/f1/ Formula 1 General - BAVI Edition

>Alonso's Indy test is already the 5th most watched video on the IndyCar youtube channel
Would an IndyCar driver coming to F1 create as much buzz as well?

>>75699863

Helping our Spaniard.

> 1. 20 cars line up on the grid on the Sunday of a race weekend at the start of the race in an order determined on the Saturday by timing laps.

> 2. The cars are powered by a V6 turbo engine supplemented by energy scavenged from heat, exhaust gasses and braking.

> 3. Races are usually approximately 90 minutes long.

> 4. Cars must complete at least one "mandatory pit stop". This involves a change of tyres and a quick top up of wiper fluid. Such stops are usually completed in less than 3.5 seconds and can involve a couple of dozen mechanics.

> 5. There are two championships competed for each year - one for the World Drivers' Championship and one for the World Coaches' Championship - known as the WDC and WCC. The driver is obviously the driver of the individual car; the coach is the engineer you hear on the radio speaking to the driver and has an important role too.

> 6. Last year's WDC Nico Rossberg retired immediately after winning, citing family reasons. He made a vast sum from sponsorship and salary, but he's also independently wealthy due to being an heir to an iced confection corporation's founder. Fun fact- Kimi Raikkonen, one of the Ferrari drivers, owns shares in the same company.

> 7. The favourite of Spanish fans is Fernando Alonso, a 2x WDC and who is commonly regarded as one of the top three drivers on the grid. He's also a fan favourite more broadly because of coming back from injury sustained on a bloody golf course of all things, during the off season some years ago. He still complains in accented English now that the back strain ruined his game that day, that the injury "carked his par".

> 8. You'll also want to know about Carlos Sainz Jr. His father is a former F1 driver and was somewhat obsessed with seeing his son in the sport, even to the detriment of their home life. His father and mother are separated after Sainz Sr struck her; Sainz's sister is a popular vlogger.

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>>75699863
Hamilton is the first openly black and gay driver
Amx Verstappen is the youngest ever WDC
Schumacher was the first ever champion
Alonso is too old and frequently overdrives, causing the car to break. He is going to try NASCAR this year.
Felipe Massa doesn't like gay people.

>>75699986

> 9. Strategy is more important in Formula One than in many racing series, because the cars can be difficult to pass in corners and there are several factors that will determine how fast a car is at differing times during a race. A popular and effective strategic move is the 'undercut', where teams will decide a car is slow because it's creating too much downforce - which then creates drag. So they will remove the lower plane of the rear wing in a pitstop, "undercutting" it, and allowing the car to go faster on straights but at the cost of some corner speed.

> 10. The most successful driver is Michael Schumacher, a seven-time WDC. He is sadly stricken with brain injuries from a skiing accident.

> 11. A controversial addition to F1 this year is "Fanboost", borrowed from the FIA's Formula E championship. An online poll is held to determine "Driver of the Day" at the end of a race, and that driver gets an additional 30hp to use for up to six seconds at any point in the next race. It is obviously not awarded at the final race of the year.

> 12. Formula 1 is a constructors championship - ie, the teams design and construct their own cars - though they may buy engines from a supplier.

> 13. Lewis Hamilton is regarded as the most gentlemanly driver, and is known for his coolness and calmness on track. He often describes what is happening with the car - or other cars around him - in corners, to his driving coach.

> 14. Hamilton's (and Rossberg's former) team, Mercedes, has been quite dominant the last few years, to the delight of most fans. They are also - as well as obviously being a carmaker - keenly involved in charity and will usually host elderly fans in their garage.

> 15. Max Verstappen is the first openly gay Formula 1 driver/race winner - and a champion of same-sex marriage - as well as no doubt a future champion.

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>>75699988
I still wanna cum inside his sister.

gimi

>>75699983
Depends on what team, also would have to be someone good that has never raced in F1 before.

Rossi coming back to F1 or something would be like Sauber announcing Nasr was returning to F1, the reception would be lukewarm at best.

>>75699983

Well, they can't test so not really.

It depends on how many of those 600k people were F1 autistic who wanted to see him "just park the car" or actual indy fans

>>75700006
A bunch were undoubtedly F1 fans, I watched the video and have never once had much of a modicum of interest for indycar until now.

And after this I'll go back to being aware of it's existence but not really at all interested.

>>75699988

I want them both to do bad things to my peepee.
But I'd choose Chloe because I can also get the money when father dies

>>75699993
>11
>McLaren gets to use fanboost
>the Honda engine intermediately explodes
>people keep voting for Alonso and Vandoorne to troll them out of F1

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>>75699988
Nice lips.

>>75699986
>>75699993

Thanks a lot, based Anon. This is really informative.

>>75700022
Jesus that's diabolical.

>>75699986
>20 cars line up
Usually a mchonda breaks down before starting.

Is sainz jr's sister vj-tier?

>>75699863
tell her you cum in karts

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If le saddest spanish man wins the Indy 500 then sure Indycar irrevocably btfo forever right.

will alonso do it lads?

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Alonso retires from the lead due to an engine failure.

>>75700066
He'll either win it or be in spectacular life ending crash

>>75700062

Is an eternal win/win for us.

If we win we have the right to shit on Indycar forever
If he lose we have the right to shit on Alonso even more

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>>75692602
>>75692920
pay denbts

>>75699986
>>75699993
The amount of scattered misinformation mixed with correct info makes this decent bait.

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>>75700022
>MRW

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>>75699988
can someone give me a quick rundown pls?

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>>75699986
>>75699993
100/10

fucking brilliant.

VETTEL

WINS

LOL

>>75699993

>A popular and effective strategic move is the 'undercut'

That's when they quickly remove their helmet during a pitstop for a haircut mate, get your facts straight.

>>75699863
>>75699993
>>75699986
> 16. Some drivers are what's known as "carbabbies". This moniker applies to a driver who has been notoriously dominant in one type of car, or one team, so called because they drive the car so spectacularly well that it's almost as if they were born in it—a "car baby", if you will.

>>75700364
>ruining the subtlety

Just stick to shagging sheep

>>75700488

Shut your fucking mouth you bandwagoning casual.

Reminder that Marcus Ericsson is dating a woman with a son from a previous relationship

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made a little poll about Jonathan Palmer's wife's three sons

http://www.strawpoll.me/12891985

pls vote

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>>75700553

>>75700562
Do Swedes want migrants because they hate white people?

Rosenqvist's gf is black as well, and there was a poll in Europe a few years ago and Swedes were the only people that prefer brunettes over blondes.

>>75700570
look at his face, you've never seen a scandi so happy

he knows that he's destoying the white race, and he's loving it

>>75700570
she's not black, just tanned and that photo is underexposed/overcontrasted

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Kimi's ex-gf
rate

>>75700559
should have added Frijns as well, but sadly his chances are probably even smaller than Gutierrez'

>>75700553
Reminder that Marcus Ericsson is dating a woman.

>>75700570
short answer: si
long answer: yes

>>75700062
It's been won by f1 drivers before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYhTIRyF70

>Renault: Reliability delaying introduction of next engine upgrade

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/renault-reliability-delaying-introduction-of-next-engine-upgrade-901100/

SHIIIIIIIIIT

http://en.f1i.com/news/267309-grosjean-elected-director-gpda.html
>Bigjean president now

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>>75700742

>>75700742
He's one of the drivers against any further head protection so that's good yeah

>>75700756
and yet he says he's going to push for it anyway

it's bad

>>75700756
>>75700765
Well, if the majority if drivers support it then he has to. It's a union, not a dictatorship.

>>75700742

N O O N E I S S O L V E

>>75700742
La formule c'est moi!

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never new Schumi did porn as well

>>75700812
>creampie

You have a dirty mind, anon.
Obvious he just appeared on that wholesome looking young woman's cooking show.

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>>75699986
>>75699993
premium kek

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>>75700597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVHT-glDJUk

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>>75700904
>back when Kimis default face was a smile

>>75700597
wood berry and marry

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>>75700906
He's probably had few beers

>>75700904
he turned cold after a couple of nasty breakups right? ;_; he was so happy ;_;

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>>75700904
>Perhaps it's the first time when you take your girl to go out evening to tents it was to learn there with the car?

What did he mean by this?

>>75700939
learn to fuck in the backseat of a car

in a tent

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>>75700950

>Europoors not having car tents

>>75700959
Those things are great. My grandad had one that attached to his Torana's hatch

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>>75700959
never underestimate our autism

>>75700959
populating australia was a mistake.

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>>75699921 (Cross-thread)
>His father and mother are separated after Sainz Sr struck her
Didn't know that. But doesn't surprise me.

In his defense his car broke 300 meters from finish line of the last rally that he needed to finish 4th to be the champion. Literally gave Makinen and Mitsubishi the championship on gold plate.
Yes it's a Toyota.

>>75700992
Heh, I didn't read the sister part. Well meme'd. But it really didn't surprise me. Both Verstappen and Sainz are kind of obsessed with their sons and were never good at controlling their anger. I thought the meme would stop after F1 driver.

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how do we meme her on a Ferrari F1 car in the next 8 years?

>>75701036
>female
>asian

I don't think all the memeing in the world can overcome those driving disabilities.

>>75701036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhu4BwrLmQ

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>>75701059
you must have faith, but now that I think about this you might be right
>>75701079
this video in not available...why

>>75701089
Must be geoblocked, which is interesting since this is about asians and not wogs.

>>75701153
Concurrent viewers was 70-80k roughly at peak, everybody that has 'watched' by whatever definitions FB or YT use is over 2mil. Still insane for any motorsport standards.

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>Ferrari better on downforce dominated sectors.

Are they going to finish 1-2 in Spain and Monaco?

>>75701210
>Monaco
it'll be decided by the order that goes into the first corner on lap 1

>>75701205
For reference, IndyCar uploads every race on YouTube after broadcast and they get ~50k views (Indy 500 gets ~100k)

>>75701229
Nah, it will be decided by backmarkers blocking people before and after the pitstop. Some madman might pit with 2 laps left if traffic behind is that bad.

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how can you like this guy

>>75701277
He is less autistic than Finns and is less deformed than his teammate.

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>>75701277
because you know he's doomed from the start

like a webber, before he got beaten into a pulp

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>>75701036
>>75701089

Her daddy drove three F1 GP's as pay driver on Larousse, didn't finish one of those.

>>75701277
because he's a top bloke

and not a Luke Hodge type of good bloke either

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>>75701282
He is too unautistic and he looks retarded as well.

>>75701312
>He is too unautistic
No such thing, it is like the left-right horseshoe, you end up in the same place at both extremes.
>he looks retarded
He is a wog.

>>75701312
>He is too unautistic
never change, Finland

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>>75701306
an absolute cunt of a bloke more like

have you heard what he used to get up to at school? makes me sick that he's still allowed out in public

>>75701303
japanese males are worthless, females on other hand...

>>75701360
are even more useless

unless you're some spastic weeb

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>>75701277
I saw Daniel at a grocery store in Budapest 2 years agoa few days before the race. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” But then he couldn't contain his laughter and said "No worries, mate, just kidding" and we had a bit of a chat.
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I hope you'll enjoy each one of them.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back and bought 10 more.

the end

>>75701365
apologize

>>75701381
i thought all the anime faggots migrated south for summer

honestly, what are we doing here? f1 or retarded weaboory?

>>75701370
8/8

>>75701365
>unless you're some spastic weeb

>>75701353
probably bullshit from an autismo.

fun fact: ricky and I grew up one suburb apart, we both raced karts at Tiger and he went to school with an ex-GF of mine. She told me that after he was on the news before the 2014 Aus GP said he was nice bloke and was surprised when I told her I'd known him since his karting days.

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http://f1.com/HUL-Secrets

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>>75700959
>Get a pick-up truck
>lower it

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>>75701437
>Trump
>Trump
>Trump
wew

>>75701277

>shilling shit-heuer

>>75701437
>these fucking answers
wat

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>>75701437
some of it's nice but damn is he lame

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>>75701437
>people taking selfies with me. I hate that.

>>75701449

>ute
>pick up truck
pick one


I G N O R A N T
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>>75701395
>Honestly

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>>75701449
of course

king springs super lows on the front, sssl's on the rear

pic related
>>75701473
R A R E
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>>75701437
>I am not a big reader, but recently I have been reading a book about Donald Trump. It is good to have a little idea about the new American President.

It's most likely ''The Art of the Deal''.

>>75701381
it is vexing because she takes so long to eat the pasta

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>>75701437

>it is not as strictly necessary to keep the fingers off that brown, sweet temptation!

>>75701437
>Q: Do you collect anything?
>NH: Money. I think it’s a good collector’s item.
>berg

>>75701527
>BRAAAAAAP

>>75701545
every time

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>>75701526
She is probably quite full

>>75701437
Ricky poster's new favourite driver.

>>75701502
Oh yea, right, I almost forgot about this Australian thing.
You guys are fucking weird. If you need more luggage space, just a get a fucking wagon like every civilized person.

>>75701595

The ute was invented to take the wife to market on Saturday, and the pigs to church on Sunday.

>having pigs in your wagon

>>75701437
I'd like to chin fuck her with my penis, if you know what I mean.

>>75701616

>this man is not even considered a pervert by Germany standards

>>75701595
>just a get a fucking wagon like every civilized person.
nobody even drives wagons anymore.

>>75701616
>her
ugh

I G N O R A N T
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>>75701612
do you put the wife in the back or the pigs in the front?

>>75701630

Depends which one stops squealing first.

>>75701641
Pigs then.

>>75701616
don't follow

please stop using these vague double entendres

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>>75701395
Lad we don't simply go away

>>75701681
He means he'd like to plant a macaroni tree outside her coffee shop while she watches re-runs of Top Gear, if you know what I mean.

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>>75701776

>>75701776
ah, i had no idea anon swung that way

my thanks for clarifying it!

>>75700992
This was pretty ebin

>>75701238
Why can't F1 be based and upload full races?

>>75701545

-berg is a standard German name, not necessarily jewish

>>75701473

>Not remembering that Mansour Ojjeh bought Heuer in the eighties as part of his TAG empire which gave rise to Mclaren dominance.

>>75701852

Because the vast majority of their income comes from TV rights.

>sell TV rights for billions
>upload races to YouTube for free
Yeah, that won't piss the TV networks off.

>>75701437
>germans are boring as fuck and are terrible at making casual jokes
Not a surprise really.

>>75701891
>>75701879
Really what is wrong with you people?

>>75701899

40 years of Russian influence

>>75701879
>german
>failing to understand a joke
pottery

>>75701891
>>75701899
Germans need around 1 per mille alcohol to be entertaining, Russians how ever need 2, which they have 24/7 so people don't know the difference

>>75701907
Nice proxy.
>>75701926
You're terrible at it.

>>75701852
Too much money involved

>>75701940
rich coming from a country whose only comedy none outside are fail compilations

>>75701879
Germanic maybe but not German

>>75701961
*known

>>75701961
So is your face.

Nice to see the Germans marching on Russia during the spring for a change.

>>75702047
It was ok when he would have just made one post >>75701891, although I won't admit that on this particular board since since German F1 drivers for the past decades have mostly been funny and entertaining off track.
But after the second one >>75701899 I had to respond.

>>75700959
Hey that's not a bad setup at all.

>F1 2016 is STILL like 50 euridoos

What the fresh heck lads

Should I just loan it from the library?

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>>75701395
u

>>75702097
it's probably just 20 when it's on sale on some online store like steam or so

>>75701437
Jesus Christ how boring was that

>McLaren has launched a new eSports competition ‘World’s Fastest Gamer’, the top prize for which will be a job as one of the official simulator drivers for its Formula One team

Dear G-d.

I think we can all agree that REDDIT's guys are
>Hamilton
>Wehrlein
>Vettel
>Palmer
>Grosjean
>Räikkönen (please consider the fact that Kimi Räikkönen and GIMI :DDD are two strictly different people and memes)

But who are /ourguys/? Besides Giothenazi obviously

>>75702127

>expecting him to reveal that he murders prostitutes for fun between races in an F1.com interview

>>75702137
But seriously

>what was the...
>dunno so many lol
>who is the...
>dunno so many lol
>would you ever...
>dunno so many lol

Man it's not live or anything, just think for 10 seconds and come up with an original answer.

>>75702132

Torpedo, Go77as, we don't need anyone else

>>75702132
>But who are /ourguys/?

Rosberg

>>75702132
Hülkenberg, amx and Stoflel (they fucking call him "Stoffelwaffle") are /redditsguys/

Felipe Baby is certified /ourguy/

>>75702047
but it's autumn for you

>>75702132
Goa77as as the more autistic and more finnish Rosberg.

>>75702132
Bottas, Amx, Nando, Vettel too, le occassional podium man and Rosberg

>>75702132
vettel is /ourguy/

they can keep the rest

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>>75702266
>>75702306
>>75702311
Nico is love
Nico is life

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>>75702355
He'll always be our autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9jEV2i3clk

>>75702400
No worries, Mateschitz infiltrated his mind long ago and for many years.

>>75702400
>having to inject your social politics into every subject
>literally SJW tier behaviour

Go back to >>>/pol/

>cant browse /f1/ at friends because its blocked

>somehow reddit gonewild isnt blocked

nice one guberment

>>75702437
Which ISP?

>>75702311
I thought you didn't like Alonso?

>>75702464
Sky

DL speed also sucks

>>75702437
yerwotlad.png

What sort of block is this you're on about? Only thing close to block heard about is the crackdown on sports streaming that was started few years back & barely did anything to disrupt streams

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>>75702376
>Schumacher and Vettel will never have a six part web series discussing random shit like gardening

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>>75702436
this was always my favorite growing up, why are the Marlboro cars so patrician?

>>75702455
>and threaten my livelyhood and the lives of my future generations
>le anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white
>le immigration is white genocide

back to >>>/stormfront/ you go

>>75702437
tell your friend to turn off his Legally Mandatory Porn Filter For The Children

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>>75702564
i don't know

schumacher could always be a potato

>>75702400

>lives a quiet more or less countryside life with his wife and children
>handpicked and trained by Helmut Marko and Dietrich "The Red Bull of Auschwitz" Mateschitz from a young age

Yeah mate he is turbo red-pilled but doesn't show it in public (yet). Once he has broken Schumi's records and cemented himself as an undisputable GOAT he will unleash Bobby Fischer style

>>75702513
I do, I just think he's made some retarded things in his life

>>75702556
Some ISP's have porn blocks which are opt-out which will catch sites like 4chan but not NSFW reddit sites.

>>75702556
It's the adult content blocking, it's only turned on by default for new customers I believe.

it's just silly when this upholding community of good people on a SFW board gets blocked and the degenerates at /r/gonewild do not.

>>75702311


This is a good list

I'm surprised people like le boring finnish dude though wasn't everyone quite unenthusiastic about him last year?

Rosberg was the sleeper GOAT

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>>75702601
hear hear lad

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>>75702567

Hang on a second.

The Alonso Indy stream the other day said McLaren hasn't done the Indy500 since the 60's.
But this is clearly the """""McLaren livery""""" on an IndyCar...

>>75702588

>88 dubs

welp

>>75702588
Vettel running for Chancellor of Germany when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5or4m5JOQM0

>driving Silverstone backwards
why are McLaren so stupid?

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>>75701153
500k viewers? I didn't know he had 1m viewers. Where did these 2 million viewers all come from?

>>75702617
It also clearly says team Penske

>>75702693
>views increase overtime
color me surprised

OFFICIALLY REDPILLED F1 DRIVERS (past and present)

>Vettel
>Piquet Sr.
>Gimi
>Mika Häkkinen
>Kubica (default Poland)
>Giovinazzi
>Alain Prost
>Max Verstappen
>Michael Schumacher

OFFICIALLY BLUEPILLED F1 DRIVERS (past and present)

>All anglos except maybe Graham Hill and Jim "autism" Clark
>Lewis Hamilton
>Ricciardo
>Hulk
>Ralf Schumacher
>All Brazilians aside from Piquet Sr, even Fittipaldi fell for the America meme

>>75702716
I don't know much about Hill but his mustaches strikes me as that of a redpilled man

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>>75702695

You must be new here.

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>>75702716
>Ricciardo, bluepilled

I wouldn't take that for granted

>>75702716
Ralf married a bimbo fucktoy just for fun and lives in Austria (now tax benefits) instead of Germany (don't know whether those are blue- or redpilled, just wanted to point it out)
as far as Hülkenberg goes however, his city of birth got almost fully destroyed in WW2 so his in group preferences and redpilledness most be one of the highest of German drivers

>>75702695
Marlboro MCLAREN Team Penske

>>75702737
Only here for the Alonso Indy chatter lad

>>75702705
>LIVE coverage
I though he literally meant live and not the rerun

>>75702743
>Austria (now tax benefits) instead of Germany
was meant to say no instead of now and Switzerland instead of Germany

>>75702770
I think he probably doesn't pay too much attention to the intricacies of english

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>>75702743
IT'S TRUE
lucky bastard

>>75702784

1) They divorced
2) There are nudes

Webber must be bluepilled
Irvine seems redpilled

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Any of you lads done your voting for mayoral & local elections today?

Said elections Jap poster don't get excited

>>75702743
Hülk had a #notoracism tweet after the Dutch election.

>>75702839
really?
well that's disappointing

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>>75702793
>>75702784
Also they divorced shortly after Schumi's accident and she has the kids.

>>75702861
it's one boy

>>75702827
I voted for the local school levy the other day

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Ralf already has a new gf and is supporting her son in his racing endeavors

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Fug

>>75702784

>marrying a gold-digging bimbo
>lucky bastard

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>>75702861
is she a driver? or merely pretending.

>>75702889
Kid looks a bit arabic mate

I hope nando doesn't win this year so I get to see him a couple more times at indy

>>75702898
marriage is always a mistake, but I can imagine the sex was ok

>>75702900

She actually did race in the Mini Touring Car Challenge and the Leon Supercopa from 2004-2006.

Her race finishes were abysmal of course, constantly in the Bottom 10 of drivers.

>>75701437
>bahamas
Is he secretly the Bahamas poster? Posting with a proxy just for kek.

Also nice of him to invite Donald Trump to dinner.

>>75701880

point was that they make shit tier watches today compared to heuer days

>>75702917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izDbevriy6Q

>>75702924
nice airbags though

>>75702924
>in the Bottom 10 of drivers.
>10 drivers in her bottom.

FTFY

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*finishes 2nd*

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>>75702972
>in the Bottom of 10 drivers.

>>75702998
>rusty trombone.png
had me laughing for whatever reason

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>>75702983

>>75702983
I was at the US Grand Prix in 2002 when schumi let him win lol

>>75702983

Reminder:


--SECONDBERG POWER RANKINGS--

Number of times their teammate won the WDC
Barrichello: 6
Moss: 5
Webber: 4
Gendebien: 4
Schell: 4
von Trips: 3
Trintignant: 3
Coulthard: 2
Fisichella: 2
Berger: 2
Patrese: 3
Reutemann: 3
Cevert: 2
Rebaque: 2
Rodríguez: 2
Ginther: 2
Villoresi: 2
Fagioli: 2
Mass: 2
Collins: 2
McLaren: 2
Herbert: 2

>protip: world champions are not secondbergs

>>75702890
s..source?

>>75703050
I was at the 2010 German GP when Massa let alonso win

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Oy vey

>try to watch old races
>fall asleep
what do

>>75703017

DELET THIS

>>75703095
DELETE THIS NOW!

>>75703134
methamphetamine

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>>75702983
that fucking forehead

how much space does he need, anyway?

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Apart from being gay why did Alonso choose Indianapolis and not MonteCarlo?

>>75703076
Allysin from TryTeens and other related sites

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>>75702436
>>75702567
The MP4/8 is one of my favorites

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>>75702983

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>>75703320

>>75702722
He also won le triple crown of motosportz

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TOP FUCKING KEK ANDRETTI.

>>75703494
?

>>75703505
See the two birds?

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>>75703518
woops

>>75703494
WEW
E
W

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>>75703494

Obvious photoshop is obvious.
Note how sharp the birds are compared to the line above.

>tfw pleb tier photoshoppers

>>75700062
I don't see why. It's been won by rookies and people who were considering nothing outside of that race before, wouldn't be weird to see a great driver with a good car win.

>>75703134

>falling for the le old races were GOAT meymey

>>75703134
Old races

>SWL
>WWL
>McWL
>LWL
>CWL

Face it, F1 has always been dull. We're just easily amused and here for the memes.

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>>75703320
>Big guys
>4 guys in the picture

r8 this meme

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Newius the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story Maurizio would tell you. It's a Red Bull legend. Darth Newius was a Dark Lord of the Downforce, so powerful and so wise he could use the downforce to influence the aero to create speed... He had such a knowledge of the downforce that he could even keep the ones he cared about from understeering. The down side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was Renault's engine losing its power, which eventually, of course, he and Red Bull did. Unfortunately, he taught Vettel everything he knew, then his apprentice would get the credit for killing Mercedes in their sleep. Ironic, he could save Ferrari from death, but not himself.

>>75703807
*5

joke ruined

>>75703817
ah fuck, not bad. didn't mean to respond to this one

reasonable

>>75703817
>>75703790

for your attention

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>>75702436

>>75702827
Just done it.

>tfw such a pointless election that the polling station ladies were genuinely surprised when I walked in

>>75703854

LOL who photoshopped the rear wing to be all high skinny and stupid looking?

>>75703876
>polling station ladies

Any creepshots?

>>75703854
Is this a prototype? When on earth did F1 cars look so stupidly skinny?

>>75703899
if they have enough time to spend at a polling station all day, they're probably over 60 man

you don't want to go there

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>>75702436

2008 spaceships have place in my heart desu

>>75703765

I love how people are always crying about how boring races are nowadays. It's almost a certain proof that they have only been watching for a few years and basically just watched compilations or dicksuck documentaries about the past and somehow think 99% of the races pre-2010 were somehow pure magic.

Races from the 80s were mostly boring, if not unprofessional. Senna and Prost rivalry has been hyped to astounding levels, it was basically a quali and start battle, they almost never even met each other on track aside from the Suzuka memes. 90's was VWL and SWL and McLarenwinslol. 2000s was fucking terrible for the most part.

A few great races in a season doesn't negate the fact that most of the others were either a progression or a race with no battle for the lead at all. People have seemingly become so spoiled that they expect every single lap of every single race to be a fierce battle for the lead with crazy overtakes all the time because the drivers are just that freaking epic amirite

There's really only been a few seasons where more than like 2 teams had a realistic chance of winning consistently, and most of those season were just 1 driver dominating hard.

>>75703899
No as you aren't allowed to take pictures inside the polling station (Well really the ballot paper).
They have signs on the way up reminding you that selfies are illegal.

are ultrasofts soft enough to be fleshlight material?

>>75703935

>go to jail
>"what you in for?"
>"t-taking a selfie"
>"hahahaha suck my dick"

>>75703955

I think that on temperature they are super sticky.

But wouldn't be better a dildo molded on Ricciardo's penis for you?

>>75703965
*
>End up in some godforsaken continent thousands of miles away with a million other swarthy convicts.

>>75703984
how about a mold of victorias neck chin

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>>75702436
GOAT car GOAT livery

>>75704003

Which of the two?

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https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/interviews/2017/5/the-secret-life-of-nico-hulkenberg.html

>I am not a big reader, but recently I have been reading a book about Donald Trump. It is good to have a little idea about the new American President.

What did he mean by this?

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>>75704073

>Q: You can invite three people to dinner, living or dead. Who do you invite?

>NH: Donald Trump, Usain Bolt and - to spice it up - Marilyn Monroe.

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>>75704073
probably another episode of "f1 reading"

>>75704101
Is he going to watch from a cupboard while Usain does her?

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>>75703917
2nd half of the 2000s are A E S T H E T I C as fuck
>When Honda wasnt utter shit

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>>75704073
bash the (anti)fash

>>75702586

Sure...my "white" friend.

Sure.

>>75704122

>that budget
>those results
>hiring the wrong Schumacher by accident
>>>Earth Car
>sometimes worse than Super Aguri

Yea they were shit

>>75704073
wew, I like him even more now. Absolutely based answers, cannot disagree with a single one.. except for this maybe:

>Q: What should everyone try once in their lifetime?

>NH: Probably going to the Bahamas? I haven’t been there, so it’s kind of goal for me.

Absolutely disgusting

>>75704234
maybe he shitposts here, and just wants to kill the riccposter

>>75704206
They managed to finish their races back then

>>75704234
>Probably going to the Bahamas?
why?

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>>75704272

>>75703917
I am not a fan of that year, more because the wrong driver won though

>>75704206
Toyota bought the wrong Schuhmacher not Honda

Also, at least they got regular Podiums

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>>75702436

>>75704350

oh yea lol

japs are just shit

except based kobayashi

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Can we go back to having cars with front wings that don't look like gillete razor blades please thanks.

>>75702803
>preservation of whites and their cultures.

Yes, but whites have been programmed to believe that preserving your culture and homeland is "racist".

That's why they'll go the way of the "native" Americans if they don't pull their heads out of their asses.

>>75704657
for me, if anything needs to be regulated out it is diffusers and rear wings that intentionally fuck up the airflow to the trailing car. I don't know how they could do it and going to a spec option wouldn't sit well with me, so I'm just dreaming of something that probably isn't possible.

>>75699991
Alright i that gave me a hearty chuckle

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>the state of /f1/ between Grand Prixs

welp, see you on the 12th lads

>>75704579
I just like the late 80s indycar engine covers, the right amount of thicc combined with sleek curves

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>>75705210
>Fernando_punches_Bahamasposter.gif

>>75704657

If there's something I'd like to keep of last 7 years cars that's the front wing

>>75705500
>. The article was fluff and devoid of any science or critical thought
Just like your post