Capitals @ Penguins Playoff Game Thread #5

Penz

pens repeat

chop chop chop

Choking on penguin chode.

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enjoy penguino

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>r/c:cervantes sottie

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who /neutral/ here

Predictions on the 3rd period?

>>75692794
I don't see a team in the east that can beat them. A nashville-pens final would be cool I guess

>>75692776
MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA MORE MIA

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>>75692776
Pens a best

Refpuck conspiracies

Caps out shooting and out playing pens by at least double. How anyone can say pens are better or deserve to win are autists

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stay hydrated you gay asses

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>>75692827
PENGUINOS WINRAR

Kypreos calling Ovie out for the choker that he is

>>75692860

because the score

>that retarded oilers fan

ducks confirmed win

>still wondering where a replay is
>apparently if you want to see it like you do with every single other penalty, this means you think there is a conspiracy

>>75692860
Fewer garbage shots

post more Mia

>>75692827
>Predictions on the 3rd period?
Capitals score with the power play in right off the bat. Game stays tied until the end of the period when caps slapshot one in. Pens pull Flurry but there's not enough time. Caps win 4-3

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>>75692865

>clean, cold unflouridated water

GAY FRAGS

red wings would spank both these teams

>not wanting the DC team to win while Trump is president

>>75692907

0/10, piss poor troll.

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>>75692907


Just don't

>>75692923

Because Trump sucks

>>75692923
>watching sports

>>75692923
we have until 2024

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>>75692899
How are you going to get nice pearly whites if you don't drink fluoridated water?

>>75692936
He's trying

Literally all hockey players talk the same.

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>>75692866
here have a rare unused penguinos jersey

>>75692923
The only DC team I want to win is the skins because it would make libtards mad

>>75692957

They're all Canadians or Slavs

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frig off craphawks

>>75692957
canadians have no personality

>>75692957
>Literally all hockey players talk the same.
Geez it's almost as if most of them come from the same place...

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>>75692950
>not drinking the blood of your human victims

have you even begun your ritualized murders yet?

WHERE IS THE REPLAY OF THE PENALTY
>conspiracy ref puck all night

so there's no doubt about it at this point
the pens are the good guys

>>75692981
Honduras?

>>75693004
Um, no

Wow that show about the firs female coach in the MLS looks like garbage
DEFUND CBC WHEN

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POST MORE MIA

>>75693021
um, yeah, sweety

>>75693037
ew wtf

>>75693037
>used goods

>>75693037
She wasn't actually at the game. That was a conspiracy.

>>75693004

caps are chaotic good
pens are lawful evil

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>>75692984
I commit "ritualized murders" through genocide by way of slowly replacing native population through way of immigration.

Soon, ALL their blood shall be mine.

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>>75693056


>slow footed buffalo

>>75693004
>wanting crosbybaby to repeat
Not in this lifetime

>>75693037
I would insert my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean

>>75693036
Vote for Mad Max

>tfw shilling for a frenchie

Hello darkness my old friend

>>75693037
she is the opposite of attractive

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>>75693002
confirm

>>75693091
no, can you please elaborate?

>>75693111
he wants to boff her

>>75693091

Unclear please repost

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>>75693091
i think i get what you are saying

>>75693103
>moon landing
>Pens/Caps game 4 2017

It all adds up.

>>75693037

This honestly makes me ashamed to be a caps fan. That and the realization that the faggot who posts this sandnigger is also a caps fan and he thinks that posting a whore cap fan who takes cumshots to the face on camera is somehow validation for the team and the fan base.

Go fuck yourself and root for someone else. No one wants you as a fan.

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>>75693091

>>75693103
the funny thing is, if you look at it long enough you start to see it.

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>>75693093
>tfw the albertan from quebec wins the 2019 stanleeowl

>dimmu borgir playing

>>75692893
Sounds legit.

> Pongs playing Kickstart My Heart
This song is too good for them.

>>75693058
le le le le i don't get it xDDDD

fuck yourself

fight me you faggot finn

>Progenies of the great apocalypse

What do they mean by this?

>only good-natured

Is Doc retarded?

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>>75693140
>he doesn't realize she is the perfect representation of the Caps fanbase

did they forget they had a powerplay?

Caps plan for next game: take out Malkin in first 5 minutes
Caps plan game 7: take out Fleury

Pens plan game 5: more ref puck conspiracies

>>75693155

The "o'Leary is le Canadian Trump" meme infuriates me, please tell me you guys won't fall for it

Whose idea was it to start that IIHF bullshit during the middle of the playoffs?

>>75693140
sad

RUST IS NEXT TO DIE

dubs and pens score

Ovi have a shit game

>Caps

Oh for fuck's sake

Time for murderpuck?

oh look the pongoons international diving squad at it again!

so that's it huh, the Caps are some sorta PP squandering squad?

kek if the craps dont win this...

Ref puck conspiracy! I missed the replay so it's a conspiracy!

>>75693205
he dropped out of the race to mad max bud
http://globalnews.ca/news/3418966/kevin-oleary-calls-on-supporters-to-rally-behind-maxime-bernier-in-tory-leadership-race/

russian goon

Ohvee you faggot

Hahah ovechkin killed his own pp. what a fuckin faggot.

>>75693231
HOL UP

3rd quarter of this game better be good, guys.

>>75693222
Trips confirm

ovi here.
gettin some quality shitposting in while in the box.

rust a little bitch

watch this breakaway goal.

>>75693205
He already dropped out thank god. Endorsed Max and wants to be "involved" with electing him but I'd prefer he just fuck off entirely instead.

>>75693206
euro countries that don't have many NHL players

>reluctantly give the caps a pp
>make up a slashing call to take it away instantly
kek this refpuck is good

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>>75693140

desu pens showing more hear than caps

How does one take a slashing penalty shooting the puck?

>>75693257
Her skin

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Ovechkuck in his cuckshed

>win 2 cups
>need the greatest player of all time to keep your team from going bankrupt and relocating
p embarrassing too be desu

>>75693268
UNNNNFFF MY DICK

>>75693238

Is he any better than crypto Jew O'learyberg?

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Reminder that DnB is the proper music for the NHL playoffs

lmao at this game
i'm done with this shitty hockey league and I mean it, watch these dubs

>>75693262
same. just having that fucking salamander around will give max a bad image/provide the media with plenty of talking points.

>>75693279
Kek

>>75693280
At least we've actually won a cup.

>>75693280
>Lemieux
>GOAT

He's a legend but come now

>>75693294
good riddance, go jerk off to apehoop

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the caps are given every opportunity to win but somehow they're trying their best to lose

i don't understand

>pens all injured
>holtby allows a weak goal

>gets an easy goal
>kick a goal into your own net

>gets a lot of PPs
>get on the penalty to negate PP advantage

i don't understand

>>75693252
The last 5 minutes are guaranteed to be GOAT tier

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>>75693283

can we just kill this league already
>>75693326
>nba
>not mlb
fuck off cancuck
back to your misery of sucking off your meme teams

>>75693329
Isnt that the girl who was arrested for posting cp on twitter?

>>75693314
because you have the best player since Gretzky to bail you out and from bankruptcy you dumb faggot

why do hockey threads have the worst tripfags

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>>75693329
I want to have your babbies

Please -_-

>>75693268

Goddamn u fuckin faggot I said I don't like her, I'm a caps fan and all caps fans agree with me and not your cuck, porn addicted ass so go get a rusty iron pipe and put it one a stove burner for 45 seconds and slowly insert it into your ass until it pokes out the top of you manlet head! Get off my fuckin team go root for pens they're more ur speed, you rimjob fucktard, I'll bet you live in a trailer and diddle your 10 year old neighbor!

>>75693352
>implying

>blowing a four minute Powerplay that you didn't deserve anyway

My sympathies Cap fans

>>75693279
he did it again everyone. KEK KEK KEK HAHAHA SO FUNNY if I force the word cuck into things or names of people I don't like I am hilarious xD

>>75693359
Canada

Why are the craps taking so many awful shots?

>32 shots on goal
>still losing
laughing SO HARD at craps fans

>>75693377

Stop crying, cuck.

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>>75693343
mlb is even worse you retard, I was giving you the benefit of doubt but clearly you're a boreball faggot that should neck yourself

>>75693377
how are you a canadian caps fan? fucking pathetic

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>it's a /pol/ thread
>in a /hoc/ thread
>every thread

>>75693329
>c o n s p i r a c y

>>75693371
hes a fucking faggot, no different than harper really

>>75693394
choking

I'll bet $1000 this series ends in a game 7 overtime

>>75693411
It's a /pol/ thread because some fuck decides to bring up politics. I used to go on there but it's now a mess

>>75693426
ndp pls go we're watching the caps lose in the 2nd round again

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>>75693368
i'm concerned u might be serious

Wilson crying again... of course

>>75693450

/r/thedonald is starting to retreat so we don't have to suck his dick at fucking everything every day at least

>>75693465
She nose a team when she finds one

I honestly expected this series to be a lot more exciting.

kippers just post your tits and stfu thanks

>>75693465

Go back to diddling children while crying and wearing a knockoff Crosby jersey like u love to do.

> Ovechkin swats at the puck and follows through
>Someone else happens to be there and gets hit
> Ovechkin gets called

> Wilson gets tripped
> Gets called because someone tripped over him as he falls
Officiating is a fucking joke this game.

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>>75693368

>>75693483
this but with feet desu

i feel bad for willy. he's constantly getting dragged down and cheap shotted and it's always mathcing minors.

>>75693314
>my
team has 11, try to keep up sweetie

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>>75693411
>he actually comes to 4chan to discuss sports and not to shitpost with the boys

>>75693465
He's a bit mad

But seriously stop posting this embarrassing bitch, it really does make us look terrible

fucking stop

>>75693465

Tfw actually find Jew noses kind of cute sometimes

I'M TRANSFORMING

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>75693368

>wasting fresh pasta arguing over a camwhore

Crikey.

>>75693483
The more you ask the less likely it is to happen

>>75693504
>boys

My sweet summer child..

>>75693509
He's gonna explode!

>>75693495
>this game
newfag detected

>>75693470
I honestly don't find trump amazing, but it's at least better then Hillary and her being president, but these Reddit idiots are worse because they believe they are intellectuals and actual good people. Trump isn't perfect yet they'll boast about everything

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>>75693479
topkek

>>75693493

>>75693511

>dubs confirm for new pasta

PONGS VS OILELS ALREADY

>>75693465
>Mia and Burakovsky recently began following each other on Twitter
What do they DM to each other?

Wilson ref puck conspiracy!!!

>>75693344
Yes that is Kippers

>>75693503
You won't even have a team in a few years, who's gonna go to your games? the niggers?

>>75693528
they trade pictures of ovie's cock.

>>75693524
that manface though

>>75693555

What cock?

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>>75693506
>it really does make us look terrible

you don't need her help to look terrible

>>75693528
her butt hole and his tongue with chocolate pudding on it, pretending it's her poop

>tripshitters start posting off topic
>thread no longer readable

>>75693567
Good point mate.

>>75693524
She really doesn't have much going for her other than her tits

>Fleury
>not GOAT

>not catching the puck and throwing it into the net

are they retarded? lmao

Another head crosscheck from the Caps. Can they goon it up any more?

>>75693581
>off topic
try again baby

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>>75693587
He's not

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>>75693528
pictures of each other choking for various reasons

>That early whistle

R E F P U C K

WHY DO YOU NEVER SHOOT ABOVE ICE LEVEL CAPS

fuck craps

umm...why don't they just put the puck in the net? lol?!

Holtby confirmed for having parents. I don't believe it.

>>75693609
Conspiracy!

GIGANTIC 5 HOLE
ALL CAPS

>>75693619
that's just what the pens would expect..

let be honest, what's your excuse for not being an NHL player?

BITCHES

GET

STITCHES

ids ogre

the whole world is ending

>>75693607

Hahahahahahaahahaha

>>75693629
Conspiracy until proven otherwise with replays

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>>75693651

>>75693652

Can't skate

>>75693652
I'm American

>>75693652

I'm a manlet with asthma who never got good at hockey

>>75693652
i would have gone pro, i just lack the size and ability

Oh yeah ... when a Caps player is bleeding it is a double minor but when the NHL wants to extend the series ....

>>75693652
i enjoy having teeth

>>75693652
no ice hockey team at my high school..

plus it's expensive when you're a youngster

>>75693652

i'm a manlet

>>75693652
No hand-eye coordination

>>75693652
I got concussed 7 times before I was 13

>>75693652

can't skate, i weigh 145 lbs, i'm a huge bitch

>>75693652
im a manlet

So what do they use as ointment?

I bet you I could shoot a puck a quarter mile.

>>75693652
I play college roller instead.

Ducks and Preds are the only teams that could stop the Penguins

>>75693091
I'd fuck her if you know what I mean

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>>75693651
5deep8me

>>75693652
I didn't get into hockey until I was 28

>>75693706
they use ointment as ointment

>>75693692
That's actually not as big of a deal in hockey as it is in other sports

>>75693700
Hi Crosby, how does it feel to be watching the game from the stands?

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how du win guise?

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>>75693490
>aah hahahahaha

>>75693652
at college 5'7 became too short to be a tendy

>>75693706
balm

>>75693652
manlet

>>75693739
you don't

>>75693706
something iodine based from the looks of it

>>75693652
too tall, if i had ZUCC manlet powers i'd be in the show right now

>>75693652
I just wasn't born with natural talent.

>>75693707
Wow

>>75693652
To intelligent

Game over.

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>>75693524
>all that sex
>those trained vaginal muscles
HHHHHHNNNNGGGGGGG must be tight as fuck

>>75693760
>too tall
chara is what 6'8"

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>>75693652
too expensive as a kid, especially as a kid in Arizona. Lack of ice meant lack of teams and the price for joining a league was crazy expensive. It's sad. I wanted to play hockey so bad as a kid and was really good at foot and roller hockey as a kid.

>mfw i had to play on divegrass and apehoop summer leagues
>mfw all i wanted to do was be Adam Banks from Mighty Ducks

FAST AND ACCURATE GONNA WIN THE KENTUCKYD ERBY

>>75693706

Ovechkins jizz spurt. There's only a tiny bit every 3 days but they make it last by adding mayonnaise

>all these people answering manlet

it worked for Brad Marchand

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Holtby is getting outclassed by MAF of all the goalies

Caps are doomed to never advance further than the 2nd round

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>tfw Pens fan who's pissed off at the hegemony of Pats over football so I have to reconcile the Pens growing hegemony over hockey with my dislike for hypocrisy and Jewish tricks

>>75693779
Bro mathews is from Scottsdale. Ive played roller with him before. But i agree. Its expensive as fuck for ice time.

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>>75693652
>be in high school
>grade 10
>5'2"
>280 pounds of pure muscles
>state final
>destroys opposing team captain on their home ice with a huge hit along the boards
>scores a beautiful goal
>wins it in OT
>turns out the opposing team captain was concussion and fell into a coma because of my huge hit
>he committed suicide because he ended my career

I didn't want to style on any more nooblets ever since. I was projected to be drafted 1-3 overall. I declined because I didn't want to cause any more pain to anyone else.

>>75693652
What's your excuse for being a tripfag on a Chinese cartoon board?

>>75693652
Im 6'3 but only 150 pounds. And I have problems with my chest and heart that limit my stamina. I played for years but my body couldnt take it after 18.

>>75693450
But seriously we can't let him have the codes

>>75693775
>hasnt been honored killed by muslims yet
slacking

>>75693739
toggle wallhack )))))

>>75693811
>after 18
Shit makes no sense, you must have terrible genes.
I'm 27 and my testosterone is still just as high as when I was 16.

>>75693652
They fucked me over anon.

My 2nd year of peewee, they changed the tier 1 setup so that they made a veteran team and a rookie team, instead of just two teams of the best players. So I was passed over for a rookie. Would have turned my career around no doubt in my mind. All that extra skating and competition would have pushed my game to the next level and I would have pushed for making tier 1 in bantam and midget as well.

I'm also very lazy.

>>75693775

>"oh beer u so funny"
>"look how much of a "sport fan" I am, I'm just like one of the boys! does anyone want to buy me something from my amazon wishlist?"

>>75693779
Ice Den bro checking in

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>>75693778
6'8 is the manlet cut off

>>75693652
i live in a desert and have never seen an ice that wasn't in my drink

>>75693806
He grew up 30 minutes from me.

>>75693846
This isn't basketball.

>>75693779
ARIZONA MENTIONED :DDDDDDD

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>>75693776
you aint kidding dude, she's my dream fuck. not my dream girl, not my dream wife, not my dream anything other than Fuck

>>75693827
pic relate will explain that for you

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>>75693809

lmao at this piss poor play

>>75693858
how is straffo doing?

>>75693840

faggot
check these ovechtrips

>>75693874
>>75693862
>>75693844
Hell yeah AZ boys rep.

>>75693877
She's such a cunt on twitter lol

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Who is Holtby talking to?

Wow Doc really tells a story with his commentary. It's weird.

>>75693652
my flag
also, muscular dystrophy

>>75693889
lmao

>>75693889
still impressive desu

>>75693906
*"activate the choking device*

>>75693815
Best copypasta

>>75693918
sick trip bro. I bet you really wheel out there on the rink.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THERE ARE FIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEE MINUTESSSSSS LEFFFFT

SHOW. ME. YOUR. GAME. FACE!

>>75693906
>Let three pucks in because of the international ref puck conspiracy? You got it.

>>75693906
his bookie

>>75693906
jesus because his team needs miracles to win

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>>75693947

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>>75693947

inb4 caps goal

>>75693874
better not get used to it

DAT HIT

WILLIAMS DECKED THAT'LL BE ON ROCK EM SOCK EM FOR SURE

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>>75693906

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>>75693947
It's time

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Shattenkirk kind of looks like Bennie from The Sopranos

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>>75693874
>>75693844
>>75693899

It's heartbreaking being an Arizona sports fan, isn't it?

At least being a D-Backs fan for the first 4 years was cash as fuck.

>randy johnson the literal GOAT in his prime
>gonzo smacking homers left and right
>championship after 3 years of play

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>>75693947

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>>75693899
Photo back in the day when I played with Matthews, back then we called him poppy. Dont know how he got that nickname.

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>>75693947

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>>75693947

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>>75693947

Imagine being a fan of this shity stupid team

>>75694007
Isn't ASU a pretty strong sports school

>>75694007
>stealing the world series from ny in 2001

they're still salty lmfao

feelsgood

>>75693968
"LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

>>75694016
If this is real, pretty insane

>>75693837
My testosterone is fine. I have a pretty bad chest ident that causes cardiac and respiratory problems. Not my fault :(

If I played hockey professionally I would have a heart attack without question.

Ovechkin nowhere to be found

>this team won the presidents trophy

>>75694044
That's too bad.
Maybe you can coach.

>>75694007
Dude it really is hard.
>>75694016
He's a bit younger than me, we only played roller tournies together. Thats sick you got to roll with him though.

>tfw ate too much too soon after drinking liquor and feel like puking

>>75693877
thought her tits were real?

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>>75694033
27.

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>>75693947

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how the fuck the Caps are losing this game?

>>75694080
Are you 12?

>>75694080
...just lol

>>75694030
Yeah thats where daddy plays roller at.

>>75694019
isn't that guy supposed to be playing for the Shorks?

>>75694080

she got implants like a two years ago or something. her tits look fucked up as heck. the nipples are wrecked.

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>>75693947

can the caps get kicked from the league

>>75694086
in a week he'll almost be ready for solid food

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>>75694081
>Mfw a shitty Mets fan
>Mfw a shitty jets fan
>Mfw all my teams will never win

>>75694030
fanbase, yeah. But, they aren't a dynasty by any means. Plus, college doesn't really count.

As much of a shithole as Tucson is, their college fanbase is a lot bigger than in Phoenix. Basically because U of A is literally all they have.
>>75694033
it was the GOAT World Series. My dad actually surprised my brother, sister and I by signing us out of school and taking us to the celebration parade.

>>75694047
HE'S IN HIS KEK CHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75694100
Where have you been? There is an ongoing ref puck conspiracy where the Russians and reverse vampires have been creating fake penalties against the Pens

>>75693771
>to

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>spraying gatorade all over your face while playing a hockey game

Caps aren't even going to get a good shot off are they

>Pittsburgh trying to hang on
Lel what

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>>75694116
>Snek
>Implying she is better then slime

SELL JOB

>TJ """penalty""" Oshie

4-2 boys, LE CAPITAL FORECHECK