Cubs vs. Phillies game-thread

1st for please no 1st inning runs given up

>>75703932
its lackey - i wouldnt bet too much on it

phils please don't score in the 1st don't give us false hope

DOooOOBS

No runs? What the fuck.

desu I like the B outfield

tfw full blown philly hater but cubes are public enemy number 1

we phillies now brehs

based effles

WE FIRST INNING RUNS NOW BOIS

>rustled


damn shame jay got himself picked off - dumbass

lol can't chicago afford gardeners? the wall is covered in weeds

how the fuck did bryant score damn

Why does Tommy Joseph have two first names and why is he so goddamn ugly?

>>75704262
By touching home plate

Fuck ToJo he literally gets worse with every series

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lads are the cubes back? we scored in the first and didnt allow a run!!!!!

Lackey is pitching well from the first inning

what year is this?

cubes pitchers all take real nice looking swings.

especially since lackey and lester have played in the AL most of their lives and they actually get hits from time to time.

Fuck the Cubs
Fuck Shitcongo
Fuck Arrietta
Fuck Lackey
Fuck Lelster
Fuck Contreyas
Fuck John Jay
Fuck Addison Russel
Fuck Kyle Schwarber
Fuck Baez
Fuck Goats
Fuck the monster
Fuck Skelly
Fuck Wade Davis
Fuck Rizzo
Fuck Harry

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>>75704454
> fuck goats
I have to agree lad but tell me, why so much ass pain?

The corpse of John Lackey is gonna shus us out

>pivetta vs. Strasburg tomorrow

kill me

KILL ME

NUKE ME

>>75704506
He should be no hitting you, but Herrera had to go and be a faggot

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I guess i'll just have to get used to the pain if I want to follow the phillies.

Freddie what the fuck happened. You were one of the best defensive SSs in the league

there's the lackey I know

Franco stronk

FRANCGOD!!!!!!!!

tommy joseph kind of looks like pat burrel

FUCK YOU LACKEY. you could have hit him in the face so he got sent to the DL

Come on Freddeh

>>75704998
manfred will suspend you for that now he is being so serious

Gee it's another 2-out pitcher hit

HOLY FUCK SHJFDKDSF::LKFSDKK

Aaron "1-time all-star" Altherr

How da fuck does Lackey get so many SOs? Does his retardation affect the batters?

>>75705334
the ball gets lost in his teeth

It's something!

fuckin phillies

Friendly reminder that without the Phillies there would be no Sandberg in the HOF

lead was fun while it lasted

Phillies plz it isnt the 9th inning yet don't blow it yet.

2 men on and Wizzo bitches out.
The shock is shocking

Cubs bullpen is too fucking good please leave Lackey in

LOL what the fuck

>brian duensing warming up
Why?

>>75705815
not sure why mememaddon left him in at 96 pitches


but youre welcome

>tfw youre too smart to manage

Hmm pinch-hitter for Eflin? I don't know what i'd do here

>>75705892
joe wants to lose the game
>>75705907
another maddon leaves the starter in for too long and fucks the whole game episode

I swear sometimes a child could manage a game better than joe.

>>75705931
bunt the man on first to second to avoid a double play

>duensing LUCK

oh boi

that was needed

>>75705960
JUST KLL ME

Well, that was a heartbreaker. God damn it, Galvis.

Huh

Cubs have to be the luckiest franchise in baseball

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>>75706021
saying this 2 years ago would have been unthinkable

feels good man

>>75706021
>108 year championship drought
>luckiest franchise in baseball
Pick one

>>75705939
but would a child think to bring the zoo and a magician to Wrigley to cheer up the team

>>75706072
So much fucking ^this

>>75706072
>umpball'd into an NLCS victory
>half the Indians starters down in the world series
>weather delay ruins the Indians momentum in game 7

fuck y'all

>>75706160
stay mad faggot

>>75706160
every team to win a championship in the last 100 years has had a few balls bounce their way

shut up faggot

OUT on replay

what the fuck is that shit

the ball was in the glove but he hadn't grasped it

New book coming out:
How To Introduce Replay And Ruin Another Sport For Dummies

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>grimm

>duensing
>grimm
Are the cubs trying to lose?

Jay with a good throw for a change

>nice

>>75706160
If ur a good enough team that shit shouldnt affect you.
Umps wanted to hand the Yankees the 2001 Eries becuz Muh Patriotism 9/11.
Diamondbacks were too good for that shit and shut it down.

Fuck you cubs faggots

>>75706160
> umpballed to NLCS victory
> completely outscore the dodgers by like 16 runs
> destroy their best starter

Whatever ass blasted faggot

>>75706308
>>75706298
grimm has been good

get grimm off the mound and on a bus to desmoines

>>75706396
>good at giving up runs

>>75706396
>ERA 7.71
No.

Did cubs catcher just shout FUCK! or am I hearing things?

>>75706519
he doesnt speak english

>>75706160
>>umpball'd into an NLCS victory

>beat doyers by combined score of 31-17
>let 3rd string catcher hit grand salami
>shutout supposed GOAT Kershit 5-0 in deciding game

Go cry in ur beer with AGon

>>75706552
Yes he does

>>75706594
>>75706552
Will he be fined by FCC?

>>75706622
publicly executed at sundown

>>75706622
No

mememaddon managing to lose

>wait for grimm to load up the bases before pulling him

Get this shitter off the team. Jesus.

>>75706690
i swear to god Joe is going to be the one factor preventing a dynasty

you dumb fucks joseph will strike out swinging. Cubs fans think you knows the phils lineup better than Maddon

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thank you for not being shit today pedro

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fuck

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stretch

Worthless fuck back to AAA with you

>It's a Phillies load the bases with 2 outs and then strike out episode

I hate reruns.

Why is Tommy Joseph retarded?

One step back, two steps forward.
The more Tommy Joseph strikes out, the faster Rhys Hoskins gets promoted.

>>75706825
Concussions

Eflin made it to 7 that's a good sign

that was pretty cool galvis

can't remember the last phillie starter to make it 7 full innings

DINGER

jr skeletal finally gives up a run

had to happen eventually

>fug

RUPP!!!!

dumb skelly faggot lol. cubs are a joke

>4 hits today

Cesar cruising to his first all-star appearance

The bullpen is going to blow this, isn't it?

>>75706622
FCC defines it as a "Fleeting expletive" and it is not fineable.

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>>75707204
We don't talk about that. All smiles now.

>>75706455
>>75706443
> falling for the ERA meme

fucking casual fans detected

>Grimm is lights out
>skelly fucks up

What cubs bullpen is this?

>>75707204
normally yes

but today is special

Go Benoit-Neshek IMO

>>75707259
grims is lights out

>gets 1 out
>gets an umpball out
>leaves bases loaded when he cant throw a strike

yeah he was awesome

MIGGY

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>>75707262

>Montero pulls a hammy rounding the bases on a DINGER

Yeah whatever. Fuck this stupid team

>too old to run the bases

oh miggy

That's my boy

>>75707331
bet youd wanna kiss him

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>>75707343
pucker up

>>75707343
>>75707362
It was an April Fools joke that went to far. You guys are so obsessed with me, it isn't even funny. I'm just here to post about the Cubs okay? Don't even bother replying to my posts.

I hope this game goes 20 innings and both teams have to use position players to pitch or pitchers in the outfield

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Caesar walkoff, book it.

time for the black hole of the order. expecting 3 strike-outs will be surprised if anything better

13 hits and 4 runs lol. Just a joke

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wew

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>>75707385
> "joking" about being gay on 4chan
> mad people are picking on you and taking "joke" out context.
I should filter you but watching you get btfo is too much fun.

>>75707499
>>75707385
> mar 31
> says it was an april fools joke

What did he mean by this?

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>>75707240

>having faith in this team

I envy your optimism, Rollinsbro.

wade davis is pretty damn good

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>davis shitting the bed with two outs

>>75707535
usually

>>75707535
You're the biggest faggot on this board lamo

>>75707599

>implying Nava won't strike out

>>75707608
see>>75707385

I'd be surprised if this team makes it to the 10th.

In before walk-off HR

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>>75707664

>Gomez shitting the bed again

Welp, GG cubs.

lmaoing @ zobrist's life rite now

zobrist wtf are you doing

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ZOBRIST GODDAMMIT

>>>>>zobrist

hahaha what the heck

>ZOBRIST
ZOBRIST
>ZOBRIST

WALK BRYANT NOW

Picked off at 2nd base.

Thats Cub

>game should be over

>>75707817
Welcome to Pre-2015

really got a hold of that one Anthony

Zobrist occasionally does something so stupid I cannot even comprehend what he was thinking

Top of the order please don't let me down

CESAR

>someone other than Davis has to pitch now

its over

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>that pick off saved the game
>living for another inning

You earned your pay today, Gomez

throw a laser at rizzo's knees

Good job Monty!

>>75707919
that was Willson

monty doesnt move like a cat

Gomez rolling. holy shit

>>75707933
Monty is an recognized nickname for the name Montgomery

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Are we going to like... not win?

>>75708052
if I had to bet on which pen is going to blow it first, I'd choose fils

but after zobrist gave it away in the 9th by getting picked off 2nd ahead of bryants single, the cusb dont deserve it

>>75708052
>sweating a May 4th extra innings game

Calm down bro. Save ur sweat for when they take their typical All Star losing streak

>2-0 with bases loaded
>swing at a pitch in the dirt

Saunders why?

steal home you pussy

BASED FUCKING MONTY

fuck this shit team

nice to see MM pitch his way out of that mess

>more cusb errors

Monty saves the game again

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>it's a Phillies leave the bases loaded episode

Z hits walkoff to make up for bonehead play in the 9th.

Book it

wow this pitcher is fucking dark

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>>75708229

when is Joe gonna put Heyward in for a walkoff homer

oh baby

Damn, that was smooth.

DOOPLE PLEAY

>>75708316
Good call anon

>booing a pick off attempt when they've already had 2 successful ones this game
fuck you shitcago

>>75708433
wouldn't that give you more reason to boo?

>>75708433
of course they're gonna boo even harder just because it worked twice, idiot.

BACK 2 BACK
yeah...
I'm goin
BACK 2 BACK

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LOL

there is literally no one there. even when the team beats shitty ass philly there's no one left to sing their gay ass song.

>go cubs go is an official gay anthem as of march 17'

i got mah fingers on mah dick boys

lets do this

>>75708483
get fucked

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god damn it

damn, this trash has to keep going.

>>75708483
ya blew it

or well, in technically i guess you cant blow it after that.

>>75708481
and that's what every game at guaranteed rape field looks like, not just on a cold day in extra innings

>>75708514
anyone have a screen shot of his tweet talking about kissing tits?

Koji on back to back days

hold on to your butts

I put this game on in preparation for going to the Mariners game tonight, and now 13 innings later Im kinda done with baseball for the day.

>>75708481
>anon, why don't you tell the class what you are most famous for
>I use a tripcode on an anonymous message board

>>75708541
i was watching kyle long stream some bullshit zombie game and he was roasting Trub over that shit. was hilarious

GO GO GOOK POWERS ACTIVATE

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>koji

>>75708580
trips really deserve to put in the stocks

>>75708583
kek

AL
MORA

>>75708625
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE

LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE

THAT'S ALMORA

[ W ]

>PHILLIES

Figures. GG Chicago.

what a waste of my fucking time

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm listening to this on the radio - Freddy just wanted this shit to be over?

Oh thank fuck

>>75708683
probably

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I can't even >lillies

this game deseved no winner

but fuck it we got the W

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4 over .500

back to high water mark

time to get on a roll?

red hot yankees coming to wrigley

good series filsbros

sorry about your bullpen

seems like the better team won today

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Fuck everything.

Phils had so many opportunities, and they blew all of them.

GG Cubs

Legit curious. Did the phillies just give up?

Theo, please trade risso for pitching and a catcher

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FUCK YOU CUBE FAGGOTS...HERE COME THE JUDGE AND THE YANKEES

>>75708760
>roid baby

>>75708788
SAY THAT TO MY FACE

>>75708760
>wen u nut but she keep succin