CLE absolutely mutilates TOR 125-103
SA vs HOU starting now on TNT
>>75693321
Spurrs by 10
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
First for natural selection
Lost by 31
Lost by 19
Lost by 38
Lost by 12
Lost by 22
>Raptors playoff history away vs the Cavs
If the Cavs win, we win.
if Cavs dont sweep then they wont win the Finals
MY Spurries will come back
reminder that dwyane wade would be the 2nd greatest SG if it wasnt for injuries
>>75693434
Damn, Lebron looks like THAT?
Can't wait for the Lakers to start winning rings again and restore order to the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM0IB-1xJ8s
what do you guys think of this kino
>>75693434
i feel like drake kind of stole lebrons style now. he buffed up and started acting like a douche like him
what time do the knicks play?
>>75693489
What time is the draft lottery
>>75693484
I don't know what's wrong with Warriors fans. It's like the entire fanbase caught the 'tism.
>>75693545
It's bleacher report dumbass
>>75693321
I really like this OP
>first quarter half over
>keep refreshing catalog
>still no spurs/rockets thread
>>75693412
Zero hour 9 AM
Why does Houston have a monkey on the court?
did anyone see the spurs loli
>houston has cooled off from 3 pt land
lol enjoy your gentleman's sweep in 5 rocketfags
Cavs play too many mindgames on weaker teams. Even though they aren't that much better they just put fear into their hearts. more so than the warriors. they basically blitz the star players and make the jittery role players make the shots and they completely fall apart.
this arrogance is so good to get a mental edge, you don't even need to play that great at this point.
LMA...O
>>75693434
BLACKED
>>75693484
More reddit than reddit itself
the spurs are getting swept
fucking cap it
>>75693785
Houston in 8
>>75693736
Cavs are a weak team. I honestly have no idea how they keep winning. Every single player is trash. Especially that starting SF can't remember his name.
>>75693736
bruh if you listened to the cav's podcast they talk about how lebron read shit like chiaotzu's art of war and basically didn't start winning championships until he learned how to play mindgames. It all dates back to the Dallas series where dirk got in his head and he had to learn mental manipulation to make sure it never happened to him again
BAH GAWD
>>75693812
never agreed with somone ever in my life, houston in 8. olduras btfo
spurs might be up but it doesnt look like they can keep up. this is like their best shot and its not good enough once houston gets going.
this is sad, the spurs are done.
>come to watch basketball
>see some big nig steel chair a mascot
What the fuck am I watching
Houston is going to fucking sweep this garbage ass team. Fucking parker is a slow turd old grandpa, Ka-wee is a fucking fedora tier muh fundementalism retard. Don't even get me started on that senile faggot in charge of those autists...
Rockets have this in the bag, cap this
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
NOW WATCH ME NENE
XDDD
>Canashits
>>75693842
it sounds like it, i felt like cavs were the worse team last year but they employed so many mindgames on the warriors. baiting him to foul, constantly shittalking and blockign dead balls, getting his wife to chimp out on twitter, letting barnes take every open shot, playing slightly dirty after the bogut injury to rattle the warriors players
its gonna be tough i cant wait to see what kind of crazy shit happens this year.
>>75693321
Canadian logic dictates that the Raptors actually won by losing.
>>75693875
holy crap you are fast.
just saw that literally 90 seconds ago.
>mfw internet illiterate.
I, too, was shocked at chair violence. and I live in deep south Texas, USA.
#nochairleftbehind #chairlivesmatter #chairchender #chairsfortrump
>Lee Priest FTW
remember me, westshits?
>>75693875
caption: YOU'RE NEXT, BEAR
This is a great game, spurdoras will still get blown the fuck out though
>>75694013
Literally turned him into Westshook.
>>75694013
Brutal Sim my favorite 2k youtuber
Rocucks literally fell for Pops plan
beverley is guarding too close, needs to straighten up desu
>>75693942
>You've been raked
I still see leaves everywhere. Can white women do anything right?
>>75694326
>"""white"""
Why is no one talking about the fact that LeBron passed Kareem?
>>75694438
Because we already know LeGod was better than kareem ever could be
>>75694431
Is this white?
>>75694514
No, Argentinian
>>75694544
What about this? Also basketball
>>75693484
how incredibly cringeworthy
Is this white?
>>75694514
prime pam was perfect tbqh
>>75694569
Yeah shes swedish
>>75694615
no, albino
>>75694438
He could pass MJ this year.
SELENA
WE MISS YOU
>>75694639
What about these? Caucasians?
>>75694615
he's a quarter black isn't he?
>>75694677
No one will consider him better than Jordan even if he passes him because of 3-4. People might rate him higher than Kareem. Jordan is on a pedal stool.
>>75694637
this tbhfampai
>>75694579
that was actually kind of cute/funny
>>75694722
>quarter
He has 1000% sub-saharan african DNA dating back to the first homo sapiens you stupid neanderthal
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How do you guard John Wall?
Here's another 2000% African. As you can see red hair and freckles are African traits
>Taco Bell Triple Double Crunch Wrap
Based Westbrook confirmed MVP and GOAT.
>>75694812
>Clops get BTFO in the first round
>go back to your Cavs trip to bandwagon them the rest of the year
Where have I seen this pattern before?
>>75694977
kek I completely forgot Clips had multiple personalities
>>75694943
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.
Harden got cucked out of the crunchwrap sponsorship and lost his Taco Bell contract.
Is Ibaka elite?
>>75694977
>>75695050
Ibaka is ass at defending the three.
I've been saying this for years and people don't seem to notice. Last year against the Warriors he kept fouling three point shooters at the worst moments and in game 7 he ruined any chance of a 4th quarter comeback by fouling Curry on a retarded pump fake and regularly bites on any and all pump fakes.
>>75695050
It's so obvious when LeBron is going to shoot a 3 and people are still scared to get up on him.
>>75695144
Same shit with Harden.
90% of the time he does that retarded iso dribble on the top of the key he's shooting a three, no if ands or buts, only guys that actually step up to guard it are Roberson and sometimes Kawhi but he didn't do it last game.
>>75695050
holy fuck the disrespect
>>75695144
first of all he usually gets the switch so its a player out of position and uncomfortable defending the perimeter
second of all he can easily draw the foul if you get to close.
third he's a big guy, you can't stop it when someone shoots like that. its the same with durant. hes had time to size you up so hes okay with the contest
okay /nba/....which one of you did this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irDfUKBwSWI
>>75695312
>its a nail biter here in indy
no OT tonight
>ball game
real smooth
>>75694778
dont @ me with that noise
>>75695392
I need you to delete this.
Anyone have links to the ess pee discord?
>>75695434
do these pictures make you feel uncomfortable
>Kawhi Leonard and Kobe have NOT worked out
>>75695565
how u do this
>>75693736
>they aren't that much better
Celtics are gonna shit all over the Cavs.
Why is NBA commissioner always a Jewish guy?
why does this Anderson loser always point to the roof it's not leaking bitch
>>75695598
>get super high resolution picture of player
>put in photoshop
>copy and paste to a new document
>resize to smaller (800x500 or so) size
>use spot healing brush to remove eyes, nose, mouth
>copy eyes nose mouth from high resolution document
>use edit, transform, warp tool to make them look weird
>use eraser with feathered edge to blend them in
>>75695629
Just a coincidence, but the league office is in NYC which is something like 15% Jewish.
>>75695587
>not knowing this already
Why does the game thread only have 15 posts? What the fuck butt.
>but they told me i was the next superstar of the league
>>75695711
Some dumb cockshit faggot made a gamethread and didn't write Spurs or Rockets in the OP properly so it doesn't show up in the catalog when you search the team names.
Refresh the front page and it'll show up.
>>75695657
>non-Jews forbidden from leadership
>coincidence
>>75695643
thanks hinkie
>harden
>2/11
>MVP candidate
this league is a joke.
>James Harden has been ass all playoffs
>is ass again after one good game
>TV commentators try and damage control and make up injuries as an excuse
Did the same shit for Curry last year, pathetic. Just give credit to Roberson and Kawhi you fucking dick suckers.
Soft foul, inadvertent, good box out.
Stop babbying Harden you retarded fucking refs.
Someone take Reggie Miller out to the backyard and Old Yeller that retarded faggot.
wow harden flopped again
atleast lebron would stay down there for a few minutes to sell it better. fucking joke of an mvp
>>75695910
>MVP
He didn't win it bro. How do you not know?
>>75695843
>>75695895
Samefag westempty dickrider
He's out of the playoffs get over it
i never realized how dirty harden is. not only does he flop he also likes to take cheap shots at other players
>>75695958
Seriously kys schizo
lol spurs fans making excuses cus they're only up by8
>>75695933
thank god then, fucking anthony bennet deserves it over that gut
>westugly
>westugly wifebrook
>westthief
>westempty
>weststats
>weststeal desertbrook
>westclosest gaybrook
Patty Mills kept his hands up the entire time and only bumped into the screener
How can you possibly say that's a shooting foul?
harden is so fucking good lmfao
HIS FUCKING HANDS WERE UP, HIS FEET DIDNT EVEN LEAVE THE GROUND AND HE WAS BEHIND THE SCREEN
WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR SHIT YOU PATHETIC FUCKING KIKE LEAGUE FUCKING LEFLOP LOOKS LIKE AN HONEST PLAYER COMPARED TO THIS GUY
>popavich has his panties in a twist
THEN TEACH YOUR FUCKING PLAYERS TO NOT JUMP ON PUMP FAKES YOU DUMB FUCK HAHAHAHAH
kek anyone else just see that popovich sperg out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE REACHEHS HE TEACHES
>>75696071
this. Expect a huge comeback, spudswill get btfo again
You reach I teach
i want to suck hardens thick cock
go rockets
On the replay it shows Mills didn't move his hands down and Harden initiated the contact.
Horrible officiating. Reggie Miller is right for once.
>>75696115
REFBALL
Anyone who defends that call is just trying to be contrarian and le epik funny leddit troll
LOL SPURS LEAD ALMOST GONE
>>75696127
>>75696115
>>75696114
>>75696071
>>75696091
Samfag is strong
>>75694686
i cried when i read this
To win the championship you need a small forward that can play defense at an elite level. Cavs have Lebron, Warriors have Iggy, Spurs have Kawhi. Raptors don't have one they get swept. Celshits don't have one they get swept.
i wonder what hardens asshole tastes like
>>75693444
Pete Maravich
Brandon Roy
>>75696169
marcus smart
>>75696180
zebra
Gasol is such trash
Why doesn't simmons get playing time?
popovich is such a fucking idiot.
THE
QUEEN
IS
DEAD
RIP NIGELS, NORTH KOREA COMIN FOR U
How many points do the spurs lose the last quarter by?
league wants houston and their manufactured superstar in the wcf
>>75696278
Its gonna be a close game for them so I'd say 20
are the sanatonio spurds the ugliest team in the league
>>75696115
>mfw the rules committee changes the rules so harden can't get free freethrows all the time and he actually has to try playing without the FT line carry
>>75696353
yes, jesus their coach looks like a holocaust survivor
Rockets getting gassed and exposed
>>75696376
stop spamming this word
>>75696389
What, Rockets?
>>75696389
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>75696430
you forgot westworst thunderfuck dickrider
>>75696465
why you reply to him? he replied to me not u
suck my dick, come in here doing that again ill split your wig
RIP TONY PARKER
>>75696465
this>>75696488
piss of faggot
Parker ded.
Spurs ded.
>>75696488
He's obsessed, keep away from him, he's mentally ill. Probably Go Wiz or L****
RIP PARKER
>hssss ow ow ow ow
>yeah right there thats where harden ended my shitty career
This is th only series in the second that's gonna be any good.
Spuds btfo?
he knows he has to retire now
Patty Thrills gave me the chills!
What are the odds of beverley robbing a liquor store after this loss?
>>75696694
100%
Also Kawhi is E X P O S I N G Har_en and his choking system babby ass.
spurds fans happy lmaoooooooooooooo niggas u down 1-1
I-I-I-deserve MVP
Muh wins
Thank you refs you are my greatest ally.
K-K-Kawhi has more wins and daddy dicks me all the time but I deserve MVP!
Har_en fucking blows.
>>75696745
This, Rockets have the series lead since they've won a game on the opponents home court.
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>75696745
lmaoooo you see the westdickrider spamming? its hilarious lmaooooo it will never change the fact westempty is out of the playoffs
>>75696765
this
>>75696750
good post
>>75696777
>777
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's over
RIP rackets
sweep in 5
LMAOOOOO
Kobe wins again
Damn....now none of these guys will be in their conference finals....
Why did the spurrs take a timeout KEK? Just to shitpost?
uhh did i win? *robot malfunctioning sound*
Another year, another 80% of playoff games finish with 15+ point margin
>>75696790
>>75696765
>>75696745
>>75696608
>>75696573
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75696532
>>75696465
>>75696353
>>75696239
>>75696200
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75696180
>>75696144
>>75696134
>>75696127
>>75696115
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75696111
>>75696091
>>75696071
>>75696046
>>75696025
>>75695958
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75697022
>>75697022
Spurs obnoxious af but I'll let it slide since all you got is basketball out in little Mexico
>>75697022
Those are some fucked up teeth
>>75697022
You're a Thunder fan, they are out of the playoffs btw.
>mfw the Hawaii meme is too powerful
>>75697022
>westbrook fan still this mad
>>75697022
>le freethrow man
Parker dead, Rockets sweep in 5
james harden sucks
What the hell happened to Harden??? He was supposed to take this game 2
>>75697123
This shit has become such a joke.
>>75697123
Damn that cheat code better not sweep the league like Steph Curry's fucking 3's.
God damn that is such a stupid cheat code, BUT some good may come from it, they might let up on the shooting foul rules this off-season.
>Kawhi Leonard
>34/7/8
>13/16 FG
>anybody thinking Parker injury matters
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS WHAT SPURS FANS WANTED ALL SEASON
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RINNEGAN KAWHI AND JAUNTY ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED
>>75697123
nba makes UEFA refs look good
>>75697191
>being this in denial
>>75697188
kawhi been posting ridiculous percentages in the playoffs
Raps to sweep in 6
>>75697123
Damn, what an MVP
>>75697211
pooston nog detected
Spurs in 5
Is... is it time?
How does it feel knowing that even if Lebron gets swept he's almost guaranteed to have more playoff points than Jordan?
so with parker down, guaranteed sweep for the rockets in 5 yeah?
>>75697230
Delete your account
>>75697242
>weststats
Kinda funny how Westbrook ruined all stats.
fuck injuries man tony pls be okay gonna drink to you tonight buddy je suis tony
>>75697242
Lebron is a better player than Jordan
>>75697246
absolutely not. tony Parker is a fucking cancer. Spurs in 5
STOP DADDY DICKING ME
PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
STOP SHUTTING ME DOWN EVERY DAMN GAME I'M FUCKING ELITE DAMN IT
>hosted by drake
>>75697242
Well, Jordan had a much shorter career and didn't go to as many playoffs as lebron.
>>75697082
>>75697108
When are you getting over the fact you'll never be a women and transsexualism is a disease?
>>75697267
>spurs fans
>>75697283
stop posting this you retard
>>75697287
Doesn't that work in Lebron's favour? He made it to more playoffs, which is a good thing
>Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>75697267
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anyone else here falling in love with hawaii?
>>75697297
Elsa jean is literally apart of /nba/ and 4chan culture in general desu.
Your newfag ass getting mad only makes them post it more
>>75697267
>>75697262
>Lebron is a better player than Jordan
this, tbqh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YO SPURDORAS SWEPT IN 5 IS STILL A SWEEP
someBODY
FIVE POINTS
CINCO
>>75697314
What about garden?
BUAHAHAAHAHAHA
>the state of James Harden
>>75697267
>>75697324
>nintendo faggots
Is this supposed to be a meme?
>>75696694
99%. The other 1% is him chimping out in the locker room.
>>75697380
yo shutup
>>75697246
Nah spurs now have a chance
>Soften
>Bev
>>75697236
UNLEASH THE BEAST
>>75697363
SAD
>star player plays like shit
/nba/: AHAHAHA LMAO SHOOK NOT AGAIN HAHAHAHA!!!1
>Weststats plays like shit
/nba/: h-he was tired REEEEEE!
Har_en status?????
>Guard
>Primary job is offence not defence
>Forward
>They can go backward if they want
>Center
>Allowed to go anyone on the court
>>75697408
>tfw going back to houston
>>75697377
Garden is shit
Kawhi is stupid efficient.
Another day, another bundle of people disrespecting my Celties.
*huffs cigar smoke*
*blows it in your face*
So when y'all gonna start puttin' respec on my Celties name?
>>75697427
SHOOK
>>75697427
>Har_en status?????
Le door-stopped, right in the peepee, man.
>>75697457
why are you roleplaying as the lakeys fan who usually posts here? same pattern....
>>75697455
And he's not yet at his prime too
GET READY Y'ALL, HARDEN AND THE NIGGAS GONNA WHOOP SOME ASS IN GAME 3
>LOL PARKER DED
guys this is only the beggining
>>75697457
>talks about celtics
>posts picture of lebron
this place is weird
>le handles chucker
>chucker
>le nig rush offensive foul bull
>meme 3 shitter
>overypayed manlet centre
FUCK THE NBA
>>75697455
Its like he is the anti-Harden.
>>75697475
>>75697436
How about you kys cuck
>>75697476
>Kawhi hasn't even activated his rinnegan
/nba/ blown the FUCK out
>posts picture of lebron
entertain me monkeys, you are my circus *drinks soda while relaxing courtside*
>>75697476
50D underwater inter dimensional hologram chess m8
>>75697486
Damn, Silver on suicide watch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Is Hawaii elite?
>>75697476
it was impossible to imagine Parker and CP3 on the same team.
things may be different now, but still I hope not.
>>75697488
Harden only fished 2 calls this game, and he wasn't even touched on em, Spurs are just too smart to fall for his antics and the result was harden omitting turnovers
>>75697514
Same shit that happened to pierce. He'll be back friday
>>75697533
Pierce shit his pants, not the same thing.
The craptors will never ever beat Cleveland.
>>75697543
Do you have any proof he didn't shite?
>>75697543
Here we go
>>75697533
HE'S DONE
>>75697515
yeah
>>75697514
oh look cancer player is hurt freeing up time for better players
go drown in a flood Houston nigger lmao
>>75697517
Parkers career is over, spurs might pick up Paul in their early offseason as a replacement
>>75697551
M8 JUST LOOK AT THAT POO SPOT
WTF HAPPENED LMFAO
i thought harden was going to end the spurs this game ?????????????
Single digits and Parker is out for the season
Repeating digits and Parker is only out for the next game
Triples and he's back next game
>>75697583
this is my fetish
>>75697588
Not when Kawhi "the robot" Leonard is on him
Chris Paul's reaction upon hearing Tony Parker might have torn his ACL
https://streamable.com/uyhk3
Remember the last time the Spurs signed a free agent instead of continuing their built not bought scheme? It ended up being a scrub, Lamarcus Aldridge.
Anyone who gives a 32 year old Chris Paul a max deal is a moron.
spurds trying their best to hide the fact that they were BTFO by 30 at home HAHAHAHAHHA
NOT ON MY WATCH!
17.6 FG% and 22.2 3PT%
why does harden only get more points than his teammates against sub .500 teams?
>>75697606
That's kobe bryant idiot
>>75697606
Kek
>>75697614
>rackets
POPPED
>>75697583
This is photoshopped bro, and it's not even funny.
>>75697614
I remember when the spurs blew out the clippers in game 1 2 years ago
That went well
This is my fetish
how you want your shooting senpai?
I just did some research and it appears this "celtics fan" >>75697457 has the same exact posting pattern as the lakers fan in this picture....
interesting....
>>75697641
Well yea cause the Spurs are shit??? Lol
What is the worst team in the NBA?
I look for the most loser team.
The least popular team
Less talented teams
And the team failed everyone.
>>75697648
>ywn clean metta's dick off with your mouth after he pulls it out of Pierce's shitty butthole
why even live
>>75697648
God damn Ron Artest was a piece of shit
>>75697656
We're not, but if you want to believe that, it's cool with me, doesn't make any difference.
>>75697614
>>75697648
I thoughts gays weren't allowed in the NBA
>>75697662
Nets fan here, come join me
>people thought 4d chess was a meme and pop didn't lose game 1 by 30 on purpose to figure out D'antonio
ahhahaaaha now that pop knows exactly how to counter moreyball spurs will sweep in 5. You idiots played right into Pop's hands
>Kyle Lowry and Demar DeRozan in 2 games have scored 64, LeBron James alone in 2 games has scored 74.
>>75697672
nephew...
>>75697662
Nets
No talent
Shit front office
No draft picks in the near future
>I thoughts gays weren't allowed in the NBA
Uhh wow, why did you think that? I want to slurp on Westbrooks toes. While his wife suck his dick.
>>75697706
>>75697689
are you guys newfags or do people keep replying to this guy for fun?
>>75697476
implying he is going to turn down 280M for 150M
Money > meme legacy
>Cocky cockshit faggots never learned
L M A O
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>31 minutes
>5 points
>>75697476
Lol never happening. Unless he's really wanting that ring and willing to take a HUGE pay cut
>>75697658
So are the rockets :^)
nina westbrook is cheating on westbrook!!! i got photographic proof!!!!! i snoke into a bush and took this pictrue of her and new new lover....
>opening a playoff series 1-1.
who does this?
>>75697717
I guess you could call me a newfag, was here all last season but I only showed up this year for the finals since my teams was ass
>>75697267
>>75697377
>>75697427
>>75697732
Nice photoshop skills faggot
>>75697750
The 2015 Golden State Warriors
>>75697749
that's just westbrook with a beard and sunglasses you dummy
>>75697614
>3-1
>7-1
Is John Wall the best traditional PG in the league?
>>75697765
>niggas thinking Parker hurt means anything at all
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHASHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHWHAHAHWHWHAHAHWHWHWHAHAH
*inhales deeply*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75697796
John Wall is NOT traditional. Maybe you're thinking of Chris Paul.
Don't mind me, I'll just be hanging out over here minding my own business.
*texts adam silver*
>>75697739
Wew "Not" Kobe
Taking daddy dicking to another level. Shut down an entire team himself.
>>75697857
How do I get a bod like that? I figure that it's not hard to get something like that compared to others
can somebody please explain the medical mystery of being 6'5" and having the dick the size of a doorstopper?
If IT keeps up his current level of play and the Celtics beat the Wizard in this series, will IT become a superstar?
>>75697796
>>75697796
1, CP3
2. Ricky Rubio
3. Ray-john Rondo
50. John Wall
90001. Westbrook
Reminder that LeBron is literally desperate and isn't confident enough this team can win deep in the playoffs.
>>75697857
Lol what a gay cunt.
>>75697902
CP3 is shit though
His team is worse
His stats are worse
How can you argue?
>>75697902
rubio and rondo are fake traditional point guards
they only pass because they cant shoot
CP
TP
IT
MC
Why the fuck do they do this for PG? it's fucking annoying
>>75697901
Only if the Celtics make the Finals.
>>75697929
>fake traditional point guards
>>75696954
Got any more of those KobeWave memes?
spurs celtics final
>reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCurjY9gh4
>>75697863
Is this guy a bot?
What the fuck is he even doing?
>>75697929
>>75697928
ITT people don't know what a traditional pg is.
traditionally speaking, the pg was just a dude who brought the ball past half court and gave the ball to their main scorers in their spot and took the ball back and gave it to someone else if their primary option couldn't score 1 on 1. Scoring PG's didn't become a thing until way later.
Those 3 I just described are elite at the role of traditional pg. Westbrook, despite being literally the best PG, is the antithesis of traditional
>>75697983
literally this
qt jaunty is about to do work
>>75697983
I would actually be okay with this.
>rackets
isnt cavs favorite to win the east? like no way celtics can win right
>>75698038
Never doubt the kike and his refball antics.
what's everyone's favorite fidget spinner?
>Westbrook, despite being literally the best PG
>>75698046
This is a non-racist board. Please leave so the remaining gentlemen may discuss basketball related topics.
>>75698038
Unless we get super Silverball for IT's sister or something, or Lebron dies, then no.
..... it's a snowball
>>75698031
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hinkie you are THE greatest ally I've EVER had
>>75698008
westbrook isnt better than lebron tho
The Cavs will go 12-4 in the playoffs, with all 4 losses being in the finals against the Warriors. Take that for data
>>75698031
hoooooly shit lmao
>Spurs biggest weakness against the cockshits, warriors, and cavs eliminated
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA
>>75698072
lebron plays shooting-point power-center though
>>75698071
James Garden is such an ugly superstar player. He probably doesn't shower too. I thought NBA stars were supposed to be cute
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the har_en sanic meme?
>>75698111
How do you guard John Wall?
>>75698111
>he doesnt know
>>75698110
>James Garden
>Garden
What?
These threads are legitimately boring now.
>>75698158
hmm interesting pattern
>>75698158
t. Katrina refugee
>>75698106
but ...
>>75698038
Elite coaches can give LeBron trouble. Not sure if Stevens counts as "elite" yet, but at the very least I doubt it will be a sweep.
>>75698190
Coaching doesn't matter in the NBA.
>>75698158
Gotta wait for good games to come on.
The western conference is done, but the east might still have some surprises.
>>75698158
t. butthurt houstonfag
who wants to watch the cavs raps replay with me?
>>75698110
Hey man not everyone can be as cute as Russel Bestbrook, give them a break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNiJqWLBLJY
No you worry about YOURself
>>75698211
>tfw you find out she's tatted up
and here i thought she was pure -- my mistake
>>75698190
stevens seems like a good coach and all m8, but not sure if you know this: coaching doesn't mean 2 shits in the NBA when legit talent is involved
otherwise the spurdoras would win literally every year
>>75697614
6D trans-relativistic mahjong
>>75698231
>porn star on blaked
>pure
>>75698206
>>75698233
>why the NBA is the worst major sport in America
>>75698243
Every women can be saved from darkness.
Yes
YES
These Cockshit tears sustain me. This L**** ass pain is delicious.
>>75698248
yes and no
yes because dumb brick retards can run the league
no because dumb brick retards are fun to watch
where is LeBron top all-time if he beats this warriors team? top 3?
i have him somewhere between 6-9 right now
>>75698233
>>75698206
stop this meme.
>John Wall
>James Harden
>mfw Canada's curse of shookening is real
>mfw it's grown so powerful it's also destroying its own creator
>>75698257
>saving a hoe
>>75698233
This
>Katrina refugees
>chinks
>"people" still listening to DJ screw
suck my fucking dick pooston "fans"
>>75698289
not even top 20
>>75698299
It isn't a meme man.
The NBA is driven entirely on singular talent.
Having 1 (one) singular super star is just as great if not better than having a cast of 5 good players with a great coach.
Part of the reason why people can't take the Celtics serious, their team just doesn't have the talent.
>>75698302
He's not shook though.
He's just frozen. Big difference. King of worse since it only applied to the playoffs until he thaws.
>>75698371
Welp, if that's what you wanna believe, I won't stop you.
why are the playoffs so boring
Raptors should be disqualified indefinitely from playoff contention for being an embarrassment
just put my life savings on demar dekobe scoring 50+ points next game
>>75698422
because most series have been entirely lop-sided and the teams have been outmatched
only the rocket-thunder series was entertaining
and maybe the celtics-wizards too
>>75698422
Because literally half of the league gets into the playoffs.
It will stop being boring during the ECF and WCF
>>75698422
t. Pooston cockshits "fan"
Honestly hard shell tacos are GOAT even if they do crumble when you eat them.
Now that the Rockets have fallen back to earth we all know the Spurs are gonna win this series so no point in watching. I'll see you guys next round.
>>75698514
wrong, soft taco every day nigga
>>75698514
absolutely wrong LMAO
>>75698525
Soft tacos are just sandwiches. Might as well just call it a sandwich.
Spurs are so superior it's not even funny.
Add the fact you've just released Murray and Simmons to more minutes and it's over. It's funny but this reminds me of the Spurs OKC series last year.
Get embarrassed in the first game because you didn't take it seriously enough, proceed to dominate afterwards and sweep in 6.
Pop learned well, he's been planning this for a long time. 7D chess and shadow boxing in the 36 chambers protect ya neck
Honestly if you eat your cheeseburgers anything other than plain you're weird.
>Soft tacos are just sandwiches.
>>75698546
What the fuck is a non-plain cheeseburger?
>>75698546
THIS
>>75698514
get the rake
Soft tacos are so good. The soft lush exterior combined with the goey, warm meat sliding down your throat is just an experinece that can not be compared to anything else
>>75698574
A cheeseburger with extra shit like tomatoes mayonaise and lettuce
if the spuds win the chip, kawhi takes the throne from lebron right?
why not both? flour?
>>75698546
>this
are you me?
plus you get fresh made when you order plain
>>75698598
So you eat cheeseburgers with just buns, meat and cheese with no condiments? Thats weird as fuck
>>75698601
The media people are the most scared of this.
If anyone has an argument against LeBron with a current player they explode.
>>75698605
flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas tbqh
all my hipster friends like corn tortillas because they think that shit is more authetic fuck outta here nigga
>>75698633
That's because nobody is even close to Lebron, he's the greatest of all time so when someone tries to compare anyone to him it's just blasphemous.
>hard shell eating canadian calling anything weird
>>75698646
>greatest of all time
>3-4
apparently we're the only general on /sp/ that hasn't had a meetup yet
is there a reason for this?
Tacos are supposed to be plain too. Only thing that belongs on Tacos is cheese.
Kobe = soft taco shell
Lebron = a cheeseburger with no cheese
We all agree?
>>75698543
this. literally this. the blood sacrifice has been made....Kawhi is about to unlock the rinnegan...37 points on 16 shots
here's a goat trick
go to del taco, get a large fry. at some places they still serve them in a cup.
dump fries out of cup onto tray
wash out cup
get soda
>>75698646
>3-4
LMAO
>>75698672
>He didn't go to the L.A meetup last year
>>75698689
Why would you do something so villainous?
>>75698661
in 3 years he'll be 6-4, an equal number of rings as jordan with 10 consecutive finals appearances and the first player to 4-peat ever in the modern era. How is that not GOAT?
Remember how craptors fans were talking shit all season? Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
>>75698678
Michael Jordan = Big Mac
>>75698703
the in n out one? i went to that one but no one was there, at least that i could tell
walked in, walked out, just old people and teen girls
>>75698710
Because youre literally roleplaying
>>75698710
In 3 years, he'll still be 3-4, probably playing on the Nets or something.
>>75698718
michael jordan = kebab in this scenario
There's nothing wrong with 3-4. It's better to make the finals than lose earlier than the finals or miss the playoffs. FOH. Kobe like 5-20 lmao.
https://streamable.com/0vrb5
god i love seeing that faggot Beverly get shook
>>75698678
A cheeseburger with no cheese is called a hamburger you blithering retard.
>>75698762
>3-4
>5-2
>same number of finals
>double the losses
LMAO
>>75698779
HOLY FUCK, OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>75698771
you're probably the same guy who calls mcthunderbuckets white, a cheeseburger with no cheese is a cheeseburger with cheese removed
that's different from a hamburger (which never had cheese touch it)
>>75698779
all the years he didn't make the finals counts as losses too
>>75698793
uhhh no they don't
>3-4
>welfare ebt finals MVP when kyrie and ray Allen deserved it over him
LMAO
I got acne on my ass
>mcthunderbuckets
>>75698805
>welfare ebt finals MVP
we have our new meme lads
Kobe 5-15
Lebron 4-11 (He has the championship this year)
Lebron's percentage is better
>3/17 shooting
>refs not falling for the draw fouls on 3pt he would've never taken
>at least not all the time
Based
>(He has the championship this year)
>>75698850
they fell for one of them. imagine how shit his stat line would've been if they didn't fall for it
>(He has the championship this year)
lebron has the exponetnials of the scientifci method so fi we explotorlate the mnumbers intos the method of mathmatmics we can see what his stats woill belike in 4 years
8-11 for lebron
5-15 for kobe
Hard shell tacos are trash. Might as well just have nachoes.
>>75698895
what part of mexico you from again?
>>75698910
hard shell tacos are garbage. flour tortillas for life, corn if you're a "health conscious" faggot who can't handle 60 extra calories per tortilla
>>75698895
ty for adnrew bougt.
Getting a real headache because of /nba/. This general streses me out.
If I do enough pushups will that remove my gyno?
Reddit is down guess I have to come to this place for a few hours, fml
reddit's down lads what do
Soft tacos > hard tacos
>when you remove Luxury Tax in MyGM
>>75698943
i got banned there for calling someone a retard
been here since
im starting to think the cavs might be able to take the warriors to 7 games. before i thought it was a sweep.
pound for pound the warriors have a better player in each position except sf but lebron seems to be at another level this season and can play heavier productive minutes so he can take advantage of the warriors bench lineups better
I'll be in the LD until rebbit leaves
>>75698828
>someone thought it would be okay the put add "thunder" between his nickname
>thousands of thunder fans ALSO thought this was a good idea and now call him that
even as a thunder fan this is top level cringe
>>75698927
nah. either live with it or get surgery
>>75698927
you dont have gyno
eat at maintenance, calculate your TDEE, and go to the gym and lift weights every day
i thought /fit/ told me bodyweight fitness was a meme if its such a meme why have i lost 90 pounds doing it im in the 100-200 pound bracket now
>>75698980
I have a puffy nipple that's bigger than the other even though I'm skinny. It's not normal. This isn't fat guy problems.
>>75698994
is it really that much bigger? most people have imbalanced nipple size, stop believing in photoshopped ig pics.
>>75698983
>bodyweight fitness
>>75698514
yo fuck the fuck off the "hardest" shell that is acceptable is taking a corn tortilla and frying it up in some vegetable oil
fuck that gringo ass shit that comes in a box and has no flavor.
>>75699001
I have more fat in the right side. The left side is nice and firm, the right side resembles a slightly overweight guy. Could be worse though.
>>75699043
you have to go back
It's such bullshit weather. It was raining 2 weeks ago and now it's so hot my fan isn't good enough.
>>75699058
go back to your mums house for that gud succ
can we wew kobe this one to bed, i go another thread on standby
>>75699047
doesnt sound that bad then. you can try surgery then
>>75699111
I'll "wew kobe" ur mum 2 bed.
How does it make Kobe fans feel that at 32 year old LeBron is having a better playoff season than Kobe ever did in his entire career?
>m-muh five rings
>m-muh mamba mentality
>m-muh 60 points off 50 shots
wew kobe wew
>>75699109
/nba/ pls
>>75699108
i know i had to bring my ryzen down to 3.6ghz because it was dying at 3.8 in this weather
>>75699043
this desu
>>75699047
dude post a picture im a doctor ill let you know
>>75699005
larry a cute
>>75698983
fitness is mostly about calories until you get to a normal weight then its cardio/weight lifting
bodywieght fitness is a little bit of a meme
>>75698980
this
>>75698970
he needs to post pictures
>>75698969
i think its pretty cool
>>75698964
its locked acutally you cant come in
>>75698956
lebron is god mode right now who knows
>>75698951
yeah same here, got a guy a fag and got banned
it was harmless banter
someone called me the n word on cs go last night it hurt my feelings desu
>>75698950
based chris mullin, remember when he shut up those bandwagon fans when they were booing their owner?
>>75698948
this
>>75698946
is it really?
>>75698924
just take a break m8
>>75698915
this, you shouldn't be eating tacos veryday but when you do, soft are the best
>>75698895
this, thank you based new zealand for setting us straight
>>75699111
active players that are better than kobe
>lebron
>durant
>kawhi
>curry
>possibly harden
>>75698858
underrated meme
>>75698850
pretty pathetic performance tbqh
>>75698842
kobe is still better imo, if lebron wins this year ill give him the title though
>>75698828
i just reinstalled windows 10 so havent filtered you yet but i will get around to it
>>75698813
im a doctor, switch chairs...you aren't using a cloth based or leather based one right? get one that can breath proper
>>75698718
this
>>75698709
when you are hungry you'll do anything desu
>>75698659
dont hate on canada he makes some of the best memes
>>75698522
this desu
>>75698478
i swear houstonfags rarely contribute to this general. sad!
Dougie McThunderbuckets is the best nickname I've ever heard.
You niggas need to check yourself.
>Dougie McThunderbuckets
Dougie McChickennuggets
>when you stand up your girl in bed again
She was really mean to me last nite.
new
new
new
>>75699208
>>75699208
>>75699208
ill finish this one off
Dr J-> MJ -> Kobe -> Kawhi
this is the true dynastic lineage
jamie mchardees pepee lol
WHENS REDDIT COMING BACK LADS
Check one, one, two
Can I get a Su?
WUUUUUUU
Kobe
wewwew
wew kobe
>tfw too intelligent to like Kobe Bryant
>>75699271
You're dumb
Is IT Kobe's son too?
http://www.celticsblog.com/2017/5/3/15538836/isaiah-thomas-is-getting-coached-by-kobe-bryant-celtics-lakers
>>75699299
I can't enjoy a player that never shot over 50% in his career.