>federror confirms playing RG
>delpo and kyrgios pulled out of Estoril for family issues
>ostepenko making 70 winners over woz
>everyone is still butthurt over sharapova getting a WC
Draws:
http://millenniumestorilopen.com/en/draws/
http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/scores/current/istanbul/7163/draws
http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/scores/current/istanbul/7163/draws
http://www.stevegtennis.com/draw-results/atp/Savannah_Challenger/2017/
ATP Livestream:
https://livestream.com/ATP
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/atp-men
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/wta-women
Previous thread
>>75618091
>tfw you already made a thread 30 minutes ago
>>75698914
>>75699167
Damn nigguh never mind then
>Jelena bashing her way past Wozzles
Is Wozzles a shit? Wat
>>75699312
She was always shit desu at least she has Gorilliams to pretend to be her bff
clay is the best surface
if you disagree you are a fat couch potato
>>75699312
Wozzles fucked Jelena really hard yesterday....
...unfortunately she lost the match prior to that.
>>75699381
>at least she has Gorilliams to pretend to be her bf
ftfy
>>75699245
>not checking the catalog before making a new bread
Will the two GOATs ever play a match together?
please save us kyrGOAT
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>>75699897
agreed
hewitt on kyrgios
>"Oh, he's probably more talented than me!" Hewitt said, as quoted on The Telegraph. "The things he can do are pretty remarkable. He's so good he can get bored on the court."
>"Now he has been prepared to do it we are seeing how good he can be. He can beat anyone on any given day. Milos Raonic making the Wimbledon final can spur him on because to my mind he is as good if not better. And he can do it on every surface. Even a slow clay court with his power. He can win Wimbledon one day for sure. He is up there already just behind the top four or five guys."
>>75699931
>wta
>>75699957
>kyrgioshit
>>75699957
>must be a WTA fag to think Kyrgios is a forced meme
>KyrGOATposting
>>75699990
I know you're the german wta faggot
try harder
please save us kyrGOAT
>mfw I'm not kyrGOAT
>tfw you can't be kyrGOATs girlfriend
>tfw you can be kyrGOATs fan
the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT the GOAT
>>75700031
never said I'm not. I'm just saying that it's not only WTA fags who hate your cringy autism.
>>75700059
>>75700053
>>75700050
>>75700046
>>75700035
>>75699901
>>75699897
fuck that is one black cunt of a wog
what is he [spoiler]part abo?[/spoiler]
Will Nadal kill himself when FedeGOAT beats him in the RG final?
>>75700222
I'm glad madrid starts soon so you wta fags will fuck off nobody gives a fuck about wta
the best the best the best the best
>>75698476
Federer clearly has a pregnant/fat women fetish.
>>75699751
so damn autistic
>>75701199
patrician af
>>75699120
why is sharapova never part of those adds? why is she filled with hatred and spite?
>>75699120
>>ostepenko making 70 winners over woz
>>everyone is still butthurt over sharapova getting a WC
truly our gals
>>75701667
shut up mike taylor
>>75701676
...no
>>75701667
based michael
Ana gonna BTFO ostashitko today
Wear can I watch?
>>75701693
Woz is fucking shite
>>75701693
mate shes gonna get winner'd on
good luck
>I rate Mashas looks
Loving every laugh
>>75701547
That was a promo for Indian Wells, which she didn't play this year.
>>75701753
>not rating mashas looks
only faggots desu
>hating Masha in 2017 anno domini
What's wrong w u
>not using the Julian calendar
Kamila Giorgi lost :(
>>75702013
good. Nastya vs Davis now. Ostasthitko vs Konjuh later.
>>75702032
>>75702032
Where are you watching?
>my son getting outgooked
>>75702190
krystyna pliskova is actually p cute
>>75702256
she never wasnt p cute
>>75702256
No she is not and barely any female tennis player is really cute.
They are pretty much all horrible butterfaces that seem somewhat hot because of the well trained body.
>>75702283
*proves u wrong*
>>75702283
There aren't that many butterfaces actually. Problem is that waifufags have their waifus and compared to them every other player appears ugly.
>>75702283
>barely any female tennis player is really cute.
ummm excuse me?
>>75699120
couldn't resist
>>75702348
is that prionkova?
>>75702283
They are just average women, really.
>>75702365
how doth thoust maketh WEBms?
What to do with this?
>>75702385
Premiere or Photoshop
>>75702366
no but pironkova is beautiful as well. i could go on about the numerous tennis qts. idk what stupid german is talking about
its dodin btw
>>75702399
Two Aussie Open runner up plates.
>>75702366
pironkova has a top tier body
>>75702381
Sure but I wouldn't call the average women cute either. Plus tennis players can only wear light make-up so they can't hide behind 3 layers of paint.
>>75702422
you'd think there are pictures of it easy to cut out but all of google results shows Murry holding it, kek
>>75702456
>>75702348
Muhhh dick
>>75702422
an attempt was made
pretty gud material tho
novak is the best
>>75702637
also novak is also the best in the op webm
>>75702425
She lacks thiccness
>>75702711
i don't know why but i find Jo Konta hot
>>75702755
packed venue in prague
What are the big events left before RG starts?
>>75702820
madrid
rome
>>75702828
Murray and Novak playing in both?
>>75702711
good.
>>75702582
Good enough.
>>75702711
>he doesn't want thin women
>>75702842
Si hermana
funny to think this time last year djoko was just curbstomping everyone
>>75702901
Djoko is defending 45% of his points in just one month.
>>75702901
Thank base Pepe Imaz & Helena
ostapenko has faced break point on 90 (NINETY) percent of her services games this year
>>75702901
dare is day the tables have turned?
>>75702901
It's somewhat unfulfilling since he just stopped caring after winning Roland Garros. Everyone knows he could still do it.
Renaissance Fedal is a pretty decent replacement though.
>>75703064
Nole will be back soon :)
>>75703041
imagine if her serve were good, she'd be unstoppable. itll happen eventually
>>75702755
I don't know it either but maybe it has to do with her being actually hot.
time for tiebreak tens
is on espn3
>>75703064
>he just stopped caring after winning Roland Garros. Everyone knows he could still do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJO_pws_VEE
If novak plays shit in the next 2 masters he will lose his no.2 position
>>75703140
it may be partly because she doesn't slap herself on every other men's magazine half-naked. as soon as a particular athlete does that, the appeal for me wains. like when Carol Wozniacki started to do Sports Illustrated every year, eventually ending up completely naked with body paint. suddenly i wasn't interested.
now imagine Konta, or Laura Robson, doing a softcore photoshoot. that would be hot.
>>75703163
>there exist individuals who don't rate kyrGOAT
>>75703181
>wains
>>75703157
>is on espn3
oh wow. what a surprise. tuning in now
go jelena
>Ferrer is the favourite in Estoril
Please watch their tournament anways
>>75703181
I honestly think Robson, Konta and Wozzles are gay.
>inb4 wozzle's strange bfs
>>75703211
kerber is certainly a lesbo
Nastya won. Hoping now for Maria and Konjuh.
>>75703157
oh, you mean tiebreak tens...whatever the fuck that even is. some exhibition shit? where are you watching ostapenko? im watching this yt stream but the sound is way off
>>75703236
>im watching this yt stream
link me up lad.
>>75703236
maria is playing tiebreak tens:)
>>75703246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZjhIcmilHI
>>75703259
i know. thats the only reason i care about it
>>75703140
fuck i hate germans so much
strawberry or chocolate milk brehs?
>>75703318
same bruh
>>75703318
>>75703328
>t. Americans with German heritage
>>75703323
purple drank
tiebreak ten, interesting. masha will win. this should be pretty fun to watch
>>75703396
>ywn get in dat ass
"LADIES AND GENTLMEN. SHES BACK. ITS. MARIA SHARAPOVAAAAAAA"
kek this spanish announcer if funny
also who said shes a bitch. *hugs*
her and monica probably have a decent relationship, it was monica who masha played her first exibition match against while she was still sitting out her suspension too
>>75703444
the best was the pouille
"this french guy just won a tournament last week and is on fire"
kek
Garbine is gonna win this btw :)
>>75703458
lmao yeah it was. and sock. THIS IS A VERY STRONG GUY. JACK SOK
>>75703318
nein in my opinion Germans are pretty nice people.
>>75703222
I don't think she's a lesbo. There is this one strange Petkorazzi interview. I think she's just autistic to the max and socially awkward. Most likely to be kissless virginf.
trips checked.
>>75702365
superior better looped version.
>>75703507
Sehr gut!
i like how its winner take al
makes it so that players actually have to give a fuck
>>75703507
>>75703524
literally samefag. gas the krautists
>>75703507
>I think she's just autistic to the max and socially awkward.
yeah i agree with this. ive always thought the same
Maria currently begging grigor for the D inna players box
>masha and grigor rekindling their relationship
kuznetsova going with the 60 year old, rich mother of 4 who has a pill problem but plays tennis at the country club look
>>75703587
lel, shes actually looking pretty good, for kuznetsova
>>75703606
espn3's new look is nice
>>75703064
Probably got caught and is being 'shadow banned' by being forced to drop matches.
>>75703638
what do you mean? it looks the same to me
>>75703552
She looks like she doesn't want to though
>>75703552
>kikebook
masha!!
lol "grigor...he was sitting to his ex-girlfriend just a moment ago i wonder if that gave him some inspiration"
kek what?
>>75703552
>dodin
good taste
>>75703552
America's Lonely Jack Succ
>>75703725
your stream laggy?
can 10 agree mugu is /ourgirl/
CUTE
>>75703782
nah its fine
>>75703826
wtf is this shit?
>>>/bant/
Wait, what
>>75703826
no
>>75703878
some meme servebabby tournament. its p cool though. its tiebreaks only
>>75703885
Man 4chan really is dying if they think they can contain /pol/ shitters metastasising into every board.
>inb4 grigor steals my gf...again
>>75703885
The reddit-ization of 4chan.
>>75703826
Yes. Mugu /ourgirl/.
>>75703725
/10is/, what is our stance on Kuznetsova? I have awkwardly mixed feelings when I see her.
>>75703885
/b/ with flags. literally /pol/ v2
who thought this was a good idea?
>>75703993
>Kuznetsova
seems cool
>>75703993
shes a dyke. but a cool dyke. shes cute for a dyke
>>75703993
She's our anti waifu.
mugu time
they definitely banged last night
>>75704011
she was Safin'ed iirc
aga is looking a bit more attractive. i think shes wearing more makeup these days. her dresses always fit her nicely though
>>75704103
where did you come from?
>>75704096
masha is best, i really wouldnt be that mad if they got back together. grigor is a handsome man
>>75704135
i was talking about kuzzi and masha
>>75704120
*teleported from behind you*
>mugu btfo
>losing a servetourney to aga
wew
>>75704145
kek
>>75704146
do u rate rublev?
>>75704146
privet. send me a siberian gf pls
dint feli lopez say that he fucks at every tournament he goes to?
>>75704187
i don't care about male players younger than 30
>>75704190
*teleported her behind you*
>>75704248
So you're NoleFam?
>>75704278
>NoleFam
what a cringey name to call your fans. pure redditry
>>75704278
Nole isn't 30 yet.
what message are both grigor and masha conveying in this photo?
i hope we get aga v masha
>>75704347
Why can't women like other women?
>>75704357
kuznets and sharpov seem to geton well
>>75704357
pretty sure sveta does
>>75704363
based russian sisterhood
>>75704363
time for halep
>>75704363
Any female alliance is short lived and built on mutual gain.
name a more icnonic 10is player
>>75704357
Women can't into loyalty.
>>75704420
E B J K
B
J
K
>>75704424
Kyrgios.
>>75704445
BTFO
>>75704424
donna vekic
why is the british accent so disgusting
lets go based jack sock
>>75704610
kontas is an amalgamation betwixt english and aussie tho
berdych is the sexiest man on tour
>>75704651
*blocks his path*
masha next
>>75704669
a discount mexican grigor? nah
>>75704669
>feliciANO
>>75704697
*blocks mashas path*
Sock's FH is sexy
an absolute humdinger next
>>75703552
me in the middle
>>75704922
maria up 9-0
loses 9-11
RIP
>>75703885
>no porn allowed
BINNED
also what's with all these new boards popping up? is mook that desperate?
puig the best thic to attractive ratio?
"everybody loves to watch maria, shes one of the most attractive players to watch"
spanish announcers are all over the place
why didn't anyone tell me about this tiebreaker tennis? sounds fun, as far as exhibitions go
stream?
Maria BTFO
>>75704975
Literally a 10/10 body.
forgot how vile Sharapova's grunts were
>>75705081
will michael ever recover?
how is she so beautiful lads
>>75704651
>>75704669
>>75705186
hes pretty good for a non-white
>>75705186
MAtch fixing intensifies
Puig is hot minus the face
shes THE BEST EVER, i like puig tho - i think its nice how masha and monica are friends
>>75705074
its prety decent for an exhibition. they could do without the on court interviews tho Tbh
>>75705302
Holy shit
>>75705383
what did he mean by this?
>Cuckrinka
stan cicked by the Spaniard
>VerdasNO
>>75706138
>masha eliminated
>still watching
look at this guy
>>75706161
>masha
who
Novak Djokovic Hilarious Moments II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2plnVfLr_c
>>75706306
He tries too hard to be funny it's cringey
>>75706180
shes my gf. she just played some stupid exhib in madrid
>>75706345
>>75706306
heh. masha a cute
>>75706456
russians are subhumans tho
>>75706556
youre thinking of muslims
>>75706180 is alright though
>>75706621
>nadal fans
>alright
'no'
>>75704327
Do you think she pegs Gaygor?
why cuckeye no work on clay?
>>75707263
It will start working once Nadal retired :^)
do you guys think hes autistic? do you think hes ever had a normal conversation with her, or is he just an obsessed autist?
the look on her face gives me the impression of the latter
>>75707975
Who is he?
>>75707975
he says he is "her" photographer so i would assume they talk n shit but i dunno.
also
>reading the new york times
>>75708065
jimmie48. i wanna see what this dude looks like, i picture some fat pale white dude with a baby face
>>75708083
yeah i dont she contracts him to take photos of her or anything, so by saying he is 'her' photog is like something an autist would say - reinforcing my beliefs
>also
>>reading the new york times
i know. i dont, surprisingly though the article has a rightist stance. its titled "The Islamic State of Molenbeek"
>>75708129
yous guys should have a meetup wherein you can jointly fap over his HD photos of her t.bh
>>75708219
nah
>>75708084
Looks like a cool guy https://twitter.com/frameyourself/status/745655534762737664
>>75708237
Ok wanna come over to my place and do so?
>>75708261
>mfw he's the krautist who refuses to recognize Kerbers polishness
Still p jelly of his job tho
>>75708261
heh. i'm way hotter than this pleb
>>75708562
Maybe he has a great personality though
looking at random attractive women unwaveringly in the eye when out in the street.....is this habit alpha
>>75708725
>jimmy
>German
>wearing a royals shirt
>KC Royals
So kc tier
>>75708747
All I can tell u is that i am autistic and don't like looking qts in the eye
>>75708779
maybe if the qt in question happens to be autistic she might perceive it as alpha then
>>75708747
depends on whther they're attracted to you or not. if not, you're just a creep. sorry to tell you that mate
>>75708911
>>75708911
>muzzie caring what a woman thinks
now i have seen everything
>>75708911
is the 'creep' personal brand, dare I say, an underappreciated well of social capital?
>>75704651
It's unironically Juan Monaco
>>75709351
nope
>>75709351
I want whatever you've imbibed, Paco.
PLEASE SAVE US FEDEGOAT
bump
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTr1QmAjnFj/
Pretty rude 2bh
>>75714581
Did he lose money?
>>75714612
>this flag
>this post
>>75714581
thought he was black not a nigger tbqh
>>75714581
>to the niggaz not the jews
100% american message
>>75714581
>cure the symtoms
>not the disease
Shill detected!
>>75714581
why are people fucking idiots? the dude probably lost a lot of money due to my son's loss against Chung yesterday
http://novakdjokovic.com/en/news/media/i-want-to-find-the-winning-spark-on-the-court-again/
is Djokovic's career finished?
>>75716120
what about his guru?
>>75716120
well at least he's trying to do something about it
>>75708725
>>75708261
Is this legit jimmy88? Is he, dare I say it, /oneofus/?
>>75716403
he just fired his coaching team. the guru isn't a part of the coaching team so they're still tight
>>75716120
Papa Roach - Last Resort
potential masha v genie matchup, that is if genie can make it out of the first round
>>75717152
>potential masha v genie matchup, that is if genie can make it out of the first round
Nigga, have you even looked at what you posted? MaSha plays Pavlyuchenkova. If someone isn't winning her first round match, it's most likely MaSha
>>75716015
I won a cheeky tenner on that match. Should I DM Monfils, 'thanks ma nigga'?
Rumour has it that Boris Beck will b joining Sascha Zverev(male)'s team as coach
F
she won't be missed
>>75715553
lol
>>75717239
Is English your second language, Michael?
>>75717260
Yeah. I'm pure aryan and come from Germany. My mom is Swedish though so naturally I have blonde hair and blue eyes colours
>>75717206
you think genie is more likely to make it out of the first round as opposed to maria? ha good one
>>75717282
That's a long answer to a completely different question, but congrats
>>75717307
Thx. Unless your black then your my enemy cuz hitler hated blacks (remember I'm german xD)
>>75717206
actually that isn't even the draw. it's been changed due to aga withdrawal
>>75717239
where did you hear this rumour? I remember reading about Zverev not being able to afford Becker. and that was from a couple of months ago. doubt he made enough to suddenly hire him now
>>75717336
Cici
Poots
Davis
M'lade
Konjuh
Cibulkuckva
cirstea
Literally the qt quarter
>>75717356
>rumour
Learn to speak proper English and perhaps I shall then giveth thou the dignity of a proper response.
Djoker should hire Toni next year.
>>75717206
dumb kraut
>>75717417
kek
This thread needs more tennis qts desu
autism
https://mobile.twitter.com/AngeliqueKerber/status/860469586722009088
>>75717501
>phoneposting
>>75717514
It's literally the future
Sharapova's ass.
>Gabriel commenting on women again
>>75717722
mmmmMMMmmm
Good morning 2 u huebro
>>75717737
Well, there's no meaningful tennis going on and nobody wants to talk about Aristotle.
>>75717737
He isn't Gabriel from twitter.
t. pretty sure huebro is not a commie
>>75717336
Sharapova dodged a fucking bullet then.
>>75717501
>dude does this: AUTISM!
>girl does the same thing: CUTE!
what the fuck? when will people learn?
>>75717848
Struff vs Zverev is actually decent and youre right pretty much nobody wants talk about Aristotle aka Ari stotle
>>75717848
redpill me on aristotle m8
>>75717893
Autistic categorization of everything.
>>75717893
Meme philosopher without a single original thought.
>>75717884
Ummmm sweetie I said is autism even when it was a girl doing it.
>>75717914
His logic was pretty original.
>>75717949
What is logic anyway?
Zverev BTFO
>>75717978
For Aristotle it's syllogism.
>>75718019
Nerd shit lol
>>75718035
don't be mean
will based bernard tomic continue his run and defeat milos 'claybot' raonic?
>>75718358
2 results against shitters is hardly a run. The more important question is will he continue his run of never winning a set against Raonic?
>>75718358
looking good so far!
Raonic has been undefeated since AO.
>>75714581
>>75714717
>>75716015
im offended when someone insults a tennis player over a bad bet. so monfils was a low low favorite because he hadnt played in 2 months, and this is legitimately a nothing tournament, so it wasnt remotely a big shock that he lost.
like that sooccer player that insulted ivo cause he was losing ON CLAY (irony is that he ended up winning that match) - again a dumb decision that merits a slap.
however is it very fair game when people go after a tanker or someone not giving their best effort, like when madison keys pretended it was a feminist issue when she got flack for tanking a match as the #1 seed and winning the first set, then losing 1-6 1-6.
the Czech whore is wiping the floor with Ostashitko right now.
>>75718783
pls show respect in this general thanks
>>75718783
All Czechs are whores according to the internet.
>>75718838
No, there are pure angels too. But not the ones who have surrendered to western degeneracy.
>>75718838
Slavic girls in general are more slutty than western girls.
>>75718893
is it because of poverty and poor education?
>>75718907
Rich girls are just as slutty or even more.
>>75718907
I'd say it's more of a cultural thing. Can't say I find it very wrong. Western women are too obsessed with keeping a pure image.
>>75718907
neither of both. Inhabitants of former socialist countries have been brainwashed into thinking that degeneracy is an expression of individual freedom.
Is he back?
>>75718994
Was he ever here?
>>75719072
He was no. 3 once and I enjoed his 5 settter comebacks
>>75719099
I enjoyed him killing tournaments by consistently beating dangerous players and then losing meekly against the elite because he had no weapons.
>>75719208
literally the Berdych of clay
'Sup, /tennis..
isn't it a wonderful morning
i think we should all sing, The Good Morning Song..
>>75718994
its sad isn't it, when winning 2 matches in a 250 means he's back. severe decline.
>>75719208
what can you say, he did his best and beat who he was supposed to beat. will never forget that semi vs murray where he choked it away so so hard. thats when i knew it was over for him forever
think I may be experiencing a synaptic breakdown lads
well that was underwhelming
>>75719410
how's that?
>>75719410
You mean death?
>>75719316
What semi?
>>75719445
>>75719460
recently been having a bit of trouble verbally translating thoughts into words, like that direct link between mind and speech has decayed a bit
also been having trouble remembering certain feelings/sensations and the events in life associated to them. something may trigger the sensation but I can only grasp it peripherally (and with great effort), the ghost of a ghost of the original. as if the nodes tracing back directly to the original sensation were lost/unmapped
I'm non-negligibly spooked about this tbqh
>>75719575
That's just internet induced autism. GTFO of your house.
>>75719575
I have the same think, but I've had a stroke recently
go talk to doctor
you guys got free healthcare, right?
>>75719575
It's called getting old and spending your entire time on a Vietnamese Calligraphy Banner Forum instead of talking to people.
>>75719650
>same thing
>go see a doctor
see?
totally stroked over here =\
>>75719604
>>75719686
pal I spend half the day outside my house
but you may be right. might b gud to quit the internet for a while
>>75719650
yea we've got free "healthcare"
>>75719691
kek are you serious?
are you now retarded or something? how's pre-stroke life different from post-stroke
>>75719759
>tripfag
>serious
>>75719759
are you retarded?
I had a hard time speaking, typing, still have a hard time writing cause who does that anymore
thinking of old memories is harder, thinking of same words is a real work out some times
it's different, believe me, I never had trouble with words before this, use to write often
>>75719800
that fucking sucks. what kind of problems do you have with speech? can't think of the right words to use? pronunciation problems?
>>75719840
it's kinda funny sometimes; I keep calling Pink Floyd, Plink Floyd
I gotten much better over the months and years
used to be a human thesaurus, used to write people's papers in school for more spending money; now, it's an effort
but it's not all bad, and I'm well taken of by my friend and family
so wipe up you're tears and snot driblin, UAE
Thread gets memey when we're not talking about tennis or dfw desu
>>75719879
take care, fäm
>>75719575
It's your negro genetics
>>75719900
np
>>75719917
it could be
it may be an issue with his heart, or the liver
how long until Chung-Klizan?
>>75719879
There's someone inside your head but it's not you
>>75719972
>and worms ate into his brain =D
>>75719575
U have aids :DDD
it's out lads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Mutua_Madrid_Open_%E2%80%93_Men's_Singles#Draw
Rafa's draw is tough 2bh
another great thread
>applauding someone for drinking some water and eating a banana
>>75720064
we have such great material
>>75720061
Could it be any more fixed?
>Roanic will retire
>Djoko will lose early again
>Nishitkori
>NWL
>>75720061
>Fognini 2R
Nadal on suicide watch.
>>75720061
>Verdasco
>Cilic
>Berdych
RIP Zverev
>>75720149
and then Stan
kek
cheeky Kyrgious vs Rafa in the third round
>>75720108
I was hoping for Kyrgios-Nadal 3R but you're probably right kek
>>75720203
it's gonna be hype!
>>75720218
Madrid is the fastest clay court around so he probably has a chance.
>>75720238
I unironically think if he plays at his best level he is a good chance
>>75720294
>if he plays at his best level
There is your problem
>>75720294
>a player has a good chance if he plays well
Really makes you think...
how much longer can the Thiem hype bubble last if he doesn't reach at least semis here and in Rome?
and would his stock completely crash or enter a protracted fade a la Dimitrov, Gasquet, Dolgopolov,...?
>>75720388
25 is my personal cutoffage for failures
>>75720345
I'm talking about a player on his least favourite surface against the greatest player on that surface of all time
even now that he's declined there are not truly that many players who can challenge Rafa on clay
>>75720434
Wait, disregard this I think. I was talking about Kyrgios not Fognini.
>>75720388
He will never amount to anything before he hires an actual coach.
>>75720483
How is Bresnik not a decent coach?
He might want to bring someone else in thou.
>>75720506
I read that Thiememe's results are better when Bresnik isn't watching the match.
>>75720506
Thiem has no tactics at all, he just ballbashes 24/7. He needs a new coach that will shake things up, Bresnik deserves all the credit for bringing him to this point, but the two are together since Junior days, things get stale.
>>75720061
Jack sock is unironically gonna get to the semis
>have exploding appendix
>lose against servebot lanklet on clay
Richard pls
>Zverev defeats Struff in a third set breaker to reach the semis in Munich. Zverev raises his finger & says: "This is my F-&$ing court."
It was Kyrgios tier
>>75720840
Good we need more hotheads in this sport.
>>75720878
Zverev is Nole level of cringe when he tries to get hype. Some dudes should just put their heads down and work.
>>75720840
Cringe and I don't think KyrGOAT would say that.
>>75720878
nigger-tier =/= hothead
>>75720878
Someone get Zverev outta there.
>>75720934
Zverev?
>>75720913
>implying Mcenroy wasn't a white nigger as well
Just let them shittalk as much as they want
>>75720958
*McEnroe
Some people even thrive on anger and chimpouts, see Nole.
>>75720840
>celebrating after beating literally who
Not even Kyrgios is that low
>>75720878
It was cringe as fuck wit he said but I agree with this. The big 4 are all boring PR machines.
>>75720982
>expecting Germans to not be kc tier
m8...
>>75721017
What he*
>>75720840
>it's a zverev fingers the air episode
Where did he learn that anyway?
>>75721026
t. german michael
>>75721026
I'll remind you when you claim he is Russian again
>>75721047
Bencic
>>75721047
Federer
>>75721119
No that is not like what zverev does
>>75721047
At least he's not pointing to his head like all the other faggots
>>75721119
That was the last time Federer ever played well on clay.
>>75721168
He won in Madrid the next year and made 6 masters finals in 2013-2015.
Anderson really is a poor man's Karlovic.
>>75721224
Madrid was the blue clay meme, and what really counts is RG.
>>75720840
Why tho? Hamburg is his come court.
Anderson Gasgay is getting pretty good
>Gasquet getting a penalty point for coaching
LEL
Is the spiritual guru what killed his career?
Big Kev's wife a qt
>>75722191
kek he's mad as fuck
>>75722582
She really must love his money
>Roger Federer adds Barilla to his portfolio of endorsements. No gluten free for Roger.
>>75722578
Pretty much.
Serbs can't run on love.
>>75722578
>Skipping leg day
>>75722611
she liked one of my tweets once 2bh. we're tight
>>75722635
>not Delcecco
Federer confirmed for pleb
>>75722611
And the other players of the tour.
Is djokos 2hbh, when he was in his prime, the greatest shot ever?
>>75722611
No homo but he has a really nice body for a lanklet
>>75699120
>/tennis/ - clay season
more like gay season
cuz tennis is fucking gay LMAO
>>75722714
Kek not even close
>>75722796
xddddddd
>>75722796
dimitrov pls
>>75722796
HOLY SHIT LMAO!!!!!
>>75722801
t retard
>>75722796
looooooooooool
>>75722845
Not even the best 2hbh ever, sorry to tell you that m8
>>75722714
Isn't Federer's fh considered the best shot ever?
Safin, Nalbandian, Agassi, Connors and Borg's 2bhs are brought up in the discussion of the best 2hbhs.
>>75723010
t IGNORAMUS
>>75722915
https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/29f8yf/who_has_the_best_two_handed_backhand_in_mens/
I have all of reddit behind me and u only have ur ego.
Nuthin personal kiddo
>>75723329
>reddit's opinion
Downvoted
>>75723350
t less than 100,000 comment karma
>>75723429
I have 8 gorillion updogs though
>>75723614
What's up dog? :^}
Tactics and efficiency > good shots.
>>75723730
Nm u xddd
>>75723429
>>75723614
>>75723730
>>75723764
same friends
>>75723764
Oh shit xD
@75723957
Thx 4 the (You)s
>>75723957
nod really
@75723989
thanks for the (You)
>>75723984
thanks for the @
@75724003
yw
ggwpnore
She looks like his daughter desu
>>75724098
not really
>>75724098
does he, dare i say, have the best life?
>>75724142
Besides being mocked by some Australian jungle gook, yes.
>>75724098
>double breasted clothing
there are no breaks on this shit-fashion train
>tommy paul has been shit all season
>finally shows up in some shit challenger
Nigguh is fixing his matches
>>75724630
Sounds like a porn actor name
>>75724746
Leave
>>75724746
please stay and tell me more about this girl
Has anyone the webm of match point betwixt Fognini and Tomic wherein Tomic played with his racquet backwards?
in return have this webm
>>75724769
>>75724769
concentrate on kerber
Be honest would you?
>>75724807
and why would a german concentrate on a pole?
>>75724798
Not the full one
>>75724851
No.
>>75724890
Good enough.Thanks m8)))
>>75724869
dunno. rightful german?
>>75724869
Anschluss.
>>75724869
>german
>centrate
>poland
>>75724098
>tfw she calls him daddy
>tfw he uses his 1hbh technique to slap her ass
>>75725124
>calling a guy daddy in bed
Anglos are fucking weird.
>>75724807
meh Kerber is gonna win in Madrid. probably. she had lot of time to prepare for the tournament
>>75725157
>not having a daddy who calls you boy in bed
What are you straight or something?
>>75724798
she's so adorably awkward
>>75699120
Thiem in this webm is pure 100% autism
>>75727414
Literally our guy
>>75727243
t muhammad mohammad mehmet memet mohamedean al-Muhammad
>>75727414
>>75727454
Can we stop communicating with each other solely through buzzwords? Much appreciated.
>>75728195
Thanks Gabriel,but why so formal?! Haha
>>75728232
just finished a chapter of aristotle so he has that 'afterglow'
tho i do agree >>75719896
>>75728287
Kek
So can tennis agree that Tolstoy is the goat writer?
>>75728721
Thomas Mann is the most consistently great, imo.
lurking this thread
>>75728742
Was he the one who did that story about a family over generations?
>>75729042
Yes.
>>75729130
it did sound interesting when i read the synopsis.perhaps i shall give him a read
Suggestion: add Thorsetin Velben to your to-read list
>>75729365
The Magic Mountain is better though.
>>75729439
I was quite interested in the buddenbrooks so im gonna check it out first and perhaps I'll put that on my list.
Still shocking that Gulpiss cracked the top ten.
I bet Kyrgios will end up the same way tbqh
>>75731497
shut up fag lol
>>75728721
>Tolstoy is the goat writer?
bit of a bold claim when other equally versatile, high-quality and high-output authors such as Goethe, Nabokov, Borges, Shakespeare, etc exist, pal. he certainly had the sort of life and one of those literary deaths every aspiring GOAT wishes for.
disclaimer: have NOT read every Tolstoi, might be wrong on this
>>75731649
wow rude
>>75732140
>>Nabokov
>trash
wow just wow literally
is this a knee jerk reaction to anything post 19th century on your part or have you actually dedicated some time to read him
>Werther and faust elite but what else?
Wilhelm Meister, the Divan, Roman Elegies, also his letters (have only read two of them, they gud), ppl also recommend his essays (haven't touched them yet)
>>75732751
>>75732140
>>75729542
>>75729439
>>75729365
>>75729130
>>75729042
>>75728742
>>75728721
>>75731738
Fuck off and don't fuck off to /lit/ fuck off back to 10th grade lit class you're too plebian for them.
>>75721224
http://www.tennisabstract.com/cgi-bin/player.cgi?p=RogerFederer&f=ACareerqqB1C1E0
He made 3 clay Masters finals 2013-2015 and lost all of them easily (he got crushed in that final set against Wawrinka). I think he's right that Federer's last truly good performance on clay was in 2011.
Dead community.
>>75734780
Like I said earlier he still won Madrid in 2012 while Nadal and Djoko got kekked.
His performances after that are still better than the likes of Thiememe, lol.
Today in the dirty peasant 250s
13:30 Zverev (3) - Bautista-Agut (2)
15:00 Chung - Pella
16:00 Schwartzman (3) - Cilic (2)
16:00 Carreno-Busta (1) - Ferrer (4)
17:30 Muller (3) - Anderson
18:00 Raonic (1) - Troicki (5)
>>75736188
>"wta fags GTFO!"
>"why is this thread always so dead?"
yeah it's a mystery
>>75736814
Something something jews
>Autista Uguu
Chung will beat Zverev in the final.
>>75736814
I'd rather no posts than WTA autists arguing about which of their mediocre waifus is better looking.
>t 23, the world no. 9 doesn't want to have pressures about rankings or the chance to be world no. 1 one day. 'It's not my main goal now. I don't feel pressure for it and nor I can make plans about being no. 1, because you have to win many matches and tournaments. It's difficult to raise in the rankings for players like me, Kyrgios or Zverev, because despite they get older I think Nadal and Federer can play at a good level for two or three more years
>The Austrian is aware of the expectations towards him: 'Despite beating a top ten player is something very big for me, that's what they expect from me and it's not so surprising.'
>It will be a very important month and a half for him: 'I had a great clay-court season in 2016 and I hope to be very confident heading into the French Open. Last year in Paris I had two very long and tiring weeks. I hope to be in semi-finals again because I will be more prepared and I will have more experience to win,' said Thiem.
This mentality, lmao
>>75737987
at least he respect the fact that this is GOATerer's era
>>75737970
i agree. we all know masha is the queen so whats the point of arguing init
>>75737714
he already played one match today and he'll be playing another one soon
reckon he'll be tired af tomorrow
München Stadium looks like it was built on a fucking parking lot in the middle of nowhere.
>>75738208
Everything in München is shit. It's nothing new.
>>75738313
The club looks comfy though.
>>75736814
Probably because there's no fedora, too.
>Djokovic fired everyone but Pepe
He's gone insane hasn't he?
>>75738695
A famous tennis star will never hit & run on you
>>75738695
>Djokovic in charge of keeping enough safety distance
>>75738695
>amor & paz
pls dont tell me this is his car
i cant take his gluten-free, hippie bullshit anymore reee
>>75738743
When you coach the GOAT but his wife drives him into the arms of a Hippie Guru
>>75738743
Who's car would it be besides his? Here is another A&Y mobile.
>>75738695
I am surprised random Spanish women know who he is
Chung literally yelled "REEEEE"
>>75737987
Don't bully
New thread when? And it better have a wta OP.
>>75738695
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN