OFFICIAL METS VS BRAVES GAMETHREAD

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sup guys. hope the barves fans got some lube for the assrape they're about to get from deGrominator.

Feel dirty for putting Bruce on my all-star ballot. Anyway, should be a good pitching duel until my game starts.

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>>75689908
9 homers man. though i don't think anyone would have predicted at the beginning of the season that jay bruce would be our best player.

>>75689908
He deserves it, even if he is a douche.

>out 3 months, conservatively.

>>75689956
Yeah the .300 average and 29 hits is the most impressive, I think he was closer to .250 in Cinci but of course it's early in the season. Guy just needed to play the late '16 Phillies to get his shit together

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gib series

Its 7:37 pm and Conforto just got another leadoff hit

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CABRERA!!!


LETS TAKE THIS SERIES

1-0 top of the first. thats' what i'm talkin about.

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michael conforto literally can't stop getting leadoff hits and scoring runs

>>75690233
Careful, according to a Mets fan in the general, the Braves have one of the most potent offenses in the league.

BBruce

>BBruce

oooooh fuck yes!!!

sorry Big Sexy. We need this win

WE DOUBLES NOW

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this park is such a meme

>coitis granderson

what the fuck walker

>>75690382
tiara>belt

fukkk walker i saw ur bitch as running wit 1 out

>mest baserunning

lol bruce was yelling at him

degrom lookin solid af, non stop strikes.

save us degrom

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>mfw Bartolo was fat near me

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deGOAT

colon is scared shitless, he's pitching like garbage cause he knows those balls will fly the fuck right out if he throws the hea and gets caught on it.

>>75690737
heat*, rather

>old/fat

>142 runs given up so far this season by mets

ffs.

should be an error imo

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KKK

where is vid of the flipout they're talking about, i read about it earlier but i didn't see any links to vids.

>Mentioning Sale
That man is weaponized autism

>>75691092
you mean the Machado one?

>be named Walker
>Walk

madman

i gotta be honest, this umpire is a fucking asshole. this is some umpball bullshit with his calls.

>walker
>walks

yesss grandy finally hit something!

granderson just earned himself another 15 starts in terry's mind

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good shit grandy

>reyes

w-wait what?! holy shit.

>Grandy and Reyes do something back to back

What timeline is this?

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How can one team be so shitty?

Take this sloppy fuck out the game already

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>>75691287
>Conforto, you have 3 leadoff homers and the highes OBP for leadoff hitters in MLB, but we're gonna go in a different approach

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>Colon grooving pitches so that his buddies can get out of slumps

what a guy

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>>75691359
>w-we'll take him

oh fucking hell yes 5-0!!! bartolo is a fucking disaster tonight. and i will certainly take that.

>>75691363
Honestly. I wouldn't put it past him.
He gave Dee Gordon a leadoff homer, his first homer of career, during that Jose Fernandez night.
He is far past caring about stats, good starts, and achievements.

wut

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HAHAHAAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING BASERUNNING

wait what happened. they they hidden ball trick into a double play? wheres replay REEEEEEE

What the hell Jose?

Tfw Noah syndergaard hair hat day is no longer a thing

>reyes

What just happened?
C'mon Reyes.

>mets in charge of base running

>Reyes

Just

>>75691458
3 months
23-5

Terry Collins need to be fired immediately. Players obviously don't give a shit and nobody is getting chewed out for getting doubled up on pop ups twice in one fucking game

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good times

>the "d" on degroms Jersey is an upside down p

>>75691566
That has no meaning. You move on from it

>>75691608
If he wasn't fired for a 23-5 loss he isn't gonna be fired now

>>75691638
>Big Game James

Reyes pls

>>75691638
yeah man, was amazing shit to watch that.

>reyes

Harvey hits the DL next.

>>75691709
my triceps are sore already. i'm still doing the, everytime reyes fails i do 10 pushups thing. and its only the 3rd inning.

Reyes trying to lose this game for the mets.

>>75691638
I was hoping we'd finally seen the last of that shit.

>>75691608
Yeah, I'm sure they had concentration lapses because they don't care. That must be it. Let's fire the manager.

>>75691779
>it's almost like terry isn't an inept train wreck of a manager or something

fuck

yeah

They're gonna blow it aren't they

>>75691779
>It's not the manger's fault his player's are lazy and fucking up simple baseball mechanics

You must be very successful in the business world.

Really, though, Terry deserves to be fired for much more than just that.

makes those baserunning errors seem pretty stupid

Check out this hot meme
>melts
Thoughts?

Just tuned in this inning, this was my fault guys, sorry

>>75692313
>You must be very successful in the business world.
I'm unemployed

>Really, though, Terry deserves to be fired for much more than just that.
like what?

>deGrom injured now too

Fuck me up senpai

CATCH THAT FUCKING ONE YOU STUPID SPIC INCIARTE

oh man we coulda ran that run in.

how the fuck does Walker not score. He's standing on second when the ball hit the one

>>75692596
the wall*

needed sac fly

gj reyes

>Swanson

thanks barves

>barves

bahahahahah bumbling fools!

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>swanson

ROTY top kek

>>75692383
The easier question is what has he done right

>>75692596
I think Walker and Sherlock are both gunshy

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!

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deGOAT

SO MANY FUCKING DOUBLES

Well fuck.... That escalated quickly.

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DEGOAT

>collmenter
>swansons
>flowers
>barves

loving every laugh

Couldn't even get the tag JESUS CHRIST

>>75692766
top fucking kek

wtf i hate conforto now!

Jacob deGrom is 2-for-3 with two RBI. He has a higher batting average than two Mets regulars.

>>75692844
degrom can hit. he's not knocking em out of the park but he's fairly capable of getting hits. sadly grandy and reyes are just instant strikeouts or pop flies waiting to happen at this point.

>>75692844
To be fair, the Mets regulars suck ass.

tj rivera needs to play more

fuck man, how many insurance runs do you need in this park, ffs.

So did our pitchers just give up because we can score runs now?

this really doesn't feel like a mets game

DeGrom is losing it

But I thought the Mets starters were supposed to be good?

final score gonna be ugly in this one

how much do you think syndergaard, degrom, and gazelle man's ERA will improve when they get haircuts

>>75693200
yes indeedy.

will we burn our entire bullpen before the end of the 6th inning? stay tuned to find out!

>>75693239
they would do down. don't you know the whole samson and delilah story.

>>75689887
>Mets fans and their autistic nicknames for players

>>75693311
err, up rather. they would get worse. you know what i mean.

>garcia

bumbler! bahahha!

>barves

>garcia

paid umps

wait, did they just say thor will be out for MONTHS?

>>75693689
Yea. I read earlier 3 months is what is expected.

>free man

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>>75693773
thats ridiculous. i'm lookin up news stories now. apparently syndergaard is looking for second opinions. i would too. also, thor's girl is clearly a hooker. i was not aware of this. but i am ok with this.

>>75693773
3 months is basically the minimum

>>75693952
She's a college student fåm

>>75694012
who clearly works as a high-price escort in her free time

>>75694012
and you think she is not escorting, why? gotta pay that tuition somehow, falalamalamadingdong. thor must be her top client.

>>75693952
If that's the best that Noah can do, there's no hope for the rest of us.

>>75694252
He's young, give him time. I'm sure every up-coming MLB star wants to plow their way through as much pussy as they can before settling down.

>>75694252

Nigga you gay? She's pretty hot desu

>>75694252
Thor isn't really all that attractive either and I'm sure he's not the most intriguing conversationalist in real life

>>75694252
ah, i'm sure he's got girls in every city that has a ballpark. being a millionaire sports star instnatly gives you access to non stop amounts of random whores who want a pay day/divorce fraud settlement.

but she's fairly low quality; she's obviously a bleached blonde, overly tanned, frankenbooby slut. sure, she's eye candy to some but that's not the type of chick thor should be being with, she looks like trouble. but hey, i don't know her so who knows.

>>75694317
Be a famous young pitcher with $$$$$ in New York City.
Bag an 8.5/10.
I've scored girls that are as hot as her.

Reed is butthurt

Seriously why does he give a shit, he did good, just do what you're asked, not like it affects your numberrs

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michael godforto

>>75694397
If he's just nailing her, then fine, I got no problems with it, but if she's his legit GF/wife, then he's more autistic than we thought. She not Mrs Bumdardner teir, but she ain't all that.

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hm, looking into her pics, i can see why thor likes her. she's sporty and shit. she's not as bad looking as i thought.

3 run homer incoming

>>75694614
She has better makeup application in that and most of her other pics and they're shot better. She's like a 7.5

OOOOOOOH SHIT

wait wqat!?!? WHAT TTHE FUCK IS UP WITH THE BASERUNNING TODAY THAT WAS A RUN!!!!!!!!

BBruce

should have sent him

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>>75694682
ya i'm not in love with her face. the rest of her is fine, not a fan of the bolt-on's though.

>walker does the worst thing possible

kek

>granderson

With how Reyes has been doing, he'll somehow manage to give up 5 runs from the plate.

YES!! REYES DID SOMETHING!!!!!

This is still not enough insurance

Jesus

>>75694740
I would do terrible, vulgar things to her body, but her face looks like some kind of Laura San Giacomo Addams Family character.

JOOOOSEEEE JOSE JOSE JOSE

JOSE

JOOOSSEEe

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putting it to bed, one can hope

Nice job, Reyes.

>>75694841
shit, you know what, it might not be her boobs that are fake. she could be a plastic surgery fuggo face with cheek implants and shit for all we know. i'm trying to find older pics of her, something's just off about how she looks.

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Wheeler wins the mets girlfriend competition by the way

>>75694998
Hotter than Thor's girl for sure.

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>>75694998
goddamn

Who has the pic of the five 7.5/10 mets GFs at the game?

Do the barves have any fans?

>Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
damn, that organist has guts

They're doing this to the wrong team

>>75695092
Me

>>75695090
I do but don't feel like getting laptop lol

Feels weird being on the other side of one of these games

You know what? Sherlock has been holding runners up but fuck it, it seems to be working out

>>75695092
We're here, just watching your collapsing starting pitching in peace. One game means nothing anyway

holy shit i went to bathroom, what the fuck happend? 16 runs now?! BAHAHAHA

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sorry braves, nothing personnel

only 7 more runs and we can 23-5 them

If the Mets were to lose now it would be absolutely unprecedented in terms of a blown lead.

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>this game

>>75695126
Well in this particular scenario there's no reason to risk outs, we don't need the runs. Might as well give the next guy a chance at bat is probably what he's thinking.

>>75695119
Wright's girl is 10 years older and still the hottest of the bunch.

>>75695162
Hey, if any team can do it, the Mets can!

>>75695230
Accurate.

God hates the Mets

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>>75695090
this one? i know there is another one like this. i think that's d'wright's girl in #2 from left here.

>>75695092
I'm just here to shit post
>mest

>>75695258
Eh they're all pretty shit

>>75695258
That's the one.
>shudder.

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wait i found it.

>rivera

>>75695325

At least TDA's bitch got a fat ass

>>75695136
This is unironically one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I would kill to be with her.

>tfw no gf

>That crowd shot

It's like they never left Turner

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>>75695387
a man of refined taste and fragile bones

>>75695258

>>75695325
2 5 3 6 4 1

>>75695297
>>75695317
ys, i dunno what half these guys are thinking. i want to believe it's gotta be love. wrights girl is just a straight up ex beauty queen i think though.

>>75695415
Are you ranking them or rating them, because right is by far the best

Keith baneposting

Keith said "he's a big guy"

Just thought it should be noted

so how are they going to fuck this up?

>>75695496
amazinly

>stadium so empty you can hear individual voices and conversations clearly

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>Check score
>Barves leading
>Doze off
>Wake up
>16-5
>Mest lead

What in the actual fuck?!

holy fuck is the booth reading this thread? i just said that exact shit. wat.

>>75695441
Ranking
>far right the best
2 is the only hot one in the bunch. She's a legit 9.5
The rest are an assortment of 6s and 7s
Except 6, who's a chunky monkey and a 5.5. She looks like she's a nice girl , though. She'll plump up to Meredith Maorkvits size by 2018.

>>75695605
the braves literally never led this game, my man

>>75695625
D'arnaud's is a 6, the rest are 1s and 2s

>>75695636
My bad. I was checking the score on my phone while driving.

>>75695646
u wot m8?

1's and 2's?? surely your internal rating system cannot be this skewed.

>>75695673
>phone
>driving

Commit sudoku

>>75695646
Nah. They're cute, but just normal looking girls. I could go to my local bar on a Saturday night and get girls as good looking or better than that. They all must have wonderful personalities.

wow freeman looked BAD there

>>75695701
they're piss ugly mate even for their age, which I assume is elevated

nice. gg barves. see you fuckers tomorrow night! time to eat and then go get beers, woohoo!

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gg barves, thanks for lubing up

see you all again tomorrow

>>75695836
It's a weeknight go to bed

>>75695849
NO!

i'm gonna stay up all night, leave the lights on, leave the refrigerator open, and do what i want!

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>>75695136

She could do it all. Hell of a place kicker, too.

>Katz Institute
what, it would be too obvious if they called it the Wilpon Institute?