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/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 14
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2017-05-04 04:59:59
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The penultimate night of the 2017 Betway Premier League round robin phase comes from the Steel City as Sheffield hosts four tungsten tussles.
Beginning the evening are the already-qualified Peter Wright and the doomed Adrian Lewis. In the weekend's Players Championship events, Clownman hit a 9 darter against Michael Smith on Sunday but won neither event. Wright secured his first trip to the O2 last time out in the PL, and a defeat of the Fat Man is needed to challenge for the top spot. Lewis managed to throw away all his playoff hopes with two disastrous defeats last week - the latter an Autism Express whitewash - and a failure to win will yet again eliminate him..
Raymond van Barneveld then plays Dave Chisnall with both men still in contention to make it to London. Barney hasn't picked up any points since the opening week of the playoff phase, while Chizzy has surprisingly not lost since March. Based on form, dim Dave (who was at one stage six points behind RVB) is surely going to overtake him; however, a Dutch victory eliminates the St. Helens simpleton.
The possible third man to be confirmed for the O2 follows in an inconsistency derby between Gary Anderson against James Wade. Gando battered Barney last week and claimed PC9 on Sunday, but he hasn't put consecutive victories together since March, and to secure his London date a win is needed, although a draw may be enough. For Wadey, defeating Snackpot last week kept his playoff chances alive but with no back-to-back victories all season, this may be a match too far.
Closing the evening is a clash between the current GOAT and the former GOAT in Michael van Gerwen and Phil Taylor. MVG won Saturday's PC with a 9 darter in the final, and claimed 3 points in his PL double-header: two more tonight and he tops the table yet again. Pheel was humbled by Wright last week and hopefully it happens again, though a Taylor win could confirm the O2 four a week early.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 2.
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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs)
Snakeshite v SnackP&Ot
Barney v Chizzy
James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson
MvGOAuTism v Taylel
>Week 14 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/w8i1tvpres3g1ig0vdkeu1fxz/title/betway-premier-league-sheffield-preview
>Week 13 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/ve1rzu9wjy9h1syl7ox6a6qj4/title/betway-premier-league-night-13
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>>75702970
>the current GOAT and the former GOAT
hi where are the FUTURE GOAT :DDD
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>>75703126
Joint 99th on the Pro Tour Order of Merit: http://www.pdc.tv/pro-tour-order-of-merit
Alongside such illustrious names as Antonio Alcinas, Vincent Kamphuis and fucking Wes Newton.
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>>75703159
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And we're on now.
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*dabs*
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>>75703772
>just eat
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Gando's throw is so damn sexy
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John Part is back!
>>75703791
lel
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ha ha time for filenames
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DER DER DER
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Clown looking like a paintballing victim tonight.
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>>75703888
Nice trips
>tonight
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>we all hate leeds scum
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Mon Autism
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>>75704015
>you now remember Whitlock
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Lewis throwing some utter rubbish tonight yet he's drawing 2-2
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>>75704059
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>Snackpot eliminated after being outplayed by a clown
A reminder this is a two-time back-to-back World Champion.
Fucking disgrace
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>losing to make more money on the ferry circuit.
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>Poois
Back to the practice board
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>Sweatpot
What an embarrassment
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>>75704059
whose bright idea was this one
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>uh
>uh
>uh
Wright nearing Chisnall levels of intelligence in this interview
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>uh
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>>75704059
lol how have I never seen this
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>187 left
>better throw a maximum
>jizzy
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GWAN BARNEH
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>Chizzy
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>le 180 man
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>24
Chizzy throws his IQ!
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DAT 142
RAYMOND ON HEADSHAKER WATCH
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DAT 142
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>Mardle suggesting Chisnall thinks
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>Barney
This is remarkable from Chizzy. Hasn't lost since week 9.
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>Borney
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>Dave Chisnall interview
the_thinker.jpg
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Unintelligible St Helens drawl intensifies
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HAHA TIME FOR ANDERSON
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>Gando averaging below 80
>still winning
#pray4wade
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>whitlock directing the cameramen
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>Wade not even trying again
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>that ending to the leg
comedy finishing on show
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>Chokeson
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>wade
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Has Gando got a bet with some Singaporean syndicate on how many doubles he'll miss?
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>yfw MVG rapes Pheel and Chisnall sneaks in to the playoffs
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>>75705809
GET HYPE
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>that MVG-Taylor montage
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IT
IS
TIME
HE
IS
HERE
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>no fedora
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>austim
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>mardle/studd commentating on a taylor match
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>van autism
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>MVG channelling his inner Barney and throwing rubbish against Philth
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Seriously, why do people fucking love mvg so much.
Is it cause he looks more dense than a season 4 homer Simpson?
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>>75706179
He was one of the few to stop TWL
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Taylor gona win lol
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>van Gherkin
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>>75706211
The final of the 2013 Players Championship Finals changed darts.
>Defending champion, Phil Taylor, who had a superb 2013 in winning the World Championship, the UK Open, the World Matchplay, the Sydney Darts Masters, the World Grand Prix, the Championship League, the Masters and the Grand Slam of Darts, looked on course to win the 2013 Players Championship also, when he led Michael van Gerwen 6–3 in the final. However, Taylor then fell victim to one of van Gerwen's purple patches as van Gerwen came back to win 11–7 and take the 2013 Players Championship title.
Had MVG lost that final, he wouldn't dominate for the foreseeable future.
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That Taylor support
Normie fans ACTUALLY watching the game in Sheffield, good on ya lads
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>Implying this isn't rigged
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>>75706332
TYBAutism
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Chizzy going to be seething into his crayons if Taylor wins.
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MVG BTFO
apologize to the GOAT RIGHT NOW
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6-6 confirmed
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Well that was a surprise.
MVG was terrible on the finishing.
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I wonder who could be behind this
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GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
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>next week, chizzy needs to win against wade and have an 11 leg swing
>taylor plays lewis
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>>75706737
Good luck, Jizzy.
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>they pays their money
you won for once phil
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>I know where he lives
Poor Bob
>they're working class
>they pays their money
Oh, Phil.
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fucking hell taylor's hitting every box on the bingo card tonight
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I'M 56 YEARS OLD, YA KNOW
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Eurgh. Would love for him to have missed the cut.
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>tfw didn't even realise it's over already
Welp, goodnight.
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And that disastrous Taylor interview ends a night that, like the week before Judgement Night, renders the final week largely irrelevant.
Adrian Lewis's PL campaign ended in yet another self-inflicted shambles with a thumping by an average Peter Wright. Despite coming back from 2-0 down to tie it up, Snackpot won no further legs, missing one dart at both D14 and D7 and then not having another dart at a double. Once again, Lewis is embarrassing himself by playing so badly when he can play so much better.
Dave Chisnall has an outside chance at making it to the O2 after edging out Raymond van Barneveld in a last leg decider. Eventually winning with a 109 average, Chizzy's highlight was a huge 142 at 2-2 with RVB on a 16 finish to go 3-2 ahead. Barney got it back to 4-4 and eventually 5-6 but didn't even get down to a finish in the last leg as he also exited the tournament.
Gary Anderson secured his spot at the O2 with an incredibly scrappy win over James Wade. The World #2 averaged under 80 in the early stages of the fixture and missed a total of 21 doubles but even his eventual 94 match average proved too much for the Machine, who missed 14 attempts of his own at a finish. The bipolar one never really challenged at any point in the season and this loss confirmed his PL exit.
Phil Taylor sprung a surprise on Michael van Gerwen to leave the top of the table still undecided and gift the Autism Express only his second TV defeat since the CL. MVG went 2-1 up after losing throw in the opener but 2 missed darts at D8 saw Taylor go 3-2 up and only drop one more leg. The Prowler's 50% finishing rate, including a smart double double 96 and a killer 90, proved too much even for a 103 averaging MVG and all but closed off the top 4.
The Granite City of Aberdeen hosts the final league night of this year's PL, with these fixtures:
>Dave Chisnall v James Wade
>Phil Taylor v Adrian Lewis
>Peter Wright v Raymond van Barneveld
>Michael van Gerwen v Gary Anderson
See you then.
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