates Pogba, or are they the same person just the pro United posts are heavily sarcastic. I genuinely cant tell.

if united could hold a lead they'd be at the top of the ladder

>>75711258
there's only one retarded autismo from slovakia

>tfw liverslip >>96 customer but very pleased that non-meme historically big clubs will be represented in both the CL and EL finals; meaning Real Madrid, Juventus, Manchester United, and Ajax.

>>75707391

Asensio is miles better

>>75708398

>>75707223

Who is right? Are ManUtd really favored against Ajax? All the ABUs on /sp/ said they'd lose to Ander and Celta so only serious replies.

>>75713461
They are the favorite against every side in EL and always were. Just check the bookmakers.

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Post YOU ARE FACE WHEN Yernited lose 2-0 at OT

What the fuck is wrong with this slovak

>>75708587
his FK technique is more like Ronaldo or Zlatan than Beckham's

>>96 customers butthurt af

>>75707584
>it's an american obsessed with racial conflict episode
>it's a repeat

>>75711258
He does it for the attention and then he'll go circlejerk with the Aussie Jj supporter because bandwagoning the dominant team of Serie A is not a customer thing at all. Watch as he replies with barely hidden sarcasm.

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>>75714406
>Mouyes will be a pussy and play overly defence, trying to protect their lead
>Fellaini gets a red for elbowing someone in the box
>Celta gets a penalty: scores
>United try to win the game in the first 90 and go offensive
>Celta beats them on the counter
>Former Manchester City striker Guidetti scores the winner
>Customers seething

Screencap this. It will indeed be glorious

>B-b-but Celta beat Real Madrid and Barca
>B-b-but Celta rested all their best payers for this match
>B-b-but United and especially Pogba are shit

/sp/ BTFO once again


>>75714406

>Celta not conceding

That's doubtful

>spend 4 hours falseflagging and shitposting
Excluding during and pre-match

>>75714406
>United
>Losing

Shuffle off this mortal coil

>>75715545
You may call it insanity

I call it dedication

Wtf I love Slovakia now?

>>75715545
On a school night as well

>>75715545
On a school night as well

>>75707191
#premierleague.... Mysides.

Has the slovak seriously lost his mind?

>6 hours of united shit posting yesterday
>8 hours of united shit posting last weekend
>2-3 hours of united shit posting daily
>over 1000 anti-united images saved on his c drive

Symptoms of Aspergers:

>Extreme difficulty in developing age-appropriate peer relationships.
>Inflexible adherence to routines and perseveration.
>Preoccupation with a particular subject to the exclusion of all others. Amasses many related facts.
>Difficulty understanding others’ feelings.
>Extreme difficulty reading and/or interpreting social cues.
>Socially and emotionally inappropriate responses.
>Literal interpretation of language; difficulty comprehending implied meanings.
>Difficulty with “give and take” of conversation.

>>75716966
>>75716969
samefag

>>75707484
top fucking kek, I said he'd do this until 3am jokingly but he actually did it. how pathetic and devoid of any social interaction must his life be?