Monaco lost TO THIS?!

fatSTRONK

They're versatile. Totally cleaned house even with a also-ran fire sale like Higuain. This is the most lethal team in the world.

He's fat. Look how does he run... LOL

viktor kassai would give a freekick for this..

dubs confirm

>>75699855

>>75699734
The diving instinct was too strong

>>75699734
APOLOGIZE

>>75699734
Slipuain

>>75700096
he forgot he's not at real madrid anymore

>>75699855
>>75700055
Wew

>>75699734
>Gerrarduain

>>75699734
It's funny because he is fat

>>75699734
>PSG is losing Ligue 1 against a team that lost against this

>>75699734
merdanazionale seething

>>75700789
that is funny

Higuain will finally enter the history books as the fattest player to ever score in a CL final

>>75700927
Is the fastest fattest player in history? He's surprisingly fast for a big man.

Strange that he finally scored two goals (godly passes from Alves on both occasions). Against Barcelona and before the goals in this game, you knew the attacks would end on Higuain, either for a goal kick, or on some occasions where he shat backwards, for a counter.

>>75701553
He just imagines he's running towards an Italian dinner

Higuain is the football version of Brano in apocalypse now

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>>75699734
Leave Higuain alone

>>75701553
You obviously never saw the great Jan Molby in his Liverpool days

>>75701553
Ronaldo was fast as fuck still when he had double the fat of Higuain. Fat doesn't seem to slow you down much if you gained the fat when you were already fast.

>>75701582
Ronaldo was still fast after becoming obese and having his knees broken twice, a [phenomenal] feat

>>75701610

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9a4A6zd28k

>>75701622
His max HP and SPEED stats probably fell 7 points after that run

>>75701610
he still had a good chunk of the speed it was just that stopping was harder on his knees since stopping a heavy object when it has all that momentum is harder.

Gerrard would be proud.

>>75701674
I am not sure about the condition of his menisci and knee ligaments, or the transfer of forces in-between the kinematics, but I feel that you're 100% right

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>>75700924

>>75701689
Great post, Sudan
Really makes u think

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The jump

>>75701864
>I'm still digesting that chicken dani, give it 20 minutes

>>75700055
>>75699855

based

>>75701864

Gravity 1-0 Piguain

>>75701864

Literal leadbelly.

>>75699734
I know noone will agree with me, becuase this way it doesn't make Higuain look funny/bad/low for this team.
But, the best player who ever stepped on the Champions League fields and ready to help Argentina reach a World Cup and giving Messi the actual GOAT title, Paulo Dybala, did a terrible pass there.

He knew Higuain was running, he could see it, and yet he still threw the ball where he did.

>>75701864
Ridicolous, it was like he was actively trying not to score this time, and it looked like Alves and a few other players called him out for it. Then he scored two anyway. Strange!

>>75702015
when it happened, most people in the match thread were saying the same thing. I agree, it wasn't a good pass
but the webbum isn't about that, it's about his piggy little run and the way he slips. you can blame dybala for the play breaking down but you can't blame him for higuain being a tub

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>>75702015
And what about the jump? Did Alves made a terrible pass too?

>>75702045
higuain is all torque. He can't jump or fast turn or quickly accelerate, but if he gets going he can't be stopped

>>75702015
Sorry but the pass is fine. Any more forward the CB in front of Piggy would've just intercepted. Piggy was unnaware (too much huffing and puffing) to see.

>>75702113
>or fast turn or quickly accelerate
He totally can.

Higuain is a big fat nerd!

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*BRRAAAAAPs your path*

This is the first time Hig has ever scored away from home in the UCL
KEK

>>75702223
Probably had some good food in the stadium this time

>>75702232
what do you think his post-game celebration buffet looked like?

>>75702223

Penaldo is not next to him running his chances anymore

>>75702244
25% of Juve squad's caloric intake

>Your only job is to get paid millions upon millions to streak up a field and score tap ins
>you can't help yourself from being fat

why

damn if I was given this kind of opportunity I would keep myself cut like a diamond

>>75702257

ruining*

Monaco didn't utilize their Bane

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is an zebra an athlete?

>>75702317
>s-stop bullying me leo i couldn't help miss those world cup final and copa america final goals because the crowd had food which distracted me

>>75701570
Kek

>>75701864
he's such a weird player

>>75702268
It's not even that hard to lose 3-4kg in a few weeks. If he's still fat at the time of the final and juve lose, I'd relegate him to the B team for the rest of his career.

>>75703324
You could just relegate him to the cafeteria and his career will end

>>75703479
not sure theyd want to pick up the bill for such an appetite

>>75702268
this and the fact that he could literally buy a legal slave to cook healthy food.

>>75700751
lol

get off the pitch you fat fuck :DDD

get it ? :DDD

>>75702110
That one was even worse. Even if he wasn't a fat fuck that was a difficult to reach ball. He was wide open, could've laid it out to him on the ground.

>>75702113
>>75702162

he's the juggernaut bitch

>>75707423
He would have to stop the ball, giving time to the opponent block the pass.

But considering the flag dunno why i'm replying anyway

>>75701864

how do europeans even become fat?

that must take a lot of work over there

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>shiggy diguian

>>75699734
Poop lost to that?

>>75701622
>That
>Fat

you are like a babby, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YSA0VYsp08

>>75703479
Trade him to Venezeula and watch him become someone's spit roast.

>>75701864
he literally looks like a retired 40 year old player in a charity match what the fuck
>yet he still scores a brace

>>75702015
I agree, pass was not good.
Even if Higuain didn't trip like the fat sack he is, it would have been behind him

>>75717665

It was literally this pass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhmLo9fMIk

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T H I C C

>>75701864
You guys are idiots. He clearly thought he is gonna make it while the ball was coming towards him, then he saw he is not gonna reach it no matter waht so mid-jump he just canceled it, that's why it looks half assed like that.

>>75717683
no. In this Dybala was running from the side to the center and had to adjust his run slightly backwards. In higuain case he was running forwards and had to stop and turn back, which with his mass is quite difficult to do

>>75700909
w-we had a terrible december

Why don't Juventus just bench Higuain during cup matches and play him during league matches? They'd win the treble every year.