/NFL/ general: the bongo lady

Did the browns draft Courtney Brown simply because his initials are C. Brown?

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>>75695518
>FA:Missing Joique, Lions to work out Matt Asiata

It's a no from me.

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>red sox cuck the orange ducks

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>>75695681
Wrong thread bro

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>>75695518
>anime on /sp/

>>75695722
old gay is hiding from the MLB general so I just wanted to make sure he knew

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in 15 games rookie Jordan Howard nearly matched the Packers, Lions and Vikings lead rushers combined

give me 2 reasons why he wasn't a more impressive rookie than Zeke

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>its still the offseason

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>>75695732

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>not football related
>weebshit
kill yourself op

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>>75695768
>A running back had similar production to 2 WRs and Jerick McKinnon

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>>75695732

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>>75695768
he absolutely was more impressive, a late round pick out performing a high first rounder behind a worse o-line. But the burrs fans aren't as autistic as cuckboys so no one knows who he is

jesus christ, broship faggotry last thread
weeb faggotry this thread
now all we need is that faggot bb to show up and completely ruin nfl general with his degenerate nonsense

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>>75695732
>>75695904
anime website kiddos : ' )

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>>75695518
hmm

anyway why is jason mccourty still a free agent? he's an above average player in my opinion and it feels like every team needs secondary help. is tennessee where players go to die now?

>>75695988
This. His team sucked so the media didn't cover it. I'm drafting him first round in fantasy.

What is it like to watch your girlfriend have sex with another man?

Also what is it like to watch your team win a super bowl?

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did someone say anime?

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>>75695904
>>75695732

>This

>>75696057

I like some good anime, and awoos myself sometime, but at least make the NFL general FOOTBALL-thread-image Football related.
Otherwise its just beta Faggotry.

The Spartan Warriors had some homosexuals, but they were not beta faggotry about it.

So step up your Football image selection you embarrassing trannies.

>>75696394

Ask your "Dad".

Since he is not your real father, since he was a jew liberal tranny negro, CU3CK like you.

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>>75696640
post squid

>>75696162
hmm?

idk probably a combination of injury concerns, age and expecting too much money

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>>75696670
A FUCKING LEAF

>>75695518
>Cards
>Gabbert
Please, yes. I can't wait for Palmer to go down again and for Gabbert to shit the bed. That fat fuck Arians' heart might finally burst. I'm so sick of that shit tier team hanging on the fringes of relevance.

>>75696670
>>75696752
Can you go away, please? Every post you make is nothing but delusional ramblings and not a single word of it makes sense. Please go read a book to potentially stabilize that sorry excuse you call grey mater from deteriorating any further you damn low born.

Canada already has a terrible reputation as is, so we don't need you making things worse.

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>>75697029


>i bet this pic is up on your wall

I

>>75696752
>a canadian trying to talk shit
Cute

>>75697185
Don't associate me with that idiot please. Maybe you can go do something productive instead using your phone to shitpost.

What team do you even cheer for? Pats?

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>weeb shit

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>>75697348

>>75697433
>posting fakes
It ok, weebnigger. You can still pull the "anime website" and still be wrong as fuck. You dont need a fake in a sport forum :^)

is /a/ really that bad a board that people have to go to other boards to post about anime?

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>>75697621
>go to /a/
>like football
>/a/ is for anime and manga discussion
>go to /sp/ to talk about football
>spend a lot of time on /a/ so most reaction images are anime
Is it that complicated of a concept? It's not like anon are coming here to discuss anime.

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>>75697621

Every board posts about anime. Only redditors complain about anime on an anime website, which is why everyone knows you are a redditor.

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>>75697822
This, I can understand getting triggered if people are actually discussing anime but getting upset over anime reaction images is dumb

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nelson agholor break out year incoming

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>>75698017
more like Wentz going Marino his sophomore season and carry that sorry ass

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Post top 10 QBs

>>75698312
You first

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post smug anime qbs

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>>75695518
>The Jaguars actually got MULTIPLE COMPENSATION IN THE FORM OF PICKS for Blaine Gabbert
Based Caldwell working the smarks

>>75698382
He did

>>75698420
Where?

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Cowboys!

>>75698492
That sun really helped Miles Austin lmao

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>>75698312
t1. Rodgers and Brady
3. Brees
4. Ryan
t5. Carr and Luck
7. Ben
8. Rivers
9. Cousins
10. Wilson

>>75698399
the smuggest

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>>75698505
>Cousins

>>75698505
>Luck top 10 with a functional offense and #1 wideout in possibly the most cakewalk division of them all
>Stafford not top 10 despite basically the same stats, in a harder division, and with no defense and shit pass catchers

I know most fudgepacker fans aren't very smart, but dude. Also Wilson and Cousins? Topkek

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>>75698516
do you think the success of rodgers will make stafford grow apathetic like it did cutler?

>>75698477
Right here >>75698312
Don't you recognize Matthew Stafford?

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>>75698620
Probably not desu

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>>75698516
had a higher passer rating last season than fratford ever had
his one flaw was his difficulty finding the endzone but he still threw for more TDs and scored considerably more PPG

>>75698579
Lucks Oline was a sizable knock worse and the colts receiving depth after TY Hilton is practically nonexistent, whereas Detroit actually had decent depth

Luck was top 5 in TDs/game and yards/game and outscored Stafford by a solid margin

here is a fun fact for you fratford-fags
Rodgers has never finished a game scoring under 7 points. stafford did twice in his last 4 games :^)

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>>75698399
p/a/ckers are the smuggest

>>75698701
>Passer rating
Literally means nothing to me
>The 2nd most talented QB of this generation is better than a full-time dad
Bravo

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>>75698399

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Thank you based Carr

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Ready to get buttfucked by the best slot receiver duo in the league?

>>75699090
TYBC

The NFL play offs are now a best of three series.

What happens?

Why even have a season? Even if Brady tears his ACL Pats'll still go 1st seed.

>>75699396
all teams will be playing backups by the time the superbowl rolls around in april

>>75699396

League basically alternates between sets of teams that make the playoffs every year since the playoff teams basically need to play another season. Way more ded star players.

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Just made this image with different logos for the chilean football teams.
Do they all look like NFL teams or there are some that don't follow the style?

>>75699436
Fucking this.

>>75699396
This is murder ball. And not even the pre 00's murder ball where there was no such thing as a defenseless catcher.

Players would be kill anon

>>75699453
>they unironically are actually stealing the logo

jej

JEJ

J E J
E
J

Can the Steelers sue?

>>75699478
The Steelers don't own the logo

>>75699396
The Broncos would win the superb owl cause their defense would adapt well after 3 games and they literally murder people. Their only offense is just ground and pound with like 4 running backs, tiring the shit out of opponents defense while semen occasionally completes a pass. Defense ends up scoring more than the offense in 2/3 games, still win.

>>75699619
Would watch.

>>75699396
If you cut two preseason games, reduced season schedule to 12 games, and made sure there were only two rounds of playoffs before the super bowl, you could theoretically do it without much change to the current nfl layout. But you'd still have to make the 3 playoff games a week to week basis.

>>75699453

> Greens

ran out of imagination or what

>>75699857
Actual team was a fusion of Green Cross and Temuco

Why can't the Eagles win a superb owl?

>>75700076
Best periods in franchise history they were trying to win with no receivers and a black QB. They finally made the Owl with Owens and then they fucked up and he and Donovan got mad at each other. 2005-2010 should have had two owls for the iggles but shit got fucked.

>>75700095
The fucked up part is that they won more with no receivers and a black QB than they have in recent memory

>BB makes another anime thread

Can the mods permaban this tranny already?

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Morning Boys!

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the chargers will win the AFC West

I come from the future. The top ten quarterbacks for the 2017 season are:

1. Tom Brady
2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Philip Rivers
4. Matt Ryan
5. Derek Carr
6. Matthew Stafford
7. Drew Brees
8. Jameis Winston
9. Kirk Cousins
10. Dak Prescott

>>75700710
This man is a false prophet.

I'm actually from the future and it's

1. Matt Ryan
2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Drew Brees
4. Dak Prescott
5. Derrek Carr
6. Phillip Rivers
7. Jameis Winston
8. Kirk Cousons
9. Deshaun Watson
10. Carson Wentz

Stafford had his back broken and missed most of the year.
Tom Brady was diagnosed with a rare cancer after a team evaluation found it after he'd suffered a lacerated kidney from a hard sack after the 6th week.

>>75695768
Jordan Howard is great. I don't look forward to facing him twice a year but the Lions, Packers and Vikings all had shit at RB. Pretty sure the Lions leading rusher only had like 400 yards and the Packers leading rusher was a fucking WR.

>>75700779
Stafford hasn't missed a game due to injury in like 5 years.

Really hoping no finger injury bullshit happens again. Lions got insanely worse when Stafford hurt his finger. 100% of their plays for the next 5 games were all in shotgun formation.

>>75700996
Rodgers actually looked like he would lead the packers in rushing for a while before Montgomery raped the bears

Ty Montgomery's 4 longest career runs all came against the bears lel

>>75698688
Why did you save this?

Why are you posting it as though it's a good pass when it required a massive adjustment and dive on OBJ's behalf?

Why are you so fucking retarded?

>>75695768
In fifteen games Zeke had 300 more yards.

>>75701113
Behind the best offensive line in the NFL. Give Howard that Oline and a guy like Prescott and he puts up similar, if not better numbers.

>>75701113
While playing with a future HOF TE, a possible HOF WR, the league OROTY at QB, and a top 3 offensive line.

>>75701148
Ridiculous conjecture.

>>75701154
Yes, and?

>>75701154
>>75701148
Hmmm.....

>>75701175
I'll explain it in more straight-forward terms so you can explain.

Howard was literally the only thing on the Bears offense that teams had to stop. Teams made him their priority, because stopping him meant stopping the Bears offense. He had no help. Yet he put up numbers comparable to Elliot, who had tons of help, and who teams couldn't strictly orient their defense around.

I can explain it in even simpler terms if you need me to.

>#Eagles claim LB Steven Daniels off waivers from the Washington Redskins.
literally who

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>tfw your team signed some severely underrated UDFAs that's most likely making the team

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What other trophy is he adding to his collection?

A MVP??? Yes please!

>>75701219
Except the Cowboys relies more heavily on Zeke to achieve a 13-3 record, calling more run plays than the Bears. And opposing teams more often game planned for Elliott, rather than for Howard. Zeke also rushed for 125 yards in a playoff game. Love Howard, but unfortunately, I believe he is more at risk for a sophomore slump, given that he doesn't have the support you referred to earlier.

>>75701244
They never pan out. The best you can hope for is a depth guy. Extremely rare you find a great player who went undrafted. Only one that comes to mind is Antonio Gates.

>>75701280
>relied
Fixed.

>>75701286
You're such a huge newfag it's not even funny.

Lurk more before you talk ball.

Who is the most cancerous poster in these threads?

>>75701355
you
and spartan

>>75701244
I like that DE from LSU. Lead his team in sacks second to last year, they changed to a 3-4, and his production decreased as he had to become a two gap.

A clear case of retarded college coaches screwing their commits in favor of new schemes and misusing talent.

>>75701304
Take a look at a list of the best undrafted free agents of all time. There are some good names but it's nothing mind boggling. I'm not saying undrafted free agents can't make a difference, but it's rare to see an undrafted player end up in a starting position.

>>75701379
Hate it when this happens, and the kids can't transfer without missing an entire year.

The NCAA is fucking retarded.

>>75701304

The chance of a UDFA becoming an impact player is very small. There's a reason the players have gone undrafted, and those reasons usually result in a short career. Guys like La'el Collins and Vontaze Burfict, that had the talent but fell because of character concerns, are of course a different thing.

> Unofficially, the Packers have signed 207 undrafted players before to the start of the regular season in the Thompson era and not a single one has been elected to a Pro Bowl. Shields is the only one to play in one, serving as a sub for Darrelle Revis after the 2014 season.

> Of the 207, a total of 59 have played in at least one regular-season game, but only six have made 20 career starts anywhere in the NFL and only seven (Shields, Dietrich-Smith, Taylor, Boykin, M.D. Jennings, Don Barclay and LaDarius Gunter) have made at least 10 career starts as a member of the Packers.

http://www.packersnews.com/story/sports/nfl/packers/draft/2017/04/25/short-shelf-life-undrafted-free-agents/100883770/

I know that's Packers, but the ratios are afaik similar for a lot of other teams.

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>>75701154
>a possible HOF WR

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>>75700317

>>75701658
Dez has never been a top 3 WR in the league and has arguably never been the best player on his offense.

>>75701710
He also didn't catch it.

>>75701717

not like that

Zeke will have a big drop off in year two. All sophmore running backs do.

>>75701717
what the fuck are you doing !!!!!!!!

>>75701717
who are you why are you in my kitchen and why are you wasting perfectly good eggs

>>75701732
David Johnson.

>>75696179
I was considering doing this as well. Did the bears have any changes to their O-line? If not I think I might.

>>75701710
Fucking lol Dez Bryant will never make the HoF

Just considering guys drafted 2010 onwards he's gonna have to have an equal or better career than AJ Green, OBJ, Julio Jones and Antonio Brown to get in

He's a great player at times but he's not HoF calibre he's just not that good

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>>75699453
>Crusaders

Am I the only one who wants an expansion team in St. Louis to be called the "St. Louis Crusaders"?

>Panthers could get another weapon
>still have a QB that can't pass worth a damn
what's the point?

>>75701754
Zeke is no David Johnson. Also Johnson wasn't given the full workload through his entire rookie season, he was eased into it.

>>75701841
The bears interior line is seriously underrated. The only thing that sucks is our tackles. Whitehair was a huge pickup and was also asked to play center his rookie year (never played the position ever) and performed the best on the line. If Grasu recovers well from his ACL tear the oline will be pretty solid with Sitton, Long, White hair, and Grasu. Charles Leno and Massie are the weak points but they signed a swing tackle in FA and drafted a small school guy that I don't believe in.

But with as much hate as Pace has received he drafted great players previously.

>>75701930
I don't get where this meme started that the bears have a bad offensive line. Sitton, Long and Whitehair..

Their real issue is that awful receiving core and quarterbacks. Bears probably have the worst receiving core in the NFL now that Jeffrey is gone.

>>75701480
It's small but the guys are cheap as hell compared to other players. Also it can have a lot to do with scouting and who is hiring the players. Plus your teams depth the Lions had several UDFAs start last year but they has shit depth still they found a gem in Zack Zenner who was showing up the #1 RB until they stopped running the ball to him for some reason.

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>top 10 most disturbing anime scenes of all time

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>wake up
>realize carr is my QB
>realize he is my QB for years to come
TYBC

>>75701286
The Raider slot receiver for the last 2 seasons was an UDFA. Last year the league leader in yards/rush was an UDFA (min 60 carries) You're right that you'll rarely find superstars but solid starters are not all that uncommon

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>>75702134
TYBC

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>>75698399

Sure he's a cartoon fox, but I'm sure Belichek can turn him into a pro-bowl successor to Brady.

>>75702134
>wake up as a Cardinals fan
>your QB future has and always will be in flux
All the crying I do to sleep keeps me well rested desu

Andrew Luck will have his first 100+ passer rating season and lead the Colts to a division championship.

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>>75701717

With jews, you lose.

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Here is the official salary for lynch

In short raiders essentially signed him for 2 million per year if he is dog shit
8 million if he is a 1k rusher

Jesus Christ that new board never stood a chance


TYBC
Y
B
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>>75702429
>lynch wants to play for his hometown team
>team moves to vegas

>>75702460
Well It's a two year deal and the team doesn't move until 2019

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Rams fans, what can I expect from Britt?

>>75701717
Those eggs look like someone legit just barfed in the pan, splatter and all

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I've been told Reuben Foster suffered concussions while at Alabama and that his recovery time was a concern.

>>75702676

BUST
U
S
T

>>75702560
40 catches
600 yards
2 TDs

Holy crap. The Cowboys are gonna be good.

>>75701894
OBJ is shit, as a packers fan we had a shitty secondary and still shut him down in the playoffs. Overated player that makes a couple meme catches here and there.

>>75702835
Right? What the frick can the rest of the league do to stop them?

>>75702872

> frick

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>>75701111
Why are you so autistic when seeing a good pass?

>>75702872
underaged b& GTFO

>>75702676
Glass shoulders
Fucked knees
Concussion prone
Chimps out way too often

He literally is a carbon copy of myles jack

>>75703077
Its not a good pass. If it was a good pass OBJ wouldnt have had to make such a huge adjustment. Thats the point.

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>>75703117
>people pissed the Lions didn't take Reuben BUSTer
>instead we picked based Jarrad Davis who will hopefully lead our defense as a MLB for years
Why do they still doubt this man?

>>75703077
>>75703165
hes right
odell was wide open
if that was brees, its a td

>>75703165

If it gets you 50 yards, it's a good pass, even if the placement wasn't as good as it should've been.

>>75701957
>I don't get where this meme started that the bears have a bad offensive line. Sitton, Long and Whitehair..
Their tackles are pretty dreadful. I agree about the interior though, it's top notch

>>75703278
Depends on the situation. When you have one of the quickest receivers in the league behind the secondary and wide open, a good throw equals a lay up TD

>>75703278
Just because OBJ is a good enough reciver to make up for a poor pass, doesnt it a good pass suddenly

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Imagine being this disgruntled about a dragon

>>75703077
Can you read you fucking retard?

My entire point was that WASN'T a good pass and OBJ had to leave his route, run horizontal across the field and dive to even catch it.

Whats up with all the Stafford cock sucking? Why does /nfl/ like mediocre QBs so much?

>>75703471
>throw inaccurate as fuck pass
>through pure skill the receiver still manages to get it

Haha what good qb play am I right guys?

>>75703471
Imagine being such a fucking failure at life that you've to invest your self-worth in a fucking football player and delude yourself with respect to the caliber of his play.

I fucked p12. She has a really big cock and balls but perfectly passes for a cute little girl. I fuck her ass a lot. She likes getting fucked hard and its mesmerizing watching her large cock and balls bounce and flop around. We have cock fights sometimes. On rare occasions I'll suck her cock and lick her balls. She's got super smooth balls and a nice ass and big nibbles with small but present loli tier tits. Shes like straight out of an anime so the relationship is perfect for me and we'll probably be together for the rest of our lives. We literally live out anime sex fantasies. We've turned the bed into a cum sponge. This is legit sick shit but she's literally THE perfect trap and looks like that ami girl from soc but not as thicc, more shapely like a chubby asian girl and her pear frame all converge to form a trap golden ratio. I met her long before the superbowl so i'm not giving her up no matter what anyone says. P12s my waifu. But I'm still a redpilled and if you don't like it, fuck Trump and fuck white people.

>>75703471
>throw long passes into triple coverage once
>Calvin actually comes up with it, greatest receiver ever, Stafford leagues most underrated QB, play is on highlight reels for a month
>the next ten attempts throwing it into triple coverage
>4 interception games, pick sixes, and glorified punts
>same old Lions at it again

Granted Stafford is showing as a more well rounded QB now that CJ is retired, but god damn was it frustrating watching this process play out every time one of his terrible decisions actually panned out early in his career. It seems like even the coaching staff bought into the Calvin Johnson can't be triple covered meme.

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>>75703631
>>75703653
R-E-L-A-X

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Don't forget.

>>75703686
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

VOTE FOR THE OFFICIAL /nfl/ BROSHIPS!

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>>75704151
They've already confirmed they are moving him to the outside. Feeling a lot better about the Lions secondary with the picks they'll still be green as fuck so I expect Rodgers and Ryan to style all over them in the first half before they come into their own to finish the season.

This is my overly optimistic predictions which requires Jarrad and Teez to have great rookie seasons, Teez really did just under-perform at the combine, and everyone stays healthy.

>>75703874
t. virgin and proud

http://www.strawpoll.me/12894947

how will history remember tom brady?

>>75704825

salty

>>75695732
Touhou isn't anime

>>75705020
I didn't vote to keep the integrity pure

>>75698312
Men who fuck countless women are doomed to have daughters

>>75704381
there is nothing wrong with being pure

>>75699396
The NFL would cease to exist because players would be in and out the league and lack of talented players would cause lack of interest. There's a reason why football season is so short and games are winner take all.

>>75705165
I would be very surpised to find a virgin in Brazil, with your hyper sexualised culture, unbelievably hot women, presence of drugs, traps and rape, it'd seem rare, EVERYTHING gets fucked over there

>>75701070
His mechanics and technique got better though ironically enough. The injury forced him to alternate his throwing style and improved his accuracy a bit

>>75703238
Quinn primarily chose Davis because of his proven leadership qualities. Quinn is going after the intangibles, not just raw talent and it might pay off

>>75700779
>>75700710
>no big ben
>Rivers
>Cousins
>Deshaun fucking Watson
kill yourselves

>>75705515
Big Ben isn't elite, he's a good qb but he isn't elite. Guy has never beaten Brady in the post season

>>75705543
In recent years only Joe Flacco and Noodle Arm have beaten Brady in the postseason, the fuck you mean? Half those Qbs havent even played in the postseason lol

>>75705593
Don't forget Peyton and Mark Fucking Sanchez

>>75703801
Have fun getting annually blown the fuck out in the playoffs
>swiss cheese oline

Brett Favre's daughter is T H I C C

>>75705725
Noodle arm is Peyton

>>75705593
The fact that Ben has been in the league as long as he has and still hasn't beaten Brady doesn't flatter him.

So who, in your most unbiased opinion, is the best QB in the league?


Also what do you think it feels like to be penetrated by a penis?

>>75705924
Didn't she do porn?

>>75705924
this post is useless without pics

>>75705962
Oh I thought you meant Eli

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>>75705924
HOLY SHIT

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>>75706213
GOD DAMN

>>75706128
No. That was Laurence Fishburns daughter.

>>75706213
Gross. Holy completely ugly face.

>>75705996
So how many fucking times has Rivers beaten Brady in the playoffs? He's been in the NFL since 2004 and has been to the postseason how many times? like twice? Yet suddenly he'll be top tier? fuck right off

>>75706213
OH LAWD JEEZUS

>>75706281
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>75706213

GOTDAYMN

>>75706128

No. That was Bernie Kosar's daughter

>>75706281
Nigga, I won't be looking that face if I had that on my lap

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>>75706213

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>>75706281
YOU WIN

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>>75706213

Brehs.

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this is good to see, i felt like the run defense was lacking last year. curry better watch out or he's gonna be benched quickly

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>wentz is compared to mary sue

>>75706449
all I am seeing is a holding not called and a typical big boy college linemen that doesn't know how to use his feet properly

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would it be disrespectful to fuck the shit out of Favre's daughter?

>>75706508
if you send the pics to him after, it would be

>>75706508
it would be a federal offense to not fuck the shit out of favre's daughter

she isn't even fat thicc

she is classic thicc

>>75706508
I don't think it's disrespectful to dream about fucking a woman you'll never have any chance with, anon.

her IG is private

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is it possible to have too many TEs

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that isn't brett favre's daughter

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>>75706213
it's a shoop de whoop

>>75706344
>>75706383
>>75706409
You fucks only think she is cute because you all subconciously want to gargle Farves semen. She is not cute at all in the face. And her body looks a bit ridiculous.

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>>75706753

>>75706800
yes
no
no
no
yes
yes
yes
no

>>75706489
compared how? god i hate starwars

>>75706753
>fucking someone's daughter in any way resembles gargling said someone's semen
anon how do you think a man fucks a woman

>>75706753
I can fuck any ugly but T H I C C girl, Beyonce, WendyWilliams, Michelle Obama, Sareena Williams, Your momma, maybe p12 and even that ugly bitch Colleen Wolfe

>>75706830
>implying mary sue is a starwars thing
>hating starwars

>>75706800
>the one with the nose
>the one with the forehead
>the one that's a literal gremlin
shit genes/10

>>75706800
mom literally the hottest

>>75706827
>not fucking based favre

Homo

>>75706855
It's a Star Trek thing, actually.

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Post WAGs

>>75706880
>implying Favre wouldn't be the one doing the fucking

>>75706854
Wolfe is the best looking woman you listed

>>75706889
it's a fiction thing in general you dumbshit, it's not any story in particular

>>75706830
me too
http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap3000000757025/nfl-players-as-star-wars-characters

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>>75706908

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>>75706908

>>75706800
damn, Brett made some handsome daughters kek

>>75706953
No, you fucking moron. It originates from a Star Trek story in the 70s. The reason its use in fiction is called "Mary Sue" is specifically due to one Star Trek story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue#Origin_and_development_of_the_meaning

inb4 matt ryan's wife

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>>75706998
they were made for each other

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I miss Nnamdi

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>>75706908

>>75706994
>originates
I know that, that doesn't make it what it means you mouth breathing retard. There's a difference between

>what's a mary sue
>it's a star trek thing
>then why is it used in many other places that have nothing to do with star trek
>because I literally don't understand anything about anything
and
>what's a mary sue
>it's an overpowered/wankfest OC made by shitty fanfic writers for their own wish fulfillment
>oh okay
>the first one was from star trek
>nobody cares

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>>75707073
wow, he is /sp/: the QB

Pic : Phillip Rivers and his kids

>>75707117
Philip Rivers wasn't disappointed that the Chargers moved from San Diego.

He just wanted them to move to Salt Lake City instead.

>>75707095
Jesus christ bucme, you're such a blubbering autist. Do you actually get as mad as you sound on here in real life?

>>75707275
how do you know that's cuckme?

>>75707275
didn't he get aids and die or something

>>75707294
>there's only one autist on /sp/
when has this ever been true?

>>75707294
>>75707300
Because I've never seen anyone else get so fucking pissed over something so meaningless in /nfl/. If it's not him it means there are two autists on that level out there, which is a little frightening.

Oh, also the pathetic overly personal insults. Dude is very insecure

>>75707319
meant for >>75707275

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>>75702134
>wake up
>Raiders aren't a dumpster fire

What a time to be alive

>>75707332
>I've never seen anyone else get so fucking pissed over something so meaningless
good point

>If it's not him it means there are two autists on that level out there
have you seen these threads? i'd be surprised if there were ONLY 2 tubro autists

>>75707350
I believe this is an Eagles girl you've posted, friend.

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>>75707350
>wake up
>Lions are on the right track
What a time to be alive

>>75707350
awoo?

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the tampa bay buccaneers are an elite football team

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Hopefully Barnett and Douglas pan out

>>75707489
Elite at LOSING

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>>75707501
yes losing and winning it's quite remarkable what such a modest expansion team has accomplished

>>75707501
kek, this

>>75707498
Shouldn't the receivers be below average or shit?

>>75707532
no this >>75707522

>>75707522
goddamn it, that's a funny image, but Fucc the buccs

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>>75707522

>>75707561
Hah

>>75707555
there is objectively no intelligent and sensible reason for hating the tampa bay buccaneers

you should take a shower and visit the seed of your convictions because they are very much out of order

>>75707607
>you should take a shower and visit the seed of your convictions
Lol are you just throwing words together to try and sound smart? This post makes very little sense, even for a nigger.

>>75707537
Alshon is on the team but ya torrey smith was pretty shit the past two years in san fran

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>The 3 historic GOATS of their sport

>>75707624
that sentence makes perfect sense you idiot

i'm saying you should take a shower and while there think long and hard about why you hate the tampa bay buccaneers

but it's become clear you hate them because you're an idiot so feel free to go another week without showing you slimy shitback

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>>75706859
This famalamakabamagus. Prime cougar material right there.

>>75707607
I hate them because they beat >ny team in the owl

>My girlfriend just said Leonard Fournette is cute

Nooooooo

>>75707661
>Nigger calling anyone else dirty

This is LITERALLY the pot calling the kettle black, except if the pot was on welfare and had only a 4th grade education, and the kettle was actually white.

>>75707691
so BLM calling cops evil?

>>75706961
Fucking kek. That guy's expression on the right. Looks like he has a butt plug in his ass.

>>75707680
Dump that bitch now

>>75707680
get rid of that coal burner dude

>>75707680
Trade her to the bengals, you can a 4th rounder guaranteed

>>75707707
Or African-Americans calling the white man the devil when African kings enslaved far more blacks before the whites ever got there. Or bucme calling someone else an idiot despite being the dumbest, creepiest poster on this board. Take your pick, really.

>>75707691
>hehe NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

i shower twice day (three times if i take a midday shit, depending on the time), spend 2 minutes brushing my teeth three times a day, and basically groom myself to perfection

keep posting stupid shit though you dumbfuck you're on a roll

>>75707738
GOYIM, NO!

is jacksonville going to be good? Are they finally going to be good? Their defense looks top tier and their offense looks to be improved if fournette doesn't get hurt.

>>75707561
>the whole offseason of YOU CAN'T QUELL THE BELL
>first nfl ball he touches is fumbled

>>75707777
QUADS QUELLS THE BELL

BUCME BTFO, HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER??

>>75707738
oh i'm dumb?

that's funny because i can't recall a single instance of someone on this board proving me wrong

how about you stop spewing shit and substantiate some you faggot

>>75707777
that wasn't the first time he touched the ball you idiot

that was his second season

>>75707760
They might be now that Coughlin is back, but I don't think immediately.

When they change from Bortles I think they'll improve more.

>>75707744

>liberal doesn't know showering so much daily is objectively bad for your health and immune system.

I bet you think butter is bad for you too.

>>75707736
I'm sure Mixon will teach her a lesson

>>75707801
considering that what he just said is objectively incorrect it's a pretty simple recovery for me good luck proving to anyone on this board that you aren't a shit-slurping retard though

>>75707819
i won't be alive long enough for that to matter

you know what they always say:

half as long, twice as bright

that's me. i'll be dead before i hit 35 and i'll have accomplished more than any of you deadbeats rest assured

>>75707813
Bortles is a good quarterback. He will prove that this year seeing as they will have a run game.

>>75707858
whatever, Bell busted and you know it

>>75707873
no shit bell busted you dumbfuck where have i said otherwise

>>75699129
That aint Edelman and Dola bitch.

>>75695518
>bongo
that's a tambourine you fucking nerd

>>75707883
lotta anger for a shitposter

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I had to get the bear cereal lads

>>75707777
In Bucme's defense Bell was an up and coming meme even before the Bucs took him so any other fanbase would've done the same thing. Bell becoming a meme was inevitable.

Can anyone provide me with some dank Chefs/Smeth memes? My folder got deleted. Rares are appreciated

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>>75707958

>>75707956
Not that you don't have a good point, but
>Defending Bucme, ever
>Not just watching him get btfo/trolled until he's frothing at the mouth and spewing out pointless paragraphs trying to defend his nonexistent dignity

>>75707634
sucking cock is a sport?
and when did modeling become a sport?

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>>75697336

Dont get mad bc I post at Olympic and HOF levels. While you are at pee wee Football or at liberal reddit levels.

But since you asked my Tim Hortons Canuck:

I grew up first supporting the 49ers when a wee baby in California.

And the Patriots are also my team. Because I love America.

But i abandonef those San Francisco 49er cocksuckers when they stopped being American after the Montana/Young generation. Specially when those liberal tech beta hipster queers moved in and ruined that state.

Specially after Anti-America rich fake azz Kaepernick I hope San Francisco burns to the ground in another great fire or Earthquake.

Now i support the Patriots/GOAT, and the Las Vegas Raiders some because they are back in America from Oakland shithole, and Carr is a good Christian lad.

I bet you love the Seattle/communist Seahawks.

>>75708051
>Supporting two teams in the same conference
Are all Canadians this gay?

>>75708051
i really like this new persona mayo keep it up

>>75708051
you realize kap isn't a 49er right?

http://blindgossip.com/?p=85159

>>75707858
>Alive

Well I can respect that, i wish you well. May your name echo in eternity.

>>75708040

>sucking cock

You are mistaking her profession for your mamas.

>modeling

She is not a "model".

Gisele trained and worked from the age of 15 on to become the TOP and richest SUPERMODEL. She won every competition, title, and trophy she entered. Both regional and globally. She literally amassed a hundred million dollar FA salary and initiated the Supermodel OWL. She retired woth more than any NFL player, including Brady.

>>75708051
What. A. Fucking. Faggot.

>>75708171
Too bad she is ugly