/hoc/ get well soon edition

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good guys won (i.e. the pens)

https://twitter.com/BWest_Trib/status/859958073821212672

based fleury

Fuck edmonton lmao

>every goal Edmonton scores is the result of some retarded meme fluke bounce, pure luckpuck nonsense
>Ducks goals are all beautiful passing and sniping the corners of the net
One of these teams is actually good at hockey while the other just relies on hot goaltending and stupid bounces to win

>>75696275
bounces dont come out of thin air

>>75696275
The dicks are a bunch of goons

I didn't see this thread because I have norway filtered. ignore the other /hoc/

>>75696316

Lucic is the only player gooning it up in this series

edmonton is poo poo team

>>75696381
post your poo poo chute

mcgaykid has no sense of defense whatsoever. he's lucky he plays in the western conference while it's so shitty

Should anaheim trade for ovechkin?

Honestly is Crosby even fucking white? He looks mixed with jew.

>>75696449
Anaheim should trade for Tanner Glass

>>75696483
no, trust me, justin williams is who you should trade for if you want playoff succss!

https://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2017/05/03/why-the-caps-playoff-curse-is-finally-over-george-mcphee/

This actually makes a little sense desu

>>75696519
so all they Caps have to do is last until game 7?

>oilnigs

>>75696535
It made sense pre-game 4. Caps in 6 is no longer possible

Getzlaf looking elite as fuck tonight boys.

G E T Z L A F
E
T
Z
L
A
F

Getzlaf is such a fucking top tier lad.

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holy fuck my sides

the cucks are literally playing against the oilnigs as if they were toddlers
>let the tire themselves out in the first period, let them think theyre winning
>bring the hammer out and parental authority in the 2nd to make sure they know who's boss
>oilnigs have a tempertantrum and chip out taking penalties

holy fuck, albertans without their grade 9 on SUICIDE WATCH

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What is McSecondary's expression trying to convey here?

HOW was Mike Sullivan not up for a jack adams? Team has been dead all year snd they've perservered. A crosby-less pens might dump the presidents trophy winners after dumping a 106 point team in 5 games in round 1without murray or letang

>caps have 11.25mil locked up between niskanen and orpik
>traded forsberg for erat
>shattenkirk has been responsible for a lot of their goals against
>has never made it to the ecf in ovie era
>about to get eliminated by crosby, letang, sheary, and murray-less team

kek

Ducks have been the better team all series long. They just need to get the wins

>2 president's trophies in a row
>both years get BTFO by the Pens
>Conference final could be the 2 teams that have made you their bitch for years
how defeated are the Craps right now?

>>75696746
Those Presidents Trophy winners barely beat a meme 8 seed. And that 106 point team had lost something like 8 of 10 going into the ploffs.

>>75696816
Caps in 7

Oilers got away with a slashing during that kill.

> fucking refpuck

>>75696535
>haha dude we injured the other teams captain and just barely won in OT the curse is over!!!

Thank fuck im not a caps fan, those mental gymnastics are crazy

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>crosby out
>betting line closes at -150 on the fucking road
>must win game against a rival who has owned you
>outshoot pens 38-18
>lose the game

>outplay pens for the 4th game in a row
>lose 3 out of 4

>be a mentally fragile bitch meme team dead in the water as 2nd round runner up for the 30th year in a row

It was supposed to be our time

Why even live anymore lads

>>75689849

i told u fucking inbred canucks its over motherfucker hahahaha

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>>75696837
gg

Well boys

Looks like we have a series

>>75696879
Like I said its a legit curse. Its not even a meme anymore. Did you see guentzel's goal tonight?

>>75696805

Oilers are Talbotbabbies and bouncebabbies. Hot goaltending earlier in the series plus a barrage of lucky meme bounce goals are the only reason this series is competitive.

>>75696746
playoffs don't count but he should've won last year but it is pretty hilarious how often the caps win the presidents trophy and the jack adams award and still have absolutely nothing to show for it

>>75696879
it's holtby

>>75696746
True desu. Everyone in the locker room buys into his calm leadership and next man up mentality. The guys don't even look phased at practice despite the fact that their captain is gone, they genuinly 100% believe they're better and will win no matter who is in the line up.

>>75696879
Its funny, the caps have lost every game they've outplayed the pens in and won the one game they were taking it to them

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>Tfw Pens btfo /hoc/ AGAIN

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>>75697023

>>75696751
Why the fuck do they have that much tied up between a guy that looks like he can barely skate, and one that is just slightly above average?

>>75696746
Because their goaltending has been beyond exceptional and has carried them for a hefty portion of the season. Their system relies heavily on their goalie and their incredibly skilled top 6. They have 2 centres that could each by a no. 1 on any team. They have good wingers, both veteran and young that can score. And the Caps are not this elite force in the playoffs and are just as responsible for their losses as the teams they play against.

Even though the Jack Adams is based off the regular season, the Pens are continuing to get bailed out by incredibly solid goaltending in the playoffs. They're an amazing offensive team, but you can notably see the damage they've taken defensively. I think Sullivan has done a good job, but it's a lot harder to make a case for a coach of a team so stacked in a year with 3 bottom feeders going from last to playoffs.

Oilers are easily the biggest meme team left

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>>75697036
>>75697023

>>75696704
Hey buddy, I have my high school. Fuck yourself.

>>75697037
they desperately thought that it was players that had playoff magic and not the team and organization as a whole.
see: justin williams

>>75697046
Yeah I called it before the playoffs started that the pens were going to need to score at least 3 a game to have a chance at winning. Their defense and puck clearing is just dog shit

>>75697046
this post is retarded

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>mfw the ducks are back baby

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>>75697023
>>75697036
>>75697062
>they didn't know Geno hides his power lvl when Sid is healthy

RIP in piss crapitals

>>75697046
Idk about goaltending carrying much during the regular season tbqhwy. Fleury was very mediocre in the regular season and murray had been in a rough stretch toward the end of the year. Pens just scored a shitton of goals all year. But at least the goaltendieing is elite at the right time

>>75697046
>and their incredibly skilled top 6
>They have 2 centres that could each by a no. 1 on any team.
no. and the team they're playing has 2 centers better than them.
>the Pens are continuing to get bailed out by incredibly solid goaltending in the playoffs
see every team ever
>but you can notably see the damage they've taken defensively
where?
>it's a lot harder to make a case for a coach of a team so stacked in a year with 3 bottom feeders going from last to playoffs
literal retardation

Realistically, what could Washington get for Ovechkin if he demanded a trade to a franchise that isn't total shit?

>>75697037
As a Pens fan I laughed when the Caps signed Orpik and Niskanen to those contracts. Last 4yrs Orpik was here by the 3rd period he looked like he needed a tank of oxygen strapped to him. Niskanen his whole time in in Pit was mediocre until his contract year. He had a career year and I was so glad Pens let him walk.

>>75696879
there's always next year's president's trophy and second round elimination
maybe it wont be by the Pens or Rangers this time

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>>75697144
>Backstrom and Kuzy are better than Sid and Geno

I'm sorry but this is wrong.

>>75697166
washington is good

ovi is a one trick pony that every decent team knows how to beat

>>75696381
I been going with Poolers

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75697144
Watching this pens team compared to last years its pretty obvious they've regressed defensively. They're getting out shot to shit when they were the ones doing it last year, even when they had the lead. Letang is that huge of a hit I Guess

>>75697172
>I'm sorry
cuck. thought his retarded post was talking about the caps. the whole post is so wrong I'm not sure he wasn't

>>75697166
adam larsson

>>75697204
He's a gigantic piece of the team. But its hockey, people will get hurt. Wins are wins no matter how you get them

>>75697204
this post just screams that you're a fat loser that reads box scores. look at shot charts, look at blocked shots, look at high scoring chances.

they make retards like you shoot from the blueline whlie they block it, steal the puck, and score. thanks barry trotz and tortellini you're fucking genius just keep shooting!

>>75697201
>Ted was outed as a Pengs fan

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>>75697196

>>75697166
Not much imo. Maybe a contender gives up some nice prospects to throw him on the 2nd line and powerplay. But his contract is hideous.

Tbf the caps are probably a meme win streak team too. We get hot for very long stretches then become human again. I can only hope he would get hot in the playoffs for once

>>75697166
They'd lose any pretense of even making it to the second round.

>>75697240
goose gossage pls go

>>75697265
to beat the caps you only have to stop one players' shot from one spot. it's not hard.

>>75697265
theyre just not that good and their important players couldnt care less about le cup

>legitimately think Crosby is the best, and most well rounded player in the world instrumental to his team's success both in the NHL and in International play.
>Legitimately think McDavid is a one trick pony offensive player that is being forced down our throats while having not really earned ANY of the hype.
>legitimately think Getzlaf is the best player in McDavid's playoff series.

are these unpopular opinions or sane ones?

>>75697204
I said it a few nights ago but Sid is the best player but Letang is the most important. Eats 30min a game, drives possession, and his speed alone makes the whole team faster. Their transition game slows down immensely when his not playing. The Pens run through Letang.

>>75697280
so I'm right thank you

They are regular season try hards. They bring an intensity that most teams aren't interested in matching. Then playoffs come and everybody turns it up a notch except them.

>>75697204
There is a little difference between this and the columbus series though. The poo jackets outshot the pens a lot but were usually behind (outshot in game 3 ot loss to pens after leading 3-1) and their shots were from very low percentage areas. Not great shots basically. Washington however has been getting shots in extremely dangerous areas. For the majority stretches of play they're creating a lot but there isn't enough finish to the chances

>>75697291
mcdavid is crazy fast and most of his shit comes from that
>>75697304
stop posting

>>75697291
Crosby is a top 5 all timer

McDavid is great but not generational

Getzlaf is indeed underrated

>>75697332
Nah

You guys are crazy McDavid is unbelievable

>>75697240
Lmao I dont out that much stock into SOG but when you're getting out shot by double the amount, you're just letting the other team set up in your end zone for extended periods of time

Penguins are incredibly lucky fleury has turned on god mode

>>75697291

I agree with all of that, though I believe McDavid could become the new Crosby in a few more years

>>75697332
exactly, his trick is "I skate fast"
I think the league will figure that out over time though.

Technically, he isn't even a good center. He actually opts to switch to wing on faceoffs etc because his % is so low.
Defensively he is mediocre, and physically he seems pretty weak/scared if he isn't screaming down the ice with an extra step on everyone.

I get the knock on Crosby is that occasionally he gets himself killed. But at least he is tough enough to go to those places for his team.

>>75697373
He is Stamkos tier.

>>75697373
he's very fast and finds open space all the time. he isn't that special when players are actually defending him. he can make a career off of being fast and getting that space but he can be locked down
>>75697396
yeah they're so lucky haha lol

>>75697418
>>75697402
Very dumb posts

>>75697418
>literally get a goal they needed by just centering the puck and having it bounce off a caps players skate

Yeah, incredibly lucky

So fleury is getting traded next year right?

>>75697443
they were winning 1-0 then. also how does your one instance prove anything? are you cherrypicking?

>>75697399
>exactly, his trick is "I skate fast"
thats a huge generalization. Lots of players can skate fast, but it doesnt mean anything if they cant do anything with it.

look at larkin, broke the skating record. Yet, he can't change direction like McDavid can, he's not as physical, and he cant handle the puck as well.

McDavid is the complete package. He's not a Crosby for sure, but his speed AND his ability to keep up with himself makes him dangerous. With time, he'll only get better. The fact that he hit 100 points year 2 on a mid-grade-skill team should be pretty obvious of his potential.

>Rogers Place doesn't have enough bathrooms
Oiler fans be pissed in more ways than one.

>>75697418

>he's very fast and finds open space all the time. he isn't that special when players are actually defending him. he can make a career off of being fast and getting that space but he can be locked down

You realize Crosby has the same effect right? You're forced to play your best players against him, both D and Forward, or he goes to town.

That means Malkin or an equivalent can wreck your team, and if you shift onto the Malkin Crosby/McMeme shit on you.

Oilers goal coming soon

>>75697468
They needed that goal in the end numb nuts. And no I can think of multiple instances in both series, thats just the most recent one. I dont know why pointing out the penguins suck defensively has you so assblasted

>haha bro the plan is to let Washington control the puck for extended periods of time, hope fleury blocks everything and then counter really fast xD

Tell me how this is good sustainable defense

>>75697499
which is also why caps are getting dominated. they dont have a player that can stand up against crosby. almost everyone else does

>>75697466
To Winnipeg for Trouba and a 3rd

>>75697531
Yes pls

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>>75697046
>Because their goaltending has been beyond exceptional and has carried them for a hefty portion of the season.

Murray ranks 11th and Fleury 44th in save% for the regular season.
Fleury ranks 4th in save% these playoffs.

The fact is, even with all the injuries, Sullivan rarely got out-coached. Not in the regular season, and not in the playoffs so far. Not last year, either. The Pens are ridiculously fortunate to have him as HC.

>kicking motion goal
>bullshit penalty
R E F P U C K

What is the worst team in the NHL?

I look for the most loser team.

The least popular team

Less talented teams


And the team failed everyone.

>>75697477
yes his speed and change of direction is phenomenal and it will keep him as one of the best players in the game, plus his shot is top tier but he just isn't a playmaker. he's amazing, he's going to make a ton of plays and be very memorable but he just isn't deserving of the gretzky/crosby hype he's getting and nobody disagrees with that. he should work on his vision and passing
>>75697499
why can't you write sentences instead of hitting enter? Crosby is an amazing passer and makes literal nobodies into stars, see kunitz, guentzel, and neal. your post is bad.

Lets not kid ourselves Holtby has not been good enough. He made some good saves today but didnt make enough

>>75697566
canucks

>>75697492
they'll piss in each others' mouths

>>75697557
>The Pens are ridiculously fortunate to have him as HC.
they hired him in their farm systen and then worked him up into the nhl. every other team is ridiculously retarded I guess

>ombray

>>75697557
Yeah Sullivan is underrated

>dude he's just coaching a stacked team lmao

Yeah explains why Johnston did so well xD

>>75697585
That are not Canadian teams please

>>75697601
hey

faggot

you post like a

fucking nigger

xD

Fucking oilshits. Please get it together. No one wants to hear anaheim talk shit

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>throwing shade in pre game interviews
>bullying the fuck out of the equipment guy because he's too fat for his skates
>back checking and getting turnovers
>skating the clock out like a fucking madman

The fuck has gotten into this nigga?

>>75697631
Vegas then

>>75697598
He'd probably still be there if Jim Rutherford didn't take over as GM. I doubt another team would have given him a chance at the pro level again.

Ducks getting some serious big refpuck tbqhwy. Oilers getting jobbed

>>75697635
Niggers dont post xD. Off yourself fag

oh fuck the oilers are picking up momentum. this is dangerous for the ducks

>>75697646
He's become punished kessel

>>75697664
stop posting out of your ass retard. look up how many nhl coaches used to coach in wilkes barre

>>75697646
He drank from the Stan lee

>>75697646
a good team

>>75697646
his bro crosgod is out and now he's fuckin pissed, he wants as many cups as possible now to make up for all that time

Hows mia doing

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>>75697684
>copying what the commentators are saying

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>>75697722
>craps most recognizable fan is a pajeet prostitute

>>75697691
Where would he be coaching this year then, dip?

>>75697652
Because las vegas?

they will start to play this next season


Because you vegas?

>>75697748
Implying you wouldn't fugg her given the chance

>>75697755
so you admit you're wrong, thank you.

>>75697763
what?

>>75697748
>craps biggest fan is known for cuck porn and choking on BBC

Pretty accurate desu

>>75697772
I'm never wrong. It'd still be WBS. Stop with the retarded replies.

Letestu gonna tie it

>>75697775
What do you want to become a fan of Vegas Golden Knights?

>>75697766
Only if I got to wear my Crosgod sweater while she wore an Ovechkin.

>>75697803
you asked for the worst team, thats the worst team

>>75697805
Yee crosby is gaaaay lmao

>>75697788
spend your night on google and look at how many other teams looked to hire him. you're here posting out your fat fucking ass because you have nothing better to do and you don't know anything about hockey

>>75697557
Specifically speaking, ranking in save% isn't enough of a statistic to cover the quality of a goaltender in regards to their defense. Those same simple statistics also leave the same questions as when you consider their SA/G is the 4th highest, but their total GA is 14th.

However, the point isn't that Sullivan isn't like Sullivan did something wrong. The Jack Adams award regularly ignores perennial achievement and focuses mostly on the greater coaching accomplishments throughout the regular season.The same arguments about how a team fills gaps are the same arguments the mainstream media has made about Quenneville this year having to use AHL plugs so frequently. The most obvious winner this year is going to be Torts, because the BJs were almost dead last last year and then were top of the league this year. When it comes to the Jack Adams, it's always a focus on the simpler narrative. And although the more subjective awards are a joke, there is merit in the work that Babcock did with a rookie team and Torts did with an unexpected team.
>>75697601
>>75697598
Johnston was a literal retard who had a stifling offensive style that didn't properly utilize the abilities of their talented top 6 that just recently included Kessel. It's no different than when Boudreau took over the Wild and suddenly they started scoring.

Sullivan, however, was more highly touted than most fresh coaches when he first hit the scene. I have no idea how he was only given such a chance so recently.

>>75697823
>implying sexually dominating a fan of a rival team isn't a god tier fetish

>>75697766
Maybe.

Here coems edmonton baby

>>75697821
But vegas golden knights, will start playing from next season.


So they do not count

>>75697848
>when he first hit the scene
>he was only given such a chance so recently
oh look another retard

>>75697842
List them, dip. The fact is Sullivan was already considered too long in the tooth by other organizations. He wasn't received that well when the Pens announced him as the Disco Dan replacement. Stop fishing for (You)'s and neck yourself.

>>75697923
>dip
google it faggot it's not my fault you don't know what happened less than 2 years ago

>>75697935
>can't list any
lmao @ ur lyfe

Fuck my life. I hate this shitty lucky meme team

THE OILERS ARE BACK BABY

Oh look another edmonton bounce

Perry wins it in OT

Checkem

wow, fucking bounce off lindholm

Holy shit how many of these lucky bounces did the oilers get in this series?

>>75698000
Fuuuuuuck

>>75698000
Oh shit. Confirmed

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>>75698000

He won Anaheim's first OT game this postseason

>>75697915
yes they do

>>75698082
enjoying your stay?

>>75698082
In another thread are telling me to become a fan of the coyotes.

And I also did a test, which tells me to become a fan of the florida panthers


Which NHL team would you recommend?

>>75697848
Well your original point was how much goaltending carried the Pens, when Bob pretty much singlehandedly carried the BJ's, and them and the Leafs suffered relatively few injuries. But yeah it's understandable considering all those teams sucked dick last year.

>>75698124
where are you from

>the collective butthurt from devils and flyers getting high draft picks
>huge decline of starpower in the west
>oilels literally tanking for 1st rounders year after year and are now top contenders for years to come in an aged western conference
wew lad i've got a feeling the ratings in the west are going to fucking plummet

>>75698082
>>75698141

Stop responding to Costa Rica, he does this retarded shit every thread

>>75698148
The west died the second the sharks made a final

>>75698141
wherever the fuck you came from, stay there. we do not want you here

>>75698141
I am from Costa Rica.

And I would like an NHL team, who is in a city, where people like soccer much more than hockey

>>75698124
vegas

>>75698204
Panthers

>>75698204
vegas

>>75698204
toronto
seattle
san jose
new york

>oilnigs

>>75698204
interesting that someone from such a Non-Traditional Hockey Market should take up such an interest in NHL hockey. you can't go wrong with any NHL teams, my friend.

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45 SECONDS!!!

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SHOVE THAT CONFETTI UP YOUR ASS BIIITCCHH

>>75698207
>>75698238
But the Golden Knights are going to start playing this next time.

What is the grace or sense of being a fan of a team, which is not yet playing?


>>75698232
Give me good reasons to be a fan of the Florida Panthers?


>>75698254
Not NHL team in seattle

call bulju up, immediately.

OILEL LUCK BABBIES BEE TEE EFF OHH

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>There will be no confetti in this series

GRETZKY

LITERALLY INCONSOLABLE

>>75698339
you reallly should get more images, you post this one too much.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Hmm.

So what was it that you learned today?

Today I learned cheaters never prosper.

Ducks/Preds again should be good

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>>75698378
>this autism

>>75698393
Today I learned that the bad guys NEVER win (Craps,coilers)

> ducks sweep in 6

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Adam Larson

>THE ABSOLUTE FLAMING PROVENCE OF ALBERTA

>>75698320
I'm a fan and fan of Major League Soccer (MLS)


And I want to be a fan of an NHL team that is a total failure. And that this in a city where soccer is the most popular sport, and where the MLS is the dominant professional sports league.


Has to be an NHL team that is in a city where soccer and MLS are dominant, and the hocley and NHL are not at all relevant

this semen slurping sport isnt for me. good night you worthless faggots

>>75698407
you're a pens fan that posts the same image all the time and is up after 1am. stop being the worst pens fan

I was promised free hockey soo..

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Leave Edmonton to me.

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Very good night of hockey. All the Good guys looking like they will make the conference finals.

>>75698204
Costa Rica... Kongs are your team, by heritage

>>75698438
Dude fuck off back to the other 10 threads you're spamming this retarded shit in

>>75698448
GOOD OL REGINA BOY

>>75698438
Just wait for seattle to get a team

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>>75698393
I learned that the Oilettes are a bunch of twiggy manlets that probably belong in the Albanian Hockey League.

Unlike their fans, whom are all morbidly obese.

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>implying

>>75698443
see you tomorrow bitch

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this dude interviewing silferberg has the shittiest dye job ever

Is anyone actually surprised both RNH and Eberle were playoff busts?

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>traded this piece of shit for godberg
>both teams are going to the finals again

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

RIP Queen Elizabeth II

>>75698453
I prefer teams that have never won the stanley cup

>>75698400
Call Chris Hanson, because the Predators are going to milk and cookies the Ducks.

>>75698466

Do Mexicans live in Alberta ?

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>craps fans actually thought their team had a chance with Crosby being out

LMAO

>>75698499
is it in texas

>>75698490
no, i'm just surprised edmonton has stuck with them for so long. it'd be like placing your chips on brad boyes or pathcioretty

>>75698497
Oh then the Maple Leafs are for (You)

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>>75698503
>injure Crosgod
>still lose

How can anyone root for the craps?

>>75698499
I think those are native ice mexicans.

Those are natives, you stupid fuck.

>>75698490
Eberle used to be clutch at least?

>>75698499

Those are prairie niggers (natives)

>>75698496
F

I think Orlov had the best goal tonight

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>>75698448
Leave Edmonton to me.

I feel bad for the oilers. Still. Anaheim hasn't won at home yet. Not over yet.

>>75698510
What do you mean "has stuck with them"?

RNH's value has only gone down since being drafted. Whereas Eberle's was decent at one point but they fucked up not trading him then.

Now, both are different degrees of tradeable. Eberle could be traded for a B prospect and mid pick along with dumps coming back. RNH could be traded for a better prospect and pick but not by much.

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>>75698508

>>75698551
>feeling bad for a shitty team that ruined top picks for years

?

>>75698551
Momentum is a cold cold bitch.

>>75698551
oh fuck game 7 at home for the ducks

>>75698551
How the fuck could anyone feel bad for the Oilers?

You must be a casual who just started watching this year.

>>75698576
Nah theyll win the next 2 to take it in 6

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S-Sens will win tomorrow, r-right?

>>75698564
i mean i'm surprised they didn't trade them when they had a chance. it was obvious RNH had his growth stunted and just wasn't progressing and that eberle was soft and could not be a playoff performer. either way they'll have to retain to trade them or will except a meh return if they don't retain.

>>75698597
>rags

cant sleep. just wanted to let you tranny loving cock sucking nigger worshippers know that the oilers are going to sweep in 6. eat my gooch

>>75698438
probably vancouver in about 4 years

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>>75698607
Not likely

>>75698550

>get 100% refpuck PP late in third, Vermette did not cover the puck
>McDavid not called for a slash on Gibson shortly before the tying goal
>refs notice Edmonton player is dogging it to the puck and could have easily played it before it went far enough for icing so they rightfully wave off the icing
>blame that for your defense's God-awful turnover to the player who has been shitting on them all series

Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012

>>75698597
>Doubting Karlsson

No worries as an Oiler fan. This is the same thing in the sharks series.

2-2, going into game 5, we'll take it. Then take game 6 as well. Enjoy your shit ducks

https://mobile.twitter.com/penguins/status/859975344492883968/video/1

How fucking sexy is Bill in his right shorts???

>>75698636
>this flag
>this post

really depolarizes the ol neurons

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>>75698631
Ankarlson?

>craps fans get BTFO by a heavily depleted pens
>qq

cry more bitches it just makes my dick harder

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I'm sorry, but did the Oilers already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 3rd intermission. Does not having the lead at the 3rd period count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Oilers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Pacific West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Wednesday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Oilers are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL, they went 97 points this year and would of won the Stanley Cup if they weren't refpucked like fuck. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Oilers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Ducks just went offsides of the another goal when they needed to get one, just like the Penguins did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Oilers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>75698654
go back

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>>75698631
don't lie to me tomorrow

>>75698636
Key differences
>Anaheim's best players don't have torn ACLs and broken faces
>the best player in this series plays for Anaheim and Edmonton has no answer for Getzlaf
>Edmonton has not been the better team in a single game yet in this series, only in it because Talbot was hot earlier and they get tons of lucky bounce goals

>>75698654
Very nice, seems he could get any woman on earth on looks alone

>>75698654
>that crosby

Game 5 return confirmed

Being a caps fans , listening to "everything in its right place " as i post on /sp/ seems very fitting right now

Hold me /hoc/

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>>75698673
???

>>75698654
>crosby spotted
Well boys it looks like sid is back!

>>75698511
The Maple Leafs have won the stanley cup in the past.


>>75698597
Doctor Fluttershy, I am looking to be a fan of an NHL team.


Please I want a team that is loser and loser.


That he has never won the stanley cup, and that he is in the city where people like soccer and MLS (major league soccer) more than hockey and the NHL

The only reason I hate the penguins is they beat the sharks and I had to watch Crosby toss the game winning goal to a guy next to me

>SHORKS
>at least the giants are good, oh no
>at least the raiders are good, for a limited time only
>moving to washington JUST FUCK MY SPORTS UP SEMPAI

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Lol

>>75698597
hell no, rangers have been the better team in the series and will continue the trend tomorrow.

>>75698707
>>75698685
I mean there's no way he was going to be out more than 2 games, hit wasn't even that bad its just his concussion history

>>75698685
>>75698707
>The concussion was fake and he was fine all along
>It was just a ploy to make the caps lose hope when he comes back

>>75698624
>get 100% refpuck PP late in third, Vermette did not cover the puck
He played it with his hand off the face-off which is a penalty, nothing to do with covering it.

>>75698745
they just want him to regenerate all his hp and knew they could win without him. its over know

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All the coiler fans salt is bringing me large amounts of happiness

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Press 'S' to spit on their graves.

>>75698765
Can I press S to shit on their grave ?

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>>75698519

shit fans root for shit teams

alex ovechkin is a bust

>>75698551
>feeling bad for the oilers
??????????

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Why couldn't Crosby have been injured last year? Sharks probably win if he's not playing. Life is pain.

>>75698686
Kuznetsov has been phenomenal, that line has been the best. That's a big improvement from last year

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>>75698772
Of course you can! Even better!

>>75698597
>S-Sens will win tomorrow, r-right?
only if you post butt

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>>75698778
More like he wasted his life playing for a team that will never win. Hope the money was worth it.

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>>75698782

This guy and Murray are the reasons why the Pens won last year

>>75698778
I'd bet big bucks that deep down he doesn't give a single shit about winning the cup. He just wants the money.

>>75698792
2nd

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>>75698804
Yeah it's because the Sharks couldn't handle 3 superstar lines. Without Crosby they're back to 2 superstar lines. Jones outplayed Murray in the Final but Murray beat Washington almost singlehandedly.

Ovi to the Wild

>>75698807
i wouldnt give a shit either its a dumb trophy lol theyre grown men and multi millionaires not kids at a tournament life not a disney movie they just want to drink beers smoke grass at their cabins and fuck their hot wives theyre mostly sick of hockey they have to play it all the fucking time and its not even fun in the nhl

>>75698807
nah I don't think so. it looks like it hurts him a lot when they go out. You could see it on his face tonight, he's upset with himself. Obviously for russians gold medals are life, but this is something that does mean a lot to him as well.

>Cucks can't win at home
Oilers confirmed to win next two games

>Landeskog and Silfverberg sound like they're from Iowa or Ontario

Wtf? Euros with no accent scare me. How did they get so good at English? What are they planning?

>>75698833
Wow so cynicool!

>>75698832
Ovi to Russia so he can win gold at the olympics without Crosby getting on his way.

>>75698825
I NEVER WON'T BE MAD. GO SHARKS

>>75698849

>oilels can't win without .975 SV% and meme goals
Not worried at all about game 5

ovi needs to drop about 20 pounds and change his game a bit

>flashback one year
https://streamable.com/g51u
>literally the same two players but in reverse this time

>>75698866
Oilels been getting nothing but meme goals
>shoot at ducks player
>score
>shoot at net
>goes wide

Ovi should be more like bill

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>Murray out
>Letang out
>CUNTSBY OUT
>still get cucked by Pens like always

To everyone professionally affiliated with the Washington Capitals organization:
END YOUR FUCKING LIVES.
You all seriously sicken me.

To members of the Caps' fanbase: I'm going off on a limb here, but I honestly would not judge you in the least if you decided to jump ship and pick a new team (through a completely random selection process, of course).
Your team is an absolute disgrace to all that is right and just in the world.

t. Flyers fan

>>75698882
what, a fucking fatass who barely lasts 20 second shifts and can't play defense?

How the fuck did San Jose manage to now get completely blown out? Wasn't almost the whole top six injured?

>>75698880
B-BUT REFPUCK!

>>75698894
false flag, bad post

Well could be worse, I could be a lawn mowing beaner.

>>75698898
No. A cup champion who ups his game when it counts and scores when you need him most.

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Can anyone notice a pattern in this? Should I get Benedict Cuminhersnatch to come and Sherlock this shit?

I'm legitimately curios though, is phil as fat as he seems? He looks so chunky, and I have a real hard ass time believing a fat guy could be a hockey player in the NHL

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>Craps choking SO HARD they literally scored on themselves

>>75698938
He had ball cancer and now his hormones are all fucked up

Should Anaheim just have one player hanging out in the other zone the whole game since offsides clearly doesn't count against them?

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>>75698919
ya im starting to notice a pattern alright

>>75698944
Should park him in the crease since goalie interference isn't a reason to over turn a goal

>>75698958
>>75698944
Seething. You lost, game over.

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>>75698938
No

>>75698971
thats fat to healthy ppl btw.

>>75698962
How is it a loss when the final score is Anaheim 2 Edmonton 3?

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>>75698971
What the fuck is wrong with Bill?

>>75698944
>oilers

>>75698982
Predatory hot dog vendors

https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/859956701495275521
BAHAHAHA

>>75698989
Obviously the capitals since a grade A whore like her has no gag reflex

>>75698944

Maybe you shouldn't have blown your challenge on a goal that definitely wasn't going to get overturned, fag

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https://twitter.com/mayorNHL/status/859842658692341760

Will he come back?

>>75698989
wow cool how much do u get to spam her account on here and reddit etc

>>75698997
>take out the blocker on a blocker side goal
>definitely won't be overturned

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>McDavid

>>75698938
He has a fat face.

>>75698982
he probably goes here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCFilI5Sgs

>>75698982
fat head genetics
>tfw have a fat head

>>75698919
Bruce Boudreaux

>>75699013
That would have if it was against any team outside of commiefornia.