finnish golden generation -painos
>>75699936
Duthin Brown's wife probably beats him up in a fight lol
Pens are the good guys and will repeat senpaitachi
crosgod will rise again mark these dubs
>>75699959
what the fuck
how come finn threads are so shit?
no scores from tonight's game or tomorrow's games
what the fuck
no player updates or around the league updates either
>>75699966
that counts
>>75699949
is that teemu pulkkinen
desu
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
Sweden
bulju has the biggest cock in the national league
>>75700000
nice
Matthews better than Laine AINEC
AINEC
>>75700000
/hoc/ BTFO
>>75700000
damn
Sweden
>>75700000
lol fucking finn fucks BTFO
>>75700000
>>75700002
>posted in the same second
>somehow sweden gets the quints
Another proof of 4chan finnaphobia.
>>75700023
lmfao nice one finnies
>>75700023
git good
>>75700020
How the fuck are you still here all these years later, holy fucking shit.
>>75700041
Same could be said about you faggit
>>75700000
Sweden is great but Swedish defencemen cost the oilers the game?????
>>75700130
Without them you wouldn't even have been in the playoffs. You would also have lost said game in regular time without them.
>>75700154
Good post
Hockey memes
Will Caps fans kill themselves please and thank you?
>Crosby returns for game 7 of the SCF
>plays less than 10 minutes in regulation
>scores in double or triple OT
>retires because his brain is mush
>>75700000
Finland eternally btfo
Slept one hour last night and I have a massive day of work ahead of me. And as soon as I get home (in 11 fucking hours) I get to cram for a final that I take tomorrow morning
>Oilers were up 2-0
>they lose
Am I describing game 4 or the series, only time will tell xDDD
>>75700487
based duggs blowing gaylers out the heck out
>>75700474
i have three days off and will do absolutely nothing but watch sports and drink beer
>>75700549
>drinking poison in the current year
For what purpose, anon?
>>75700549
same here brother, but replace beer with copious amounts of DPH and orange soda
Which team will relocate first?
>>75700000
YES
>>75700726
you're so stupid
>>75700814
Thank you
>>75700726
San Jose probably
nashville predators
tennessee
country music
mud wrasslin
backyard barbeques
roadkill
incest
mississippi river
blues music
stanley cup 17
Why are the caps so bad
>>75700726
relocate them to the AHL
>>75700000
excellent get
Best players in the league:
Crosby
Getzlaf
powergap
second powergap
third
McMeme
>>75700984
Not nice.
Tomorrow.
>>75701003
lets go
>>75700988
>McSecondary
>7 points
>not even close to a ppg
Fucking exposed hard
>Mcfaggot
>fewer points than DERICK BRASSARD
all of my keks
mcgaykid is playing in the poo-offs and getting swept by the ducks
meanwhile jesse "The Great one" puljujärvi is leading the nation of finland into another gold medal
>>75701051
>>75701051
the best timeline
>>75701061
>mcmeme and le no cup man both mediocre while every pens player dominates
who would have guessed
>pens hater getting btfo
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>75701078
>Guentzel 8 goals
>Getzlaf and Silfverberg 7 goals
>no cup man & McJustNotReady 4
This is really making me think, how about you?
>>75700988
Crosby isn't in the league anymore. Will put money that he's done for good
>>75701242
he's back this postseason. you're a stupid faggot that needs to leave
The scary thing Edmonton needs to worry about is that Kesler hasn't shown up yet.
>>75701340
He hasn't shown up all playoffs, don't think he will. Probably will when they face nashville since they don't have any real #1 line
>>75701242
how about you eat a bucket of shit instead if he returns
>>75700984
Wheres denmark?
>craps
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2017/05/04/oh-my-god-im-so-sick-of-hearing-that-the-caps-outshot-an-opponent-but-lost/?utm_term=.cfedd255d226
>Let’s ask Barry Trotz, after the Caps outshot the Penguins, 49-23, in a Game 3 loss last spring.
>“If you look at the number of chances, it was very high and very lopsided,” Trotz said. “We’ll continue. We feel good about where we went. The only thing I don’t like about it is the result.”
>Let’s ask Evgeny Kuznetsov, after the Caps outshot the Penguins, 35-19, in a Game 1 loss.
>“Keep doing the same thing, stay with the plan and pucks will go in the net for sure,” Kuznetsov said.
>I dunno, let’s ask Mike Knuble, after the Caps outshot the Canadiens, 54-22, in a 2010 Game 6 loss.
(Yes, we’re really doing this. You can leave now if you’d prefer.)
>“The key for us is we want to go with the same pressure that we had tonight and try to keep them on their heels,” Knuble said then. “Obviously, we want to convert a couple, but we’re going to keep going with that same pressure. There can’t be any frustration in our game. No matter what’s happened with the power play, we did a lot of good things on it and it’ll pay off and we all believe that. We keep getting pucks on net, it’s going to pay off and we all believe that. And we know we’ve scored a lot of goals and we know how goals are scored.”
>“You can see how we play,” Alex Ovechkin said after the same game. “I think we play great. We just didn’t score. We just have to find a way to score more goals.”
>>75701364
>>75701101
Guentzel is an Orlovbabby
>>75701358
He did some things in the flames series. But this series he just disappeared. As for Perry,he's just being carried along for loyalty.
>“We couldn’t get a bounce, even,” Mike Green said after the Game 7 loss in 2010. “We couldn’t get one bounce. Sometimes you need those bounces and those shots to go in. It creates more emotion, motivation.”
>“If we play our game, it’s going to go our way sooner or later,” Braden Holtby said after last year’s Game 5 loss to the Flyers, when Washington had 18 billion more shots than Philadelphia but still lost. “The last two games, we just haven’t gotten any lucky bounces and haven’t had any luck go our way.”
>“A couple lucky bounces,” Marcus Johansson said, after last year’s Game 3 loss to the Penguins.
>It was just bad bounce,” Dmitry Orlov said Wednesday night, after kicking in an own goal.
>>75701441
eh Perry looked dominant to me last night with Getzlaf, he only sucked when he was forced to play with garbage like Vermette who is a 5th line center at this point, only good for winning faceoffs and nothing else. Perry had the same # of shots as last year even playing with trash, just unlucky.
>>75701457
>eh
faggot
>>75701459
>mad at a speech utterance used since the 14th century
kill yourself
>>75701490
you are a massive faggot
>1 game today
someone will pay
>>75700002
Seems like national team isn't stamping his tournament passport at least for first matches.
http://yle.fi/urheilu/3-9594697
Seems like Oilels worked their magic in busing him in just one season.
Reminder that Finland doesnt exist. Its actually East Sweden
Reminder that the United States of America does not exist. Its actually Lower Canada
>>75701508
God damn what the fug is wrong with that organization.
Im baffled
>>75701539
Great post
>>75701558
Boilers are a cancer on the league, should be relegated
>>75701575
where did mcdavid touch you anon
show me on the doll
>>75701397
we don't speak of continentals
>>75700984
Hey! Feeling left out :(
>>75701508
https://svenska.yle.fi/artikel/2017/05/04/petad-och-besviken-puljujarvi-kan-inte-gora-nagot
>”Enligt mig pratade vi om att jag skulle få en roll i någon kedja”, säger Puljujärvi.
JUST
>>75701588
Right about there, he actually didn't touch me but set up a secondary assist for some other player that did
>>75701508
>>75701614
Finland relegation round when?
>>75701508
>*licks upper lip*
can this bust finally be put to rest?
benched by both oilers and national team. what a scrub
>>75701508
"""""Golden generation"""""""
>>75701705
Golden generation facing its biggest hurdle so far.
Edmonton Oilers
>>75701705
He made one mistake common for Canadians, he went to Deadmonton to die.
>>75701728
>>75701749
Reminder that Laine wants to play for Edmonton too
>>75701760
No one wants to play for deadmonton, not even Canadians
>coilers
>nugget-hopkins
(figuritavely)Almost killed myself after pulju got drafted by edmonton.
Nowadays i wish i had done it
>>75701792
>le choke in game 7 man
>>75701429
>>75701799
>le won't even reach game 7 boy
>>75701799
Good thing they're winning in 6 then
>>75701807
What did you mean by this?
>>75701798
Could be worse, you could be cheering for the same team as Ted from Akron
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75701831
Before the season I was sure I'd start cheering for Buljus new team.
I guess oilers were the exception.
FUCK EDMONTON AND FUCK MCLELLAN FIRE HIM
>>75701846
Pulju is a bust
>>75701846
Can't blame you, it's impossible to stomach the coilers let alone cheer for them
>>75701853
You wont say that to my face.
>bad guys
pongs
oils
>good guys
snes
rags
craps
ducks
preds
>>75701878
Sweden with another excellent on point post
>>75701878
>rags
>good guys
this timeline isn't right
>>75701871
I would if I could. Here's a simulation of how that scenario would play out.
>>75701878
>pongs
>not underdog cinderella story
I expect better posts from you Henrik
>>75701900
>shamelessly proxying as a finn
typical
>>75701878
Preds are bad guys because they fluked their way into the second round and eliminated a proper good team.
>>75701934
>reddithawks fans are still this buttblasted
>>75701911
>last years winners and a team that got 100+ points in regular season are underdogs
>>75701928
this guy >>75701853 is not me
How is it possible to be as terrible as the Craps?
They're literally playing a broken team, and still being outplayed
Over 50 wins in the regular season and they went OT the majority of the games against a bunch of rookies too
That 'President Trophy' meme is strong
>>75701988
they're the Pens bitch
always have been, always will be
>>75701967
>a team missing half its top players
>playing the presidents cup winner
>not underdogs
>>75702018
No one with two brain cells to rub together thought the craps were making it out of the second round. Hell, I picked them to lose to the laffs and I was almost right.
Your time is almost up Canada.
In 28 hours you are going to be completely embarassed by the good guys. You can still leave the tournament.
>>75702026
95% of nhl analysts predicted a Shitcago v Craps scf. So yea, you're wrong faggot.
holy shit our team looks like absolute shit this year. hope lehterä comes over once the poos get eliminated
>>75702040
Easy there, tiger
>>75702053
>No one with two brain cells to rub together
NHL analysts are fucking retards, they literally pick the craps to win every fucking year and they're always wrong. NBC and ESPN pay these "experts" less than I make as a manager at McDonald's
>>75702053
ESPN ""Analysts"" doesn't count
They literally pick their winners by twitter followers
>Jake Guentzel has recorded 8 goals in his first 9 NHL playoff games
>He trails only Gretzky (9) Lemieux(11) and Richard (12)
Ummm....
>>75702104
>tfw Mathews/Eichel/ Guentzel will dominate world competition for the next 20 years
Feels good
>>75702066
>>75702081
Then why don't you guys have jobs as analysts if you're hockey knowledge is so extensive? Don't bother responding, I know you're both about to sperg out like faggots.
>>75702124
>Eichel
kek'd anon, good one
>>75702057
You have Antti Pihlström. That's guaranteed semi final spot.
>>75702104
>literal who Crosby NPC
Someone in a wheelchair playing on those lines could score that many goals against the Teds and craps
>>75702125
I don't claim the be an in-depth expert as they do
Simple as that really
..However, maybe I should become one
>>75702125
>appeal to authority
>hahaha why don't you do it they're always right even with an extensive track record of being wrong
Pongs fans are fucking annoying, why do you want to be underdogs so bad? No one is going to like your bandwagon fanbase or team more.
>>75702057
Gonna need you to eliminate russia in quarter final so we can win.
>>75702148
>addresses sperging out
>proceeds to sperg out
Not even a Pongs fan kiddo, you're just a fucking idiot.
>>75700984
cute
>>75702166
So I'm an idiot for pointing out the "experts" are wrong, which is already a proven fact. You're the moron, you don't even have an argument.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShawnMcKenzieSN/status/860142067674165249
So long, craps.
>>75702174
this was so obvious
love how the media skews the reality of the situation so much people buy into the delusion
>>75702174
>mobile.twitter
>>75702174
>mobile.twitter
>>75702174
>turns out Crosby was faking
are we supposed to be surprised ?
>>75702193
mandatory concussion protocol is "faking"
will haters ever stop hating?
>>75702178
>>75702193
Next level diving, truly the greatest
>>75702173
That's like pointing out a fucking meteorologist is wrong. It's pointless, much like your argument. You don't have a leg to stand on.
>"So this summer Capitals will have the following free agents:
>UFA: Kevin Shattenkirk, Karl Alzner, Justin Williams, Tj Oshie, Daniel winnik, and tom Gilbert (he's buried in AHL so he obviously goes)
>RFA: kuznetsov, burakovsky, Connolly, and defenders Nate Schmidt (he's been having a wicked playoffs) and dimitry orlov"
Very different caps team next year
Will Ovi leave?
>>75702235
>Gave up a ton for shatty, and they don't even make it deep.
>shootout Oshie leaving
Craps are fucked.
ping canadians
what is homo milk?
>>75702235
Oshie should leave. He's the only guy that tries on that 1st line. He'd be good on a team like Nashville/Rags/Wild
>>75702193
Resting for the real test
>>75702252
milk with 3% milk fat (MF)
>>75702235
>caps will invest all their money in Kuznetsov
How much you think theyll give him? 7 years 9millon AAV? Ovi + Kuz is gonna be worse than Kane + Toews since Washington has little to no draft picks left
Goaltender Interference Rules
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' an interference like that.
1a. Interference is when you
1b. Okay well listen. An interference is when you interfere the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The skater is not allowed to do a block to the, uh, goalie, that prohibits the goalie from doing, you know, just trying to save the puck. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the skater is in the offensive zone, he can't be over here and say to the goalie, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna block your view! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to make a goal and then don't leave the crease, you have to still leave the crease. You cannot not avoid the goaltender. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, skating motion out of the crease, and then, until you just leave it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have your stick up here, like this, but then there's the interference you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Interference hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. An interference is when the skater makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the goalie and the crease...
2) Do not do an interference please.
>>75702269
Gotta get through the rags first.
>>75702174
Holy shit. He'll unironically be back soon. wow
Does binland have holidays?
>>75702174
>>75702193
"People", using the term loosely of course because I'm referring to yinzers, actually fell for another mainstream media witchhunt
Reminder to fuck like a Finn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADzFiEp6pQ
>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
>>75702379
Will Ovechkin be /literallyInconsolible/ after tomorrow night?
>>75702288
God that'd be horrible for them
But they're bound to, as he's very likely to ask for a big contract
5 - 7 yrs 8,5 - 9,5 AAV
Godzlaf has been awaken
Oilshits are done
>>75702414
based
>>75702369
>69
ayyy lmao :DDDD
>>75702414
if getzlaf is a literal incarnation of god
why doesnt he fix that hairline of his?
dubs selects my new team
>>75702465
poo jersey devlols
>>75702462
>>75702417
>>75702414
>>75702465
you fisting your own ass
>>75702465
Winnipeg Jets
>>75700466
How legendary would that be actually?
>leads team to first back2back in salary cap era
>gets taken out mid playoffs by one of their most hated rivals
>team perseveres and wins for him
>comes back, scores double OT winner in g7, announces retirement shortly after celebration parade
I'd get chills desu
>>75702465
Chicago Reddithawks
>>75702465
rerolling for this
>>75702493
>>75702477
is that code for vanpooper
>>75702465
Dallas stars
>>75702477
>>75702499
dude
>>75702465
Tampa bay lightning
>>75702465
Les Réddithawks de Chicago
>>75702465
FLYERS (ARE ELITE)
>>75702465
Las Vegas White Trashes
>>75702465
Vegas golden knights
>>75702465
Vancouver Canucks
stop trying to get dubs, they're mine and I got them you stupid faggots.
>>75702465
Les Canucks de Vancouvre
>tfw accidentally started talking hockey with a jew on twitter
>he's an oilers fan
>>75702465
Les Senateurs d'Ottawa
>>75702555
Trips it doesn't count.
>>75702555
Trips trump dubs
>>75702465
Ottawa Senators
fuck off sweden
>>75702562
it does count.
dubs are a subset of trips
>>75702580
bad post
>>75700848
conn smythe winner pegga rinne
bulju
>>75702627
for me its
>>75702475
Do the Ducks and Pens have a broship or no? Been gone a few days.
>>75702649
fuck off faggot
>>75702655
thats incredibly rude and disrespectful
>>75702649
Kinda
>>75702664
fuck off faggot
>>75702649
maybe faggot teams named after birds broship
Miro heiskanen will be the best player of this draft.
>>75702674
Fuck off faggot
>>75702674
eat my fuck Deepak
>>75702026
Its hilarious because you would think the capitals history of failure against Pitt in the playoffs and their history of not making it past the second round would make them underdogs but they were actually favored to win this series
>>75702694
>Pitt
no
>>75702141
>scored without Crosby last night
Crosby is a AHL rookies baby
>>75702679
post credentials
>>75702694
Pitt is a university get it right or pay the price
>>75702146
>I should become one
>caps past the second round
Nah stick to your day job
>>75702694
just say da 'burgh
>thought it was bloos elimination day
>isn't til tomorrow
WTF BUTTMAN
>>75702174
You'd have to be retarded to think crosby would miss more than one game. The hit wasn't even that bad, history of concussions or no
>>75701495
>rags
Puljujarvi:
Can't crack Oilers roster
Can't crack Oilers black aces roster
Can't crack Finland's World Championships roster
>>75702193
>get put through mandatory concussion protocol so he doesn't end up a suicidal maniac later on in life
>UGHHH OH MY GOD CAN THIS PUSSY STOP FAKING?
Fucking off yourself Jesus christ
>>75702760
you should know better than to read leaf posts or reply to leafs m7
>>75702751
You:
Can't crack a pussy
>>75702702
>>75702712
>>75702720
Yeah my bad sorry I dont live in that shit hole kek
>>75702785
good, fuck off we're full
Unban me you jerks. I have memeing and internet arguments that need doing.
>>75702405
They should trade him. Same for ovi, holtby, backy, carlson, niskanen, etc etc.
>>75702798
Any city can look good if you heavily photoshop it and show it from above, it's when you walk around and see nothing but niggers and trash on the ground that you see it for what it really is like
dont bully pulju
>>75702823
Lel it's not 1916 anymore the city is clean and maintained by robots built at CMU.
>>75702798
>that
>full
Maybe for a flyover lmao
>>75702854
will you shut the fuck up you dumb faggot
>>75702860
>being proud of a city full of stinky smelly beaners
ill never understand americans
>>75702871
californians aren't american
>>75702860
>being proud of living in an overcrowded, overpriced spichole
Wew top cuck lad
>>75702864
>being this mad at a collection of boroughs
Who the fuck wants to live in a city anymore, they're literally all full of colored people and crime(redundant, I know) and you have to pay some kike for the privilege of being potentially mugged or killed.
>>75702878
you're right, they voted shillary so obviously they have brains in their heads
>>75702893
I live in Pittsburgh, you're just the dumbest faggot that gets into an argument about the city every fucking time. someone says one thing about pittsburgh and you go on a rant about the city like a dumb fucking faggot
>>75702930
FRIGGIN
>>75702943
>laff
>>75702906
u seem mad
will Jerome Iginla make the hall of fame?
>>75703040
over recchi's cold dead body
>>75703080
>implying Trudeau won't personally induct him as a diversity hire
Pittsburgh is actually a p. nice city tbqhwyfam.
>>75703121
>their weed is dirt
you must be 18 years or older to post here
>>75702896
Is this hockey related? Shouldn't you be shitposting in your /pol/ hugbox? Or maybe paying attention is algebra class?
>>75703138
Good thing I'm 24 then eh? Tell me how much of an adult you are because you willingly drink poison to get fucked up
>>75703149
>picking this post out of everything that was offtopic
Shitskin detected
>>75703135
It is but yinzers are not nice and are very mean to Holtby
>>75703152
stupid faggot
>>75703167
Yeah good argument dude. Let me know when your kidneys fail
>>75703161
What the fuck is a yinzer?
>>75703121
>their Mexican food is fake
>implying the difference matters when you're unable to get off the loo from explosive shits
>tfw u want to start /iihf/ but it doesnt start until tomorrow
>>75703161
What, because they chant his name? I mean, everybody does that.
>>75703176
back to mowing the lawn
>>75703167
>calls someone underage
>only retort is stupid faggot
get off your phone and pay attention in class, wesley
>this one ass blasted yinzer ruining the thread
Fuck off
Almost positive you were here last year being a faggot as well. Probably a hand egg fan first and foremost. Go back to your containment thread and talk about the steelers
>>75703191
I make +$20 dollars an hour sitting around watching Netflix and delivering weed, how mad does that make you?
Not including tips :^)
>>75703197
>faggot talks about DUDE WEED
>make fun of him
>hurrrrr you drink poison!!!
so now I can't call a projecting faggot a stupid faggot? fuck off cuck
>>75703178
Pittsburgh residents who use the local dialect of American English. The word for "you guys or y'all" is "yinz"
No one really speaks that way anymore except your grandma or aunts and uncles
>>75703215
DUDE WEED was legalized and goes on sale officially in 2018, you're going to have no future career prospects and will just be a worthless drug addict
>>75703215
so you're poor? not mad at all
Capitals window will be closing quick if they lose right?
>>75703186
>tfw put money on nylander scoring most points and hope finland does like shit
>>75703227
You actually have no idea what you're talking about lmao.
>>75703227
sounds like he works for a dispensary or something delivering weed
>>75703257
yo keep making that $20 an hour of bank bro!
Why are Americans so obsessed with money? Is it a Jewish thing?
>>75703231
I'm guessing you make over 100k a year with your college degree shit posting on 4chan?
>>75703242
lel
french police just raided belaruse's team for doping
they found nothing
>>75703282
source: http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/hockey/a/1lXOW/razzia-mot-vitryssland-infor-hockey-vm
http://www.is.fi/mmkiekko/art-2000005197049.html
>>75703265
post paystub or I'm assuming you make minimum wage at hardee's
>>75703280
$200k actually with my math degree
First to find the fault in this pic is a good boy
>>75703275
Average american is pretty poor so money is on their minds all the time. Compared to us and other nordic countries for example. The money is natural thing for us we just have it.
You guys are fags lol
>>75703309
it's written in gibberish
>>75703298
Good for you dude, I suck at math so I dont have that option.
>>75703315
Wrong
>>75703309
you need to have icetime to be considered for the scoring race
/our guy/ bulju will play
your joke isnt funny
>>75703309
also
>Nylander: 16.00
>Marner: 81.00
>>75703348
It is well known in sophisticated circles that Marner is a Nylander/Matthews babby
>>75703346
Wrong
And I'm not making a joke. There is an actual fault in there
>>75703359
Indeed it is
retards fuck off
>>75703298
>math degree
lol, I mean do what you love
making women everywhere wet with that math degree, panties just soaking because of you mr math skillz, and also the upmost respect of your peers. DUDE MATH LMAO
I'll stick with my microbiology degree that actually has real world applications.
Cosby skating, Cosby skating
thx Jesus
>>75703372
it's time to stop posting
>>75703372
>microbiology degree
enjoy packing my groceries faggot
>>75703374
>mfw he dies from CTE after he gets tapped on the head next game
>>75703309
Don't know but I put money on both Nylander and Gusev with way higher odds.
You're all fucking losers, now shut the fuck up and talk about hockey
>>75703400
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>75703398
I haven't changed anything in the picture. The odds are whatever bet365 set them to
if i start /iihf/, will you come post there or will it die before the matches tomorrow?
>>75703410
Better
>>75703431
this general is /hoc/ not /nhl/
>>75703437
>this general is /hoc/ not /nhl/
>>75703431
It'll just be you and a bunch of Finns and probably the Slovak shitter
>>75703446
nice
>>75703443
go create your ghost thread swedtard
if you make /ifhff/ i will PERSONALLY come over and completely shit it up you yuroniggers
you post in /hoc/ this is wher hockey is discussed
>Craps thought they could kill Crosgod and make past the 2nd round
>>75703469
>this is wher hockey is discussed
>only one game tonight
>rags
what did bettman mean by this?
>>75703469
let them do it, IIHF is garbage and it serves as a containment zone for Swedes, Finns, and miscellaneous Europeans since they are the only ones who take that meme tournament seriously.
>>75703481
>kill Bhil Cosby
>don't make it past 2nd round
>Aho-Filppula-M.Aaltonen
>Savinainen-Pihlström-Rantanen
>Pyörälä-Kemppainen-J.Aaltonen
>Osala-Lajunen-Hännikäinen
>>75703497
no FUCK OFF hockey discussion STAYS IN /HOC/ YOU FOLLOW THE RULES
i will kill any /iihgn/ the fucking second its made
>>75703483
pretty soon down to one game a night, then one game every two nights, then no games. We have past peek hokkei
>>75703309
>not a single one of you is a good boy
Not even surprised tbf. You're all a bunch of plebians
>Victor Rask
>Finland
>milds best line died
>Scandella had surgery and still was their best D
>Suter will never admit he was injured
>I'll never touch Danielle Surgeon
>Kaprizov cut from team Russia
Having some mixed feelings about all this
>>75703512
do you REALLY want Random French guys posting, "hey hockey is kinda cool. When can we we improve at it?"
Then the rest is just Sweden and Finland pretending its relevant.
Idk how new you are to this cycle, but the IIHF time of year is always pretty retarded/casual.
Why did Vegas name its team the Golden knights ? Does it sound faggy ?or will it sound sick later as they grown on the NHL ?
>>75703558
It's stupid
>>75703558
well, its better than "Las Vegas Golden Phukbois"
>>75703506
desu funny because the last time we had a team this shitty we went to the finals
>>75702896
I live in downtown Portland and it's incredibly safe. I've wandered around at night for years and the only issue I ever had was some guy on drugs following me until his friend told him to stop.
>>75703512
hello /hoc/-janny
how has your day been?
>>75703469
Autism
>>75703506
what does it mean actually?
>>75703558
The "golden" is the worst naming sense I've ever seen, "Las Vegas Knights" would still be shitty, but at least not as shitty.
>>75703558
Well their other choice was Desert Knights which is literally a gay porn production company.
>>75703558
there is a team in the league called "The Canadians" and another team "The Maple Leafs"
NHL isn't really known for great names.
Only a few teams named their team appropriately.
>Rags
Lightning
Coyotes
Avalanche
Oilers
Devils
Thats it, in the whole league. The rest are mediocre/stupid
>>75703595
they will ineviatbly meme themselves to gold medal while we with all our stars will get eliminated in quarterfinal or some gay shit like that
>>75703597
Probably will be removed like "mighty" ducks
>>75703600
Desert Rats would have been good
>>75703161
>cheer for Holtby all game
>mean
>>75703609
only if they agree to pay the london knights royalties
which is why they went with an adjective in the first place
>>75703609
the mighty was only removed cause of disney jews though
>>75703558
The owner picked the name because he went to the United States Military Academy. It's the most uncreative name in the NHL since the Hongcover Cantpucks
>>75703622
you're an idiot
>>75703632
care to elaborate naysayer?
>>75703622
>>75703623
I sense a pattern here
>>75703611
I proposed Las Vegas Heatstrokes but was rejected
>>75699970
Hey a fin saved us last night, well a fin and getzlaf
>>75703605
Let's be fair, those names are fucking horrible and the same goes for any murican sports team ever. Literally no idea what runs through your fat brains.
>>75703481
>caps thought they could make it past the second round
Thats where they fucked up
>>75703641
>Silfverberg is a Finn
>>75703641
>giving a trip (You)s
You're only making it worse for the rest of us
>>Silfverberg is a Finn
My bad...fugged that right up
>>75703647
Rangers and Oilers are unironically good names imopinion
>>75703647
no, you are just a retarded foreigner who doesn't understand them because you dont know anything and why they all make sense.
>>75703661
Dude...
>>75703652
Sorry about that swede bro pls gib more silfs and rakells to us
>>75703676
Go ahead and explain why they make sense. I äm waiting
>>75703647
>let us name our team jokers cause no matter what league we play in we'll be laughing stocks
Who do you want your team to pick up in the Caps fire sale this summer?
>>75703647
Even SHL started using american team names
>Fröluna Indians.
>>75703647
>>75703685
Most of them are really self-explanatory.
Lightning: Tampa Bay has ample amounts of thunderstorms and lightning, more than anywhere else in the country.
Coyotes: Known inhabitants of deserts
Avalanche: Colorado has the highest altitude in the country
Oilers: Canadian oil capital
Devils: Actually dunno about this one, same with rags
>>75703662
they are all good names for their location.
>Devils
Named after the old folklore of the "New Jersey Devil"
>Coyotes
Arizona is famous for its coyotes and even the Wily Coyote cartoon was set there.
>Lightning
Tampa Bay has the most lightning/thunder storms, or at least claims they do.
>Avalanche
Colorado is famous for its mountains, and has had real avalanches before.
Maybe you could add "Red Wings" to the good names list but thats just a FUCKING SHOE, and it started in Minnesota anyway.
>>75703707
>Växjö Lakers
tbqh though, no one calls them Frölunda Indians. It's Frölunda and everybody knows who it is.
>>75703707
>>75703719
>Djurgården Fudgepackers
>>75703719
Still a shit name though.
>göteborsk indian
>>75703676
>oy vey schlomo i just bought a team from houston because that's how it works, what should we call it
why goldberg, that's the space place, rockets?
>already in use
astros?
>perfect, the fat fucks will love it and defend it on internet because they're fucking stupid
>>75703710
The Devils are named after the legend of the New Jersey Devil, some crypto-animal like Sasquatch or the Loch Ness Monster. The Predators are named after a Saber-toothed Tiger found that was found in downtown Nashville.
>>75703731
desu, Göteborg had contact with Indians back in the day via Ostindiska Kompaniet
>>75703707
Delete this much offense
t. Prairie Nigger
>>75703743
New Jersey Mob Corpses doesn't have a good ring
>>75703718
>americans literally unironically think that naming the team after the first thing that comes to mind is a good thing
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>75703754
Växjö is conected to a lake
>>75703767
>finns moving goal posts this hard
a little more and maybe Laine would stop putting it in his own net
>>75703605
penguinos are good.
i think there used to be panthers in florida before da whyte mayne came and made them go extinct.
hurricanes make sense
islanders make sense
teams that don't make sense:
predators
stars
wild
blue jackets
flames
sabres should go back to this logo
>>75703771
Växjö = Väck sjö
no need for idiot laker name
>>75703767
which is ironic since the first thing i think of when finland comes to mind is a court room jester making a fool of himself amusement
>>75703605
How are penguins not an appropriately named hockey team
>>75703787
planty of panthers still in Fla; also cougars oh yeah
>>75703800
i think of A FUCKING AXE and Fennoswede HIFK
>>75703787
>stars doesn't make sense
>Ione star state
>the stars at night shine big and bright deep in the heart of Texas
>>75703771
>Växjö
As väck as the people living there
>>75703787
Penguins are the team that makes the least sense
>>75703788
>implying a lot of people aren't too dumb to get that
>>75703787
>blue jackets
Ohio was a large source of union soldiers in the Civil War?
>>75703710
>rags
came from the original owners name was like randy or some shit, so their nickname started out being randy's rangers. something like that
>>75703821
nice joke
>>75703767
>says the European who names his team after that first thing that comes to his mind, the city
Wow dude how creative!
>>75703831
not the largest, and no big battles happened there. it's like hey we were kind of important in the civil war, sure other places were a bigger deal but let's name our hockey team after it because ohio has nothing else
>>75703821
True post
Predators would make sense if Kane played there.
>>75703829
Because there's no penguins in america? Thats the only argument
So predictions for what happens to the team when Caps get swept in 5"?
>>75703829
They used to play in an igloo
>>75703787
how do the Penguins make sense for fucking Pittsburgh? relocate the team to Alaska and maybe you'll have something.
Yeah, the panther bit is true. However I still dont like the name (or the team's existence)
>stars
well they are the Minnesota North Stars franchise, thats why. However I dont like it either.
>>75703738
>his league has jew ads printed over the entire uniform
>cant even purchase a jersey without advertising for every corporation in his country
>he will defend that
Europeans sure are hilarious, and retarded.
No one is more jewed than Eurosports.
>>75703861
>The Columbus Unemployed Factory Workers
>>75703856
>>75703862
thanks, i know my swedes xDDDDD .DD
>>75703890
actually, doesn't matter what they do; they are getting broken up due to Uncle Gary's salary crap even if they obtain the Chalice
>>75703881
yeah but hockey is played on ice, it makes sense to have a mascot that lives on ice
>>75703894
>alaska
>penguins
>>75703894
Team names dont have to directly correlate to where they are located. Cause there's totally pirates in Pittsburgh
>>75703907
Well yeah, ofcourse. Considering the UFA's. Should they just trade all their star players for picks and prospects? I'd like to think this would be best for the org. And get some FUCKIN Canadians. Only then Bettman will allow WSH to win the cup.
>>75703925
they mean like bittorrents
>>75703919
I know it does, which is why I'm arguing that the penguins name is a good one
Penguins in real life would literally out skate people posting on /hoc/
>>75703896
ohio actually has the most astronauts of any state. so maybe ohio can pick a space related mascot and stop being retarded
>>75703925
that may be true, however a good name should have local relevance.
Otherwise you end up with
>The Calgary Flames
Do you really want that?
Pittsburgh Steelers are the only properly named team they have. And coincidentally one of the best sports team's names in general.
>>75703685
>Twins named after the twin cities
>Lakers named after being the land of 10,000 lakes
>North Stars because it has the northern most point in the lower 48
>Vikings is pretty meme but there were a lot of Scandinavian immigrants there
>Lynx and Wolves are both endemic to the state
>>75703957
But their name does have a tie to the sport of ICE hockey itself though.
crosby homo gay who thinks he hot shit but aint shit
go caps
>>75703978
>Bruins because most bears are racist
>>75703957
Pirates got their name because in the early days of the National League they kept taking opposing teams best players like a bunch of filthy pirates. So they took the name for themselves.
>>75703979
I'll let it slide.
Ok, the Pittsburgh Penguins are acceptable, but not good.
>>75703988
Very informative post
>>75703988
dubs confirm
>>75704018
I'll take it
>crapitals
Pathetic
>best logo
>most relevant name
how could they let this team fail
>>75703991
I'd hate the Chinese too if I was a bear. Fucking meme medicine.
Great /teamname/ general /hoc/
>>75704062
I have never realized that the blue part is a fin tbf
>>75704062
>hartford is less than 30% white
I wonder why hockey failed there
>>75704062
Whalers have done a large amount of destruction to the Galapagos Islands. I wish they had all died of scurvy.
>>75704083
>NYR MEMES
>>75703894
>>his league has jew ads printed over the entire uniform
We don't actually have jews. Teams have ads from local companies.
>>75704071
what else is there to talk about?
There is one game today and the >Rags are going to win it. They should have swept this shitty ass Snes team.
>>75704079
>>75704100
whalers have done a large amount of destruction to your anus
>>75704092
Isn't Detroit like 5% white at this point
>>75704139
and yet its still whiter than your dad
>>75704128
Quality post mate. I have no idea why you would think that but have a (You) on the house.
>>75704139
its slowly trending the other way now because of hipsters and Chinese investor predators buying up cheap places.
Sometimes I think the government wants to push people into being hipster so they can go fix neighborhoods that got broken by niggers.
Its seems to be a plausible theory. If you observe the trends.
>>75703946
isnt their mascot an alium?
why didn't the bad teams draft Guentzel? don't they want to be good?
hi
Ryan Getzlaf is LITERALLY the best player in the league, he solo'd the entire coilers team last night. McWho?
>>75704433
>no ice bears
dropped
>>75704433
These all look like high school team which stole the names of professional organizations
>>75704433
wait a second
where is kärpät
Are flames fans really this angry?
>>75704433
Redpill me on KAC
>>75704429
Dunno. He was pretty good in highschool but it's not hard to be a private school babby. His dad is an elite hockey mind but his older brothers busted. The NHL draft is a crapshoot.
>>75704472
they were shit last season
>>75704477
euro hockey is best hockey [spoiler]not really[/spoiler]
>>75704488
not qualified
>>75704508
Klagenfurt, qualified by getting to the austrian final
>>75704503
There aren't any flims fans here. Even scooter left. They all post on their own website and its generally filled with tears and delusion.
>le throw puck at net from blueline and pray for a fluke tip maymay xDDD
is their a more reddit way to score "goals?" no wonder thats the only way the predditors can score. shit team going to get swept by ducks
Sweden
HV71 Jonkoping - champion, regular season 2nd place
Vaxjo Lakers - regular season 1st place
Brynas Gavle - finalist
Frolunda Gothenburg - CHL champion, semi-finalist
Malmo Redhawks - semi-finalist
Finland
Tappara Tampere - champion, regular season 1st place
TPS Turku - regular season 2nd place
KalPa Kuopio - finalist
JYP Jyvaskyla - semi-finalist
IFK Helsinki - semi-finalist
Czech Republic
Kometa Brno - champion
Bili Tygri Liberec - regular season 1st place, finalist
Ocelari Trinec - regular season 2nd place
Mountfield Hradec Kralove - semi-finalist
Switzerland
SC Bern - champion, regular season 1st place
ZSC Lions Zurich - regular season 2nd place
EV Zug - finalist
HC Davos - semi-finalist
Germany
Red Bull Munich - champion, regular season 1st place
Adler Mannheim - regular season 2nd place
Grizzlys Wolfsburg - finalist
Austria
Vienna Capitals - champion, regular season 1st place
Red Bull Salzburg - regular season 2nd place
KAC Klagenfurt - finalist
HC ‘05 Banska Bystrica - Slovak champion
Stavanger Oilers - Norwegian champion
Gap Rapaces - French champion
Neman Grodno - Belarusian champion
Esbjerg Energy - Danish champion
Cardiff Devils - British champion
Comarch Cracovia - Polish champion
Nottingham Panthers - Continental Cup champion
>>75704671
Fantastic post
>KÄRPÄT
>>75704706
thank you
>>75704719
>mad
>at the only modern dynasty
Its been awhile since I got a (You) that wasn't rude or hateful. Any chance I could get some charity?
>>75704776
>subway
it belongs on the ground
>>75704671
>Red Bull München
who here /lifelong/ consumer?
literally just bought a 4 pack
>>75704850
It's too expensive
>>75704850
>not supporting Red Bull Salzburg
casual
>>75704896
>there will never be a PowerKing HC or Euroshopper HT
>>75704903
>not Rasen Ballsport Leipzig
>>75704652
>bloos fan
>>75704974
/lifelong/ since 2015 reporting
>>75705006
Respect
For me it's Forsberg
>>75704747
I love carpet. I even have some in my house.
>>75704903
löwen du drecksack
>>75705051
wow, you must be the soul of the party.
>>75705131
Shut the fuck up, Greaser. No one likes you.
>>75705124
finns and swedes hang out in autism general >>>/vg/175701906
>>75705152
you bants are 4th class of elementary school tier, you fat fuck
>>75705124
>>75705167
Didnt realize /hoc/ has this bad of a taste in Video games.
>>75705212
>i don't rate your taste in vidya james
>>75705212
This is the only good video game.
>>75705296
>>75705296
That isn't Blades of Steel
>>75705167
But /gsg/ is autism general
>>75705364
NHL95 was the best. My first hoki vidya
>>75704495
oh shiiiiit
For me it was Kölzig in NHL 2001
>>75705396
I remember my older brother used to play some NHL game on Sega I think in the 90s online with some 3rd party device
>>75705396
For me it's NHL 94
>>75705495
sega saturn, probably.
>>75705396
the '94 had commentary. If i know the story correctly, this was the first time EA did commentary.
>>75705691
>the '94 had commentary
No
I fucking hate the rags so goddamn much. Look at what they do to lundqvist
>>75705734
it did, not in the way the 3D games had it, but it did, when the game was beginning.
rangos was the best team in NHL95
>>75705785
>finnish goaltenders all the way at the bottom
pekka rinne is about to get exposed any moment now
>>75705785
Lundqvist confirmed for deserving better and the best goalie of the playoffs
>>75705822
why do you forsake bobrovsky
>>75705841
his team forsook him
>>75705841
>5 games played
>.882
>3.88
vs.
>9 games played
>.936
>2.04
>>75705870
so we throw him to the gutter as well?
>>75705874
>>75705874
thank you
this confirms that bob could be better utilized by a more deserving team
>>75705877
no, we give him the Vezina
>>75705785
raanta also faces far less high danger shots than henrik.
>>75705921
Georges Vezina confirmed rolling in his grave
>>75705900
I'm sure he could.
It also confirms that Lundqvist would have been unstoppable on a good team
I FUCKING HATE THE DUCKS SO MUCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75705941
i think lundqvist is as happy as he could be in new york. his faggot pretty boy ass wouldn't want to be in a smaller market
>>75706005
Rude
fuck hockey fuck white people
>>75706005
>rags
>>75706103
go back to /mlb/
i live in dallas, i suffer here and there don't combine the two
>>75706080
Fuvk you man
>>75706005
>>75706201
>rags
>>75706212
please
Ok so Anaheim should throw this next game to avoid being up 3-2 right?
>>75706235
>rags
>>75706246
i know your doing this cause your a toronto fan but please stop
rape me in the fall like you always do
>>75706292
>rags
t. Someone else
>rags
>>75706440
>>75706465
at least i have the cowboys
killing this thread softly
>>75706627
>2 early
inb4 chimpout
>>75706627
Cmon sweden, you're supposed to be based not 3 post early
>>75706554
Fixded
>>75706677
and slowly
>>75704671
Who wins