Lonzo Ball's brand new shoe $495

>>75705820
my eyes

literally no one will buy this shit

>>75705820
please be fake

How can Lavar be so retarded

Honestly how much do you think this kid hates his dad?
I feel kind of bad for him.

>>75705858
>it's real
lmao

>black entrepreneurs

>>75705820
Both the bbb and zo logos are hideous and the shoes actually look chinese. Still who cares, there will be plenty Lakers supporting wetbacks wearing these next year.

>Shipping by November 24th 2017
no one will care at that point, much like now.

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>>75705820
Can you be more generic

>>75705951
kek

More like Lonzo Lol am i rite

ugly as yo momma

We don't even know if Lonzo Ball is even any good lmfao

>>75705857
idiots buy ugly ass "yeezys", they will buy this

The moment he enters the NBA I hope the coach of whichever team drafts him advises Lonzo to basically exclude his dad from all matters relating to his basketball career.

Lavar's delusions of grandeur can only be a toxic influence on his son at this point.

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?

>no one wants to sponsor you so you make your own clothing company

Also they are selling 220 dollar sandals lel

Obviously nobody in this thread is black or has ever interacted with blacks because blacks live sneakers and will pay any amount for them. I've seen them camp out overnight for the privilege of being the first to buy 250 dollar Jordan's, you don't think that they won't sell these 500 dollar shoes?

Bet they sell out by tomorrow.

if this is the Z02 where is the Z01?

>Nike don't want you
>Adidas don't want you
>even Under Armour don't want you

Nice shoe, asshole

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>>75706039

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The flip flops are more expensive than GUCCI ones too

Literally cost his son millions of dollars

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>*grandkids rummaging through your old boxes*
>*picks up dusty autographed shoes*
>hey, tell me about lonzo ball

what do you say?

is Lonzo Ball white?

>>75706100
"You ever heard of a meme, child? Well this was the greatest of them all. It all begins in Trump's America, 2017..."

>>75706015
Imagine the trash he will get from the guys on the opposing team. Every. Fucking. Game.

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>my son is quite good at college ball
>so good, he may even be a top 5 pick in the nba
>because of this, I will build an entire brand around him and his two brothers


given that he's definitely not a game-defining transcendent talent that he needs to be to carry this ludicrous vanity project, is it a fair statement to say Lavar Ball is the most retarded man of all time?

>>75706126

The mom is white, the father is black, but these labels hold us back.

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>>75706002
>comparing the hype surrounding adidas and Kanye West to this literal who ugly ass Non-brand shitshow

>Americans
Lmao.

>>75706090
These flip flops are as expensive as LeBron's newest shoe. How retarded.

the Meme Shot That Will Get Destroyed in the NBA 1's

>>75706126
He's half and half

>>75706090
Anyone who spends that much n on flip flops needs an intervention

>>75706155
Minorities will buy these simply for the price. Trust me, they think owning shit like this is a sign of status.

>>75706051
Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time (also his shoes are pretty great)

Lonzo Ball is still in college

>>75706090
>>75706164
>>75706187
Those aren't flip flops HOLY shit North Americans are retarded

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almost $1000 for an autographed shoe, seems to be the same shoe.

>>75706199
>they think owning shit like this is a sign of status

Yeah, established brands like Adidas and Jordan. No one will flex in these as if they're hot shit bro, probably get bullied if anything.

>>75706222
slides you know what I mean

>Guy acts like an idiot
>4chan thinks he's actually playing some sort of 4d mind tricks
>Turns out he really is just fucking retarded
Hmm, where have we seen this before?

>>75706090
>Signature slides by Lonzo Ball
HAHAHAHAHA

>>75706222
watch out everybody, we got a girl in the thread with an expertise on footwear.

>>75706051
There is some amount of hype required for sneakers to sell famalam. Shoes that are not accessible for a 'normal' price generally don't sell out fast enough to be hyped up. Besides that they're not Nike or adidas so they lack proper marketing

Why are shoes such a big thing now?

>695 for size 14
WEW
E
W

You know damn well the dad had everything to do with the design and price of them. The ball kids actually look humble but its obvious the dad is the "im not doing it for me its for them" person whos trying to live vicariously through their accomplishments.

>>75706269
>now
how old are you? I'm 32 and basketball (and soccer) shoes have been a thing since I remember

WHAT ARE THOSE

>>75706051
absolutely retarded post

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>>75706142
Lavar Ball just ruined any career his sons could have hoped to have had

>>75706225
is that the overwatch symbol?

The kid is going to get shat on by everyone in the NBA.
His brothers will get the same treatment.
No NBA team will want to deal with Lavar.
Lonzo dropping out of the lottery picks
Gets saved by being picked by the Kings or some shit team
Say it with me lads

Lonzo Bust

>>75706051
Stupid phone poster

>>75706100
>Replicating the boost look out of pure desperation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's Sketchers all over again

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The only decent sneakers are the Mexico 66 by Onitsuka Tiger, all the rest is garbage for underage retards.

Why do ameritards have such a shit taste?

>>75706245
what you're saying is Lavar Ball will be president in 2020 with Lonzo as VP while being a defending MVP?

Are people *seriously* going to buy this shit?

>>75706318
It's the first Lonzo ball shoes by BBB. If Lonzo become a HoF, they will become valuable.

>>75706328
I'd enjoy it more if the Lakers waste their pick on him early and he busts alongside their other busts.

>>75706387
Black people

>>75706297
>(and soccer)
Uh?
They don't even exist. They're never worn outside the pitch.

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>>75706375
wew i had the black/yellow ones in high school

>>75706051
I'm black and while it is true that I have seen people camp outside of Jimmy Jazz at 6AM to buy some sneakers, no one is paying 500 dollars for these.

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>The ZO2 represents the natural evolution of athletic culture. The ZO2 is the embodiment of countless hours of dedication and hard work on and off the court. Lonzo Ball and Big Baller Brand are on a journey to change the game forever.

>>75706375
tips fedora

those shoes are ugly as sin mate

>>75706375
I used to have those white with red/blue stripes. comfy as fuck

>>75706100
>>75706347
This is lowkey the funniest shit you could do
>here's some boost sneaker without any of the actual function but with the unappealing look of the raw material

>>75706446
Not really people

>>75706328
>His brothers will get the same treatment.
His brothers won't even be drafted. They're chuckers in high school shooting like 10% on 30 3pt attempts per game. No sense of the game, can't pass or play defense. Lonzo will probably fizzle out in 2 years, doesn't look like he has the same drive as good players have.

lavar is going to get btfo when he gets sued by adidas and nike. these are rip-offs of multiple shoes by adidas and nike (kobe 11, adidas crazylight boost, nike hyperlive)

>>75706473
Tell me they weren't the most stylish and comfortable shoes you ever had.
>>75706503
>brits
>taste
>>75706509
Exactly. And they're also stylish while being understated. You must be the exception.

>>75706457
And they are really really popular dude.

>>75706435
I could believe that from 2 years ago Lakers.
Now they have Magic...

Let's hope for them he's not going full retard.

>>75706576
sole was a bit thin for me maybe, but the rest was spot on. also i remember i bought them on sale from this clueless local clothes store for a silly low price.

>>75706548
>rip off of multiple models by different brands
You understand how stupid your post is, right?
>>75706616
You mean people in the US wear football shoes in daily life?
What the fuck?

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>>75706375
white with blue and red are pretty /fa/

Anyone is rock Pumas? Cheap stylish and last years even with heavy use

>womens

>>75706709
No, I mean on when they are on the field. People don't buy 20 dollar cleats, they go all out and they spend an assload on them.

>>75706709
why is it stupid? it's easy to see how different parts of the shoe are taken from shoes adidas and nike have made. he even tried to copy adidas boost midsole kek

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>>75706655
The thin sole is one of the key features. High sole makes the shoes look like one of those for handicapped people.
>>75706734
I had those. Ended up with one inside a sauce bucket when I was working in a restaurant.
>>75706749
What's wrong with that?
>>75706774
Because you can't claim in court he copied 3 different fucking models, the judge will simply laugh at you.

>>75706744
>womens
At least he didn't write wimminz

>>75706891
the boost looking shit on the midsole will probably be enough

>nobody has pointed out yet that the beta OP wears size 8
shame on you

>>75706891
anon there's a middle ground when it comes with the sole.

>>75706891
>Because you can't claim in court he copied 3 different fucking models, the judge will simply laugh at you.
wanna bet?

>>75706933
I don't know, I think the Mexico 66's sole is the correct size.
For example, I like slip-ons but I hate that fucking high sole they generally have. Most slip-ons become hideous just because of that. Makes me feel like I'm some fucking handicapped kid or a trans on heels.

Show me an alternative.

https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/860234184144461824

based shaw

>>75707106
get a pair of espadrilles amico

How much "less poor" would young black men be if they weren't being jewed over by shoes?

>>75706375
bahahahaha everyone knows you're poor

stan smith white x3 originals are the best

>>75707181
stans are nice but normie teen girls have kind of ruined them

>>75707114
Lavar btfo
Good guy Diesel

>>75707142
I would if they were comfortable but a flat sole is not.
>>75707181
>flat sole
Cancer. Communsts wear them here. I'd still wear them if they were comfortable. They're not.

>>75707198
thats superstars breh

A lot of jealousy from poorfags in this thread.
Get a job you lowlifes and you might be able to afford some nice shoes one day.

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>>75707172
Its not just shoes man
It's jeans
Shirts
Your rims
Your chain
Im black, own my own business and pull close to 200k a year after taxes and everything and have never owned a pair of Jordans, True Religions or a single chain. I buy all my clothes at Walmart and sometimes I'll go to the polo store to get something decent.
My employees, who make roughly 50k a year all own Jordans, $1000 jeans, one of them has 26s on his Chevy and they still live in the fucking ghetto. One of my old employees died because someone shot him for his fucking chain. I had to fire one cat for not showing up to work because a pair of Jordans were coming out and he didn't want to go to work that day so he can stand in line and buy shoes. Not even women care about shoes that much.

Most of us are just gunna spend the money you give us on fancy flashy shit

>>75707114
>exclusively at payless

I LOVE YOU SHAW

>>75707233
in that case if you're really persistent just go to a cobbler and let him replace the soles.

>>75707237
true, but I also see stan smiths everywhere.

>>75707233
>>75707181
My bad, I thought you were talking about the Cuck Taylor.

The Stan Smith are plastic shoes for casuals. Like >>75707198 said.
The big brands have no good model, except maybe the retro adidas ones like the gazelle.
>>75707289
What's the point? Just buy a good pair of shoes.

>>75707273
lol

sure you do

>>75707325
well I gave you that suggestion because you seem to have not been able to find a pair of slip-ons without a sole you deem as being too high.

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on Lonzo ball? been out of the loop since memeball took over the NBA

>>75705820
Maybe he is hoping to sell to people who will wear them ironically
I think i'll buy a pair

>>75707325
>Cuck Taylor
why the fuck would you call them that? they are the best sneakers for working out without spending money on lifting shoes

>They ain't rockin da new Lonzo's
LMFAO get out of my board poorfags

>>75707381
he was hyped in college because he can chuck 3s and pile assists and his dad literally cannot stop telling everyone how awesome he is. he said if you put steph curry on UCLA and his son on the warriors right then, the warriors would be better and UCLA would be worse. also a huge lakers homer so that explains a lot

>>75705902
I know his family

His father and all the sons get along great

His pops went to canoga

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His actual website says they cost 995 dollars

He didn't even make an all star team yet...

>>75707394
Top kek.
I simply forgot to type an h.
But they're shit, as I said they have a flat sole, which hurts you.

>>75706045
>mfw checking their merchandise
fucking niggers

>>75706051
#BlackLivesSneaker

>>75706090
Those look like something you'd get from walmart when you forget to pack sandals on vacation

>>75705951
underrated

>>75707447
A flat sole is bad for walking or running but it's the best (aside from a specialized shoe) to give you a strong base for squats, deadlifts and other exercises.

>>75707357
I like their simplicity but they're not comfortable. Having to replace the sole is not a reasonable option, in my opinion.
>>75707497
Uhh, no? What kind of feet have you?

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>still arguing about stan smith and converse instead of getting on the Reebok meme ASAP

why is spuh so fucking basic...do you also wear a golden casio watch and yoga pants? smdh senpaitachi

>>75707536
>buying reebok
>ever
Must be a slav thing.

>>75707447
Be honest, I don't give a shit about the debate but I'm wondering, are you playing a character? You type like you aren't used to acting this way

For me, it's le cock

>>75707572
I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Everything I've said was my honest opinion, I've just drunk 3 beers and forgot an h.

>doing this vs working with Nike

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>>75705820
>size 8.5

>>75707421
Shows you how arrogant this guy is

I remember him saying that he had 2 other chances of winning the college championship because of his 2 other sons. Implying his kids success is as much his as their kids or worse.

Shoe companies pulling out of contract negotiations because of him, then goes on social media making it about race.

Lavar is cancer

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How will Big BUST Brand ever recover?

>>75707381
imagine if skip bayless was steph curry's dad

>>75707687
shaq is a madman

>>75705820

>take a look at Big Ball Brand's website out of curiosity
>it's a bunch of common, stupid shit with a Microsoft Paint-tier logo thrown on top
>charges $50+ for everything including t-shirts
>it's literally just all of this piled onto a simple Squarespace website that any human could also make very easily

Honestly you'd have to be an especially dumb faggot to fall for any of this nonsense. Hide all Ball content, hide all Ball marketing noise. Don't feed this shit.

If he land in the Lakers those will sold out no matter how ugly they are because of dumb kids and collectors

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>>75707712
The fucker even models his own shirts

>>75707796
lol you can tell he's puffing up his chest

>>75707687
I dont get it

>>75707796
who would pay $50 to advertise this dude's brand? i'd rather pay $50 to remove the logo.

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>>75706155
did you forget that lavar "the hypebeast" ball is the father to the son lonzo? lol they will sell

desu the shoe doesn't look too bad, i expected far worse

>>75707441
no, those are the 'wet' ones, signature and all

the slippers are $120

>>75707879
Shaq is in the shoe game as well

>>75707879
Shaq's shoe line is sold at low prices and targeted at poor people

>>75707687
I really don't like Shaq but this is quality.

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>

>>75706051
every black person on twitter is memeing on his shit

>>75707879
Shaq is an all-time great NBA player with multiple rings and MVP awards and his shoes are sold at Walmart for less than $50.

Ball is a literally who and he is selling shoes for almost $1000.

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>>75707687
easy there, shaq

>I've started design them since he was born

>>75706051
>Says the liberal that's never even sucked a niggers cock before

Opinion discarded

>>75707944
it reminds me of the first release of chef currys. at least those had a major brand behind them and weren't attached to a literal who

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>>75707969
>>75707687
almost every single shoe on his brand is a copy

>>75706222
They are flip flops, you millenials only just started to call them slides in the last 5 years.

Fucking millenials ruin everything.

>>75708018
no, they are obviously not flip flops you fucking retard

>Flip-flops are a type of sandal typically worn as a form of casual wear. They consist of a flat sole held loosely on the foot by a Y-shaped strap that passes between the first and second toes and around both sides of the foot.

compare that description of a flip flop to the picture

jesus christ

>>75706457
What is samba's

>>75706297
lmao the chilean that hates Americans is 32 it keeps getting better.

>>75706324
lel
was thinking the same thing

>>75708007
>>75707969
All those are ugly as sin.
>>75708063
Sneakers.
They're not football shoes for sure.

>>75705820
Will they blend?

>>75707273
i make 300k starting as a math major, so who cares

>>75708081
They're literally sold as "indoor soccer shoes". Fuck you're an idiot.

>>75708131
And? Half the shoes sold as "running" shoes aren't really running shoes.

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these are awful

>>75708131
Maybe they're sold like that to retarded burgers, they aren't here.
Fact is they maybe were in the 70's but aren't anymore.

>>75708176
All basket shoes are awful.
I wouldn't wear them if they paid me.

>>75705820
Do manlets actually have to shop in the kids section if they need under a size 8?

>>75706142
lol this brand has been around almost 2 years

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Does anyone know what the two N's on New Balance shoes stand for?

>>75706328
there is zero chance the lakers pass on him

>>75705820
At that price they should at least be American made. Please tell me it isn't some cheap Chinese shoe.

>>75705820
you won't get robbed just laughed at

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>>75707796

havent laughed this hard in a while. thanks.

Literally fucking shoe?

Design wise it's actually not that bad. I just wonder if he's selling it as a luxury good or as a basketball sneaker

450 is cheap for a pair of sneakers tbqh

Ruining his kid's career

This dude is the definition of a shitbag helicopter parent.

>>75707796
top fucking kek

>>75708176
You're an idiot if you buy any of these shoes.

>>75706137
If I worked for an NBA team I'd play this any time he walked on the court
https://youtu.be/GKfoc6E4_5Q

>>75708401
Can't wait to see it happen to the next faggot ball kid too kek

>>75705820

This is what he's been working on since the day Lonzo was born? He needs to go back to the drawing board

People can probably afford them now that they don't have to subsidize sick people's health care

I really wonder how the Ball mother feels. Mothers are naturally overprotective regarding their children and she witnesses her husband literaly shooting down her sons' careers.

>>75708676
>now that they don't have to subsidize sick people's health care
You realise that's how health insurance works as an industry, right? The people who don't frequently get ill end up paying for the ones that are frequently ill.

>>75708699
She was dumb enough to continue to date him and have kids with that retard.

>>75708239
just a logo and New Balance is very based

>>75708712

Yeah but they do so voluntarily in a free market Healthcare system. In your cuckold country a person can't opt out of paying for other people's health care

>>75708699
She's as dumb as he is

>>75708727
>Americans talking trash about another country's healthcare

Dude, just stop

>>75706225
>>75706225
they shaved $5 off 1k? WHAT A BARGAIN!

Drafting this faggot is the move that will turn the Lakers from a 5 year drought/rebuilding phase into a 15+ year era of failure.

>>75708757

Canadians have the worst Healthcare in North America you cuck. Enjoy dying while waiting in line for surgery

>>75708814
Clearly you have no clue what you're talking about.

>>75707106
You have shitty taste in sneakers.

>>75708832
The irony.

>>75708814

>I read Breitbart once!

>>75705820
DIS NIGGA SERIOUS??!?!?

>>75708850
What irony? First post itt

>>75708870
Not him, but both sides of the media are retarded and if you read either of them you're a lemming.

>>75706742

I enjoy pumas

>>75705820
Is that boost? Why the fuck did that shit start popping up everywhere?

>>75706225
I could get actual designer shoes at this price. Or I could buy two pair of yeezys. Who is manufacturing these by the way?

>>75708936
Kanye limited adidas shoes and good marketing. But it's not boost here.

>>75708870

I have a Masters in Economics from Imperial College you slave. Try reading something other than the Guardian for once

>>75708969
Then why did is it on those shoes?
Boost is light and comfy, but it looks absolutely abhorrent.

>>75706328
He has to go to the lakers. The dad will force a trade with any other team.

Hopefully he doesn't break his ankles or gets an injury because the shoes are shit.

>>75708825

Look m8 you can pay in dollars or you can pay in hours. I'd rather not die waiting in line for a procedure that some government review panel has decided I don't need right now

>>75706051
>White guy who's never met a black person in his life
This shoe is marketed to rich whites if anything.

>>75708757

It amazes me how brainwashed people in countries with 'universal healthcare' are about American healthcare. It's borderline propaganda shit

>>75706742
I don't like their logo but their boxers are pretty comfy. I had some shoes by them a couple of years back they were pretty comfy too.

>>75709024
One of your best series ever is about teacher who has to sell meth to pay for his cancer treatment.

>>75709067

Yeah as it turns out dying of cancer is expensive.

>>75708251

It is

>>75709087
Not in Europe. Your healthcare is fucked up.

How much will they be worth when he goes full Ryan Leaf/Todd Marinovich?

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>>75709007
what is it like being the stupidest person alive?

>>75709087
>>75708870
>>75708825
How the hell did a thread about shoes turn into a debate over healthcare?

>>75709067
you know tv isnt real life right?

most teachers made +50k a year (summers off) and get a pension and health insurance

>Health benefits are negotiated locally. Most public school teachers are employed by school districts and health insurance is included in the benefits they offer their employees.

>>75709133

Thats around the amount my teacher made. He still blew his brains out because he couldn't afford the healthcare he needed to cure his cancer.

>>75709156
you should blow your brains out

teachers have health insurance

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>>75705951

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>>75708814
>>75708727

>>75709098

Actually yes it is. Cancer is pretty ubiquitous. Only difference in pisshole Europe is that the real costs are disguised by distributing them across the entire taxpayer base

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>>75709314
>be american
>get shot by an infant
>100.000 hospital bill plus tip
>clap for the doctors

>>75709245

I'm more than well aware of that. My instructor had to quit his job for another teaching job that would give him better health coverage. It still wasn't enough

>>75708018
>muh millenials
yeah, because you retarded 18 year old gen-z kids are any better. I teach you kids in college and I swear Ive never met a dumber demographic,

>>75709407

I agree the threat of Islamic terrorism is greatly overblown

/sp/ is 100% on team Lavarr right?

>>75709412
then blow your brains out for being so stupid

>>75709407
>since 9/11
every time

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>>75709535
>be american
>fall out of bed and barely survive
>clap
>crawl outside to get help
>get ran over by a lawnmower

>>75709407
why are americans so soft?

>>75706090
I have 6 pairs of sandals, all of them are slides. I'm a complete dumbass that spends way too much money on shoes. 5/6 are objectively better than that shit and combined probably cost a little less

>>75709133
>50k a year

lol

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BROKE BOYS BTFO!!!!

>>75710254
How the fuck do 4k people like that? Are people that retarded?

I never heard of this Lonzo Ball fellow until today, a quick search shows he's an upcoming NBA prospect but why is he getting a fancy shoe brand before he's proven himself? He's a nobody to most people, no?

>>75710393
Read the thread retard

>>75710393
Lonzo was the 4th ranked prospect coming out of high school going to one of the best programs

2 younger brothers as well who are both already committed to one of the best college basketball programs in the USA

They pretty much got popular off of YouTube and they had a 60 game win streak and were ranked #1 in California I'm pretty sure

Lonzo went to college and was one of the best players

He pretty much became full meme when his dad just started spouting shit about Michael Jordan, Steph Curry, LeBron James, and other players just so they could get in the news

Why are they called ZO2? I know Zo is his nickname but why 2? Aren't these his first shoes?

>>75710569
His jersey number is 2 so maybe that's why

I've never wanted a player to bust more than this faggot's kid and it is all because of this nonsense.

>>75710656
Eh it's not his kid's fault. What is he supposed to do? His dad seems legit crazy.

>>75710934
He is an adult now, he can tell him to stop making his life in the NBA harder on himself for no reason. Maybe when he was 14 he was screwed, but not now

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>>75707562
the peak of British shoecraft and cobblery

>>75710368
>How to capitalize off the negro 101

Lavar ball is just doing what Jordan's been doing for years
I guarantee that there are tons of blacks who look at that and view it as a must buy

>>75711033
If he can make an independent brand and make it work, then I can't fault the family for that.

It is the stupid shit his dad says that is hurting his son, imo.

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>>75706090

Can you imagine what the meeting with Nike and Lonzo/LaVar was like?

>Hey Nike, that's a great sponsorship deal you're offering my son, but I have a counteroffer: you're going to commit to sponsoring all three of my sons - yes even the 15 year old - for a lump sum of 1 billion dollars. And you're going to do a licensing deal with my Big Baller Brand brand. And you're also going to give me a managerial position in this partnership. What do you say?

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This looks like the generic clothing they have in SIMs games.

>Having the word brand in your brand name
>Charging $60 for pic related

>>75705820
These fucking shoes don't ship until November. They're basically crowdfunding a shoe.

>>75706002
except kanye is an established artist who's been around for like a decade and a half. the balls are a bunch of nobodies

>>75708018
Why americans care so much about generations?

America is a giant country i am pretty sure a 18 Guy in New York and a 18 Guy in Alabama are different from each other

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>>75705857

I know of some people that will.

>>75711723
millennials are poor and therefore hard to sell things to so the capitalist media machine trains every other generation to hate them

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>unironically not buying BBB shoes
Poor fags forever btfo. I'll be rocking these sick looking shoes, while you're stuck with fucking Cuck Jordans or NigNogShaq shoes in bargin bin at walmart

>>75711520
It is amazing this faggot thinks he is a big shot because he was some no name football player kek

>>75708699
Not much as she hasn't been seen since January due to a coma

>>75705857
rich dumbshits will buy this out of lavar ball being meme and out of "oh look at how much money I can spend on some worthless stupid stuff" attitude.

>>75706051
>implying any real ghetto black guy into sneakers will buy a lightskin nigga's overpriced lowcut shoes

Look at how badly a Curry's, a 2-time MVP NBA champ, shoes are selling because he's lightskin. Even Kobe's which look similar to this atrocity, didnt sell that good because they're lowcut shoes

>>75707687
WEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>75706324
First thing I thought of lol

>>75706051
Yeah but that's Michael Jordan. Michael Fucking Jordan. Not some meme college busts awful shoe.

>>75705857
You'd be surprised. Sneakerheadz are dumb

>>75710934
Watch some interviews and his own youtube channel. He is just as delusional as his father.

>>75706137
>Lebron will dedicate every minute of every game to dunking his nuts in his face

>>75705857
>underestimating jock-sniffing chinks

shiggy

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>he didn't wear these in highschool

What's it feel like to graduate hs a virgin?

>>75712503
>not being a virgin
LMAO

If post ends in dubs I'lll buy a pair and send them to a lucky anon

>>75705951
slept on post

>>75712503
if you wore those at my high school you were either a drug addict or mexican

>>75712503
only the hood kids i wore my heelies

>>75712503
how old are you?

I wore those in elementary

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The only option

>>75712503
>he didnt go to a private school
JUST

>>75712879
tfw insanely wide feet so this is my only option.

Being Lonzo is suffering

>tfw you just want to play ball and have a chill deal with Nike but your dad is making everyone think you're an asshole

>>75706222
Flip flop and sandal are completely interchangeable.

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>>75712503
>he went to school with non-whites
>he pretended he was a non-white

>>75709407
>mfw ameribetics are so fat they die by falling out of their beds

>$495 for shoes branded by some kid who has never played in the NBA

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>not just wearing cheap tennis shoes

They're the ideal for style, comfort, and budget.

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>450$ is a lot of money for a/sp/ies

What is Lonzo Ball for a Name? Was he bred to play apehoop?

I wear strictly flip flops.

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>>75711025

toppest of keks

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>>75705820
How can you be profiting off your image if you play amateur sports?

>>75713964
>8
Do they make those for men too?

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Just bought a pair, poorfags BTFO

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>>75714034
Hes the first bogdababby

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>>75714211

>just bought a pair
>1:26 PM

kys LARPing faggot

>>75705820
so how long before this brand gets sued by the better business bureau for infringement

>>75714298
blast from the past

>>75714211
>Didn't buy the autographed copy
>Calling others poor

>>75712879

>tfw I wear New Balance cause they have my initials on their shoes

Pretty comfy desu

>>75712879
What shoe is that senpai, looks cool as hell

>>75714344
>>75714373
>>75712879

>>>/pol/

0 sales

>>75710569
It's a spin-off of CO2 so I can gas myself

>wearing snickers past the age of 25

>>75714753
wait you never wear sneakers?


you must either be out of fucking shape or **tips fedoras

>>75713660
He's an adult
At some point he needs to tell daddy to fuck off.

loving every laugh by you nobodies that cant afford this shit
yeah its garbage, but $10,000 handbags are garbage too
creating a product that represents status fucking works and this shit is going to make bank for at least a few years until the kids get busted out of the sport.
But the hype is now and the time to get paid is now. Hate all you want but these guys are going to get paaaaaaaaaid.

>no size 7 option

I wish I could sage in real life.

>>75714955
>size 7
Post feets? You have to be a grill at that size

>>75713916
>tennis shoes
>not for tennis

>>75714965

Not grill just manlet at 5'7.

Jeremy Clarkson wears size 8 at 6'5, basically peg legs.

>>75714996
Bruh in 5'7" and I'm size 10.5 sometimes 10. You have girl feet.

>>75710521
>one of the best players
He's fucking overrated dude.

>>75706131
underrated post

>>75710368
Liking is not an endorsement. You can like a tweet for how stupid it is and find it back at convenience to laugh at.

>>75709407
>newamerica.net
>snopes
yuros are retarded

>>75711791
>millenials are poor and therefore hard to sell things to
>millenidumbs went broke buying shitty $500 iPhones
'no'.

>>75709087
No, it's not.
The meds are obviously overcharged to rob retards like you.
We are covered because it's inhuman let someone die of cancer because he couldn't afford the meds.

Now, if you wanna live in a sociopathyc country you're free to do so but don't try to describe it as something positive.

>>75712879
Lolno, New Balance are shit quality shoes for hipsters.

>>75705820

If they were a 120 $, didn't have that ugly ass logo and had boost instead of bootleg boost I would cop them

>>75712879
Is there a shoe brand that screams FAG with no taste more than NB?

I honestly only think of Skechers.

>>75706483
Im as white as the driven snow and even I know this is true. Theres a huge difference between buying $200 Jordans vs. buying $500 shoes from some college kid.

>>75707273
Where the fuck do you find a $1000 pair of jeans in America? I dont even understand.

>>75707879
You dont know who Shaq is?

This is basically a Donald Trump product.

I don't mean that in any political way whatsoever, this is pretty much just the black equivalent of Trump Steaks.

>>75710521
>one of the best players

Hes one of the best players in California. On the East Coast hes not even top 15.

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>>75707172
>have one roommate from college
>he's from the ghetto
>he keeps buying jordans
>probably 30 shoes in our dorm alone
>gets a girl pregnant
>keeps buying jordans
>buys all the newest gadgets he uses once
>buys videogames like madden and 2k and plays once
>lose touch over time
>found out he has a second kid with another girl
>you'd think he's sweating on how to feed 2 kids, different girl, loans, etc.
>check out his instagram
>happy as fuck he won some online raffle to buy the latest sneakers
>mfw

>>75712089
Rich people dont get rich by wasting money on some kids $500 shoes. This whole situation is pure ghetto-tier.

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He did 2.5 million in sales
Posts a pic where it says thank you Chad

My sides

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my entire wardrobe of shoes costs less than two pairs of OPs shoes