/HEEM/ - ROSE NAMAJUNAS EDITION

shit edition

>>75691284
Isnt there some meme guard that I can use to just stay as close to him as possible and dont let him move? I just want to survive on the ground until the fight goes up again
I was thinking of going full body triangle

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the call that saved conor at ufc 202

if two people are fighting and one is wearing hockey gloves and the other bare knuckles who has the advantage?

>>75691416
it depends, are they motivated?

>>75690586
This would cool if 145 wasn't an absolute mess that's genuinely sad to see.
The title fight was shite and marred with controversy, with neither of the contenders either being natural FW's. The Champion is now just MIA. How does that bring hope for 125?

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Nate is a fucking bum and will never fight again.


The absolute STATE of that last interview haha

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>>75691276
>people unironically like Rose
why is this? she's a mediocre fighter and has the attitude of a section 8 hoodrat. Not even trolling why aren't Holly or Amanda appreciated when they fight top competition? I'm sure many would say the same about PVZ

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>>75691401
the call that ended hunger

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>spooky milf begs UFC for flyweight division
>leaves to go to Bellator
>UFC opens up women's flyweight division
JUST

http://www.foxsports.com/watch/the-ultimate-fighter/story/ufc-launches-womens-flyweight-division-with-new-season-of-the-ultimate-fighter-050317

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>>75691615
Dude WMMA lmao so hard

>>75691346
Are you talking about rubber guard? Where you use your legs to tie them up close to you? Im sure youll get called out for staling but as long as they dont take points

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>>75691619
I want a famous burger with some of them canoe fries

>>75691739
should we start a gofundme to send a poorfag hue there?

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>>75691619

Open your mind

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not sold on this famous burger

>>75691764
only if they take pics of them eating canoe fries and hold up a sign that says >Coral Springs

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>tfw I'm not the only aldofag anymore

>>75691684
she is stupid hot desu senpai

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>>75691800
>yes, but senior aldo..
>*intelligible screaming*
>yes, y-yes
*more screaming*
>c-consider it done haha

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>yeah bro that Waldo guy needs to get his brain checked, they made me get mine checked a few times but I'm all good
>yeah I've been hard sparring since I was 12 man

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>>75691684
Sad!

>I will fight Conor anytime, anywhere*

*but not at UFC 196

you guys keep making fun of Famous Burger but everyone here would like it if you tried

>>75691965
Tell Jose, I'm coming!

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>>75691684
who is the UFC's worst athlete?

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>>75692108

>>75691965
how do you know? and Im not making fun, Id love me some canoe fries right now

Brendan Schaub is the CM Punk of comedy

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>>75692108
My guilty pleasure is jojo

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>>75691965

I meme about famous burger more than anyone but Jose is my favorite fighter, I just think it's something that stands out about him that's good for memes

who started famousposting? its getting too much, not funny anymore

>>75692108
>>75692149
yeah, it's not even a competition honestly. He's the only non-athlete to be given a shot without ever having to compete in the sport. His existence on the roster just brings shame to the UFC.

>>75692444
referring to anyone by anything other than anonymous should be an instant ban. It would improve heem so much.

>>75692384
hands down sexiest voice in all of wmma

>>75692477
calm down Adam

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>>75692444

Me, but it wasn't intended to be funny initially, just to aggravate people who hate Aldo and can't stand people talking about him. I used it as an excuse to mention/meme about him.

However I personally find it VERY funny

>>75692444
get on board or get lost dork

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>>75691965
desu i want some famous burger

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R8 my OC

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Which UFC fighter does this profile most resemble?

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>>75693020
7/10 wouldsave

eddie still mia from getting leashed

>>75693020
liking this aldoposting desu lads

>>75693039
scab planton

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>>75691276
Nate's cafeteria anecdote from MMA Hour today.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493861992255.webm

Al laquinta reeeeeeeeeeeeee'ing is amusing

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>>75693020

Fuckin kek

>>75693309
so he only wants to fight Goobert because hes a cocky faggot?

>>75693020
Not bad, should've reversed the original image then add the shop.

>>75693358
father'd

how will frankie cucks ever recover

>>75693461
I've recovered just fine.

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>Conor retires Nate
>Eddie banished to prelims
>Aldo LITERALLY flipping burgers

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WHATS THIS DISGUSTING BULLSHIT EDITION

>>75693502
>Conor still begging Mayweather and Co. for a fight and big payday
SAD!

>>75693502
>he made me quit but I got a majority decision!
>f-floyd p-pls

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Who /megan/ here?

>>75693725
Traps are gay senpai

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>>75693430

>>75693766
Perfection.
Saving this.

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>>75693295

Aldoposting is the meme /heem/ needed, but doesn't deserve

>>75693708
>>75693590
I got an idea for both of you: Nate can flip the veggie burger and aldo can sell them.

>Nate and aldos world famous deleted burgers

>>75693861
literally didn't read
go away

>>75693502

>Aldo LITERALLY owning a successful business and fighting for a championship next month

How will he ever recover

>>75693575
Jesus, he really is ugly

tuf stream?
this one is shit http://cricfree.sc/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream

/HARDWORK/

>>75694001
>Successful business in a favela
LITERALLY worthless

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>>75693853
Not bad kid but check this

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I'd literally crack the skull of the guy that did this edition, what a fucking loser.

>>75694088
SEAGAL'D

>>75694087

>aldos dead body can punch Conor but Eddie can't

Truly one of the greatest of our times

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this guy finna be my low-key boy

Jesse Taylor is going to lose. He's looked like shit these past few years.

>>75694088
Is that actually GSP? What's he doing in that movie

wow, the dark tower looks so shitty

IT'S TAPE

I can't listen to Jesse Taylor talk

>>75694718
He always sounds congested. So does Gallichio

you now remember Rogan Riffs

how come these TUF episodes feel alot shorter than before? just quick fight for the night. No more LET ME BANG BRO drama

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Woah, Schaub BTFO this goof

>>75694385

I can't get excited about any middle-eastern/muslim/brown/"whatever you call them" fighters.

Am I racist?

>>75694805
yes Adan

>>75694772
Yeah this new formula is boring me to bits

Oh shit, i almost forgot tuf was today

Guessing this fight goes to sudden victory round?

>>75694906
would be nice if it was included in the OP

>tfw just need to make a B on my last final to have my GPA this semester be over a 3

>>75691451
Because there are WAY more women who can naturally fight at 125 than there are who can fight at feddaweight, and there will also be cross over by already talented fighters from 115 and 135

>>75692384
Her voice is both adorable and sexy

>>75694963
>Need an A on my math final tomorrow to pass the class
JUST

>i wish my husband would use Nugenix
poor cuck

>>75694975
inb4 Jessica Eye loses to Aspen Ladd and gets another chance when she drops to 125

>>75694054
http://www.streamgaroo.com/tv-stream/united-states/fox-sports-1-us-live-stream

>>75693039
Maia desu

>>75695072
If it makes you feel better, I've been cramming a semester's worth of knowledge since Monday. Symbolic Logic is fucking gay

>the city of team cody

Bombs over Baghdad

>>75694975
>cross over
Will we get another shitshow? Come on, the state of the current UFC divisions, both men and women are far from great.
Is opening a new division really going to help? Sure, it might have talent, but you can be pretty sure that TUF 125 is going to have some low quality fights. I don't want to see fights like Dandois/Alexis Davis ever in the UFC

>>75694963
>tfw need an A on my BJJ final or else the coach will make me go back to a white belt

>>75694906
>>75694948
>>75695127
>>75695141
FUCK I forgot about tuf

man, they need to play some dramatic music or something for the fights in TUF. They sound so boring with just a dozen guys shouting.

>>75695141
Great song

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>>75695218
There have always and will always be shit fights dude. its a sport, and not everyone who participates will be that good. Hell, even fights that should have been great like Pettis vs Alverez or [insert heavyweight fight where we were promised a knockout here]

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hang on a sec, is team NoDad about to go 0-3?

This season blows

i wanna see some swang'n n bang'n

>>75695360
There's poor fights and there's poor quality fights.
There's a fine line. The UFC is supposed to be the elite organisation. I can honestly say Dandois/Alexis Davis was local promotion tier. It didn't belong in the UFC, both chicks looked terrible.
Not everyone who's a Mixed Martial Artist will be that good, but if you're in the UFC you better be a damn cut above the rest. That's the bloody point, you make it there.

Can't wait until Stud radio next tuesday so I can laugh at these idiots for picking the worst team.

>its another wrestlefucking episode
SUCK HIM UP SUCK HIM UP

>>75695410
It hasnt been too bad imo. The fact that there is more on the line for these guys makes it more interesting to watch for me. But tj was right, grappling wins TUF

TJ please stop calling everyone baby

what a shit fight

Nick Diaz is an overrated garbage fighter and the Diaz brother's always play the victim card without ever being grateful. There I said it

So whenever a fighter is supposed to appear on TUF talk it's because they won?

>>75695504
Nick's resume is good you casual

TUF lost me with episode 1 desu, was awful

HARD WORK

TJ is so shook

won't even give eye contact

dis nigga cody crying

First time watching TUF. Are all fights two rounds?

bro im gunna hurt you bro
bro im gunna destroy youuu bro

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Team Garbage getting BTFO, and Coach Garbage will follow suit at 213

P.S. Does literally anyone in the entire world believe that Cody was able to beat TJ up when he first came to gym?

>>75695520
>winning against a bunch of cans in smaller promotions
>anything to brag about

K

The right hand is my IQ!

No shot Krause is losing.

TJ about to be 4-0 hahahahahahaha

how are u guise duing in here

>>75695088
Inb4 Aspen Ladd actually loses to Jessica eye and the little hype ladd has fizzles out.

>>75695568
Yes

Gunna be cringe when miesha goes to the TUF house

>>75695618
Cringe? More like a gang banging

>>75695573
>Cans
robbie lawler
gleison tibau
paul daley
bj pennske

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>>75695504
You a bitch.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493861992255.webm

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can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>75695758
kek

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Guys for real, TJ might be the most varied, most disciplined, most pedigreed, and overall best kickboxer in MMA. His defensive ability and speed is nearly as good as Cruz, and his offensive output is up there with the best as well. Plus, he showed how dominant and punishing his ground game and offensive wrestling is against Lineker. Sure, he got carried away trying to chase Cruz down and beat him in a way so many others had failed, but even playing into Cruz's strengths it was a VERY close fight. I really dont think he will have any problem beating Cody, outside of a flash KO

>>75694076
>the literal ronald mcdonald of S.A.
>implying conigger wont be broke and fighting on meme local promotions by 2035
nice try kid

>>75695794
>THIS will be the end of the Cody Garbrandt campaign!!

Dork

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Will Miesha give the TUF boys a training sessions?

>>75694975
>and there will also be cross over by already talented fighters from 115 and 135

Which sucks. The good thing about no 125lb division is that that the jump from 115 to 135 and vice versa is too large for people to make just because they lost some fights. They are stuck in their division and forced to fight. Now with the 125lb division, division hopping to duck fights will happen.

>>75695850
that's perfect breeding material right there

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>>75695931
This

>>75695850
Edging sessions in the TUF gym desu

>>75695266
>Eminem
kid or retard?

>>75695647
>hairy lawler
>tican
>dropped 6 times + lellapoo fighter
>post edgar penn + >ranking blowjob unironically

>>75696103
leave you casual, beat it! get lost

PAJAMAJUNAS BLESS

>>75696143
>nick
>good
haha le 209 WUT xD

>>75696143
Are as retarded as Nate or Nick?

for sure I've been a Jorgy fan since the street fight days my guy, YUGE fan my man

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/Famous/

>>75696248
top kek, aldoposter... my fucking boy!

>>75696248
KEK!

is there some sort of calendar i can check to know when all the hot new podcasts are out?

i always forget what days

>>75696248
Where's Jose Waldo! I'm so clever for thinking of that! Get it trending guys! G-Guys?

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>>75696248
He betrayed his boys

>>75696248
>w-when can I leave
>m-my feet hurt
>shut the fuck up and smile ese, you like your kids right homes?
>please no..
>smile then bitch

>>75695963
>>75695850
MIESHA A CUTE!!!!!!!!!

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>>75696337
Miesha bless

>>75696365
i want to taste those tates

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>>75696337
I'll show you cute

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>>75696388

>>75696365
why the fuck are sweaty titties so hot seriously i feel ashamed

>>75696432
congrats, you're attracted to the female form.

*yawn*

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>>75696432

nice "mma" discussion

>>>/hr/

>>75696460
Thanks, why you so sleepy m8?

>>75696459
Wait, what?

>>75696477
You want to discuss MMA, huh?

*pulls your pants down and rapes you*

SCREAM YOUR FAVORITE FIGHTER'S NAME PIGGIE! SQUEAL WHILE YOU SAY IT

>>75696459
what did he mean by """this"""!!!!1?

>>75696495
ironlady bruh

shes been through some fucked up shit

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>>75696300

Thanks my guy

what if Claudia had 100gs of whey protein throughout the day and then ate famous burger for dinner and she wanted to sleep in your bed and she said in her man voice "sometimes I fart in my sleep huehue"

>>75696528
I know who it is.
Elaborate on these stories, I've never heard any of this

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>>75696509
>n-ngannou! n-ngannou!

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>>75696509

>>75693821

He's still got it.

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>tfw you realise you will never have the motivation to step up your workouts and join an MMA/Boxing gym

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Watch out Max

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>>75696614
>tfw you'd rather smoke and drink booze and drunkenly fist fight in your backyard than train regularly
kimbo had the right idea guys

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>get home
>see UFC announces WMMA Flyweights
>exactly as i have been saying for months
>think /heem/ is gonna be crazy
>nobody even talking about it
you fucking goofs. this shit is major fucking news. Thickenzie is gonna be a major star now

>>75696692
>implying she can make the weight

>>75691684
She probably got more money at bellator and might be able to get a title

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>>75691276

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75683553

News:

>Nunes vs Shevchenko set for UFC 213
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/859973240881532928

>UFC introduces Women's Flyweight division
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/the-ultimate-fighter-26-to-crown-first-ever-ufc-womens-flyweight-champion

>Pettis vs Miller added to UFC 213
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/anthony-pettis-vs-jim-miller-ufc-213

>TUF 25 EP 3 recap
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/episode-no-3-recap-the-ultimate-fighter-25-redemption

>>75696692
holy shit she must be like 160lbs there

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>>75696692
the majority of this general's userbase these days are retarded memespouting children

>>75696735
shes been making 123 regularly for years. 115 was just too much for the thiccness

>>75696692
She's so fucking fat wtf. Get her a dietician asap. This is what a world class athlete looks like?

>>75696806
How sad!

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>you are now imagining Thiccenzkie 8 months pregnant

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>>75696760
Thank you SpergOP, was sad to see Spain hit with another medical suspension. We will see if the commission lets this one go as easy as the last time

>>75696785
I lurk around for gambling purposes, got any tips?

>>75696692
she doesn't need 125, she needs to not stuff her face with literal feasts 4x a day even in the build-up to fights

seeing her on the scales (missing weight) at the end of a camp is like looking at other strawweights when they're out of camp and putting on the pounds.

>>75696861
Yeah, kys

>>75696882
what's the spread?

>>75696901
of your moms legs? pretty wide right now

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>>75696916

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>>75696867
how does this make you feel?

>>75696916
fuck man you got me

Is jon jones going to surpass gsp spider fedor as goat if he keep fighting for next few years and dominate everybody

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>>75696861
Parlay on Miocic and Edgar and a separate bet on Maia

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Dizz correct again. Nunes-Valentina rematch confirmed for 213

Cody-TJ
Nunes-Shev
Robbie-Cowboy
Werdum-Reem
Marretta-Shart
Pettis-Miller
Blaydes-Omielanczuk
Hapa-Olynyk

All set for 213

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>>75697055
now that is a stacked card.

>>75697055
Trying hard to make up for the shitty start to the year. Good deal.

>>75696000
Wait you think Bombs Over Baghdad is an Eminem song??? Lmao you're fucking stupid. What's it like being such a worthless piece of trash, loser? I bet it sucks.

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>>75697011
...like she's really good at bjj

but im not sure what it has to do with her refusing to diet at all before her last fights, am i missing something??

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the ufc wmma flyweight contender list should be

>Joanna
>Shevstanko
>Andrade
>Aldana
>KGB Lee
>Rin Nakai
>Thickenzie
>Rachael Ostovich
>Buffalo Wild Wings

>>75696509
What the fuck kind of autism is this?

>>75696365
Meisha looks like she has fat chick tits tbqh

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>>75697055
Who here /lion/

>>75697257
what do you mean? like saggy or wide?

>>75697286
saggy

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With Women's Flyweight in UFC, does this mean Joanna could become the second fighter ever to simultaneously hold two UFC titles?

LOL

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>>75697464
yes except if they let her move up they have to let shevchenko move down and shevchenko has already beat her twice at 125 so it will probably be the same

>Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana! Gimme a money fight! I won 1 match, I'm a money fight! Let's get a money fight going Dana!

Who am I?

>>75697213
brehs

>>75697213
she has hue teeth

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>>75697540
got something to say anon?

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>>75697573
Something about that face kills my boner, but I can't put my finger on it...

>>75697592
thickness of the top of her nose?

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>>75697592
look closely

>>75697609
HA!
It's like beatin' off to her old man!

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>>75697609

>>75697592
>looking at the face
gay

>>75697464
why the HECK do people think it's a good idea to walk around with untied shoes? it looks retarded

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>>75697592
Shes got a sid the sloth face.

http://www.bjjee.com/articles/the-secret-underworld-of-the-brazilian-jiu-jitsu-porn-industry/

>>75697653
Lol i read this in Jim Norton's voice

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>>75697720
no. u r the retard.

>>75696000
>>75697141
lmao what an idiot. Hopefully he committed suicide out of embarrassment.

>>75697746
explain, i know how to tie my shoes

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>>75697769

>>75697769
Kek

Im not surprised mother fuckers

>>75697609
that JUST hairline

>>75697259
I think so, but Valentina is pretty tough and well rounded.

There was a 1 hour and 30 min Nate Diaz interview today on the MMA Hour,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FANK7xdUqzY

>>75698089
Valentina wins via being the superior fighter and the fight being 5 rounds this time

Coralsprings

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has forsaken us

>>75698127
Yeah I was thinking late Valentina sub if she gets past the fury

Remember that time Kimbo thought you were black?

now that the ufc is owned by jews i will never buy another ppv

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>>75696614
Join the MMA/Boxing first, the rest will follow. Get addicted to the fun part, then you will want to get in better shape to do better at the fun stuff.

>>75696760
>>Nunes vs Shevchenko set for UFC 213
Woah is TJ vs Cody going to be the headliner then? Thought it'd be something way bigger unless the absolute madmen are going to put more than two title fights on there.

How long has Cerrone been in porn industry?

>>75696867
Lol wgaf. All her extra weight is going to her ass and titties.

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>>75698848
shhh the brit is gay

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>>75696867
Why are Brazilians so bad at weight cutting?

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>>75698897
Why are Zingano's so good at mommy'ing

>>75693309
>first of all it's rude

>>75698933
>cat will never give you a nursing handjob

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>>75693309

>first of all it's rude

>>75698897
USADA
Can i request that webm of that one huezilian that was training in the favela and says hes about to start his weight cut soon.

>>75693309
kek

How Royce Gracie have done if he entered the Mortal Kombat tournament? Probably wouldn't be able to submit Goro

Cody Garbage

Dillon Danis vs Jake Shields is grappling match of the decade

May 14th

>>75699232
Thanks for letting me know. I'll be sure to miss it

>>75699114
goro has like ten different ways to pass a guard though

>>75698089
Im actually hoping valentina loses so she can move down to 125. If she wins that'll be real awkward since shes one of the smaller bantamweight fighters. If she wins it'll leave 135 in an awkard phase again

Well since Spain is gone...

>>75691965
My buddy went to the grand opening and met aldo. Said the burgers were good too. Famous burger is for real!

>>75699368
You know he is probably crying right now as he sees your post, right?

https://youtu.be/Cj_q1dLvhuU

What is some JRE kino?

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>>75699449
Anything with Joey Diaz
>>Guys that were thinking they want to be gay, guys with their family and shit, that wanna get their dick sucked and will have a few drinks in 'em and they go to hudson county park to see if there was someone there to get their dick sucked. Like, before I went to your show last night, Shandra said park in this lot, I didn't park in that lot. I parked in the lot that was empty and when I was walking over there some dude kept making weird eye contact with me... He wanted to suck dick.

>>75699412
Good

So Nate is clearly retarded after listening to him on MMA Hour

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>>75699368
Don't bring the sperg outta him!

>>75699477
For sure man, 100%.

>>75699449
If you can find any of the infamous "rogan watch" videos, that's the definitive kino. Some autist (think schaub poster sperg but with a fixation on rogan) compiled clips of rogan saying the most ridiculous shit and spliced in clips where he contradicts himself or flip flops on his opinion. Rogan actually got all of this guy's videos taken down. Coincidentally, rumor has it they are hosted on some russian sites.

Is it possible to see one post here without at least one meme in it?

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>>75699479
Kek. Welp its my name now. I will be sure to give /heem/ a better version.

>>75699449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9W4Khn078w

>>75699494

'no'

>>75699486
>claims to walk at 200 lbs but now says he is 175
>why should I have to fight someone despite being paid by the UFC to fight
>I don't want a third fight with Conor even though I said I wanted one minutes ago
>I don't get any respect from beating Conor despite gaining a huge following after my victory over him

Why do the Diaz brothers always play the damn victim card. God damn

>>75699534
>Why do the Diaz brothers always play the damn victim card. God damn
Nigger mentality. I love them both tho.

>>75699516
Why is this significant?

>>75699568
Its funny watching the guy nervously try to defend aikido

>>75699574
He shouldn't though, martial art is ok as long as it's not full on anime bullshit and keeps you in shape. Whether or not it works in a real fight is just one of many criterias.

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rory

>>75699449
https://youtu.be/ytS0nShwILA

>>75699502
I am the captain now.

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>>75699534
Fighters is like a stock, he shoudln't be mad that he isn't the flavour of the month anymore after he lost.

>>75699605
We can both own /heem/

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I saw Joey Diaz at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “LISTEN UP COCKSUCKER.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going ”I WANT TO SEE KHALABEEB” and almost dropping his gum in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him rant further as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boogers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the boogers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “BECAUSE HE GOT THAT FUCKING IMMIGRANT MENTALITY” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that Stipe is born in Croatia. After she scanned each booger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by screaming ”O JESUS FUCKING CHRIST” really loudly.

>>75699678
THIS IS HEART AGAINST FUCKING SKILL

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>>75699701
>Oh Jesus fucking christ
>THIS IS HEART AGAINST FUCKIN SKILL JOE ROGAN
>THERES A NEW 155 CHAMP. WHERE'S CONOR MCGREGOR NOW??? WHERES CONOR MCGREGOR NOW???
>CONOR MCGREGOR YOU BETTER PACK 8 LUNCHES IF YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
>You ain't beating this kid for the next two or three fights. You ain't beatin em. This kid's a fucking Philadelphia guy. You're done. Lights out bitch.

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What is up buddehs

>>75699772
Thinking of re-opening my tinder

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>>75699808

Are you looking to smash

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hey guys MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU lol ahahahaha XD

>>75699823
I just want to get to know a woman :/

>tfw Aldo getting some love again on heem

feels good he's a great boy

>another shit wmma division
LOl modern ufc is for cuckold, jer off white knights and sjw-scum

>>75699888
Isn't WFW gonna die because GDR retiring?

>>75699888
WFLW is simple, it fits

WFW and WAW are a struggle, the HW and flw of the women's league

>>75693309
he has it figured out better than anyone

>>75696802
Didn't she miss 125 like two weeks ago?

>>75700013
She didn't weigh in because she was going to miss weight, yeah. It was a same-day weigh in with the GI, though.

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>>75699840

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Who /Dillashaw/ here?

>>75700098
Right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmFkYTr6CT0
how can anyone hate werdum seriously
he's such a nice and funny guy

>>75700109
he's funny till he's not, then he's an asshole

a least he is funner

>>75698933
i will so break my arms for cat xD

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Is Brennan Stoob a good fighter?

>>75700131
truthfully he wasn't good

because all good fighters have defense, he had some good qualities but he had bad defense and a poor chin

>>75700131
is this honestly necessary? who gives a shit about scrub

>>75699678

first half good, last half shit

aldo

>>75700131
I think you mean Brendan Schaub, and the answer is yet.

>>75700156
Every here. He is probabaly the most talked about and loved fighter and entertainer on /heem/.

>>75700181
>yet
cte senpai